The Never-Ending Question Game

[Frazzled]

Do you think he yells at kids to get off his grass?

[free2B]

do you think he confiscates the soccer ball everytime it lands in his yard?

[CID_0687]

You mean his pristine grass that he weeds every morning with his own old hands, as to not upset the natural formation?

Isn't that what old people do?

[Frazzled]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/smiley_emoticons_rasenmaeher.gif

Can I post this in honor of Ray?

[free2B]

do you have to ask?

[CID_0687]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/smiley_emoticons_rasenmaeher.gif

Can I post this in honor of Ray?
Would you believe that's how many times he mows his grass each day?

[Frazzled]

Do you know that makes me laugh?

[CID_0687]

Are you laughing quietly as not to disturb the others?

[Frazzled]

there are others? :shifty:

[free2B]

would it make you laugh more if he mowed his grass less?

[CID_0687]

you can't see them lurking?

[Frazzled]

are they here now?

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/smiley_emoticons_candle.gif

[CID_0687]

yes, there's one...did you forget to tell them hi?


Hi Lurking guest!!

[free2B]

can't you tell?

[Frazzled]

Is there a way to catch lurkers?

[CID_0687]

Their similar to snipe...ever been snipe hunting?

[Frazzled]

In attendance or actively hunting?

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/smiley_emoticons_eckbanner01.gif

[CID_0687]

Isn't it only fun if you're active?

[Frazzled]

Wouldn't you know I was suspicious?

[CID_0687]

Can we go on together with suspicious minds?

[Frazzled]

Are we caught in a trap?

[CID_0687]

And we can't walk out?

[Frazzled]

Because I .......http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/smiley_emoticons_blush-reloaded6.gif...

.....oh...I should probably skip that one, right?

[CID_0687]

Yeah...but you know it's true.

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/andrewinsuresal/hook_line_sinker.gif

Ain't that right?

[RayMan]

So Drew, is that an aspersion you're casting there?

[Frazzled]

who's Ray calling an As person? http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/smiley_emoticons_copyright.gif

[CID_0687]

You mean my Zebco 33 on the Ugly Stik?

[Frazzled]

Is the ugly stick workin' for ya?

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/animal0028.gif

[CID_0687]

What do you think?

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/andrewinsuresal/fish_boat.gif

[Frazzled]

What have you got there.......bait?

[bayoubill]

Does it stink?

[CID_0687]

What have you got there.......bait?
Of course, didn't I tell ya I'm trying to catch this guy?

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/andrewinsuresal/swimmingking.gif

[Frazzled]

How big?

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/fishtale2.gif

[CID_0687]

Are you saying I'm telling fish stories?

[Frazzled]

Could it be I'm just questioning your fish length guesstimating abilities?

[CID_0687]

Didn't I tell ya I'm a purdy good guesstimator?

[Frazzled]

isn't that what all the guys say? http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/smiley_emoticons_jumpgrin.gif

[CID_0687]

Did I just hear a rimshot?

[Frazzled]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/curtsey.gif

[CID_0687]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/curtsey.gif
Are you getting cocky?

[Frazzled]

.......http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/l_girl_kiss.gif

who, me?

[CID_0687]

Wow, I must've been good...been a while since I got one of those, hasn't it?

[Frazzled]

....will answering incriminate me?

[CID_0687]

Are you feeling criminal?

[Frazzled]

Do you know I try to avoid feeling those too? http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/heh2.gif

[CID_0687]

Do you know I don't blame you?

[Frazzled]

It's important to have standards, don't you think?

[CID_0687]

How can I argue with that?

[Frazzled]

You mean you aren't going to argue the no-standards position?

[CID_0687]

Oh I forgot...you've seen my list haven't you?

[free2B]

if that's the only position you're going to take how can I argue?

[Frazzled]

Oh I forgot...you've seen my list haven't you?

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/smiley_emoticons_denker.gif

.....was I just insulted?

[CID_0687]

Would I insult you? :hug:

[Frazzled]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/smiley_emoticons_ostern2_confused.gif

aren't you the guy who just smacked me with a trout?

[CID_0687]

It was a bass, but yes, and??

[Frazzled]

..are you sure it was a bass?

[CID_0687]

Can't my emoticon be whatever I want it to be? :lol:

[Frazzled]

Guesstimating size again? :cool:

[melinda]

does size matter?

[VA-165 Boomer]

does size matter?

Don't all states have length requirements on some species?:rolleyes:

[melinda]

do I look like I fish?

[Frazzled]

do you fish...or cut bait? :)

[RayMan]

Is the ugly stick workin' for ya?

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/FrazzledK/smilies/animal0028.gif

He hooked himself didn't he?

[jet]

do you fish...or cut bait? :)

Is it just me or is this really clever?

[CID_0687]

He hooked himself didn't he?
Sooo...how's the lawn looking today Ray?

[Frazzled]

Does Ray know he missed the whole discussion on his lawn manicuring?

[CID_0687]

Does Ray know he missed the whole discussion on his lawn manicuring?
Don't ya know I sent him a pm?

It wouldn't be nice to talk about someone behind their back, would it? :shifty:

[melinda]

Don't ya know I sent him a pm?

It wouldn't be nice to talk about someone behind their back, would it? :shifty:

should I tell him I complimented him in the "compliment" thread?

[Frazzled]

Isn't it generally more courteous to discuss someone's weed and grass directly with that person.......especially when that person knows who Jerry & Bob are? :)

[CID_0687]

:))

[jet]

Did you know some of us used to smoke grass? :shifty:

[melinda]

Did you know some of us used to smoke grass? :shifty:

did you know some of us did not? :cool:

[jet]

There are many vices in this world....

???

[Frazzled]

Did you know some of us used to smoke grass? :shifty:

smoke it.....or just set it on fire? ;)

[VA-165 Boomer]

Did you think we forgot liquor is quicker?

[jet]

smoke it.....or just set it on fire? ;)

:))

Did you know I am not Bill Clinton in that I actually inhaled?

[melinda]

liquor in the front, poker in the rear?

[Frazzled]

do you realize that I was actually talking about the piles of raked up grass clippings? :))

[melinda]

There are many vices in this world....

???

around here, most rednecks may drink way too much beer, but generally they do not do drugs. what about rednecks where you live? :))

[jet]

do you realize that I was actually talking about the piles of raked up grass clippings? :))

:shifty:

Did you know I can relate as my parents burn their clippings in the country?

[jet]

around here, most rednecks may drink way too much beer, but generally they do not do drugs. what about rednecks where you live? :))

Did you know a redneck is pretty much a redneck no matter where he or she lives?? You can see the beer bottles on their lawns :))

[VA-165 Boomer]

do you realize that I was actually talking about the piles of raked up grass clippings? :))

You really have a yard or just triming the cactus?:rolleyes:

[melinda]

Did you know a redneck is pretty much a redneck no matter where he or she lives?? You can see the beer bottles on their lawns :))

have you been looking too closely at my grass? :))

[Frazzled]

Did you know a redneck is pretty much a redneck no matter where he or she lives?? You can see the beer bottles on their lawns :))

:naughty:....not if the weeds are high enough......right?

[Frazzled]

You really have a yard or just triming the cactus?:rolleyes:

Why on earth would one wish to trim a cactus?


....unless that a euphamism for something...:think:

[jet]

Why on earth would anyone want a cactus???

[Frazzled]

Home Security? :shifty:

[Sisupala]

A thorny issue?

[Frazzled]

Doesn't it get right to the point?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Doesn't it get right to the point?Vegas isn't famous for the yards is it?

[Frazzled]

Are there places famous for their yards? :))

[RayMan]

Scotland has a famous one.

[Frazzled]

Are you asking me or telling me? :naughty:

[Dreamy]

Any answers to the questions yet?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't that be breaking the rules?

[Dreamy]

Breaking the rules is a bad thing,yes?

[CID_0687]

Depends on the rule and the situation, wouldn't you say?

[Dreamy]

What situation would this be?

[CID_0687]

Which one do you want it to be?

[Dreamy]

Can I break rules just for fun?

[CID_0687]

As long as no one gets hurt why not?

[Dreamy]

Want to break some rules with me Cid?

[CID_0687]

What type of rules are we talking about Miss Dreamy?

[Dreamy]

Would you like to get wild with me and disregard punctuation and grammar rules?:dance::)):whistle:

[CID_0687]

Did you know I love a woman with bad grammar? :))

[Dreamy]

How about a woman who can get very naughty with both her grammar and her spelling?:lol:

[free2B]

would naughty grammar and spelling make her more or less desireable?

[Ardathair]

If she wants to be naughty, why are you worrying about spelling and grammer?

[Dreamy]

Is it words or actions that makes one desireable?

[free2B]

could it be looks?

[Dreamy]

For all or for some?

[free2B]

do some care, or does anybody care, or does everybody care?

[Dreamy]

Wouldn't we need a survey of many?

[free2B]

how many?

[Dreamy]

Do you know the qualifications for an adequate survey?

[free2B]

are two people adequate?

[Dreamy]

Do you want my educated answer?

[free2B]

is it very complicated?

[Dreamy]

Have you ever studied the dynamics and protocol of surveys?

[CID_0687]

Who has time for that?

[RayMan]

Sad, lonely people?

[Dreamy]

Is Zogby sad and lonely?

[CID_0687]

Isn't the name Zogby depressing in itself? :think:

[RayMan]

Can you imagine introducing yourself as CID Zogby?

[CID_0687]

That almost sounds like Russian royalty, don't it?

[Dreamy]

:lol: Former KGB maybe?

[RayMan]

Or dissident poet sentenced to ten years hard labor in Siberian gulag?

[CID_0687]

Doesn't gulag give you heartburn?

[RayMan]

Doesn't your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

[Dreamy]

Do you use your bedposts for gum?

[CID_0687]

What else are bedposts good for?

[Dreamy]

Do you prefer 2 or 4 bedposts?

[CID_0687]

Do sleigh beds have posts?

[Dreamy]

Do you like the curves of a sleigh bed?

[free2B]

could it be just the curves of those that sleep on them?

[RayMan]

Do you use your bedposts for gum?

Were you aware that was a hit song for Lonnie Donegan & his Skiffle Group back in 1961?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Does_Your_Chewing_Gum_Lose_Its_Flavour

[Dreamy]

Did you know my grandmother had a player piano with that tune on it?

[RayMan]

No foolin'? The 1920's version or the newer one?

[Dreamy]

Should I guess the answer since I do not know?

[free2B]

wouldn't the tune on a player piano make guessing unecessary?

[CID_0687]

Does the piano still play, or has it grown out of it?

[free2B]

if not broken, is a player piano ever too old to play

[melinda]

Do you play the piano?

[RayMan]

Should I guess the answer since I do not know?

It would pretty much have to be the 1920's version wouldn't it?

How many years have passed since player pianos were popular?

[RayMan]

Do you play the piano?


Yes, do you?

[melinda]

Do I what? :mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Do you, you know?

[melinda]

Do you think I do?

[RayMan]

Do I what? :mrgreen:

Why am I hearing Peter Frampton in my brain?

[CID_0687]

Why am I hearing Peter Frampton in my brain?
Do you know I'm sorry for that?

[RayMan]

Do you - YOU - feel like I do?

(oh no, it's starting up again)

[melinda]

Don't you hate when songs get stuck in your head?

[CID_0687]

At least it wasn't OOOh Baby I love your way, huh?

[RayMan]

Don't you hate when songs get stuck in your head?

You mean like. "Here on Gilligan's Isle?"

[CID_0687]

You mean like. "Here on Gilligan's Isle?"
Better than The Brady Bunch don't ya think?

[RayMan]

Why must you do that to me?

[CID_0687]

You didn't think I was a nice guy did you?

[RayMan]

Do I look like Captain Gullible?

[melinda]

What do you look like?

[CID_0687]

What do you look like?
Have you been to the rumor thread? :whistle:

[Dreamy]

Is there a anything juicy to be learned at that thread? :)

[VA-165 Boomer]

:rolleyes:??You didn't think I was a nice guy did you?

[Dreamy]

Is that my friend Boomer?:hug:

[VA-165 Boomer]

Just kidding Andrew. I learned a long time ago to keep an open mind around you and "everybody loves Rayman".

[VA-165 Boomer]

Is that my friend Boomer?:hug:Good morning ,again.:lol:

[Dreamy]

Good afternoon darling?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Good afternoon darling?

That too.

[free2B]

Good afternoon darling?

am I included in that term of endearment?

[Dreamy]

Do I know you to be a darling?

[CID_0687]

Just kidding Andrew. I learned a long time ago to keep an open mind around you and "everybody loves Rayman".
Does everybody REALLY love RayMan?

[RayMan]

Isn't that obvious?

[CID_0687]

So it's safe to assume that everybody loves Rayman?

[free2B]

Do I know you to be a darling?

not well enough:naughty:

[free2B]

not well enough:naughty:

forgot where I was:doh: what was the question?:rolleyes:

[RayMan]

So it's safe to assume that everybody loves Rayman?


Why do you doubt, young padawan?

[Dreamy]

Did a question get overlooked?

[CID_0687]

Which one?

[RayMan]

You talkin' to me?

[CID_0687]

You think your De Niro?

[Dreamy]

Is he?

[CID_0687]

What does the survey say?

[melinda]

Tomatoes?

[Dreamy]

What does the survey say?

Was I called?

[Saltshaker]

And why should you be called, HMMmmm?

[Dreamy]

Are you giving me a hard time Mr. Salt?

[CID_0687]

Do you enjoy when people give you a hard time?

[Dreamy]

Don't you think getting a hard time is much more fun than being given a soft time?

[CID_0687]

What would be involved in a soft time?

[Dreamy]

Do you think that it might me more akin to a pillow fight?

[CID_0687]

It's been so long...but clothes are optional in a pillow fight right?

[Dreamy]

Isn't clothing optional in many forms of play?

[CID_0687]

I agree, but wouldn't you say that for some folks clothing is typically a good thing? :sick:

[Dreamy]

Do you think I have the final word in the clothing off or on option of others? :lol:

[CID_0687]

Shouldn't somebody?

[Dreamy]

Shouldn't somebody dress or undress other people?

[CID_0687]

Does that mean you have to be voyeuristic to work in a nursing home?

[Dreamy]

Are they that many clothing optional pillow fights happening in nursing homes?:)):eek:

[CID_0687]

You think that's why there are so many complaints about them?

[free2B]

Shouldn't somebody dress or undress other people?

shouldn't you dress yourself? and shouldn't you wait on others?

[melinda]

How is everybody this morning? :)

[Dreamy]

shouldn't you dress yourself? and shouldn't you wait on others?

Should I worry about shoulds?

[Dreamy]

Anyone need an answer to the meaning of life?

[Dreamy]

Or may I just take your lunch order for today? :))

[Ardathair]

Anyone need an answer to the meaning of life?

Have you figured out the question yet?

[Dreamy]

Can't I just give the answers like Carnac the Magnificent used to do?

[free2B]

would that be by dreaming up the answers?

[free2B]

Should I worry about shoulds?

should you worry about anything? looks like you can fly away from the possibilities:angel:

[free2B]

Anyone need an answer to the meaning of life?

can you condense it to one sentence?

[CID_0687]

Anyone need an answer to the meaning of life?
Isn't it 42?

[Ardathair]

Isn't it 42?

Have you figured out the question yet?

[Liability]

Have you figured out the question yet?


Isn't it funny that you'd have to ask that question?

[Ardathair]

Isn't it funny that you'd have to ask that question?

Isn't it interesting that in coming up with the afore mentioned responce, CID_0687 forgot to subtract out the Universe and Everything? :think:

[Liability]

Isn't it interesting that in coming up with the afore mentioned responce, CID_0687 forgot to subtract out the Universe and Everything? :think:

Isn't it odd that your question only pretends to address my question by asking a question but your question is really about the preceding question?

[tha malcontent™]

Isn't it odd that your question only pretends to address my question by asking a question but your question is really about the preceding question?

Was the Original Question about Certain People on the Left being Pro-Petroleum?...

:)

peace...

[Dreamy]

Is asking questions a form of avoidance?

[CID_0687]

Will these questions ever be answered?

[RayMan]

Has CID perused Knights Templar thread this morning?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't one need to be a Freemason?

[melinda]

What's a Freemason?

[Dreamy]

Wouldn't one need to be a Freemason?

Are we going to ask New World Order questions?

[VA-165 Boomer]

What's a Freemason?

A mason with a marital status anything but married?

[Dreamy]

Boomer are you talking in riddles?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Boomer are you talking in riddles?Did it seem confusing?

[melinda]

Was it supposed to make sense? :))

[Dreamy]

Did it seem confusing?


May I choose the word murky instead?

[free2B]

may I ask why not?

[free2B]

what is so murky anyway?

[Ardathair]

what is so murky anyway?

Can't you see what is murky?

[free2B]

is it getting to murky to see?

[Dreamy]

Are we sightless at this point?

[Ardathair]

Whats wrong with feeling your way in the dark?

[optrader]

Will the darkness ever clear?

[CID_0687]

Is there really darkness, or just the absence of light?

[free2B]

don't you actually have to avoid light to be in total darkness?

[CID_0687]

what's the difference?

[free2B]

if their isn't a difference then why the question?

[optrader]

why so philosophical?

[free2B]

is philosophy out of the question?

[FranklySpeaking]

what's it all about ?

[Dreamy]

Shall we lighten up the questions?

[FranklySpeaking]

Do they weigh too much ?

:)

[Dreamy]

The questions are on a diet?:razz:

[free2B]

if the questions are dieting why are we eating so much?:doh:

[Dreamy]

What did you eat?

[free2B]

What did you eat?

does eating chicken nuggets and french fries count?

[Dreamy]

Did you swallow?

[free2B]

is it necessary to ask?:confused:

[Dreamy]

So you swallowed it all?

[free2B]

is it considered eating if you don't swallow?

[Dreamy]

Do you know the difference between eating and simply chewing?