Thread Killers Anonymous

[jamesthegirl]

Support for all Thread Killers such as myself.

If you have killed more than one thread (meaning you were the last to post on it), stand up, say you're name, and admit to your disease.

I'll start:

Hi. I'm jtg, and I'm a thread killer.


:((

[flattax]

I kill threads. I don't mean to but I do. :wall:

[malnila]

I kill threads no matter where I go... :((

[Dancer]

I either kill threads or people ignore me. :((

[Cowgirl Up!]

Just think.... Someone is going to be the one to kill this thread!:eek:

[Arya]

Just think.... Someone is going to be the one to kill this thread!:eek:

:))

Won't be me! I have NEVER killed a thread... :whistle: :lol:

[Cowgirl Up!]

:))

Won't be me! I have NEVER killed a thread... :whistle: :lol:

I almost decided to let you kill it, but that would just be too cruel. :twisted:

:))

[Arya]

I almost decided to let you kill it, but that would just be too cruel. :twisted:

:))

Glad you did (or did not...? HAHAHA) It would be such a shame to kill this thread, it is a very nice thread don't ya think?? :twisted:

[Gaby77]

Hi my name is Gaby and not only do I kill threads...everyone seems to abandon ship the minute I show up....
Hello?...anybody?....... :))




;)

[Cowgirl Up!]

Hi my name is Gaby and not only do I kill threads...everyone seems to abandon ship the minute I show up....
Hello?...anybody?....

:shifty:

[Gaby77]

:whistle:

[Arya]

Hi my name is Gaby and not only do I kill threads...everyone seems to abandon ship the minute I show up....
Hello?...anybody?....... :))




;)


HI GABY!!!!!! WE LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE HERE TO NOT KILL THE THREAD TOO! LOL! :cool:

[Cowgirl Up!]

HI GABY!!!!!! WE LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE HERE TO NOT KILL THE THREAD TOO! LOL! :cool:

You stole my color!! :naughty:

[Gaby77]

HI GABY!!!!!! WE LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE HERE TO NOT KILL THE THREAD TOO! LOL! :cool:
MUST...RESIST...THE URGE....must...not...KILL!!!
MWAHAHAHA. :twisted:

:silenced:

[CommercialFishinGal]

Hello, My name is Commercialfishingal and I kill threads.....I've been doing it for along time. In fact I just killed a thread today.......But I can stop anytime I want :shifty:

[Cowgirl Up!]

Hey Gal, I'm really curious to see what you look like! Get a pic in the post a pic thread, girl!

[Arya]

You stole my color!! :naughty:


:shifty: Yeah, pretty sneaky of me! Actually I was thinking that you had a more purple color, but I was wrong! SO SOWWWY!

[Arya]

MUST...RESIST...THE URGE....must...not...KILL!!!
MWAHAHAHA. :twisted:

:silenced:

Aaaah, but this thread ain't dead yet!!! HA!

[Gaby77]

Aaaah, but this thread ain't dead yet!!! HA!
give it some time...it will die...eventually.

:mrgreen:

[Arya]

give it some time...it will die...eventually.

:mrgreen:

Hopefully it won't be a S L O W, L O N G, and P A I N F U L L death!

[Gaby77]

If we keep this up it will be. :mrgreen:

[Arya]

S L O W

[Gaby77]

VERY...yes.

[Arya]

E X C R U C I A T I N G L Y

[Gaby77]

Hay, got to run. But I'll be back... LATER! :twisted:

[Cowgirl Up!]

Keep Gabbin', ladies!

[Arya]

GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB
GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB
GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB
GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB
GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB
GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB
~and so on!! :whistle:

[Gaby77]

did someone say my name? :shifty:

[Arya]

HI GABY!!!
:lol:

[JimGP20]

I never killed a thread... I did step on an ant once. Actually I'm lying.... I guess I'm in thread killing denial. Ok..... I think maybe I should.......
Hi...... my name is Jim, and I'm a thread killer.......... damn !! That felt good

[Gaby77]

I never killed a thread... I did step on an ant once. Actually I'm lying.... I guess I'm in thread killing denial. Ok..... I think maybe I should.......
Hi...... my name is Jim, and I'm a thread killer.......... damn !! That felt good
There you go. Confession is good for the soul. :mrgreen:

[PaleoPaul]

I've killed a thread or two in my day.

[KAOSKTRL]

Im a thread assassin.
SOmetimes I kill threads just to watch them die.
I have been know to abort threads as well.
Still looking for the perfect thread, no views, no replies .
I almost had it once.15,000 post ago.

[Arya]

Uh oh, it seems that we've gone from thread killers to an assassin....

This thread is in dire trouble, I'm telling ya... :frown:

[jamesthegirl]

Hello, My name is Commercialfishingal and I kill threads.....I've been doing it for along time. In fact I just killed a thread today.......But I can stop anytime I want :shifty:


The first step is to ADMIT that you have a problem....


:lol:

[jamesthegirl]

I never killed a thread... I did step on an ant once. Actually I'm lying.... I guess I'm in thread killing denial. Ok..... I think maybe I should.......
Hi...... my name is Jim, and I'm a thread killer.......... damn !! That felt good


Congratulations, Jim. :hug:

Welcome to TKA. Glad you're here!

[jamesthegirl]

Im a thread assassin.
SOmetimes I kill threads just to watch them die.
I have been know to abort threads as well.
Still looking for the perfect thread, no views, no replies .
I almost had it once.15,000 post ago.


:eek:



Glad you're here to get help, KAOSKTRL. The DECAF is on the table....


:)

[tamathy]

Posting to see if I can kill this one too.

[Cowgirl Up!]

Posting to see if I can kill this one too.

Your wish has not been granted.

[tamathy]

Must... kill... this... thread....

[Arya]

Nooo, must <gasp> save....thread....keep <hack> it...<wheeze> going...

[tamathy]

Do not mourn for those whose time has come. Let the thread die a death with dignity!!!

[morticia_28_358]

my name is mandi and i took CPR!!! :lol:

[The Girl from Ipanema]

I admit I've killed a few threads.

(in my best schwarzenegger) But they were all bad!

Edited to add: HAH! I win!

w00t! I AM THE ULTIMATE THREAD KILLER!!

[Cowgirl Up!]

HAH! I win!

w00t! I AM THE ULTIMATE THREAD KILLER!!

:rolleyes: Whatever! :rolleyes:

Like my blonde impersonation?

[The Girl from Ipanema]

I think it's more like

WHAT- Everrrrrrr

but, whatever. :lol:

[Cowgirl Up!]

I think it's more like

WHAT- Everrrrrrr

but, whatever. :lol:

Yeah, that too. But just saying, "Whatever" with the right tone and inflection gets the job done. :lol:

[Arya]

Hey what do you know, I checked in on the forum to see how this lil' ol' thread was doing, and it's still alive!!

Yippiee!! :lol:

[The Girl from Ipanema]

And just when I was about to change my custom user title to "thread killer extraodinaire." :doh:

[jamesthegirl]

This is support for thread killers, so the thread can't die!!

That would be like bringing a keg to an AA meeting!!!

[The Girl from Ipanema]

:)) :wall: :))

[CHUG]

I am the place threads come to die.:evil:

[Panhead0422]

I am the place threads come to die.:evil:


By the power not invested in me, I declare that this thread is healed.


Besides which, I AM THE BULL GOOSE LOONEY THREAD KILLER!!!!

CHOKE CHOKE COUGH DEATH RATTLE

[tamathy]

So what's it going to take to kill this thread-- lethal injection???

[morticia_28_358]

i hope this thread lives forever :lol:

[Cowgirl Up!]

Yummm cookie dough! :drool:

[jamesthegirl]

well, maybe this thread, if it should continue to 'live', will be a beacon of light to thread killers everywhere...that there is hope, that there can be an achievement to their goal....that there is healing!!!

:sigh: Don't you feel better now, knowing you haven't yet killed this thread?




http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/WIWL/Misc%20Internet%20Pics/atka.jpg

THREAD KILLERS ANONYMOUS!!

[jamesthegirl]

Yummm cookie dough! :drool:

then there are habitual, self-destructive thread killers that refuse to see they have a problem.










:lol:

[The Girl from Ipanema]

Admitting there's a problem is always the hardest step. :)

[morticia_28_358]

who's got cookie dough

[Cowgirl Up!]

Nobody! No one here has any cookie dough! :whistle:.....http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/Susie-Q/smiley_abus.gif

[Cowgirl Up!]

*Sigh*

Fine, people! Fine!!

"Hi, I'm Susita, and I have peanut butter cookie dough THAT I'M NOT GOING TO SHARE WITH ANYBODY!!!!!"

[Panhead0422]

*Sigh*

Fine, people! Fine!!

"Hi, I'm Susita, and I have peanut butter cookie dough THAT I'M NOT GOING TO SHARE WITH ANYBODY!!!!!"


I'll trade you some of my chocolate chip cookie dough that I am not sharing either.

[Jabber]

I'll trade you some of my chocolate chip cookie dough that I am not sharing either.

Got Milk?

[Arya]

*Sigh*

Fine, people! Fine!!

"Hi, I'm Susita, and I have peanut butter cookie dough THAT I'M NOT GOING TO SHARE WITH ANYBODY!!!!!"

Aaaah, Susita, mi amiga! <grin> but u can keep the dough, though-I'm on a diet! ;)

[Gaby77]

Well....I've got homemade sourcream applepie that I'm willing to share with everybody! :mrgreen:

[JimGP20]

I must admit to backsliding. I believe I have killed another thread in WP. For the last few days, my last post there remains unresponded to. Where's my sponsor when I need them?
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_200v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm824YYUS)

[Panhead0422]

Got Milk?


Sure, but I forgot and left it out for about two days. Are you sure that you want it?

Just kidding.

LOL

[Cowgirl Up!]

I'll trade you some of my chocolate chip cookie dough that I am not sharing either.

It's a deal. But you DID wash your hands before making it, right? I'm like a nutcase when it comes to germs. I carry a pack of sanitary wipes in my purse (not just any pack mind you, it's a bit FAT pack, plenty for all!), and all my friends know I have it. I wiped the desk I sat at today with one because someone had written all over it. A guy I know who works on cars frequently asks for one. So yeah, everyone knows where to go if they want cleaner hands.

And hey, you like the nickname Arya?? My friend started calling me that, and it's starting to spread, so thus my first nickname. Susita out of Susan Anita. Why did we invent middle names anyways??? My mum seems to think that it's for when I'm REALLY in trouble. :rolleyes: :lol:

[Panhead0422]

It's a deal. But you DID wash your hands before making it, right? I'm like a nutcase when it comes to germs. I carry a pack of sanitary wipes in my purse (not just any pack mind you, it's a bit FAT pack, plenty for all!), and all my friends know I have it. I wiped the desk I sat at today with one because someone had written all over it. A guy I know who works on cars frequently asks for one. So yeah, everyone knows where to go if they want cleaner hands.

And hey, you like the nickname Arya?? My friend started calling me that, and it's starting to spread, so thus my first nickname. Susita out of Susan Anita. Why did we invent middle names anyways??? My mum seems to think that it's for when I'm REALLY in trouble. :rolleyes: :lol:

SURE I DID, was I supposed to use soap too? (Kidding)

What does Arya stand for or mean? It does read prettily.

I remember those days a couple of centuries ago when my middle name brought fear to my heart and fuel to my feet. Alas I was never quite fast enough to escape my "Just deserts" and found that I was in less trouble stopping than I was when I ran.

[Arya]

Update:

It's mid-morning here in New England, and the thread's doing fine.....
:whistle:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Aaaah, Susita, mi amiga! <grin> but u can keep the dough, though-I'm on a diet! ;)


You need a diet?! From what I have seen of you (which I frankly admit is quite limited), I don't think so.

[Arya]

You need a diet?! From what I have seen of you (which I frankly admit is quite limited), I don't think so.

TY for the compliment!

Actually I have gained 15 pounds this year. Although that's not a huge amount to gain, it doesn't bode well when I perform with my local dance troupe. My outfits don't fit well, and I am having problems with one of my knees. So the reduction (back down to my original weight, no further) is for health purposes, not vanity.

:cool:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

TY for the compliment!

Actually I have gained 15 pounds this year. Although that's not a huge amount to gain, it doesn't bode well when I perform with my local dance troupe. My outfits don't fit well, and I am having problems with one of my knees. So the reduction (back down to my original weight, no further) is for health purposes, not vanity.

:cool:


Oh, I understand now! That DOES make a great deal of sense.

[Panhead0422]

WHAT?!! I must be losing my touch, this thread is still alive!!!!

(SIGH)

[Nik Notorious]

I've killed more threads in my short time here than I can count. Even this one shouldn't be a problem for me. Don't worry about the funeral arangements, I've taken care of them.

[Gaby77]

oooo...I don't think so. This thread will live FOREVER!
:mrgreen:

[Arya]

Just checked in to see how our favorite lil' thread is doing....

JUST FINE! ;)

[Panhead0422]

Just checked in to see how our favorite lil' thread is doing....

JUST FINE! ;)


And just think, I used to feel sorry for Jason on Friday the Thirteenth because of all the ways he "died". Compared to this thread he was a piker and had it easy!

[Cowgirl Up!]

Who's Jason?

[Panhead0422]

Who's Jason?


He was the "Evil" star in a series of Horror movies from the late 1970's and early 1980's. The movies generally revolved around him killing several "terrified Teenagers" in semi imaginative ways and in turn is killed, but doesn't actually die several times in each movie. He has been hung, shot, stabbed, ran over, blown up, axed, and drowned, to name a few ways that he was Killed. I think they tried everything except a tactical nuclear device.

[Arya]

And just think, I used to feel sorry for Jason on Friday the Thirteenth because of all the ways he "died". Compared to this thread he was a piker and had it easy!

Yes, poor demented, twisted, evil Jason! He will rest in peace (unless they make another freaking movie about him again!!!), where alas, this thread may never kknow such fate....<somber music playing in background..>

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Doing my dead-level best to help Arya keep this thread alive and kicking! ;) ;)

[Panhead0422]

Doing my dead-level best to help Arya keep this thread alive and kicking! ;) ;)

Wouldn't that be your LIVE-LEVEL best?

[DD-2]

Thanks for the shout - out my friend.
That was very good to know!
;)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Wouldn't that be your LIVE-LEVEL best?

No. This is a term commonly used in mechanics. More specifically, this term refers to the positioning of a particular part within an engine relative to its lowest point.

Another bit of useless info.

[LpSecurity]

No. This is a term commonly used in mechanics. More specifically, this term refers to the positioning of a particular part within an engine relative to its lowest point.

Another bit of useless info.


I might have heard the term used in the movie "My Cousin Vinnie"

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I might have heard the term used in the movie "My Cousin Vinnie"


You probably did, amongst other things......................

[LpSecurity]

You probably did, amongst other things......................



Most of the lines can't be printed here !

[Panhead0422]

No. This is a term commonly used in mechanics. More specifically, this term refers to the positioning of a particular part within an engine relative to its lowest point.

Another bit of useless info.
I was taught that that was bottom dead center or top dead center. Of course terminology may have changed in a couple of decades.
LOL

[Cowgirl Up!]

Isn't this funny???

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/Susie-Q/cid_000b01c5bf89546a89206403a8c0sti.gif

[Panhead0422]

Isn't this funny???

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/Susie-Q/cid_000b01c5bf89546a89206403a8c0sti.gif

Hillarious, but it just goes to prove cats are EVIL!!!!
LOL,ROF

[Lord Dreadmore]

why do you prefer violent animals, that is against the laws of nature.

no really thats cool as hell

[Cowgirl Up!]

Cats ARE evil, that's why I have one of these! Ain't he gorgeous??

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/Susie-Q/AwardwinningMikey.jpg

[Jabber]

Cats ARE evil, that's why I have one of these! Ain't he gorgeous??

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/Susie-Q/AwardwinningMikey.jpg

So you're saying cats are hors d'ouvres?

[Cowgirl Up!]

So you're saying cats are hors d'ouvres?

Nah, I'm not Chinese.

:shifty:

[Gaby77]

Cats ARE evil, that's why I have one of these! Ain't he gorgeous??

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/Susie-Q/AwardwinningMikey.jpg
Absolutely! I love dogs. Belgian or german shepherd? What's his (or her) name?

[Cowgirl Up!]

Mikey is a German Shepherd and has been my best buddy since he showed up on my front porch when I needed him most. :) He's my little miracle and answer to prayer.

[Gaby77]

Yeah. Dogs are awesome... mine has helped me through some hard times as well.

[Cowgirl Up!]

Okay I need to tell the story! :D

Once upon a time, when I was about 8 years old, I had two German Shepherds (Maxamilius and Ike) and a very special cat (Skittles). Skittles was my very own, he loved me the most. They all ended up dying in one year, Max we had to put down because he bit two people, Ike: neighbors poisoned him, and Skittles had fatty liver syndrom. All in one year. I was a very broken hearted little girl. Mum and dad were going to get a McNab (like a border collie but with short hair), but I had always had German Shepherds, so that was what I wanted. I never told them, but I started to pray that God would send me a BIG Shepherd that was mostly black with tan legs, would bring the ball back when I threw it, etc. One wet and windy December day, he showed up on our front porch! Mum went outside to shoo him away thinking he was the neighbor's dog, but it wasn't. I knew my prayers had been answered, so I ran outside, gasped, and then he looked up at me, gave me a huge grin and ran up to me. We put ads in the paper, signs, everything. No calls, nothing. He's been my buddy since I was 9.

Wow, long story.

[Gaby77]

wow. Yeah, that does make him very special. And he is absolutely gorgeous. (just like you said) :)

[Panhead0422]

Cats ARE evil, that's why I have one of these! Ain't he gorgeous??

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/Susie-Q/AwardwinningMikey.jpg

Cats mew and dogs RULE!!!

[Panhead0422]

So you're saying cats are hors d'ouvres?

That is really tasteless. They are totally worthless.

[Arya]

Cats mew and dogs RULE!!!

Ahem, Cats Rule, and Dogs Drool.... Lol (just jesting with ya!!)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Ahem, Cats Rule, and Dogs Drool.... Lol (just jesting with ya!!)


Right on Arya, cats DO rule!!!

[Arya]

Right on Arya, cats DO rule!!!

Me-YOW! <grin>

[Cowgirl Up!]

Me-YOW! <grin>

ARYA! :naughty: You almost killed the thread!! THREAD KILLER!!! :(( It's okay, I'm here for ya! :hug:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

ARYA! :naughty: You almost killed the thread!! THREAD KILLER!!! :(( It's okay, I'm here for ya! :hug:


Remember Cowgirl, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades..........:whistle: :whistle:

[Arya]

Meow? <real innocent like>

That was feline for "thread killer, who me?" Hee hee hee!! :cool:

[Cowgirl Up!]

Remember Cowgirl, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades..........:whistle: :whistle:

I don't get it:question:

OH I GET IT!!! :)) :clap:

[Cowgirl Up!]

Meow? <real innocent like>

That was feline for "thread killer, who me?" Hee hee hee!! :cool:

I knew it! Cats ARE evil, you must convert to dog!

[Arya]

I knew it! Cats ARE evil, you must convert to dog!
:twisted: MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMe ow
MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMe ow
MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMe ow
MeowWoofMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowWoofWoofWo ofWoof
MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow
WoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWo ofWoofWoof
WoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWo ofWoofWoof
WoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoofWoof :angel:
Even bad kitties can convert! (don't tell my catz I said that!!)

Nah, I love all aminals (misspelled on purpose) and think both cats and dogs are cool.

[Cowgirl Up!]

Good job Arya!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I guess that I am evil because I still prefer cats to dogs...............:twisted: :twisted:

[Arya]

Nah, since both catz and dogz are cool (IMO) then that makes you cool also!! :hug: LoL!

[Cowgirl Up!]

But..... Foxy! Cats are trying to take over the world!!!!!! :((

[Cowgirl Up!]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a317/Susie-Q/Drunk.gif Okay, I'll just wash it down with a little bit o' liquid sustenance. I usually skin cats before I eat them, but heck, it was so evil I didn't have time.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

But..... Foxy! Cats are trying to take over the world!!!!!! :((


:D :D :D

[Gaby77]

OH NO!!! The thread ALMOST died!!!
But then.... I saved it. (phew)

[Arya]

OH NO!!! The thread ALMOST died!!!
But then.... I saved it. (phew)

Thanks be to Gaby77 who saved the day so that this lil' ol' thread can live, hooray!! ;)

[JimGP20]

Some stats on thread killers right here in TP:
Out of 19 pages of threads in TP, and not counting page 1, here is the low down on our best thread killers:
With 8 dead threads, we have Claymore and RECONRICK
With 9, we have LPSecurity, XXL and KAOS
With 10, we have little 'ol me, stuckinliberalhell
With 11, we have FoxGranadaChuck, Arya and Cowgirlup
With 13, we have jabber
And the grand champion of thread killers with 18, bery GOP girl !!

Let's keep up the good work !!

[Stuball]

I am removing the feeding tube from posts in a PVS

[Cowgirl Up!]

Some stats on thread killers right here in TP:
Out of 19 pages of threads in TP, and not counting page 1, here is the low down on our best thread killers:
With 8 dead threads, we have Claymore and RECONRICK
With 9, we have LPSecurity, XXL and KAOS
With 10, we have little 'ol me, stuckinliberalhell
With 11, we have FoxGranadaChuck, Arya and Cowgirlup
With 13, we have jabber
And the grand champion of thread killers with 18, bery GOP girl !!

Let's keep up the good work !!

Dang! I need to get busy! :(

[LpSecurity]

Depending on how you look at it, I'm either one step ahead or one step behind my favorite poster. :clap:

[Cowgirl Up!]

So I'm your favorite?? :redface: aww, shucks! :redface: I feel so special! :redface:

[LpSecurity]

You are special but not in this case. :naughty:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Some stats on thread killers right here in TP:
Out of 19 pages of threads in TP, and not counting page 1, here is the low down on our best thread killers:
With 8 dead threads, we have Claymore and RECONRICK
With 9, we have LPSecurity, XXL and KAOS
With 10, we have little 'ol me, stuckinliberalhell
With 11, we have FoxGranadaChuck, Arya and Cowgirlup
With 13, we have jabber
And the grand champion of thread killers with 18, bery GOP girl !!

Let's keep up the good work !!


Man, you have too much time in a day!!! LOL

[Arya]

Dang! I need to get busy! :(

Methinks you, me,and Mr. Fox have some work to do... :shhh:

[Arya]

I removing the feeding tube from posts in a PVS

I'm sorry, but that's funny! LOL

[JimGP20]

Methinks you, me,and Mr. Fox have some work to do... :shhh:


he he he.... I'm right on your tail.

[Arya]

he he he.... I'm right on your tail.

Heh, I didn't realize that I was doing so well!! HAhAhA, thanx for posting that lil' tidbit of info! LOL

[Arya]

THIS THREAD AIN'T DEAD
THIS THREAD AIN'T DEAD
THIS THREAD AIN'T DEAD
THIS THREAD AIN'T DEAD
:twisted:

[Lord Dreadmore]

OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) -- The Los Angeles Angels partied as if they'd just won it all, figuring they deserved to let loose after everything the club went through to capture another division title.

The Angels are going back to the playoffs, and this year they'll have plenty of time to get ready. They're the first American League team to clinch a postseason berth.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I'm glad that this thread is still alive and kicking!!! :D :D :D

[Arya]

All thanx to Mr. Foxy and Lord Dreadmore!! :dance:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

All thanx to Mr. Foxy and Lord Dreadmore!! :dance:


Don't forget, Arya, you had a part in it also. Refer to posting previous to mine.

[Arya]

Don't forget, Arya, you had a part in it also. Refer to posting previous to mine.

Awww, shucks, just doin' my part! :lol:

[Panhead0422]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Dreamy4/madcat2.gif Choke on a furball lady. ;)

Damm, and I thought cats only had nine lives. It probably would have helped if I had brought more than eight handgrenades.

[Lord Dreadmore]

im still trying to figure it out, but who know someday i may get around to it..i think...

[Jabber]

im still trying to figure it out, but who know someday i may get around to it..i think...

I had a spare TUIT and now I can't find it

[JimGP20]

I had a spare TUIT and now I can't find it

Yes, but was yours round?.... or one of those new square ones?

[Jabber]

Yes, but was yours round?.... or one of those new square ones?

Just one of the old round ones...I thought I had an extra...

[Jabber]

Oh, wait, I used it last saturday when my wife asked me to mow the lawn...gee shucks. Anybody have one the want to give me?

[JimGP20]

I got a bunch of 'em over in my storage locker, but I don't feel like going over there. I guess that's how I amasses so many of 'em in the first place.

[Bery GOP Girl]

Is this win a good thing? LOL I see what you meant now Stuck LOL LOL

[The Girl from Ipanema]

This thread is getting dangerously close to the bottom of the page.

I had a round tuit once, I think my sister swiped it. :(

[PaleoPaul]

bump

[JimGP20]

Hey !!!! That bump almost made me spill my soda !!

[The Girl from Ipanema]

hold on then...

Bump!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Obviously, this thread is still alive and kicking!!!

[Arya]

Methinks it's swell that this threads alive and well. :lol:

[Jabber]

The next poster here will get an insta ban...There that should kill it...

[Panhead0422]

The next poster here will get an insta ban...There that should kill it...

Uh,Uh, Try a double insta ban!!!
LOL

[Arya]

Double insta-ban times infinity!! Hahahahaha! <grin>

[JimGP20]

How about a rubber ban?? :eek:

[The Girl from Ipanema]

rubber ban man?

[LpSecurity]

I like that guy.

[Arya]

I like rubber ban man than being hit with rubber bands...<ouch>

[The Girl from Ipanema]

Eeek! This thread almost died!

[Arya]

Not if you can help it, I see... ;)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Keeping this thread alive and kicking................

[Arya]

Hello and thank you to Mr. Foxy for his good deed of the mornin'...LOL

[Jabber]

FGC has a way of keeping threads alive....

[Arya]

And you do wonderfully for this one! <grin>

[FoxGranadaChuck]

In all honesty, we all each do our part................. :angel: :angel: :angel:

[Arya]

Ooops, this made it halfway down the forum-doin' my part as well. Don't know about the "angel" part, though!! :twisted:

[basilisk]

I personally like to take inflammatory and argumentative threads off topic so they die instead of persisting in the mire of disrespect and nastiness. It's my service to the Hannity boards.

[jamesthegirl]

Some stats on thread killers right here in TP:
Out of 19 pages of threads in TP, and not counting page 1, here is the low down on our best thread killers:
With 8 dead threads, we have Claymore and RECONRICK
With 9, we have LPSecurity, XXL and KAOS
With 10, we have little 'ol me, stuckinliberalhell
With 11, we have FoxGranadaChuck, Arya and Cowgirlup
With 13, we have jabber
And the grand champion of thread killers with 18, bery GOP girl !!

Let's keep up the good work !!



Someone needs to call bery gop girl to invite her to one of our meetings. Sounds like she needs help and understanding!

[jamesthegirl]

I needed to come to a MEETING!! I just found out that I KILLED ANOTHER THREAD! I THOUGHT I WAS CURED!!! I killed "If pro-choice is not anti-abortion but not pro-abortion either..." (which deserved to die, but that's not the point) I assassinated it!


(I'm so ashamed!)

[Arya]

Then here's the official meeting for thread killers anon (TKA)

Hello, my name is Arya, and I kill threads....I thik I did it again yesterday...twice......

I nominate Jamesthegirl into official membership....

[Jabber]

WooHoo I've slain 13 threads and counting....Now if I could only kill the "Last Poster" thread

[Arya]

Jabber, if you could kill that thread, then you would be nominated into "thread killer hall of fame".... :D

[Jabber]

Jabber, if you could kill that thread, then you would be nominated into "thread killer hall of fame".... :D

I'm tryin'...as a matter of fact I've tried 937 times...:shhh:

[Arya]

I'm tryin'...as a matter of fact I've tried 937 times...:shhh:

Yer secret's safe with me... :silenced: :cool:

[JimGP20]

WooHoo I've slain 13 threads and counting....Now if I could only kill the "Last Poster" thread

I am ashamed to say that I did post in that thread in it's infantcy, but shortly after, I developed a disdain for "Last Poster".... and I don't even know why. I refuse to partake in such a silly thread :snooty: ..... give me "the 5 letter game" any day.

[Panhead0422]

I'm tryin'...as a matter of fact I've tried 937 times...:shhh:
Persistance pays, go for 938 times. (smile)

[basilisk]

I believe I am the ultimate thread killer, with sixty-one to my credit--only some of which deserved to die.

[Arya]

Whoa, just checked on the thread and it almost made it's way to the bottom of the page, NO WAY!!!

:mrgreen:

[basilisk]

Whoa, just checked on the thread and it almost made it's way to the bottom of the page, NO WAY!!!

:mrgreen:I almost made sixty-two just that quick!

[Dancer]

But you didn't.

[Arya]

I almost made sixty-two just that quick!

HA! We'll stop you on this thread, mister!! :dance: :D

[basilisk]

HA! We'll stop you on this thread, mister!! :dance: :DI've been trying to repent and change my ways.

[Arya]

I've been trying to repent and change my ways.

Well, only on this thread :angel: -to all others, BEWARE!! :evil:

[Panhead0422]

Ya know, I'm running out of patience, I've tried horseshoes, I've tried handgrenades, I just set the timer on my thermonuclear device to thirty minutes. If that doesn't work, I don't think anything will ever kill this thread.
Signed,
Desperate

[Arya]

Ya know, I'm running out of patience, I've tried horseshoes, I've tried handgrenades, I just set the timer on my thermonuclear device to thirty minutes. If that doesn't work, I don't think anything will ever kill this thread.
Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate,

I understand your concern. Unfortunately some things (threads) are meant to live despite the best (or worst) of intentions...

Peace (not copying you, Malcontent)

One of the thread angels.... :angel:

[Panhead0422]

Dear Desperate,

I understand your concern. Unfortunately some things (threads) are meant to live despite the best (or worst) of intentions...

Peace (not copying you, Malcontent)

One of the thread angels.... :angel:


ROF, PIMP,Many VALIUMS.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Keeping this thread alive and kicking....................

[XB70]

.......nope, not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent, this thread is dead.

[Arya]

Dead? When's the funeral?? :boohoo: ;)

[Panhead0422]

Dead? When's the funeral?? :boohoo: ;)

Sorry, you missed it, it was the other day.

[jamesthegirl]

I nominate Jamesthegirl into official membership....



Actually, I'm the founder and president of TKA.

Pitiful, but true. I've been an official member for about a month now! I've already relapsed once (that I know of!)

Anyone need coffee? I'm brewing some up, cups are on the table by the door.

[Bery GOP Girl]

I saw that I won this...but what does it mean? James, can you tell me please?

[Arya]

Sorry, you missed it, it was the other day.

Huh, you better tell the others, they're still breating life into it!! LOL :lol:

[Liability]

I once killed a thread in New York ...

just to watch it die.

[PaleoPaul]

I once killed a thread in New York ...

just to watch it die.
I've done the same thing, except the action was performed in Chicago.

[Liability]

I've done the same thing, except the action was performed in Chicago.

I felt a twinge of guilt afterwords. You?

[PaleoPaul]

I felt a bit disturbed, actually.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I once killed a thread here in Tennessee. I'm still seeing a shrink over that one.........NOT!!!

[Jabber]

This thread is still alive? Not when I get through with it...

[Arya]

This thread ain't dead,
This thread ain't dead,
This thread ain't dead,
:whistle:

[Panhead0422]

I once killed a thread in New York ...

just to watch it die.


Just one? I've killed enough threads that Ghengis Khahn holds me in absolute AWE!!!!

[basilisk]

Have you counted your thread kills on this site?

[Panhead0422]

Have you counted your thread kills on this site?

No, I haven't, but money talks and ******** walks. My shoes are worn to the point that I can tell the denomination of a coin without looking at it first.
You caught me taking out the trash talk.

LOL

[basilisk]

Well, that's what this thread is for, right?

[Jabber]

Is this thread still alive?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Is this thread still alive?


Is the Pope Catholic?!

[Jabber]

Is the Pope Catholic?!

I don't know, never met him...:whistle:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I don't know, never met him...:whistle:


Let me answer that for you. Yes, he is Catholic.

Therefore, this thread is very much alive!!!

[basilisk]

:eek: Note to self: Chuck is on personal terms with the Pope. :angel:

[Panhead0422]

I would say that we could torture this thread to death, but as luck would have it this thread is probably into sado masochism!!!

[Arya]

I would say that we could torture this thread to death, but as luck would have it this thread is probably into sado masochism!!!

Didja hear that whip crack?? :eek: ;)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I would say that we could torture this thread to death, but as luck would have it this thread is probably into sado masochism!!!


And we forgot to inform you of this, but this thread also wears black leather and LOTS of handcuffs. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Arya]

And we forgot to inform you of this, but this thread also wears black leather and LOTS of handcuffs. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Don't forget to mention the dog collars.... :eek: :whistle:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Don't forget to mention the dog collars.... :eek: :whistle:


:redface: :redface: :redface:

I forgot to mention those! Sorry. LOL

[basilisk]

This thread is seriously going downhill. It's as if someone were...poisoning it.

:think: :eek: :evil:

[Dancer]

I think it would be an interesting thread experiment for all of us to go around discussing one another's dead threads...bumping them back to the front to get discussion for them.

Whoever doesn't get a response is then the TRUE thread killer. ;)

[Panhead0422]

:redface: :redface: :redface:

I forgot to mention those! Sorry. LOL

Don't forget, feather(s) are kinky, the whole bird is just plain sick!

LOL

[Panhead0422]

This thread is seriously going downhill. It's as if someone were...poisoning it.

:think: :eek: :evil:

Shhhh! Don't give away my methods, darn it!!!

[Panhead0422]

I think it would be an interesting thread experiment for all of us to go around discussing one another's dead threads...bumping them back to the front to get discussion for them.

Whoever doesn't get a response is then the TRUE thread killer. ;)

Apparently, you are not the TRUE THREAD KILLER.

P.S., better luck next time. LOL

[Arya]

I think it would be an interesting thread experiment for all of us to go around discussing one another's dead threads...bumping them back to the front to get discussion for them.

Whoever doesn't get a response is then the TRUE thread killer. ;)

What happens if you can't remember all the threads that you killed? They are serioulsy a blur to me by now... :confused:

[Dancer]

What happens if you can't remember all the threads that you killed? They are serioulsy a blur to me by now... :confused:Actually, we would try to kill one of the other poster's dead threads...

Just do a search on their name.

Click on show me all posts by __________________ , leaving it in thread view.

Then the ones that show that person as the last poster in the thread, you bump the thread with your opinion and see if it really dies.

Then, you can be the ultimate thread killer.












*(It's very late and I am feeling very silly)*

[Arya]

[QUOTE=Dancer]Actually, we would try to kill one of the other poster's dead threads...

Just do a search on their name.

Click on show me all posts by __________________ , leaving it in thread view.

Then the ones that show that person as the last poster in the thread, you bump the thread with your opinion and see if it really dies.

Then, you can be the ultimate thread killer.


:twisted: Then let the games begin...:twisted:

[Jabber]

Just why is this thread still kickin'?

[Arya]

The thread takes a lickin' and keeps on kickin'.... HA!

[Panhead0422]

The thread takes a lickin' and keeps on kickin'.... HA!

That's it, I killed it, no one else can possibly post on this thread after me.
By the power not vested in me, I forbid further posts (Please, and pretty please...).

[Arya]

That's it, I killed it, no one else can possibly post on this thread after me.
By the power not vested in me, I forbid further posts (Please, and pretty please...).

:snooty: tsk tsk tsk, tempting fate, are we? Then again, I always was the type that would do what I was forbade to do... Rebel that I am! <grin>

[FoxGranadaChuck]

The thread takes a lickin' and keeps on kickin'.... HA!


Obviously!!! :dance: :dance: :dance:

[archangelo]

I kill threads and I like it! The threads I kill deserve to die!!!!! :snooty:
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dancer]

lol

[Jabber]

Oh Arya, shake your groove thang. Like the new avatar

[Arya]

Shake Shake Shake, shake your groove thang...

http://bestsmileys.com/dancing/14.gif

Thanx for liking the avatar-been meaning to update it...<grin>

[Gaby77]

I see we're still here. :grin:

[basilisk]

I killed the other thread, but I did NOT kill this one.

[Jabber]

Die you evil thread http://bestsmileys.com/army/16.gif

[Arya]

Are you trying to kill this thread, Mr Reaper, I mean Jabber??
http://bestsmileys.com/dead/7.gif

[Jabber]

http://bestsmileys.com/textinbubble3/4.gif

[Arya]

http://bestsmileys.com/textinbubble3/4.gif

I like your beanie-cap!! Can I have it?? LOL!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Obviously, this thread has not assumed room temperature yet.

[Arya]

Heya Mr. Fox! Glad to see you made it out of the henhouse tonite.

How is your mom, btw? I caught the mention on another thread and been meaning to ask...

Oh yea, back to topic, this threads now a bit warmer...FGC helped breathe some life into it..LOL

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Heya Mr. Fox! Glad to see you made it out of the henhouse tonite.

How is your mom, btw? I caught the mention on another thread and been meaning to ask...

Oh yea, back to topic, this threads now a bit warmer...FGC helped breathe some life into it..LOL


My Mom had a REALLY serious case of urinary tract infection and the shingles. She was in so much pain that I had to call the local 9-1-1!

Thank you, Ms. Arya, for breathing life into this thread!!!

[jamesthegirl]

I saw that I won this...but what does it mean? James, can you tell me please?


Well, I wouldn't say you "won" it. You just happened to be the poster that particular day that had the most "thread kills" at the moment. "Thread kills" are when you are the last one to post on a thread, and it sinks to the thread eating hole at the bottom of the page, never to be seen again.

You happened to be just like us! Those of us that come here to share the fact that we post on a thread and people run away from it like it's a big green hairy monster. We come here for peace. We come here for acceptance. We come here for help.

Grab a chair. Find a sponsor. We're glad you came. :)





That reminds me. We should pick sponsor's. Who wants to be mine? :razz: You'll have your work cut out for you, but it will be gooood times. :) Then we should put "so-and-so's TKA sponsor" in our sig line. It will be a fun inside joke!

[JimGP20]

Well, I wouldn't say you "won" it. You just happened to be the poster that particular day that had the most "thread kills" at the moment. "Thread kills" are when you are the last one to post on a thread, and it sinks to the thread eating hole at the bottom of the page, never to be seen again.

You happened to be just like us! Those of us that come here to share the fact that we post on a thread and people run away from it like it's a big green hairy monster. We come here for peace. We come here for acceptance. We come here for help.

Grab a chair. Find a sponsor. We're glad you came. :)





That reminds me. We should pick sponsor's. Who wants to be mine? :razz: You'll have your work cut out for you, but it will be gooood times. :) Then we should put "so-and-so's TKA sponsor" in our sig line. It will be a fun inside joke!


Can we be each others sponsor??.... or does the sponsor have to be thread killing free for a number of days?? I know I have killed threads in Washington Politics, General Interests, Trivial Pursuits, Education, Overcoming Obstacles and yes, even Talk to the Moderator. I'm truly lost.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

This thread is alive and kicking.

[basilisk]

I didn't do it. Nobody saw anything. You can't prove it.

[Arya]

I didn't do it. Nobody saw anything. You can't prove it.

I saw it... :shifty:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I saw it... :shifty:


I saw it too, earp. Give it up; the party's over!


You have the right to remain silent. Should you give your right to be silent, anything that you say can be used against you in a court of law............

[basilisk]

I saw it too, earp. Give it up; the party's over!


You have the right to remain silent. Should you give your right to be silent, anything that you say can be used against you in a court of law............Well, the question you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya...punk?

:twisted: earp removes jacket in preparation for a quick draw.

[Gaby77]

Saw what? Did I miss something?
(man, I really need to get back on here more) :think:

[Arya]

Well, the question you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya...punk?

:twisted: earp removes jacket in preparation for a quick draw.

C'mon, put em up!!! http://bestsmileys.com/hitting/1.gif

Sorry, couldn't find a Clint Eastwood smiley, so you'll have to put up with the Stoogies for now!! LOL

[Arya]

Saw what? Did I miss something?
(man, I really need to get back on here more) :think:
Yea, Earp got caught in the act, tho he didn't know it at the time...LOL