Interview the Next Poster

[Frazzled]

Nope.


Have you ever had sushi?

[CID_0687]

Don't plan on it

Are you single?
no, seven years.

Do you like gladiator movies?:))

[Frazzled]

hmmmmm :think:......I liked the Russell Crow one.


What was the last DVD you bought?

[CID_0687]

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium and the Bee Movie

Do you have a favorite singer/band?

[Frazzled]

Currently it's Adam Levine & Maroon 5


Can you name all four Teletubbies?

[free2B]

Define mountain (one of those little hills you have back east :) ?)

Do you own a Red Dirt Shirt?

the catskills and it may be sleight in comparison but still quite a challenge.
don't even know what a red dirt shirt is

do blondes have more fun?

[Frazzled]

the catskills and it may be sleight in comparison but still quite a challenge.
don't even know what a red dirt shirt is

do blondes have more fun?


:)) No way!

Are you blonde?

[CID_0687]

Currently it's Adam Levine & Maroon 5


Can you name all four Teletubbies?
Dipsy, Lala, Po, and TinkyWinky

Do you like living in the city, or would you prefer a country setting?

[Frazzled]

Dipsy, Lala, Po, and TinkyWinky

Do you like living in the city, or would you prefer a country setting?


I'd rather be in a small town.

Have you always lived in the country?

[CID_0687]

I'd rather be in a small town.

Have you always lived in the country?
For the most part. I did live in town for about two years, but it was a town with about 25000 people.

Have you always lived in the city?

[Frazzled]

Nope....moved to a small town during high school....serious culture shock! :eek:

Have you ever wanted to live somewhere else?

[free2B]

:)) No way!

Are you blonde?

now I am

are you not?

[CID_0687]

Nope....moved to a small town during high school....serious culture shock! :eek:

Have you ever wanted to live somewhere else?
Yeah, I'd like to move to Nashville.

What about you?

[Frazzled]

now I am

are you not?

I am not blonde.

Have you ever had a pedicure?

[Ninjacorpse]

Yeah, I'd like to move to Nashville.

What about you?

I'm happy where I'm at.


Do you use a push mower to mow your lawn or a riding mower?

[Frazzled]

Yeah, I'd like to move to Nashville.

What about you?

Yes, I would move in a minute if I could find a comparable job.

Do you like live music in small clubs?

[CID_0687]

Yes, I would move in a minute if I could find a comparable job.

Do you like live music in small clubs?
Sure do. I use to play in a few, as well.

What's your dream job?

[Frazzled]

Megabucks Winner! :mrgreen:

What's YOUR dream job?

[free2B]

I am not blonde.

Have you ever had a pedicure?

nor a manicure deprived I guess

have you ever run through the wet grass with your bare feet?

[CID_0687]

Megabucks Winner! :mrgreen:

What's YOUR dream job?
Being an accomplished songwriter.

Where would you move if you could?

[CID_0687]

nor a manicure deprived I guess

have you ever run through the wet grass with your bare feet?
Yep.

Ever stepped in horse manure in bare feet?

[free2B]

Megabucks Winner! :mrgreen:

What's YOUR dream job?

bartender on an around the world cruiseline

dreaming or fantasizing?

[Frazzled]

Being an accomplished songwriter.

Where would you move if you could?

Either Southern Utah or Northern Idaho

Do you write songs?

[free2B]

Yep.

Ever stepped in horse manure in bare feet?

cow dung

ever ride a scary roller coaster?

[CID_0687]

Either Southern Utah or Northern Idaho

Do you write songs?
I do, mostly Praise and Worship type. But I've written some country, rock, and blues stuff as well.

Do you have any artistic ablilities?

[Frazzled]

I do, mostly Praise and Worship type. But I've written some country, rock, and blues stuff as well.

Do you have any artistic ablilities?

Some non-traditional artistic abilities.

Have you performed any of your originals?

[Ninjacorpse]

cow dung

ever ride a scary roller coaster?

yep the restraint malfunctioned and I had a death grip on it the whole ride.




Ever been in a car wreck?

[CID_0687]

Some non-traditional artistic abilities.

Have you performed any of your originals?
Yeah, at the church I was the Worship Minister at. And when I use to play in clubs I'd always do a couple of originals.

What's your favorite doughnut?

[Frazzled]

Krispy Kreme Pumpkin spice..........http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/scrappydo89012/smilies/smiley_emoticons_applaus.gif

What's your favorite dessert?

[CID_0687]

Favorite of all time would have to be my grandmother's "Earthquake Cake", it was a variation on German chocolate.

Beef or chicken?

[free2B]

yep the restraint malfunctioned and I had a death grip on it the whole ride.




Ever been in a car wreck?

yep hit from behind at a stop light still have a stiff neck.

what's the best concert you've ever attended?

[Frazzled]

Favorite of all time would have to be my grandmother's "Earthquake Cake", it was a variation on German chocolate.

Beef or chicken?

Chicken


Ever eat alligator meat?

[CID_0687]

Chicken


Ever eat alligator meat?
Once, it Tampa.

Do you like Chinese food?

[free2B]

Chicken


Ever eat alligator meat?

no

ever eat quail?

[Ninjacorpse]

yep hit from behind at a stop light still have a stiff neck.

what's the best concert you've ever attended?

Warped tour

Whats the best concert you've been too?

[bayoubill]

Hmmm...

Tough call between Janis Joplin (1969) and Led Zeppelin (1973)

Although Zep shook me,

I'd hafta say Janis wins.

She burned herself down in that concert,

And we all melted with her.


Have you ever been in jail? How long? What was the beef?

[free2B]

Warped tour

Whats the best concert you've been too?

I guess I would have to say Wings, at nassau coliseum great seats, fantastic lazer light show, huge special effects screen, great music! that was a tough one cuz I've been to lots of great concerts.

[free2B]

forgot the question. who's on first?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I don't know

Would you rather go to Atlantic City or Vegas?

[melinda]

I don't know

Would you rather go to Atlantic City or Vegas?

Vegas, Baby. ;)





do you gamble? if so, what's your favorite gambling game?

[tha malcontent™]

Vegas, Baby. ;)





do you gamble? if so, what's your favorite gambling game?

20 Dollars each @ the Video Poker @ the Bar... Quarters...

Have Free Drynks, go for a Walk up and Down the Strip... In Cripple Creek...

Retire to our Room.

Have you Ever Gambled overseas?...

:)

peace...

[DarthBush]

nope...


Ever been to Lake Tittikaka?

[tha malcontent™]

nope...


Ever been to Lake Tittikaka?

Nope, but Every Child has Giggled about it...

Was your Utility Bill Higher this Past Winter Compared to the Previous?...

:)

peace...

[DarthBush]

No

Would you say Jesus could benchpress Jupiter?

[PaleoPaul]

Uhhh...

Can you?

[bayoubill]

No. Jesus didn't come here to impress us with his physical strength.

Would you say that DarthBush is capable of posting intellegent questions?

[PaleoPaul]

That'll be the day.

How many TP threads can bayoubill create?

[DarthBush]

That'll be the day.

How many TP threads can bayoubill create?



Does it matter? they all suck




Should i take Bill under my wing and help him with his innernet posting?

[melinda]

Does it matter? they all suck




Should i take Bill under my wing and help him with his innernet posting?

no



are you going to start any new threads today?

[tha malcontent™]

no



are you going to start any new threads today?

It's Likely... ;)

Any Summer Vaca Plans?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

It's Likely... ;)

Any Summer Vaca Plans?...

:)

peace...

a few small trips.....for Red Sox games and the beach mostly.




what are your summer vaca plans?

[tha malcontent™]

a few small trips.....for Red Sox games and the beach mostly.




what are your summer vaca plans?

Hospital Delivery Room, and then Home for a Week with the Recovering Wife, Newest Addition and my lil one!...

Which Season is your Favorite?

:)

peace...

[Jesso]

Just the showing off the baby summer tour
Zack wants to go camping, but I don't know if I can manage that before the other one is born...

What's the weather like today?


To answer Mal's question.. Fall
and sorry TC, so was I :(

[Dr. Funkenstein]

It's sunny, windy and supposed to get up to the mid-60's here in Coatesville, PA.

Would you rather have a power outage during a heat wave or a cold snap?

[Jesso]

Cold

Are you a morning or night person?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Ask me that tonight

Who's your favorite rapper? (and don't say they all suck...you all know you've liked at least one rap song)

[DarthBush]

I'm a big Busta Rhymes fan!


So, what's the Dilly o?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

It's on and poppin', son!

Do you give shout outs?

[DarthBush]

It's on and poppin', son!

Do you give shout outs?

No, that's so 1998


What were you doing in 1998?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I was working at The Wall and I was on the 2nd of my six majors (if you can call "undeclared" a major)

If I said "so I got that going for me...", how would you respond?

[DarthBush]

I was working at The Wall and I was on the 2nd of my six majors (if you can call "undeclared" a major)

If I said "so I got that going for me...", how would you respond?


Gay horse porn?



Why would you have Gay horse porn going for you, funk?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

You've got more issues than Time Magazine.

How much does your spouse spend on therapy every week?

[DarthBush]

You've got more issues than Time Magazine.

How much does your spouse spend on therapy every week?

0. We have a great HMO

If you were a tree, would you let your children chop you down for firewood?

[jet]

No.

How often does your Psychiatrist increase your meds?

[DarthBush]

i dont take meds.. They make me gain weight..

Why do meds make you gain weight? Is it all a conspricy between big pharm and slim fast?

[jet]

i dont take meds.. They make me gain weight..

Why do meds make you gain weight? Is it all a conspricy between big pharm and slim fast?

I don't take meds either....and :)) to the conspiracy theory.

What's your favorite pastime?

[DarthBush]

I don't take meds either....and :)) to the conspiracy theory.

What's your favorite pastime?

Umm... nothing... Seriously... :(


What pastime should i be enjoying?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Naked ocean swimming...it's FANNN-tastic!

Why are you against pastimes?

[jet]

Naked ocean swimming...it's FANNN-tastic!

Why are you against pastimes?

Aren't you afraid you will get bit by a jellyfish? ;)

[melinda]

Aren't you afraid you will get bit by a jellyfish? ;)

nope...:)





do you have a bumper sticker on your vehicle?

[jet]

nope...:)





do you have a bumper sticker on your vehicle?

Nope.

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothing?

[george kaplan]

Dillard's

Knife and steel-toes ~or~ .380 and flipflops?

[jet]

9mm and flip flops ;)

What do you like most about Summer?

[DarthBush]

9mm and flip flops ;)

What do you like most about Summer?

The half naked women



Why do women scream when i try to pinch their butts?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Because they turn around and see a giant phallic helmet?

I'm re-asking...if you could be any Muppet, which Muppet would you be?

[jet]

Because they turn around and see a giant phallic helmet?

I'm re-asking...if you could be any Muppet, which Muppet would you be?

Animal for sure...I love that guy.


Do you prefer high class restaurants or the local bar and grill?

[Proserpina]

Animal.

What is the weather like where you are right now?

[jet]

Animal.

What is the weather like where you are right now?

LOL!!!! Great minds and all.

Foggy and cool

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Didn't you ask me that already?

Do you watch Lost?

[jet]

Didn't you ask me that already?

Do you watch Lost?

I don't think so and no

If your life were a soap opera, what would the title be?

[DarthBush]

I don't think so and no

If your life were a soap opera, what would the title be?

Opera suck antballs..

I love that title..


Why is paper white?

[Proserpina]

Not all paper is white.

Why does DB think all paper is white?

[george kaplan]

Because he's color blind.

Who will be the One?

[DarthBush]

Because he's color blind.

Who will be the One?


that's pretty obvious



Now, that we all know that I'm the one.
Who will be # 6

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Stan Musial

Who will your racist belong to when you're gone?

[jet]

Stan Musial

Who will your racist belong to when you're gone?

Us of course.

Who are number 2-5?

[DarthBush]

Us of course.

Who are number 2-5?


Jet, Amy, Lee and Good life


Why did i make Goodlife # 5?

[jet]

Jet, Amy, Lee and Good life


Why did i make Goodlife # 5?

I'm more curious why I'm even in the grouping :eek:

Are you a Star Trek fan?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Hell no

Are you gonna go my way?

[DarthBush]

I'm more curious why I'm even in the grouping :eek:

Are you a Star Trek fan?



God no.. I go one step further and proclaim all trekkies should be executed at my command..





So, what type of stuff will we being doing in Heaven with jesus? (when i say we, i dont include Amy and Drfunk)

[jet]

Hell no

Are you gonna go my way?

Is that one way?

Why don't you like Star Trek? Does that include The Next Generation, Voyager, Deep Space Nice, etc?

[jet]

God no.. I go one step further and proclaim all trekkies should be executed at my command..





So, what type of stuff will we being doing in Heaven with jesus? (when i say we, i dont include Amy and Drfunk)

Singing and working and eating.

Are you sure you will be in heaven :think:

[DarthBush]

Singing and working and eating.

Are you sure you will be in heaven :think:


Pfft, Jesus knows who all the cool people are.. Definetly...




Do you think I'll have super powers when i get to heaven?

You think i could beat Jesus in an arm wrestling contest?

[jet]

Pfft, Jesus knows who all the cool people are.. Definetly...




Do you think I'll have super powers when i get to heaven?

You think i could beat Jesus in an arm wrestling contest?

No
and No
Is it time for lunch yet?

[DarthBush]

No
and No
Is it time for lunch yet?

Its almost 4pm

You're 3 hrs late..


Why are you 3 hrs late?

[jet]

Its almost 4pm

You're 3 hrs late..


Why are you 3 hrs late?

Because in Cali it's only 12:55...

If you were a tree, what type of a tree would you be?

[DarthBush]

Because in Cali it's only 12:55...

If you were a tree, what type of a tree would you be?


bambo... I hear they're very hard... LOL i said hard

Okay


If there's a party in pants and I said you were invited. How long would it take you to drive to Philly?

[jet]

bambo... I hear they're very hard... LOL i said hard

Okay


If there's a party in pants and I said you were invited. How long would it take you to drive to Philly?

Depends if I could hitch a ride with all of the other ladies that are invited...

Where is Melinda?

[DarthBush]

Depends if I could hitch a ride with all of the other ladies that are invited...

Where is Melinda?


She's took a flight to philly :razz:


Why is melinda such a cutie?

[melinda]

She's took a flight to philly :razz:


Why is melinda such a cutie?

b/c God made her that way. :cool:




why does DB have such a way w/ the ladies??

[jet]

b/c God made her that way. :cool:




why does DB have such a way w/ the ladies??

Because we feel sorry for him.

How soon until you gain a son, Miss Melinda? :dance:

[melinda]

Because we feel sorry for him.

How soon until you gain a son, Miss Melinda? :dance:

12 days.....:)
thanks for asking.





what was the last book you read?

[jet]

12 days.....:)
thanks for asking.





what was the last book you read?

Whew hoo :dance:

Safe People by Henry Cloud and John Townsend.

Have you ever attended a marriage conference or seminar?

[Dreamy]

Animal.

What is the weather like where you are right now?

Actually quite nice and sunny although not warm enough for me


If you could come back after death as an animal which one would you choose to be?

[VA-165 Boomer]

lap dog.










why are you so...

[Dr. Funkenstein]

lap dog.




why are you so...

Amazing? Because I'm just me.

Who's the man?

[jet]

Amazing? Because I'm just me.

Who's the man?

Mr Jet...

Do you think it's rude when people don't follow the rules of this particular game?

[Dreamy]

Amazing? Because I'm just me.

Who's the man?

I would say it depends who is asking who.

What time do you usually eat dinner/supper?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

7:30-8:00...depends on when I get home from work.

How long do you work every day?

[melinda]

7:30-8:00...depends on when I get home from work.

How long do you work every day?

all day every day....I'm a wife and mother. ;)




who is your favorite author?

[Dreamy]

7:30-8:00...depends on when I get home from work.

How long do you work every day?

Around 10 at work,more on the weekends.

Do you like soup and if so what kind?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Love soup, Chunky Honey Roasted Ham or any Italian Wedding.

Favorite author is Bill Simmons

Ever find Waldo?

[Dreamy]

Love soup, Chunky Honey Roasted Ham or any Italian Wedding.

Favorite author is Bill Simmons

Ever find Waldo?

Yes I have. lol

Did you ever get lost as a child?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Yes I have. lol

Did you ever get lost as a child?

You mean "lost" like my parents telling me to "get lost" for twenty minutes when I was a kid, leading to me coming back 25 minutes later to find my dad doing things to my mom I'll never erase from my head, no matter how much therapy I get? Yes.

Did you ever forget your spouse's birthday?

[melinda]

You mean "lost" like my parents telling me to "get lost" for twenty minutes when I was a kid, leading to me coming back 25 minutes later to find my dad doing things to my mom I'll never erase from my head, no matter how much therapy I get? Yes.

Did you ever forget your spouse's birthday?

nope....never.



when was the last time you were in a liquor store?

[Dreamy]

You mean "lost" like my parents telling me to "get lost" for twenty minutes when I was a kid, leading to me coming back 25 minutes later to find my dad doing things to my mom I'll never erase from my head, no matter how much therapy I get? Yes.

Did you ever forget your spouse's birthday?

I have not.

Do you like watching competetions or competing yourself?

[george kaplan]

Months ago.

What was the last piece of actual literature you read?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

1. Competing myself

2. Umm..."Now I Can Rest in Peace"- Bill Simmons

You're on death row, night before you get plugged in...what's your last meal?

[Truthagent007]

Something really rancid so I can puke all over them?


ETA: What was the longest vacation you have had, and where was it?

[melinda]

Something really rancid so I can puke all over them?


ETA: What was the longest vacation you have had, and where was it?


2 weeks....South Africa




how many times have you been in love?

[DarthBush]

I love Pizza.. Does that count?

Who makes the best pizza?

[melinda]

I love Pizza.. Does that count?

Who makes the best pizza?

I'm not sure....haven't had them all yet.




how many times a night do you get up to pee?

[DarthBush]

umm 0

What shade of yellow is your pee?

[melinda]

umm 0

What shade of yellow is your pee?

depends on how much water I've had....


can we talk about something else?

[Gaby77]

Yes. ANYTHING else.


Would do you consider the best vacation spot?

[DarthBush]

Spain.. Everything else is crap.. yes, crap


Are you enjoying the Fire Watch/Stormy LDS drama in the mod forum? LOL

[PaleoPaul]

All Mod Forum dramas are fun

Football or Basketball?

[DarthBush]

All Mod Forum dramas are fun

Football or Basketball?


Football...

But did you actually check out the thread? OH MY.. :))

[Ron Jon]

Football...

But did you actually check out the thread? OH MY.. :))Yes. Do you believe Jesus is alive and coming again?

[Gaby77]

Football or Basketball?

Depends on the season(and how well the Jazz are doing). :mrgreen:


If you could be any fruit....? :whistle:

[JimGP20]

Pomegranite.... because they're impossible to eat.



Are you the type of person who revels in the misery of others?

[Ron Jon]

No, eventhough I did put a few cents into the thread.



Are you the type of person who revels in the misery of others?No. Are you the type of person who rejoices at the success of others?

[PaleoPaul]

Sure

Do you like summer?

[DarthBush]

no.. too hot


Why is the summer so hot

[Gaby77]

Cause there is an opposite in all things.


If you could be any animal, what would you be?

[Ron Jon]

Cause there is an opposite in all things.


If you could be any animal, what would you be?A Grizzly Bear. If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be?

[Gaby77]

A griffin.


What makes the perfect date?

[DarthBush]

A griffin.


What makes the perfect date?


My sexy looks and charm


Why am i so damn sexy?

[markd]

My sexy looks and charm


Why am i so damn sexy?Your sweet ass.

DO my biceps intimidate you?

[DarthBush]

Your sweet ass.

DO my biceps intimidate you?

Only when their wrapped around my sweet ass.. (how gay)


Are we embarking in homoerotic gay play?

[markd]

Only when their wrapped around my sweet ass.. (how gay)


Are we embarking in homoerotic gay play?Yes. Wanna hold hands?

[Gaby77]

Only when their wrapped around my sweet ass.. (how gay)


Are we embarking in homoerotic gay play?

It's getting borderline, yes.

What would make a perfect day?

[DarthBush]

Mark with his hot biceps and me with my hot ass

Would you like to make it a threesome Gaby?

[Gaby77]

I'm not the desperate.


What do I do to get that picture out of my mind now?

[DarthBush]

I'm not the desperate.


What do I do to get that picture out of my mind now?

because you secretly love homoerotic adventures that include pirates




Why do you like stories about gay pirates?

[Gaby77]

I have a thing for Johnny Depp.


What makes a good movie?

[markd]

I have a thing for Johnny Depp.


What makes a good movie?Kevin Spacey.

What makes a bad one?

[Gaby77]

Forced happy endings.


Favorite novel?

[DarthBush]

Forced happy endings.


Favorite novel?


Iliad and Odyssey


What is your biggest fear in life?

[Gaby77]

Getting deep, huh? Losing my independence.


Favorite flower?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Tulips

Best political book you ever read (and don't kiss Hannity's ass here :) )

[DarthBush]

Liberal facism by J Goldberg

Well written and research


Do you believe in God?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Yes, all 25 of them...even the secret ones (note: All Saints' Day after I got home from school, two Jehovah's Witnesses are rolling up my street. Thinking quickly, I grabbed my dad's Dracula cape and fangs, dripped some fake blood on my mouth and waited. When they got to me..."Do you believe in the Lord?" I looked in the shorter one's eyes and said "yes...all 25 of them, even the secret ones. Do you believe in animal sacrifice?"

Ever had Coldstone?

[DarthBush]

no, dont drink

which is our closet neignboring star?

[melinda]

no, dont drink

which is our closet neignboring star?

I think Farrah Fawcett grew up close to me....but she's a lot older than I am,so I could be wrong.






how many siblings do you have?

[Truthagent007]

I am the second oldest but first born. I have 3 other siblings.

If you could do anything you wanted to do, what career would you pick and why?

[Dreamy]

A dancer and then a dance teacher or something in the sporting world.

Do you have any relatives you would like to disown?

[myboyzdad]

Yes.
But you can never lose your family (Godfather pt 2)



Dream job?

[Dreamy]

Yes.
But you can never lose your family (Godfather pt 2)



Dream job?

lol I like MBD. ;)

My dream job would be in sports. I would love a job that would allow some travel at this point in my life.

What frightened you the most as a child?

[outfromunder]

lol I like MBD. ;)

My dream job would be in sports. I would love a job that would allow some travel at this point in my life.

What frightened you the most as a child?

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory... I dreamed I was one of the disappearing kids...


What Frightens you as an adult?

[bayoubill]

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory... I dreamed I was one of the disappearing kids...


What Frightens you as an adult?


The next four years...

How do like your coffee?

[Dreamy]

The next four years...

How do like your coffee?


Half & Half,no sugar

What is your favorite junk food?

[AeroEngineer]

Half & Half,no sugar

What is your favorite junk food?

Hershey's Bar With Almonds


What do you like on your hamburger/cheeseburger?

[bayoubill]

Hershey's Bar With Almonds


What do you like on your hamburger/cheeseburger?


sesame seed bun, toasted,
mayonnaise and mustard on both halves of the bun,
hamburger patty, medium done, with no cheese,
black pepper and a dash of salt,
hot sauce,
lettuce and spinach,
slice of onion,
slice of tomato

ketchup on the side, to dip the burger.


Who was your favorite person when you were 12 years old?

[NKT]

sesame seed bun, toasted,
mayonnaise and mustard on both halves of the bun,
hamburger patty, medium done, with no cheese,
black pepper and a dash of salt,
hot sauce,
lettuce and spinach,
slice of onion,
slice of tomato

ketchup on the side, to dip the burger.


Who was your favorite person when you were 12 years old?

Bill Cosby

Hot or cold?

[Ninjacorpse]

Bill Cosby

Hot or cold?

Cold


What's your biggest regret?

[Proserpina]

I don't really have any because I learn from my experiences, but I would have done a few things differently in one or two past relationships.

What are your plans for the upcoming holiday weekend?

[mdk190]

I don't really have any because I learn from my experiences, but I would have done a few things differently in one or two past relationships.

What are your plans for the upcoming holiday weekend?

I plan on helping my friend plant flower at her new house, attend picnics, drink beers, and watch the Penguins sail through the finals (hopefully).


What is your biggest pet peeve?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

People who slip their posts in while I'm typing

Ever watched fireworks from a plane?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Nope.

Ever watched fireworks from the very top of a multi-level building?! (I have and it was pretty cool!!!)

[DarthBush]

Yes.

Innernets drama? LOL or :(

[Dr. Funkenstein]

One...two if you count Accounting as a language

Do you ever just want to slap someone and say "stop being so stupid!"

[FoxGranadaChuck]

If I had a dollar for each and every time that I so wanted to do that, I would have a personal worth that could come close to rivaling that of Bill Gates!!!


Have you ever driven an expensive car (Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc.)?

[melinda]

If I had a dollar for each and every time that I so wanted to do that, I would have a personal worth that could come close to rivaling that of Bill Gates!!!


Have you ever driven an expensive car (Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc.)?

not quite that expensive.....




have you ever lived in an apartment?

[ThrowCop]

not quite that expensive.....




have you ever lived in an apartment?5 apartments before I bought my 1st house.

Never since then except temporarily when I relocated for jobs.




What kind of alarm clock sound do you wake to?

[melinda]

5 apartments before I bought my 1st house.

Never since then except temporarily when I relocated for jobs.




What kind of alarm clock sound do you wake to?

a meow.....the cat wakes me up way before the alarm goes off. :))






did you graduate from school early? (skip a grade, etc.?)

[jet]

Nope...I was 18 as a senior in HS so I could write my own absence excuses. I was absent a lot my senior year :)

What's the highest level of education you have achieved or are pursuing?

[melinda]

Nope...I was 18 as a senior in HS so I could write my own absence excuses. I was absent a lot my senior year :)

What's the highest level of education you have achieved or are pursuing?

some college....never graduated though.






do you like cracker jacks?

[jet]

some college....never graduated though.






do you like cracker jacks?


Not really.

What's your favorite stadium food?

[melinda]

Not really.

What's your favorite stadium food?

probably the good old chili cheese dog w/ lots of sauerkraut and mustard.





what is your favorite flower?

[VA-165 Boomer]

some college....never graduated though.






do you like cracker jacks?

no but I'm crazy about the idea of a surprise in every box!:whistle:

[VA-165 Boomer]

probably the good old chili cheese dog w/ lots of sauerkraut and mustard.





what is your favorite flower?

wrong thread:razz:

[melinda]

for Boom's last two responses....:)) :)) :))

could you believe "lovebox"?? I'm still laughing.


and for BGG, I really am not trying to be mean and/or rude, but that word totally and completely cracked me up.

[BasicGreatGuy]

for Boom's last two responses....:)) :)) :))

could you believe "lovebox"?? I'm still laughing.


and for BGG, I really am not trying to be mean and/or rude, but that word totally and completely cracked me up.

:razz:

How many hours a day, do you spend on here?

[DarthBush]

Fifgene thousand


Dealing with Roaches or dealing with annoying relatives

[Truthagent007]

I'd rather deal with roaches.

If you lived in a rural area, and you knew no one was going to stop over for one month, would you let your housework go during that time?

[BasicGreatGuy]

Fifgene thousand


Dealing with Roaches or dealing with annoying relatives

I will deal with either one. You can have a a "break-through" at times with the relatives, that leads to new understanding, and appreciation. Its not always easy mind you.

What would you do, if you were prevented from logging into Hannity.com?

[BasicGreatGuy]

I'd rather deal with roaches.

If you lived in a rural area, and you knew no one was going to stop over for one month, would you let your housework go during that time?

I wouldn't let it go.

If your hubby or s/o came home, and said, pack your bags. We are going on a trip. Would you ask questions, or would you pack your bags, and go with the flow?

[melinda]

I wouldn't let it go.

If your hubby or s/o came home, and said, pack your bags. We are going on a trip. Would you ask questions, or would you pack your bags, and go with the flow?

I'd be asking questions while packing my bags.......






have you ever seen the "Mona Lisa" at the louvre museum?

[DarthBush]

yes, i have.

Have you ever visited one of 200 castles in spain?

[melinda]

yes, i have.

Have you ever visited one of 200 castles in spain?

I've never been to Spain. :((


have you ever been to a concentration camp?

[thr3]

I'd be asking questions while packing my bags.......






have you ever seen the "Mona Lisa" at the louvre museum?

Well yes I have. Because I am "cultured" you see. Or a bloke with too much money.

Meh.

Anyhow. My question.

Paris or rome?

[thr3]

I've never been to Spain. :((


have you ever been to a concentration camp?

A defunct one yes. Been to Auschwitz. Pretty era really.

[Proserpina]

Well yes I have. Because I am "cultured" you see. Or a bloke with too much money.

Meh.

Anyhow. My question.

Paris or rome?

Haven't been there in a while, but I love Rome. I've never been to Paris.

Have you ever been skydiving (and if not would you go)?

[rob_b52]

Fifgene thousand


Dealing with Roaches or dealing with annoying relatives

I deal with annoying family members with roaches... but I find it easier to just twist up a new one rather than smoke what is left of the previous.

[rob_b52]

I wouldn't let it go.

If your hubby or s/o came home, and said, pack your bags. We are going on a trip. Would you ask questions, or would you pack your bags, and go with the flow?

I detest travel and rarely go anywhere.... so, pack my bags and go somewhere is not an option.

Have you ever gotten lost in the town you live in?

[melinda]

I detest travel and rarely go anywhere.... so, pack my bags and go somewhere is not an option.

Have you ever gotten lost in the town you live in?

:)) :)) :))
my town is too small.....so nope.





what is your favorite morning "wake-up" beverage?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:)) :)) :))
my town is too small.....so nope.

what is your favorite morning "wake-up" beverage?

Diet Mountain Dew Code Red

Why do people drive in the rain with their lights off?

[DarthBush]

Why do people drive in the rain with their lights off?


Are we talking about in the morning or night?

If Obama's chickens have come home to roost. Would you join him in a big chicken dinner?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Are we talking about in the morning or night?

Doesn't matter. The law here is that if it's raining, your lights are supposed to be on.

If Obama's chickens have come home to roost. Would you join him in a big chicken dinner?

If a presidential candidate invited me to dinner, I'd probably accept regardless of their political stance.

Why are they not consulting with the Hoff on the Knight Rider remake?

[DarthBush]

Why are they not consulting with the Hoff on the Knight Rider remake?


because he's a homo...

Would Dr Funk have the Hoff's baby?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

because he's a homo...

Would Dr Funk have the Hoff's baby?

I'd rather have DB's baby.

What did your wife say when you told her you picked your nose and ate it?

[DarthBush]

I'd rather have DB's baby.

What did your wife say when you told her you picked your nose and ate it?

She said "You do that like Dr Funk"


Why are you so jealous of me?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Because I don't have a phallic helmet

I lost my number...can I have yours?

[DarthBush]

No..


When you dial 215-867-5309, did Jenny pick up?

[Arya]

No, she changed it to an unlisted number :))

Have you ever gone outside to watch any type of violent weather (tornado, hurricane, thunderstorm)?

[CID_0687]

I'm outside everytime there's a thunderstorm...I love it.

Chicken or waffles or Chicken and waffles?

[rob_b52]

:)) :)) :))
my town is too small.....so nope.





what is your favorite morning "wake-up" beverage?

my town isn't very big either.....

I enjoy Monster energy drink in the XXL can

[rob_b52]

No, she changed it to an unlisted number :))

Have you ever gone outside to watch any type of violent weather (tornado, hurricane, thunderstorm)?

I have never seen a tornado in Maine. We have local ordinances for that.

we have had hurricanes, but by the time they make it up the eastern seaboard they are not much more than tropical depressions. I love to go outside during thunderstorms.

[DarthBush]

is it so hard to follow the rules?

[rob_b52]

is it so hard to follow the rules?

I thought they were more like guidelines...... did you make up the rules?

[melinda]

I'm outside everytime there's a thunderstorm...I love it.

Chicken or waffles or Chicken and waffles?

I'll take chicken OR waffles b/c I sure don't want chicken AND waffles. ew.





Do you wear glasses?

[DarthBush]

nope.. got lasik


Got milk?

[melinda]

nope, I don't.





how many tv's are in your house?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

nope, I don't.

how many tv's are in your house?

Three...living room, office and bedroom

Ever get walked in on during sex?

[DarthBush]

Three...living room, office and bedroom

Ever get walked in on during sex?


yes.. but i cant share that story...



What is your SSN?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

yes.. but i cant share that story...

What is your SSN?

Since I don't have lifelock, it's 20X-XX-XXXX

If Obama gets elected, will you move?

[DarthBush]

No.. The country sings from right to left and left to right.


Should i start my diet today or wait for Tuesday?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Wait for Tuesday. I couldn't ask you to skip the BBQ circuit on Monday.

Is it me, or is it getting darker?

[Frazzled]

It's you.

Big plans for the weekend?

[CID_0687]

I'll probably be stuck in the bedroom studying again.

You planning on losing all you change at the slots this weekend or what?

[Frazzled]

I got a new stand mixer to play with ...... I'll be baking all weekend! :D

Do you own a study hammock?

[CID_0687]

Nope, sure don't.

Do they make study hammocks in extra large? The last one I had gave out about 50lbs ago...

[Frazzled]

Nope, sure don't.

Do they make study hammocks in extra large? The last one I had gave out about 50lbs ago...


Isn't everything available on Ebay?

What should I know about you that I don't?

[CID_0687]

umm.. I don't know, I'm an open book, whatcha wanna know?

[Frazzled]

:think: What do you like to do for fun?

[CID_0687]

Fishing when I can, playing my guitar, listening to music while drinking in moderation. lol

I'm assuming you enjoy baking?

[Frazzled]

Fishing when I can, playing my guitar, listening to music while drinking in moderation. lol

I'm assuming you enjoy baking?

I'm not sure yet..... I enjoy creating......I'm exploring a new medium :mrgreen:

what kind of fishing do you like to do?

[CID_0687]

I'm not sure yet..... I enjoy creating......I'm exploring a new medium :mrgreen:

what kind of fishing do you like to do?
Whatever I can catch...Large mouth bass mostly.

So what do you do for fun?

[Frazzled]

Photography, graphics, card making, card playing ;)

Do you have a favorite band/group/artist?

[CID_0687]

Photography, graphics, card making, card playing ;)

Do you have a favorite band/group/artist?
Van Morrison has got to be my favorite artist of all time...I've been listening to Government Mule quit a bit lately too, ever listen to them?

[Frazzled]

Can't say that I have......I'll have to give it a listen.

What are you favorite kind of cookies?

[CID_0687]

Can't say that I have......I'll have to give it a listen.

What are you favorite kind of cookies?
It's some of the original members of the Allman Brothers, so if you like Southern Rock/Blues, you'll like it.

[free2B]

I'm not sure yet..... I enjoy creating......I'm exploring a new medium :mrgreen:

what kind of fishing do you like to do?

catfishing?

[DarthBush]

back to the subject at hand...


What are you doing for memorial day?

[melinda]

back to the subject at hand...


What are you doing for memorial day?

cleaning, unpacking and getting my house back in order....






what color are your eyes?

[VA-165 Boomer]

cleaning, unpacking and getting my house back in order....






what color are your eyes?


Blue. baby blue




What color are your eyes?

[melinda]

Blue. baby blue




What color are your eyes?

blue, w/ gold flecks in them....





how's your weather today?

[Proserpina]

Sunny and windy.

What is your favorite snack food?

[melinda]

as my son says, "mel never met a chip she didn't like..." :)




what book has touched you the most?

[CID_0687]

Playboy...Oh wait you said the book that has touched me the most, not the one that I've touched the most. :doh:

What's your favorite comedy movie?

[Liability]

Old Yeller.

What is the gayest thing in all of gay history, in your opinion? (and you need not be gay to answer -- or to ask!)

[CID_0687]

Assless chaps.

What's your opinion?

[Liability]

Assless chaps.

What's your opinion?


I cannot form an opinion. I am still stymied by the notion of assless chaps.

:))

In your opinion, what's a henway?

[CID_0687]

Between 3 and 6 pounds. :mrgreen:

Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

[Liability]

Between 3 and 6 pounds. :mrgreen:

Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

Of course. All us macho manly virile stud types occasionally sweat, and no matter how well we shower and bathe and take pride in good hygiene, macho manly virile studly males sometimes do sweat enough between showers to cause some concern.

:mrgreen:

Ok. Since we now know the answer to "henway" can the next poster tell the studio audience what's a [edited]?

Come to think of it ... nevermined.

[CID_0687]

Of course. All us macho manly virile stud types occasionally sweat, and no matter how well we shower and bathe and take pride in good hygiene, macho manly virile studly males sometimes do sweat enough between showers to cause some concern.

:mrgreen:

Ok. Since we now know the answer to "henway" can the next poster tell the studio audience what's a [edited]?

Come to think of it ... nevermined.
:)) I think I know where you were going with that.

Is the answer "To pee with"?

[Liability]

:)) I think I know where you were going with that.

Is the answer "To pee with"?

Close.

The answer I used to hear was more like, "Well, if you don't know by now, I feel bad for you ..."

[DarthBush]

Next question- Why does water taste like nothing?

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Water tastes like water.

When God smokes pot, does he see people?