The Never-Ending Question Game

[FranklySpeaking]

Does it matter ?

Can that Tiger play golf or can he play golf ?



oh no ... you said Tigger and not Tiger

[CID_0687]

Are we talking about a different Tigger now?

[jet]

Do you resemble any Winnie the Pooh critters?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Why does everyone call me Eeyore?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

And worse yet...why the hell am I still at work at 7:49 when I got here at 7am?

[jet]

And worse yet...why the hell am I still at work at 7:49 when I got here at 7am?

Did you know there is a 12 step group for that ;)

J/K!! Go home, dude!

[Frazzled]

Is there anything that doesn't have a 12 step program?

[jet]

Did you know recovery annonymous does not exist :razz:

[Frazzled]

Does recovery need anonymity?

[RayMan]

Have you heard of the 12-Step program for Compulsive Talkers?


(it's called On and On and On)

[melinda]

Do you think I need that?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Is it live, or is it Memorex?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Do you think I need that?

You can't always get what you want and if you try sometimes you find you get what you need, don't ya know?:mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Do you think I need that?
You want I should tell you what you need?

[jet]

You want I should tell you what you need?

Do you know what women want?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Do you know what women want?

Isn't that a trick question?

[Frazzled]

Would Jet try to trick you?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Would Jet try to trick you?

If I asked nicely would you?:mrgreen:

[Frazzled]

Can you ask nicely?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Can you ask nicely?

I thought I did don't you know?:rolleyes:

[Frazzled]

Would you really like to be tricked?

[jet]

Is it Halloween already?

[CID_0687]

What did I miss?

[Frazzled]

Is that a trick question? :mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Would I try to trick you?:shifty:

[jet]

Is someone turning tricks :naughty: ;)

[CID_0687]

Would that make me a cyber whore?

[Frazzled]

Would you treat me instead? ;)

[jet]

Do you have a paypal account?

[jet]

Would you treat me instead? ;)

*jet sneaks out of the thread discreetly and closes door behind her ;)

[Frazzled]

Do you have a paypal account?

:eek: Was that directed at Andrew? :))

[CID_0687]

Would you treat me instead? ;)
What? :eek:

[Frazzled]

*jet sneaks out of the thread discreetly and closes door behind her ;)


Wait :naughty: aren't you the one that brought up Halloween?

[jet]

:eek: Was that directed at Andrew? :))

Would you believe yes, yes it was :))

[jet]

Wait :naughty: aren't you the one that brought up Halloween?

Did you know I thought we were talking about Trick or Treating?

[CID_0687]

Do you have a paypal account?
Don't we all?

[jet]

Don't we all?

Would you like me to make a deposit?

[CID_0687]

Would you like me to make a deposit?
Does that mean Christmas is coming early this year?

[Frazzled]

Have you been good?

[jet]

Does that mean Christmas is coming early this year?

Did you know I am expecting something in return?

[CID_0687]

Have you been good?
Are you accusing me of being good? Do you know my wife doesn't even do that?

[CID_0687]

Did you know I am expecting something in return?
So what is it you're wanting?

[jet]

So what is it you're wanting?

Did you know I am a woman and I want it all?

[CID_0687]

Did you know I am a woman and I want it all?
Did you know Freddie Mercury said something along those same lines?

[Frazzled]

Are you accusing me of being good? Do you know my wife doesn't even do that?

:eek:


Is there a good way for me to respond to this? :whistle:

[jet]

Are we all behaving?

[CID_0687]

Is there ever a good way to respond?

[CID_0687]

Are we all behaving?
Where's the fun in that?

[jet]

Did you know someone once said when I'm good, I'm very good but when I'm bad, I'm even better?

[Frazzled]

Is behaving badly a wrong option? :shifty:

[jet]

Are men behaving badly?

[CID_0687]

Is behaving badly a wrong option? :shifty:
Has that ever stopped me?

[Frazzled]

Would we want to stop you?

[CID_0687]

Would we want to stop you?
I don't know, would you?

[Frazzled]

Aren't you more fun when you're misbehavin'?

[CID_0687]

Aren't you more fun when you're misbehavin'?
Do you know you're not the first person to tell me that?

[Frazzled]

So, it's a talent?

[jet]

Or is it a learned skill?

[CID_0687]

don't you know it's something I've worked very hard to master?

[Frazzled]

And hasn't all that hard work paid off?

[jet]

Have you heard of Master and Servant/ Is that the kind of master we are talking about?

[CID_0687]

Would I know how to have fun another way?

[jet]

And hasn't all that hard work paid off?

Did you just say what I think you said?

[Frazzled]

That's he's good at being bad?

[CID_0687]

What do you think she said?

[jet]

What does bad mean?

[Frazzled]

What does bad mean?

Is that a trick question?


:)) :))

[CID_0687]

You want the definition?

[jet]

Did you know I need a visual?

[CID_0687]

Can we post those here?

[jet]

Did you know you have my permission?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Is behaving badly a wrong option? :shifty:

I don't think it is in Vegas, what do you think?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Would you like me to make a deposit?

Isn't that the guys line?:rolleyes:

[melinda]

Isn't that the guys line?:rolleyes:

Could you please explain this to me? :confused:

[melinda]

Why does Boom delete so often?

[Frazzled]

Do you think you make him nervous?

[jet]

Don't most men get nervous around such lovely women?

[melinda]

Are we all lovely, or are we just strong and confident?

[CID_0687]

Did I hear something about lovely women?

[melinda]

Did I hear something about lovely women?

Did you leave out strong and confident on purpose or on accident? :mrgreen:

[jet]

Did you know that we can all have a semblence of strong if we don't shower?

[CID_0687]

Melinda, did you know I feel confident when I look at your sig pic?

[jet]

Does Andrew have a thing for the ocean?

[CID_0687]

Don't you know I'd be there everyday if I could? Do you know that five hour drive is murder though?

[jet]

Have you thought about moving?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't that require change, did I mention I'm not a big fan of that?

[melinda]

Are you a creature of habit?

[CID_0687]

Are you a creature of habit?
Isn't that how it should be?

[jet]

Did you know change is good?

[CID_0687]

Don't you know it depends on the type of change?

[jet]

Do you at least change your underwear daily?

[CID_0687]

ummmm....atleast every other day???

[rosiegirl]

Are strangers lurking in the shadows?

[Frazzled]

Is that a dirty underwear reference? :eek:

[CID_0687]

Are strangers lurking in the shadows?
in my underwear drawer?

[rosiegirl]

in my underwear drawer?

Do you put your drawers in the drawer?

[jet]

Do you have many colors of drawers or just white?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I only own one pair that is white, the rest are black, blue, grey, and burgundy?

[CID_0687]

Is this an awkward conversation?

[rosiegirl]

Would you believe I only own one pair that is white, the rest are black, blue, grey, and burgundy?

er, burgundy??

[CID_0687]

What can I say, they were a gift from the Mrs.?

[rosiegirl]

What can I say, they were a gift from the Mrs.?

Then, by all means, you should hide them in the BACK of the drawer!!!!

[CID_0687]

I never said I wore them, did I?

[rosiegirl]

Should I start the grill now or talk about drawers~ in a drawer~ that are burgundy??

[CID_0687]

What's for supper?

[rosiegirl]

I never said I wore them, did I?

...........Andrew rushes to the drawer to hide the burgundy drawers......

[rosiegirl]

What's for supper?

Crappy hamburgers!
The lazy woman's perfect meal to make.

[CID_0687]

...........Andrew rushes to the drawer to hide the burgundy drawers......:)) Would you believe I wear the pair with the smilies on them more than the burgundy pair?

[jet]

Would you believe Mr. Jet ows a pair of Scooby doo boxers that I bought him? And do you know he does not wear them :((

[melinda]

how did we get onto the subject of men's underwear? :))

[DarthBush]

you think maybe some people our sexually frustrated?

[jet]

You think some people have a death wish?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe Mr. Jet ows a pair of Scooby doo boxers that I bought him? And do you know he does not wear them :((
Do you know I've got a pair of Pooh boxers that I'll wear sometimes and the kids will laugh and say "Eeew Daddy has pooh on his underwear."?

[jet]

Do you know I've got a pair of Pooh boxers that I'll wear sometimes and the kids will laugh and say "Eeew Daddy has pooh on his underwear."?

Aren't kids the most precious?

[melinda]

Do you know I've got a pair of Pooh boxers that I'll wear sometimes and the kids will laugh and say "Eeew Daddy has pooh on his underwear."?

:)) :)) :))
do you enjoy pooh on your underwear?

[Frazzled]

Does he have the matching Pajamas and slippers?

[CID_0687]

:)) :)) :))
do you enjoy pooh on your underwear?
Would you believe it gives me that "not so fresh" feeling?

[jet]

Did you know my favorite pair of slippers were winnie the pooh? And did you know my dog ate them and than yacked up pooh all over the carpet by the sliding glass door? :rolleyes:

[CID_0687]

So your saying you let the dog pooh on the floor?

[jet]

Would you believe my dog only did that once, pooh on the floor? But she has yacked on the floor numerous times :neutral:
And did you know she destroyed 8 pairs of shoes as when we first got her?

[RayMan]

Did you know our dog has eaten three couches?

(Glad they were all old ones.)

[jet]

Did you know our dog has eaten three couches?

(Glad they were all old ones.)

Is your dog a lab?

[CID_0687]

Did you know I had a dog once that ate the diapers out of our trash?

[rosiegirl]

you think maybe some people our sexually frustrated?

Do you think ...... you meant to say..... are..... or our .......or both??

[jet]

Did you know I had a dog once that ate the diapers out of our trash?

Did you know that is very common? Did you know even Proverbs says something like as a dog returns to his vomit so does a fool to his folly?

[rosiegirl]

Did you know I had a dog once that ate the diapers out of our trash?


Cloth or disposable??

[rosiegirl]

Did you know that is very common? Did you know even Proverbs says something like as a dog returns to his vomit so does a fool to his folly?

You can't be serious??!!
:)):))

[jet]

You can't be serious??!!
:)):))

I know my bible ;)

[CID_0687]

Cloth or disposable??
Why throw away cloth diapers? Then again, why buy cloth diapers? Don't you know there's enough **** I have to clean up, besides that?

[rosiegirl]

I know my bible ;)

I know you do!!

[jet]

Why throw away cloth diapers? Then again, why buy cloth diapers? Don't you know there's enough **** I have to clean up, besides that?

Do you wear boots?

[CID_0687]

I know you do!!
Did we forget that the answer must be in the form of a question?

[rosiegirl]

Why throw away cloth diapers? Then again, why buy cloth diapers? Don't you know there's enough **** I have to clean up, besides that?

:eh::eh:Rosie wasn't thinking! You're so right.

So, were they Pampers or that off brand that leaks??

[jet]

I know you do!!

:D :hug:

And I got it wrong, it's actually As a dog returns to his own vomit,
So a fool repeats his folly. Prov 26:11

[rosiegirl]

Did we forget that the answer must be in the form of a question?


Are we talking 3rd person again??

[CID_0687]

Do you wear boots?
You mean like all the time, or when I'm doing yard work?

[rosiegirl]

:D :hug:

And I got it wrong, it's actually As a dog returns to his own vomit,
So a fool repeats his folly. Prov 26:11


That's insane!

(?) mark inserted to entertain Andrew.......

[jet]

You mean like all the time, or when I'm doing yard work?

When pickin up pooh...did you know that is what I meant?

[CID_0687]

That's insane!

(?) mark inserted to entertain Andrew.......
Did you know I love entertainment?

[Frazzled]

When pickin up pooh...did you know that is what I meant?

there's enough to require boots?

[rosiegirl]

Did you know I love entertainment?

No, I didn't know that.
Did you know I love to run?

[Frazzled]

Did you know I love entertainment?

No? Really?

[CID_0687]

there's enough to require boots?
Would you believe at times I'm up to my ears in it?

[jet]

Isn't there always enough to require boots?

[CID_0687]

No? Really?
Is that sarcasm I smell brewing? ;)

[Frazzled]

Would you believe at times I'm up to my ears in it?

Is this the situation at work or home? ;)

[CID_0687]

Isn't there always enough to require boots?
And coveralls?

[jet]

Have you ever been homeless?

[DarthBush]

How would define being homeless?

[CID_0687]

Have you ever been homeless?
Would you believe I was once?

[RayMan]

I know my bible ;)

How do I express "yes you do" as a question?
(never mind)


Pro 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

[jet]

How would define being homeless?

For me, I believe it would mean being without a place to call home or without a dwelling to sleep in at night (does this make sense?)

[jet]

How do I express "yes you do" as a question?
(never mind)


Pro 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

Did you know I love the bible? And believe it to be THE TRUTH?

[jet]

Would you believe I was once?

Would you mind sharing that story sometime?

[RayMan]

Did you know I love the bible? And believe it to be THE TRUTH?

Can you hum a few bars?

(Remember this from Sunday Schoo? "The B-I-B-L-E yes that's the book for me. I stand alone on the Word of God, the B-I-B-L-E.""

[jet]

Can you hum a few bars?

(Remember this from Sunday Schoo? "The B-I-B-L-E yes that's the book for me. I stand alone on the Word of God, the B-I-B-L-E.""

Did you know I know that one? And This little light of mine? ;)

[CID_0687]

Do you know I'd be happy to? I'm always ready and willing to share my testimony.

Anyone else wanna hear it? I'll send you a PM.

Let me know, but I've gotta get home now...I'll try to get back on later and do that.

Whoops forgot to quote jet's post about me being homeless.

[jet]

Do you know I'd be happy to? I'm always ready and willing to share my testimony.

Anyone else wanna hear it? I'll send you a PM.

Let me know, but I've gotta get home now...I'll try to get back on later and do that.

Whoops forgot to quote jet's post about me being homeless.

Would you know I got it? I would love to hear it so send away when you have time :D

[DarthBush]

Did you know God is a lie?

[jet]

Why do you say that?

[DarthBush]

We're tenants of the World. God is an absentee landlord...
A loving God would never abandon his child, right?

[jet]

Are you defining God by your definition of love or His?

[DarthBush]

Are you defining God by your definition of love or His?


‘By this everyone will know that you are my disciples,
if you have love one for another’
Joel 2:23-32 & Luke 18:9-14


Loving your brother would include your actions towards your brother..

is it too much to ask God to do the same?

[jet]

Did you know John 15:13 states Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends. and that is precisely what Christ did for us?

[DarthBush]

Did you know John 15:13 states Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends. and that is precisely what Christ did for us?


What good is that if promises made never materialize?

[jet]

‘By this everyone will know that you are my disciples,
if you have love one for another’
Joel 2:23-32 & Luke 18:9-14


Loving your brother would include your actions towards your brother..

is it too much to ask God to do the same?

Do you think God is our brother or our Father?
Did you know sometimes it's hard for a brother or sister to convey a true Christ like love? :(

[jet]

What good is that if promises made never materials?

Did you know I believe it did when Christ died on the cross for us?

[DarthBush]

Did you know I believe it did when Christ died on the cross for us?

What if I told you your beliefs are product of lonely, scared Beings who find comfort in believing there is more to this life than this?

[DarthBush]

Do you think God is our brother or our Father?
Did you know sometimes it's hard for a brother or sister to convey a true Christ like love? :(


God is a boy with a large magnifying glass and I'm an ant in his hands. Does this bother you?

[jet]

What if I told you your beliefs are product of lonely, scared Beings who find comfort in believing there is more to this life than this?

Can you prove that?

[jet]

God is a boy with a large magnifying glass and I'm an ant in his hands. Does this bother you?

Do you feel like God is burning you and no, it doesn't bother me as did you know you are just sharing your opinion on the subject of God?

[DarthBush]

Can you prove that?

Can you prove I'm wrong?

[jet]

Did you know one of the saddest things in life is having the number next to unread private messages = 0? :(

[jet]

Can you prove I'm wrong?

How strongly do you believe that God is a boy with a magnifiying glass and you are just an ant?

[Frazzled]

Hey Jet, do you need a PM? :mrgreen:

[jet]

Hey Jet, do you need a PM? :mrgreen:

Did you know I always need attention? :mrgreen: ;)

[Frazzled]

What do you think it means that DB perceives himself as an ant?

[jet]

Did you know I have no idea? Did you know ants are very strong? and highly organized?

[RayMan]

What do you think it means that DB perceives himself as an ant?

Maybe his helmet (avatar) skews his self-perception?

[jet]

Rayman...did you know I could have used you in here earlier????

[RayMan]

What up? Fraz gettin' cranky?

[jet]

Oh goodness, no. DId you know I need your bible expertise as DB was getting really deep?

[Frazzled]

What up? Fraz gettin' cranky?

Who? Me? Cranky?

[RayMan]

Oh goodness, no. DId you know I need your bible expertise as DB was getting really deep?

Did you know it's his birthday?


"Happy Birthday DB!"

[RayMan]

Who? Me? Cranky?

What was I thinkin'?

[jet]

Did you know it's his birthday?


"Happy Birthday DB!"

Do you really believe that?

[RayMan]

Do you really believe that?

It must be true. It couldn't be on the Internet if it weren't true, could it?

[DarthBush]

It must be true. It couldn't be on the Internet if it weren't true, could it?

Why dont you create a Happy Birthday thread for me in this forum?

[RayMan]

Why dont you create a Happy Birthday thread for me in this forum?


You really are feeling all alone aren't you? :cry::cry:

[DarthBush]

You really are feeling all alone aren't you? :cry::cry:

God has abandon me. Why doesnt God love me?

[Arya]

God has abandon me. Why doesnt God love me?

Dunno-why don't you ask him/her/it?

[RayMan]

God has abandon me. Why doesnt God love me?

I don't believe He has abandoned you. I do believe He loves you. What makes you think otherwise?

[Frazzled]

Is it because he feels like an ant?

[free2B]

It must be true. It couldn't be on the Internet if it weren't true, could it?

man you can't end every question with could it could you????????

[Frazzled]

Why not?

[CID_0687]

Isn't that one way to form a question?

[free2B]

Is it because he feels like an ant?

what does an ant feel like?

[free2B]

Why dont you create a Happy Birthday thread for me in this forum?

why don't you tell everyone it's your birthday darth?

[CID_0687]

what does an ant feel like?
Don't they tickle when they crawl, and sting when they bite?

[free2B]

What was I thinkin'?

I could tell you but you wouldn't want to know would you man?

[free2B]

Do you really believe that?

I believe everything you say don't I jet?

[CID_0687]

Free, are you trying to respond to every question posted today?

[RayMan]

Doesn't everyone need a hobby?

[free2B]

Free, are you trying to respond to every question posted today?

are you trying to implicate me in some kind of conspiracy sal?

[CID_0687]

Why must you insist on calling me sal??!!??!!

[CID_0687]

Why must you insist on calling me sal??!!??!!

[CID_0687]

Why must you insist on calling me sal??!!??!!

[CID_0687]

Why must you insist in calling me sal??!!??!!

[CID_0687]

Why did that post four times?

[RayMan]

Multiple personality disorder?

Or as we say in I.T. "server burp."

[Frazzled]

was that a ripple in the space-time continuum?

[CID_0687]

You mean, I just went back in time, by 3 minutes?

[Frazzled]

do you feel like you've done this before?

[RayMan]

was that a ripple in the space-time continuum?

Maybe Marvin the Martian (for you Bugs Bunny fans) accidentally set off his
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

[RayMan]

Everybody got their towel?

[Frazzled]

Accidentally :think: ....or was it on purpose?

[Frazzled]

Accidentally :think: ....or was it on purpose?

[CID_0687]

do you feel like you've done this before?
Don't I always have that feeling?

[CID_0687]

Are we experiencing technical difficulties?

[Frazzled]

Do you know how crazy this kind of thing makes me?

[CID_0687]

Rather frustrating isn't it?

[Frazzled]

Did we lose Ray? Is everyone Okay?

[CID_0687]

Didn't Marvin's modulator get Ray?

[Frazzled]

Is that really true?

[CID_0687]

Isn't it odd how he brought that up and then suddenly he disappeared?

[Frazzled]

....or was he silenced?

[CID_0687]

Who can keep Ray silent?

[Frazzled]

so, you don't think there are evil forces at work?

[CID_0687]

In here?:shifty:

[Frazzled]

...oh wait, wrong forum, right? :shifty:

[CID_0687]

Surely we aren't brewing sarcasm again?

[RayMan]

Hi Guys. Did I miss out on anything? Paranoid ramblings maybe?

[Frazzled]

What? You don't like freshly brewed sarcasm? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_drinkcoffee.gif

[CID_0687]

Don't you know fresh sarcasm with a shot of arrogance always gets the day goin?

[Frazzled]

Was that just a Ray drive-by?

[CID_0687]

Is a Ray drive by the one where they throw Skittles and scream "Fear the Rainbow!!"?

[free2B]

Why must you insist on calling me sal??!!??!!

are you insuresal?

[free2B]

Why did that post four times?

because you're not sure you're sal?

[CID_0687]

are you insuresal?
Don't you think the first half of my name would make more sense?

[free2B]

Don't you think the first half of my name would make more sense?

does it make more sense to you?

[melinda]

Does anything here ever make sense? :))

[DarthBush]

Maybe we rather make Dollars?

[VA-165 Boomer]

First to the dogs and then crap and then DB. How glad am I that I stayed of of here last night?

[melinda]

What did you do last night, Boom?

[VA-165 Boomer]

What did you do last night, Boom?

Anything I wanted , would not be a question would it?

[melinda]

Anything I wanted , would not be a question would it?

do you know what a "question" is, Boom?

[RayMan]

Maybe we rather make Dollars?
So, DB, How's that birthday thing going for you?

[DarthBush]

I'm not sure. How do you think its going?

[Frazzled]

Do you feel older?

[myboyzdad]

Isn't older just a state of mind?