The Never-Ending Question Game

[Sisupala]

Is there a big surprise in that box?
Would you be surprised? Would you like one just for you? ;)

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/55/38/23423855.jpg

[Dreamy]

Is this better?

http://www.brandflakesforbreakfast.com/images/wrapped_present.jpg


Should I open it slowly?

[jet]

Well, it is Sisu, right?
How can we be sure?

[Sisupala]

Should I open it slowly?
Are you ready for a treat?

[Sisupala]

Well, it is Sisu, right?
Is everybody out to make Sisu blush today? :redface:

[jet]

Is this a treat or a trick?

[jet]

Is everybody out to make Sisu blush today? :redface:

Don't you think we need more of a challenge? ;)

[Sisupala]

Is this a treat or a trick?
A gift for you? :)

http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/c/ct/ctechs/80510_christmas_present_1.jpg

[NascarGirl2448]

did we take to giving each other gifts now?

[Dreamy]

Are you ready for a treat?

Should I expect a trick with it?

[Frazzled]

Does he do tricks, too?

[NascarGirl2448]

Is he a pet?

[Dreamy]

Should I teach him some?

[Frazzled]

do you think he's up for that?

[NascarGirl2448]

Is he a quick learner?

[Sisupala]

Trying to coax the puppy out of me?

[NascarGirl2448]

So you are a puppy after all?

[Sisupala]

What makes a puppy happy? :)

[Frazzled]

Is that a Yahoo reference? :eek:

[Dreamy]

Lots of petting?

[Frazzled]

maybe a belly rub?

[Sisupala]

Is everybody talking puppy language? :drool:

[jet]

Are all men puppies at heart?

[Dreamy]

A leash and a walk perhaps?

[jet]

Are you forgetting the pooper scooper that comes with a puppy?

[Frazzled]

..and a shock collar for training :evil:

[Sisupala]

Are all men puppies at heart?
What makes you say that?

http://www.tombraider4u.com/puppy-pictures/puppy-picture01.jpg

[Sisupala]

..and a shock collar for training :evil:
:))

Have I been bad?

[Dreamy]

Is Sisu trying to soften us up?

[Sisupala]

A leash and a walk perhaps?
Like leashes on your puppies, do you? :)

[Sisupala]

Is Sisu trying to soften us up?
Aren't you all soft already?

[Frazzled]

:))

Have I been bad?

Doesn't it certainly look that way? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_unknownauthor_knut.gif

[Dreamy]

Who is spreading these lies about me?:twisted:

[Sisupala]

Doesn't it certainly look that way? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_unknownauthor_knut.gif
:redface: :mrgreen:

Don't you know I'm just a pup?

[jet]

Why is it always about you? :angel:

[Frazzled]

Well then, does Sisu need a bath now?

[Dreamy]

How many women are needed to bath a pup?

[jet]

Don't we have hired help for that?

[Sisupala]

How many women are needed to bath a pup?
Would you believe all of them? :)

[Sisupala]

Well then, does Sisu need a bath now?
Why does Sisu have a feeling he's about to?

[Frazzled]

Are you a splasher?

[jet]

Or do you just dribble? :angel:

[Dreamy]

Who has the hose?

[Sisupala]

Are you a splasher?
Would you believe always?

[Frazzled]

Are we gonna do this in the tub or out in the backyard?

[Sisupala]

Who has the hose?
Could you make sure the bath is warm?

[jet]

Who's house are we at?

[Sisupala]

Are we gonna do this in the tub or out in the backyard?
Does this puppy look like he cares? :dance:

[Frazzled]

....well, I do have privacy walls in my backyard, how 'bout ya'll ?.......:shifty:

[Dreamy]

Could you make sure the bath is warm?

Averse to cold water?

[jet]

Do we have to share?

[Dreamy]

Should I just watch and supervise this bath?

[Frazzled]

Would you like to try a good old fashioned greased puppy race to see who gets him?

[Sisupala]

Averse to cold water?
Would you be careful where you spray?

[Dreamy]

Would you like to try a good old fashioned greased puppy race to see who gets him?

Oil him up before his bath?

[Frazzled]

Would you rather use the mud pit?

[Sisupala]

Do you expect me to keep up with all that?

[Dreamy]

Should we take a vote?

[Sisupala]

Would you rather use the mud pit?
Could you all try it first, please. :drool:

[Dreamy]

Do you expect me to keep up with all that?

Keeping up is a problem for you?

[Frazzled]

Do you expect me to keep up with all that?

You mean you can't?

[Sisupala]

Will the water be warm?

[Dreamy]

Would you believe more like hot?

[jet]

Do you want to be in hot water?

[Frazzled]

.... not getting much work done, am I?


(later....)

[jet]

Would you believe more like hot?

Great minds think alike :))

[Sisupala]

Are you trying to make me hot?

[Dreamy]

Great minds think alike :))

:)) Watch out world!

[Talk2Bill]

Did I do that?

[Dreamy]

Are you trying to make me hot?

Are you talking to the voices in your head?

[jet]

Did another stray just arrive?

[Sisupala]

Are you talking to the voices in your head?
Is there more than one way to answer that?

[Dreamy]

Did another stray just arrive?

Should I get another hose?

[Sisupala]

Should I get another hose?
Shouldn't somebody have gotten a hose long ago?

[jet]

Don't you think we need another tub?

[Talk2Bill]

who pooped?

[jet]

Shouldn't somebody have gotten a hose long ago?

Are you saying we aren't prepared? Are you a boyscout? :D

[Talk2Bill]

So how was prison?

[jet]

Were you just released?

[Talk2Bill]

What are you asking me?

[Dreamy]

Shouldn't somebody have gotten a hose long ago?

Do you mind if I use two?

[jet]

Are you a fire fighter?

[Talk2Bill]

Are you ignoring me?

[Dreamy]

Do you need to go out for a walk T2B?

[Talk2Bill]

Do you all think that a movie in which every line was a question would be cool?

[jet]

Is someone feeling left out? :hug:

[Talk2Bill]

Do you need to go out for a walk T2B?

Are you going to take me?

[Dreamy]

Are you a fire fighter?

Would you believe no but that I do marvel at their hoses?

[Sisupala]

Are you going to take me?
Would you believe these girls are into leashes? ;)

[Dreamy]

Are you going to take me?

Are you going to pee on my floors if I do not?

[Talk2Bill]

Did you hear the joke about the man that never finished his?

[Talk2Bill]

Would you believe these girls are into leashes? ;)

Are they made of leather?

[jet]

Never finished his what?

[Talk2Bill]

Are you going to pee on my floors if I do not?

Would you think less of me if I did?

[Talk2Bill]

Never finished his what?

Are you asking about burritos?

[Dreamy]

Are you giving me those puppy dog eyes?

[Talk2Bill]

Are you giving me those puppy dog eyes?


Do you want them?

[Dreamy]

Do you want to go out for a walk?

[jet]

Are we talking about exercise?

[Dreamy]

Are you up for both aerobic and resistance training?

[jet]

What happens if I resist?

[Dreamy]

Do you like to feel the burn?

[jet]

Are we having a bbq?

[Dreamy]

You got the meat?

[jet]

What type of meat do you prefer ?

[Dreamy]

Can you bring a variety?

[Talk2Bill]

what do you mean by 'meat'?

[jet]

Doesn't it depend on the intention of the one asking for variety?

[FranklySpeaking]

Do you know how how scary it was for the regulars?


Does one month make the difference between being a regular and a newbie ?



:)

[jet]

Does one month make the difference between being a regular and a newbie ?



:)

Did you know that I have not always been jetfire612 and actually joined in June of 2004? ;)

[Talk2Bill]

so you are a retread?

[Talk2Bill]

did you know i am a few posts away from moving up?

[Talk2Bill]

do you think the Gilmore girls shop at gymboree?

[FranklySpeaking]

so you are a retread?


I wonder which retread JetFire happens to be ?

[FranklySpeaking]

Are we now obligated to report her since the MODS want it that way, or do you think she is joking about it ? ?

[Talk2Bill]

are we truly obligated to do anything?

[Talk2Bill]

should some questions ever be asked?

[Talk2Bill]

and if so and they are dare we answer them?

[jet]

Aren't the answers more fun than the questions?

[Talk2Bill]

what if half the things ever said turned out to be a lie, how would we know the truth?

[FranklySpeaking]

are we truly obligated to do anything?

If a tree falls in the forest .... will AlGore be there to plant another one ?

[Talk2Bill]

what about the answers that come in the form of a question?

[Talk2Bill]

If your Internet crashes at 3am and you call tech support who do you want to answer that call?

[jet]

Why would I be on the internet at 3 am? Aren't there better early morning activities?

[Talk2Bill]

did it go over your head?

[Talk2Bill]

it is hard to answer my questions when i keep asking other unrelated questions?

[jet]

Do you even have a head? :))

[Talk2Bill]

why have you seen one laying around?

[jet]

:silenced:


:wall:


What's the use of laying around?

[Talk2Bill]

dose it matter who you are laying around with?

[jet]

Did you know that one used to be able to cancel their accounts and re-register? Did you know the mods knew this? ;)

[jet]

dose it matter who you are laying around with?

Does it matter if you are married or single?

[Talk2Bill]

Did you know that one used to be able to cancel their accounts and re-register? Did you know the mods knew this? ;)

what was the question again?

[jet]

what was the question again?

Did you know I just re-read part of the thread?

[Talk2Bill]

How did that work out for you?

[Talk2Bill]

Do you think people know that most questions asked in here are not serious?

[jet]

Do you think people know that most questions asked in here are not serious?

Do people really know much of anything?

[George S]

Why do I love this time of day so much?

[George S]

Why is it that "what you know that just ain't so" (Twain) is such a common problem?

[Talk2Bill]

What is up with tornados!

[QueenBean]

Aren't they a force of nature?

[Sisupala]

Don't tornadoes (have a powerful, low-pressure updraft)?

[QueenBean]

Do they?

[Sisupala]

Isn't that what polite weather men say?

[QueenBean]

What would the impolite weathermen say?

[Sisupala]

Wouldn't they say tornadoes really . . . sorry; could it be I'm feeling much too polite this evening to say?

[QueenBean]

like a Hoover?

[Ninjacorpse]

Like a vacuum what?

[Sisupala]

Yes, exactly, aren't Hoovers capable of performing two different tasks?

[George S]

Do you mean both suck and blow?

[QueenBean]

I suppose that would depend on the model, correct?

[Sisupala]

Aren't some Hoovers upright, with shampooers, extractors and polishers?

(Would you believe this honored guest must now skedaddle?)

[QueenBean]

Interesting, polishers you say?

[George S]

Do you Rinse, Lather and Repeat?

[Talk2Bill]

did anyone else get a thunder storm?

[FranklySpeaking]

is it crawfish time again ?

[Ninjacorpse]

Is that some kind of reference to an std?

[QueenBean]

do you have a favorite recipe?

[Ninjacorpse]

Would it involve breakfast?

[QueenBean]

practicing your pickup technique?

[FranklySpeaking]

Is that some kind of reference to an std?

have you never been to a crawfish boil ?

[Ninjacorpse]

Do you think i can cook?

[Ninjacorpse]

have you never been to a crawfish boil ?

Do you think i would enjoy eating something you dig out of the mud?

[FranklySpeaking]

Do you think i would enjoy eating something you dig out of the mud?


I wonder if that is why they use such intense spices for the boil ?

Wouldn't it make a person forget about the mud ?

[FranklySpeaking]

Have you ever had crawfish etouffee ?





:drool:

[Ninjacorpse]

Should i know what that is?

[FranklySpeaking]

do you have a favorite recipe?

Have you ever tried this recipe ?





Me either, but it looks pretty good, don;t you think ?

[George S]

Boil them then suck their heads?

[LJB1031]

Do you want me to puke?

[Ninjacorpse]

Some dehydrated fish jerky instead?

[George S]

How about a nice cuppa tea?

[FranklySpeaking]

with a dash of milk ?

[George S]

Could it get more perfect?

[FranklySpeaking]

Should we add a touch of honey ?

[George S]

Why was I just subjected to a death threat on another message board?

What should I do about that? (seriously)

[Ninjacorpse]

Report them to the webmaster or whatever maybe?

[George S]

I reported them; they are banned; am I happy now?

[George S]

The threat was conditional you see. Only to become a reality if they were ... banned. Should I still be worried?

[Frazzled]

Is there any way for them to find out who you are?

[Ninjacorpse]

Should you put much concern into an internet threat?

[CID_0687]

I hope I don't **** anyone off around here, process of elimination, perhaps I should change my username?

[Ninjacorpse]

Why would your name anger anybody?

[CID_0687]

Isn't it public record the number of Andrews who sell insurance in AL?

[Frazzled]

Andrew, did you know you're my hero?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/spidey_cheers.gif

Would you please excuse me while I bump for Andrew?

[Frazzled]

Could I find you? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/spidey_caught.gif

[Ninjacorpse]

aww thats cute?

[CID_0687]

So drinks are on you right?

[CID_0687]

Could I find you? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/spidey_caught.gif
do you want to?

[Frazzled]

Do I have to answer that right now, or can I think about it?

[Ninjacorpse]

Should i leave you two alone?

[CID_0687]

What if you sleep on it?

[CID_0687]

Should i leave you two alone?
Could God be answering my prayers, Ninja would actually leave me alone?

[Frazzled]

Spidey is hard to catch, wouldn't I have to come up with a brilliant plan first?

[CID_0687]

Spidey is hard to catch, wouldn't I have to come up with a brilliant plan first?
It shouldn't be hard for you to do that should it?

[Ninjacorpse]

Spidey is hard to catch, wouldn't I have to come up with a brilliant plan first?

Do you think a string tied to a stick propping up a crate would work?

[Frazzled]

any ideas for bait?

[Ninjacorpse]

Do you think cheese would work, or would an old shoe be better?

[CID_0687]

any ideas for bait?
What if...er nevermind...

[CID_0687]

Do you think cheese would work, or would an old shoe be better?
Do you think God has a sense of humor?

[Frazzled]

Right over the head you think?

[CID_0687]

Do you think a string tied to a stick propping up a crate would work?
Were we not talking about brilliant plans?

[Frazzled]

Do you have one?

[CID_0687]

Do you realize how much whiskey I've had tonight?

[Frazzled]

Will that help or hurt your ability to help me come up with a plan to catch spidey?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_confused.gif

[Ninjacorpse]

Were we not talking about brilliant plans?

We just need to trick you, right?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe there hasn't been enough whiskey tonight for brilliance to kick in?

Would you believe I'm still trying to regain IQ points from last night?

[CID_0687]

We just need to trick you, right?
Wow, now isn't that smart?

[Frazzled]

Uhm, yes and yes?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/freddus_sofa_huepf.gif

[CID_0687]

I've been meaning to ask, where do you get your cool little smileys?

[Ninjacorpse]

Would you believe there hasn't been enough whiskey tonight for brilliance to kick in?

Would you believe I'm still trying to regain IQ points from last night?

You feeling alright guy?

[CID_0687]

You feeling alright guy?
Frazzled, you gonna keep me out of trouble?

[Frazzled]

I'll PM you if you'd really like to know http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/mail1.gif

[CID_0687]

I'll PM you if you'd really like to know http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/mail1.gif
Sounds good. We don't want to leak any trade secrets to infiltraters right?

[George S]

Frazzled, you gonna keep me out of trouble?

Why can't I get into trouble any more?

[CID_0687]

What kind of trouble you want to get into George?

[Frazzled]

Death threats not enough for tonight? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_unknownauthor_look.gif

[George S]

Is "with a person" a possible answer?

[Frazzled]

Don't you think you should catch up to Andrew first? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/shots.gif

[Frazzled]

Andrew? Are you able to get yourself up off the floor and into bed?

[CID_0687]

Tonight, yes. Why don't you ask me the same question tomorrow?

[FranklySpeaking]

Doea anyone really know what time it is ?

[free2B]

does anybody really care?

[QueenBean]

Isn't there medication available to treat that now?

[free2B]

Isn't there medication available to treat that now?

would you like some?

[QueenBean]

what makes you think I don't have my own supply? :)

[Sisupala]

Has someone been holding out?

[QueenBean]

It's good to be prepared, wouldn't you agree?

[Sisupala]

How do you know when the moment is right?

[QueenBean]

Aren't you able to just feel when the moment is right?

[Sisupala]

Is it always obvious?

[BasicGreatGuy]

Doea anyone really know what time it is ?

Isn't that a great song? :D

[FranklySpeaking]

Isn't that a great song? :D


Isn't "Beginnings" even better ?

[BasicGreatGuy]

Is QueenBean becoming a Hannity.com addict? :D

[BasicGreatGuy]

Isn't "Beginnings" even better ?

Isn't it now? ;)

[QueenBean]

Is my obsession showing?

[Sisupala]

Don't obsessions always show? ;)

[QueenBean]

I suppose that in the end they always must, correct?

[spinach]

is obsession a blessing, a curse, or both......?

[BasicGreatGuy]

To err is human. To post is devine. Yes? :D

[QueenBean]

Wouldn't you say that obsession is a sweet madness?

[BasicGreatGuy]

Doesn't it depend on the focus of the obsession?

[spinach]

Wouldn't you say that obsession is a sweet madness?


wouldn't you obsess.....over sweet madness?

:think:

[QueenBean]

isn't that what people desire.....what they chase?

[free2B]

are you desireing the chase, or chaseing the desire queen?

[QueenBean]

Which one would be easier on the heart?

[free2B]

which one would you prefer?

[Ninjacorpse]

Do you have something in mind?

[free2B]

is the ninja corpse dead or alive?

[QueenBean]

Do you always delve so accurately into the crux of the matter?

[free2B]

is it necessary to ask such an obvious question?