Famous Last Words

[MustangGT]

Comrade Stalin. I don't like your style of management so I'm going to challenge you for the leadership.

Edit to add: I would prefer to keep this thread from becoming overtly political!

[Yankee in NC]

The End

[MustangGT]

Pass me a hanky; I'm going to wipe the foam off that dog's mouth.

[EnchantedFrog]

"I am NOT gay." - L. Craig

[MustangGT]

I wonder where the mother bear is.

[XXL Frank]

"Hey Y'all! Watch this!!"

[MustangGT]

Don Corleone doesn't suspect a thing.

[gwhughes]

What's this button do?

[Dragon1963]

Its not a Snark its a Boojum......

[MustangGT]

I'll get your toast out.

[XXL Frank]

"What the hell does 'Peligro' mean??"

[WorldWatcher]

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****!


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[MustangGT]

That birthmark on your head looks like 999.

[Mithrastan]

Ungabunga? Sure, I'll try that.

[MustangGT]

I folded my parachute myself.

[GibsonSG]

Do you know anything about Gas Grills?

[Hadassah]

"Hey Y'all! Watch this!!"


Damn! Beat me to it! :doh:

[MustangGT]

This should be more than enough gas to make it across Nevada.

[Stuball]

Click here: huh? (http://break.com/index/great-answer-from-mrs-south-carolina.html)

[Stuball]

"Hey Y'all! Watch this!!"
Are you a Car Talk fan?

[MustangGT]

Cool! If you look through the wrong end of the binoculars, those charging elephants look really far away !

[jungulator]

What else could possibly go wrong?

[MustangGT]

I know it's a short fuse, but it burnes really slow.

[XXL Frank]

Are you a Car Talk fan?

No....just from the South...

[Sir Gallahad]

Honey, that dress makes you look a bit pudgy.

[ogibillm]

I've trained Leo the lion here so well he'll even let me put my head right inside his mouth.

[MustangGT]

Rat poison only kills rats.

[Hadassah]

Are you a Car Talk fan?


It's a redneck thing. ;)


Jeff Foxworthy mentions the redneck's last words ("Hey! Y'all watch this!")in one of his books or in one of his comedy skits.

[ogibillm]

i am so talented. watch as i text message and drive at the same time!

[ogibillm]

i was going to go with the surgeon my doctor recommended, but your advertisement in last sunday's paper really caught my eye, and the coupon for a free tire rotation with any operation didn't hurt either.

[MustangGT]

Nah - flammable means it burns - inflammable is quite safe.

[Stuball]

You Tied The Bungee Cord Right?

[ogibillm]

(and now for the tasteless...)

OJ, you've met Ron, right?

[madasheck]

"Who needs a map? I'll get us there using my instincts."

[Hadassah]

Don't worry, I won't get you pregnant.

[melinda]

(and now for the tasteless...)

OJ, you've met Ron, right?

oh crap........that is so wrong...........


:)) :)) :))

[MustangGT]

Excuse me, I'm a tourist and I'm lost.

[ogibillm]

My dyslexia doesn't affect me much, although occassionally i get confused on which pedal is the gas and which is the break. oh look, the lights turning red.

[MustangGT]

My faith will protect me.

[ogibillm]

My faith will protect me.

lol!:D

[ogibillm]

i got the shark cage used for a good price.

[ogibillm]

which wire did you say was hot again?

[ogibillm]

I've done this hundreds of times.

[MustangGT]

The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.

[ogibillm]

snake handling isn't as hard as it looks.

[MustangGT]

I don't think the current is going to be a problem.

[Stuball]

Id like my chicken rare please.

[MustangGT]

The odds of that happening have got to be a million to one!

[Stuball]

The odds of that happening have got to be a million to one!
The odds of it happening twice are 10 million to one

[MustangGT]

I think he's hibernating.

[Darkwind]

Damn! Beat me to it! :doh:

LOL

The correct famous last line is:

Here, hold My beer and watch this!

[MustangGT]

It's only a day hike, so we don't need all that survival gear.

[heavenlyblue]

famous last words right?

I drank what? Socrates.

[MustangGT]

It's only a rash.

[jungulator]

Here Ms. Cass have a ham sandwich.

[MustangGT]

That Alligator is obviously sleeping!

[jungulator]

Hey kids. This is a Burmese Python. Huh what do you mean it's a cobra?

[MustangGT]

That's not smoke. That's steam.

[Jebster]

I do...

[MustangGT]

After I connect these two wires, flick that switch!

[Dragon1963]

This won't hurt you a bit.

[jungulator]

Relax, it's not loaded.

[Jebster]

Hey bubba...pull my finger!!

[MustangGT]

That's a kingsnake. I just LOOKS like a coral snake.

[Dragon1963]

Its only a little lightning we can continue our round of golf.

[Jebster]

Watch me eat this burger in one mouthful!!

[MustangGT]

I can't swim either. But the water's only waste deep. We can wade across.

[Jebster]

Hey, does your dog bite?

[MustangGT]

Stop worrying. The power's off.

[Jebster]

I don't need no stinkin' helmet...

[MustangGT]

Relax! Custer knows what he's doing.

[Jebster]

Hey Hillary, I got a new girlfriend...

[MustangGT]

The salesman said that these tires are guaranteed not to lose traction -- even on an icy road like this one.

[Wireline]

Of course I'm not married

[Wireline]

Don't worry...that will wash out...

Trust me - your husband will NEVER find out.

[MustangGT]

It's only waste deep here. We can wade across.

[melinda]

I am lovin' this thread...:))

[myboyzdad]

Damn! Beat me to it! :doh:

That's my favorite.

[myboyzdad]

Hey Hillary, I got a new girlfriend...

I thought this thread was LAST words. Those seem to be repeated frequently ;) :))

[MustangGT]

That's not an iceberg. The fog is just really thick right there.

[Sir Gallahad]

The Americans are nowhere near Baghdad!

[MustangGT]

I've got at least 5,000 miles left on these front tires before I'd ever have to worry about having a blow-out on the highway.

[ogibillm]

It's not loaded.

[johnrocks]

Relax! Custer knows what he's doing.

Hey where did all the Indians go?:think:

[ogibillm]

i can totally jump that.

[Darkwind]

Its for the people.

[MustangGT]

For some reason, it only makes that noise when I push on the brake pedal. But it's the loudest while going down big hills like this one.

[noose4]

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

[ogibillm]

Maybe you should start working out more Lord Vader, you're breathing kind of heavy.

[MustangGT]

Oooh! Somebody from Montana sent me a package made entirely of wood!

[ogibillm]

whoever sent me this letter must have been eating breakfast. they got powdered sugar all over it! huh, doesn't taste like sugar.

[Stuball]

These arent the poisonious snakes I can by the stripes

[MustangGT]

No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal'.

[melinda]

Of course I can drive....I didn't drink that much.

[rory]

Don't worry my husband is in Tulsa til tomorrow

[MustangGT]

I don't need the instruction manual.

[darrkwolff]

That sure is falling awful fast...

[MustangGT]

We'll be safe from the thunderstorm under this tree. Hey, I think this is the biggest tree on this hill. Cool!

[darrkwolff]

Oh what a cute dog! And look at those shiny teeth!

[MustangGT]

Don't worry. We're all perfectly safe here. You see, we're upwind from where the lions are. So, they can't possibly pick up our scent. Right Joe? Joe? Where the hell is Joe?

[darrkwolff]

Trust me...I know how to difuse this bomb.....

[MustangGT]

No, I read once that if you're driving over 55 MPH on the highway, and you pull the key out of the ignition, the steering wheel won't lock. It's designed that way for safety.

[Jebster]

Skydiving can't be all that dangerous...

[Wireline]

So simple any child can do it

[Sallow]

Hey its dark in here..and I smell gas.

Think I will light a match.

[Wireline]

Let me stop in and check the Hannity Trivia Forums...just gonna check them and NOT post.

[Liability]

"What are ya gonna do? Shoot me?"

[melinda]

"What are ya gonna do? Shoot me?"

:)) :)) :))

[Sallow]

Shucks..I am all out of potato chips and this bear still looks hungry.

[Claymore]

It looks so easy when they do it in the movies.

[MustangGT]

It's not the voltage, it's the amps you have to worry about.

[Wireline]

It's not the voltage, it's the amps you have to worry about.

technically this is true.

[darrkwolff]

Put what where now??? :eek:

[melinda]

Sure. I can do that.

[AmericanMuscle]

Of course I can drive....I didn't drink that much.

Along those lines...

I drive better when I'm drunk.

[MustangGT]

The piranhas must be full by now.

[AmericanMuscle]

"You're on!"

[WorldWatcher]

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Uh?









(Of course this means nothing unless you now the preceeding line: "I don't have to run faster then the bear, I just have to run faster than YOU.")


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[MustangGT]

I saw some guy do this on "Jackass?"

[melinda]

What? Do I look stupid?

[darrkwolff]

I'll just pour a little gas on the fire...that should keep it going....

[melinda]

I'll just pour a little gas on the fire...that should keep it going....

oh my gosh, I know this guy....burned his damned face. :(

[darrkwolff]

oh my gosh, I know this guy....burned his damned face. :(


I've almost done that myself....hence the phrase there. :redface:

[darrkwolff]

Just a little snip here, and a little snip there....

[MustangGT]

Joe! Joe! We're rich beyond our wildest dreams! Look at all that gold! There must be millions of dollars worth...hundreds of millions!!!

Joe, what are you doing with that gun? Joe, what are you doing with that gu...

[Ardathair]

Of course I trust you.

[Ardathair]

What's the worst that can happen?

[BmanVet]

I ain't scared!

[Mobulis]

Put some gas on the charcoal it'll cook faster.

[Stuball]

Watch me pee on the third rail

[Wireline]

I can hold it until the next gas station

[Stuball]

I swear I thought I was just gonna fart

[Wireline]

I swear I thought I was just gonna fart

ah yes...the 4th Marx Brother....Skid

[MustangGT]

Who the hell is the Highlander?

[melinda]

Of course I trust you.

and of course, the flip side....Of course you can trust me. :rolleyes:

[chichimama]

I'm swearing off alcohol.

[melinda]

I'm swearing off alcohol.

:)) :)) :))


never again. ;)

[Hadassah]

I'll just add some of this ammonia to the bleach to be sure we get everything real clean. What's the worst that could happen?

[Darkwind]

"Do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

Yeah, when are we going to eat?

[Wireline]

No, I don't know anyone in Dallas...why do you ask?

[MustangGT]

This tastes funny.

[pryncessbrooke]

Brooke's famous last words before the crap hits the fan...

I got this!

[melinda]

Brooke's famous last words before the crap hits the fan...

I got this!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[MustangGT]

Nobody is going to mistake me for a deer just because I'm not wearing one of those stupid orange vests.

[GibsonSG]

The ice looks plenty thick here.

[GibsonSG]

No, chop the tree Here...so it falls over there, away from us.

[wayne230]

I'll go ahead and smoke my dope the cops won't catch me.

[MustangGT]

I'll get a world record for this!

[ogibillm]

i don't like what the helmet does to my hair

[GibsonSG]

There's nobody here, I will check upstairs.

[Stuball]

You better hurry up and make your quota and write me this ticket flatfoot.
Dunkin Donuts closes in 10 minutes

[captusa]

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

The real ones are the best!

[MustangGT]

This branch is strong enough to support both of us.

[Claymore]

"Errk,,,,"

Elvis

[MustangGT]

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

[AchtkAchtMike]

"Yes Sergeant, as a mater of fact they do teach you how to call for artillery fire in the Officer Basic Course!"

[Darkwind]

The spork goes to the left of the salad fork.

[MustangGT]

For crying out loud, groan or do SOMETHING to let me know you're here!

[Ardathair]

Yes the safety works. Watch I'll prove it.

[Jebster]

"Yes Sergeant, as a mater of fact they do teach you how to call for artillery fire in the Officer Basic Course!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/MarkLevinFan/Smileys/17.gif

Being a Field Artillery Officer, I can totally relate to this one!!!

[Jebster]

Yes dear, that dress DOES make you butt look fat. Why do you ask???

[Ardathair]

Did you say something. I was too busy staring at your cleavage. It's the most interesting thing about you.

[Yankee in NC]

Do you hear banjos?

[Yankee in NC]

Yes dear, that dress DOES make you butt look fat. Why do you ask???

Honey, I don't think it's the jeans... I think it's what's stretching the jeans that makes you look fat.

[MustangGT]

These curtains are completely fire resistant. Watch!

[melinda]

don't worry....we'll be safe here.

[melinda]

Dont worry....I know what I'm doing.



or



Don't worry...I've done this hundreds of times before.

[gwhughes]

Bears are just as afraid of you as you are of them.

[drylok]

What happens if I stick this in here?

[MustangGT]

This plan is idiot proof.

[IvyMountainMan]

Hold my beer and watch this!

[curtis123]

What does this switch do?

[IvyMountainMan]

OK...rev it up when i yell........

[IvyMountainMan]

Wonder what lives in here....?

[IvyMountainMan]

I'll be right back, Dont worry....

[IvyMountainMan]

Bingo!...

[MustangGT]

I wonder what the black-and-yellow striped ring above the co-pilot's seat does.

[Sallow]

Okay..boys.

I am gonna lasso that alligator from this airboat.

[Sallow]

Honey..I just ran out of potato chips and this bear still looks hungry!

[IvyMountainMan]

Watch as i swim over top of this little stingray............krykie!

[IvyMountainMan]

Oh yeah--And what are you gonna do about it?

[IvyMountainMan]

"I gots ta Know"--taken from dirty hary-classic

[drylok]

Health care for all!

[MustangGT]

My preference is to keep this thread non-political.

Hey look! All of the guys in this gay bar are dressed like one of the Village People.

[gwhughes]

Watch as i swim over top of this little stingray............krykie!


Still too soon.

[drylok]

My preference is to keep this thread non-political.

Hey look! All of the guys in this gay bar are dressed like one of the Village People.

Ok I understand...

[gwhughes]

Hey look its a plane. Looks like the name reads E-N-O-L-A--G-A................

[MustangGT]

It's okay to format that disk.

[ALBOB2]

Here y'all, hold my beer.

[gwhughes]

Hey OJ, what's with the gloves?

[MustangGT]

Come outside and say that, Tyson.

[IvyMountainMan]

dont worry it's not loaded

[IvyMountainMan]

Zombies!

[IvyMountainMan]

Betcha I can.................

[MustangGT]

Don't bother unplugging it. I can fix the problem in a second with this screwdriver.

[IvyMountainMan]

I normally dont pick up hitchhikers..............

[MustangGT]

I normally don't accept rides from strangers...

Edit to add: The above "famous last words" entry seems one hell of a lot more creepy than funny to me since I've had some time to think about it. And I truly apologize for that if anyone is offended. If anyone asks or wants me to remove it, I will do just that with no questions asked.

[Jebster]

Hey, did you unload the gun yet?

[gwhughes]

Candy man, candy man, candy man!!

[drylok]

150 yrds with my .223? I bet I can hit that, here hold my beer......

[Claymore]

If lay still and play dead, the bear won't bother you.

[Dreamy]

Hey that's not a violin!

[curtis123]

I won the "last poster" thread!!

[curtis123]

Nah, my wife won't mind.

[Dreamy]

OK this is the last time!!

[melinda]

he doesn't look that big....

[XXL Frank]

he doesn't look that big....

:silenced:

[Dreamy]

What does this button do?

[melinda]

:silenced:

Frank, Frank, Frank.....now come on, you know me better than that....:angel:

[Dreamy]

It's probably just a rash.

[melinda]

I don't need to go to the doctor....

[Dreamy]

Now watch this.

[Chucky]

Dewey Defeats Truman

[Dreamy]

I wonder where the mother bear is?

[MustangGT]

Of course the power's off. If it wasn't, would I do thi...

[IvyMountainMan]

Im sure it's nothing

[IvyMountainMan]

Dont be such baby.........it's perfectly safe.........

[Ardathair]

Watch, I saw someone do this on TV.

[Ardathair]

They only say "Don't Try This At Home" to make it sound dangerous.

[Jebster]

"Don't worry...your dad won't be home for hours...we have time to make out."

[IvyMountainMan]

just this one time.................................

[IvyMountainMan]

geronimo...............

[IvyMountainMan]

I've been driving buicks for 60 years....................oh dear........where am I.............

[Dreamy]

Don't worry,it's not loaded.

[IvyMountainMan]

i wish i had some more newspapers.it's cold in this box

[IvyMountainMan]

Is the parking brake on?

[Dreamy]

Don't worry,there is no electrical power in that wire.

[melinda]

no one can break in...not w/ that lock on the door.

[Dreamy]

Watch me beat the train....

[Stuball]

that detour sign doesnt apply on weekends
the bridge is fine

[Dreamy]

Four feet is plenty deep enough for this dive.

[MustangGT]

Uh, what does 'explosive decompression' mean?

[Sallow]

You sure the power is off?

[Hadassah]

Don't worry, my parents won't be home for hours.

[Sallow]

Don't worry, my parents won't be home for hours.

Husband/Wife would work here..;)

[Hadassah]

Husband/Wife would work here..;)


It would......but I wasn't about to go there. :))

[Sallow]

That dog is all bark and no bite.

[Hadassah]

That dog is all bark and no bite.


unlike your little fuzzball. :))


How is that pup of yours, anyway?

[Dreamy]

Who needs a helmut?

[Sallow]

Cujo..is that you?

[Jesso]

unlike your little fuzzball. :))


How is that pup of yours, anyway?

I'm wondering that myself. That crazy dingo dog..

[Hadassah]

I'm wondering that myself. That crazy dingo dog..

He is adorable, isn't he? Even though he likes to use people as chew toys.........

[Sallow]

He's crazy as ever.

He's still lovable.

Back to the thread.

Really..it's not that cold outside..I will be back in a minute.

[MustangGT]

Is it supposed to sound like that?

[Dreamy]

I am sure those berries are safe to eat.

[Sallow]

What the heck do you mean, "We are now the hunted and he is the hunter"?

[Dreamy]

I wonder what will happen if I press this button?

[Sallow]

Screw him. I am keeping the coke..and the money!

[Dreamy]

Those pants make your ass look kind of fat. lol

[MustangGT]

These ****pit lights flash all the time. Don't worry about it.