The Never-Ending Question Game

[soupdragon]

Have you ever awakened one morning and commanded your computer to go--and it says "No?" :snooty:

Only on Thursdays for some reason

[Frazzled]

Have you ever awakened to find your computer's webcam looking at you?

[Sisupala]

Only on Thursdays for some reason
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! Penalty!! :naughty: :)

[Sisupala]

Why? Is someone watching? :shifty:

[soupdragon]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! Penalty!! :naughty: :)

Whaaaat?

[Frazzled]

Isn't there always someone watching?

[soupdragon]

Why do pubes cling to side of the bath? :think:

[Sisupala]

Whaaaat?
Did you answer a question with a question, as the rules of the game stipulate? :doh:

[Sisupala]

Does somebody watch during a bath?

[Frazzled]

How did we get into the bath?

[soupdragon]

Did you answer a question with a question, as the rules of the game stipulate? :doh:

There are rules?

[soupdragon]

How did we get into the bath?

One thing lead to another and phew before we knew it I was rinsing the bath of stray pubes :))

[Sisupala]

Didn't soupdragon have a question about clinging to the side of the bath?

[Sisupala]

There are rules?
Did you read the OP?

[Frazzled]

Don't the bubbles make it hard to cling?..http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/bubblebath.gif

[soupdragon]

Did you read the OP?

No :))

[Sisupala]

:) Don't you want to just sing?

[soupdragon]

Did you read the OP?

I'm using artistic licensry...........is that a word?

[Sisupala]

Is that what you think?

[Frazzled]

Perhaps to sing in the shower? ..http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/bath.gif

[soupdragon]

Is that what you think?

Is that a question using the rules of the game or are you deviating? Why do you confuse a lady? Trick question huh? :))

[Sisupala]

Do you choose to sing in the shower? :dance:

[Frazzled]

Well, do you normally sing the the bath?

[soupdragon]

So what's the rules, do I answer that with a dirty remark or ask a staid question?:))

[Frazzled]

Which would you prefer?

[Sisupala]

When there's more power in the shower?

[Sisupala]

(And why do I feel the need to rhyme every time?) :think:

[soupdragon]

Oh good grief :eek:

[Frazzled]

Are you a poet, and don't know it?

[soupdragon]

Why do men scratch there bollocks?............that's a question I'm getting the rules right now aren't I?

[Frazzled]

Sisu, would you care to field this one? :))

[Sisupala]

Because they can? :)

[soupdragon]

Sisu, would you care to field this one? :))

Coward :))

[Sisupala]

If one were a poet, how would they know it?

[soupdragon]

Oooh I have so many naughty questions :)) But I never read the rules, so I'll sit on them and burst :D

[Sisupala]

Is that why you scratch 'em?

[soupdragon]

Is that why you scratch 'em?

I do not :eek:

[Frazzled]

How does one segue from bollocks to poetry? :think:

[Sisupala]

Have you ever noticed that some things in the real world, like an itch, are difficult to ignore? What's one to do?

[Frazzled]

Do you think there is something special in the water in the UK?

[Sisupala]

If you were a poet, would you pen an ode to an orange?

[Sisupala]

Isn't the water in the UK OK?

[soupdragon]

Isn't the water in the UK OK?

No it's full of pubes!

[Frazzled]

Perhaps that UK water is what gives Soup her , ehm, uniqueness? :))

[Sisupala]

Haven't we been talking about soup-to-nuts?

[Frazzled]

What happened to the poem about the orange?

[Sisupala]

Isn't an orange by any other name an apple--not?

[soupdragon]

What happened to the poem about the orange?

It got strangled by stray pubes!

[Frazzled]

Can I just sing "Orange Crush" by REM?

[Sisupala]

Perchance be there a theme to Soup's delicate musings?? :think:

[Sisupala]

Who here has a spine?

[Frazzled]

Do you think it's a big problem in her world?

[Sisupala]

Could it be something in the water?

[soupdragon]

It's a conspiracy "pubes are us" designed to **** women off all over the globe! Men jest and sneer because they are the ones that leave them, all that scratching is bound to leave a deposit!

[Frazzled]

Soup, what happened to keeping those nubile men of yours in the cupboard?

[soupdragon]

Soup, what happened to keeping those nubile men of yours in the cupboard?

They keep coming out and ravaging me, what's with that?

[soupdragon]

Mind I make sure they're shaved! Upstairs and down!

[Frazzled]

Have you tried waxing them, dear?

[Sisupala]

Could we have a few more details, please?

[Frazzled]

Well, I can't imagine that would be very ladylike, now would it? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smiley17.gif

[soupdragon]

Have you tried waxing them, dear?

What the men or my lady garden?

[Sisupala]

Is there another young lady who can translate?

[Frazzled]

What the men or my lady garden?

Either or?

[soupdragon]

Is there another young lady who can translate?

What? :D

[Frazzled]

Is there another young lady who can translate?

Don't you trust me?

[soupdragon]

Either or?

Well with men they need a lawnmower and heavy duty clippers. Most men don't want you to because once you take the dead wood your left with a twig!

[Sisupala]

Don't you trust me?
Aren't you that other young lady? ;)

[Frazzled]

:eek: Does that make me the other woman? .....................:))

[soupdragon]

:eek: Does that make me the other woman? .....................:))

Welcome to my world :D

[Sisupala]

:)) Have you ever seen a man at a loss for words?

[soupdragon]

Just to make clear I'm not the other woman or anyone's other woman!

[Sisupala]

Why is your name soupdragon?

[Frazzled]

"Why do I feel like I need to go to confession? :shifty:

[soupdragon]

Why is your name soupdragon?

I am a lady of many morals my name is Gertrude

[Sisupala]

"Why do I feel like I need to go to confession? :shifty:
Why do you need to confess? :naughty: :angel:

[Sisupala]

I am a lady of many morals my name is Gertrude
And that's why your name is soupdragon?

[Frazzled]

Do you think a bubble bath would take care of it?

[soupdragon]

And that's why your name is soupdragon?

I thought it was quite creative and artistic,no one would guess Guertrude from that would they?

[soupdragon]

Do you think a bubble bath would take care of it?

It would wash the pubes away :))

[Frazzled]

You haven't been paying attention, have you? ;)

[Sisupala]

I thought it was quite creative and artistic,no one would guess Guertrude from that would they?
Did Frazzled guess your name?

[soupdragon]

Did Frazzled guess your name?

Oh baby yeah, is not my name

[Sisupala]

You haven't been paying attention, have you? ;)
Are you addressing me? Could mine have been a rhetorical question? ;)

[BasicGreatGuy]

Isn't Gertrude Germanic for strength of the spear?

[Frazzled]

How does one recover from this?

[Sisupala]

Are all of your questions this difficult?

[Long Island Bob]

are all your base belong to us?

[Frazzled]

Aren't you up for the challenge?

[Sisupala]

How could I ever turn down a challenge?

[Frazzled]

and now you have the answer?

[Sisupala]

How could you think I didn't?

[Frazzled]

Were you going to share it?

[Sisupala]

Have you ever been beneath the clouds?

[Liability]

Have you ever been beneath the clouds?

Have you ever been in the core?

[Frazzled]

with thunder and lighting......and wind and rain?

[NascarGirl2448]

How about sending some of that rain down my way?

[Sisupala]

Yes, have you been beneath the clouds in a tempest in Maine ?

[Frazzled]

Does the rain in Maine fall plainly on the grain?

[Sisupala]

:) To the core? And on planes?

[Frazzled]

....to which core do you think he was referring?

[Sisupala]

Couldn't the core be his way of deferring?

[Frazzled]

Do you think it was a hit and run?

[Sisupala]

A hit and run? How could that be fun?

[Frazzled]

I guess that depends.....what are you in to?

[Sisupala]

I dunno...a poke 'n go?

[Sisupala]

(Ever have trouble getting off the ground again?)

[Frazzled]

Red Bull gives you wings.......would you like one? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_energydrink2.gif

[Sisupala]

Will Red Bull get me rollin' again?

[Dreamy]

Is this a duet or can anyone join in? lol

[Frazzled]

...either that or perhaps an order of jalapeno poppers?

[Liability]

Will Red Bull get me rollin' again?

Again? Wouldn't that require a first time?

:D

[Frazzled]

Would it be a party without at least three?

[Sisupala]

Again? Wouldn't that require a first time?

:D
Is somebody trying to be funny? ;)

[Liability]

Is somebody trying to be funny? ;)

Does Sispula need a nappy?

:)

[Sisupala]

Is this a duet or can anyone join in? lol
Isn't it true the more the merrier? :hug:

[Dreamy]

:angel:If three is merrier what is four?

[Frazzled]

......the start of Happy Hour?

[Sisupala]

Is everybody happy?? :) :dance: :hug:

[CID_0687]

Didn't happy hour start at 5?

[Sisupala]

Don't most people start at 21??? :eek:

[Frazzled]

Are you telling me that you all don't live in 24/7 party cities? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_doh.gif

[Sisupala]

Isn't it all party all the time here at the Hannity hoe down? :dance:

[CID_0687]

You didn't know I live in the Bible Belt?

[Sisupala]

Is it true that the party's more lively below the Bible Belt?

[Dreamy]

Do the longitudes and latitudes determine the party's liveliness?

[Frazzled]

It might help determine the dress code - right?

[Sisupala]

Do the longitudes and latitudes determine the party's liveliness?
How long and how late are we talking about? :)

[Sisupala]

It might help determine the dress code - right?
Don't we start with the Bible belt and work our way up & down from there?

[Talk2Bill]

what is the point of this topic?

[Frazzled]

Does a good party need a point?

[Dreamy]

Should any party be on a timer?

[Sisupala]

Is it polite to show up at a party on time?

[Dreamy]

Is it okay to leave a party early?

[Frazzled]

..are you leaving alone?

[DarthBush]

does it mattter?

[Frazzled]

Doesn't it always?

[CID_0687]

should you leave alone?

[Frazzled]

Is that what you want?

[Dreamy]

Does anyone want to leave early?

[CID_0687]

who wants to know?

[Sisupala]

Has the party started?

[Frazzled]

How could it start without you?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[CID_0687]

What about me?

[Frazzled]

Do you need encouragement?

[DarthBush]

No, but i wonder if its wrong that I'm having sexual thoughts of a coworker?

[CID_0687]

Is there free drinks?

[Dreamy]

Who thinks at a party?

[CID_0687]

No, but i wonder if its wrong that I'm having sexual thoughts of a coworker?
Is she hot?

[Frazzled]

If we get Darth liqueured up, do you think he'll expound on that co-worker thing?

[DarthBush]

Very much so. Would it matter?

[CID_0687]

If we get Darth liqueured up, do you think he'll expound on that co-worker thing?
Wouldn't that be great?

[DarthBush]

If we get Darth liqueured up, do you think he'll expound on that co-worker thing?

How do you plan to do that if Darth Bush doesnt drink?

[Sisupala]

Darth has a sexy coworker? :D

[CID_0687]

Very much so. Would it matter?
It helps, right?

[DarthBush]

Wouldn't that be great?


How would it be great if he doesn't like to drinK?

[CID_0687]

How do you plan to do that if Darth Bush doesnt drink?
Wouldn't this be a great day to start?

[DarthBush]

It helps, right?


Do you think appearance is the only trigger for having certain thoughts about someone?

[Sisupala]

How would it be great if he doesn't like to drinK?
Wouldn't Darth fess up faster if he's not used to drinking? ;)

[CID_0687]

How do you plan to do that if Darth Bush doesnt drink?
Why does Darth refer to himself in the third person?

[DarthBush]

Wouldn't this be a great day to start?

How would getting drunk then having sex be any fun?

[DarthBush]

Why does Darth refer to himself in the third person?


DO you think it could be that Darth Bush thinks he's a bad ************?

[Sisupala]

Why does Darth refer to himself in the third person?
Didn't that start with a Seinfeld episode?

[Dreamy]

Would you prefer to have sex then get drunk?

[CID_0687]

Not at all, but wouldn't you say it helps? Would you be sexually attracted to an sophisticated ogre?

[Frazzled]

How do you plan to do that if Darth Bush doesnt drink?

Wouldn't tickling him work just as well?

[DarthBush]

Would you prefer to have sex then get drunk?

How can I choose something I have never done? (The getting drunk part... :D )

[Dreamy]

Would you like to choose only one or none of the above?

[DarthBush]

Wouldn't tickling him work just as well?

What if ticking Darth Bush arouses him?

[CID_0687]

How can I choose something I have never done? (The getting drunk part... :D )
Why do I think it's funny that Darth Bush had to clarify?

[Frazzled]

How can I choose something I have never done? (The getting drunk part... :D )

So you have been tickled?

[Dreamy]

Tickled where?

[DarthBush]

So you have been tickled?


Are you asking if I've been tickled in a given place?

[Sisupala]

Could it be Darth was tickled by a sexy coworker?

[DarthBush]

Tickled where?

Would you like to really find out?

[CID_0687]

It can be naturaly to attracted to a coworker, right?

[DarthBush]

Could it be Darth was tickled by a sexy coworker?

If that were the case, do you think I would be here asking if its okay to have sexual thoughts about a coworker?

[DarthBush]

It can be naturaly to attracted to a coworker, right?

Would it make a difference if i told you she's hinted that she would like to do what I'm having thoughts of?

[Frazzled]

:think: Is the co-worker your subordinate?

[CID_0687]

Would there be consequences?

[Sisupala]

Who here thinks Darth was ticked--albeit sober--by his sexy coworker?

[Dreamy]

Do you want to do what she hinted she wanted to do?

[DarthBush]

:think: Is the co-worker your subordinate?


Would it make a difference if i said no?

[Sisupala]

:think: Is the co-worker your subordinate?
Is she due a promotion?

[DarthBush]

Would there be consequences?

Do you think my wife would be upset?

[DarthBush]

Do you want to do what she hinted she wanted to do?

Given the discussion, do you think i do?

[Sisupala]

Would it make a difference if i said no?
Is it okay if we fantasize anyway? :)

[Frazzled]

Who here thinks Darth was ticked--albeit sober--by his sexy coworker?

:eek: is ticking something new?

[DarthBush]

Is she due a promotion?

Not sure. Should i give her one?

[CID_0687]

Do you think my wife would be upset?
Wouldn't it just be better to keep it a fantasy? Did you know we have a thread for that?

[Sisupala]

Not sure. Should i give her one?
Should I touch this one with a 10-foot-pole? :))

[DarthBush]

Wouldn't it just be better to keep it a fantasy? Did you know we have a thread for that?


Do think if i knew the answer to that I would be asking the questions?


link please...

[Frazzled]

Should I touch this one with a 10-foot-pole? :))

how big?

[Sisupala]

Wouldn't it just be better to keep it a fantasy? Did you know we have a thread for that?
There's a thread for fantasy? :eek: Why am I here?

[DarthBush]

Should I touch this one with a 10-foot-pole? :))

should i touch it with my pole?

[DarthBush]

There's a thread for fantasy? :eek: Why am I here?

Could it be you're ugly unlike me?

[Sisupala]

how big?
Wouldn't it be more appropriate if Darth's coworker gave him something?

[Frazzled]

Perhaps Darth should get the promotion?

[Sisupala]

Could it be you're ugly unlike me?
How did you find that out? :((

[Dreamy]

What could she possibly give him?

[CID_0687]

Do think if i knew the answer to that I would be asking the questions?


link please...
Is this what you're looking for?
http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=615303

[Sisupala]

What could she possibly give him?
She wouldn't give him a bottle of single malt scotch, would she?

[DarthBush]

Perhaps Darth should get the promotion?

How about if Darth just wants to act on his urge and forget it happen?

[Sisupala]

How about if Darth didn't and said he did? :think:

[CID_0687]

How about if Darth just wants to act on his urge and forget it happen?
Does Darth really want to do that to his family?

[Frazzled]

Could it be that Darth needs our help?

[DarthBush]

Does Darth really want to do that to his family?


does it really impact his family if it never gets out?

[Sisupala]

Should Darth consult his HR manual?

[Dreamy]

Should we counsel DB or just get back to partying?

[Sisupala]

does it really impact his family if it never gets out?
Should I lengthen that 10-foot-pole?

[DarthBush]

Could it be that Darth needs our help?

Doesnt everyone need a little help sometimes?

[Frazzled]

does it really impact his family if it never gets out?

You aren't thinking of silencing your co-worker, are you? :eek:

[CID_0687]

does it really impact his family if it never gets out?
Could Darth live with the guilt?

[DarthBush]

Should Darth consult his HR manual?

What would you say if I thought that was :)) :))

[Sisupala]

Should we counsel DB or just get back to partying?
Who wants to party with Dreamy? :dance:

[CID_0687]

Does Darth want to go to another thread so we can quit asking damn questions?

[DarthBush]

You aren't thinking of silencing your co-worker, are you? :eek:

what if i said the coworker is married herself?

[CID_0687]

Who wants to party with Dreamy? :dance:
Who doesn't wanna party with dreamy?

[Frazzled]

Should we counsel DB or just get back to partying?

So why doesn't this popsicle stand have any emergency private chat rooms?

[Sisupala]

So why doesn't this popsicle stand have any emergency private chat rooms?
Does anybody remember the good ol' days of AOL?? :)

[DarthBush]

So why doesn't this popsicle stand have any emergency private chat rooms?

Don't you think Dreamy and other think Darth will do whatever he wants to do no matter what?

[NascarGirl2448]

So why doesn't this popsicle stand have any emergency private chat rooms?

what kind of popsicles do we have at this stand? I like the orange ones with the ice cream in the middle myself.

[Frazzled]

Does anybody remember the good ol' days of AOL?? :)

What is the AOL you speak of?

[Frazzled]

Is the bouncer on a break?

[NascarGirl2448]

Does anybody remember the good ol' days of AOL?? :)

What internet user who ever used the internet in the early days doesn't?

[Dreamy]

So why doesn't this popsicle stand have any emergency private chat rooms?

lol That struck me so funny.:)) Is Yahoo Instant Messenger where we can get some popsicles?

[Sisupala]

What is the AOL you speak of?
Does anybody remember America Online, back in the days when it was good? :dance:

[Frazzled]

Why is it that you just can't find reliable help these days?

[Dreamy]

Do you need help?

[Sisupala]

lol That struck me so funny.:)) Is Yahoo Instant Messenger where we can get some popsicles?
Does Yahoo Instant Messenger ever get too full of messages like Hannity PMs?

[Frazzled]

Do you know a good Bouncer?

[Sisupala]

What do we need a bouncer for?

[Dreamy]

Have you used up all your PM alloted space?

[Frazzled]

Is the crisis over?

[Dreamy]

I missed a crisis while I was partying?

[Sisupala]

What does one say at a time like this? :think:

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't it be a good idea, for those of us who do, to pray for Darth?

[Frazzled]

...has anyone seen the bouncer?

[Sisupala]

Is it true everybody is standing quietly by looking at their feet? :frown:

[DarthBush]

when you say Bouncer, are you referring to Me?

[Frazzled]

Did you want the job of keeping out the riff-raff?

[Frazzled]

Will you work for drinks and tips?

[Dreamy]

Where's the bartender?

[CID_0687]

What if I just work for drinks and give you tips?

[Sisupala]

Who besides me wants a drink?

[Frazzled]

What if I just work for drinks and give you tips?Helpful hints or tokes?

[Dreamy]

Are you buying?

[Sisupala]

Has somebody been holding out?

[CID_0687]

Helpful hints or tokes?
Which would you prefer?

[Sisupala]

Are you buying?
Would you like a drink on Sisu?