The Never-Ending Question Game

[jet]

Aren't we as old or as young as we feel?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Isn't older just a state of mind?

Is it "you're as young as you feel" or "you're as young as the women you feel"?

[Frazzled]

But doesn't DB dance to the beat of a different drummer?

[Frazzled]

Is it "you're as young as you feel" or "you're as young as the women you feel"?

Hmmm...feeling frisky this morning?

[myboyzdad]

What's that line about teenage girls?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Hmmm...feeling frisky this morning?

Have I met Frisky?

[jet]

Do you know that some people just require a lot of attention to thrive in this life?

[Frazzled]

Have I met Frisky?

You've already forgotten?

[rosiegirl]

Is Frazzled , frazzled??

[RayMan]

Forgotten what?

[rosiegirl]

Do you know that some people just require a lot of attention to thrive in this life?

are they attention seekers???? :)

[Frazzled]

Is Frazzled , frazzled??

Huh? What?

[VA-165 Boomer]

What's that line about teenage girls?

You mean the one about ending up under the jail instead of in the jail?

[myboyzdad]

Wasn't I thinking 17 will get you 20?

[rosiegirl]

Huh? What?

Nothing....I just like the screen name and avatar you've got!

[Frazzled]

Nothing....I just like the screen name and avatar you've got!

Thanks - couldn't you tell that was my "frazzled" voice?

[VA-165 Boomer]

You've already forgotten?

You mean like so many ladies so little time?

[rosiegirl]

Why is VA crying???

[Frazzled]

Why is VA crying???

How many Days without Dreamy now, Boomer? Four?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Why is VA crying???

Four long miserable days and you are just now noticing?:frown:

[MacGalla]

How long is this thread, anyways?

[jet]

Four long miserable days and you are just now noticing?:frown:

Isn't she just on vacation?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Isn't she just on vacation?

Do you have any info?

[jet]

Do you have any info?

Did you check her profile? Did you see the sign?

[CID_0687]

Why do we always have to clean up other people's messes?

[myboyzdad]

What mess?

[jet]

Are we back to pooh in the drawers???? :D

[myboyzdad]

Did you know I had a room mate in college who had that problem?

[Frazzled]

Did someone make a mess?

[jet]

Did you know my hair is just a mess ? Can we make this all about me? :))

JUST KIDDING!

[Frazzled]

Did you just wake up?

[jet]

Did you know I had a room mate in college who had that problem?

Do you know I think that stinks?

[myboyzdad]

Does anyone like bed head?

[jet]

Did you just wake up?

Would you believe no? Would you believe I am just really lazy since I am off today?

[CID_0687]

Did someone make a mess?
Did I mention the agent in the next town over got fired, and we've been having to handle his clients?

Did I tell you that he was writing insurance on houses made of plywood and paste?

[myboyzdad]

How much does a plywood and paste house cost?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't it depend on the square feet?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Would a plywood and paste house stand up to the Big Bad Wolf?

[Frazzled]

A plywood and paste house? In a place where it rains? That really can't be good, right?

[CID_0687]

A plywood and paste house? In a place where it rains? That really can't be good, right?
Would you believe they think that their tin roof will protect them?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Would you believe they think that their tin roof will protect them?

Isn't tin roof a flavor of icecream?

[RayMan]

Drew,
Was that plywood and pasta?

[CID_0687]

Drew,
Was that plywood and pasta?
It would probably have about the same consistency wouldn't it?

[RayMan]

It would probably have about the same consistency wouldn't it?

I don't know. Ever forget about spaghetti that stuck to the wall after you threw it there to see if it was done? Come back a month later and try to clean that off. It has incredible adhesive qualities.

Did I forget to make this a question?

[CID_0687]

I don't know. Ever forget about spaghetti that stuck to the wall after you threw it there to see if it was done? Come back a month later and try to clean that off. It has incredible adhesive qualities.

Did I forget to make this a question?
Yeah, how long is it adhesive after it gets wet again?

[Frazzled]

So, you're telling us to think about this harder?

[Frazzled]

....okay, so the insurance guy - isn't that considered fraud?

[CID_0687]

Now you're catching on...Did I mention the Alabama insurance commissioner has this guy under investigation?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Aaaah! Blueberry concrete. Is there anything better than frozen custard?

[jet]

Boomer...did you find your answer?

[jet]

Now you're catching on...Did I mention the Alabama insurance commissioner has this guy under investigation?

Do you get any money for fixing his messes?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Boomer...did you find your answer?

No but how could anything beat blueberry concrete?

[jet]

No but how could anything beat blueberry concrete?


Regular concrete?

[myboyzdad]

Does anyone else like Jamoca Almond Fudge?

[melinda]

No but how could anything beat blueberry concrete?

What is blueberry concrete?

[CID_0687]

Do you get any money for fixing his messes?
Would I complain about it so much if I was getting paid?

[jet]

DId you know I love ice cream? And I love blueberry milkshakes from Coldstone? How's that for tying together the last two questions?

[VA-165 Boomer]

What is blueberry concrete?

Blueberries crushed and mixed in vanilla frozen custard sound good to you?

[Frazzled]

Do you know what it happening outside?

[CID_0687]

What's happening Fraz?

[jet]

Would I complain about it so much if I was getting paid?

Don't you know some people may just like to complain? :mrgreen:

[myboyzdad]

Doesn't it look to be a golf tournament?

[melinda]

What's happening Fraz?

+1

[melinda]

Blueberries crushed and mixed in vanilla frozen custard sound good to you?

What could be better?

[Frazzled]

What does it mean when there is water dripping from big gray clouds?

[CID_0687]

Don't you know some people may just like to complain? :mrgreen:
Are you sayin I'm one of those people?:mad:

[jet]

Did you know it's hard to keep up with so many questions?? And did you know that with 8 days left in the month we have already spent $423.55 on gas?????

[CID_0687]

What does it mean when there is water dripping from big gray clouds?
Does that mean it's raining at your house like it's raining at mine?

[jet]

Are you sayin I'm one of those people?:mad:

Can you please show me where I said that? Did you know pigs squeal when they get poked? ;)

[jet]

What does it mean when there is water dripping from big gray clouds?

Does this mean you have to watch out for flash floods?

[myboyzdad]

Did you know it's not raining here yet but many tornadoes in the state?

[VA-165 Boomer]

What could be better?

Thats what I asked wasn't it ?:rolleyes:

[CID_0687]

Can you please show me where I said that? Did you know pigs squeal when they get poked? ;)
What if I can't find where you said that?

[melinda]

What does it mean when there is water dripping from big gray clouds?

Is the world about to end? :eek:

[melinda]

Thats what I asked wasn't it ?:rolleyes:

Am I frustrating? :)

[VA-165 Boomer]

Is the sky falling?

[myboyzdad]

Did you know this is my 2,500th post?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Am I frustrating? :)

How much time do you have?

[Frazzled]

It could be any one of those things, it's just, you know....weird?

[Frazzled]

Did you know this is my 2,500th post?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/fiesta.gif

[CID_0687]

Did I mention that I was able to come home early today and spend time with my kids? :dance:

Did I also mention this is the first day this week I got home before 7?

[myboyzdad]

Are those maraccas?

[jet]

May I offer congratulations to the only non addict amongst us, MBD :clap:

[jet]

Did I mention that I was able to come home early today and spend time with my kids? :dance:

Did I also mention this is the first day this week I got home before 7?

I think that is awesome.....don't ya know??? ;)

[VA-165 Boomer]

Are those maraccas?

Do you see anything else shaking?

[myboyzdad]

What else could Frazzled be shaking?

[jet]

What else could Frazzled be shaking?

Are you purposefully ignoring me???

[RayMan]

Who's ignoring you? Is it Andrew?

[CID_0687]

What else could Frazzled be shaking?
Should I keep my comments to myself?

[myboyzdad]

Did I ignore you? Would you accept my apology?

[jet]

Who's ignoring you? Is it Andrew?

Not at all...why are you incognito?

[myboyzdad]

Should I keep my comments to myself?

What comments?

[CID_0687]

Did you know Ray is bugging me with his Marvin the Martian abduction...I can't tell when he's online?

How am I suppose to keep track of him?

[jet]

Did I ignore you? Would you accept my apology?

:) Did you know I would accept most anything from you?

[CID_0687]

What would you not accept?

[jet]

What would you not accept?

Did you know I told you I would have to kill you? Did you know it's top secret classified, area 51 stuff?

[myboyzdad]

Are you saying I'm an alien? :))

[jet]

Did you know Ray is bugging me with his Marvin the Martian abduction...I can't tell when he's online?

How am I suppose to keep track of him?

Did you know being invisible bothers me too? People say they can see right through me :mrgreen:

[jet]

Are you saying I'm an alien? :))

Wouldn't that be bad?

[CID_0687]

Don't you think you would have trouble finding your zipper if you were invisible?

[jet]

Would zippers be necessary if one is invisible?

[RayMan]

Not at all...why are you incognito?

Aren't I in-Vallejo?

(just givin' someone the slip for awhile.)

[CID_0687]

Would zippers be necessary if one is invisible?
What if there was a draft?

[CID_0687]

Aren't I in-Vallejo?

(just givin' someone the slip for awhile.)
Did you make someone angry again?

[jet]

What if there was a draft?

Would the clothes be invisible too?

[jet]

Aren't I in-Vallejo?

(just givin' someone the slip for awhile.)

I don't know...are you? You have a long commute to work....

Is Andrew being that much of a bother for you to have to give him the slip? ;)

[Frazzled]

Did you know I told you I would have to kill you? Did you know it's top secret classified, area 51 stuff?

Really? How come I don't see you on the bus in the mornings?

[jet]

Really? How come I don't see you on the bus in the mornings?

Did you know that you are not on the true bus?

[Frazzled]

Am I working for a Area 51 shadow organization? Have I been dupped?

[jet]

Have you hear of area 7 squared and add 2?

[CID_0687]

Would the clothes be invisible too?
Even if you were invisible, wouldn't you feel weird in public with no clothes?

[Frazzled]

Have you hear of area 7 squared and add 2?


....do they have a better health plan?

[jet]

Even if you were invisible, wouldn't you feel weird in public with no clothes?

If nobody could see me, what difference would it make?

[jet]

....do they have a better health plan?

Did you do the math?

[Frazzled]

Earth Math or Area 51 Math?

[RayMan]

Did you make someone angry again?

Who, me? :silenced:

[jet]

Earth Math or Area 51 Math?

Where are you? Do that math....ya know?

[Frazzled]

Who, me? :silenced:

Wait - back the train up.......Ray's on the lam?

[RayMan]

I don't know...are you? You have a long commute to work....

Is Andrew being that much of a bother for you to have to give him the slip? ;)

Naw. Drew's a fungi, you know?

[CID_0687]

Has Ray returned from the beyond?

[RayMan]

Did you know they have the most amazing biscuits and gravy in the beyond?

(oh, and many other interesting things also.)

[CID_0687]

Did you know they have the most amazing biscuits and gravy in the beyond?

(oh, and many other interesting things also.)
What time is the train leavin' biscuits and gravy means I'm there?

[RayMan]

Did I mention the biscuits are large as a 3-layer cake and so light and flaky they try to float off your plate until you anchor them with skillet gravy so thick it barely flows and which has chunks of sausage in it the size of a hog jowl?

[Frazzled]

Do you realize that you had me.......right up until the chunky jowl sausage?

[CID_0687]

Did I mention the biscuits are large as a 3-layer cake and so light and flaky they try to float off your plate until you anchor them with skillet gravy so thick it barely flows and which has chunks of sausage in it the size of a hog jowl?
Then why am I wasting my time here?

[CID_0687]

Do you realize that you had me.......right up until the chunky jowl sausage?
Don't like sausage fraz?

[RayMan]

You're a slowpoke?

[Frazzled]

Don't like sausage fraz?

Can you believe I like my sausage finely crumbled.......?

[CID_0687]

You're a slowpoke?
Does the phrase I might be slow but I'm ahead of you mean anything to you?

[jet]

Can you believe I like my sausage finely crumbled.......?

Isn't it bacon that crumbles?

[CID_0687]

What does sausage do?

[RayMan]

Does the phrase I might be slow but I'm ahead of you mean anything to you?

Hey Drew, how's it goin' back there?

[CID_0687]

Hey Drew, how's it goin' back there?
Would you believe that you just think I'm way back there, but I'm on the lead lap about to pass you again?

[free2B]

What does sausage do?

are you talking about Patty or Link?

[RayMan]

are you talking about Patty or Link?

They were both on the Mod Squad right?

[free2B]

didn't they have an episode where the sausage got rolled?

[CID_0687]

Are we talking about Lance Alot Link?

[free2B]

are you linking lance with alot of sausage?

[CID_0687]

He is a bit of a ham isn't he?

[free2B]

He is a bit of a ham isn't he?

I was thinking more along the lines of ham-bone, is ham the right word?

[CID_0687]

Ham, hambone what does it matter, really?

[free2B]

would it be that the ham is edible and the ham-bone is throwable?

[george kaplan]

Do only hams throw out their ham bones?

[free2B]

could it be only ham-bones throw out their hams?

[melinda]

What??

[melinda]

How much time do you have?

It's gonna take that long? :mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Didn't you know it could take all night?

[melinda]

All night long?
Just a pinch between the cheek and gum?

[CID_0687]

All night long?
Just a pinch between the cheek and gum?
Do you get up early and you work all day? ;)

[melinda]

Do you get up early and you work all day? ;)

Did you know that is a great movie to watch only if you're drunk and especially if you are from Texas? :mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Are you from Texas?

[melinda]

Are you from Texas?

Isn't that obvious?

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=239317

[CID_0687]

:)) Did you know I've never been in that thread?

[melinda]

:)) Did you know I've never been in that thread?

so, you aren't a Texan? :))


did you know you can still visit anytime?
Texans are very friendly folk....:hug:

[FranklySpeaking]

Yeah .... but, can you believe how warm it is ?

[CID_0687]

Did you know my family is from Oklahoma?

Did you know we call Texas "BajaOklahoma"? :lol:

[melinda]

Did you know my family is from Oklahoma?

Did you know we call Texas "BajaOklahoma"? :lol:

Have you been to Texas?

[melinda]

Yeah .... but, can you believe how warm it is ?

Don't you love the heat?

[CID_0687]

Have you been to Texas?
Did you know I've been to San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas?

[CID_0687]

Did I forget to mention Texarkana?

[melinda]

Which did you like the most?
the least?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe San Antonio?

Could that be because I went during Cinco De Mayo and danced with many senoritas?

[melinda]

Would you believe San Antonio?

Could that be because I went during Cinco De Mayo and danced with many senoritas?

you enjoy dancing?
senoritas?
or both? :mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I enjoy dancing, and I enjoyED senoritas?

Don't you know I can't enjoy them anymore?

[CID_0687]

Do you think I should get to studying now?

[melinda]

Do you think I should get to studying now?

Should I get back to unpacking?

[Arya]

Should I get back to unpacking?

How much do you have left to unpack?

[Frazzled]

Should I get back to unpacking?

Did you bring anything fun back?

[melinda]

Did you bring anything fun back?

Did I go anywhere?

[melinda]

How much do you have left to unpack?

Is that a light at the end of that tunnel? :)

[CID_0687]

Do you know I've never been in a tunnel?

[Frazzled]

How is that possible?

[CID_0687]

I don't know, do subways count as tunnels?

[Frazzled]

:eek: You mean those tunnels that the trains run through? :))

[CID_0687]

Would you believe those are the only tunnels I've ever been in?

Did you know there are no subways in AL?

[Frazzled]

Would you believe those are the only tunnels I've ever been in?

Did you know there are no subways in AL?

You're kidding me? Alabama isn't big on mass transit?

[CID_0687]

Don't you know I'm serious? Would you believe the only mass transit we have are city buses? Did you know that where I live there are only 6 city buses and 25 taxis?

[Frazzled]

Don't you know I'm serious? Would you believe the only mass transit we have are city buses? Did you know that where I live there are only 6 city buses and 25 taxis?

Do you know I went to school in a town that had one part time taxi?

[RayMan]

You're kidding me? Alabama isn't big on mass transit?

Don't you need a lot of Catholics to have mass transit?

[Frazzled]

Don't you need a lot of Catholics to have mass transit?

...praying that the bus won't break down? :shifty:

[CID_0687]

Don't you need a lot of Catholics to have mass transit?
Is that for drive thru confession?

[CID_0687]

Do you know I went to school in a town that had one part time taxi?
Wow!! What was the population?

[Frazzled]

I think it was around 12,000, maybe?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe that we have two town here that merge to make about 35000?

[Frazzled]

And you have that many taxi's?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe there are a lot of lower income families that think it's cheaper to take a cab than by a car?

[rosiegirl]

Four long miserable days and you are just now noticing?:frown:

What am I supposed to notice?

[Frazzled]

Would you believe there are a lot of lower income families that think it's cheaper to take a cab than by a car?

Do you think it is?

[CID_0687]

In the short term yes, but in the long term no, don't ya think?

[Frazzled]

That's what I would think......but you know I don't like to jump to conclusions, right?

[CID_0687]

Is jumping the way you dance to conclusions?

[Frazzled]

doesn't dancing to a conclusion require some thought, rhythm, grace and skills?

[FranklySpeaking]

I dunno .... could you hum a few bars ?

[free2B]

What am I supposed to notice?

you are supposed to notice that you are being ignored and if you notice I guess you are not being ignored rosie:confused:

[free2B]

I dunno .... could you hum a few bars ?

do you mean heath bars?

[CID_0687]

Can you hum a heath bar? :eek:

[melinda]

do you mean heath bars?

Isn't that the best candy bar evah???? :drool:

[jet]

Isn't that the best candy bar evah???? :drool:

Did you know this is another reason I have a secret woman crush on you? ;)
Do you like heath bar ice cream, too?

[rosiegirl]

you are supposed to notice that you are being ignored and if you notice I guess you are not being ignored rosie:confused:

ha ha! I ignore myself most days!!!:)

Is it raining where you are?

[FranklySpeaking]

Wouldn't it be better if there were blue skies and cool breezes ?

[Frazzled]

Don't we have that today?

[CID_0687]

Did you know Im praying for a breeze right now?

[Frazzled]

Wouldn't you know, we are having a perfect weather day?

[CID_0687]

Wouldyou believe it's muggy here today?

[Frazzled]

Do you know you have my sympathy? ;)

[CID_0687]

Do you know I appreciate it?

[Frazzled]

...but at least it's green there, right?

[Arya]

Green as a bean?

[CID_0687]

Do you like green beans?

[Arya]

What about green peas?

[CID_0687]

Do you know my kids call green peas, Martian boogers?

[Frazzled]

Did they learn that from their daddy?

[CID_0687]

Would I teach them something so absurd? :shifty:

[Frazzled]

Was that a rhetorical question?

[CID_0687]

How would you define rhetoric?

[Frazzled]

Must it be defined?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't that depend on what your definition of is is?

[Frazzled]

Do you think that would change things?

[CID_0687]

Does it ever?

[Arya]

Does that mean that andrew's family eats Martian Boogerz?

[CID_0687]

That's not a problem is it?

[Arya]

Wouldn't it be if you were the booger?

[Frazzled]

Processed or organic?

[Arya]

:))


(oh yea, must make this a question somehow)

.......?

[CID_0687]

Don't you know you get all of your daily values out of processed martian boogers as well as the organic ones?

[Arya]

So I guess I can call you a big boogerhead, and be accurate?

[Frazzled]

Aren't you worried about the tracking devices in them?

[CID_0687]

Aren't you worried about the tracking devices in them?
So the martians will find my septic tank?

[CID_0687]

So I guess I can call you a big boogerhead, and be accurate?
Would you believe I've been called worse?

[Arya]

Would you believe I've been called worse?

You mean someone had the nerve to call you worse???

[CID_0687]

You mean someone had the nerve to call you worse???
Yeah, I know, right?

[Arya]

Yeah, I know, right?

Isn't that against the law or summthin?

[CID_0687]

which law was broken?

[CID_0687]

Did we lose Frazzled?

[Arya]

Does she know we want her back?

[CID_0687]

You think maybe I should tell her I still love her?

[Arya]

Shouldn't you say something since she isn't back yet?

[CID_0687]

Did you know I sent her a PM?

[Arya]

Did you scare her away?

[Frazzled]

Could that happen?

[Arya]

YAY! She's Back!

Oh cwap, has to be in a question.


....Yay? She's Back???

:))

[CID_0687]

Did you scare her away?
Think it was my love of the Beatles?

[Frazzled]

Don't you know I got called away for a gardening emergency?

[CID_0687]

Don't you hate it when you have to make your own fertilizer, in a flash? :shifty:

[Arya]

Doncha know that ain't an excuse??

[Arya]

Doncha know I was referring to Frazzled and not Andrew?

[Frazzled]

Don't you hate it when you have to make your own fertilizer, in a flash? :shifty:

Do you know that I am sure I don't know to what you are referring?

[CID_0687]

Would you be being fa-c-shuss? Did I spell that wrong?

[Arya]

Do you know that I am sure I don't know to what you are referring?

Would you belieeb me if I said I dont' belieeb you? :))

[jet]

Did everyone have a relaxing Memorial day? Did anyone do any memorializing?