The Never-Ending Question Game

[Ninjacorpse]

Ever heard the saying fourteen will get you twenty?

[Dreamy]

Is this thread getting stranger than normal?

[CID_0687]

So you're fourteen?

[RayMan]

So you are not a man AND jailbait?

[Ninjacorpse]

Do you want me to be?

[RayMan]

Is this thread getting stranger than normal?

What do you think?

[Dreamy]

Should I be thinking while in TP?

[CID_0687]

Can it get any stranger?

[Sisupala]

Isn't this thread always strange?

[Ninjacorpse]

Is it strange that a bunch of guys are clutching all up on a ninja that very well may be a 14 year old girl?

[RayMan]

Who says we're a bunch of guys? Might not we all be 14 year old girls?

[Sisupala]

Isn't what this thread always needs is more girls?

[RayMan]

No question about that. Oh wait, isn't this the question thread?

[CID_0687]

What this thread always needs is more girls.
Where's the question in that?

[Dreamy]

Do we need a gender check here? lol

[RayMan]

Where's the question in that?
The question there is why?

[Sisupala]

Where's the question in that?
Aren't facts sometimes difficult to fabricate as questions?

[RayMan]

Do we need a gender check here? lol

You are allegedly of the female persuasion, right?

[CID_0687]

Do we need a gender check here? lol
Will that be nescessary for Dreamy?

[Dreamy]

You are allegedly of the female persuasion, right?

What is your educated answer to that questioon?

[Sisupala]

Wasn't there a man once who dreamed he was a butterfly?

[RayMan]

What is your educated answer to that questioon?

Is the double "o" in question supposed to be a subliminal hint?

[Dreamy]

Is that a true story?

[CID_0687]

Why would someone wish to be a butterfly?

[Sisupala]

And when the man awoke, he asked: was I a man dreaming I was a butterfly?

Or am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a man?

[CID_0687]

Do you realize how profound that is?

[Sisupala]

Do you realize that's Toaism? ;)

[free2B]

is it nietze?

[free2B]

does the caterpillar come first or the butterfly?

[Dreamy]

Do men often discuss butterflies?

[CID_0687]

Do you think Mexicans get indigestion when they eat American cuisine?

[Sisupala]

What else would men discuss? Sports?

[free2B]

Do men often discuss butterflies?

are butterflys free?

[Sisupala]

Do Americans eat the caterpillar in the bottom of the Tequila bottle?

[CID_0687]

You thought that was a caterpillar, you mean you ate that?

[Dreamy]

Do you all float like butterflies?

[Sisupala]

You thought that was a caterpillar, you mean you ate that?
You mean I ate--a worm!!!???

[free2B]

Do you all float like butterflies?

do butterflys flip and float with the wind or use their own power?

[Sisupala]

Would you believe I float better than I used to. ;)

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I'm floating right now?

[Dreamy]

Did you inhale beforehand?

[Sisupala]

Are you supposed to inhale?

[CID_0687]

Can bourbon be inhaled?

[Sisupala]

Why the silly question?

[free2B]

Did you inhale beforehand?

do butterflys float?

[RayMan]

Do you all float like butterflies?

And sting like bees?

[RayMan]

Can bourbon be inhaled?

Ever had it come back out through your nose?

[CID_0687]

Why the silly question?
Isn't that the pupose of the thread?

[CID_0687]

Ever had it come back out through your nose?
You know how bad that burns?

Can it be ran through an IV?

[Sisupala]

Ever had it come back out through your nose?
Doesn't that only happen when you debauch it with Coke?

[CID_0687]

Doesn't that only happen when you debauch it with Coke?
People do that?

[Sisupala]

Did you know there are bad people in the world?

[RayMan]

Coke heads?

[CID_0687]

Coke heads?
Are they bad, or just misunderstood?

[Dreamy]

Is that good bad or bad bad?

[Sisupala]

Would you believe time for this dad to read to his son? :dance:

[Dreamy]

What story will you read?

[RayMan]

The Never Ending Story?

[CID_0687]

Maybe the one about the butterfly?

[CID_0687]

Maybe I should watch I Am Legend with my wife now?

[Dreamy]

Could you read her a story maybe?

[CID_0687]

I Am Legend not any good?

[Dreamy]

Do I look like a movie critic?

;)

[RayMan]

Andrew, ask yourself, is Legend a chick flick?

[Dreamy]

Do men ever like chick flicks?

[CID_0687]

Andrew, ask yourself, is Legend a chick flick?
Would you believe it is definitely not a chick flick?

[CID_0687]

Do men ever like chick flicks?
Would they admit it if they did?

[free2B]

Maybe I should watch I Am Legend with my wife now?

is that a question?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't that depend on the tense in which it was used?

[free2B]

Do men ever like chick flicks?

do they have happy endings?

[CID_0687]

do you like happy endings?

[free2B]

how much for happy endings?

[CID_0687]

how much for happy endings?:)) Did this just go south?

[free2B]

is south a state of mind, or just a stated place?

[Dreamy]

Is going south a good or bad trip to take?

[Ardathair]

How would going North be any better?

[Dreamy]

Who said it would be better?

[myboyzdad]

Did someone say that?

[Dreamy]

Am I hearing those voices again? lol

[melinda]

Do you often hear voices?

[myboyzdad]

Voices in your head?

[melinda]

are there any other kind? :))

[myboyzdad]

Ever heard of ears?

[melinda]

Do I have ears?

[RayMan]

I don't know. Did you hear that?

[melinda]

que?

[free2B]

did someone say something?

[Arya]

What?

[free2B]

did you actually say that?

[Arya]

Did you think I said what you thought I said that I said you thought?

[CID_0687]

Are you questioning the question in regards to the question?

[free2B]

it seems the question is illogical, so I decline to answer the question, uh what was the question?

[CID_0687]

Doesn't the belly dancer know?

[free2B]

did she know when you knew her?

[CID_0687]

Does it matter?

[Frazzled]

And why wouldn't you think it would?

[CID_0687]

Did I miss something?

[Frazzled]

Do you Feel like you missed something?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I missed you?:razz:

[Frazzled]

Are you sticking out your tongue at me? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_textemoticon09.gif

[CID_0687]

Is that how you want to play it?:razz::razz::razz::razz:

[Frazzled]

Uhm, thanks for the ...shower? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/bath.gif

[CID_0687]

Did you know I can see through the curtain?

[Frazzled]

Were you looking?

[CID_0687]

How could I not?

[free2B]

what happened to the question?

[Frazzled]

There was a question?

[CID_0687]

Who asked a question?

[Frazzled]

Why are we here?

[CID_0687]

Why don't you tell me?

[Frazzled]

Who called this meeting?

[CID_0687]

You mean it wasn't you?

[Frazzled]

Are we being set up?

[CID_0687]

You're thinking this is a sting operation too?

[FranklySpeaking]

Are we animals in a zoo ?

[free2B]

are zoo animals allowed?

[Frazzled]

Do you feel like you're under surveillance?

[CID_0687]

Could it be we're paranoid?

[Frazzled]

Isn't that what they'd want us to think?

[CID_0687]

Why is everyone looking at me?

[Frazzled]

Why are you asking so many questions?

[FranklySpeaking]

"who's behind the door" ?

[CID_0687]

Why are you answering my questions with more questions?

[CID_0687]

"who's behind the door" ?
I don't know, did you know I saw someone behind the shower curtain?

[Frazzled]

Was that you?

[FranklySpeaking]

Have you heard that song ?

[CID_0687]

Is that what you want or don't want?

[Frazzled]

The song about the see-through shower curtain?

[FranklySpeaking]

How about the song "who's behind the door" ?

[CID_0687]

Did you know I could write that?

[Frazzled]

Write which?

[CID_0687]

Who's behind the shower curtain?

[Frazzled]

Could you write a policy or a song?

[CID_0687]

Do you believe I can write both?

[Frazzled]

Is there anything you can't do?

[CID_0687]

Is there anything you want me to do?:whistle:

[Sisupala]

Can't I leave you two alone together for just one evening? :mad: :)

[Frazzled]

Did you miss us? :mrgreen:

[Sisupala]

The bigger question is: did you miss me? :mrgreen:

[Frazzled]

Does thine absence not keenly ***** and sting?


edited to add: Filtered? Wow - maybe Shakespeare really was just a dirty old man? :))

[Sisupala]

For there was never yet philosopher that could endure absence patiently?

[Frazzled]

Could it be more likely I'm just a spoiled brat who pouts when you aren't here? ;)


(sorry for the lack of inquiry Free)

[free2B]

what is the question?

[Sisupala]

Could it be more likely I'm just a spoiled brat who pouts when you aren't here? ;)
Art thou just trying to temper the sting of mine absence (of late)? :redface:

[CID_0687]

Can't I leave you two alone together for just one evening? :mad: :)
Did you know I didn't even realize you were MIA? j/k

[Sisupala]

And what?! Is that supposed to be funny?! :mad:

Have you forgotten that I have more posts than you? ;)

[jet]

Don't you know post quantity is meaningless?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Don't you know post quantity is meaningless?

Do you know how many times it has been flaunted in a post of no quality?

[myboyzdad]

Do you know the Human Head weights 8 pounds?

[Sisupala]

Do you know how many times it has been flaunted in a post of no quality?
If you got them, why not flaunt them? :dance:

[jet]

Shouldn't it be waste not want not?

[Sisupala]

:)

Actually, is a high post count really something to crow about...? :think:

[jet]

Is crow something you want to eat?

[myboyzdad]

Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?

[jet]

Did you know you aren't sticking with the theme? :snooty: ;)

[myboyzdad]

Is it not animals?

[jet]

Did I miss something again???

[myboyzdad]

Was it not crows?

[jet]

Is it possible you misunderstood the usage of the term crow?

[Sisupala]

Is crow something you want to eat?
Better I were contrite? :confused:

[jet]

Better I were contrite? :confused:

Better to have conviction and be fearless, no? ;)

[Talk2Bill]

Do you think I am doomed?

[jet]

Doomed to what?

[Talk2Bill]

Haven't you been following the drama?

[jet]

If I have to question what, isn't it safe to assume no?

[Sisupala]

Is your wife mad at you again, T2B?

[jet]

Would having a wife mad at you make you doomed?

[CID_0687]

Would the wife being mad be a good thing? I think not?

[jet]

Did you know that making up is actually more fun than staying mad?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Did you know that making up is actually more fun than staying mad?

Would you tell us more?

[CID_0687]

Did you know I'm suddenly interested?

[Sisupala]

Would having a wife mad at you make you doomed?
I take it you've never had to deal with an angry wife? :)

[CID_0687]

Did you know that mares eat oats and dos eat oats and little lambs eat ivy?

[Sisupala]

A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

[myboyzdad]

Will the questions ever end?

[Dreamy]

Will the answers ever come?

[Sisupala]

Whence all these philosophers all the sudden? :)

[Dreamy]

Have we become too introspective?

[Sisupala]

Perhaps the answer is to this can be found by looking inward?

[Dreamy]

Should I introspect on this question some more?

[Sisupala]

Shall you peer more deeply?

[Frazzled]

Are we all peering?

[Sisupala]

Aren't we all peers here?

[Frazzled]

Are Honored Guests peers? :whistle:

[RayMan]

Of the realm?

[Sisupala]

Would you believe this honored guest let all those posts swell his less-than-honorable head? :redface:

[Frazzled]

Isn't it a Great American head?

[Sisupala]

Would you believe beneath these posts I'm still an honored guest (I hope)?

[Frazzled]

So you'd like to be an honorary Honored Guest?

[Sisupala]

Would you--and Andrew--still have me?

[Frazzled]

Could you ever doubt it?

[Sisupala]

Haven't I presumed too much already? :shifty:

[Frazzled]

Wouldn't that depend on your presumptions?

[Sisupala]

Do you think?

[Frazzled]

...or should I presume?

[Sisupala]

Maybe I've done enough presuming for everybody?

[Frazzled]

Have you?

[Sisupala]

Why am I always the last to know? :(

[Frazzled]

Didn't you get the memo?

[Sisupala]

You mean the one I didn't read?

[Frazzled]

I suppose you forgot dessert, too? :doh:

[Sisupala]

It was my turn!? :eek:

[Frazzled]

Would you like to assign it to Andrew since he's not here?

[RayMan]

How do you come up with these BRILLANT ideas?

[Sisupala]

Wouldn't Andrew be perfect for that project nobody wants? :angel:

[Frazzled]

Isn't it always the rule to assign it to the person who isn't here to defend themself?

[Sisupala]

Shouldn't we elect Andrew to something while we're at it?

[Frazzled]

Is he qualified to be a Bartender...or just the Bar Back?

[Sisupala]

Doesn't he know how to pour only one drink?

[Frazzled]

Did you know that you are very observant?

[Sisupala]

Should we elect Andrew manager of the Friday afternoon liquor stash?

[Frazzled]

Are you sure putting him in charge of the liquor is a good idea?

[Sisupala]

On the condition he keeps it stocked? ;)

[Sisupala]

Oh, oh. What does a dad do when his son wants to start reading time early?

Go now and read?

[CID_0687]

Don't you know my bar is always stocked?

[CID_0687]

Did you also know I'm on my iPhone and will return after House? Y'all will be here right?

[RayMan]

Who you talking to Drew?

[Sisupala]

Isn't the Hannity board difficult on an iPhone?

Don't you have to watch out for that pesky backspace key? ;)

[RayMan]

Ever try it on a BlackBerry?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I've become quite the iPhone master?

[Frazzled]

Lets see, would that be reason number 8 or 9 of why Andrew is cool?

[CID_0687]

Who said I was cool?

[Frazzled]

Look, doesn't it say so right at the top of my 'Reasons Why Andrew is Cool' list?

[CID_0687]

What else you got on that list?

[Frazzled]

Would you believe numbers one through nine?

[CID_0687]

Is Frazzled getting sassy?

[Frazzled]

Isn't that where I live?

[CID_0687]

Sounds like an interesting place is it hot there?

[Frazzled]

Can you believe 82 degrees today?

[CID_0687]

You thought I was talking about the weather?

[Frazzled]

:shifty: Oh, was that my bad?

[CID_0687]

So y'all were talking about me in my abscence huh?

[Frazzled]

Didn't we assign you to bring dessert?

[RayMan]

He didn't bring it?

[CID_0687]

Wasn't I suppose to bring the booze?

[Frazzled]

I thought we assigned you to to tend Bar, didn't we?

[RayMan]

Is he doing anything?

[CID_0687]

Drinks on me?

[Frazzled]

Should we really go there? :mrgreen:

[Frazzled]

a short intermission if you please?

[CID_0687]

Were those last two posts questions?

[RayMan]

Technically?

[CID_0687]

What other way is there but technical?

[RayMan]

Like cave-man style?

[CID_0687]

Why am I starting to feel intimidated?

[RayMan]

Because you're too nice?

[CID_0687]

You've haven't seen me be an ******* yet have you?

[RayMan]

Uhh, no?

[CID_0687]

You know that has been rumoured about me on more than one occasion?

[RayMan]

Isn't that true of all of us?