The Never-Ending Question Game

[jet]

Do I ever?

Don't you have two children? :mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Don't you have two children? :mrgreen:
Ok...so I got one thing right?

[jet]

Ok...so I got one thing right?

Are they twins?

[RayMan]

Are they twins?

Think math is Drew's strong suit? ©

[melinda]

Think math is Drew's strong suit? ©

Didn't we decide no math??? :))

[RayMan]

So I have to cut him some slack?

[melinda]

What do you want to do?

[CID_0687]

What do you want to do?
How can I answer this in an appropriate manner? :think:

[VA-165 Boomer]

What do you want to do?

Post of the decade! MEL MEL MEL:wall::wall::wall:

[melinda]

so....does anyone have an answer?

[jet]

so....does anyone have an answer?

Did you know I love the new sig line, Miss Mel?

[melinda]

It's very true, isn't it?
Did you know it's Oscar Wilde?

[melinda]

Did Drew notice I did leave up the picture ... especially for him?

[jet]

It's very true, isn't it?
Did you know it's Oscar Wilde?

I had no clue and yes, it is very true!!

Is he one of your favorite people to quote?

[melinda]

I had no clue and yes, it is very true!!

Is he one of your favorite people to quote?

Do I have a favorite?





(btw: I'm out of here for a couple of hours...going walking. not running. walking. fat middle of the day, too hot to attempt a run. well, I used to, but one time I got over heated, so I'm just gonna walk today......I'm thinking 8 miles. I'll let ya know if I do all eight. y'all have fun....)

[jet]

Do I have a favorite?





(btw: I'm out of here for a couple of hours...going walking. not running. walking. fat middle of the day, too hot to attempt a run. well, I used to, but one time I got over heated, so I'm just gonna walk today......I'm thinking 8 miles. I'll let ya know if I do all eight. y'all have fun....)

Enjoy your walk, Miss Mel....will ya? :D

[melinda]

Enjoy your walk, Miss Mel....will ya? :D

I will....enjoy your mid-morning/noon.
I'll be back....I ALWAYS come back. :))


that wasn't a question, was it? :mrgreen:

[jet]

:))

We will miss you until you come back ;)
But you knew that, didn't you :D

[VA-165 Boomer]

so....does anyone have an answer?

not here:whistle:

[rosiegirl]

Did you know I love the new sig line, Miss Mel?

Amen to that.

[VA-165 Boomer]

Amen to that.

Well most of the Ladies of Hannity would hardly fall into the category of normal, now would they?:rolleyes:

[melinda]

have I mentioned how much I hate cows?

[jet]

have I mentioned how much I hate cows?

Did you encounter a cow patty?

[jet]

Well most of the Ladies of Hannity would hardly fall into the category of normal, now would they?:rolleyes:

Did you know normal is just a setting on your clothes dryer? ;)

[melinda]

Did you know normal is just a setting on your clothes dryer? ;)

did you read that book?

[melinda]

Did you encounter a cow patty?

did I say I hate cow patties?

[jet]

did you read that book?

Would you know I did? And that I saw her in person several times?

[jet]

did I say I hate cow patties?

Would you know, no you didn't?

Why do you hate cows?

[melinda]

Would you know, no you didn't?

Why do you hate cows?

Have I mentioned they are a little bit scary up close and personal when I am out walking all by myself and my dogs are NO help at all.....? :))

[melinda]

Would you know I did? And that I saw her in person several times?

She always have something new to say?

[melinda]

Have I mentioned they are a little bit scary up close and personal when I am out walking all by myself and my dogs are NO help at all.....? :))

Why do my dogs like to chase them, tick them off, rile them up and then hide behind me?? :))

[jet]

Have I mentioned they are a little bit scary up close and personal when I am out walking all by myself and my dogs are NO help at all.....? :))

Did you know cows are very easily intimidated? My grandma and I were walking around her lake one day looking for goose eggs. She had a cup attached to the end of a pole to scoop the eggs out of the nests along the bank. Anyway, there were cows grazing and one bull. Well, the bull decided to charge us. All my grandma did was turn around and yell get out of here, whacked the bull across the nose with the egg catcher, and the bull stopped short, snorted..and sauntered off.

So all that to say, get an egg catcher ;)

[jet]

She always have something new to say?

Did you know she has A LOT to say :)) And she's hilarious...all that mirth in her tiny frame.

[jet]

Why do my dogs like to chase them, tick them off, rile them up and then hide behind me?? :))

Don't you know you are alpha? :mrgreen:

[melinda]

Did you know cows are very easily intimidated? My grandma and I were walking around her lake one day looking for goose eggs. She had a cup attached to the end of a pole to scoop the eggs out of the nests along the bank. Anyway, there were cows grazing and one bull. Well, the bull decided to charge us. All my grandma did was turn around and yell get out of here, whacked the bull across the nose with the egg catcher, and the bull stopped short, snorted..and sauntered off.

So all that to say, get an egg catcher ;)

I know I could've thrown rocks at them and spooked them, but how could I ever throw anything at an animal? :(

[CID_0687]

Don't you know you are alpha? :mrgreen:
So what you didn't like your sig line? :snooty:

[jet]

So what you didn't like your sig line? :snooty:

Did you know I'm on a diet and constantly seeing the word bacon was messing with my effort?

[jet]

I know I could've thrown rocks at them and spooked them, but how could I ever throw anything at an animal? :(

Because you were in fear for your life? :razz: Stomping on the ground and yelling also works :D

[melinda]

aren't we all constantly on diets.....? :))

[jet]

Did you know I was thinking about starting a thread about diet foods?

[melinda]

Because you were in fear for your life? :razz: Stomping on the ground and yelling also works :D

not always....;)
these were young bulls, all I did was entertain them. :))


yeah, I know it wasn't a question.....so what's gonna happen to me?

[melinda]

Did you know I was thinking about starting a thread about diet foods?

if it tastes good....spit it out. ;)

[jet]

not always....;)
these were young bulls, all I did was entertain them. :))


yeah, I know it wasn't a question.....so what's gonna happen to me?


Would you believe Andrew is dying to answer that question? ;)

[jet]

if it tastes good....spit it out. ;)

Cottage cheese and canteloupe :rolleyes:

[melinda]

what's stopping him?

[melinda]

Cottage cheese and canteloupe :rolleyes:

cottage cheese is horrid.....canteloupe is yummy.
Do you mix them?

[jet]

cottage cheese is horrid.....canteloupe is yummy.
Do you mix them?

Did you know I cannot eat cottage cheese without mixing it with fruit?

[jet]

what's stopping him?

Perhaps the cows?

[melinda]

Perhaps the cows?

Did you know they are longhorns? nice sharp horns you got there.....the mamas w/ their babies are the scariest. always.

[melinda]

Did you know I cannot eat cottage cheese without mixing it with fruit?

um, why eat cottage cheese?

[jet]

um, why eat cottage cheese?

Because it's high in protein and low in fat....and because I sit on my fat ass all day and need to eat less :))

[jet]

Did you know they are longhorns? nice sharp horns you got there.....the mamas w/ their babies are the scariest. always.

Do you know that sometimes I am afraid of cows too? Did you know it's the way they stare?

Did you know any mama with a baby to protect is scary?

[melinda]

Because it's high in protein and low in fat....and because I sit on my fat ass all day and need to eat less :))

there are lots of good tasting things that are also high in protein and low in fat. ;)

[melinda]

Do you know that sometimes I am afraid of cows too? Did you know it's the way they stare?

Did you know any mama with a baby to protect is scary?

especially when my damn dogs tick them off....did you know the last thing I said to my dogs before they chased the cows was, "Do not tick them off....do not do anything to tick them off." OK, I didn't say "tick"....;)

and then guess what my dogs did?
can you tell I'm really more angry at my dogs than the cows?

[jet]

especially when my damn dogs tick them off....did you know the last thing I said to my dogs before they chased the cows was, "Do not tick them off....do not do anything to tick them off." OK, I didn't say "tick"....;)

and then guess what my dogs did?
can you tell I'm really more angry at my dogs than the cows?

Did you know I can so believe that? Dogs are very impish critters. Mine looks at me like yeah, right and then runs and does her thing :rolleyes:

[jet]

there are lots of good tasting things that are also high in protein and low in fat. ;)

True..but did you know cottage cheese is easy as it requires no cooking :D

[melinda]

True..but did you know cottage cheese is easy as it requires no cooking :D

neither do eggs....if you're like Rocky. ;)
:))

[jet]

neither do eggs....if you're like Rocky. ;)
:))

:sick:
Did you know that was the grossest part of that movie?

[melinda]

:sick:
Did you know that was the grossest part of that movie?

Isn't that an awesome movie?

[jet]

Would you know I agree? And I even liked the latest one...but not the two prior to that.

[melinda]

I didn't see the latest one, and I honestly don't remember most of the others, except the original.

yeah, I know again....not a question. :))

[jet]

Are we hijacking the thread?

[melinda]

was anyone else using it today?

[jet]

Did you know it's just you and me today? We lost Andrew....turncoat :snooty:

[melinda]

Did you know you're about to lose me?

[jet]

Did you know that's the story of my life with my hannity peeps :((

;)

Go enjoy your husband ;) And have a longhorn steak for dinner :D

[melinda]

Did you know that's the story of my life with my hannity peeps :((

;)

Go enjoy your husband ;) And have a longhorn steak for dinner :D

he's not home yet....did you know I need to go water?
God isn't doing it for me......:((

[melinda]

Did you know that's the story of my life with my hannity peeps :((

;)

Go enjoy your husband ;) And have a longhorn steak for dinner :D

have you ever had longhorn?
it's very tough.....

[CID_0687]

Did you know it's just you and me today? We lost Andrew....turncoat :snooty:
Didn't I have to make some money? :razz:

[jet]

Didn't I have to make some money? :razz:

Were you turning tricks again? :naughty:

[jet]

have you ever had longhorn?
it's very tough.....

Weren't the cows longhorns? They seemed tough :razz:

[jet]

he's not home yet....did you know I need to go water?
God isn't doing it for me......:((

Did you know we have the same problem? And our state is burning...800 fires :(

[VA-165 Boomer]

have you ever had longhorn?
it's very tough.....

are you talking cows?:rolleyes:

[jet]

are you talking cows?:rolleyes:

Are you dishing bull :razz:

[CID_0687]

Were you turning tricks again? :naughty:
We gotta pay the bills somehow don't we?

[jet]

We gotta pay the bills somehow don't we?

Did you fill your Dixie cup? :shifty:

[melinda]

Didn't I have to make some money? :razz:

what is more important....money or us? :cool:

[melinda]

Did you know we have the same problem? And our state is burning...800 fires :(

Isn't that horrible? :(

[melinda]

are you talking cows?:rolleyes:

what do you think we're talking?
(although if we were eating them, we would not be eating the cows now would we? :)) )

[CID_0687]

what is more important....money or us? :cool:
Dont you know you are Mel? ;)

[melinda]

Dont you know you are Mel? ;)

you are the sweet talker, aren't you andrew? :hug:

[CID_0687]

maybe its your ankles?:shifty:

[melinda]

Did you know I have been told I have nice ankles? :))

[CID_0687]

Not very much I wouldn't approve of, don'tcha know?

[FranklySpeaking]

who's on first

[melinda]

what's on second?

[jet]

Is I don't know on third?

[melinda]

why? :))

[CID_0687]

who's on third?

[jet]

NO, I don't know is on third, don't you know?

THis isn't math, drew ;)

[CID_0687]

NO, I don't know is on third, don't you know?

THis isn't math, drew ;)
What makes you so sure I'm no good at math?

[outfromunder]

Is it math?

[jet]

What makes you so sure I'm no good at math?

Rayman assumed it..I just copied him, don't you know? :))

[CID_0687]

Rayman assumed it..I just copied him, don't you know? :))
Do you know if you copy Ray he can get you for plagirism due to copyright infringement?

[jet]

Do you know if you copy Ray he can get you for plagirism due to copyright infringement?

Do you know a good lawyer? :shifty:

[CID_0687]

Do you know a good lawyer? :shifty:
Do you know I think Liability is? :shifty: :))

[Frazzled]

Do you know I think Liability is? :shifty: :))

A lawyer? ......or a good lawyer? :shifty:

[CID_0687]

A lawyer? ......or a good lawyer? :shifty:
Hey you, where ya been?

Did you know I was having to hang out with PeterGriffin?

[Frazzled]

Isn't making new friends a good thing? :mrgreen:

Would 'my week has been crazy' suffice as an apology?

[CID_0687]

Isn't making new friends a good thing? :mrgreen:

Would 'my week has been crazy' suffice as an apology?
did I say I was making friends?

Do you know I believe that a SOMEWHAT accepatable excuse?

[Frazzled]

Did I miss anything?

[CID_0687]

don't you know you missed quit a bit?

Did you know I turned Ray into hamburger?

[Frazzled]

:eek: figuratively, I hope? ;)

[CID_0687]

:eek: figuratively, I hope? ;)
Do you believe I'd like to think so?

Is it strange that I haven't seen him all evening?

[VA-165 Boomer]

you are the sweet talker, aren't you andrew? :hug:

bull?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Do you know a good lawyer? :shifty:

oxymoron?

[Frazzled]

Are you questioning Mel?

[CID_0687]

Did boomer call me a bull ox moron?

[VA-165 Boomer]

What do you want to do?

???:whistle:

[Frazzled]

Did boomer call me a bull ox moron?

If he did, does this mean there's gonna be a Smack Down?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't I have a unfair disadvantage, being young and full of pee and vinegar?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Wouldn't I have a unfair disadvantage, being young and full of pee and vinegar?

The older the bull
The harder the horn:rolleyes:

[CID_0687]

The older the bull
The harder the horn:rolleyes:
:eek: :))

Ya know I'm messing around boomer?

Wanna thumb rassle?

[Frazzled]

The older the bull
The harder the horn:rolleyes:

:)) but wouldn't you have to catch him first?

[CID_0687]

Why did I start thinking of the movie Kingpen, and Brother Hezekiah Munson?

:))

[melinda]

:)) but wouldn't you have to catch him first?

Who's on first? ;)

[melinda]

bull?

****?

[free2B]

is that a question?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't that depend on the emphasis in which the context of the syllable was used?

Does that make any sense?

[melinda]

Do you want to make sense?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Who's on first? ;)How does one get there?:cool:

[free2B]

does it pay well?

[melinda]

doesn't that depend on who is paying?

[CID_0687]

Did you know theres just something about dipping your sausage biscuit into sausage gravy that's almost celestial?

[free2B]

doesn't that depend on who is paying?

who is paying for what? good sense, common sense, or just good ol' horse sense, or is that nonsense?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Did you know theres just something about dipping your sausage biscuit into sausage gravy that's almost celestial?

One must be careful dipping ones sausage in anything doesn't one?:whistle:

[rosiegirl]

What is one talking about?

[melinda]

aren't we discussing sausage? :))

[rosiegirl]

Are we??

[melinda]

aren't we? :))

[CID_0687]

One must be careful dipping ones sausage in anything doesn't one?:whistle:
And you are, Yoda?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Are we??

Did you know your avie is very distracting?;)

[rosiegirl]

Did you know your avie is very distracting?;)

Is she?

[free2B]

Is she?

is she running for office or running away?

[rosiegirl]

is she running for office or running away?

I dunno, do you??

[melinda]

Do we really not know much, or do we just love pretending we don't know much? ;)

[FranklySpeaking]

Do we really not know much, or do we just love pretending we don't know much? ;)

Isn't it sometimes interesting not to answer "the question at hand" ?

[melinda]

Who is interested?

[free2B]

I dunno, do you??

aren't you;) the one on the run?

[jet]

Who is running for what?

[free2B]

Who is interested?

who is interested in what?:shifty:

[free2B]

Do we really not know much, or do we just love pretending we don't know much? ;)

are we pretending we don't know or do we really not know?

[melinda]

Do I know you?

[rosiegirl]

aren't you;) the one on the run?

Am I able to run yet??

[FranklySpeaking]

are you at least 35 years of age and a natural born citizen on the US ?

[free2B]

Do I know you?

do you know me well enough to know that you don't know me well enough?

[free2B]

Am I able to run yet??

have you got you're nike's on?

[melinda]

what's your favorite running shoe?

[free2B]

are you running too? and to where? and what kind of shoes are you wearing?

[Samm]

Did you know that it is a violation in these Forums to submit a post that attempts to change to the topic of discussion in a thread?

[melinda]

are you running too? and to where? and what kind of shoes are you wearing?

You didn't know that I run?

[melinda]

Did you know that it is a violation in these Forums to submit a post that attempts to change to the topic of discussion in a thread?

Who does that? :shifty:

[Samm]

Who does that? :shifty:

Haven't you ever been in a thread that is so stupid or boring that somebody hijacks it?

[melinda]

Haven't you ever been in a thread that is so stupid or boring that somebody hijacks it?

Why would people do that?

[Samm]

Why let stupidity and boorishness go unrewarded? ;)

[Saltshaker]

SOoo, are you saying we should reward you? :razz:

[melinda]

Am I stupid or boring....?
or both? :eek:

[VA-165 Boomer]

Am I stupid or boring....?
or both? :eek:I would like to say that I certainly don't think you are boring Mel and I want to know who would accuse you of being boring?:silenced:

[melinda]

how have you been, Boom?

[VA-165 Boomer]

how have you been, Boom?

Not bad for an old man:rolleyes: How bout you Mel?:whistle:

[melinda]

Aren't I always great? :)

[VA-165 Boomer]

Aren't I always great? :)

You want I should answer that right here in front of everybody?:snooty::drool::mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Aren't I always great? :)
Yes, yes you are...And we like it when you talk about candy, don't ya know? :dance:

[melinda]

you like candy?

[CID_0687]

Who doesn't? Or is it just the way you talk about candy? :think:

[VA-165 Boomer]

you like candy?

I have to limit my sugar intake but I love muffalatas:whistle:

[CID_0687]

I have to limit my sugar intake but I love muffalatas:whistle:
:eek: :))

[melinda]

Who doesn't? Or is it just the way you talk about candy? :think:

Do I talk about candy differently than most people? :confused:

[melinda]

:eek: :))

Shouldn't I leave that one completely alone? :))

[VA-165 Boomer]

Do I talk about candy differently than most people? :confused:

You started it Andy my man...................:doh:

[CID_0687]

Do I talk about candy differently than most people? :confused:
May I direct you to the OP of the candy thread? :whistle:

[CID_0687]

You started it Andy my man...................:doh:
True, by aren't you the one that brought muffalattas into it?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Nothing to do with candy is it?

[CID_0687]

Aside from the fact that both can be eaten?

[melinda]

Should I leave now?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Aside from the fact that both can be eaten?

What do you think Mel?

[CID_0687]

Should I leave now?
Why you wanna leave mel?

[VA-165 Boomer]

I don't want to leave Mel?

[CID_0687]

If I promise to be on good behavior will you stay mel?

[VA-165 Boomer]

If I promise to be on good behavior will you stay mel?:whistle::rolleyes:

[CID_0687]

You don't think I can be on good behavior?














You're probably right. :))

[melinda]

Can Andrew behave?
Should Andrew behave?

[CID_0687]

Shouldn't that be your call mel?

[melinda]

Why my call?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Why my call?

It's obvious isn't Mel, Drew considers you an authority figure?:rolleyes:
Is it time for you to crack the whip?

[melinda]

What makes you think I have a whip?

[VA-165 Boomer]

What makes you think I have a whip?

Have I confused you with a figure of speech?:rolleyes:

[melinda]

:)) am I being difficult today?
or should I say more difficult than usual? :))

[VA-165 Boomer]

:)) am I being difficult today?
or should I say more difficult than usual? :))

Are you being difficult today? I've thought just the opposite,would that be.......................................non-difficult?:))

[CID_0687]

What makes you think I have a whip?
:pray:

[melinda]

How's everyone today?

[free2B]

How's everyone today?

great:dance: how are you today melinda:hug:

[melinda]

aren't I always great, free? :hug:

[VA-165 Boomer]

aren't I always great, free? :hug:

free? Are you sure? What women doesn't cost at least a guy's time even if she just normal?:razz:

[melinda]

Who wants to be normal?

[gpd®]

Aren't those from Normal, IL, Normal(ites)?

[free2B]

who is normal?

[CID_0687]

Isn't normal an overrated concept?

[free2B]

isn't that only for those who rate it?

[Constantine the Great]

Should it be? Can it be? Could it be? Where's the bee?



(Drunken rant. Sorry).

[melinda]

Why didn't you offer us any?

[free2B]

Why didn't you offer us any?

this ones on me melinda;) 3 shots quervo, 2 shots gradnd marniier, a teaspoon of lime juice, sugar on the rim, and youve got enough to share

[free2B]

Should it be? Can it be? Could it be? Where's the bee?



(Drunken rant. Sorry).

or should you use honey instead of sugar?

[Frazzled]

will that bring the bees back?

[CID_0687]

Why did God make such a wonderful thing come from such an evil little creature?

[Frazzled]

Do you know we haven't seen any bees this year?

[free2B]

will that bring the bees back?

where did they go?

[CID_0687]

Do you know we haven't seen any bees this year?
Do you know I haven't either?

[agent_86]

What's the question again?

[free2B]

are there any bees near you?

[CID_0687]

There are bees near me??!!!???!!

[free2B]

There are bees near me??!!!???!!

don't you see the one behind you?

[melinda]

what's behind me?

[FranklySpeaking]

what's behind me?

have you lost it again ?

[melinda]

Did I ever have it? :))

[FranklySpeaking]

what are we talking about now ??

[melinda]

Did you forget the topic?

[CID_0687]

We had a topic?

[free2B]

where are the bees and when are they coming back?

[melinda]

Aren't they off making honey?

[jet]

Did you know my husband calls me his bee? is it perhaps because I sting :think:

[melinda]

YOU don't know why he calls you that?

[jet]

Isn't it more fun to play dumb?

[free2B]

isn't being dumb more fun than playing dumb?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Does this make me look fat?

[jet]

isn't being dumb more fun than playing dumb?

Isn't ignorance bliss?

[jet]

Does this make me look fat?

Are you wearing jeans again? ;)

[free2B]

are jeans mandatory?

[Frazzled]

is clothing optional?

[jet]

Shouldn't some things be kept covered?

[free2B]

Shouldn't some things be kept covered?

did you uncover the rice?

[jet]

Did you know you added too much water? :naughty: ;)

[Frazzled]

did someone peek at the rice?

[free2B]

Did you know you added too much water? :naughty: ;)

did you know it would have steamed away if you had kept it covered?

[jet]

One more reason to cook pasta...no lid required....

Did you know rice is overrated?

[Frazzled]

One more reason to cook pasta...no lid required....

Did you know rice is overrated?

do you know you sound like a pasta person? :lol:

[free2B]

is a pasta person happier than a rice person?

[jet]

do you know you sound like a pasta person? :lol:

Did you know you are quite perceptive :D

[jet]

is a pasta person happier than a rice person?

Are carbs necessary for happiness? Did you know a cookie brings me far more happiness than rice or pasta? and let's not even get started on yellow cake with chocolate frosting :drool:

[Frazzled]

is a pasta person happier than a rice person?

and aren't potato people the happiest of all?

[jet]

and aren't potato people the happiest of all?

Do french fries count?

[free2B]

Do french fries count?

who's doing the counting?

[Frazzled]

aren't french fries just one glorious form of nature's perfect food?

[jet]

Have you tried them dipped in thousand island dressing?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Have you tried them dipped in thousand island dressing?

Are you trying to make me hurl?

[Frazzled]

Have you tried them dipped in thousand island dressing?

Now why would you do that when we have ranch?

[free2B]

is a potato fried in France from an Irish potato still a french fry?

[jet]

Now why would you do that when we have ranch?

Ever wonder why something with the name of a place made for animals tastes like ****? :D

[jet]

is a potato fried in France from an Irish potato still a french fry?

Does it have dual citzenship?

[melinda]

Have you tried them dipped in thousand island dressing?

isn't tartar sauce much tastier? :)