The Never-Ending Question Game

[Dr. Funkenstein]

"Every time I come out to Hollywood, I always get asked if I want to write a sitcom. Why do people always do that to stand-up comics? It's not like people go up to a great chef and say "Hey, you're really good at cooking that food...can you farm?"

[melinda]

"Every time I come out to Hollywood, I always get asked if I want to write a sitcom. Why do people always do that to stand-up comics? It's not like people go up to a great chef and say "Hey, you're really good at cooking that food...can you farm?"

I had an ant farm...did you know those guys didn't grow ****!!! :))

[CID_0687]

Who? Me? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smiley17.gif

You know I didn't know you cared?

[Frazzled]

You didn't know I cared? Hmmf http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/Smiley-IPB-460.gif

[CID_0687]

Does this mean no more roses?

[melinda]

Can you buy your own roses?

[Frazzled]

Do you like getting roses?

[melinda]

Would alcohol be better?

[myboyzdad]

What if you put flowers in alcohol instead of water?

[melinda]

What if I put alcohol in ME instead of water?

[Dreamy]

What if you put flowers in alcohol instead of water?

Would they go limp? ;)

[free2B]

Can you buy your own roses?

no melinda but you can pick 'em:hand:

[Frazzled]

Is Andrew upset about the head smack thing?

Would roses help? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/2431_boy_delivering_flowers.gif

[CID_0687]

Did you know I'm a fan of yellow roses?

[free2B]

What if I put alcohol in ME instead of water?

let me guess:confused: ummmmm, you would get tipsy:rolleyes:

[CID_0687]

Did I scare Frazzled off again?

[free2B]

let me guess:confused: ummmmm, you would get tipsy:rolleyes:

oops forgot the question:doh: would you get tipsy melinda?

[Frazzled]

Did I scare Frazzled off again?

Do you know I don't have any yellow roses in my garden?

[CID_0687]

How does your garden grow?

[Frazzled]

...in the shade with lots of water?

[CID_0687]

Under the shade of which casino?

[Frazzled]

:naughty: Would you believe that I am miles from......well wait, ...that I am at least a quater mile from a casino?

[CID_0687]

Did you know the nearest casino is three hours away?

[Frazzled]

So, wouldn't Vegas be closer?

[CID_0687]

Closer than Missisippi?

[CID_0687]

Did you know I almost forgot how to spell Mississippi?

[free2B]

Did you know I almost forgot how to spell Mississippi?

it's easy to remember missippi

[free2B]

here's the question, what's the question?

[Frazzled]

Closer than Missisippi?

Airplane time vs highway miles?

[CID_0687]

Did you forget the layover in Dallas?

[Frazzled]

Isn't there a red-eye?

[CID_0687]

Hey did I mention that if I stay on this roll with my sales I might be in Vegas next February?

[Frazzled]

Really? Is there a sales thing here in February?

[CID_0687]

Have you ever heard of Country Insurance and Financial? We'll be having our 2009 Sales Congress there. Do you believe I forgot the name of the casino?

[Frazzled]

Well, we'll just have to check that out, won't we?

[CID_0687]

You know I still can't remember the name?

[Dreamy]

Are some things better off forgotten?

[CID_0687]

Doesn't it **** you off when you know something but you can't remember it?

[Dreamy]

Are you having a senior moment early?

[CID_0687]

Isn't there a disease called sumtimers?

[Dreamy]

Is it fatal?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I can't remember?

[Dreamy]

So forgetting can be a good thing at times?

[CID_0687]

Don't you think there are times when it's the best solution?

[Frazzled]

To actually forget, or just pretend that you have? ;)

[free2B]

Hey did I mention that if I stay on this roll with my sales I might be in Vegas next February?

frazzled you can't make every statement into a question, just by putting a question mark on the end of it! what is the question?

[Frazzled]

Really? Why?

[free2B]

do you want to ask a question or just make a statement?

[Frazzled]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/Question-01-june.gif

How about if I start everything with this, just to prepare you, better?

[free2B]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/Question-01-june.gif

How about if I start everything with this, just to prepare you, better?

would you like to start a new grammatical rule of starting all of your questions with a question mark?

[Frazzled]

Would that make you happy?

[FranklySpeaking]

Why in the world would a school teacher cut off a young girl's hair without parental permission ?

[free2B]

Would that make you happy?

would you like it to make me happy?

can you submit it to the grammatical ruling authorites?

[free2B]

Why in the world would a school teacher cut off a young girl's hair without parental permission ?

why would someone be kept out of a class picture for having hair too long?

[Frazzled]

would you like it to make me happy?

can you submit it to the grammatical ruling authorites?

...you mean there are other grammatical ruling authorities on the boards?

[FranklySpeaking]

why would someone be kept out of a class picture for having hair too long?


did this happen to you ?

[free2B]

?do you mean besides you?

[free2B]

did this happen to you ?

would you believe in eighth grade?

[Frazzled]

?do you mean besides you?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/redcard.gif

Would you like this smiley to help with your question content policing?

[free2B]

is that the best you have to offer?

[CID_0687]

You have a problem with the citation you received?

[Z_only1]

If one eats pasta and then eats anti-pasta...are you still full??????

[CID_0687]

Why is this on page 2 again? Is it 5 o'clock yet?

[melinda]

Why is this on page 2 again? Is it 5 o'clock yet?

Isn't it 5 o'clock somewhere.... ;)

[CID_0687]

Didn't I just hear a Jimmy Buffett song?

[Frazzled]

Have you ever been to Key West?

[CID_0687]

Did you know I almost went once but missed the boat by twenty minutes?

[myboyzdad]

Does anyone watch The Office?

[Frazzled]

Isn't watching The Office just like being at work?

[myboyzdad]

Does anyone work at your office?

[Frazzled]

"Work" is relative, isn't it?

[myboyzdad]

Do your relatives work?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Is that where you work for your family's business?

[melinda]

Do I have a family?

[Dreamy]

Do they live here too or at the Office? :))

[CID_0687]

Do you know I'm in the family business?

[Dreamy]

Are you Italian?

[Frazzled]

Is that why you're so good at it?

[melinda]

Is that why you're so good at it?

Is that what she asked?

[CID_0687]

Are you Italian?
Did you know I'm Scottish?

[CID_0687]

Is that why you're so good at it?
Could insurance be in my blood?

[Frazzled]

Did you know I'm Scottish?

Do you know that I'm part Scottish, too?

[Dreamy]

Did you know I'm Scottish?


Are you well connected?

[Frazzled]

Are Scots well connected?

[CID_0687]

Do you know that I'm part Scottish, too?
What color is your kilt?

[Frazzled]

Would you like to see my hunting tartan?

http://www.bairdnet.com/community/pic1.gif

[CID_0687]

Would you like to see my hunting tartan?

http://www.bairdnet.com/community/pic1.gif
Can you get one that is black gold and green? Did you know that's our colors?

[Frazzled]

http://www.rampantscotland.com/clans/graphics/macarthurancient.jpg

Like this one?

[CID_0687]

Do you know I think the green was the smaller stripe? Did I tell you it's been years since I've seen the family tartan so I may be mistaken?

[Frazzled]

Did you know that many clans had two tartans?

...one for hunting (kind of like scottish camo) :)

[CID_0687]

Do you believe I did know that?

[Frazzled]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/MacClurecopy.jpg

I found this hunting tartan in the registry, does it look right?

[CID_0687]

Did you know that's exactly how I remember it?

[george kaplan]

You guys are wearing tartans?

[CID_0687]

Why do you ask?

[Frazzled]

Doesn't everyone wear tartans?

[Dreamy]

Would you like to see my hunting tartan?

http://www.bairdnet.com/community/pic1.gif

Do you wear this is an article of clothing?

[CID_0687]

Isn't everyone Scottish?

[Dreamy]

How can you tell for sure?

[george kaplan]

Didn't Scotty die?

[CID_0687]

How can you tell for sure?
I'm suppose to answer this in the form of a question, right?

[Dreamy]

Is Scottish food yummy?

[CID_0687]

You ever had haggus?:sick:

[Frazzled]

Does haggus sound yummy?

[Dreamy]

Is it yummy on the tongue?

[CID_0687]

Do you know what's in haggis?

[jet]

Isn't it something like guts or intestines?

[Dreamy]

Do you know what's in haggis?

Did you know that is why I never let it pass my lips?

[Frazzled]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/tartan-1.jpg

Ladies?



...scottish men, don't they rock? :cool:

[Dreamy]

Is his name Haggis?



Yummy.

[CID_0687]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/tartan-1.jpg

Ladies?



...scottish men, don't they rock? :cool:
How'd you find my Myspace?

[Frazzled]

Is his name Haggis?



Yummy.

Would it matter if it were? :))

[Frazzled]

How'd you find my Myspace?


Oh, sorry...did you want that kept a secret? :shifty:

[Dreamy]

Would it matter if it were? :))

Is he for me? :)

[CID_0687]

Oh, sorry...did you want that kept a secret? :shifty:
Don't you know I enjoy all the attention?

[Dreamy]

Where were you in that photo?

[CID_0687]

Where were you in that photo?
Didn't you see the little chubby guy waving from the mountain top?

[Dreamy]

Didn't you see the little chubby guy waving from the mountain top?


:)) Nooooo. :hug:

There question was:

Where was that photo taken,the location?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Is he for me? :)

Now did you go and forget your a respectable IRISH lass? (In my best celtic brogue):naughty:

[Frazzled]

Can't we have some cross-cultural sharing here?

[myboyzdad]

What kind of sharing? Food?

[CID_0687]

:)) Nooooo. :hug:

There question was:

Where was that photo taken,the location?
Oh, well in that case can we disregard the previous question?

[Frazzled]

What kind of sharing? Food?

Is there really any Scottish food worth sharing besides shortbread?

[VA-165 Boomer]

butterSCOTCH?

[myboyzdad]

Don't you think they'd want some of my Italian?

[CID_0687]

Is there really any Scottish food worth sharing besides shortbread?
How 'bout Scotch Whisky?:dance:

[birdonawire]

Don't you think they'd want some of my Italian?


Italian what?

[CID_0687]

Italian what?
Salami??

[birdonawire]

Salami??

Is it any good?

[melinda]

How 'bout Scotch Whisky?:dance:

how 'bout some Crown XR? :cool:

[CID_0687]

Is it any good?
You don't eat salami?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You DO eat salami?

[CID_0687]

how 'bout some Crown XR? :cool:
Isn't Crown good with Sprite?

[CID_0687]

You DO eat salami?
You have a problem with salami?

[melinda]

Isn't Crown good with Sprite?

Don't you know....I never mix it?

[melinda]

You have a problem with salami?

Isn't that what viagra is for?

[CID_0687]

Don't you know....I never mix it?
Did I tell you I like hardcore chicks?:mrgreen:

[CID_0687]

Isn't that what viagra is for?
How'd I know someone would eventually go there?

[melinda]

How'd I know someone would eventually go there?

Did you want someone to go there?

[melinda]

Did I tell you I like hardcore chicks?:mrgreen:

Is Mrs. Andrew hardcore?

[CID_0687]

Did you want someone to go there?
What do you think?

[melinda]

What do you think?

Can I think? :))

[CID_0687]

Can I think? :))
Does seem to waste alot of time doesn't it?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Isn't Crown good with Sprite?

Wouldn't that be a waste of good liquor. No Question about it.:think:

[melinda]

Wouldn't that be a waste of good liquor. No Question about it.:think:

Do you think like me? ;)

[VA-165 Boomer]

Do you think like me? ;)

Is that a loaded question?;)

[VA-165 Boomer]

Isn't that what viagra is for?

Can you get it over the counter?

[melinda]

Can you get it over the counter?

:)) :)) :))

[melinda]

Is that a loaded question?;)

Now would I ask a loaded question? :angel:

[VA-165 Boomer]

:)) :)) :))

So you have heard that if two are consumed you CAN:dance: get it over the counter?

[melinda]

So you have heard that if two are consumed you CAN:dance: get it over the counter?

Did you know I am laughing here? :))

[melinda]

Do you know what I have not posted in a LONG time?????

[CID_0687]

Do you know what I have not posted in a LONG time?????
Should I bite my tounge?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Do you know what I have not posted in a LONG time?????

No what?

[melinda]

Did you know I can't find it?
Do you think it was taken OFF youtube?

[Dreamy]

Who hates repeats?

[myboyzdad]

What did you do during writers strike?

[melinda]

why did the writers strike?

[Dreamy]

What did you do during writers strike?

Want to guess?

[myboyzdad]

Watched Deal or no deal?

[Dreamy]

Watched Deal or no deal?

Is that what you did?

[CID_0687]

You know what I did? Bought a new laptop and made youtube videos.

[myboyzdad]

What is keep your answer in form of a question? ;) :))

[Dreamy]

What is keep your answer in form of a question? ;) :))

Is this game too hard for you?

[melinda]

What is keep your answer in form of a question? ;) :))

are you the thread police?

[CID_0687]

Do people have trouble asking questions?

[melinda]

Do people have trouble answering questions?

[myboyzdad]

If this thread is a game..will there be a winner?

[Dreamy]

Why do you ask?

[melinda]

If this thread is a game..will there be a winner?

Is winning the only reason to play a game?

[CID_0687]

Did I ask?

[CID_0687]

Did you know it's finally 5 o'clock and I can go home and drink in moderation?

[myboyzdad]

Did you answer?

[myboyzdad]

Do you always drink in moderation?

[Dreamy]

What should I do tonight?

[CID_0687]

Could a conservative drink any other way? Don't you think I'm pushing it by drinking moderately?

[CID_0687]

What should I do tonight?
Play scrabble?

[myboyzdad]

That's between you and your maker don't you think?

[CID_0687]

Your right, perhaps I'll drink liberally?

[Dreamy]

Can I make big words?

[Arya]

Why is the word, "Big" so little?

[CID_0687]

I know, isn't it strange that the word little is bigger than big?

[Arya]

And yet why is "small" and "large" equal?

[Dreamy]

And yet why is "small" and "large" equal?

Equal to the touch or sight?

[Arya]

Equal to the touch or sight?

Or smell?

[CID_0687]

Does size really matter?

[Arya]

Is it the size of the ship, or the motion of the ocean?

[CID_0687]

Don't you think the smaller the ship, the harder the waves crash?

[Arya]

Wouldn't the waves just knock the ship over?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't that depend on the Captain's skillz?

[CID_0687]

Why does the left ear bud keep falling out??!!

[melinda]

Why does the left ear bud keep falling out??!!

Does Bud need his left ear?

[birdonawire]

Does any of this make sense?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Why should it make sense?

[birdonawire]

Why should it make sense?


Why shouldnt it?

[CID_0687]

Where's the fun in making sense?

[myboyzdad]

Where's the sense in making fun?

[birdonawire]

Is this thread boring?

[FranklySpeaking]

Why do birds suddenly appear ?

[CID_0687]

Everytime you are near?

[FranklySpeaking]

Could it be because of all the cake crumbs on my shirt and capris ?

[CID_0687]

Are you sure those are the lyrics?:lol:

[FranklySpeaking]

Is it not fun to come up with your own lyrics at times ?

[Frazzled]

Are we just making things up now?

[melinda]

Isn't that what some folks do all the time?

[Frazzled]

:eek: You mean some of this isn't real?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:eek: You mean some of this isn't real?

What is real?

[BasicGreatGuy]

What are the Carpenters?

[Dreamy]

What is real?


Do you really have to ask?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

If I didn't ask, would I ever know?

[Dreamy]

Do you think you will actually get an answer here?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Do you think you will actually get an answer here?

I'm not going to wake up and discover I Dreamed all this am I ?:think:

[CID_0687]

What are the Carpenters?
Don't you remember you told me you loved me baby?

You mean those Carpenters?

[Dreamy]

I'm not going to wake up and discover I Dreamed all this am I ?:think:

Are you liking the Dream so far?

[CID_0687]

Are you liking the Dream so far?
Did you know I'm likin that sig pic?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

And why wouldn't you?

[Dreamy]

Dr. Funkenstein are you in a funk?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I am not in a funk, but have you seen my monkey?

[Dreamy]

Would you believe I am glad I can't answer that question? :))

[VA-165 Boomer]

Are you liking the Dream so far?

I know the answer to that question but shall I take a poll?

[Dreamy]

I know the answer to that question but shall I take a poll?

lol Who will poll you?

[VA-165 Boomer]

lol Who will poll you?

Did you mean,"Who will you poll"?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Did you mean,"Who will you poll"?

Aren't there too many polls already?

[Dreamy]

Too many polls in TP?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Did you hide the TP?

[Dreamy]

Would I do something so devious and so delightfully naughty?

[VA-165 Boomer]

So what do you think guys, Doc, Andrew?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Wouldn't the better question be "why wouldn't you?"?

[Dreamy]

What is this poll going to be about exactly?

[CID_0687]

So what do you think guys, Doc, Andrew?
Why am I being brought into this?

[FranklySpeaking]

I dunno ....Why do you come across as being mischievous

:)

[Frazzled]

Andrew....mischievous?

[CID_0687]

Now why would anyone ever think that I'm mischievous?:lol:

[Frazzled]

How could that mis-perception have gotten started?

[CID_0687]

Do you think it's a vast left wing conspiracy plotting against the IWANNABEACOWBOY party?

[Frazzled]

But don't members of the left wing all secretly want to be cowboys?

[FranklySpeaking]

Now why would anyone ever think that I'm mischievous?:lol:

Could it be because of posts similar to this one .... and lots of them ?


;)

[Dreamy]

Is mischievous a bad thing to be?

[Arya]

Or is a bad thing to be is a michchievous Dreamy?

:))

[Dreamy]

Would any other adjective fit with Dreamy?

:))

[Arya]

Don't you think sew? Vivacious Vixxen Brat, or "Brattixxious" for short?

[Dreamy]

Don't you think sew? Vivacious Vixxen Brat, or "Brattixxious" for short?

Is there any significance to the multiple Xs in these adjectives attached to me? :))

[Arya]

Oh, you noticed that, didn't you?

[Dreamy]

Oh, you noticed that, didn't you?


So I am more a XX than a XXX kind of Vixxen? lol

[Arya]

Babe, if you were XXX, don'tcha think this thread would be shut down inna heartbeat?

:))

[Dreamy]

ETA:

What thread am I on?

:))

[Arya]

Was that a question? ;)

[myboyzdad]

Am I moving?

[Dreamy]

Could I be losing it or is it long gone?

[Frazzled]

Did you leave it at the beach?