The Never-Ending Question Game

[QueenBean]

Are you calling me obvious? :think: :razz:

[free2B]

Are you calling me obvious? :think: :razz:

not you queen just your question:rolleyes:

[free2B]

was that a question?

[CID_0687]

Did it have one of these ? ?

[Ninjacorpse]

Was what a what?

[CID_0687]

If it was a question it would have one of these ? right?

[Ninjacorpse]

Whats your definition of?

[free2B]

what was the question anyway?

[QueenBean]

Weren't you about ready to give me a diagnosis?

[free2B]

Weren't you about ready to give me a diagnosis?

are you requesting one?

[CID_0687]

Did anyone ever decide on a ? ?

[QueenBean]

Will it help me sleep tonight, or just keep me awake?

[free2B]

is keeping you awake a problem?

[QueenBean]

is it that scary?

[free2B]

do you think so?

[QueenBean]

And if I say yes?

[free2B]

my question is why?

[QueenBean]

Could it be because I know the answer?

[free2B]

does the answer have anything to do with the question?

[QueenBean]

unless it's the answer to a different question, perhaps?

[free2B]

is it scary to you?

[Ninjacorpse]

Whats scary?

[George S]

Who is scared?

[jungulator]

What is there to be scared of?

[Sisupala]

Anybody afraid of guilt?

[George S]

What are you guilty of?

[Sisupala]

What am I not guilty of? ;)

And you?

[jet]

Doesn't the Good Book say that we are all guilty?

[Sisupala]

Of one thing, if not another?

[George S]

At least in on thread or another don't you think?

[W.T 1974]

Is this one of those let he who be without sin threads?

No is willing to admit to being guilty here are they?

[Sisupala]

At least in on thread or another don't you think?
:)) ;)

[jet]

Is guilty more fun?

[Sisupala]

Could it be that everything that ends in guilt is the most fun?

[Frazzled]

Why does it sound like you speak from experience?

[Sisupala]

Do you really expect me to answer that?

[Frazzled]

Can't a girl hope?

[Sisupala]

When does a girl really want to know?

[Frazzled]

Whenever it is most awkward for the man, right?

[Sisupala]

How is it that you know such venerable truths?

[Frazzled]

:eek: Uhm, would you buy the whole blind squirrel thing? :shifty:

[Sisupala]

:confused: Do you know these guys?

http://www.blindsquirrel.net/

[Frazzled]

Would you have thought I did? :neutral:

[Sisupala]

Would you believe I don't know nothin' about no blind squirrels?

[jungulator]

What about blind mice?

[Talk2Bill]

Is this topic still going?

[Talk2Bill]

Are some people still posting non-questions?

[Sisupala]

Can anybody explain the blind squirrel thing to me?

[QueenBean]

Really want to know what's she's trying to tell you, huh? ;)

http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/even+a+blind+squirrel+finds+a+nut+once+in+a+while. html

[Sisupala]

What would I do without a little help every now and then? :)

Isn't that kind of like a broken (analog) clock is still correct at least twice a day? ;)

[QueenBean]

I believe the corny response would be "in a nutshell", correct?

[Sisupala]

:)

Could it be I'm especially slow today? Can I blame this on the single malt scotch from last night? (Would you believe the waitress was so green she asked me if I wanted an olive in it?) :eek:

[CID_0687]

What's the status, what's the situation, what's going on?

[Frazzled]

It looks like Sisu says he's especially slow tonight? :shifty:

[Sisupala]

Could it be here? now? tonight?

[Sisupala]

Why is everybody typing so fast? :confused:

[CID_0687]

You need more Scotch?

[Sisupala]

Could you pour me a glass, neat?

[Frazzled]

Are you like Johnny Fever?

[CID_0687]

I thought he was George Clooney??

[Sisupala]

:) Didn't Johnny Fever have the benefit of the occasional flashback?

[Sisupala]

Which is better? A wholesome flashback? Or more lost brain cells?

[Frazzled]

Did he?

[CID_0687]

Don't they both have their benefits?

[Frazzled]

Are you losing them, or are they abandoning ship?

[Sisupala]

:)) Is there a difference?

[Frazzled]

Carelessness or senility - have a preference? :twisted:

[Sisupala]

Which one is more mind-numbing?

[VRWCbabe]

Which one is more mind-numbing?
I dunno, are you comfortably numb?

[CID_0687]

Is it time for some of George Dickel's finest?

[VRWCbabe]

Is it time for some of George Dickel's finest?
Who is George Dickel???

[CID_0687]

You've never heard of George Dickel Tennessee Whisky?

[VRWCbabe]

You've never heard of George Dickel Tennessee Whisky?
Do you recommend it?

[Frazzled]

Does he bottle it on the mountain special for you?

[Sisupala]

Would you believe never numb enough?

Would you believe Mr. Dickel would be most welcome right now?

And would you believe my better half is now looking for some attention from this flash backed, cell-challenged brain?

(adios!) :)

[VRWCbabe]

Sisupala's gunna get some??? :))

[CID_0687]

Do you recommend it?
Would you believe it's much smoother than Jack Daniels or Jim Beam?

[VRWCbabe]

Would you believe it's much smoother than Jack Daniels or Jim Beam?
Who says?

[CID_0687]

Does he bottle it on the mountain special for you?
Could I be that lucky?

[CID_0687]

Who says?
You didn't know that the George Dickel Distillery won an national taste test?

[VRWCbabe]

You didn't know that the George Dickel Distillery won an national taste test?

Is that kind of like the whiskey equivalent of the Pepsi Challenge?

[Frazzled]

Except andrew has to go around a couple of time just to make sure, right?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/shots.gif

[VRWCbabe]

Except andrew has to go around a couple of time just to make sure, right?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/shots.gif
Isn't it a good idea to be thorough? :)

[CID_0687]

Except andrew has to go around a couple of time just to make sure, right?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/shots.gif:)):mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Did you know a few years ago that Old Milwaukee won the national beer taste test?

Did you know that was just a trivial fact I felt like throwing out there?

[VRWCbabe]

:)):mrgreen:
Is that a question? :snooty:

[CID_0687]

Is that a question? :snooty:
Umm..It was in my mind??

[Frazzled]

Does that count? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_lehrer.gif

[CID_0687]

Can we say it does, just this once?

[VRWCbabe]

Can we say it does, just this once?
Do you think you deserve special treatment?

[CID_0687]

What do you think?

[Frazzled]

I think he does - don't you? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_dafuer2.gif

[VRWCbabe]

I think he does - don't you? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_dafuer2.gif
Does anyone else think Frazzled is a softy???

[Frazzled]

Who told you?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_unknownauthor_look.gif

[CID_0687]

She may be, but did you know that she is very selective on her softiness?

[VRWCbabe]

She may be, but did you know that she is very selective on her softiness?
And how would YOU know?

[Frazzled]

Are you telling me I have good taste by liking you?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_unknownauthor_lol.gif

[CID_0687]

Perhaps I'm good at observation?

[VRWCbabe]

Perhaps I'm good at observation?
Shouldn't you two get a room?

[CID_0687]

Are you telling me I have good taste by liking you?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_unknownauthor_lol.gif
Could it be that the feeling is mutual?

[Frazzled]

Should we?

[CID_0687]

Shouldn't you two get a room?
Why do we keep getting asked that?

[VRWCbabe]

Why do we keep getting asked that?
Maybe you should consider it?

[Frazzled]

Did you know that there is a full moon tonight?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_ostern2_hurra2.gif

[CID_0687]

Do you know what happens on a full moon?

[Frazzled]

What happens in Dixieland?

[VRWCbabe]

Do you know what happens on a full moon?
Don't you think that's TMI?

[CID_0687]

Should we really discuss it?

[CID_0687]

Don't you think that's TMI?
Why is your mind in the gutter?

[Frazzled]

Isn't this the full disclosure thread?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_smoker.gif

[CID_0687]

So you're sure you wanna know?

[Frazzled]

Could it be worse than the whiskey taste testing?

[CID_0687]

Could it be worse than the whiskey taste testing?
Why don't you tell me?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_G_QpxZ-ShA

[VRWCbabe]

Could it be worse than the whiskey taste testing?
Is there anything worse than that?? :eek:

[VRWCbabe]

Have you read the Film Noir thread?
Do you think I'm crazy??? :twisted:

[Frazzled]

Why don't you tell me?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_G_QpxZ-ShA

You are so.........funny?

[Frazzled]

Do you think I'm crazy??? :twisted:

Too much for you? :))

[VRWCbabe]

Too much for you? :))
What do you think?

[CID_0687]

Could be seen as rique couldn't it?

[VRWCbabe]

Could be seen as rique couldn't it?
Did you know I had a student named "rique" once?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I meant risque?

[Frazzled]

what's risque? :shifty:

[CID_0687]

What do you think risque is?

[Frazzled]

So you'd say it's more rique than risque? ;)

[VRWCbabe]

What do you think risque is?
Do we REALLY want to go there?

[Frazzled]

Where would you like to go?

[CID_0687]

So you'd say it's more rique than risque? ;)
Who is Rique?

[Frazzled]

Didn't Babe say it was her student?

[VRWCbabe]

Who is Rique?
Do you think she posts here?

[CID_0687]

Didn't Babe say it was her student?
That's right. Did I tell you I've been drinking?

[CID_0687]

Did you know I graduated high school with a guy named Lemonjello?

[Frazzled]

Help Me? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_alien8.gif

[CID_0687]

Is something wrong?:))

[CID_0687]

Did you know that there are two of these question threads?

[Frazzled]

How did that happen?

[VRWCbabe]

How did that happen?
Do you think it was intentional?

[CID_0687]

Could it be that they were started at the same time because one person didn't like the other persons question?

[VRWCbabe]

Could it be that they were started at the same time because one person didn't like the other persons question?
don't you think some people are just too sensitive?

[CID_0687]

Did you know that I'm known as a sensitive *******?

[Frazzled]

didn't I know that about you?

[CID_0687]

Is that why you like me?

[VRWCbabe]

didn't I know that about you?
How much do you know about him, anyway?

[VRWCbabe]

Is that why you like me?

Do you think she just likes you for your money?

[CID_0687]

What makes you think I have money?

[Frazzled]

He has money? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_hurra3.gif

[Frazzled]

Do you need some? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_my2cents.gif

[CID_0687]

He has money? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_hurra3.gif
So, that what does it for you, huh?

[VRWCbabe]

So, that what does it for you, huh?
Isn't that what we all want?

[Frazzled]

Andrew,

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/Smiley-IPB-460.gif

any questions?

[VRWCbabe]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/Smiley-IPB-460.gif

any questions?
What am I supposed to ask?

[CID_0687]

So your favorite color is ment green?

[Ninjacorpse]

Do you know how to spell mint?

[CID_0687]

Do you know how to spell mint?
Who invited him?

[VRWCbabe]

Who invited him?
Does he frighten you?

[Ninjacorpse]

What are you doing here?

[VRWCbabe]

What are you doing here?
Do you think I have a life???

[Ninjacorpse]

Your living aren't you?

[CID_0687]

Does he frighten you?
Would annoy be a better word?

[VRWCbabe]

Would annoy be a better word?
Don't you think "Startle" would be a better word?

[Ninjacorpse]

Is he projecting?

[CID_0687]

Don't you think "Startle" would be a better word?
In some cases yes, but not under these conditions, know what I mean?

[Frazzled]

Andrew, would you like another drink?

[Ninjacorpse]

Does anyone know what you mean?

[CID_0687]

Andrew, would you like another drink?
Why do you always have such wonderful ideas?

[VRWCbabe]

How many of you people listen to Ministry??

[Ninjacorpse]

You are pacing yourself aren't you?

[CID_0687]

You are pacing yourself aren't you?
On Saturday?

[Frazzled]

Isn't Saturday a free-for-all?

[Ninjacorpse]

Does it matter what day it is?

[CID_0687]

Does it matter what day it is?
Are your parents ok with your drinking problem?

[Frazzled]

Do you think he needs an intervention?

[CID_0687]

Doesn't that mean having people who care about you?

damn I shouldn't be so mean should I?

[Frazzled]

Could it be I like it when you are feisty?

[Frazzled]

but could it mean you're cranky and ready for bed?

[CID_0687]

What if I liked your first answer better?:whistle:

[Frazzled]

Then I'd say it's time for each of us to head to our respective beds? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/fairykiss2-1.gif

[CID_0687]

You'd make me drink alone?

[Frazzled]

Would you believe I'm there with you in spirit?

[CID_0687]

How could that be true if your snoozin and I'm boozin?

[Frazzled]

Aren't we quite the pair then?

[CID_0687]

Like an episode of HeeHaw?

[Frazzled]

You just want to see me in some daisy Dukes, huh?

[CID_0687]

Is that a proposition?

[Frazzled]

How did you turn that around on me?

[CID_0687]

Could it be that it was all in my plan?

[Frazzled]

Outwitted by a man on his third glass of whiskey?

[CID_0687]

How'd you know I was on my third glass?

[Frazzled]

Who do you think keeps pouring for you? ;) 'nite

[Ninjacorpse]

Are you a bartender?

[CID_0687]

Would one need to be to pour drinks?

[Ninjacorpse]

Would it matter where your drinking?

[QueenBean]

Is someone pouring?

[CID_0687]

Would I be able to afford a bartender in my house?

[Ninjacorpse]

Maybe if they rolled your cigars for you?

[CID_0687]

Would the cigars be rolled on women's thighs like in Cuba?

[QueenBean]

How did you know that's what I was wondering?

[CID_0687]

Do great minds think alike?

[QueenBean]

Could it be that there was only one way to go on that one?

[Ninjacorpse]

What have you been putting in your cigars?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[Ninjacorpse]

A reference to Clinton?

[CID_0687]

Do the words I never inhaled mean anything?

[Ninjacorpse]

But did she?

[CID_0687]

Could I answer that with certainty?

[Ninjacorpse]

Who are we talking about?

[CID_0687]

You don't know?

[Ninjacorpse]

Do you really know anybody?

[CID_0687]

Does anybody really know themselves? (that's some deep philosophical ****)

[QueenBean]

Does Anyone really know what time it is?

[Ninjacorpse]

What if i said 2:39?

[jet]

Why is this on the second page?

[Sisupala]

Too many questions?

[jet]

People got lives?

[CID_0687]

Isn't this life?

[jet]

Are you serious?

[CID_0687]

Why would I kid?:rolleyes:

[jet]

Are you full of sarcasm today? ;)

[Dreamy]

What are you full of Jet?

[CID_0687]

Are you full of sarcasm today? ;)
Today is Monday right?

[myboyzdad]

What are you people.....on dope?
(Again also fits movie line thread ;) :)) )

[Dreamy]

Anyone need to go to the bathroom?

[Gaby77]

Wouldn't that fall under TMI?

[jet]

Are we in TP or do we need it? :think:

[melinda]

how can I go to the bathroom when there are men in every single one of my restrooms????
arrrrgggghhhh

[jet]

Are you watching where you step?

[Gaby77]

Wouldn't "where you sit" be the better question?

[jet]

Innuendo much? :))

[Dreamy]

Would you believe the bathroom joke was a private joke not meant to be understood by all?

[melinda]

don't many posts fit that same mold?

[Dreamy]

Do you know this to be true for others posts?

[melinda]

Do you know this to be true for others posts?

don't you?

[Dreamy]

Do you speak for others posts or just your own?

[melinda]

Do you speak for others posts or just your own?

How would I know about the others?

[jet]

Are we talking Nicole Kidman's The Others? :eek:

[melinda]

Didn't you LOVE that movie?

[Dreamy]

How would I know about the others?


Did you not ask?





melinda: don't many posts fit that same mold?

[melinda]

Did you not ask?

Why would I assume about the others?

[jet]

Didn't you LOVE that movie?

Did you catch on?

[melinda]

Did you catch on?

How smart/dumb do you think I am.....? :))

should I have asked that? :shifty:

[Sisupala]

Did I hear an allusion to potty humor (earlier)?

[jet]

Do you not see the topic has changed?

[Dreamy]

Do you pay attention?

[melinda]

He can talk about bathrooms and potties all he wants, can't he?

[Dreamy]

Is that what is on your mind at this time?

[melinda]

is anything ever on MY mind? :))

[Dreamy]

Do you often think about that question?

[spinach]

What if.....?

[Dreamy]

Do you think that is a common question?

[spinach]

what..if not?

:whistle:

[Dreamy]

Did I tell you yet that I love your new avatar Spinach?