Famous Last Words

[melinda]

These socks are fine.





(OK, that doesn't make sense to any of you, but believe me....those were the last words I spoke right before I almost killed myself once. :eek: )

[Ardathair]

If you're hiking or jogging a good distance that makes complete sense.

[melinda]

If you're hiking or jogging a good distance that makes complete sense.

I was in my kitchen. :))

[Ardathair]

I was in my kitchen. :))

Then you should have been barefoot. Serves you right for wearing socks in the Kitchen.:lol:

[melinda]

Then you should have been barefoot. Serves you right for wearing socks in the Kitchen.:lol:

I was standing up on the countertops in my socks....next thing you know...I was on the floor. Fell off the countertops, over a wood and iron stool and almost hit my head on the damn countertops on my way down. I was literally black and blue all over. I have never had that many bruises nor have my bruises ever been that black. :(( :(( :((

I did this right before Thanksgiving, and I walked w/ a limp until March.....but I did live. :dance:

[MustangGT]

Hey, look! Wild mushrooms.

[outfromunder]

Hey!
Lets all hold hands and grab ahold of the electric fence!

JD

[MustangGT]

LOL! This is just a harmless little ol' garter snake, stupid!

[Stuball]

The light is yellow hit the gas

[gwhughes]

These socks are fine.





(OK, that doesn't make sense to any of you, but believe me....those were the last words I spoke right before I almost killed myself once. :eek: )

I lived with my brother just before I bought my house. They have a rule, and for good reason, No socked feet on the staircase. The stairs are hardwood and my SIL slipped down them one day and broke her ankle.

[MustangGT]

Patchy fog on this road? I don't think so.

[Stuball]

So's your mother

[MustangGT]

Well, you LOOK pregnant!

[IvyMountainMan]

I dont know what it is--let's poke it with a stick

[MustangGT]

Let's swim out to where I saw those two dophin fins.

[outfromunder]

My name is Hillary Clinton and Im in it to win it

[soupdragon]

"Shut-up. I AM Superman. Just watch."

[MustangGT]

This new small nylon cord can support many times my weight, as you shall see as I repel of this cliff face.

[Jebster]

Yes dear, that dress DOES make you look fat...huge really; have you been gaining weight?

[soupdragon]

Jason won't find us in this closet.

[MustangGT]

Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?

[MustangGT]

I'm not wearing one of those sissy orange vests when we go hunting.

[curtis123]

I have evidence that the Clintons have been operating a real estate scam, and I'm turning it over.

[outfromunder]

Mr Eastwood?

Your MAMA is SSOOOOO Ugly...

[IvyMountainMan]

I have evidence that the Clintons have been operating a real estate scam, and I'm turning it over.
that's great....i love it..........

[IvyMountainMan]

THis bullet proof vest can stop a 30-06, just Watch

[IvyMountainMan]

What's wrong with this nail gun.....It,s jammed or something

[MustangGT]

Don't worry, I read that it's still safe to eat up to a week past the expiration date.

[meggers49]

it's just down the road, you can't miss it.

[meggers49]

we're gonna have some lake effect snow, but don't fret, it won't be enough to worry about.

[meggers49]

i don't need an umbrella, the sky is clear

[MustangGT]

After I make this jump, I'm gonna be in the Guiness Book of World Records.

[Sallow]

You mean that puny little guy is Chuck Norris? I am gonna beat him down for fun.

[MustangGT]

It's a no brainer. You just grab the end of this vine and swing across the ravine.

[Sallow]

I am the guardian and protector of these bears.

[Jesso]

Look Mommy, I'm Superman!

( That ended well :doh: )

[MustangGT]

I don't think you've got what it takes to pull that trigger.

[MustangGT]

I don't have to run faster than the bear. I just have to run faster than you!

[MustangGT]

I saw some guy do this on Jackass.

[Arya]

Did someone post this yet?


"Pull my finger"....

[MustangGT]

No, I read once that if you're driving over 55 MPH on the freeway and pull the key out of the ignition, the steering wheel won't lock, it's designed that way for safety.

[IvyMountainMan]

Im too sexy for this shirt...........

[IvyMountainMan]

Cant touch this

[IvyMountainMan]

altittude is dropping fast-Are those high tension wires.......Oh-Bleeeep!

[CrusaderFrank]

I'll get your toast out.

...with this fork

[CrusaderFrank]

No, honey, I'm sure it's perfectly safe to pick up hitchhikers this far out from civlization

[CrusaderFrank]

The trick to finding which mushroom are safe to eat is not to focus so heavily on the outcome.

[CrusaderFrank]

No, I'm positive. It's "Red touches Yellow good for fellow" and "red touches black bad for Jack".

[CrusaderFrank]

It's dark. It's spooky. It's dangerous. Let's split up so we find our way faster.

[CrusaderFrank]

Oh yeah? You and what army?

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"I don't know." - Peter Abelard
noted philosopher

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"You too, Brutus?" - Julius Caesar

[CrusaderFrank]

The fuse blew again? No problem I'll just plug it with this penny.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"The South! The poor South! God knows what will become of her." - John C. Calhoun

[IvyMountainMan]

It's safe to eat--you'd be surprised how many things you can eat raw...........

[CrusaderFrank]

Great thread, Mustang.

No, seriously. Those aren't last words, I really mean it.

[CrusaderFrank]

Phil Donahue's last words, "Is the caller there?"

[IvyMountainMan]

this is a repeat but........."Krykie---watch as i swim over this beautiful stingray".......................R.I.P. Crocodile Hunter.....

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Now comes the mystery." - Henry Ward Beecher

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Quein es? or "Who is it?" - Billy the Kid

[CrusaderFrank]

"Good Pitching in a short playoff series is way overrated" -- Joe Torre*


* No, Joe didn't actually say that

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Tell mother, tell mother, I died for my country. . . . useless . . . useless . . ." - John Wilkes Booth

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood!" - John Brown

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Do you know where I can get any ****?" - Lenny Bruce

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Now, God be with you, my dear children. I have breakfasted with you and shall sup with my Lord Jesus Christ." - Robert Bruce - King of Scotland

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"I don't feel good." - Luther Burbank

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"I will be glad to discuss this proposition with my attorney, and that after I talk with one, we could either discuss it with him or discuss it with my attorney if the attorney thinnks it is a wise thing to do, but at the present time I have nothing more to say to you." - Lee Harvey Oswald

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man." - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna - hehehe October 9, 1967

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Go tell the Spartans, thou who passest by, that here obedient to their laws we lie." - Leonidas, The Spartans at Thermopylae - 480 B.C.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"The ladies have to go first. . . . Get in the lifeboat, to please me. . . . Good-bye, dearie. I'll see you later." - John Jacob Astor as the Titanic was sinking

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." - Nathan Hale

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"This is a mortal wound, doctor." - Alexander Hamilton

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub." - Conrad N. Hilton

Yes - Paris Hilton's Grandfather.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six." - Tolstoy

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"I've always loved my children. I've always loved my wife. I've always loved my grandchildren. I've always loved my country." - Dwight Eisenhower

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Whatever the result may be, I shall carry to my grave the consciousness that at least I meant well for my country." - James Buchanan

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Executed in electric chair in New York.
George Appel, 1928

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
James French, 1966

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis." - Humphrey Bogart

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit. Luke 23:46
Jesus Christ

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Put out the light." - Theodore Roosevelt

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Did I get banned?"

[MustangGT]

And now that I'm running my life-support equipment through Windows Vista, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...

[MustangGT]

It says "Please press 'enter' to download your free navigation software upgrade".

[CrusaderFrank]

"The ladies have to go first. . . . Get in the lifeboat, to please me. . . . Good-bye, dearie. I'll see you later." - John Jacob Astor as the Titanic was sinking

There was a real man! God Bless Him

[CrusaderFrank]

"I will show you how an Italian dies!" -- Fabrizio Quattrocchi

[MustangGT]

Hurray, boys! We've got them. We'll finish them up and then go home to our station. -- General George Custer, before the battle with Indians at Little Big Horn

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"That was a great game of golf, fellers." - Bing Crosby

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Freedom" - Wiliam Wallace - (Ascribed to him in the film "Braveheart"; his actual last words, before being hanged, disembowelled, drawn and quartered, are unknown)

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Ok - This one is freaky


[Asked by Mrs. Clark if he knew what day it was.]

Oh, yes; it is the glorious Fourth of July. It is a great day. It is a good day. God bless it. God bless you all. [He then lapsed into unconsciousness. He awakened later, and mumbled] Thomas Jefferson…"
Who: John Adams
John Adams died on July 4, 1826. He is often quoted as having said "Thomas Jefferson still survives." with some depictions indicating he might have not expressed the entire statement before dying, i.e.: "Thomas Jefferson… still survi—", but some research indicates that only the words "Thomas Jefferson" were clearly intelligible among his last. Adams did not know that Jefferson, his great political rival—and later friend and correspondent—had died a few hours earlier that same 4th of July, 1826, exactly fifty years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Maybe they only had one rocket'
Who: Lawrence Beeter, WWII British soldier who was taking cover in a bunker after they were hit by a rocket. A second volley destroyed the bunker and Beeter was killed.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Ick!


In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first -- attempted suicide.
Who: 30-year-old anchorwoman Christine Chubbuck, who, on July 15, 1974, during technical difficulties during a broadcast, said these words on-air before producing a revolver and shooting herself in the head (While she drew the gun on camera, the technicians quickly cut the video feed, but the gunshot could be clearly heard). She was pronounced dead in hospital fourteen hours later.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Love one another.
Who: George Harrison, to his family on his death bed while dying from cancer, November 29, 2001.

[MustangGT]

Ick!


In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first -- attempted suicide.
Who: 30-year-old anchorwoman Christine Chubbuck, who, on July 15, 1974, during technical difficulties during a broadcast, said these words on-air before producing a revolver and shooting herself in the head (While she drew the gun on camera, the technicians quickly cut the video feed, but the gunshot could be clearly heard). She was pronounced dead in hospital fourteen hours later.

Freaky! However, I looked her name up on Wiki, and according to the article, the technician didn't fade to black until AFTER she shot herself.

Christine Chubbuck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck)

[Arya]

Lions, tigers, and bears-oh my!

[morticia_28_358]

"Freedom" - Wiliam Wallace - (Ascribed to him in the film "Braveheart"; his actual last words, before being hanged, disembowelled, drawn and quartered, are unknown)

me thinks his true last word was.......

OUCH!!

[Arya]

me thinks his true last word was.......

OUCH!!

That wasn't what he said! ;)

And BTW-Luuuuuv your sig pic :))

[EriktheRed]

I read somewhere these guys who cut up these puffer fish have to really know what they're doing. Could you pass the lemon juice?

[curtis123]

Die, Infidel!

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Freaky! However, I looked her name up on Wiki, and according to the article, the technician didn't fade to black until AFTER she shot herself.

Christine Chubbuck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck)

For some reason - when I read this, I remembered seeing it. I was 8. :frown:

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.
Who: James K. Polk, 11th President of the United States
Note: He was speaking to his wife on his deathbed.


(Note: Anyone remember the Calvin Kline commercial?)

[Sallow]

Chief..these paleface say they want peace..me say we let them stay.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Kaput…
Who: Manfred von Richthofen, AKA The Red Baron, famous World War I flying ace, April 21, 1918.
Note: von Richthofen crash landed after being shot through the chest by Cedric Popkin and lived for 2 minutes until he finally uttered his final words.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

I'm going over the valley.
Who: Babe Ruth

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Put out the bloody cigarette!!
Who: Saki
Note: Spoken to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

I'm losing.
Who: Frank Sinatra (May 14, 1998)
Note: According to his daughter Nancy Sinatra, as told to Variety magazine senior columnist, Army Archerd. Other sources quote him as saying, "I'm losin' it."


awe.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

It must have been the coffee.
Who: Jack Soo, Actor and Comic, quoted by Hal Linden
Note: This was a reference to the running gag of his character Nick Yemana from the TV show Barney Miller having the reputation for making horrible coffee. According to friend and fellow cast-member Hal Linden, these were Soo's last words before being taken to surgery for cancer of the esophagus.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

I'm going to go be with Gloria now.
Who: Jimmy Stewart, speaking of his late wife

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

I did not know this.


Please don't let me fall.
Who: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.
Who: Mother Teresa (Sept 5, 1997)
Notes: Sister Nirmala Joshi recalled, "Just hours before her death, Mother Teresa spoke about the Little Flower, St. Therese. She has just been declared a ‘Doctor of the Church’ by Pope John Paul II. Her last words are: "Can you imagine, for doing little things with great love, the Church is making her a Doctor, like St. Augustine and the big St. Teresa! It is just like Jesus said in the Gospel to the one who was seated in the lowest place: "Friend, come up higher." St. Therese's last words were quite similar, "Oh, I love him; my God, I love you".

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt.
Who: Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005), suicide note entitled Football Season is Over
Hunter was actually speaking to his wife, Anita, on the telephone, with the word "Counselor" typed on his typewriter, when he shot himself. The above quote was written a week or so earlier.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

No, I'm not!
Who: American musician, music historian and ukulele player Tiny Tim (Real name: Herbert Khaury)
Tiny Tim suffered a heart attack while playing "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" at a Gala Benefit. His wife asked him if he was okay and he said, "No, I'm not!" After that he collapsed and died at a hospital in Minnesota.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Get out here. I'm getting killed.'
Timothy Treadwell to his girlfriend, Amie Huguenard, as he was being mauled to death by a bear. Huguenard was also killed.
Medred, Craig, "Treadwell: 'Get out here. I'm getting killed'", Anchorage Daily News, October 9, 2003. URL accessed on 2006-09-07.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Tell the boys I'm coming home.
Who: Wilbur Underhill (bank robber)

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

The sadness will last forever.
Who: Vincent van Gogh, Dutch painter.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.
Who: Lope de Vega, famous playwright, on being assured that the end was very near.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Who: Voltaire (attributed), when asked by a priest to renounce Satan

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

I am just going. Have me decently buried and do not let my body be into a vault in less than two days after I am dead. Do you understand me? ["Yes," replied Tobias Lear, his secretary.] 'Tis well.
Who: George Washington, first President of the United States

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Go away. I'm all right.
Who: H. G. Wells

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Leave me alone - I'm fine.
Who: Barry White

:(

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Why, yes, a bulletproof vest.
Who: Domonic Willard
Notes: Willard was a small time foot soldier during the Prohibition. Just before his death by firing squad, he was asked if he had any last requests.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

LOL


My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.
Who: Oscar Wilde
Variation: These curtains are killing me, one of us has got to go.
Popular variation often found in "Famous Last Words"-lists: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."
Notes: Mr. Wilde said this in the Left Bank hotel where he died on November 30 1900, the wallpaper has since been removed and the room re-furnished in the style of one of Mr. Wilde's London flats.
Quibble: He actually said this a couple of weeks before his death…
He was also reported to have ordered a bottle of the hotel's most expensive champagne to later say: I'm dying beyond my means

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Hahahaha - I don't know why I find this funny



Can this last long?.
Who: William III of England, when his doctor told him that he was ill.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Various medical authorities swarm in and out of here predicting I have between two days and two months to live. I think they are guessing. I remain cheerful and unimpressed. I look forward without dogmatic optimism but without dread. I love you all and I deeply implore you to keep the lasagna flying. Please pardon my levity, I don't see how to take death seriously. It seems absurd.
Who: Robert Anton Wilson, Philosopher, Playwright, Science Fiction Author. Final blog entry, five days before his death (6 January 2007)

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

awe.


One more time.
Who: Wolfman Jack (pseudonym of Robert Weston Smith), Veteran radio DJ. Spoken to his wife, with open arms, after completing a tour promoting his autobiography. During a loving hug, he collapsed and died in her arms.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Brothers! Brothers, please! This is a house of peace!
Who: Malcolm X
Other reports have his last words being "Now, now, brothers, break it up, be cool, be calm."
Note: Two men were staging a fight in the audience he was addressing to distract attention from assassins who were drawing their guns to shoot him. Reportedly, Malcolm was dead before his body struck the floor.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

You give me electric chair. I no afraid of that chair! You one of capitalists. You is crook man too. Put me in electric chair. I no care! Get to hell out of here, you son of a bitch [spoken to the attending minister]… I go sit down all by myself… Viva Italia! Goodbye to all poor peoples everywhere!… Lousy capitalists! No picture! Capitalists! No one here to take my picture. All capitalists lousy bunch of crooks. Go ahead. Pusha da button!
Who: Giuseppe Zangara, who in 1933 had attempted to assassinate President-elect Franklin D. Roosevelt, and in so doing mortally wounded Chicago mayor Anton Cermak.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!
Who: Florenz Ziegfeld, Showman
Note: He shouted these words in a delirium on his deathbed.

[Jebster]

Hey, toss me a knife...

[Jebster]

Hey, I'll drive with my eyes closed and you tell me where to steer...

[CrusaderFrank]

Last words of the American Experiment

"I, Hillary Rodham, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

[drylok]

Here, hold my beer, I'm gonna try someth'n

[CrusaderFrank]

It's all a plot by the Electricians Union to convince you that handling electricity is dangerous and should be done by an expert

[CrusaderFrank]

No, that's OK, I don't need anyone to hold the ladder while I replace these roof shingles.

[CrusaderFrank]

It's late, I've been on this highway all day, getting sleepy and I need some music. Since I can't find the Deep Purple's Made in Japan CD with "Highway Star" I'll go for the peaceful, soothing, monotonous Philip Glass/Brian Eno experiment ambient music crap.

[MustangGT]

"How about a little fire, scarecrow?"

[RedStatePaPa]

Honey, I don't want to get the floor wet. Can you pass me the hair dryer?

[RedStatePaPa]

Seigfield wanted dogs.

[MustangGT]

Seigfield wanted dogs.

I think you must have meant Siegfried. If you fix it, I'll delete this post.

[mitt_in_08]

"Hey y'all, watch this!"

[CrusaderFrank]

Honey, I don't want to get the floor wet. Can you pass me the hair dryer?

Variation on a Theme.

I know! I'll save time by blow drying my hair while I'm in the tub!

[RedStatePaPa]

I think you must have meant Siegfried. If you fix it, I'll delete this post.

LOL. Nah leave it up.

[CrusaderFrank]

Seigfreid: Yeah, Roy, I'm almost certain I fed the tiger.

[RedStatePaPa]

I was for the 84 million, before I was against it.

[RedStatePaPa]

yeeeaaaarrrrgh

[Ardathair]

I don't know that.

WWWHHHAAAGGGHHH!

[CrusaderFrank]

Last word of a poker player.

"I think you're bluffing"

[CrusaderFrank]

"Let's roll!" -- Todd Beamer

[drylok]

"Let's roll!" -- Todd Beamer

:pray: God Speed To The Crew And Passangers Of Flight 93!

[MustangGT]

Supersize me like always!

[Hadassah]

"Mom, you're old!"







(Said by my son today in a public place.)

[MustangGT]

I never wear one of those sissy helmets when I go mountain biking.

[dittoheadAZ]

I was for the 84 million, before I was against it.

Or this one:

The Foster family has a long line of public service, and I'm not going to jeopardise it, no matter how good a friend I am to you and your husband. I'm sorry, but I have to go to the authorities. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[dittoheadAZ]

"Let's roll!" -- Todd Beamer

:clap: :clap: :clap:

:flag: :flag: :flag:

[MustangGT]

Or this one:

The Foster family has a long line of public service, and I'm not going to jeopardise it, no matter how good a friend I am to you and your husband. I'm sorry, but I have to go to the authorities. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.

I know that I said something early on about keeping this thread from becoming overtly political, but I just checked the OP, and I see that I neglected to include it there. So, I just edited it to add something to that effect in the hope that it will make a difference in the future.

I like the humorous famous last words posts. I also like the real ones, and the inspirational ones.

But I don't want this thread to become overtly political with people creating imaginary statements by prominent public figures to somehow explain the deaths of other prominent people like Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Paul Wellstone, John Heinz, John Tower, Lee Atwater, or anyone else for that matter. It doesn't matter to me who does it or on whom they're trying to pin the deaths. For one, I think it's in bad taste. And it's not the reason I created this thread in the first place.

I also don't want this thread to sink to some lowest common denominator where people are going to start acusing all kinds of people (political AND apoolitcal) for the deaths of famous people who died mysteriously or at a young age.

However, if you want to start a thread where you create imaginary statements by famous people to explain the deaths of other famous people, feel free to do so.

[Jebster]

Yo, bubba, wana race to the edge of the cliff?

[Jebster]

:pray: God Speed To The Crew And Passangers Of Flight 93!


Major league dittos...

[melinda]

I'm fine. really.

[CrusaderFrank]

"Trust me, I saw this on a Survival show."

[MustangGT]

Sure, a fall from this height would hurt. But it wouldn't kill you.

[drylok]

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.......

[CrusaderFrank]

"You know, you look an awful lot like that guy that was just featured on "America's Most Wanted"

[MustangGT]

Can you believe it? These new floor length drapes are completely fire proof. Even when I light this match and place it at the bottom of the drapes, they just won't burn.

[Ardathair]

Why are you running? It's just a cub.

[IvyMountainMan]

push the button.............

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

I'm not to drunk

[jbthe20th]

Don't worry, General Custer, there are only about 50 of em!

[czzzaar]

"Drink, drink, fan, fan, rub, rub." 1st Visount Horatio Nelson, Vice-Admiral of the White, Royal Navy, at Trafalgar.

[Claymore]

"I just love sweet'n'sour chicken."
http://allergyadvisor.com/Educational/images/wasn't%20chickenSmaller.jpg

[MustangGT]

Is it supposed to make that sound?

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Were only developing Nukes for peaceful reasons

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

``We will not allow Iran to have a nuclear weapon,''

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

It was my personal sting operation to get my stuff back - OJ round 2

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Made it, Ma! Top of the world! - White Heat, 1949 last line by James Cagney

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. ...
Humphrey Bogarts last line in Casablanca

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“And at that moment, as if by a miracle, the sick no longer died, and the stifling shadow of the vampire vanished with the morning sun.”
Nosferatu, the Vampire

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Oh, no! It wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.”
King Kong

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“...Tara!...Home. I'll go home, and I'll think of some way to get him back! After all, tomorrow is another day!”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home! Home! And this is my room - and you're all here! And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again because I love you all! - And oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home.”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“That's what makes us tough. Rich fellas come up an' they die an' their kids ain't no good, an' they die out. But we keep a-comin'. We're the people that live. They can't wipe us out. They can't lick us. And we'll go on forever, Pa... 'cause... we're the people.”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“There you are, Norton. The people! Try and lick that!”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“This is the end! The absolute end!”

[morticia_28_358]

famous last words.........

oh ****!!!!!!!!

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Maybe. Maybe I didn't do such a wonderful thing after all.”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“What do you want, a happy ending?”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Good-bye

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Hey, Stella! Hey, Stella!”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Maybe he just wanted to steal our wire cutters. Did ya ever think of that?”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Where are you guys going? Wait a minute? I'll remember this! I'll remember everyone of ya! I'll be back; don't you forget that. I'll be back.”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Look, you fools. You're in danger. Can't you see? They're after you. They're after all of us. Our wives, our children, everyone. They're here already. YOU'RE NEXT!”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Go – proclaim liberty throughout all the lands, and to all the inhabitants thereof.”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Major, the big brass are going to yell their heads off about this, and the Japanese aren't going to like it much either. Have you got anything to say to them, sir?”
“Tell ‘em we said sayonara.”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.”
The Diary of Anne Frank

[dittoheadAZ]

"All in all, not bad, not bad at all."

[outfromunder]

Is it "Red on yellow, kill a fellow, red on black, friend of Jack," or the other way around?

[IvyMountainMan]

“In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.”
The Diary of Anne Frank Sad but truely ironic

[IvyMountainMan]

Is it "Red on yellow, kill a fellow, red on black, friend of Jack," or the other way around?

Nice coral snake reference

[outfromunder]

One for Ivy Mountain Man:

"Just lay down and play dead! That bear will not bother you now!"

JD
edit: Not that he would ever say that to anyone.

[Z_only1]

Dave's not here
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w7gWB7IzxtU

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

Sad but truely ironic

I here ya.

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Old Luke, he was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he’s a natural-born world-shaker.”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Good. For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble.”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“A slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown and whispering in his ear a warning that all glory is fleeting.”

Patton (the movie)

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“What do we do now?”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Just wait till next year!”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“This country is safe again, Superman. Thanks to you.”
“No, sir! Don’t thank me, Warden. We’re all part of the same team. Good night.”

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss, I'm the boss...(I'm the) boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss.”

:)

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Wanna dance, or would you rather just suck face?”
On Golden Pond

(I forgot about this one) LOL

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“I think we oughta leave now.”
“That's probably a good idea.”
Pulp Fiction

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“Vanity - definitely my favorite sin.”
Devil's Advocate

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, he's gone.”
The Usual Suspects

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

[Larry, Curly & Mohamed]

"Michael...we're bigger than U.S. Steel."
The Godfather

[Stuball]

Screw what the pros say'
I am trying that at home

[MustangGT]

Trust me! I've thought of everything.

[Jebster]

"No Mrs. Clinton, you cannot do whatever you want."

[Jebster]

Real life example tonight...

My daughter comes in the livingroom with a glass of lemonade, which is generally a no-no...

I tell her, "You better not spill that in here."

She says, "Daddy, I am an expert at this; I won't spill a drop."

She spills it on herself getting into MY recliner...

[scipio337]

"Hey, Cooter, watch this....."

[scipio337]

"What are you going to do about it, Chuck Norris??"

[dittoheadAZ]

"Yes, I'm Tim Russert. Who are all you guys in the loud suits getting out of the limo?"

[outfromunder]

Hey Hillary! Can I release your private papers to the huddled masses and let them know who you are?

[MustangGT]

My name is John McCain, and I've been completely cured of cancer.

[AvgGuyIA]

Yes We Can!

[AvgGuyIA]

Hold my beer - watch this!

[MustangGT]

It's okay for me to drink and drive because I'm a good driver.

(A person who actually would drink WHILE driving with his kids in the car actually said that to me about two years ago after I criticized him for doing just that)

[CID_0687]

Oh **** a truck

[IvyMountainMan]

Famous last words "Im so glad i bought this smart car"

[IvyMountainMan]

"I dont believe in violence or guns just take what you have to"

[IvyMountainMan]

just spray some ether in there

[IvyMountainMan]

Why are we taking this unplanned detour past the book depository building?