The Never-Ending Question Game

[BostonPatriot]

Don't you know?

[SisterMary]

Would I ask if I knew?

[CID_0687]

Did I just spot a noob?

[SisterMary]

What's a noob?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't someone whom I've never seen here before be a noob?

[BostonPatriot]

Don't you know that's short for "newbie"?

[SisterMary]

Wouldn't that be newb?

[Ardathair]

Do you expect posters on internet forums to spell correctly? :rolleyes:

[PredFan]

Why can't we spell the way we feel like?

[Ardathair]

Who's stopping you from casting spells however you choose to?

[PredFan]

Where in the Spell Book are the rules?

[SisterMary]

Rules? There are Rules??

[blazer]

I wonder who writes the rules?

[optrader]

This thread's still going!!??

[SisterMary]

Where've you been?

[blazer]

Where are you now?

[SisterMary]

How should I know?

[BostonPatriot]

You don't know where you are?:rolleyes:

[SisterMary]

Do you?

[blazer]

I know where I am, do you?

[BostonPatriot]

I'm right here, but where are you?

[bitterclinger84]

Why are you in this thread??

[blazer]

Don't you know I am always here?

[BostonPatriot]

You are?

[blazer]

where else would I be?

[Devorah :)]

um, you could be on the cabin thread, couldn't you?

[blazer]

Don't you know I meant I am always on this addictive hannity board?

[Devorah :)]

always?!?!?! 24/7?????? wow, that sure is a feat! *laughs* =)) how do you do it?

[blazer]

I don't think I can do it 24/7, do you?

[Devorah :)]

well, then why did you say you were always on?

[blazer]

I don't think I am always on just often, don't you think?

[SisterMary]

Are you two fighting? Do I have to come over there?

[Devorah :)]

how would i be able to tell?

[blazer]

us fight? are you kidding? :))

[Devorah :)]

yeah. we never fight....right? ;)

[blazer]

why would sisters fight?

[Devorah :)]

am i alone on this thread? where is everybody?

[blazer]

Can't you see me, sis?

[Devorah :)]

oh there you are pal! how do you manage to be on so often?

[blazer]

Maybe I live here in the cabin?

[Devorah :)]

maybe your life revolves around this forum? jk

[blazer]

Maybe this forum is part of my life?

[BostonPatriot]

Isn't that true of a lot of us?

[bitterclinger84]

Is it a bad thing? :(

[Devorah :)]

maybe that depends on how much time you devote to this stupid thread. in that case, we all are pretty guilty, right?

[BostonPatriot]

Not THIS thread too?

[Kataleah]

Not THIS thread too?

What do you mean?

[Devorah :)]

yeah BP would you mind explaining what you meant?

[BostonPatriot]

Haven't you seen the other thread?

[sadiepie]

What thread are you talking about?:eh:

[Ardathair]

Haven't you seen the other thread?

Are you saying that there are other threads? :eek:

[BostonPatriot]

Did I really say that?!?:eh:

[Kataleah]

Did I really say that?!?:eh:

Are you confused?

[BostonPatriot]

Confused? Huh?:shifty:

[Kataleah]

Confused? Huh?:shifty:

When will we know?

[sadiepie]

When will we know what?:confused:

[Kataleah]

When will we know what?:confused:

BP, can you help answer this question?

[SisterMary]

BP, can you help answer this question?
Why would BP be able to help?

[Kataleah]

Does anyone know where this is going?

[SisterMary]

No, but isn't it great?

[sadiepie]

Is this your idea of fun?:clap:

[CID_0687]

Have we been invaded by noobs?

http://bestsmileys.com/aliens/12.gif

[BostonPatriot]

Why would you think we're being invaded by noobs?

[CID_0687]

Haven't you noticed all those with extremely low post counts in this thread?

[blazer]

Are low post counts a bad thing?

[BostonPatriot]

Should the newbies post more to make them higher?

[blazer]

Wonder how long it will take them to reach my post count?

[BostonPatriot]

Will they ever reach it?

[Kataleah]

Are newbies allowed to post in this thread? :question:

[Kataleah]

Haven't you noticed all those with extremely low post counts in this thread?

Did you start at #1 when you were a newbie?

[Kataleah]

At what number are we no longer considered newbies? :angel: 1,000?

[Kataleah]

Have we been invaded by noobs?

http://bestsmileys.com/aliens/12.gif

Am I a noob? Can I play?

[Kataleah]

Is this your idea of fun?:clap:

Is this thread trivial? Is that why it's in Trivial Pursuits? :think:

[Kataleah]

Am I asking too many questions?

[SisterMary]

Are questions bad?

[Kataleah]

Is it true that there is no such thing as a bad question?

[BostonPatriot]

How do you know if it's a bad question unless you ask it?

[SisterMary]

What if you're scared?

[BostonPatriot]

Why would you be scared?

[Kataleah]

Would we be ridiculed for asking a silly question?

[DougInAZ]

What was the question again?

[sgdp]

Wasn't it something about precognition?

[Kataleah]

Wasn't it something about precognition?

Do you believe it was?

[free2B]

don't you know the answer?

[Kataleah]

Do you really want to know?

[free2B]

why else would I ask?

[sgdp]

Why should we tell you?

[free2B]

could it be cuz you know?

[BostonPatriot]

What would I know?

[SisterMary]

About what?

[free2B]

weren't we talking about the question?

[Kataleah]

Will this question ever be answered?

[free2B]

will the question ever be asked?

[Kataleah]

OK, Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast?

[BostonPatriot]

Why would anybody want to burn toast?

[sgdp]

Why do my waffles always get stuck?!

[Kataleah]

Don't you have a waffle toaster?

[blazer]

Don't you want to nuke them?

[Kataleah]

Would that be plain waffles or blueberry waffles?

[blazer]

Which one do you think I like better?

[Kataleah]

Do you like blueberries?

[BostonPatriot]

Are pancakes better than waffles?

[blazer]

I think pancakes are better than waffles, don't you?

[free2B]

don't you think pecan waffles are better than pecan pancakes?

[blazer]

I think pecan pancakes are better, don't you?

[SisterMary]

Can you make carb-free pecan pancakes?

[Kataleah]

Do you think those would taste good?

[SisterMary]

Could it happen?:)):)):)):))

[sgdp]

What about people allergic to pecans? :evil:

[Ardathair]

What about people allergic to pecans? :evil:

What about them?

[BostonPatriot]

Do they have pecan substitutes?

[free2B]

will walnuts do?

[sgdp]

will walnuts do?

Can't we just leave nuts out of this?!

[BostonPatriot]

Can I bring up peanuts? :razz:

[free2B]

Can't we just leave nuts out of this?!

if we leave the nuts out of this won't the thread just die?

[blazer]

What will we do with a dead thread?

[Ardathair]

Can't we just leave nuts out of this?!

On a political forum, how can you leave the nuts out?

[BostonPatriot]

Why are we picking on the nuts?

[sgdp]

Aren't peanuts legumes?

[blazer]

Isn't it too early to be talking about nuts?

[free2B]

has everybody gone nuts?

[blazer]

I haven't, have you?

[SisterMary]

Do any of you have a little nut tree?

[blazer]

if I do have a little nut tree, should I shake it?

[free2B]

if you don't shake it do you wait for the wind:whistle:

[BostonPatriot]

Will the nuts fall to the ground? :mrgreen:

[blazer]

Do you hope they will fall to the ground?

[free2B]

if they don't fall to the ground will you go nuts?

[blazer]

Do you think I will just shake the tree harder?

[BostonPatriot]

Why not just pick them off the tree?

[SisterMary]

How will you know if they are ripe?

[Devorah :)]

should we ask the tree?

[BostonPatriot]

Do you think trees can talk?

[Devorah :)]

d'yawanna find out?

[blazer]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Devorah :)]

should we ask the wood chuck? ;)

[BostonPatriot]

Do woodchucks chuck?

[Devorah :)]

why do you ask?

[SisterMary]

Don't you want to know?

[free2B]

if you did know why would you ask?

[Devorah :)]

Lalala! where did everybody go?

[blazer]

where did you go?

[Devorah :)]

???

[blazer]

are you here?

[Kataleah]

are you here?

are you there?

[sgdp]

Are you "Here, There, & Everywhere"?

[Devorah :)]

are you in chicago?
no.
are you in new york?
no.
are you in los angeles?
no.
so you must be some place else, right? well if you're some place else you can't be here!
Right?

[Kataleah]

aren't we all out there in cyberspace somewhere?

[BostonPatriot]

Is that a real place?

[HF917]

Didn't Al Gore create it?

[free2B]

can algore create enuff hot air to warm the planet?

[HF917]

How can anyone doubt it?

[free2B]

how can anyone doubt anything?

[blazer]

Why doubt it?

[BostonPatriot]

Is there anything to doubt?

[blazer]

Do you believe?

[BostonPatriot]

Why would you not believe?

[blazer]

Isn't it fun to believe?

[HF917]

Is anyone else confused?

[blazer]

I'm not confused, are you?

[PhilRocksinOHIO.]

Confused? What's that???

[BostonPatriot]

Huh? Wha....?

[blazer]

What is your question?

[sgdp]

Weren't you paying attention!?

[free2B]

do you have to pay for attention?

[blazer]

Am I too sleepy for attention?

[free2B]

if you get some attention will you wake up?

[blazer]

I might, what do you think?

[free2B]

do you ever wonder what might happen?

[blazer]

If I wake up, what will happen?

[SisterMary]

Do I have to?

[free2B]

have to do what?

[free2B]

will you be awake or still dreamin?

[blazer]

Which would be more fun?

[free2B]

wouldn't it be dreamin' or would it?

[blazer]

Do you think both could be fun?

[BostonPatriot]

Which would be more fun?

[blazer]

Do you think it depends on believing in your dreams?

[Trinka]

Do dreams really come true?

[blazer]

I believe they do, do you?

[BostonPatriot]

Why would you not believe it?

[blazer]

Wouldn't we be silly if we didn't?

[free2B]

wouldn't what be silly?

[Kataleah]

Haven't you been paying attention?

[SisterMary]

Why would you ask?

[BostonPatriot]

Why would you ask what?

[Kataleah]

Why would you ask what?

What disease did cured ham have?

[SisterMary]

What disease did cured ham have?
Where'd you come up with that?

[Kataleah]

Was that a silly question?

[blazer]

Isn't it going to be a beautiful day?

[Kataleah]

You're up early aren't you?

[Trinka]

What's for breakfast?

[sgdp]

Is there an IHOP near you?

[BostonPatriot]

Do they serve waffles too?

[Trinka]

With bacon?

[blazer]

You're up early aren't you?

I wonder if it was a waste of my time?

[BostonPatriot]

Why would it be a waste of time?

[blazer]

Maybe because no one else was up?

[BostonPatriot]

What if they were tired?

[blazer]

maybe they were?

[VA-165 Boomer]

I was here where were you?

[blazer]

Don't you know, I was in the bed?

[Trinka]

UGH!! Do I have to get up?

[Mustang JEB]

Does Trinka need motivation?

[Trinka]

Got Coffee?

[Mustang JEB]

Cream and sugar right?

[Trinka]

Is it Hot?

[blazer]

Wonder if he will ever come back?

[Trinka]

:whistle: Here Boy...Here....come here! Is that him?

[Mustang JEB]

Well, perhaps I thought you wanted it fresh so maybe I was milking the cow?

[Trinka]

How's that workin for ya? :razz:

[Mustang JEB]

Perhaps it would be better to just open the fridge?

[Trinka]

Are we there yet?

[Mustang JEB]

Where are we?

[blazer]

Are we havin fun yet?

[Trinka]

Are we crazy?

[blazer]

I think we are, don't you?

[Trinka]

Who want to be sane anyway?

[Mustang JEB]

Did someone turn the heat on?

[blazer]

Is it getting hot in here?

[Mustang JEB]

Is it just me?

[Trinka]

Just between you and me?

[Mustang JEB]

:lol: Is it that bad?

[Trinka]

Could be good?

[Mustang JEB]

What would you say?

[Trinka]

What are ya waiting for?

[Mustang JEB]

Is now a good time?

[Trinka]

Ever a bad time?

[Mustang JEB]

Ever been to the woodshed?

[Trinka]

Anything like....behind the barn?

[Mustang JEB]

Is the copier room open?

[Trinka]

Did You lock the door?

[Mustang JEB]

Did you clear the table?

[Trinka]

Did you turn up the heat?

[Mustang JEB]

Is that what I did?

[Trinka]

Is that You?

[Mustang JEB]

Is that a tatoo?

[Trinka]

Are you just glad to see me or what?

[Mustang JEB]

Would excited be a better word?

[Trinka]

Who turned on the lights?

[Mustang JEB]

Where is the elevator?

[Trinka]

Is that the boss?:whistle:

[Mustang JEB]

Whose boss is it?

[Trinka]

Seen my shoes?

[Mustang JEB]

Where is my belt?

[Trinka]

Where you wearing one? :confused:

[Mustang JEB]

Aren't they required?

Hey, are you wearing my shirt?

[Trinka]

Are You wearing mine?

[Mustang JEB]

Isn't this odd?

[Trinka]

Want it back?