Interview the Next Poster

[DarthBush]

God doesnt smoke pot

Why would God smoke pot when he can smoke the universe?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

He's a benevolent God, remember?

Why is it when we talk to God we're praying, but if God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

[DarthBush]

He's a benevolent God, remember?

Why is it when we talk to God we're praying, but if God talks to us we're schizophrenic?


Only democrats think that..

Why do democrats feel the need to put God in a small box

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I don't know of any Democrats who put God in a small box, but I think if they tried they'd fail.

If you could do either of the following, which would you pick...

1. Fly to the moon
2. Have sex in an anti-gravity chamber

[Gaby77]

Neither.
I don't like the toilet arrangements on those shuttles, and sex in an anti-gravity chamber just doesn't sound all that enjoyable.


Best comedian?

[DarthBush]

Neither.
I don't like the toilet arrangements on those shuttles, and sex in an anti-gravity chamber just doesn't sound all that enjoyable.


Best comedian?


All time- Richard Pryor
Current- Dave Chappelle




Why hasn't my Licking thread taken off?

[ThrowCop]

Why hasn't my Licking thread taken off?It's the germs...



Padlocks, keyed or combination?

[DarthBush]

Padlocks


Why do Drive Thru ATMs have Braile?

[melinda]

for the blind.....naturally.




Do you wear baseball caps?

[CID_0687]

Yeah, sometimes.

You think blind people can drive? :eek:

[VA-165 Boomer]

yes




don't you do your best driving with your eyes closed?

[melinda]

Yeah, sometimes.

You think blind people can drive? :eek:

when I'm in traffic, it certainly appears that many of them are blind. :rolleyes:



when was your last wreck?

[melinda]

yes




don't you do your best driving with your eyes closed?

and drunk. :))

(I'm kidding. I'm kidding.)

[VA-165 Boomer]

when I'm in traffic, it certainly appears that many of them are blind. :rolleyes:



when was your last wreck?

In traffic I'm shocked but impressed.:eek::D

[CID_0687]

when I'm in traffic, it certainly appears that many of them are blind. :rolleyes:



when was your last wreck?
About 7 years ago, two weeks before my wife and I got married, and I'll add it was my only wreck, and I was not at fault.

Did you ever have a crush on a teacher?

[melinda]

In traffic I'm shocked but impressed.:eek::D

I got a story to go w/ this one. :cool:

[jet]

About 7 years ago, two weeks before my wife and I got married, and I'll add it was my only wreck, and I was not at fault.

Did you ever have a crush on a teacher?

Yes...if a church youth music director counts as that is a teacher of sorts. We actually went on a date when I was 19 as he was then 26 :D

Who do you most admire?

[melinda]

Yes...if a church youth music director counts as that is a teacher of sorts. We actually went on a date when I was 19 as he was then 26 :D

Who do you most admire?

hmmm. tough one.
I'm not ignoring you....I'm honestly thinking.
OK, I got an answer....my paternal grandmother. That lady was awesome. A wonderful Christian and a great grandmother.



What is your favorite thing about summer?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

The end of it

Why does everyone want me to sweat so much?

[jet]

The end of it

Why does everyone want me to sweat so much?

Are you sweating while working?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Are you sweating while working?

Yes...and I work in a damn office. I'm an accountant. If I wanted to sweat all damn day, I would have learned a trade that required manual labor, not how to balance a damn ledger!!! (although, to be fair, I sweat when I'm playing Playstation too, so this probably shouldn't be such a thorn in my side, should it?)

Playstation or XBox?

[CID_0687]

Yes...and I work in a damn office. I'm an accountant. If I wanted to sweat all damn day, I would have learned a trade that required manual labor, not how to balance a damn ledger!!! (although, to be fair, I sweat when I'm playing Playstation too, so this probably shouldn't be such a thorn in my side, should it?)

Playstation or XBox?
Xbox.
(I've got a friend i use to be on the worship team with that had a simialar problem. Walking from the front row of the church to the stage, he already had sweaty pits. And he always had to come stand beside me. :sick:

What type of deodorant do you use?

[bayoubill]

Xbox.
(I've got a friend i use to be on the worship team with that had a simialar problem. Walking from the front row of the church to the stage, he already had sweaty pits. And he always had to come stand beside me. :sick:

What type of deodorant do you use?


Shower to Shower bath powder.


What were you doing at this time 20 years ago?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Xbox.
(I've got a friend i use to be on the worship team with that had a simialar problem. Walking from the front row of the church to the stage, he already had sweaty pits. And he always had to come stand beside me. :sick:

What type of deodorant do you use?

Old Spice High Endurance (high endurance my ass...2 hours after I get here I'm a damn fountain, especially in the winter when they crank the heat up)

Do you use bar soap or some sort of shower gel?

[CID_0687]

Shower to Shower bath powder.


What were you doing at this time 20 years ago?
I was at my grandma's house after school watching the Thundercats.

What were you doing?

[jet]

Old Spice High Endurance (high endurance my ass...2 hours after I get here I'm a damn fountain, especially in the winter when they crank the heat up)

Do you use bar soap or some sort of shower gel?

Shower gel...

Just curious and this question is for Dr. Funk alone...do you have or have you checked into hyperhidrosis? I know a few people that have it.

[jet]

I was at my grandma's house after school watching the Thundercats.

What were you doing?

I was finishing my AA degree at a local community college.

Do you remember your first date?

[DarthBush]

no

Do you remember your 12 1/2 date?

[CID_0687]

That's obsurd. :rolleyes:

What was the scariest moment of your life?

[Frazzled]

Laying in a hospital bed knowing that I could go either way and the choice was mine.

What color are your eyes?

[CID_0687]

Hazel with a touch of grey

Who's your favorite superhero?

[Frazzled]

Hazel with a touch of grey

Who's your favorite superhero?

Batman

Who is your favorite super hero?

[CID_0687]

You should know this...it's Spidey of course.

What was your favorite cartoon growing up/and or is still your favorite cartoon?

[Frazzled]

Hmm.... Johnny Quest when I was little - The Avatar now

(and I was just checking on Spidey)

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

[CID_0687]

Cookies and Cream

(flashback to bayoubill's question)

What were you doing twenty years ago?

[Frazzled]

...laying the groundwork for who I am today! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/flirt2.gif

Have you ever gone white water rafting?

[CID_0687]

Nope, I've thought about it, but then I think about Deliverance. :eek:

You ever gone skydiving?

[Frazzled]

Nope, I've thought about it, but then I think about Deliverance. :eek:

You ever gone skydiving?

No - (and wouldn't that nullify my life insurance?)


Have you ever been to a rodeo?

[CID_0687]

No - (and wouldn't that nullify my life insurance?)


Have you ever been to a rodeo?
To answer your first question only if you were killed in the process. Don't call the insurance company up and say "Hey fellas thought you might wanna know I'm goin skydivin" Not very wise.

Yes, I use to go to rodeos all the time. When I was a young lad I even rode steers.

What was your first job?

[Frazzled]

To answer your first question only if you were killed in the process. Don't call the insurance company up and say "Hey fellas thought you might wanna know I'm goin skydivin" Not very wise.

Yes, I use to go to rodeos all the time. When I was a young lad I even rode steers.

What was your first job?

junior high school cafeteria worker :mrgreen:


have you ever accidentally discharged a firearm?

[CID_0687]

junior high school cafeteria worker :mrgreen:


have you ever accidentally discharged a firearm?
No, but I helped my grandfather hide the hole in his ceiling from my grandmother whenever he did. :))

What is the longest you ever went without sleep?

[Frazzled]

No, but I helped my grandfather hide the hole in his ceiling from my grandmother whenever he did. :))

What is the longest you ever went without sleep?


(:)) - that's awesome! :clap:)

Probably 48 hours

What is your favorite kind of bagel?

[CID_0687]

(:)) - that's awesome! :clap:)

Probably 48 hours

What is your favorite kind of bagel?
The round ones with holes. :rolleyes:

Have you ever been to Europe?

[Frazzled]

The round ones with holes. :rolleyes:

Have you ever been to Europe?


(heathen ;))

Not the real one, but I have to the Las Vegas Strip! :mrgreen:

What's your favorite brand of hot sauce?

[CID_0687]

Is there any other brand besides Tobasco?

How many miles do you drive everday to work?

[Frazzled]

Is there any other brand besides Tobasco?

How many miles do you drive everday to work?

About five

Peanut butter & what kind of jam?

[CID_0687]

Fig preserves.

Real milk or :sick: soy?

[Frazzled]

real organic

coke or pepsi?

'nite

[CID_0687]

Coke. (self respecting southerners would have nothing else)

Star Wars or Star Trek?

[Ardathair]

Star Wars

Do you like Firefly and Serenity?

[bayoubill]

I like fireflies and serenity, but I 'spect you're talkin' 'bout something other than lightnin' bugs and bein' by yerself.

What was the closest you ever came to gettin' killed?

[free2B]

I like fireflies and serenity, but I 'spect you're talkin' 'bout something other than lightnin' bugs and bein' by yerself.

What was the closest you ever came to gettin' killed?

could it have been the kb

when was the last time you caught a lightnin' bug and made a wish and let it go?

[sircharliebrown]

could it have been the kb

when was the last time you caught a lightnin' bug and made a wish and let it go?

I've never even SEEN a firefly! :(

Why do dogs like to eat cat poop? :sick:

[free2B]

hunger or curiosity

why do you ask silly questions?

[sircharliebrown]

I think it's my first time in this thread!

(Because my dog, Charlie, cleans the litter box out all the time and it grosses me out!)

Why are you being mean to me? :(

[free2B]

is that being mean?

why don't you keep the litter box out of the dog's reach?

[sircharliebrown]

is that being mean?

why don't you keep the litter box out of the dog's reach?

Because I can't think of any other place to put it. It's in the office right now, so usually he doesn't think to go in there.

Do you have a better idea?

[free2B]

yeah but we won't go into that now

why don't you put the litter box up higher than the dog can reach?

[bayoubill]

What's wrong with the dog cleaning out the litter box?

Saves you the trouble, no?

[sircharliebrown]

yeah but we won't go into that now

why don't you put the litter box up higher than the dog can reach?

Anything higher would be a desk, table or something. Yuk! It's rarely used anyway cause the cats mostly go outside. It's more there for those....oops....need to be let out and it's 4am and everyone is sleeping moments.

Why won't you tell me your better idea?

[bayoubill]

could it have been the kb

when was the last time you caught a lightnin' bug and made a wish and let it go?


What's "the kb"?

Not familiar with catchin' a lightin' bug and lettin' it go on a wish.

Where you from anyways, free?

[sircharliebrown]

What's wrong with the dog cleaning out the litter box?

Saves you the trouble, no?

True. It does have it's benefits. But, when he comes out licking his lips and still chewing that last tasty morsel, it makes me want to barf!

[bayoubill]

I've never even SEEN a firefly! :(

Why do dogs like to eat cat poop? :sick:


Never seen a firefly (aka lightnin' bug)?

Hard to believe. You definately have been missing out on one of nature's wonders.

Where you from, SCB?


BTW, cat poop is a doggy delicacy.

[free2B]

killer bud just an off the wall response to when was the last time you were close to killed

just made the firefly thing up

NC where are you bayou?

[sircharliebrown]

Never seen a firefly (aka lightnin' bug)?

Hard to believe. You definately have been missing out on one of nature's wonders.

Where you from, SCB?


BTW, cat poop is a doggy delicacy.

About 45 minutes east of Seattle. Small farm town. More cows than anything else.

[free2B]

Anything higher would be a desk, table or something. Yuk! It's rarely used anyway cause the cats mostly go outside. It's more there for those....oops....need to be let out and it's 4am and everyone is sleeping moments.

Why won't you tell me your better idea?

my better idea probably wouldn't interest you anyway

what's any better than an ice cream cone at the park?

[sircharliebrown]

my better idea probably wouldn't interest you anyway

what's any better than an ice cream cone at the park?

An ice cream cone at the park with sprinkles on it.

Why do you assume it wouldn't interest me?

[bayoubill]

Anything higher would be a desk, table or something. Yuk! It's rarely used anyway cause the cats mostly go outside. It's more there for those....oops....need to be let out and it's 4am and everyone is sleeping moments.

Why won't you tell me your better idea?


If the cats know that they'll be able to go outside on a regular basis, then they'll wait to be let out, so you don't really need a cat box.

I put in a cat door so that the cats can go in and out of their own accord, saving me the trouble of making sure they got out when they needed to. Putting in a cat door isn't difficult.

Even if you don't put in a cat door, if you let your cats out regularly (several times a day), put the cat box outside for the first few weeks. After a short while, the cats will get the idea, and you can eventually get rid of the cat box. They'll go in the bushes, flower beds and lawn.

[free2B]

An ice cream cone at the park with sprinkles on it.

Why do you assume it wouldn't interest me?

just guessing

how about dinner at your favorite restaurant?

[sircharliebrown]

If the cats know that they'll be able to go outside on a regular basis, then they'll wait to be let out, so you don't really need a cat box.

I put in a cat door so that the cats can go in and out of their own accord, saving me the trouble of making sure they got out when they needed to. Putting in a cat door isn't difficult.

Even if you don't put in a cat door, if you put your cats out regularly (several times a day), put the cat box outside for the first few weeks. after a while, the cats will get the idea, and you can get rid of the cat box.

I didn't have a cat box for years. But I had hardwood floors too. Now, I have carpet and I'm too scared of an accident. Plus, 1 cat is extremely old and I don't trust him to hold it.

Tried the cat door. Closed that up the minute I walked into my bedroom and found a dead bird lying on the floor at my feet one day.

[sircharliebrown]

just guessing

how about dinner at your favorite restaurant?

That would be this place... http://www.wildginger.net/

Do you think you guessed wrong?

[free2B]

If the cats know that they'll be able to go outside on a regular basis, then they'll wait to be let out, so you don't really need a cat box.

I put in a cat door so that the cats can go in and out of their own accord, saving me the trouble of making sure they got out when they needed to. Putting in a cat door isn't difficult.

Even if you don't put in a cat door, if you let your cats out regularly (several times a day), put the cat box outside for the first few weeks. After a short while, the cats will get the idea, and you can eventually get rid of the cat box. They'll go in the bushes, flower beds and lawn.

that's great bayou then the dog will just have to go outside to eat kitty poop

who is your favorite cartoon character?

[free2B]

That would be this place... http://www.wildginger.net/

Do you think you guessed wrong?

I guess not

how about a movie after dinner?

[sircharliebrown]

that's great bayou then the dog will just have to go outside to eat kitty poop

who is your favorite cartoon character?

Oh, he LOVES to eat from the outdoor kitty garden.

Charlie Brown! ;)

Are you ever going to tell me your ideas?

[free2B]

Oh, he LOVES to eat from the outdoor kitty garden.

Charlie Brown! ;)

Are you ever going to tell me your ideas?

dumb question I should have known that one:doh:

why don't you come up with some good ones?

[bayoubill]

killer bud just an off the wall response to when was the last time you were close to killed

just made the firefly thing up

NC where are you bayou?


"Killer bud"?! Why, you're nothing but a punk stoner! :))

('s okay, I used to be one myself years ago.)

The firefly thing was sweet.

I'm in Louisiana, but I've got ancestral ties to NC. Who knows, we could be cousins.

What county you in?

[sircharliebrown]

I guess not

how about a movie after dinner?

I enjoy a movie now and again after dinner....as long as there is popcorn.

What is your favorite movie?

[free2B]

excalibur

I suppose yours is sleepless in seattle

[bayoubill]

About 45 minutes east of Seattle. Small farm town. More cows than anything else.


Snohomish county?

[free2B]

good question

are you really from the bayou?

[bayoubill]

I didn't have a cat box for years. But I had hardwood floors too. Now, I have carpet and I'm too scared of an accident. Plus, 1 cat is extremely old and I don't trust him to hold it.

Tried the cat door. Closed that up the minute I walked into my bedroom and found a dead bird lying on the floor at my feet one day.


Your cat brought you a gift!

You should feel honored.

BTW, the cats will kill birds when their outside whether or not you have a cat door.

[bayoubill]

that's great bayou then the dog will just have to go outside to eat kitty poop

who is your favorite cartoon character?


The cat door goes out to the front yard, where the dogs don't go.

The dog can't fit through the cat door.

The dogs are let out in the back yard.


Favorite cartoon charactor definiately not Scooby Doo.

[bayoubill]

excalibur

I suppose yours is sleepless in seattle


Excalibur?!

Helen Mirren was hawt in that!

[bayoubill]

good question

are you really from the bayou?


Yes.

[free2B]

Yes.

you're supposed to ask me somethin

have you ever eaten gator?

[sircharliebrown]

Snohomish county?

That would be north of Seattle. I'm east of Seattle in the foothills of the Cascade Mountains.

[sircharliebrown]

Your cat brought you a gift!

You should feel honored.

BTW, the cats will kill birds when their outside whether or not you have a cat door.

And outdoors is where the dead bird should stay! NOT in my bedroom!

Do you have cats?

[free2B]

And outdoors is where the dead bird should stay! NOT in my bedroom!

Do you have cats?

nope but I've got a pit bull who killed a possum in the backyard

[free2B]

are you near the coast charlie?

[bayoubill]

you're supposed to ask me somethin

have you ever eaten gator?


Yeah, I've eaten gator.

Not crazy 'bout eatin' reptiles. Rather eat crustaceans (crawfish, shrimp, crab).

I had asked you a question earlier, cuz. What county you from?

[sircharliebrown]

are you near the coast charlie?

Depends on your version of "near". It's about a 2 hour drive from me.

Have you ever seen the Pacific Ocean?

[free2B]

Yeah, I've eaten gator.

Not crazy 'bout eatin' reptiles. Rather eat crustaceans (crawfish, shrimp, crab).

I had asked you a question earlier, cuz. What county you from?

transylvania?

just joking:rolleyes: what difference does that make?

[bayoubill]

That would be north of Seattle. I'm east of Seattle in the foothills of the Cascade Mountains.


Ah, 'round about Snoqualmie then?

[bayoubill]

transylvania?

just joking:rolleyes: what difference does that make?


Just that I've recently been looking into my family genealogy, and several NC counties came up.

[sircharliebrown]

Ah, 'round about Snoqualmie then?

Not too far.....maybe an hour north of me?

What keeps you up so late?

[bayoubill]

And outdoors is where the dead bird should stay! NOT in my bedroom!

Do you have cats?


Why else would I have a cat door?

[free2B]

Depends on your version of "near". It's about a 2 hour drive from me.

Have you ever seen the Pacific Ocean?

no the furthest west I've been is Mississippi

[bayoubill]

Not too far.....maybe an hour north of me?

What keeps you up so late?


Good question.

I could ask you the same question.


BTW, the reason I ask about where you are in Washington is that I spent a lot of time up there at about this time 35 years ago.

Matter of fact, on that particular journey, I spent several days in the Bellingham city jail, after which I hitchhiked to Oroville to work in the apple orchards there.

[bayoubill]

I guess I need to ask a question...

How old are you?

[sircharliebrown]

I guess I need to ask a question...

How old are you?

32.....a few days ago.

:((

How old are you?

[bayoubill]

32.....a few days ago.

:((

How old are you?


Old enough to be your dad (56).


And, BTW, happy birthday once again.

I seem to recall your celebration went on for several days.

[sircharliebrown]

Old enough to be your dad (56).


And, BTW, happy birthday once again.

I seem to recall your celebration went on for several days.

My dad IS 56 actually!

What did you get me for my birthday?

[bayoubill]

My dad IS 56 actually!

What did you get me for my birthday?


http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?p=27842471#post27842471

Sorry I didn't make a bigger deal out of it, but it seemed you had plenty of other folks putting up way cool birthday greetings, so I kept mine low-key.

BTW, my bd was just a few days before yours.

[sircharliebrown]

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?p=27842471#post27842471

Sorry I didn't make a bigger deal out of it, but it seemed you had plenty of other folks putting up way cool birthday greetings, so I kept mine low-key.

BTW, my bd was just a few days before yours.

:hug:

But where's my present? :shifty:

[bayoubill]

:hug:

But where's my present? :shifty:


What would you like, sweetheart?

Keep in mind I'm kinda tapped out at the moment, what with a son just graduating from college and needing a car, and a daughter with two small children who's going though a divorce, both of whom have themselves just had birthdays.

[sircharliebrown]

What would you like, sweetheart?

Keep in mind I'm kinda tapped out at the moment, what with a son just graduating from college and needing a car, and a daughter with two small children who's going though a divorce, both of whom have themselves just had birthdays.

Diamonds will do. :whistle:

What did you get for your birthday?

[bayoubill]

Diamonds will do. :whistle:

What did you get for your birthday?


I can wish you diamonds, and take a rain check. :D


What did I get?

A nice birthday cake and ice cream, with my two grown kids, my littlest one (9 years old), my two grandchildren, my wife, and my 80ish parents in attendance.

It was sweet.

[jungulator]

I can wish you diamonds, and take a rain check. :D


What did I get?

A nice birthday cake and ice cream, with my two grown kids, my littlest one (9 years old), my two grandchildren, my wife, and my 80ish parents in attendance.

It was sweet.

Arg. Wrong account. Switching to SCB now.

[sircharliebrown]

I can wish you diamonds, and take a rain check. :D


What did I get?

A nice birthday cake and ice cream, with my two grown kids, my littlest one (9 years old), my two grandchildren, my wife, and my 80ish parents in attendance.

It was sweet.


Aw. How sweet.

I got a huge meal cooked for me and served on my new dining room table followed with a homemade Boston Cream Pie. It was an awesome day.

[bayoubill]

Arg. Wrong account. Switching to SCB now.


lol...

No problems, jung.

[sircharliebrown]

lol...

No problems, jung.

It was me. He had his browser open on my computer. I picked the computer up and posted, not noticing it was his browser open. Happens all the time. :wall:

[bayoubill]

Aw. How sweet.

I got a huge meal cooked for me and served on my new dining room table followed with a homemade Boston Cream Pie. It was an awesome day.


I'm sure you certainly deserved it, SCB.

I'da done it for you.

[free2B]

Good question.

I could ask you the same question.


BTW, the reason I ask about where you are in Washington is that I spent a lot of time up there at about this time 35 years ago.

Matter of fact, on that particular journey, I spent several days in the Bellingham city jail, after which I hitchhiked to Oroville to work in the apple orchards there.

I worked in the apple orchards in sodus ny way upstate. went to school in Geneseo for a while.

[bayoubill]

Upstate NY is awesome.

[bayoubill]

Oh, forgot to ask a question...

Of all the cars you've driven, which was your favorite?

[sircharliebrown]

Oh, forgot to ask a question...

Of all the cars you've driven, which was your favorite?

My first car. Camaro RS, '86. LOVED it.

What kind of car do you drive?

[bayoubill]

My first car. Camaro RS, '86. LOVED it.

What kind of car do you drive?


Right now?

1999 Ford Escort station wagon, 5-speed manual gearbox, with 120,000 miles on it.

Sweet little car. Very dependable.

[bayoubill]

Forgot to ask a question...

Who was your favorite teacher? (grade, subject, reason why)

[free2B]

Oh, forgot to ask a question...

Of all the cars you've driven, which was your favorite?

my favorite was the 2 speed yellow cahrmann ghia, just shift twice and you're breezin down the road. I also had a red five speed stick ghia which was fun too. and a blue convertible ghia for a while, I guess my favorite was my 68 Ford Fairlane with a 302, leather interior and faster than white lightnin'

[sircharliebrown]

Why do men feel the need to constantly scratching, touch, adjust their "business"? Are you guys afraid they are no longer there and need to reassure yourselves?

[free2B]

Why do men feel the need to constantly scratching, touch, adjust their "business"? Are you guys afraid they are no longer there and need to reassure yourselves?

maybe cuz it needs readjustment every now and then it's like asking why do you get hot and go to bed?

[sircharliebrown]

maybe cuz it needs readjustment every now and then it's like asking why do you get hot and go to bed?

Because that's the best place to be hot?

Speaking of which.......

Goodnight! :shifty:

[bayoubill]

Not too far.....maybe an hour north of me?

What keeps you up so late?


Enumclaw?

[free2B]

Because that's the best place to be hot?

Speaking of which.......

Goodnight! :shifty:

goodnight charlie

[bayoubill]

my favorite was the 2 speed yellow cahrmann ghia, just shift twice and you're breezin down the road. I also had a red five speed stick ghia which was fun too. and a blue convertible ghia for a while, I guess my favorite was my 68 Ford Fairlane with a 302, leather interior and faster than white lightnin'


They made a 2-speed ghia?

And you'd rather that than a 5-speed ghia?


Gimme something to work with, up-shifting and down-shifting.


BTW, was your Fairlane a stickshift, too?

[bayoubill]

Because that's the best place to be hot?

Speaking of which.......

Goodnight! :shifty:


'night, SCB.

Sweet dreams and blessings to you.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Why do men feel the need to constantly scratching, touch, adjust their "business"? Are you guys afraid they are no longer there and need to reassure yourselves?

Because, much like in a cereal box, items settle during delivery...can't have everything down there be too settled.

Who's the man?

[melinda]

God.





who's on first?

[DarthBush]

God.





who's on first?

The first basemen.. duh..

Why do you think God is a MAN?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

God is Alanis Morrisette (watch "Dogma")

Is that what you want to be saying when you meet Jesus?

[melinda]

God is Alanis Morrisette (watch "Dogma")

Is that what you want to be saying when you meet Jesus?

um, no....


what was the last thing you watched on television?

[DarthBush]

um, no....


what was the last thing you watched on television?

the weather channel


Why is the weather channel teh best?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Cause they always get it right regardless of what the local weatherpeople have to say.



Its gonna be sunny and hi of 70 sumthin this afternoon with low humidity and a 4:30 tee time.
Do you play golf?

[melinda]

Cause they always get it right regardless of what the local weatherpeople have to say.



Its gonna be sunny and hi of 70 sumthin this afternoon with low humidity and a 4:30 tee time.
Do you play golf?

yes...my long game sucks, but I've got a great short game.
I love to play "best ball" ;)




how often do you golf?

[DarthBush]

yes...my long game sucks, but I've got a great short game.
I love to play "best ball" ;)




how often do you golf?


Never..



I think i wub you. Is that a problem?

[Dreamy]

Wub away DB. No problem for me.


What thing or item have you created that makes you most proud excluding your children?

[DarthBush]

What thing or item have you created that makes you most proud excluding your children?

Besides my hot body and great hair. I would have to say the many great threads posted on the Hannity board



Dreamy, would you love me long time?

[Dreamy]

Besides my hot body and great hair. I would have to say the many great threads posted on the Hannity board



Dreamy, would you love me long time?

I would love you until your last stroke babe...keystroke that is. :))


How do you care for your hair? Type of products used and styling methods? lol

[DarthBush]

wash it every day with regular shampoo..

Never blow dry... Damages hair..

Get it trim once a month and get the sides lightly faded twice a week

Use Sebastian Molding Mud for styling... It's alcohol free...







Should I dye my hair?

[Dreamy]

wash it every day with regular shampoo..

Never blow dry... Damages hair..

Get it trim once a month and get the sides lightly faded twice a week

Use Sebastian Molding Mud for styling... It's alcohol free...







Should I dye my hair?

Interview the Next Poster doofus. :))

[Gaby77]

wash it every day with regular shampoo..

Never blow dry... Damages hair..

Get it trim once a month and get the sides lightly faded twice a week

Use Sebastian Molding Mud for styling... It's alcohol free...







Should I dye my hair?

You mean with this?
http://www.prestoimages.net/graphics08/648_pd214692_1.jpg

Are you going to star in those hopelessly desperate commercials now?

[DarthBush]

You mean with this?
http://www.prestoimages.net/graphics08/648_pd214692_1.jpg

Are you going to star in those hopelessly desperate commercials now?

No... I'm fortunate I have good hair genes..

Father had all his hair and dark when he pass. So did my grandfather..

;)

I was talking about bleaching it..


Are people from the netherlands decendant from Neaderthal?

[Gaby77]

No... I'm fortunate I have good hair genes..

Father had all his hair and dark when he pass. So did my grandfather..

;)

I was talking about bleaching it..


Are people from the netherlands decendant from Neaderthal?

What's a neaderthal.

[DarthBush]

What's a neaderthal.

Didnt i ask you?

[Gaby77]

Didnt i ask you?

Do you mean NEANDERTHAL?

[DarthBush]

Do you mean NEANDERTHAL?

Wouldnt you think i would say NEANDERTHAL if I meant NEANDERTHAL?

[Gaby77]

Wouldnt you think i would say NEANDERTHAL if I meant NEANDERTHAL?

Then I don't know what you mean. :razz:

[DarthBush]

Why is Gaby perpetuating negative Dutch sterotypes?

[Gaby77]

Why is Gaby perpetuating negative Dutch sterotypes?

So poor Americans can feel better about themselves.

[DarthBush]

okay.. I'll speak slowly..

You answer a question.

Then ask a question..


Do you understand the words that our coming out of my mouth?

[Gaby77]

okay.. I'll speak slowly..

You answer a question.

Then ask a question..


Do you understand the words that our coming out of my mouth?

No. But I can see what you just typed.

[DarthBush]

No. But I can see what you just typed.

okay.. I'll speak slowly..

You answer a question.

Then ask a question..


Do you understand the words that our coming out of my mouth?

...

[Gaby77]

How many socks have you lost in the dryer?

[conphu1]

How many pairs of socks do you own?

I lost count. And as far as I can tell none of them match. :cool:
Travel much?

[DarthBush]

I lost count. And as far as I can tell none of them match. :cool:
Travel much?

Yep.. Both for business and Personal..

Been to about 10 countries and 22 states.


If you had the chance to fly on the first mission to mars but the negative part would be you couldnt see your family/friends for 2 yrs. Would you go?

[conphu1]

Yep.. Both for business and Personal..

Been to about 10 countries and 22 states.


If you had the chance to fly on the first mission to mars but the negative part would be you couldnt see your family/friends for 2 yrs. Would you go?

Yes!

What countries have you been too?

[DarthBush]

Yes!

What countries have you been too?


canada, mexico, spain, italy, england, eqypt, France, brazil, Israel & greece

Puertorico too but its not really a country..



Have you been outside of the country? if so, where?

[conphu1]

canada, mexico, spain, italy, england, eqypt, France, brazil, Israel & greece

Puertorico too but its not really a country..



Have you been outside of the country? if so, where?

Yes. Germany, France, England, Austria, Switzerland, Belgium, Holland... Got close to Spain.

Do you like The Beatles? :razz:

[DarthBush]

Yes. Germany, France, England, Austria, Switzerland, Belgium, Holland... Got close to Spain.

Do you like The Beatles? :razz:

I love them...






How would you like to join the coldplay cult?

[JenT]

I love them...






How would you like to join the coldplay cult?

with your credit card.


Will we get there by tonight?

[THE LIGHT]

with your credit card.


Will we get there by tonight?

Don't leave me out!!!:lol:

[free2B]

They made a 2-speed ghia?

And you'd rather that than a 5-speed ghia?


Gimme something to work with, up-shifting and down-shifting.


BTW, was your Fairlane a stickshift, too?

naw the fairlane was auto but an awesome car to drive

[JenT]

You're supposed to ask a question...


Have you guys played this game?

[free2B]

Wub away DB. No problem for me.


What thing or item have you created that makes you most proud excluding your children?

probably acquireing a 3 year grant at 25g per year to fund the River Keeper program. or acquring a 50g grant to fund the children's museum art, science, and computer programs

[free2B]

You're supposed to ask a question...


Have you guys played this game?

is this a game?

How's everything with you jen, where are you from?

[Dreamy]

is this a game?

How's everything with you jen, where are you from?

Jen is not the next poster this time so I will reply Free.

I am great,all things here are running smoothly and I am from my mother's womb and was created in love by my parents. :lol:


Have you ever loved someone you have never met?

[Frazzled]

Yes


What was the last CD you purchased?

[Dreamy]

The Eagles~Long Road Out Of Eden

What is your favorite food to cook or bake? What your favorite beverage?

[nebcon]

Beverage RC Cola. Food pork chops and rice.

What is your favorite color?

sorry that was lame, didn't want to get out of sequence, no time to think

[CID_0687]

Grilling steaks, baking pecan pies, and Sweet Tea


What should I feed my kids for lunch?

[Frazzled]

Spaghetti-Os


What was the name of the last live music group you saw?

[CID_0687]

Casting Crowns


What's your favorite holiday?

[jet]

Casting Crowns


What's your favorite holiday?

Christmas

What would you consider to be the best gift to give or receive?

[Dreamy]

Christmas

What is your favorite article of clothing?

[CID_0687]

The gray pajama pants that I've had since high school.

What's your favorite breakfast food(s)?

[jet]

The gray pajama pants that I've had since high school.

What's your favorite breakfast food(s)?

Bagels and cream cheese....

What's your favorite place to dine out?

[CID_0687]

The little Mexican place uptown.

Where did you spend your last vacation?

[Dreamy]

California coast and the beaches on the NE coast.


What is your favorite appetizer?

[CID_0687]

California coast and the beaches on the NE coast.


What is your favorite appetizer?
Oysters and beer.

What are your thoughts on Spongebob?

[jet]

Oysters and beer.

What are your thoughts on Spongebob?

He's overrated.

What's your favorite cartoon character?

[Dreamy]

My thoughts are that he makes me laugh because that is the name some of my co-workers gave their boss. They have SpongeBob pics posted all over our offices. He has no idea why. :))

What is your most favorite childhood game or activity? Do you still do it?

[CID_0687]

In all fairness Jet and Dreamy posted at the same time so I will answer both questions.

My favorite cartoon character is Snarf, from the Thundercats.

My favorite childhood activity was playing Nintendo, favorite game was Paperboy...:sigh:: I don't do it anymore.

Who is your favorite distant relative, and why?

[melinda]

In all fairness Jet and Dreamy posted at the same time so I will answer both questions.

My favorite cartoon character is Snarf, from the Thundercats.

My favorite childhood activity was playing Nintendo, favorite game was Paperboy...:sigh:: I don't do it anymore.

Who is your favorite distant relative, and why?

it was my cousin, but he died. He and I were extremely close. He was the brother I never had and my best friend.



how many siblings do you have?

[CID_0687]

Originally, I had three, the sister I was closest to in age passed away 5 years ago. Now I have a brother and sister.

Were you closer to your maternal or paternal grandparents?

[melinda]

Originally, I had three, the sister I was closest to in age passed away 5 years ago. Now I have a brother and sister.

Were you closer to your maternal or paternal grandparents?

:)) my paternal grandmother....





and you? your maternal or paternal grandparents?

[CID_0687]

my maternal grandparents...my paternal grandmother lived 12 hours away.

Why did Mel laugh? Is there a funny story to share about grandma?

[melinda]

my maternal grandparents...my paternal grandmother lived 12 hours away.

Why did Mel laugh? Is there a funny story to share about grandma?

a funny story about my entire family, Andrew.....:))


anway....




what are your plans for the weekend?

[CID_0687]

a funny story about my entire family, Andrew.....:))


anway....




what are your plans for the weekend?
Same plans I have every weekend, lock myself in the bedroom all day studying.

What's your plan?

[melinda]

Same plans I have every weekend, lock myself in the bedroom all day studying.

What's your plan?

my daughter's wedding is tomorrow....



what ya studying?

[CID_0687]

my daughter's wedding is tomorrow....



what ya studying?
Old Testament...I have to read the old testament, plus a commentary book, plus watch video lectures. :shifty: So far I've only been reading the Old Testament. :))

You gots a daughter old enough to be hitched? Surely you jest.

[george kaplan]

Old Testament...I have to read the old testament, plus a commentary book, plus watch video lectures. :shifty: So far I've only been reading the Old Testament. :))

You gots a daughter old enough to be hitched? Surely you jest.

No, I don't. What are you talking about? Have you been reading the Old Testament again? :think:



Q: If you found a Godzilla egg, what would you do with it?

[Dreamy]

Old Testament...I have to read the old testament, plus a commentary book, plus watch video lectures. :shifty: So far I've only been reading the Old Testament. :))

You gots a daughter old enough to be hitched? Surely you jest.

Is that the question for the next poster? lol

[george kaplan]

Is that the question for the next poster? lol

What are you talking about? Have you been reading the OT or somethin?



Q: If you found a King Kong hairball, what would you do with it?

[Dreamy]

What are you talking about? Have you been reading the OT or somethin?



Q: If you found a King Kong hairball, what would you do with it?

Just looking for the next interview question. ;)

I would look around sheepishly for the animal that coughed it up. :))

What is the longest period of time in hours/days that you have stayed awake?

[VA-165 Boomer]

72 hrs. Vegas baby!




slots or table games?

[Dreamy]

72 hrs. Vegas baby!




slots or table games?

Got any stories from Vegas Boomer?


Table games for me.

Which state would you most desire to visit or revisit on a vacation trip and why?

[VA-165 Boomer]

Mass. Never been down that road




Can you play craps all night long? Thats my favorite.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I don't get craps and I don't understand why anyone would play it. Texas Hold 'Em, all the way.

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[Dreamy]

Mass. Never been down that road




Can you play craps all night long? Thats my favorite.

lol

Is it. I can play all night long,yes. I am a night person usually. I require little sleep and with the right games I can stay interested and awake for many hours.


Have you ever had food poisoning and if so from what?

[CID_0687]

Yep...Burger King :sick:

Do you like gladiator movies? :shifty: :)) CAn you name the movie that came from?

[Dreamy]

Yep...Burger King :sick:

Do you like gladiator movies? :shifty: :)) CAn you name the movie that came from?

Airplane. :))


You ever seen a grown man naked?

[CID_0687]

Well lookie there Scraps is a boy dog!! :))

Would you like some more shnitzengruben? (different movie, equally as funny)

[Dreamy]

Well lookie there Scraps is a boy dog!! :))

Would you like some more shnitzengruben? (different movie, equally as funny)

Funny me away Andrew. :))

[CID_0687]

Bitte baby, 15's my limit on schnitzengruben.

Does this help? Candy gram for Mongo!! "Me Mongo, ahh Mongo like candy"

[melinda]

let's give this a try and see if anyone wants to play again.....




does your SO have a special name for you?
if so what is it?

[Arya]

let's give this a try and see if anyone wants to play again.....




does your SO have a special name for you?
if so what is it?

Brat? LoL

Has the current fuel prices affect how much you drive?

[melinda]

Brat? LoL

Has the current fuel prices affect how much you drive?

nope....





what is your favorite board game?

[outfromunder]

nope....





what is your favorite board game?

TIe between Monopoly and Trivial Pursuits


What's the longest time you've gone with out eating desserts?

[CID_0687]

TIe between Monopoly and Trivial Pursuits


What's the longest time you've gone with out eating desserts?
Who'd wanna go without dessert?

If you invented a time machine where would you go and why?

[outfromunder]

Who'd wanna go without dessert?

If you invented a time machine where would you go and why?

Id go back to fix all my boneheaded decisions and mistakes.

what was your last boneheaded decision?

[CID_0687]

Probably, not buying that house when I had the chance.


What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon?

[outfromunder]

Probably, not buying that house when I had the chance.


What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon?

THis guy

What's yours?

[CID_0687]

THis guy

What's yours?
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/andrewinsuresal/thundercats.jpg

Right there, oh yeah!!

Are you still amused by cartoons?

[outfromunder]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn153/andrewinsuresal/thundercats.jpg

Right there, oh yeah!!

Are you still amused by cartoons?

Yes. Yes I am! The new ones on Cartoon Network. Not so much

Where's your next vacation destination? Mine starts next week.

[Frazzled]

Lake Havasu

Have you seen the cartoon Avatar?

[CID_0687]

Lake Havasu

Have you seen the cartoon Avatar?
No, I haven't.

What are your thoughts on Boston Cream Pie?

[Frazzled]

I don't think I have any thoughts on Boston Creme Pie...... :think:

How are you?

[CID_0687]

I don't think I have any thoughts on Boston Creme Pie...... :think:

How are you?
I'm doing well, I'm getting over the George Carlin shock, but other than that I'm peachy. :mrgreen:

And you?

[Frazzled]

Busy - but good.

Were you a George Carlin fan? Did you know he was in Vegas?

[outfromunder]

Busy - but good.

Were you a George Carlin fan? Did you know he was in Vegas?

Somewhat...Yes.


Funniest comedian?

[CID_0687]

I've been a Carlin fan, since I was about 13 and Dad let me sit up with him late one night and watch him on HBO. Mom would come in the living room every few minutes..."David, he doesn't need to be hearing this, it'll corrupt him" then she'd sit down, watch, laugh, and say "I don't understand why he has to be so vulgar, that's not funny" Then she'd laugh at another joke and go on her way. :))

You like Carlin?

[Frazzled]

Yea, he was pretty good.....people said they enjoyed his show Saturday night.


Big plans for the 4th?

[CID_0687]

Yea, he was pretty good.....people said they enjoyed his show Saturday night.


Big plans for the 4th?
We're taking the kids to a water park in Atlanta on the 3rd, probably just sit at the house grill and drink beer on the 4th...

What do you have going on?

[CID_0687]

Yea, he was pretty good.....people said they enjoyed his show Saturday night.


Big plans for the 4th?
Could it have been the dry Vegas heat that did it?

That ain't right.

[outfromunder]

We're taking the kids to a water park in Atlanta on the 3rd, probably just sit at the house grill and drink beer on the 4th...

What do you have going on?

Vacation in Texas, golf then fireworks that night.

Can you pop fireworks in your town? We can...

[CID_0687]

Vacation in Texas, golf then fireworks that night.

Can you pop fireworks in your town? We can...
Not inside the city limit, but I live about 7 miles outside of town so anything goes.

Ever had a scary fireworks moment?

[outfromunder]

Not inside the city limit, but I live about 7 miles outside of town so anything goes.

Ever had a scary fireworks moment?

Not me (not yet), but my FIL is a retired Asst. Fire Chief of our city. He used to inspect the yearly city fireworks display. ONe year the company in charge of putting the show on, had a shell explode 10 feet over everyone's head. No one was injured, but we all thought at the time, everyone standing around the setup was killed. Very scary moment.

Do you hand hold the roman candles?

[CID_0687]

Not me (not yet), but my FIL is a retired Asst. Fire Chief of our city. He used to inspect the yearly city fireworks display. ONe year the company in charge of putting the show on, had a shell explode 10 feet over everyone's head. No one was injured, but we all thought at the time, everyone standing around the setup was killed. Very scary moment.

Do you hand hold the roman candles?
No..I had an uncle that lost three fingers doing that. I do hold bottle rockets in my hand though...there a little less dangerous...unless you're shooting them at the neighbor. :shifty:

Ever had a bottle rocket war?

[outfromunder]

No..I had an uncle that lost three fingers doing that. I do hold bottle rockets in my hand though...there a little less dangerous...unless you're shooting them at the neighbor. :shifty:

Ever had a bottle rocket war?

YES!!! FUN STUFF that!
We cant have those bottle rockets here, they've been deemed illegal as the cause of multiple roof fires. GRRR


Disney Pixar or Dreamworks.

[CID_0687]

Dreamworks

Beef or chicken?

[outfromunder]

Dreamworks

Beef or chicken?

Beef if its steak, fajitas, quedillas, etc.

Chicken if it's barbecued leg quarters.


Gas grill or charcoal?

[melinda]

Beef if its steak, fajitas, quedillas, etc.

Chicken if it's barbecued leg quarters.


Gas grill or charcoal?

charcoal




how long have you been employed at your present job?

[CID_0687]

charcoal




how long have you been employed at your present job?
2 years


What have you done that has given you the biggest adrenaline rush?

[melinda]

2 years


What have you done that has given you the biggest adrenaline rush?

jumping out of an airplane.....:cool:






have you ever been to Texas?

[CID_0687]

jumping out of an airplane.....:cool:






have you ever been to Texas?
yep San Antonio, Austin and Dallas and Tecarkana.


Ever been to Alabama

[bayoubill]

jumping out of an airplane.....:cool:






have you ever been to Texas?


The first time I ever went out of state was to Texas. I love Texas!


Who did you support in the first political campaign you were involved in?

[melinda]

yep San Antonio, Austin and Dallas and Tecarkana.


Ever been to Alabama

yes....my sister lives there. :)

[melinda]

The first time I ever went out of state was to Texas. I love Texas!


Who did you support in the first political campaign you were involved in?

my mom had me licking envelopes for Nixon. :))




did you register to vote as soon as you were eligible?

[bayoubill]

my mom had me licking envelopes for Nixon. :))




did you register to vote as soon as you were eligible?


I registered 38 years ago, just after Nixon signed the 26th amendment lowering the voting age to 18.


BTW, my own first experience with politics was in 1960, when I wore one of my parents' Nixon buttons to school one day.

I was attending a Catholic school in a (at the time) heavily Democratic state, so it shouldn't surprise anybody that I got beat up at recess.


What was your favorite family activity before you turned into a teenager?

[Dreamy]

I registered 38 years ago, just after Nixon signed the 26th amendment lowering the voting age to 18.


BTW, my own first experience with politics was in 1960, when I wore one of my parents' Nixon buttons to school one day.

I was attending a Catholic school in a (at the time) heavily Democratic state, so it shouldn't surprise anybody that I got beat up at recess.


What was your favorite family activity before you turned into a teenager?


The summers we all gathered at the beach and played bocce ball or beach volleyball. When it rained it was Scrabble and Monopoly and Yahtzee. Great memories with my sisters,parents and extended family.

What sport would you never play?

[CID_0687]

The summers we all gathered at the beach and played bocce ball or beach volleyball. When it rained it was Scrabble and Monopoly and Yahtzee. Great memories with my sisters,parents and extended family.

What sport would you never play?
Water Polo...it's cruel what they do to those poor horses. :shifty:

What's your favorite tv show of all time?

[New Orleans Lady]

Water Polo...it's cruel what they do to those poor horses. :shifty:

What's your favorite tv show of all time?

Ok... please don't laugh but I love Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. I know... I know....:redface:


Describe in detail the room you are in and the staples that you like to have within arms reach when on the net?

[outfromunder]

Ok... please don't laugh but I love Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. I know... I know....:redface:


Describe in detail the room you are in and the staples that you like to have within arms reach when on the net?

Living room with TV hutch, leather couch and recliner. Computer table and a dog.

I like to have a cold can of diet coke and pretzels nearby.

Any one have a pool in their backyard? I do and I love it.

[melinda]

Living room with TV hutch, leather couch and recliner. Computer table and a dog.

I like to have a cold can of diet coke and pretzels nearby.

Any one have a pool in their backyard? I do and I love it.

I do.....
edit to add: the Red Sox and Yankees are about to play; I went and got my son's dog to come over and play. I'll be drinking beer, and watching the game outside while taking the occasional dip in the pool. It ain't the beach (where I was supposed to be this weekend) but it ain't bad. :)


do you have a television out in your garage, deck or patio? somewhere visible while you're outside?

[roger teekell]

I do.....


do you have a television out in your garage, deck or patio? somewhere visible while you're outside?

Do you and your husband have baseball season tickets?

[melinda]

Do you and your husband have baseball season tickets?

nope....but I have access to people who have lots of pull. :)


what's your favorite sport to attend in person?

[outfromunder]

I do.....


do you have a television out in your garage, deck or patio? somewhere visible while you're outside?

No, only the one in the living room. I try not to spend much time watching tv. What with the pool and all.

Wireless network? or not at all

[melinda]

No, only the one in the living room. I try not to spend much time watching tv. What with the pool and all.

Wireless network? or not at all

we don't watch a lot of tv shows, but we do watch a lot of sports.


I don't have wireless....had it, but it was always messing up.


how deep is your pool?

[roger teekell]

nope....but I have access to people who have lots of pull. :)


what's your favorite sport to attend in person?
Hmmmm...
:think:

You know I love baseball and football equally...

If my team is in a playoff hunt it's more exciting...

I love them for different reasons...

Football is probably more exciting...

But NOTHING like sitting at a baseball game...Out in the bleachers...With a Dog and a Beer..:D


Does you or your Husband's job give you the "Pull"??

[melinda]

Hmmmm...
:think:

You know I love baseball and football equally...

If my team is in a playoff hunt it's more exciting...

I love them for different reasons...

Football is probably more exciting...

But NOTHING like sitting at a baseball game...Out in the bleachers...With a Dog and a Beer..:D


Does you or your Husband's job give you the "Pull"??

I very much agree with your answer....:)

no, my husband's job is not the reason for the "pull".

who is your favorite baseball team?