The Blow Off Some Steam and Offend the Next Poster Thread.

[Panhead0422]

Did you EVER learn not to pee down your leg?

[Kelzan]

Are you still eating kittens?

[Divinity]

you breath smells like there's little people walkin' around in your mouth ****ting on your tongue

[Panhead0422]

Are you still eating kittens?


Are you still eating dead donkeys?

[Kelzan]

Are you still eating dead donkeys?

Yes, I cook them before I eat them and baste them in BBQ sauce mmmmmm.

[Panhead0422]

I have heard of getting hit by an UGLY STICK before, but, DDDDDAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN, THE WHOLE TREE MUST HAVE FALLEN ON YOU.

[LoneStarHero]

I hate to break it to you, but the man you know as your father isn't so. I went back in time and seduced your mother nine months before you were born. You can now call me Daddy! However your ugliness comes from your mother because my standards from the time travel process lowered worse then what beer goggles do.

[Panhead0422]

You're the child of an idiots love afair, somebody had it in for your daddy and your mother never let him know the difference. Why do you think your brothers and sisters all look totally different from you?

[mrclean]

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

[Kelzan]

Are you still killing puppies?

[free2B]

You are a weasel faced, rat, lion pig eyed, poop rollin turd, who likes to get slimed, while slopping down.

[Panhead0422]

Are you still spanking your monkey or are you visiting the sheep now?

[Claymore]

Nah, I gag the giraffe with the smaller half.
You stiill flogging the flamingo in the park?

[CID_0687]

Nope. I quit flogging the flamingo when I rode by your house and saw that sign in your yard. "I LOVE MY MOMMA AND YOU CAN TOO FOR $19.95."

[orbitaldecay]

you've all crossed the line of respect. I hate you idiots.

[Claymore]

Do yoiu still cheat at Canasta?

[Panhead0422]

Did the doctor forget to tell you to quit taking the stupid pills after did the lobotomy???

[Claymore]

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest SOB on the planet.

[Panhead0422]

Boy, you need to pull your head out of your fifth point of contact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[free2B]

you've all crossed the line of respect. I hate you idiots.

you just called all of us idiots decay. aren't you ashamed?

[free2B]

btw, you are a bat brained, echo seeking, blood sucking, son of a chubachunga.

[Panhead0422]

If your brain was equal to gunpowder you wouldn't be able to blow your nose.

[imdwlaw]

If your brain was equal to gunpowder you wouldn't be able to blow your nose.

And you fart when you have to blow your nose!

[Panhead0422]

And you fart when you have to blow your nose!

At least I am a multi-cellular animal. Ameobic life forms such as yourself pretty much just stink up the place.

[imdwlaw]

At least I am a multi-cellular animal. Ameobic life forms such as yourself pretty much just stink up the place.

Now, if they can only figure out what type of multi-cellular animal you are!

[Panhead0422]

Now, if they can only figure out what type of multi-cellular animal you are!

I am not sure myself, but, I am three rungs higher on the evolutionary ladder than a lawyer. :mrgreen:

[Claymore]

If your brains were nitroglycerin, you wouldn't have enough to blow the hemmoroids off a mosquito.

[imdwlaw]

I am not sure myself, but, I am three rungs higher on the evolutionary ladder than a lawyer. :mrgreen:

That still doesn't get you up to dirt!

[CID_0687]

That still doesn't get you up to dirt!
That does get you close to fecal matter

[imdwlaw]

That does get you close to fecal matter

Lawyers gotta be way more than three rungs lower on the evolutionary ladder than fecal matter!!

[CID_0687]

Oh that's right we were talking about lawyers, not pimps and hoes.

[Panhead0422]

You really need to be very afraid when a lawyer hands you a business card in the back of the ambulance that says he is a senior partner in Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, then states that he would like to represent you. Be terrified when he walks over to the moron who caused your injury and tells him the same thing.

[Panhead0422]

Your Momma beat you nearly to death with a STUPID BRANCH........you really did not need to chop the tree down on yourself.

[CID_0687]

If brains were money, you'd have to take out a second mortgage to stay out of bankruptcy.

[Panhead0422]

NOW I KNOW WHY YOU ARE THE POSTER CHILD FOR THE NATIONAL ABORTION CLINIC ASSOCIATION!!!!

[gwhughes]

You're a poopy head.

[Panhead0422]

You're a poopy head.

You talk like a baby.

[Claymore]

Only so as you could understand what is going on.

BTW, your village called and they're holding your idiot position open for our return.

[Hadassah]

Thou mewling clapper-clawed blind-worm!

Courtesy of this site:

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html











:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

[Claymore]

Thou droning tardy-gaited flirt-gill!

[Panhead0422]

Your village is composed almost entirely of morons and they sent the village idiot out to find a lost moron. Are you the idiot or the moron?

[Hadassah]

I make as good use of [thine face] as many a man doth of a death's-head, or a momento mori.

[Claymore]

Thou bawdy shard-borne bugbear!

[Panhead0422]

I would insult thine intelligence if thou hadst any.

[Claymore]

Tis sad that you are so unarmed in this battle of wits.
Perhaps you should try a league you are more suited for?
The half-wits.

[Hadassah]

Thou roguish common-kissing malt-worm!

[Panhead0422]

Such inordinate and low desires,
Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean attempts,
Such barren pleasures, rude society,
As thou art match'd withal, and grafted to!

[CID_0687]

While on your ride on the short bus you slipped in your own feces, thus becoming a **** head.

[gwhughes]

You got a lumpy butt.

[Panhead0422]

You are a potato chip eating couch potato with a lard ass!

[Claymore]

Your hovel reeks of decaying leeks and moldy melons.
Put your socks back on, composting twit.

[Claymore]

Thou subtle, perjur'd, false, disloyal man!

[CID_0687]

The next person to post is a Yellow Dog Liberal Pinko Communit Bed Wettin BB Stackin Homo.

[Panhead0422]

The next person to post is a Yellow Dog Liberal Pinko Communit Bed Wettin BB Stackin Homo.

I am rubber, you are glue, what you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you.

BTW, you were so ugly when you were hatched that your procreator had to use a slingshot to give you a bottle.

[Claymore]

If my dawg was as ugly as you are, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards,,,, into traffic.

[Hadassah]

[Your] brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage.

[CID_0687]

:razz:I am rubber, you are glue, what you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you.

BTW, you were so ugly when you were hatched that your procreator had to use a slingshot to give you a bottle.
I know you are but what am I:razz: MORON!!!:razz: LEFT WING SOCIALIST!!!:razz:

[george kaplan]

You're so ugly you make your mother look good.

[CID_0687]

Let's not get on mothers. Atleast give me a chance to get off of your's first.

[george kaplan]

BTW, give your mother my best ... I know I did.

[Panhead0422]

You were so ugly as a kid that your momma got arrested for cruelty to animals; she had you and a dog living in the same house. The local animal control officer took the dog out of that "inhumane situation".

[george kaplan]

Speaking of dogs, last time your mother went out for a walk she got taken away by Animal Control.

When her boyfriend at the time went to get her out of the pound, he was fined for not having her on a leash.

To make her feel better, he took her to the zoo right around the corner.

When it was time to leave, a zoo worker darted her and wanted to put her in the orangutan enclosure.

[CID_0687]

Whoremongerer!!!

[imdwlaw]

Then again, you like cold toilet seats!

[CID_0687]

The next dog I buy I gonna name after you. And beat the **** out of him every day. Come on PETA!!!

[imdwlaw]

If you had half a brain...then you'd have, half a brain!!

[CID_0687]

That's more than I can say for you. If I had half the brain you did I'd be laying on the floor licking myself.

[imdwlaw]

That's more than I can say for you. If I had half the brain you did I'd be laying on the floor licking myself.

I see that not having half a brain, doesn't stop you from trying!

[CID_0687]

You saw a sign that said "Wet Floor", and you did.

[imdwlaw]

You saw a sign that said "Wet Floor", and you did.

Your nuts!!
Any idea what you did at the baseball game when the guy came around selling refreshments, yelling "Peanuts"!

[CID_0687]

Now I remember where I saw you.
You were the poster child for the Women's Rights group during Abortion Awareness Week.

[imdwlaw]

Your parents are trying to find out if they can do a long-term post-birth abortion on you!

[CID_0687]

If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!!

[thr3]

Thanks

[CID_0687]

I've heard of getting hit with an ugly stick, but it looks like you got dragged through the entire forest.

[Panhead0422]

Your father was a cromagnan and your mother was the last three toed sloth. The best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

[Dreamy]

I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style, you buck-toothed hillbilly.

[thr3]

Orr err.

[Dreamy]

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

[Arya]

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
:mrgreen:

[mrclean]

Bite me, wanker!

[Dreamy]

Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide

[Arya]

Yo brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..

[Panhead0422]

Your momma's so ugly that the only guy that slept with her chewed his arm of to avoid waking her up and then jumped out of her bedroom window on the 21st Floor.

[Arya]

My Carma just ran over your Dogma...

[Panhead0422]

You are so ugly that they have to tie two steaks around you neck to get the dog to lick your face.

The dog promptly sits down and licks it's ass to get rid of the taste.

[Arya]

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

[Dreamy]

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

[Panhead0422]

You are so ugly that your vet went blind.

[Arya]

You're so dumb, when the police said you broke the speed limit, you offered to fix it..

[thr3]

You are so ugly that your vet went blind.

Very good:))

[Panhead0422]

You are so dumb that when someone told you that the sun set in the west you missed the sunset because you were looking east.

[darrkwolff]

You're so ugly, you make DW look good! :))

[Panhead0422]

You are so dumb that if your friends ever stop telling you to breathe you will suffocate.

[CID_0687]

I can't get use to the smell of your new cologne. What did you say it's called, Oopsicrapmypants?

[czzzaar]

What are you looking at you bucktoothed mouth breather? You better get away from me! I ain't foolin' neither.

[CID_0687]

So... I heard about what happened when you were born. Your dad buried the kitten up to it's neck in the yard and was about to drive over it with the lawnmower. Your mother paniced, and insisted that dad use you instead. Poor kitty.

[Claymore]

You're so dumb you studied for a week before a urine yesy and failed.

[george kaplan]

Your momma's so ugly her myspace page has its own thread at Ogrish.

[Panhead0422]

Your momma's so ugly her picture is in the Webster's dictionary under UGLY.

[george kaplan]

Your momma's so gross, she sells her used panties on teh interwebs -- as catfish bait.

[gwhughes]

You've got so much cellulite it looks like someone repeatedly hit you in the legs with a sock full of nickles.

[george kaplan]

You were so gross as a kid you once fell into a lion enclosure at the zoo and two lions threw up.

[gwhughes]

That's cause you fell in first. Nanner nanner nanner!

[george kaplan]

Your momma's so gross she tried to be a streetwalker once and johns would pay her to go home ... her home ... alone.

[gwhughes]

You're a bed wetting little girl.

[george kaplan]

You were so ugly when you were little, your baby pictures were used for anti-abortion posters.



The other side used them too.

[czzzaar]

You're so ugly they modeled Grendel from Beowolf on your likeness.

[Claymore]

You're so fat that we they stuck you for blood, they struck gravy.

[george kaplan]

You were so ugly as a kid that your grandpa who has severe Alzheimer's and remembers nobody still wakes up from nightmares about you.

[Panhead0422]

You were so ugly when you were little, your baby pictures were used for anti-abortion posters.



The other side used them too.

The pro-abortion crowd used your picture; abortions went up 350% and that was only locally. You wouldn't want to know what the national level went to.

[Claymore]

You were sooo ugly as a child,,, Your momma tied a trout around your neck so the cat would play with you.

[Panhead0422]

You are the poster child for the national suicide assister's hotline.

[Claymore]

You qare the poster child for National Hillbilly Incest Abstinence Week.

[Claymore]

You are the poster child for National Hillbilly Incest Abstinence Week.

[gwhughes]

You're the poster child for poopy heads.Thhhppppbbbbt!!

[Panhead0422]

When the good lord was passing out brains, you thought he said trains and you said "that's okay, I will catch the next one".

[george kaplan]

You're so ugly only Democrats date you.

[CID_0687]

You're the reason liberals support abortions.

[george kaplan]

You're momma's a hairy-legged hippy chick who used to date the Hells Angels -- all of 'em.

[CID_0687]

Your wife told me about you. Your like a 9mm quick to fire and you take forever to reload.

[george kaplan]

Your wife is so ugly she couldn't breastfeed your kids because they'd lose their appetite as soon as they saw her.

[CID_0687]

What time do you want to pick your wife up from my hotel room?

[imdwlaw]

What time do you want to pick your wife up from my hotel room?

That's not my wife!! That's my dead great-grandmother!!

[czzzaar]

If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.

[george kaplan]

If I had a wife that looked like you, I'd shave her ass.

[Panhead0422]

Will you PLEASE STOP BEATING YOURSELF WITH THAT UGLY STICK!!!!!


You are making me deathly ill.

[csparks]

Your wife's so fat, she wore a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

[george kaplan]

Your wife is so fat your doorways are round.

[Liability]

No sir. My wife isn't fat. Nor is she ugly, blind or stupid. But when I think about the quality of the post from the "guest" whose post is going to follow mine, I cringe, I throw up in my mouth a little and I almost wish I were blind. In fact, as soon as the next guest responds to this post in ANY way shape manner or form, it constitutes an admission that my words are completely true and that the subsequent post is authored by a drooling utterly ghey moron!

[jwil59]

If ugly was a rock, you would be Stone Mountain

[imdwlaw]

If you weren't so ugly, you'd still be ugly!

[Hadassah]

Thou cullionly dread-bolted bugbear!

[Hadassah]

Beauty starv'd with [your] severity
Cuts beauty off from all posterity.

[Liability]

If ugly was a rock, you would be Stone Mountain

jwil is it! http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=23063931&postcount=380

:))

Whoever responds to this post is even lower on the food chain!

:)

[imdwlaw]

Your mom's like a hardware store...5 screws for a nickle!

(This is very old. Take into account inflation!)

[Hadassah]

Thou craven plume-plucked strumpet!

[Hadassah]

[Thou] leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

(Taken from: Henry IV, part I)

[CID_0687]

That's not my wife!! That's my dead great-grandmother!!
Oh yeah, your right. I forgot your wife has more cobwebs and a stronger odor.

[imdwlaw]

Oh yeah, your right. I forgot your wife has more cobwebs and a stronger odor.


You'd forget your head, if it wasn't attached...
...to the back of your thighs!

[george kaplan]

We call the person whose post follows this one a 'more-off' -- on accounta they're more 'off' than 'on'

[imdwlaw]

We call the person whose post follows this one a 'more-off' -- on accounta they're more 'off' than 'on'

That's 'more-of', moron!

[Claymore]

You're so ugly, the only thing you can turn on is a lightbulb,,, after you sneak up on it.

[CID_0687]

You'd forget your head, if it wasn't attached...
...to the back of your thighs!
No, you're mistaken, I was between your mom's thighs.

[imdwlaw]

No, you're mistaken, I was between your mom's thighs.

Gross!! I can't possibly offend you anymore than you just offended yourself!!

[CID_0687]

Gross!! I can't possibly offend you anymore than you just offended yourself!!
Sorry dude, it's not my fault. Your moms likes it that way.

[imdwlaw]

Sorry dude, it's not my fault. Your moms likes it that way.

You need professional help if you're that hard up!!

[CID_0687]

You need professional help if you're that hard up!!
I thought she was a professional.

[imdwlaw]

I thought she was a professional.

Even so, my dog wouldn't do her, but you did!! I'm gonna puke!

[CID_0687]

Of course your dog wouldn't do her, you had that beast well under control. Heeere puppy, puppy, Oh yeah that's a good dog!!

[imdwlaw]

Of course your dog wouldn't do her, you had that beast well under control. Heeere puppy, puppy, Oh yeah that's a good dog!!

Your dog taught you how to lick a thing or two!

[george kaplan]

Your mother's so ugly the family dog won't even hump her cankle.

[CID_0687]

Your dog taught you how to lick a thing or two!
Just your mom! She said Scruffy knew all the right places.

[imdwlaw]

Just your mom! She said Scruffy knew all the right places.

Wouldn't have to learn from a dog, if you had a mom...and not 2 dads!

[CID_0687]

Yeah but atleast I had it narrowed down to 2 dads. Your mom's known as the City Meeting Center

[george kaplan]

Break it up guys!


Your mothers and I are trying to get some sleep.

[CID_0687]

Break it up guys!


Your mothers and I are trying to get some sleep.
Would you atleast give me a chance to get off your mother, before you get on mine!!

[imdwlaw]

Yeah but atleast I had it narrowed down to 2 dads. Your mom's known as the City Meeting Center

Which one of your dads is your mother?

[CID_0687]

Which one of your dads is your mother?
You tell me, you're the middle man.

[imdwlaw]

You tell me, you're the middle man.

Not sure, but I think your dad with the extreme stretch marks on his butt, must be your mom!

[george kaplan]

Your mother has a face only a plastic surgeon could love.

[imdwlaw]

Your mother has a face only a plastic surgeon could love.

When your mom has work done on her face, she goes to a proctologist!

[AvgGuyIA]

^ My mother is dead. Thanks. :(


You're so ugly, you could be a Hannity Moderator.

[CID_0687]

Not sure, but I think your dad with the extreme stretch marks on his butt, must be your mom!
Thanks for posting that sign outside your house. "I LOVE MY MOM AND SO CAN YOU FOR 19.95"

[imdwlaw]

Thanks for posting that sign outside your house. "I LOVE MY MOM AND SO CAN YOU FOR 19.95"

Your sign says "I love my 2 dads and nothing can come between us!"

[CID_0687]

Your sign says "I love my 2 dads and nothing can come between us!"
I've been meaning to tell you this...There's about a 1 in 250 chance, that I could be your father.

[imdwlaw]

I've been meaning to tell you this...There's about a 1 in 250 chance, that I could be your father.

There's no chance if you're not at least 68 years old.

There's also no chance that I could be your father, since I only do it with women and you have 2 dads and no mother!

Well golleee Andy...you sure are out of your league. Back to the minors!

[CID_0687]

There's no chance if you're not at least 68 years old.

There's also no chance that I could be your father, since I only do it with women and you have 2 dads and no mother!

Well golleee Andy...you sure are out of your league. Back to the minors!
Out of my league!!! That's not what your wife said when I gave her that courteousy call. Bow chicka wow wow!!

[imdwlaw]

Out of my league!!! That's not what your wife said when I gave her that courteousy call. Bow chicka wow wow!!

I don't have a wife!
My dad, 5 brothers (and countless others) and I, share your wife!

[Talk2Bill]

I don't have a wife!
My dad, 5 brothers (and countless others) and I, share your wife!

and I thank you...she is so randy and you fellas help me get SOME sleep....



and to the next poster:


your posts are even more confusing and even more full of rambling nonsense than mine are.... you just go on and on and on

[gwhughes]

That's not very nice to say, my posts never ramble on and on. I mean I may be a little wordy, is that even a word "wordy?" I don't really know, sometimes I like to make up words. Like the word Liger, a cross between a lion and a tiger. It's a majical animal. And speaking of magical animals, are dragons real? It'd be pretty cool to have a dragon as a pet. Kind of like a guard dog. Of course you'd have to build a mote to keep him at home. I would assume dragons like to roam around a lot. Maybe they're looking for lady dragons, I don't know. Does the color purple have a smell?


For the next poster:

You have so much toe fungus, you slide instead of walk.

[Hadassah]

Thou art unfit for any place but hell.

[Hadassah]

Thou bootless base-court maggot-pie!

[imdwlaw]

Nice face. Bobbing for french fries in the fryer?

[CID_0687]

You shouldn't feel so much resentment towards your mother. It's not her fault you had to ride the short bus to school. Then again maybe it is, she was a crack whore.

[george kaplan]

You were so ugly as a kid your momma's pimp used to beat you regularly with an ugly stick to improve your looks.

[george kaplan]

wimps.

[Panhead0422]

If brain cells were dollar bills you would owe ten million dollars in back taxes. We won't even talk about the penalties and interest fees.

[free2B]

If brain cells were dollar bills you would owe ten million dollars in back taxes. We won't even talk about the penalties and interest fees.

I will make sure the 10 mil is refunded to you so that you can buy back some of those brain cells you vapid, brainless, airheaded freak

[free2B]

oops, that wasn't meant for you head, that is to the next clueless idiot that responds

[Panhead0422]

I was just talking about a brainless person and look who just posted.


(NOT Directed at free2be)


REALLY.:whistle:

[free2B]

very funny head. now will all of you ignoramouses that post here please shut up.

[Emelle]

Hypocritical, gutless, vertically challenged ego maniacal self serving wimp! :twisted:

[Frazzled]

http://pics.picturetrail.com/res/album/bling/smileys/smiley_biteme.gif

[CID_0687]

If you had a dollar for every retarded look you've made, you'd be Bill Gates.

[george kaplan]

I once saw a person uglier than you.




Once.

[CID_0687]

That was right before you broke the mirror right?

[george kaplan]

I came before you!




[Too bad your wife never has.]

[CID_0687]

You came before everybody, you naughty little man!!

[Panhead0422]

I defended you, somebody said that you ate **** sandwiches; I told them that you hate bread.

[Frazzled]

http://www.thezonez.us/forum/images/yakyak.gif

[Panhead0422]

In your case, suicide IS a viable alternative.

[gwhughes]

You suck

[george kaplan]

Your dad dresses up like Greta Van Susteren when he's home alone.

[gwhughes]

By he do you mean my dad or GVS? If the later then yeah my dad wears a smoking jacket and a tie.

[george kaplan]

Oh, I'm sorry. I should have written, "Your mom," not "Your dad."

It's hard to tell them apart these days.

[CID_0687]

The next dog I get, I'll name him after you and beat the **** out of him everyday.

[george kaplan]

The next time your wife comes over, I'll call her by your mom's name and spank her just as hard.

[Hadassah]

Thou wimpled boil-brained lewdster!


http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

[Hadassah]

Thou odiferous scurvy-valiant moldwarp!

[nortman]

[Thou] hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults.

[george kaplan]

The ladies do protest too much, methinks.... :think:

[rory]

If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose.

[george kaplan]

If you would have spent half the time you spend on internet porn studying logic instead you never would have found your real mother.

[Arya]

Did it take you all day to think that one up?

[george kaplan]

No, your moms told it to me on the way out this morning.


Tell her she forgot her meds here when you see her by the way -- if she's not too drunk to come back for them that is.

[Arya]

Wow, it's so kewl to see that you get peoples mom's mixed up. Oh wait, you were talking about your mom. Sorry!

[george kaplan]

Judging by your incoherence, I'm guessing alcoholism is not a blessing that runs out at your mother's twelve-toed limb of your family tree.

[Arya]

There you go talking about your mother again. Don't you love your mother?

[george kaplan]

Not as much as your mother loved me. :twisted:

By the way, the next person to post is an idiot.

[czzzaar]

You're not worth my time.

[george kaplan]

I guess I was right.

[czzzaar]

Hey, I might be a dumbass but I'm no idiot.

[imdwlaw]

Hey, I might be a dumbass but I'm no idiot.

Hee Hawww

[FranklySpeaking]

Yankee Doodle

[george kaplan]

Your real dad's a Macaroni boy.

[Panhead0422]

When you were born, you go arrested for "elder abuse".

[george kaplan]

When your parents found your egg, they almost ate it.

[Joenumbertwo]

You're middle aged and desperately cling to political views and "debate" as an intellectual milestone to distract yourself from the despair of your lost youth. You alternate from using recycled jokes from 4 years ago that you just got forwarded in your email that you can barely use in an attempt to reclaim that youth and bask in what seems like mature discussion when in reality countless arguments and posts have been obliterated by punk ass kids like myself since I was still in high school when I registered. I'm younger than you, smarter than you, better looking than you. I have more fun, less stress, more life, better health, and just about everything that really matters.

el-oh-****ing-el

[Panhead0422]

I know that you really can't help it, but, DON'T BE SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!

[george kaplan]

This thread is getting too nasty.


It reminds me of your mom.

[gwhughes]

Yes it is at times. Yall clean it up just a hair, remember offend the next poster, not the previous one. Otherwise, it may be locked.

Your breath smells like toe jam.

[Panhead0422]

The next person to post in this thread is a Low Lived, Lying SKUNK.

[george kaplan]

That's it. I move this thread be shut down.



Just like your grandma's brothel.

[Claymore]

They couldn't close granny's grabass hotel, they were a union shop. :))

[CID_0687]

You are a bed wettin, BB stackin, nose pickin, toe tappin, hippie lovin, tree huggin, pinko, communitst, Obama wannabe!!

[Panhead0422]

Billary really is your mother!!!!

[CID_0687]

The best part of you trickled down your mom's leg and became a stain on the bed sheets.

[george kaplan]

Your mother looks like Brit Hume wearing a wig.

[Panhead0422]

You are one of Obama's love children.

[george kaplan]

You're so disgusting your dog complains about you to the neighbors' dogs.

[CID_0687]

Your mother looks like Brit Hume wearing a wig.
Wow, your mom's ugly.

[Panhead0422]

Compared to you, puke looks good.

[nortman]

I might take offense at that..................if your opinion actually mattered to anyone.

[Panhead0422]

You are the national poster child for self abuse clinics.

[CID_0687]

You're the reason people started having abortions.

[imdwlaw]

I stuck up for you today. A rumor was going around that you ate poop sandwiches. I said it couldn't be true. You don't like bread!

[CID_0687]

Go get a measuring tape, see how tall you are, then you'll know just how high a pile of crap can be.

[imdwlaw]

Not much of a stretch for you...putting a big condom over you head and being a big dick for Halloween!

[CID_0687]

LOL, you'll get no argument out of me I was born a dick, came by it honestly.

Whoever's next I knew you were coming, I could smell your liberal stench a mile away.

[Frazzled]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/troll-1.gif

Eat **** and die!










......dang, that felt good.........................thank you

[CID_0687]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/troll-1.gif

Eat **** and die!










......dang, that felt good.........................thank you
You appear to be a little frazzled, Frazzled.

[CID_0687]

May your next child have the head of an ass

[CID_0687]

You should be offended, I mean just look at you.

[gwhughes]

You are living proof that Indians and buffelos had sex.

[CID_0687]

Maybe it's just me but when you walked in, I smelt poo.

[Pleasantly Blue]

You Liberal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[george kaplan]

Go wash your hands. :snooty:

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I will never get the two seconds it took me to read your post back.

[george kaplan]

... and you haven't even written your post yet.