Thread Killers Anonymous

[basilisk]

Of course! He was just a little singed, that's all...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

It sounds like you have visited Disney once too often, welcome to my nightmare.

:snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

[Six Shooter]

:naughty: I built an electric chair by using the power supply from a train set and taking the wires where it connected to the track and connecting them to some copper and aluminum foil strips, which I then wrapped around one of the neighborhood kids, who was strapped into a wooden chair by some rope and a couple of belts.


And thus the afro was invented.

[EriktheRed]

And thus the afro was invented.

:)) :)) :))

[EriktheRed]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b2/KrunchyFrog/catwmachinegun.jpg

DIE THREAD, DIE!!

(did kitty get it?)

[Panhead0422]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b2/KrunchyFrog/catwmachinegun.jpg

DIE THREAD, DIE!!

(did kitty get it?)

Kitty missed the target, but littered the street.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Kitty missed the target, but littered the street.

It's probably been around Kim7 much too long. LOL

[Panhead0422]

Probably.

[basilisk]

And thus the afro was invented.We didn't leave the poor sucker in there that long. :angel:

[Panhead0422]

We didn't leave the poor sucker in there that long. :angel:
Was he re-VOLTED by your experiment?????

[basilisk]

Was he re-VOLTED by your experiment?????Truth be told, it was as much his idea as anyone's.

[Panhead0422]

Did you nickname him "Smokey"???

[basilisk]

Did you nickname him "Smokey"???Actually, his nickname is PeePee. :)) :doh::)):))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Actually, his nickname is PeePee. :)) :doh::)):))

Sounds to me as though his nickname should be "lucky." LOL

[Six Shooter]

Sounds to me as though his nickname should be "lucky." LOL

Something tells me there is a reason he's not named "Lucky" and that were about to hear it.

[EriktheRed]

Something tells me there is a reason he's not named "Lucky" and that were about to hear it.

Please dont.

:eek:

[basilisk]

Something tells me there is a reason he's not named "Lucky" and that were about to hear it.:naughty: :angel:

[Panhead0422]

Actually, his nickname is PeePee. :)) :doh::)):))

Before or after he got the juice????:rolleyes: :doh: :)) :))

[Panhead0422]

:(( :(( :boohoo:I just discovered that on May 8th I killed both the "Tex_Rep appreciation"thread and the "this makes no Damn sense" thread. I was having fun and they just died. I swear that they fell on the knife accidentally (thirty nine times).:boohoo: :(( :(( :whistle: :whistle:

[imdwlaw]

Ain't proud of it, but I've killed many my short time here.
Worse, I've started quite a few that died in the womb!

[EriktheRed]

Looks like I just killed a couple, too, recently.

Bummer. Musta been my breath...
:redface:

[Panhead0422]

It might have helped keep them alive longer if I hadn't dropped that five pound lead weight on their poor WITTLE HEADS.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

It might have helped keep them alive longer if I hadn't dropped that five pound lead weight on their poor WITTLE HEADS.

:lol: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

[Panhead0422]

****takes bow****

[basilisk]

Before or after he got the juice????:rolleyes: :doh: :)) :))Before. Certainly after, too, though.

[Panhead0422]

Before. Certainly after, too, though.

I take it that he can't live that nickname down?????

[basilisk]

I take it that he can't live that nickname down?????He's twenty-nine years old today, and he's had the nickname since he was eight.

Does that answer your question?

[Panhead0422]

He's twenty-nine years old today, and he's had the nickname since he was eight.

Does that answer your question?

In a word, yes.

[Panhead0422]

I must somewhat sorrowfully announce the death of the reincarnation-I am a Pea**** thread. I killed it. Funeral arrangements to be announced at a later date.

I AM GOOD AT THREAD ASASSINATIONS!!!!

[basilisk]

I must somewhat sorrowfully announce the death of the reincarnation-I am a Pea**** thread. I killed it. Funeral arrangements to be announced at a later date.

I AM GOOD AT THREAD ASASSINATIONS!!!!I must admit, Panhead, at first I didn't realize how much talent you had. You are an excellent padwan learner.

[ValricoKate]

extirpated

[FoxGranadaChuck]

This thread ain't dead yet!!!

[ValricoKate]

extirpated

[Panhead0422]

NO, it is going to be MY KILL!!!!!

[basilisk]

It will die eventually, just like the LP thread...

[Panhead0422]

Which Thread?????

[bella-day]

Nah, this is the bionic thread.

No killer out there can touch it!

[Panhead0422]

No, probably not, but we can build it BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER.......

[Six Shooter]

NahNahNahNahNahNahNahNahNaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[FoxGranadaChuck]

No, probably not, but we can build it BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER.......

So this has become a bionic thread?! :think: :think: :think:

[Panhead0422]

After all of the abuse this thread has taken, it needs bionic replacement parts.

[Panhead0422]

I am so sorry, Jim, but this thread is DEAD!!!
Signed, "Bones" McCoy

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Taking this thread to Pet Sematary once again............

[Panhead0422]

I'll dig the hole.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

And I will cut the barbed wire fence. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Panhead0422]

Bring a lantern so we can see what we are doing.

[Panhead0422]

On second thought.......I don't want to see what is in there!!!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

On second thought.......I don't want to see what is in there!!!!

Scardy cat, scardy cat!!!

[Panhead0422]

YOU BET that I am!!!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

YOU BET that I am!!!!

:D :D :D :D

[Panhead0422]

And Proud of it!!!!

[Panhead0422]

aslfjoaweruodi!!!!!!


I excaped the pet sematary by the skin of my teeth and saved this thread from death!!!!!

:doh: :wall: :eek:

(I meant to leave this thread there)

[coz]

Its not dead yet!

[Panhead0422]

Zombies don't die!!!!

[tha malcontent™]

You should never have Reminded me...

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Be Very Careful, not only do you have to watch out for ZOMBIE THREADS, you have to watch out for ME!!! I WILL GET YOU FOR BRINGING THIS THREAD BACK TO LIFE IF IT IS THE LAST THING THAT THIS THREAD DOES.:rolleyes: :evil: :evil: :naughty:

[Cowgirl Up!]

Be Very Careful, not only do you have to watch out for ZOMBIE THREADS, you have to watch out for ME!!! I WILL GET YOU FOR BRINGING THIS THREAD BACK TO LIFE IF IT IS THE LAST THING THAT THIS THREAD DOES.:rolleyes: :evil: :evil: :naughty:

bring it, I'm ready.

:whistle:

[Kim7]

man I thought this thing was dead, but you had to go and bring it back didn't you CGU? lol

[Cowgirl Up!]

I have a very sensitive nature.

[Panhead0422]

CGU likes bringing bad pennies home.

[tha malcontent™]

There I go... Killin' a Thread again.

:)

peace...

[basilisk]

This thread has died so many times it's amazing it's not dead yet.

[tha malcontent™]

This thread has died so many times it's amazing it's not dead yet.

I Intend on Killing it.

:)

peace...

[Cowgirl Up!]

CGU likes bringing bad pennies home.

They add up :twisted:

[Panhead0422]

Well here is my two cents worth to keep this thread alive. I hope that it chokes to death on them.

[theant]

Hi. I'm jtg, and I'm a thread killer... No I'm NOT!

I am theant and I kill threads in my thread dead hotel

[Panhead0422]

Hi. I'm jtg, and I'm a thread killer... No I'm NOT!

I am theant and I kill threads in my thread dead hotel


Save yourself a lot of agony, give up trying to kill this thread. I personally have (or thought I had) killed this thread three times. It keeps coming back to life.

[basilisk]

Panhead will kill this thread, I think.

[Panhead0422]

Sooner or later, I am sharpening a wooden stake, soaking a torch, and taking care of the other necessary details for the batte.

[tha malcontent™]

Panhead will kill this thread, I think.

I Think NOT!

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Persistance pays.

[tha malcontent™]

Persistance pays.

In Fact, so does Prostitution.

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

In Fact, so does Prostitution.

:)

peace...

And would you know that from personal experience?:eek: :whistle: :whistle:

[tha malcontent™]

And would you know that from personal experience?:eek: :whistle: :whistle:

No, but I would like to Own and Run a Brothel.

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

No, but I would like to Own and Run a Brothel.

:)

peace...

Just remember to pay your STOP,

State

Tax

ON

*****

or you might get in trouble.

[tha malcontent™]

Mine.

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Mine!

[tha malcontent™]

Mine... Infinity... Plus 1.

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Plus Two!!!

[tha malcontent™]

Plus Two!!!

Plus Three. ;)

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Plus ad infinitum.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Who wants some pepperoni, anchovies, and black olives pizza?!

[tha malcontent™]

TKA is for Quitters...

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

TKA is for Quitters...

:)

peace...

So when are you going to quit?????:rolleyes: :whistle: :whistle:

[tha malcontent™]

So when are you going to quit?????:rolleyes: :whistle: :whistle:

N E V E R

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

N E V E R

:)

peace...

Then you don't belong here, LEAVE!!!!:mrgreen:

[czzzaar]

Good job, Panhead, you had this one killed for a while.

[czzzaar]

Good job, Panhead, you had this one killed for a while.

Wow, I had it for almost a whole day. I really am a loser.

[Jesso]

Yes you are :D

[czzzaar]

Yes you are :D

Oh yeah, well who's the loser now?! Oh,...

[DALLAS1234]

:)) :)) :)) This thread is hilarious!!

[Panhead0422]

To paraphrase the BARD: Die, Damned thread, DIE!!!!

(out, damned spot, out.)



:eek: :(( :(( :(( I REALLY THOUGHT that I had Killed it THIS TIME.:(( :(( :((

[tha malcontent™]

Here, let me Assist in Killing this Thread again...

http://tintafantasma.net/wp-content/plugins/lmbbox-smileys/smileys/tb_guns.gif

:)

peace...

[Jesso]

The threads dead

[Panhead0422]

O.K., but did you bring anything besides that popgun of yours???

[Arya]

What, this thread still lives?

[tha malcontent™]

I will not Put it Down.

:)

peace...

[Jesso]

I will

[basilisk]

I have said it before. My youngling padawan Panhead will kill this thread.

[Jesso]

Nah I'll kill it first

[tha malcontent™]

I have said it before. My youngling padawan Panhead will kill this thread.

I find your Lack of Faith in my Sith Abilities... Disturbing.

:)

peace...

[basilisk]

The only way you'll kill it is if Panhead gets himself banned.

[Jesso]

I find your Lack of Faith in my Sith Abilities... Disturbing.

:)

peace...

I have faith in your Sith abilities!

[tha malcontent™]

I have faith in your Sith abilities!

I Know you do... Have you been Clicking your Heels?...

:)

peace...

[Jesso]

I have been.. but still nothing :(

[basilisk]

I find your Lack of Faith in my Sith Abilities... Disturbing.

:)

peace...That's what Darth Syphilis said before Jesso slew him.

[Arya]

The only way you'll kill it is if Panhead gets himself banned.
Dooode-you nailed it square on the head.

[Jesso]

:rolleyes:

[DALLAS1234]

i see this thread hasn't died yet

[basilisk]

It has a long and pointless life ahead of it.

[Jesso]

I'm going to kill it now

[Arya]

Stop posting in it and it will die.

[Jesso]

I plan on.. eventually...

[David0209]

this thread is getting kinda threadbare....

[Arya]

I plan on.. eventually...
The sooner you stop, the sooner the decomposition begins...

:eek:

:D

[Jesso]

I'll stop eventually..

[Arya]

You can't, you're an addict-full blown, and never will stop posting on this thread.

Because of you, it shall live forever :D

[Jesso]

Pretty much.. I'm just trying to reach 10k by my birthday :D

[czzzaar]

Hee, hee. You're the thread killer now. Err,...doh!

[Arya]

Czzzaar!

[czzzaar]

Czzzaar!

Yes? Ah, you tricked me!

[Arya]

Yes? Ah, you tricked me!
Gotcha ;)

[Jesso]

Killing this before bed

[czzzaar]

Killing this before bed

Okay, I'll let you.

[Jesso]

Thanks!

[czzzaar]

Thanks!

Sure, don't mention it.

[Jesso]

:hug:

[czzzaar]

:redface:

[Jesso]

:dance:

[czzzaar]

:dance:
:cool:

[Jesso]

Don't mind me.. just killing the thread..

[jungulator]

This thread is officially dead.

[Jesso]

Yes it is

[jungulator]

Hey! You're killing my kill!

[Jesso]

Im tryin! :razz:

[jungulator]

Im tryin! :razz:

Scuze me while I whip this out....





http://www.stihl.us/graphics/chainsaws/MS250.gif

[Jesso]

Is that a threat? :evil:

[jungulator]

Is that a threat? :evil:

:whistle:

[Jesso]

You whistling at me? ;)

[jungulator]

You whistling at me? ;)

Hey there baby. So do you come here often?

[Jesso]

I come all the time

[jungulator]

Really? My first time here!

[Jesso]

Mine too!

[jungulator]

Whoo Hooo!

[Jesso]

:dance:

[jungulator]

:clap:

[czzzaar]

Mine too!
:liar:

[Panhead0422]

I will not Put it Down.

:)

peace...But I WILL!!!!

[Jesso]

No need, I'll take care of it

[Panhead0422]

I have said it before. My youngling padawan Panhead will kill this thread.

Master, I have killed it several times. I wish that it were as easy as Hercules's task of cleaning the kings stables.
Once More Into the Breach, dear FRIENDS.....

[czzzaar]

Good luck with that! :angel:

[Panhead0422]

That's what Darth Syphilis said before Jesso slew him.


http://bestsmileys.com/eek/12.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/doh/3.gif

[Jesso]

That's what Darth Syphilis said before Jesso slew him.

I know you just didn't use me and syphilis in the same sentence..

[czzzaar]

I know you just didn't use me and syphilis in the same sentence..

Ewww! Jesso and the silver bullet. :))

[basilisk]

I know you just didn't use me and syphilis in the same sentence..Oh, was that me? :doh:

[Jesso]

Oh, was that me? :doh:

I must have been mistaken

[Panhead0422]

I know you just didn't use me and syphilis in the same sentence..

I thought he said SITH less.http://bestsmileys.com/wink/2.gif:whistle: :whistle:

[czzzaar]

I thought he said SITH less.http://bestsmileys.com/wink/2.gif:whistle: :whistle:
:))

[basilisk]

:whistle:

[Jesso]

I'll use my Jedi forces to kill this thread

[czzzaar]

Sith Forces, you mean. :shhh:

[Jesso]

No, I meant Jedi forces

[czzzaar]

No, I meant Jedi forces

Is that the invisible girl, again? Shouldn't you be hanging with the rubber guy?

[basilisk]

Liberals can't be Jedi. Liberals give in to fear, so by their very nature, they are Sith and have succumbed to the dark side.

[Jesso]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b253/razberriez/liberaljedi.jpg

[basilisk]

:rolleyes:

[Panhead0422]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b253/razberriez/liberaljedi.jpg


Heresy goeth before destruction. REPENT, SITH-ER.

[Jesso]

I would repent, if I were truly a Sith-er like some of you

But I am a calm peaceful Jedi :D

[Panhead0422]

I would repent, if I were truly a Sith-er like some of you

But I am a calm peaceful Jedi :D

Who has been skillfully lied to and is in DELUSIONAL DENIAL.

[Jesso]

I'm not in denial

[basilisk]

I would repent, if I were truly a Sith-er like some of you

But I am a calm peaceful Jedi :DWhat does peaceful have to do with calmness?

[Jesso]

Don't ask me serious questions, I'm not sober :razz:

[basilisk]

So...when you're throwing yourself at me most of the time, are you sober then?

[Jesso]

:think:

I think so :shifty:

[Jesso]

But don't flatter yourself and say I'm throwing myself at you ;)

[basilisk]

But don't flatter yourself and say I'm throwing myself at you ;)If you weren't throwing yourself at me, you'd use :rolleyes: instead of ;).

[Jesso]

:))

Unfortunately for you, you're not a liberal :razz:

[basilisk]

:))

Unfortunately for you, you're not a liberal :razz:Thank God for that.

[Jesso]

:lol:

[Panhead0422]

Jesso's Delusion of being Jedi continues, time for restraints and anti psychotic drug therapy.

[basilisk]

Jesso's Delusion of being Jedi continues, time for restraints and anti psychotic drug therapy.I was thinking shock therapy, actually.

[czzzaar]

I was thinking shock therapy, actually.

They can do wonder with brain surgery these days...

[basilisk]

They can do wonder with brain surgery these days...It's easier to take intelligence out than to put it in, though. That's the problem with corrective brain surgery for liberalism.

[czzzaar]

It's easier to take intelligence out than to put it in, though. That's the problem with corrective brain surgery for liberalism.

True if you take out too much they end up a ward of the state. Maybe we could get a Vulcan to work on her.

[basilisk]

True if you take out too much they end up a ward of the state. Maybe we could get a Vulcan to work on her.Aren't most liberals de facto wards of the state anyway? I mean, they either are government employees, on welfare, or activists whose job it is to solicit government funds...am I forgetting anyone?

[Panhead0422]

Aren't most liberals de facto wards of the state anyway? I mean, they either are government employees, on welfare, or activists whose job it is to solicit government funds...am I forgetting anyone?

Yeah, convicted or about to be convicted felons.

[tha malcontent™]

This seems like a good time to Kill this Thread.

:)

peace...

[Jesso]

Yes it does, I'll take care of it boss

[tha malcontent™]

Yes it does, I'll take care of it boss

I Know you will... ;)

:)

peace...

[Jesso]

:)

[Panhead0422]

WARNING!!!!!

NUCLEAR DETONATION WILL OCCUR IN:


5

4

3

2

1

[Jesso]

Scary!

[Panhead0422]

Fizzled!!!!!


Drat And Double Drat!!!!!

[Jesso]

:dance:

[Panhead0422]

Are you giving lessons?

[czzzaar]

If the threads I have killed were herd animals their corpses would litter the plains. I would be like one of those greedy buffalo hunters taking the hides but leaving the meat. :((

[Jesso]

Are you giving lessons?

You want some?

[Panhead0422]

Sure, but I have two left feet.

[czzzaar]

Sure, but I have two left feet.

That must make buying shoes a real ordeal.

[Jesso]

:rolleyes:

[czzzaar]

I suck at dancing too. I miss the punk era.

[Panhead0422]

Back on topic: DIE, THREAD, DIE!!!!!

[Jesso]

Yeah, what Panhead said!

[kottkefan]

I just got the test results back and I need someone to talk to........


.

[kottkefan]

someone.........

[kottkefan]

anyone......

[kottkefan]

I'll let you see my Star Trek collection............

[kottkefan]

...and I'll be your best friend for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever......

[Jesso]

The thread is dead! :clap:

[Panhead0422]

Shoe enough. (not)

[tha malcontent™]

Killa...

:)

peace...

[Jesso]

#2 is taking this one over ;)

[basilisk]

#2 is taking this one over ;)Personality #2 you mean?

[Jesso]

Nope, just my nick name ;)
Mal's #1

[czzzaar]

I killed at least two threads yesterday. :cry:

[Jesso]

Well, don't worry.. I won't let you kill this one too!

[czzzaar]

I killed three more threads today. :cry:

[Jesso]

Im going to kill this one

[basilisk]

This thread isn't even unhealthy yet.

[CTAF]

The fact that this thread isn't dead yet proves that we all suck at killing threads.

[Jesso]

I don't suck... at killing threads :)

[czzzaar]

You don't have the flair for killing threads that I do.

[CTAF]

I don't suck... at killing threads :)
dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty

[Jesso]

Who me? :angel:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Im going to kill this one

I really doubt that one! Panhead and I have been trying to kill this thread for months. It's still alive and kicking. 'Nuff said.

[Jesso]

You really are turning into a bad ass Chuck.. 'nuff said :mrgreen:

[basilisk]

Okay, Missy, that's enough from your filthy mouth...:think:...fingers...move on!

[Jesso]

Hush!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Okay, Missy, that's enough from your filthy mouth...:think:...fingers...move on!

Preach it, earp!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Jesso]

You can hush too Foxy

[czzzaar]

I know how to kill this thread, I'll just post some of my summer vacation pictures.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/czzzaar/Yosemite06133.jpg

There, that should do it.

[Jesso]

Nice try!

[basilisk]

I know how to kill this thread, I'll just post some of my summer vacation pictures.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/czzzaar/Yosemite06133.jpg

There, that should do it.That's actually a great pic!

[Jesso]

Indeed!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I know how to kill this thread, I'll just post some of my summer vacation pictures.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/czzzaar/Yosemite06133.jpg

There, that should do it.

Great pic!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[czzzaar]

Great pic!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

It's easy to take a great picture of Half Dome. :)

[Jesso]

The thread is dead!

[CTAF]

Nope

[Jesso]

Yep :)

[CTAF]

See?

[Jesso]

See what? Me killing the thread..

[CTAF]

See what? Me killing the thread..
To the contrary, you NOT killing the thread.

[Jesso]

I know, I'm enhancing it ;)

[CTAF]

I know, I'm enhancing it ;)Enhancement is no way to kill a thread. I'm just sayin'.

[Jesso]

Thanks for just sayin'

[czzzaar]

This picture should kill it.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/czzzaar/Malibu0098.jpg

[CTAF]

Anytime. Anytime. Seriously. I'm just sayin'.

[czzzaar]

Hmmm, I don't think you had time to look at the picture or this thread would have died.

[Jesso]

Killing it now

[CTAF]

Never gonna happen. Not on my watch.