The Never-Ending Question Game

[Frazzled]

Would you be being fa-c-shuss? Did I spell that wrong?

Would I be being?

I may need to ponder on that for a few......

[CID_0687]

Would I be being?

I may need to ponder on that for a few......
Have you pondered?

[Frazzled]

What does it mean when one is pondering while washing dog crap off one's shoes?

[CID_0687]

Does that mean the dog made the fertilizer?

[jet]

Did you know it's not the dog's fault it cannot use the toilet?

[Frazzled]

Isn't stepping in dog crap one of life's great metaphors?

[CID_0687]

Isn't stepping in dog crap one of life's great metaphors?
:))?

[jet]

Did you know that's why I own a lot of boots?

[CID_0687]

Did I just see Sisu come in and not even acknowledge me? :snooty:

[Frazzled]

A Sisu sighting?

[CID_0687]

Is it just me or are those beginning to get like Bigfoot sightings?

[Frazzled]

Do you think he is taking on mythical status?

[CID_0687]

You think we should write a short story about him? He could be bigger than Paul Bunyan and John Henry comined, dontcha think?

[Frazzled]

We could write a story that might do something ....:))

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I'm speechless? :))

[Frazzled]

:shifty: what did I say?

[CID_0687]

Is it what you did say or what you didn't say?

[Frazzled]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/thhuil.gifHave I become so predictable?

[CID_0687]

Are those tears falling from a blue face? Didn't I say you never cease to amaze me? :hug:

[Frazzled]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_unknownauthor_look.gif

...but is that in a good way?

[CID_0687]

Of course, would I insult you?

[Frazzled]

No, but isn't making fun of me a whole other thing? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_lol.gif

[CID_0687]

Would I do that? :shifty:

[Frazzled]

I'm sorry......did you think I doubted you? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_hug.gif

[CID_0687]

Are hugs always the answer?

[Frazzled]

can you think of something better?

[CID_0687]

:)) I'm not even going to respond.

I mean ??

[Frazzled]

The polka?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/dance.gif

[CID_0687]

Did you know I've acutally done that at Oktoberfest? Did I mention that much beer was involved?

[Frazzled]

..and frauleins?

[CID_0687]

Would I dance with mannhafts?

[Frazzled]

Don't you know my German is limited to what I saw on Hogans Heroes?

[CID_0687]

:))

Did you know my half-brother's mother is German? Do you know I can cuss somebody out and they would never know what I said?

[free2B]

was sprichen sie sweinhundt?

[CID_0687]

haben Sie nur fragen, ob ich Strumpfhosen tragen? :eek:

[free2B]

haben Sie nur fragen, ob ich Strumpfhosen tragen? :eek:

:doh:ja der fragen bist was sagen sie jetzt was ist strumpfhosen?

[CID_0687]

don't you know pantyhose?

Wie lange haben Sie schon Deutsch sprechen?

[free2B]

wie fielen jahren haben sie Deutsch sprechen?

[CID_0687]

Haben Sie in Deutschland leben oder haben Sie lernen, sprechen es hohe Schule?

[Dreamy]

Is this international Hannity or did I leave the country and no one told me?

[RayMan]

:))

Did you know my half-brother's mother is German? Do you know I can cuss somebody out and they would never know what I said?

Don't you know all German sounds like cussing?

[CID_0687]

Don't you know all German sounds like cussing?
They do always sound angry and in a hurry don't they?

[CID_0687]

Is this international Hannity or did I leave the country and no one told me?
Did you know we had to have some way to occupy our time with you gone?

How was your vacation?

[melinda]

slow day today?

[jet]

slow day today?

How are you, Melinda :hug:

[CID_0687]

slow day today?
Does it seem like Monday to you too?

[FranklySpeaking]

Why would I post sarcasim when I've already told you you a fun to post with ?

[CID_0687]

I dunno, you think I could have been being sarcastic? :mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Mel, is there anyway you can animate that avie so I can actually see you running? :dance:

[melinda]

How are you, Melinda :hug:

peachy. :)

and you? :hug:

[melinda]

Does it seem like Monday to you too?

It's not??? :eek:

[melinda]

Mel, is there anyway you can animate that avie so I can actually see you running? :dance:

Did you know Jim has done that before? :))

[CID_0687]

Did you know Jim has done that before? :))
Think he would do it again? :pray:

[melinda]

Think he would do it again? :pray:

Can you ask him? :))

[jet]

peachy. :)

and you? :hug:

Excellent! Did you know it's always good to see you?
Did you read where I had a woman crush on you for your love of heath bars :))

[CID_0687]

This is getting good, anyone else want some popcorn?

[melinda]

Excellent! Did you know it's always good to see you?
Did you read where I had a woman crush on you for your love of heath bars :))

where was that? :))

[melinda]

This is getting good, anyone else want some popcorn?

Wouldn't beer be better?

[jet]

Did you know I posted it on Sunday...or maybe it was MOnday...when did y'all talk about heath bars?

[jet]

This is getting good, anyone else want some popcorn?

Is that incivility? ;) :))

[melinda]

Did you know I posted it on Sunday...or maybe it was MOnday...when did y'all talk about heath bars?

Don't you know my memory is gone?
but thanks for telling me....Aren't they the best candy bar??

[jet]

Don't you know my memory is gone?
but thanks for telling me....Aren't they the best candy bar??

Did you know they are? And they are great in ice cream :drool:

[melinda]

Did you know they are? And they are great in ice cream :drool:

I love to freeze them, then take little nibbles of the chocolate which breaks off the toffee quite easily when frozen....then slowly suck the toffee.....make it last.
How do you eat them?

[VA-165 Boomer]

I love to freeze them, then take little nibbles of the chocolate which breaks off the toffee quite easily when frozen....then slowly suck the toffee.....make it last.
How do you eat them?

:eek: :wall::wall::silenced: ?

[melinda]

:eek: :wall::wall::silenced: ?

how do you eat them? :confused:

[jet]

I love to freeze them, then take little nibbles of the chocolate which breaks off the toffee quite easily when frozen....then slowly suck the toffee.....make it last.
How do you eat them?

I like the minis....I'll pop one in my mouth and just let it slowly melt, let the chocolate go first and then let the toffee linger.
I like the frozen idea....that's why I like them in ice cream.
Aren't they the best?

[melinda]

I like the minis....I'll pop one in my mouth and just let it slowly melt, let the chocolate go first and then let the toffee linger.
I like the frozen idea....that's why I like them in ice cream.
Aren't they the best?

Yeah, they are....and isn't it wonderful when it lasts and lasts and lasts?

[melinda]

Did y'all know I better get going?

Y'all try and have fun without me....I know it'll be hard, but try.....

[jet]

Did you know we will miss you? Have fun :hug:

[CID_0687]

:eek: :wall::wall::silenced: ?
:)) Which part did it?

[CID_0687]

Yeah, they are....and isn't it wonderful when it lasts and lasts and lasts?
:think: Have I heard this before?

[jet]

:think: Have I heard this before?

Was it preceded by the words "why doesn't it" :mrgreen:

[melinda]

Did you know we will miss you? Have fun :hug:

Aren't you the best? :hug: :hug: :hug:



OK, now I do have to skedaddle....don't you know this week is gonna be busy around here? :))

[jet]

Aren't you the best? :hug: :hug: :hug:



OK, now I do have to skedaddle....don't you know this week is gonna be busy around here? :))

:hug:
Don't you know I am stoked for you ;) And can't wait to see pictures on my e-mail since photobucket is blocked :D

[CID_0687]

Was it preceded by the words "why doesn't it" :mrgreen:
You went there didn't you? :razz:

[CID_0687]

:hug:
Don't you know I am stoked for you ;) And can't wait to see pictures on my e-mail since photobucket is blocked :D
Hey!! Why don't I get photos?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Hey!! Why don't I get photos?

Not enough stoke?:question:

[CID_0687]

Not enough stoke?:question:
You sayin I ain't got skillz?

[jet]

You went there didn't you? :razz:

Have you forgotten me already? :wall:

[Frazzled]

Did you forget Jet?

[CID_0687]

How could I forget Jet?

[Frazzled]

Do you ever lose track of your women? :))

[CID_0687]

:)) We may have to buy an island so I can keep up with all of you. Isn't Cuba gonna be up for sale soon?

[Arya]

Bennie and the Jets?

[CID_0687]

Did you know she's got electric boots and a mohair suit?

[Arya]

Did you read that in a magazine?

[CID_0687]

Oh Candy and Ronny have you seen them yet?

[Arya]

But aren't they spaced out?

[Frazzled]

Are we using the real lyrics or the '27 Dresses' lyrics?

[CID_0687]

But aren't they spaced out?
You mean Bennie and the Jets?

[CID_0687]

What is 27 Dresses?

[Arya]

You mean Bennie and the Jets?

But they are weird and wonderful?

[melinda]

Hey!! Why don't I get photos?

Would you like to see them too?

[Arya]

What is 27 Dresses?

You've never seen a chick flick?

[CID_0687]

But they are weird and wonderful?
And Benny's really keen?

[CID_0687]

Would you like to see them too?
Should you have to ask?

[CID_0687]

You've never seen a chick flick?
Don't you know my wife makes me watch the Notebook, and a Walk to Remember, and Dirty Dancing at least twice a year? :mad:

[RayMan]

Will you drop me line when Truckin' by the Dead comes up?

(I will join in.)


What's that? Never? What do you mean never?

[CID_0687]

Are you livin on reds, Vitamin C, and cocaine?

[RayMan]

Don't you know my wife makes me watch the Notebook, and a Walk to Remember, and Dirty Dancing at least twice a year? :mad:

What's that Devo song?

Oh yeh, "Whip It." :angel:

[CID_0687]

What's that Devo song?

Oh yeh, "Whip It." :angel:
Hey now!! Don't you know I wear the pants in my family? But she does tell me what color they will be. :wall:

[Arya]

Don't you know my wife makes me watch the Notebook, and a Walk to Remember, and Dirty Dancing at least twice a year? :mad:

Don't you know how much that makes you an awesome hubby?

[Frazzled]

Hey now!! Don't you know I wear the pants in my family? But she does tell me what color they will be. :wall:

long pants?

[CID_0687]

Don't you know how much that makes you an awesome hubby?
Is that because she doesn't know that I'm hooked into my iPod with the earbuds?

[CID_0687]

long pants?
Don't you know the pants are long, but the leash is short?

[Arya]

Is that because she doesn't know that I'm hooked into my iPod with the earbuds?

Would it surprise you to know she prolly is aware?

[CID_0687]

Would it surprise you to know she prolly is aware?
So it's ok to be there only in body, and not in spirit?

[Frazzled]

Don't you know the pants are long, but the leash is short?

...but does the collar have spikes? ;)

[RayMan]

When I said "no more cats," how come my daughter hear "more cats?"

(She just walked in with a new kitten. I am so daughter whupped.)

[CID_0687]

...but does the collar have spikes? ;)
Maybe?? :))

[RayMan]

...but does the collar have spikes? ;)

You're one of those Vegas Mormons, right? ;)

[CID_0687]

When I said "no more cats," how come my daughter hear "more cats?"

(She just walked in with a new kitten. I am so daughter whupped.)
Do you know I understand, even though my daughters are much younger than your's?

Aren't dad's suppose to be tied around their daughter's finger?

[RayMan]

Do you know I understand, even though my daughters are much younger than your's?

Aren't dad's suppose to be tied around their daughter's finger?

Yes, but how come she never went through a "daddy's girl" phase?

(so unfair)

[Frazzled]

You're one of those Vegas Mormons, right? ;)

What are you tryin' to say? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_skeptisch-1.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_unknownauthor_lol.gif

[CID_0687]

Yes, but how come she never went through a "daddy's girl" phase?

(so unfair)
Can't say I've had that problem. Did you know both of my daughters are convinced I'm a superhero? :mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Did you know I can't see any of Frazzled's good smilies tonight?

[Frazzled]

You realize that's because of the Spidey costume you wear around, right? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/spidey_caught.gif

[Frazzled]

Did you know I can't see any of Frazzled's good smilies tonight?

Really?

[RayMan]

Can't say I've had that problem. Did you know both of my daughters are convinced I'm a superhero? :mrgreen:

How long you think you can milk that?

[CID_0687]

Really?
Why do you think I'm not getting your jokes? Don't you know I need visuals? :doh:

[CID_0687]

How long you think you can milk that?
Don't you know I'm hoping for atleast another 12-14 years? Then they'll probably start milkin me.

[RayMan]

Why do you think I'm not getting your jokes? Don't you know I need visuals? :doh:


Did you try turning on your monitor, Drew?

[RayMan]

Don't you know I'm hoping for atleast another 12-14 years? Then they'll probably start milkin me.

Hey, let me know if your's get less expensive as they get older, ok?

[CID_0687]

Is there anyway that could be possible? Don't you know I have twins and that means two of EVERYTHING at the same time!!!???

[RayMan]

Is there anyway that could be possible? Don't you know I have twins and that means two of EVERYTHING at the same time!!!???

What if they marry twins? Big double wedding.

(As the old Bluegrass song has it, You might not be broke, but you will be badly bent.)

[CID_0687]

What if they marry twins? Big double wedding.

(As the old Bluegrass song has it, You might not be broke, but you will be badly bent.)
Isn't that when I give 'em $100 a piece and send 'em to the courthouse?

[RayMan]

Isn't that when I give 'em $100 a piece and send 'em to the courthouse?

So you WANT a divorce?

[CID_0687]

Depends, is that better than being homeless, since we'll have to fold on our mortgage?

[RayMan]

Depends, is that better than being homeless, since we'll have to fold on our mortgage?

After you melt the paste off are you able to sell the plywood? :D

[CID_0687]

After you melt the paste off are you able to sell the plywood? :D
You think I could sell it to the neighbor so he could finally get that doublewide he's always dreamed of?

[RayMan]

You think I could sell it to the neighbor so he could finally get that doublewide he's always dreamed of?

Can I suggest waitin' til after Hurricane Season?

[CID_0687]

You know you just reminded me of a Jimmy Buffett song?

[free2B]

You've never seen a chick flick?

I must of missed that one:surprised didja ever see a rude dude:arrow:

[bayoubill]

I must of missed that one:surprised didja ever see a rude dude:arrow:

WP's full of'em, doncha think?

[free2B]

ok bayou wut's wp?

[bayoubill]

Washington Politics forum...

[free2B]

hop on bayou! a magic carpet ride?

[bayoubill]

hop on bayou! a magic carpet ride?


found this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=046RYhF00a0

[free2B]

found this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=046RYhF00a0

awesome bayou are you in the back seat? hang on tight;)

[bayoubill]

awesome bayou are you in the back seat? hang on tight;)


I wish!

Probably woulda hadta change my pants afterwards, though. :))


Continuing with the The Never-Ending Question Game,

where you from?

[free2B]

I'm from NY but live in NC

How about you bayou? as if I couldn't guess

[bayoubill]

South Louisiana.

What's a yankee like you doin' in NC?

[free2B]

mom grew up on a farm in NC then moved to NY

I moved down here several years after my mom and brother did

[bayoubill]

mom grew up on a farm in NC then moved to NY

I moved down here several years after my mom and brother did


You forgot to ask a question...


Why did free forget to ask a question?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Could it be the name and attitude go hand in hand?

[Dreamy]

Does his name and attitude match?

[CID_0687]

Is someone in need of an attitude adjustment?

[free2B]

doesn't it depend on your attitude sal?

[CID_0687]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/andrewinsuresal/23_33_11.gif

[free2B]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/andrewinsuresal/23_33_11.gif

can you fill my tank?

[CID_0687]

can you fill my tank?
You think I would charge less than Big Oil?

[free2B]

You think I would charge less than Big Oil?

your gas just costs a big burrito, theirs takes a big rig! are you chargeing for the effort or the food?

[CID_0687]

How many gallons does your tank hold?

[free2B]

How many gallons does your tank hold?

I'm sure you have the capacity:eh:

[CID_0687]

Don't you think I need to know how many pots of beans I'll need to eat?

And what exactly to you mean by you're sure I have the capacity?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Anybody else have post holiday blues?

[RayMan]

I have been placing inane posts in every thread I can find, am I catching up to Drew yet?

[CID_0687]

I have been placing inane posts in every thread I can find, am I catching up to Drew yet?
Ray, do you think you can get those last 52 posts before the close of business today?

[RayMan]

Ray, do you think you can get those last 52 posts before the close of business today?


Using PST?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Ray may I suggest "three words only" =156 words?

[CID_0687]

Using PST?
You live on the west coast right? Why use anything else?

[RayMan]

Ray may I suggest "three words only" =156 words.


Ya think that's a good idea?

(one more down!)

[DarthBush]

Ya think that's a good idea?

(one more down!)


I'm not sure. what do you think?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Have you seen me post anything resembling a goood idea?

[CID_0687]

Ray if I quit posting how will I ever become a Great American?

[Dreamy]

Anybody else have post holiday blues?


Looking for a cure?

[RayMan]

Posting make one a Great American?

[CID_0687]

Posting make one a Great American?
Isn't that what the mods said?

[RayMan]

Mods? What are these mods you speak of?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I've asked that exact question?

:::looks over shoulder and runs out the door:::

[VA-165 Boomer]

Looking for a cure?

What did you have in mind?:rolleyes:

[Dreamy]

What did you have in mind?:rolleyes:

Do I look like I have the cure?

[RayMan]

Can someone think up a question for me?

[Dreamy]

Do you have all the answers?

[CID_0687]

Do I look like I have the cure?
You mean you're not the cure?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Do I look like I have the cure?

(checks reference material) Yes. Yes ,:dance:you do look like you are the cure!:dance:

[RayMan]

Will I break 5K before lunch hour is over?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Is it possible the cure may kill me?

[RayMan]

How about just mostly dead?

[CID_0687]

How is one just mostly dead?

[RayMan]

You the only person on Hannity.com that never watched The Princess Bride?

[CID_0687]

Was that the one with Andre the Giant?

[RayMan]

How'd you guess?

[CID_0687]

Don't you know I've seen the movie I just didn't catch the reference?

[Frazzled]

So if I gave you a homework assignment of watching The Princess Bride this weekend, would you do it?

[CID_0687]

Don't you know I already have enough homework? Why would you torture me that way? :((

[Frazzled]

Don't you know I already have enough homework? Why would you torture me that way? :((

"Get some rest — if you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything."...right?



:doh: oh wait, that was a Princess Bride reference..........;)

[FranklySpeaking]

Why do birds suddenly appear whenever he is near ?

[CID_0687]

Do they long to be close to me?

[melinda]

Doesn't everyone?
at least everyone on "the list"....:))

[CID_0687]

Don't you know that's what I like to believe? :))

[melinda]

Do you live in your own little world?

[CID_0687]

Don't we all? Where's the fun in reality?

[Dreamy]

Have you checked out my place in the real world?

[CID_0687]

hmmm...How do I get there?

[Dreamy]

Do you have GPS?

[CID_0687]

Do you have DSL?

[Dreamy]

Would my DSL help you with directions to fun?

[CID_0687]

Dunno, what's your definition of fun?

[jet]

Does it matter whose definition you get?

[CID_0687]

What fun for one may not be fun for all, is that it jet?

[jet]

Did you know that's very true and perhaps you are looking for specific fun?

[Frazzled]

What fun for one may not be fun for all, is that it jet?


:eh: aren't you the guy with the hog jowl in his pocket? :))

[CID_0687]

What kind of fun do you think that would be?

[jet]

What is a hog jowl?

[Dreamy]

Dunno, what's your definition of fun?

Must you define fun or can you simply experience it?

[CID_0687]

What is a hog jowl?
You're kidding right?

[Dreamy]

:eh: aren't you the guy with the hog jowl in his pocket? :))

How could that kind of guy not be having fun?


:))

[CID_0687]

Must you define fun or can you simply experience it?
Wouldn't some find it fun to define it?

[Frazzled]

Define it, or just list the rules?

[CID_0687]

Fun has rules?

[Frazzled]

you didn't want to get into any felonies did you?

[Dreamy]

Should you take your fun to town?

[jet]

you didn't want to get into any felonies did you?

Did you know I heard something interesting about your governor today? But it did not involve a felony.

[Frazzled]

Did you like the part about how the governor and his wife are seperating and she kicked him out of the governors mansion?

[jet]

Did you like the part about how the governor and his wife are seperating and she kicked him out of the governors mansion?

:)) Is she really innocent?

[CID_0687]

Is anyone innocent?

[RayMan]

Me? :hug:

[jet]

Was that will you give me a hug :hug: ?

[RayMan]

Wasn't it Fraz who got kicked out the mansion?

That's what Drew has been saying.

[RayMan]

Was that will you give me a hug :hug: ?

That's a lovely thought and I appreicate the hug ever so much but I was answering the question Is anybody innocent?, with a question.

Me?

[CID_0687]

Me? :hug:
Don't you know I have evidence that states otherwise?

[RayMan]

Don't you know I have evidence that states otherwise?


You got nothin' cowboy.:hand:

Wanna show your hand?

(That's a witty poker reference, in case you were wondering.)

[jet]

Don't you have to know when to hold em? Know when to fold em?

[CID_0687]

You got nothin' cowboy.:hand:

Wanna show your hand?

(That's a witty poker reference, in case you were wondering.)
Are you insinuating that I know nothing of poker? :mad:

[RayMan]

Are you insinuating that I know nothing of poker? :mad:


What's a Dead's mans hand? And no google!

[jet]

I have no idea....a hand that is most likely going to lose? Does it deal with specific cards?

[CID_0687]

What's a Dead's mans hand? And no google!
Are we speaking of Aces and Eights, Wild Ray Hiccup?

(and no I didn't google)

[jet]

Is this an exclusive thread now, :))

[Dreamy]

What's a Dead's mans hand? And no google!

Who let's a dead man's hand touch them?

[RayMan]

You wouldn't leave me here alone with Drew would you?
:hand:

[RayMan]

Who let's a dead man's hand touch them?

Is that some sort of necro lline?

'Cuz that would really creep me out.

[CID_0687]

Did Ray just pounce upon my feelings? :(

:razz:

[RayMan]

Are we speaking of Aces and Eights, Wild Ray Hiccup?

(and no I didn't google)

Saw the movie "Tombstone," eh?

[CID_0687]

Saw the movie "Tombstone," eh?
Who hasn't?

I'll be your huckleberry.

[jet]

Did you know I think it's time to back out of this thread? :))

[Frazzled]

Who hasn't?

I'll be your huckleberry.

You will?

[CID_0687]

What for Jet? You don't know any of the lines from Tombstone?

[CID_0687]

You will?
What's in this for me?

[Frazzled]

What for Jet? You don't know any of the lines from Tombstone?

:)) then isn't it "I'm your Huckleberry"..? ;)

[Dreamy]

Is that some sort of necro lline?

'Cuz that would really creep me out.

Are there any dead men with hands on this thread?

[jet]

Sometimes one just has to be a spectator in the game of life :))

[CID_0687]

:)) then isn't it "I'm your Huckleberry"..? ;)
Don't you remember Val Kilmer said that line twice and two different ways? :rolleyes:

[melinda]

Isn't "tombstone" a pizza?

[Frazzled]

....are you telling me I need to go watch it again? :dance:

[CID_0687]

Isn't "tombstone" a pizza?
Do you know I'm gonna let that slide, because it's you?

[melinda]

Do you know I'm gonna let that slide, because it's you?

am I special? :cool:

[jet]

Is it getting slippery in here?

[CID_0687]

am I special? :cool:
You still haven't animated your avie?

[CID_0687]

....are you telling me I need to go watch it again? :dance:
Will you let me know when you do, I love that movie?