The Never-Ending Question Game

[spinach]

I'm taken....Are you going mushy on me, toots?

:))

[free2B]

going to get mushrooms, you comeing?

[spinach]

are you making liberal tea?

[Dreamy]

I'm taken....Are you going mushy on me, toots?

:))

Are you going mushy on me big guy?

[free2B]

are you making liberal tea?

is liberal tea good enough for you? would you like spinach and tea?

[free2B]

Are you going mushy on me big guy?

is mushy really a word dreamy?

[spinach]

Are you going mushy on me big guy?


LC: who's the mushy sap that told you that, toots?

[free2B]

LC: who's the mushy sap that told you that, toots?

if you know spinach, who it it?

[Dreamy]

LC: who's the mushy sap that told you that, toots?

Do you think I can detect mushy myself?

[spinach]

Do you think I can detect mushy myself?


Does a bear Obama in the woods?

[George S]

Does the Pope?

[spinach]

Don't you folks ever stop asking questions?

[Dreamy]

Do you believe we should?

[spinach]

what kind of question is that, Dreamy?
:confused:

[Dreamy]

Do you like my questions or my answers better?

[spinach]

Why do you ask me things you already know the answer to? :wall:

[Dreamy]

Do you believe I am psychic?

[spinach]

LC: What am I, some kind of mind reader, toots?

[Dreamy]

Should not all men be mind readers?

lol

[spinach]

any info on how i can read Queenbean's mind??

:pray::pray:

[Dreamy]

May I get back to you after I go more in depth to explore this question?

[spinach]

will you gimme a clue later?

[Dreamy]

Would I ever leave you hanging sir?

[spinach]

Are you on the side of.......romance?

[Dreamy]

Would I be engaging in mushy hyperbole to describe romance as the earthly dance between two heavenly souls?

[spinach]

are you trying to tell me something about that dame, Queenbean, toots?

[Dreamy]

Would I ever be so rudely presumptuous about the lady Mr. Spinach?

[spinach]

Are you on the level, toots?

[Dreamy]

Do you think I might present a twist?

[Sisupala]

Are we talking pretzels?

[Dreamy]

Is food all that is on your mind?

[spinach]

Who knows what's on my mind?

[Sisupala]

Food? What else is there? :think:

[Dreamy]

Do you ever indulge in athletic adventures?

[QueenBean]

What definition of athletic are you using?

[Sisupala]

Doesn't the impulse to exercise make me want to lay down until the feeling goes away?

[free2B]

what def are you using?

[spinach]

is it too much to ask for total quiet?

[Sisupala]

Aren't you in the wrong place then?

[jet]

Do the voices ever stop speaking to grant total peace?

[CID_0687]

Can it really be quiet?

[spinach]

who died and made you king?

[CID_0687]

You don't know?

[Dreamy]

Must athletic be defined?

[free2B]

is it too much to ask for total quiet?

would you like that to be your wish, or do you want some spinach?

[CID_0687]

Why would it hurt if you've done nothing to injure it?

[Sisupala]

Doesn't everybody know that Andrew is King?

[CID_0687]

Who's your king?

[QueenBean]

Isn't Andrew Dark Spiderman?

[jet]

Who is the I in the King and I?

[free2B]

should I bow?

[CID_0687]

Don't you think I would think less of you if you did?

[spinach]

is there time to ask a question?

[Sisupala]

Everybody knows that Andrew is most magnanimous, right?

[QueenBean]

Can you make it quick?

[myboyzdad]

what is the question?

[CID_0687]

Sisu, you saying I'm noble or liberal?

[spinach]

Can you make it quick?


what if the question is longer than "rise and fall of the roman empire"??

[jet]

Don't you know to be liberal is not noble?

[myboyzdad]

Does this thread only exist for gratuitous thread padding?

[spinach]

what kind of person asks THAT???

[QueenBean]

what if the question is longer than "rise and fall of the roman empire"??

Then I think we're in trouble, right?

[jet]

Is it better to pad your post count or pad your wallet?

[spinach]

Then I think we're in trouble, right?

Can I just say it in 450 billion words or less?

[Sisupala]

Sisu, you saying I'm noble or liberal?
Now why would I call you a liberal? :think:

[spinach]

Is it better to pad your post count or pad your wallet?

aren't both better than padding a bra?

[Sisupala]

Is it better to pad your post count or pad your wallet?
... :think: ...

[CID_0687]

Now why would I call you a liberal? :think:
Those would be harsh words wouldn't they?

[QueenBean]

Did you really just ask that? :eek:

[spinach]

wachu talkin' bout willis??

[CID_0687]

Isn't bra padding more like an evil lie?

[Sisupala]

Those would be harsh words wouldn't they?
:))

[spinach]

what kind of boob would pad a bra?

[CID_0687]

Would there be a boob if the bra was padded?

[Sisupala]

Who cares once the girls are liberated? :confused: ;)

[spinach]

if you find out, will you keep me abreast of the situation?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't it be best if some of the ones tha are liberated kept that to themselves?:sick:

[spinach]

can anyone find an honest man?

[QueenBean]

Aren't you the PI?

[CID_0687]

So your like Magnum?

[spinach]

Aren't you the PI?


aren't you........dangerous and delightful....?

[spinach]

So your like Magnum?


isn't comparing LC to magnum like comparing Jerry Seinfeld to Don knotts?

[QueenBean]

Would you like that?

[Sisupala]

Isn't Don Knotts the genius of the two? :think:

[CID_0687]

So your saying Magnum is better right?

[QueenBean]

So who should we compare LC to?

[spinach]

So who should we compare LC to?


isn't that a question that has baffled many great experts throughout history?

[spinach]

Isn't Alexa comparable to 'Catwoman' and LC comparable to Batman?

[CID_0687]

How about Mike Hammer?

[QueenBean]

Is that how you see Alexa?

[spinach]

Is that how you see Alexa?

Would the comparison be accurate.....in the fight to accept there is love?

Can Alexa be defined by anyone but you, accurately?

[CID_0687]

Are you guys about to get freaky?

[spinach]

isn't freaky what TP brings out best in people??

[Dreamy]

What is freaky?

[spinach]

isn't "freaky" when something unexplainable happens...that is so transcendent and magical, that attempting to define actually makes it more undefinable?

[CID_0687]

Who knew that spinach was a philosopher?

[QueenBean]

Didn't we all?

[Sisupala]

isn't "freaky" when something unexplainable happens...that is so transcendent and magical, that attempting to define actually makes it more undefinable?
Can anybody argue with that? :think:

[spinach]

isn't it amazing what you can remember from a fortune cookie 13 years ago?

[QueenBean]

Why would anyone want to argue with Spinach?

[Sisupala]

isn't it amazing what you can remember from a fortune cookie 13 years ago?
It was that good? (Between the sheets?)

[spinach]

Why would anyone want to argue with Spinach?

Why would anyone try to fight QueenBean??

:doh:

[Sisupala]

Why would anyone try to fight QueenBean??

:doh:
Now that's a question. ;)

[spinach]

It was that good? (Between the sheets?)


aren't you twisting the facts into some freaky fantasy of projection?

[Sisupala]

aren't you twisting the facts into some freaky fantasy of projection?
Would you believe I'm just reporting the facts, sir?

[QueenBean]

Wouldn't you think that I would be fun to fight with?

[spinach]

Wouldn't you think that I would be fun to fight with?

Wouldn't it be fun to fight, just so it requires a make up later?

:think:

[QueenBean]

Why is my computer so slow? Could it be the grotto water, Spinach? :eh:

[spinach]

Why is my computer so slow? Could it be the grotto water, Spinach? :eh:


isn't the cure for your computer to have me give you mouth to mouth for a few minutes, so that the computer can get more oxygen?

[QueenBean]

Is that really the cure, or are you just making things up?

[spinach]

Is that really the cure, or are you just making things up?

isn't the only way to know, to try it?

[CID_0687]

if it hurts doesn't drinking ease the pain?

[QueenBean]

Andrew, Should I trust Spinach?

[CID_0687]

Do you like things like that done to your toes?

[QueenBean]

Could I get a pedicure instead?

[spinach]

wouldn't it be better to just try the resuscitation and revive the poor computer?

[CID_0687]

Did that answer your question?

[QueenBean]

Did you know that I have more?

[spinach]

Could I get a pedicure instead?


wouldn't you prefer a nice back massage-- it makes the computer faster, too

??

[QueenBean]

Are you sure........?

[CID_0687]

It would probably be a good idea to leave the two of you alone huh?

[spinach]

isn't a chaparone required to keep the PG rating?

[CID_0687]

Haven't you already gone to the PG13 rating with the toe thing?

[spinach]

Are you sure........?

Are you saying I don't know how to play.....doctor?

[QueenBean]

....but can you play Geek Squad?

[spinach]

....but can you play Geek Squad?

should't a massive reboot of your lips back onto mine restore the system to optimal effeciency?

[QueenBean]

You do realize that this conversation has nowhere to go but into double entendre land, right?

[spinach]

You do realize that this conversation has nowhere to go but into double entendre land, right?

You do realize that formatting your system requires that sensual hugging begin before the files are copied to disk?

[QueenBean]

Why do the IT guys at work keep telling me that, too?

[spinach]

isn't your system in need of a registry kissing, to remove lipstick from the hard drive?

[CID_0687]

Lipstick on the harddrive, have we moved into the XXX category?

[QueenBean]

Doesn't that sound like a title of a really good song?

[CID_0687]

Do you think if I wrote and posted "Lipstick On The Hard Drive" I would be banned for censorship issues? There would be these *** all over the place.

[Sisupala]

Why are you being such a gentleman?

[QueenBean]

Are things getting out of hand?

[CID_0687]

Me a gentleman? Could you believe I feel insulted?

[spinach]

QueenBean, isn't the best way to solve the computer problems to just place your lips on mine, hug a little, and then set the computer to defragment the disk, while we defragment your lipstick?

[CID_0687]

Are things getting out of hand?
Isn't that what happens?

[CID_0687]

QueenBean, isn't the best way to solve the computer problems to just place your lips on mine, hug a little, and then set the computer to defragment the disk, while we defragment your lipstick?
Could that be the opening lyric?

[QueenBean]

Wouldn't you guess that if we poured a scotch for Spinach, he could write the whole silly song?

[Sisupala]

QueenBean, isn't the best way to solve the computer problems to just place your lips on mine, hug a little, and then set the computer to defragment the disk, while we defragment your lipstick?
Could you be more explicit?

[spinach]

Wouldn't you guess that if we poured a scotch for Spinach, he could write the whole silly song?

Wouldn't QueenBean prefer a real song, a love song?

[QueenBean]

Don't you already know what my response to that would be?

[CID_0687]

Do you think we want that crap? Don't you think we'd prefer further elaboration on Lipstick on the Hard Drive?

[Sisupala]

Popcorn, anybody?

[CID_0687]

Did you know that I once got a popcorn kernel lodged in my throat and couldn't get it out for a week? Did you know that was painful and I haven't eaten popcorn since?

[Sisupala]

No?

[spinach]

Don't you already know what my response to that would be?

aren't guys incredibly dopey goons who have to be told everything, including "stop for directions, NOW, you jerk, we are LOST!!" ??

[CID_0687]

Would that classify as a good reason for hating popcorn? Did you also know that when my wife microwaves popcorn it smells like someone farting in my mouth?

[Sisupala]

Yes?

[Ninjacorpse]

Wouldn't you have to have someone fart in your mouth for you to know what it smells like?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't you have to have someone fart in your mouth for you to know what it smells like?
Would you believe I have a brother that's 10 years older than me? Does that answer your question?

[Ninjacorpse]

Did you just sit there and take it?

[CID_0687]

Umm..I was 7?

[Ninjacorpse]

No payback?

[CID_0687]

Does shooting him in the butt with a pellet gun count?

[Ninjacorpse]

Does shooting him in the ass with a pellet gun count?


How could that be nearly as bad as something dealing with someones rear and your face?

[CID_0687]

Maybe it was the best idea a 7 year old could come up with?

[CID_0687]

So I'm questioning myself now?

[Dreamy]

How are you all doing traveling through your second round of puberty?

[CID_0687]

Second round of puberty?

[czzzaar]

Will HGH do that for you?

[CID_0687]

Are you speaking from experience?

[Sisupala]

Does puberty ever stop?

[melinda]

Did it for you?

[Sisupala]

Is it showing? ;)

[melinda]

Would you like it to show?

[George S]

Show and Tell?

[Dreamy]

Hide and seek?

[George S]

Seek and Find?

[Sisupala]

Any of you grown-up men grown new hair lately? ;)

[Dreamy]

Are grown men always mature men?

[jet]

Are grown women always mature?

[Dreamy]

Is maturity important?

[jet]

Did you know I was asking myself that very question?

[George S]

How could we know that?

[FranklySpeaking]

what ?

[myboyzdad]

Who?

[FranklySpeaking]

I dunno, do you ?

[myboyzdad]

Does anyone really know what time it is?

[FranklySpeaking]

What time what is ?

.... "it" ?

[myboyzdad]

Why did you post that so many times?
One for each time zone?

[CID_0687]

Maybe once for each personality?

[Sisupala]

It might be a line from an old Halloween-themed stop-action movie?

[CID_0687]

Did you have to remind me of that experience?

[Sisupala]

Is it time for some Mr. #12?

[CID_0687]

Is it 5 oclock yet?

[Dreamy]

Do you mean AM or PM?

[Sisupala]

Man of principles?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to raise a glass in the PM?

[CID_0687]

Would you believe I don't have a bottle in my desk at the office?

[Sisupala]

Aren't PMs for raising antes, or lowering bars? :think:

[myboyzdad]

Is that a problem for you?

[Sisupala]

Would you believe I don't have a bottle in my desk at the office?
Does that mean you're not a private eye?

[CID_0687]

:))?

[jet]

Does that mean you're not a private eye?

Shouldn't one have a dame and a bottle?

[myboyzdad]

Is a laugh a question?

[CID_0687]

Who has a problem?

[CID_0687]

Shouldn't one have a dame and a bottle?
Would you believe the dame took off with the bottle?

[myboyzdad]

What dame?

[jet]

Didn't you see the dame over there with the bottle?

[George S]

The one doing her nails?

[myboyzdad]

Fingers or toes?

[CID_0687]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[Dreamy]

Would like to know what?

[CID_0687]

umm...what beach the sea nymph is on?

[George S]

How does she do her nails in that position?

[Sisupala]

Would you believe the dame took off with the bottle?
Don't you at least have a napkin with lipstick on it--for your desk drawer?

[Dreamy]

Do you like my nails?

[jet]

How do you know so much about this topic, Mr. Sisupala?

[myboyzdad]

What color?

[Dreamy]

The lipstick on the dame or my nails?

[myboyzdad]

What color nails?

[Dreamy]

On my fingers or in my toolbox?

[Sisupala]

How do you know so much about this topic, Mr. Sisupala?
Doesn't everybody know about PI lore? :)

[myboyzdad]

Can we clean it up in here please? ;) :))

[jet]

What is wrong with you?

[myboyzdad]

Wrong with who?

[Sisupala]

Has there been a spill? Aisle seven? Bring a mop?

[Dreamy]

You tawkin to me Jet?

[jet]

Wasn't my post after MBD's? :think:

[myboyzdad]

What could be wrong?

[jet]

Is that all there is?

[CID_0687]

Wow, this is what boredom is huh?

[Sisupala]

Did somebody say something? (yawn!)

[melinda]

bored or tired?

[Sisupala]

Does going to bed late and getting up early make one bored? or just tired?

[melinda]

Does going to bed late and getting up early make one bored? or just tired?

what did you do in bed? :mrgreen:

[Sisupala]

Would you believe that for better or worse, nothing to make me more tired? ;)

[melinda]

For better or worse, nothing to make me more tired. ;)

Is that a question? ;)

[Sisupala]

Is that a question? ;)
Should I admit you got me? Could it be I'm more tired than bored? :)

[melinda]

So I don't bore you?

[Sisupala]

How could Melinda be boring? :)

[Talk2Bill]

Have you seen any suspicious bee activity today?

[melinda]

How could Melinda be boring? :)

Why are you so nice to me?

[melinda]

Have you seen any suspicious bee activity today?

I have "The Bee Movie", should I watch it?

[Talk2Bill]

Why are you so nice to me?

Are you sure he is not just patronizing you?

[melinda]

Are you sure he is not just patronizing you?

Am I ever sure of anything?

[Talk2Bill]

I have "The Bee Movie", should I watch it?

Do you think that would that help?

[melinda]

I think so, it is just a cartoon but it does give clues to the vast bee wing conspiracy! Oh they are plotting.... plotting our ever-loving DOOM!

is that a question? :mrgreen:

[Talk2Bill]

is that a question? :mrgreen:

Are you sure that is what i posted?

[melinda]

did you read this?
http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=26093171&postcount=2492

[Sisupala]

Why are you so nice to me?
Since when have I ever been nice? :)

[Sisupala]

Are you sure he is not just patronizing you?
Has T2B ever been nice?

[Frazzled]

Hey, is Andrew here this morning?

[jet]

Am I Andrew's keeper? :D

[Frazzled]

Could anyone really keep Andrew?

[jet]

Is somebody wanting to keep Andrew?

[Sisupala]

Is ol' #12 Andrew's keeper?

[jet]

Am I Andrew's keeper? :D

Did you know this was post 2500 in this thread? How cool is that?