The Never-Ending Question Game

[Sisupala]

Is that wishful thinking?
Didn't he say he was coming? :(

[jet]

No there is a baseball team on the south side.(Sox)

Boomer, do you check your pms?

[jet]

I thought he said he was coming. :(


Is that a question?

[CID_0687]

Don't you hate it when clients call and interupt your fun?

[jet]

Are those of us posting all day really working?

[Sisupala]

Don't you hate it when clients call and interupt your fun?
Did you tell your client they were being rude?

[myboyzdad]

Are you taking any prescription medication?

[jet]

Are you a drug dealer?

[Sisupala]

Somebody holding?

[Dreamy]

Did the pizzas arrive yet?

[myboyzdad]

Ever see a pot head kill anything but a pizza?

[CID_0687]

Did you know I wanted to?

[myboyzdad]

Wanted to what?

[Sisupala]

Did the pizzas arrive yet?
Did you order them?

[Sisupala]

Did you know I wanted to?
Quit the insurance biz?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe tell the client he's an *******?

[Dreamy]

Did you order them?

Wasn't I in charge of the entertainment?

[myboyzdad]

How about a boss?

[CID_0687]

Quit the insurance biz?
Don't you know I like eating?

[CID_0687]

How about a boss?
Who's the boss?

[myboyzdad]

is insurance tasty?

[jet]

Did you know it's best to quote and then type a question?

[CID_0687]

is insurance tasty?
Doesn't it bring home the bacon?

[myboyzdad]

I thought it was an expense?

[jet]

Are you looking to buy a policy?

[myboyzdad]

And give someone another reason to kill me? :))

[Dreamy]

Do government employees get unemployment insurance when they get let go?

[Sisupala]

Don't you know I like eating?
Do you get hung up on details?

[CID_0687]

I thought it was an expense?
Not for me!!!

[myboyzdad]

HA! Not a question. I win! :)) ;) :mrgreen:

[jet]

What did you win?

[CID_0687]

HA! Not a question. I win! :)) ;) :mrgreen:
Wouldn't I be the winner? Aren't you the one with the expense?

[Dreamy]

HA! Not a question. I win! :)) ;) :mrgreen:

Did you just not forfeit by not asking one also?:))

[myboyzdad]

Is this thread not like the Special Olympics? No losers here?

[Dreamy]

You are kidding right?

[myboyzdad]

Would I kid a kidder?

[Dreamy]

Is kidding a sport?

[myboyzdad]

How do you keep score?

[Dreamy]

How do you keep score?

I win,you lose?

[CID_0687]

Isn't it more fun when everyone loses except you?

[jet]

Wouldn't that make you the winner?

[CID_0687]

So you don't like the way I said it?

[jet]

Would you believe I thought you were very clever?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe it's been a long day, so I'm going home now?

Would you also believe I'll probably be back here later?

[jet]

Yea, I believe ya!!! Enjoy your ride home!

[Sisupala]

Would you believe it's been a long day, so I'm going home now?

Would you also believe I'll probably be back here later?
Can we expect some iPhone action along the way? (Ride a train?)

[Arya]

Can we expect some iPhone action along the way? (Ride a train?)

iPhones can get action??????

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I can get some action on the iPhone?

Did I really just say that?

[Sisupala]

Now I'm speechless. ;)

[CID_0687]

Do you believe I am too?

[jet]

Do chicks dig the iphone?

[CID_0687]

Do you believe it has it's advantages?

[Arya]

Would it be possible if all of us could get action on the iPhone at the same time? :eek:

[Sisupala]

I've been wondering if whipping out the iPhone at the right moment gains any traction?

[Sisupala]

Would it be possible if all of us could get action on the iPhone at the same time? :eek:
Isn't there a word for that? :think:

[CID_0687]

Would it be possible if all of us could get action on the iPhone at the same time? :eek::think: Don't you think people would talk?

[CID_0687]

Isn't there a word for that? :think:
Should I leave this alone?

[jet]

Isn't that a conference call? :doh:

[CID_0687]

Is that what you REALLY want to call it?

[jet]

I am the resident crazy prude, didn't you know that :)) ;)

Conference tables can be round like a circle :whistle: don't ya know?

[CID_0687]

Did you say like a circle? Oh My God, it hurts, it hurts!!!:))

[jet]

Are you blind yet? :))

[CID_0687]

I probably shouldn't take this any further, should I?

[Talk2Bill]

did you all miss me?

[CID_0687]

Were you playing with your iPhone?

[Talk2Bill]

wht makes you think i have an i phone?

[jet]

Doesn't this remind you of the old slogan reach out and touch someone?

[Talk2Bill]

you wanna reach out and touch me?

[HeadOnStraight]

When is an iPhone going to have a blue tooth keyboard, mouse, external HD, external DVD and replace the PC?

[CID_0687]

Doesn't this remind you of the old slogan reach out and touch someone?
Do you think that is what Ma Bell had in mind?

[CID_0687]

When is an iPhone going to have a blue tooth keyboard, mouse, external HD, external DVD and replace the PC?
Do I look like Steve Jobs?

[jet]

Do you think that is what Ma Bell had in mind?

Probably not :))

[HeadOnStraight]

Do I look like Steve Jobs?

Do you think you look like Steve Jobs?

[CID_0687]

Probably not :))
Are you so taken aback that you can't ask a question?

[CID_0687]

Do you think you look like Steve Jobs?
Why would I think that?

[HeadOnStraight]

Maybe you had cosmetic surgery to make you look like jobs, and want my reassurance that you do in fact look like Steve Jobs?

[CID_0687]

How incredibly strange?

[Talk2Bill]

does your bank account look like steve jobs's?

[CID_0687]

Don't I wish?

[Arya]

Who wants to be a millionare?

[BOURNE]

Doesn't everyone?

[CID_0687]

If everyone was a millionare, then who could one envy?

[Liability]

Who wants to be a mere millionaire nowadays?

[CID_0687]

Did you know Bluto's eye twitches? Should he have that looked at?:mrgreen:

[FranklySpeaking]

did you know eating tomato paste and olive oil everyday gives you protection from the sun ?

[CID_0687]

Does Bluto eat olive oil?

[FranklySpeaking]

Did you know Bluto's eye twitches? Should he have that looked at?:mrgreen:


would you belive that is not an eye twitch but instead is an inch worm above his eye ?

[FranklySpeaking]

Does Bluto eat olive oil?

is this pick on Liability day ?

[Arya]

did you know eating tomato paste and olive oil everyday gives you protection from the sun ?

Would you believe me if I told you that eating tomato anything daily would prolly kill me?

[CID_0687]

is this pick on Liability day ?
Will he be cool with that?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe me if I told you that eating tomato anything daily would prolly kill me?
Allergy?

[Arya]

Is getting bumps on the neck and the tounge/mucous membranes in the throat and nasal area swelling an allergic reaction?

[CID_0687]

That would classify as an allergy, dont you think?

[free2B]

is it mumps?

[Arya]

Would you bellieb me if I said that I am allergic to tomatoes and onions-and don't ask me what part of my body gets "gassed" out by the onions? :hand:

[CID_0687]

Isn't she being modest?

[Arya]

Ain't I always?

[free2B]

is that a question or arya putting me on again?

[Arya]

And how can one be modest about food allergies anyhoo?

[CID_0687]

Didn't you leave out the onions?

[Arya]

Don't you think I try to leave out the onions every chance I get?

[CID_0687]

So let me get this straight, no onions, no tomatoes, I'm assuming you're not Italian? And if you are, how does that go over at the dinner table?

[Arya]

Oh well, I can eat garlic and sometimes spaghetti sauce (no chunks)-I guess that makes me more Scottish than Italian?

[free2B]

Oh well, I can eat garlic and sometimes spaghetti sauce (no chunks)-I guess that makes me more Scottish than Italian?

and that makes you closer to me than to you

[Liability]

did you know eating tomato paste and olive oil everyday gives you protection from the sun ?


Did you realize that's a prescription for being considered a garlic nose?

[Liability]

is this pick on Liability day ?

One eyebrow magically rises (rather majestically) and you guys see inchworms?

[FranklySpeaking]

One eyebrow magically rises (rather majestically) and you guys see inchworms?


whose guys ?

[FranklySpeaking]

Did you realize that's a prescription for being considered a garlic nose?


what chu talkin' 'bout ?


Did you know that if you do a search on "garlic nose" you will get hits for Barack Obama and/or Rev. Wright ?

[AvgGuyIA]

what chu talkin' 'bout ?


Did you know that if you do a search on "garlic nose" you will get hits for Barack Obama and/or Rev. Wright ?

What?

[Liability]

what chu talkin' 'bout ?


Did you know that if you do a search on "garlic nose" you will get hits for Barack Obama and/or Rev. Wright ?

Would I have mentioned "garlic nose" if I wasn't aware of Wright's position?

:mrgreen:

[Liability]

whose guys ?

The phrase "Come on guys" is often said in non-gender specific ways, isn't it?

[FranklySpeaking]

What?

When ?

[FranklySpeaking]

The phrase "Come on guys" is often said in non-gender specific ways, isn't it?


Could this be true ?

[Liability]

Could this be true ?

could oxygen support life?

[Jabber]

Do chickens have lips?

[Sisupala]

Do horses have feathers?

[melinda]

The phrase "Come on guys" is often said in non-gender specific ways, isn't it?

Why say "guys" when "y'all" is so much better??

[Sisupala]

Did you know that in Chicagah we traditionally say "you guys" (alternatively, "you s'guys") to refer to groups of mixed sex, or to groups of either sex?

[Talk2Bill]

The phrase "Come on guys" is often said in non-gender specific ways, isn't it?

Even in Key West?

[Talk2Bill]

Do bees have knees?

[Sisupala]

Did you know I have a LOT of family in the Chicagah area?
Did you know it's just WRONG to call "coke" "pop"??????
Would you believe I congratulate you on your first point?

Would you believe I agree with your second? :)

[melinda]

Would you believe I congratulate you on your first point?

Would you believe I agree with your second? :)

Do you have any family in Texas?

[melinda]

Would you believe I congratulate you on your first point?

Would you believe I agree with your second? :)

Do you call it coke?

[Talk2Bill]

Did you know I was from Texas?

[melinda]

Did you know I was from Texas?

Aren't all the best people from Texas? ;)

[Sisupala]

Do you call it coke?
Why would we call it anything else? ;)

BTW, where did that dumb expression, "your favorite cold drink" come from? Anybody know?

[Sisupala]

Did you know I was from Texas?
Would you accept my deepest condolences? ;)

[VA-165 Boomer]

Why do cowboys wear boots?

[Sisupala]

Because they like to dress like cowgirls?

[melinda]

Would you accept my deepest condolences? ;)

Don't a few wonderful people come from other states? :)

[VA-165 Boomer]

Would you try again?

[Talk2Bill]

Would you accept my deepest condolences? ;)

Would you jump in a lake if I did?

[Sisupala]

Would you jump in a lake if I did?
:))

Think maybe I've said enough already?

[Talk2Bill]

Don't you think that maybe you had said too much about 13,421 posts ago?

[Sisupala]

Can I help it if I'm a Great American?

[Talk2Bill]

must you rub it in?

[Talk2Bill]

must you rub it in?

isn't that what she said?

[Sisupala]

Playing with yourself again, T2B? :)

[jet]

must you rub it in?

Isn't it great you have a life ;)

[melinda]

Playing with yourself again, T2B? :)

trying to make me laugh?

[jet]

Are you men that afraid of prostate cancer that you think about playing all the time? ;)

[JDGreen]

Why do cowboys wear boots?

Stirrups and deep, deep BS... Why do you ask?

[Talk2Bill]

Isn't it great you have a life ;)

Other than not being one, what kind of question is that?

[Talk2Bill]

Playing with yourself again, T2B? :)

What makes you think i EVER stop?

[jet]

Other than not being one, what kind of question is that?

Did you fall out of bed on the wrong side this morning? :snooty:

[Talk2Bill]

Did you fall out of bed on the wrong side this morning? :snooty:

Were you not there?

[Sisupala]

What makes you think i EVER stop?
Would you believe I right with you there, bro? (In spirit only, of course ;) ?)

[Talk2Bill]

Would you believe I right with you there, bro? (In spirit only, of course ;) ?)

How high can you count?

[jet]

Would you believe I right with you there, bro? (In spirit only, of course ;) ?)

Isn't that TMI :think:

[JDGreen]

Nah, I ain't skeered.....

[jet]

Were you not there?

Um, did you forget to whom you are posting? :))

[jet]

Nah, I ain't skeered.....

Is that a question?

[Talk2Bill]

where is your question mark?

[Sisupala]

How high can you count?
:))

[Sisupala]

Isn't that TMI :think:
Isn't TMI TP's middle name? ;)

[jet]

Isn't TMI TP's middle name? ;)

Don't you know some people want to clean up TP? :doh:

[Liability]

Why say "guys" when "y'all" is so much better??

Why pretend to have Southern flair when one is a Yankee?

[Sisupala]

Don't you know some people want to clean up TP? :doh:
Wouldn't that be totally boring? :confused:

[george kaplan]

Wouldn't that be totally boring? :confused:

Don't mind me, I'm just trying to pad my post count?

[Frazzled]

Why George, I do believe that you are on the verge of "greatness"? :)

[george kaplan]

Why George, I do believe that you are on the verge of "greatness" :)

Yes? :lol:

[Talk2Bill]

Don't mind me, I'm just trying to pad my post count?

Is there any question that that is not a question, but merely a statement with a question mark thrown on the end to make it seems as if it were?

[Frazzled]

Is there a question standard?

[Talk2Bill]

Well shouldn't a question be a question?

[george kaplan]

Is there any question that that is not a question, but merely a statement with a question mark thrown on the end to make it seems as if it were?

What are you -- the question police? :razz:

[george kaplan]

Is there a question standard?

Yeah, but it leads to standard questions all to often?

[Talk2Bill]

What are you -- the question police? :razz:

If I was would you be nervous?

[jet]

Do you own handcuffs, Mr. Bill?

[drgray7]

Is this the post-count pad thread?

[george kaplan]

If I was would you be nervous?

Is that how you'd describe a trembling ball of nerves?

[Sisupala]

Why George, I do believe that you are on the verge of "greatness"? :)
Why do I always assume everything is always about me? :confused: :think:

[Sisupala]

Don't mind me, I'm just trying to pad my post count?
Have you tried hitting the other TP threads as well? ;)

[Frazzled]

Why do I always assume everything is always about me? :confused: :think:

Well, aren't you already great?

[Sisupala]

Don't you know I've got to be able to get my head through the door today? ;)

[jet]

Do you ever leave the house?

[george kaplan]

Have you tried hitting the other TP threads as well? ;)

Why I oughtta... ? :razz:

[Sisupala]

Do you ever leave the house?

:shhh: ;)

[Frazzled]

Going Somewhere?

[jet]

Is crazy a place?

[Frazzled]

Isn't that where we live?

[george kaplan]

Isn't that where we live?

Won't you take me to ... Funky Townnnnnn?

[jet]

Is here really living?

[Sisupala]

Everybody still in their jammies? :dance:

[Frazzled]

Jammies?

[jet]

Isn't that question further proof some people don't work?

[Sisupala]

Jammies?

http://images.quickblogcast.com/37883-35080/Bellepointe_footie_pj_2.jpg

[Sisupala]

Isn't that question further proof some people don't work?
Working hard? Or hardly working? :)

[Frazzled]

Flap in the back?

[jet]

perhaps flapping the trap?

[Sisupala]

Flap in the back?

http://images.findgift.com/Graphics/Gifts/140/PR_123763.jpg

[jet]

Working hard? Or hardly working? :)

Is your word trustworthy :think:

[george kaplan]

http://images.quickblogcast.com/37883-35080/Bellepointe_footie_pj_2.jpg

You get all dressed up to go to work?

[Frazzled]

Would that be chicago style? :think:

[jet]

George, do you really want your 10,000 post to be in TP?

[Sisupala]

You get all dressed up to go to work?
:))

Don't you?

[Sisupala]

Would that be chicago style? :think:

http://www.pizzaandpajamas.com/art/Pizza-and-Pajamas-ecards/PNPNightOwlGraphicBottom.jpg

[Frazzled]

Do they deliver Pajamas, too?

[george kaplan]

:))

Don't you?

Haven't you ever heard that there's no dress code at Buff, Inc.?

[george kaplan]

George, do you really want your 10,000 post to be in TP?

Where was your 10,000th post?

[jet]

Where was your 10,000th post?

Did you know it was in TP :))

[george kaplan]

Where will my next post be!!?!??!?

[jet]

Make it worthwhile!!

[george kaplan]

Okay!


:doh:












:redface:

[Frazzled]

Is that the glow of greatness? :cool:

[jet]

What a waste!!! Do you know I have no respect for you? Where is the poignancy of your post????
You shall ever be Homer Simpson to me from here on out :snooty:



















;)

[george kaplan]

Is that the glow of greatness? :cool:

Shall I stoop to answer you? :think:

[george kaplan]

What a waste!!! Do you know I have no respect for you? Where is the poignancy of your post????
You shall ever be Homer Simpson to me from here on out :snooty:



















;)

You don't think Homer's a genius?

[jet]

You don't think Homer's a genius?

Do you need for me to think you are a genius? :razz:

[Sisupala]

Okay!


:doh:


:redface:
Welcome to the GA club, George. No more waiting in line for anything anymore. Ain't life grand? ;)

[CID_0687]

What's the status?

[jet]

Do you need a status?

[CID_0687]

Shouldn't one always attempt a higher status?

[Sisupala]

Is George done with TP for the next 9,999 posts?

[CID_0687]

Aren't you George?

[jet]

Did you know one's avie doesn't necessarily reflect their user id?

[CID_0687]

So you're not a dalmation?

[Sisupala]

Aren't you George?
You think Sisu would be done with TP for the next 9,999 posts?

You know George as in George Kaplan?

[jet]

Did you know some call me a pit bull? :D

[Sisupala]

Did you know one's avie doesn't necessarily reflect their user id?
Would you believe I'm really Brad Pitt? ;)

[CID_0687]

Is he the one with the demon avie?

[jet]

Hello, my name is Sisupala and I'm a postaholic


Hi Sisupala!!!

[Sisupala]

Did you know some call me a pit bull? :D
:)

[jet]

Would you believe I'm really Brad Pitt? ;)


Isn't this how we got started?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I'm really Brad Pitt? ;)
So how's life with Angelina?

[jet]

Is he the one with the demon avie?

Aren't there a lot of demons here?

[Sisupala]

Hi Sisupala!!!
Being a naughty girl again? :naughty:

[Sisupala]

So how's life with Angelina?
Would you believe I have to go ask her first?

[Sisupala]

Isn't this how we got started?
Jen, is that you--again?! :redface:

[CID_0687]

Aren't there a lot of demons here?
So the forum is possesed?

[jet]

So the forum is possesed?

Are you the possessive type?

[jet]

Jen, is that you--again?! :redface:

Memory, all alone in the moonlight..I can dream of the old days, I was beautiful then ;)

[CID_0687]

Are you the possessive type?
How do I answer this?

[jet]

Is that rhetorical?

[Sisupala]

Everyone at a loss for words?

[Frazzled]

Would that even be possible in this forum?

[CID_0687]

Is there nothing more to say?

[Frazzled]

Have we finally reached the end?

[CID_0687]

Could it be?

[Frazzled]

Am I dreaming?

[Sisupala]

Did I forget what I was going to ask? :think:

[Frazzled]

Making an old age joke now would probably not be nice....right? :shifty:

[Sisupala]

Were you going to make an old joke about old guys?

[Frazzled]

Wouldn't that just be a timeless observation about, ehm,....more experienced men? ;)

[jet]

Does age equal experience?

[Sisupala]

Would you believe I've still got a lot to learn? :)

[jet]

Is it wise to ever stop learning?

[Frazzled]

But does watching cartoons count? :think:

[CID_0687]

Does age equal experience?
Wouldn't that depend on the situation?

[Sisupala]

Count the rings?

[CID_0687]

What rings exactly?