Thread Killers Anonymous

[Panhead0422]

That is the problem with this disease, it is extremely easy to fall off of the wagon onto a thread and KILL THE THREAD (accidently on purpuose, of course). After that other threads become even easier prey (or is that Pray), I'm just so confused.

[Arya]

That is the problem with this disease, it is extremely easy to fall off of the wagon onto a thread and KILL THE THREAD (accidently on purpuose, of course). After that other threads become even easier prey (or is that Pray), I'm just so confused.

Are you Praying for easier Prey (dead threads)?? LOL

[Panhead0422]

Are you Praying for easier Prey (dead threads)?? LOL

Shhh!!!!!

you will scare away all the prey that I prayed for.

I'm hungry and I see my next thread.


LOL

[Jabber]

BOO http://bestsmileys.com/halloween3/11.gif

[Arya]

Shhh!!!!!

you will scare away all the prey that I prayed for.

I'm hungry and I see my next thread.


LOL

Aaaah, partaking at the "Road Kill Cafe" again I see? Or have you dined at the "Dead Thread Cafe" yet? I hear their main courses are to DIE for!! HAhahahahahaha! :razz:

[basilisk]

I would like to complain about jamesthegirl's use of vulgar images, specifically the Michael Jackson photos. :sick: :snooty:

[Panhead0422]

Aaaah, partaking at the "Road Kill Cafe" again I see? Or have you dined at the "Dead Thread Cafe" yet? I hear their main courses are to DIE for!! HAhahahahahaha! :razz:

Wouldn't that be "To KILL FOR"????

LOL

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Wouldn't that be "To KILL FOR"????

LOL

Both actually.

[Panhead0422]

I would like to complain about jamesthegirl's use of vulgar images, specifically the Michael Jackson photos. :sick: :snooty:

They are pretty DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!


LOL

[Panhead0422]

Both actually.

I hear that their "slab o' thread' pie is pretty good though.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I hear that their "slab o' thread' pie is pretty good though.

You heard correctly. slab o'thread pie, mmm mmm good!!! LOL

[ChloeP]

Wow...I apparently am a serial thread killer. Currently there are 8 threads on this forum alone that have gone unresponded since I last posted. And I've been gone for about 2 hours. Talk about giving a girl a complex!!!!

[Jabber]

Hi, my name is jabber and I'm a thread killer too.:hug:

[Panhead0422]

Wow...I apparently am a serial thread killer. Currently there are 8 threads on this forum alone that have gone unresponded since I last posted. And I've been gone for about 2 hours. Talk about giving a girl a complex!!!!

Be patient, after only two hours they may only be wounded. My personal rule for claiming a thread kill is at least forty eight hours since I was the last one to post on the thread.


LOL and good hunting.

[Panhead0422]

Hi, my name is jabber and I'm a thread killer too.:hug:

Welcome, I am a fellow thread Killer specializing in character asassination of threads before I kill them. When I am finished with a thread they beg me to put them out of their misery.

May I practice on your threads??????

Bwahahahahah!!!!

[Arya]

Wow...I apparently am a serial thread killer. Currently there are 8 threads on this forum alone that have gone unresponded since I last posted. And I've been gone for about 2 hours. Talk about giving a girl a complex!!!!
We still love U!!! :hug:

[Panhead0422]

We still love U!!! :hug:

Hi Arya,
I see that you still haven't managed to kill this thread yet, you must be slipping. I know that I have slipped right down the mountain side of this thread myself.

LOL

[Arya]

Hi Arya,
I see that you still haven't managed to kill this thread yet, you must be slipping. I know that I have slipped right down the mountain side of this thread myself.

LOL

Tell ya, done it on other forums just last week, but this one is eluding me!! LOL

[Panhead0422]

Tell ya, done it on other forums just last week, but this one is eluding me!! LOL

Clever thread, it just bit me in the butt and slipped back into hiding.

Here thready, thread, thread......


I have something just for you. Try it you migt like it........ (not).


Hides under gilly suit.

[Arya]

Clever thread, it just bit me in the butt and slipped back into hiding.

Here thready, thread, thread......


I have something just for you. Try it you migt like it........ (not).


Hides under gilly suit.

Watchout Panhead-this thread's lookin' mean...:shifty:

[Panhead0422]

I just placed another gravestone in the Washington Politics grave yard dated for October 11, 2005 for the thread "Tom Delay's defence".

RIP

[Panhead0422]

Watchout Panhead-this thread's lookin' mean...:shifty:

Ornery Critter, aint it?????

[Arya]

I just placed another gravestone in the Washington Politics grave yard dated for October 11, 2005 for the thread "Tom Delay's defence".

RIP

Yea, there are seven (that I've counted so far) on this forum alone within the past week that I think I've killed. EEEK!! LOL

[Panhead0422]

Yea, there are seven (that I've counted so far) on this forum alone within the past week that I think I've killed. EEEK!! LOL

Pretty soon we are going to have to put new handles on our six shooters because of all the notches.
This thread could get expensive because of weapons repair/replacement.

(Still hiding under gillie suit, waiting for shot at thread)

[basilisk]

Pretty soon we are going to have to put new handles on our six shooters because of all the notches.
This thread could get expensive because of weapons repair/replacement.

(Still hiding under gillie suit, waiting for shot at thread)Do you really want to mention six shooters in a thread about killing threads, considering both my alter ego and my record?

It could be dangerous...

[Arya]

Do you really want to mention six shooters in a thread about killing threads, considering both my alter ego and my record?

It could be dangerous...
Uh oh, are you getting "riled" up?? LOL:shifty:

[Panhead0422]

Do you really want to mention six shooters in a thread about killing threads, considering both my alter ego and my record?

It could be dangerous...

Sure, I like living dangerously. Besides which I'll bet that I can run faster scared than you can mad!!!!!


LOL

[Arya]

Sure, I like living dangerously. Besides which I'll bet that I can run faster scared than you can mad!!!!!


LOL

Pssst-don't get him mad! you don't know what he's capable of!! LOL
<don't hurt me!! I'm innocent-not like this thread, tho!!>

[Panhead0422]

Pssst-don't get him mad! you don't know what he's capable of!! LOL
<don't hurt me!! I'm innocent-not like this thread, tho!!>

But there is no such thing as a bad thread, just live thread and good (dead) threads. I am having trouble making this a good thread. Care to help me make this a good thread?????

[Arya]

But there is no such thing as a bad thread, just live thread and good (dead) threads. I am having trouble making this a good thread. Care to help me make this a good thread?????
If I reply, wouldn't that be unproductive to your cause?:)

[Panhead0422]

If I reply, wouldn't that be unproductive to your cause?:)

True, I guess that you need to stay in stealth mode.
This thread must dye!!!!!!!

[Jabber]

True, I guess that you need to stay in stealth mode.
This thread must dye!!!!!!!

And what color would you like?

[Panhead0422]

And what color would you like?


Anything except Camouflage!!!!



ROF

[basilisk]

Pssst-don't get him mad! you don't know what he's capable of!! LOL
<don't hurt me!! I'm innocent-not like this thread, tho!!>:twisted:

[Arya]

Uh oh, Earp's on the prowl, in stealth mode, looking for a good <thread> kill...:eek:
Shall I start praying for this thread now??:pray:

[basilisk]

This thread's safe. It's where I notch my belt.

[Arya]

This thread's safe. It's where I notch my belt.
<thread breathes a sigh of relief...>

[Panhead0422]

<thread breathes a sigh of relief...>

In about two more steps this thread will be in the open and in range. I wonder if this new laser has enough power for a KILL?!!!!

[Jabber]

You'll miss...or this thread will already be dead...

[Arya]

Nah, I says he'll miss for this thread is just too quick and ornery to get "caught" in anyones "sights"...LOL

[Panhead0422]

You'll miss...or this thread will already be dead...

Your right, I Did, but this thread is still alive and kicking. It may well end up dying of old age (two or three tousand posts). Here is to a long and healthy hunt!!!!

[KAOSKTRL]

http://www.hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1050376#post1050376
took this one down in 4

[Panhead0422]

http://www.hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1050376#post1050376
took this one down in 4

Long winded cuss, aren't ya?

Just kidding, good kill.

LOL

[KAOSKTRL]

Its wiggling

[Arya]

Its wiggling

I think it's trying to tease you Kaos....

Gonna take the bait?? LOL

[zmiddie31]

I've never killed one before. I've got one a day old now....i'm very excited! :dance:

[Arya]

I've never killed one before. I've got one a day old now....i'm very excited! :dance:

Keep your fingers crossed!! LOL

[Panhead0422]

I've never killed one before. I've got one a day old now....i'm very excited! :dance:

Tell me which thread and which forum and I'll go make sure that it is dead.

(Tries hard to keep tongue hidden in cheek while whistling innocently.)


LOL

[KAOSKTRL]

I think it's trying to tease you Kaos....

Gonna take the bait?? LOL
You know I did.
Its gone.

[Arya]

Tell me which thread and which forum and I'll go make sure that it is dead.

(Tries hard to keep tongue hidden in cheek while whistling innocently.)


LOL

Why is there a mischievous look in your eyes? LOL

[Panhead0422]

Why is there a mischievous look in your eyes? LOL

I'm INNOCENT I tell you, innocent.


Weeeeelllll, at least not guilty?

[Arya]

I'm INNOCENT I tell you, innocent.


Weeeeelllll, at least not guilty?

GUILTY!! GUILTY!! You are sentenced to a lifetime of thread kills, with absolutely no chance of parole!!!

Carry on!! LOL:clap:

[bsleplatt]

I have killed more then 1 thread. Lately, not so much. Maybe, I have gotten more controversal lately. who knows. I do not think anyone responded to my first 50 post. hmm..

[Panhead0422]

GUILTY!! GUILTY!! You are sentenced to a lifetime of thread kills, with absolutely no chance of parole!!!

Carry on!! LOL:clap:

Parole, Parole, I don't need no stinking parole.

I kills t'reads, t'ats wot I does, kills t'reads all bloomin' day long. T'ere eyen't no t'read safe if I's in t'e area!!!

[Arya]

Parole, Parole, I don't need no stinking parole.

I kills t'reads, t'ats wot I does, kills t'reads all bloomin' day long. T'ere eyen't no t'read safe if I's in t'e area!!!

Yea, well I tinks mes strucks again-this time I possibly killed a freaking thread that I LIKED.... NOBODY will post after me, and it's not time for it to die!!!

I'M SO SOWWWY THREADIE, I didn't mean to do that to you!!:boohoo: :(

[Panhead0422]

Yea, well I tinks mes strucks again-this time I possibly killed a freaking thread that I LIKED.... NOBODY will post after me, and it's not time for it to die!!!

I'M SO SOWWWY THREADIE, I didn't mean to do that to you!!:boohoo: :(

Hola! mi nombre is NOBODY!!!!

VIVA LE THREAD!!!!!!

[Arya]

Hola! mi nombre is NOBODY!!!!

VIVA LE THREAD!!!!!!

Hey Panhead-that thread I was talking about today...It's still not breathing!!

Is it dead yet?? Or do I give it 24 hours to be sure?? LOL:shifty:

[jamesthegirl]

Happy November, Ya'll!

[jamesthegirl]

I would like to complain about jamesthegirl's use of vulgar images, specifically the Michael Jackson photos. :sick: :snooty:


Are you serious???:eek:

[FitzWEBR]

Hi I'm Fitz and I'm a thread killer....Hi Fitz. Don't worry though I'm not getting paranoid about it. You could look at it in another way like...hey I got the last word in. mmmm nope that didn't work. OK so I'm so good with rebutals that no one dare say anything. lol OK nope. I'm the victim of bad timing. Bingo!

[Panhead0422]

Hey Panhead-that thread I was talking about today...It's still not breathing!!

Is it dead yet?? Or do I give it 24 hours to be sure?? LOL:shifty:

Shoot it again, Sam. Check it in twelve hours.

[Panhead0422]

Hi I'm Fitz and I'm a thread killer....Hi Fitz. Don't worry though I'm not getting paranoid about it. You could look at it in another way like...hey I got the last word in. mmmm nope that didn't work. OK so I'm so good with rebutals that no one dare say anything. lol OK nope. I'm the victim of bad timing. Bingo!

Hi, Fitz, my name is Panhead0422 and I'm a thread killer also. We help the new thread killers fight their addiction by having them point out the threads that need killing and then we save them by killing the threads ourselves.

Note: always remember to keep your crossed fingers behind your back or in some other non visible location so the newbie doesn't catch on to the stolen thread kills too soon. It is so much fun stringing the newbies along for a few free kills.

[Arya]

Hi I'm Fitz and I'm a thread killer....Hi Fitz. Don't worry though I'm not getting paranoid about it. You could look at it in another way like...hey I got the last word in. mmmm nope that didn't work. OK so I'm so good with rebutals that no one dare say anything. lol OK nope. I'm the victim of bad timing. Bingo!

Hey Fitz! I've killed a few in my short time here also. Sometimes I kill threads that I like, tho I don't know why. They were such nice threads, they didn't need to go out that way.

Considering "BUMP-ing" one to see if it will come back to life...:shifty: :D

[PaleoPaul]

bump

[Panhead0422]

Hey Fitz! I've killed a few in my short time here also. Sometimes I kill threads that I like, tho I don't know why. They were such nice threads, they didn't need to go out that way.

Considering "BUMP-ing" one to see if it will come back to life...:shifty: :D

Hey, Arya, tell me which thread on which forum and I will go save you from being a thread killer. My soul has room for a few (hundred) more kills.

P.S. A link would make the savlation easier.

LOL

[Panhead0422]

I may have killed another thread in the WP forum entitled Hypocrisy at it's finest...can't miss this one. It might be twenty four hours or so (personal rule) before I can plant the head stone I'm carving right now. Don't want to be too hasty, ya know.

LOL

[jamesthegirl]

LOL! A recovering thread killer killed the "hypocrisy at it's finest" thread???


that's too much....too much!!


LOL:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Arya]

Hey, Arya, tell me which thread on which forum and I will go save you from being a thread killer. My soul has room for a few (hundred) more kills.

P.S. A link would make the savlation easier.

LOL

Actually I "Bumped" it and it started to breathe again, but it's on a downward spiral again.

I think now is it's time, and I'll let it RIP...LOL

[Panhead0422]

LOL! A recovering thread killer killed the "hypocrisy at it's finest" thread???


that's too much....too much!!


LOL:clap: :clap: :clap:


Yep, I just gave it a final check and it is DRT (dead right there). It looks like I am back to day one of the program. So.....
Hi, my name is Panhead0422 and I am a thread killer. I am normally efficient and cold in making my kills. Please help me to find threads that are not close to dying so I can study them before I kill them.

[Panhead0422]

Actually I "Bumped" it and it started to breathe again, but it's on a downward spiral again.

I think now is it's time, and I'll let it RIP...LOL

I am sorry to hear that your thread is not going to survive your asassination efforts. I was so looking forward to you getting over your addiction.

[KAOSKTRL]

http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12970
I think I killed this one I decided to crash

[Arya]

[QUOTE]I was so looking forward to you getting over your addiction.
Fat chance, that!! LOL :D

[Panhead0422]

[QUOTE=Panhead0422]

Fat chance, that!! LOL :D

I was just trying to stop the most effective competition and have more threads to kill myself. Apparently you are too smart to fall for that.

[jamesthegirl]

Maybe that's why we're thread killers. We are too smart and other posters just can't keep up with us.

Or else we're just that boring. I'm not sure which...

[Arya]

[QUOTE=Arya]

I was just trying to stop the most effective competition and have more threads to kill myself. Apparently you are too smart to fall for that.

You'd be surprised of how savvy I am of many person's wiley debating techniques...It is very difficult to "entrap" me on a thread!! Hahahahaha!:dance:

[Arya]

Maybe that's why we're thread killers. We are too smart and other posters just can't keep up with us.

Or else we're just that boring. I'm not sure which...
Hey JTG, seen any good "sporks" lately?? Hahaha! Love the av!!:D

[jamesthegirl]

Hey JTG, seen any good "sporks" lately?? Hahaha! Love the av!!:D



Funny story about the spork...when I was in the fifth grade, I was eating the cafeteria cuisine...which is always served with a spork, and my particular spork had a crack in it, between the notches. So, I'm eating my food and suddenly, my spork won't come out of my mouth. It was stuck to my tongue!! It was stuck to one of my tastebuds (growing up I had strawberry tongue, which is enlarged tastebuds, anyway...) and I couldn't get it off. My friends thought I was kidding, and I raised my hand for the teacher on duty. She didn't believe me, either, and everyone was laughing!! When the teacher figured out I was serious, she had to get it off my tongue. I don't remember exactly how it came off, but I remember being mortified.

It scarred me for life. I've never used a spork since.

lol...when I saw the avie, I just had to have it.







Now you know. ;)

[Arya]

Funny story about the spork...when I was in the fifth grade, I was eating the cafeteria cuisine...which is always served with a spork, and my particular spork had a crack in it, between the notches. So, I'm eating my food and suddenly, my spork won't come out of my mouth. It was stuck to my tongue!! It was stuck to one of my tastebuds (growing up I had strawberry tongue, which is enlarged tastebuds, anyway...) and I couldn't get it off. My friends thought I was kidding, and I raised my hand for the teacher on duty. She didn't believe me, either, and everyone was laughing!! When the teacher figured out I was serious, she had to get it off my tongue. I don't remember exactly how it came off, but I remember being mortified.

It scarred me for life. I've never used a spork since.

lol...when I saw the avie, I just had to have it.







Now you know. ;)

OOOOWWWWWW! That sounded painful, and embarrassing!! That story sounds "sporking" awful!! Hahahaha! LOL!

[jamesthegirl]

Oh my gosh, I think we've found a new adjective. Sporking. Mark my words. It will make Webster's next year.




:dance:

[Arya]

Oh my gosh, I think we've found a new adjective. Sporking. Mark my words. It will make Webster's next year.




:dance:

I'm good for little ditty's like that. You can also tell someone off without their knowing it, "spork u" or "spork off" etc. :D

[Paul Atredies]

lol

[PaleoPaul]

ahem...

[Panhead0422]

Funny story about the spork...when I was in the fifth grade, I was eating the cafeteria cuisine...which is always served with a spork, and my particular spork had a crack in it, between the notches. So, I'm eating my food and suddenly, my spork won't come out of my mouth. It was stuck to my tongue!! It was stuck to one of my tastebuds (growing up I had strawberry tongue, which is enlarged tastebuds, anyway...) and I couldn't get it off. My friends thought I was kidding, and I raised my hand for the teacher on duty. She didn't believe me, either, and everyone was laughing!! When the teacher figured out I was serious, she had to get it off my tongue. I don't remember exactly how it came off, but I remember being mortified.

It scarred me for life. I've never used a spork since.

lol...when I saw the avie, I just had to have it.










Now you know. ;)

HHMMM, me think pale face speak with sporked tongue!!!!

[Arya]

HHMMM, me think pale face speak with sporked tongue!!!!:)) LOL

[Jabber]

I know how to handle this thread...http://bestsmileys.com/dead/7.gif.

[Panhead0422]

I know how to handle this thread...http://bestsmileys.com/dead/7.gif.

The Rim Greaper has failed so far!!!!

[Jabber]

you're right..so....http://bestsmileys.com/dead/1.gif

[Panhead0422]

you're right..so....http://bestsmileys.com/dead/1.gif

But this thread is like the Energizer Bunny, It keeps on going and going and going......

[Panhead0422]

I posted the Rush to indict whitehouse on the washington politics forum and did not even get a single response. Is it ethical for me to claim a thread kill for a thread I TRIED to start? Does somebody have to answer it besides myself in order for it to be a thread? I am so confused and needing a fix kill, please help!!!!!

ROF

[Arya]

I posted the Rush to indict whitehouse on the washington politics forum and did not even get a single response. Is it ethical for me to claim a thread kill for a thread I TRIED to start? Does somebody have to answer it besides myself in order for it to be a thread? I am so confused and needing a fix kill, please help!!!!!

ROF
I believe that you need at least one other person to post on the thread, and then if you are the last poster after that, you've got yerself a "Kill"...

[Panhead0422]

I believe that you need at least one other person to post on the thread, and then if you are the last poster after that, you've got yerself a "Kill"...

Ok, I did not want to claim a kill for an aborted thread, any ways.

[Arya]

Ok, I did not want to claim a kill for an aborted thread, any ways.
Aborted thread...NO! Not another abortion-I mean aborted thread!!! LOL <kidding>

[jamesthegirl]

I'm good for little ditty's like that. You can also tell someone off without their knowing it, "spork u" or "spork off" etc. :D



No sporking way, Arya!!!


heehee, just kidding. Thought I'd try it out.

[Arya]

No sporking way, Arya!!!


heehee, just kidding. Thought I'd try it out.

Oh yea? Well spork this! http://bestsmileys.com/silly/3.gif

Hahahahaha! We can have a lot of "sporkin'" fun with this term!! Hee hee hee

BTW-killed another thread, I think!! LOL:think:

[ChloeP]

:o( I've completely killed the three truths and a lie thread!!!!

[Panhead0422]

Aborted thread...NO! Not another abortion-I mean aborted thread!!! LOL <kidding>

No, it was a frayed knot, not an abortion thread! OOOOPS, I meant aborted thread.

[basilisk]

This thread has seriously declined in health since I was around last.

[Panhead0422]

I was just looking around in the general intrest forum grave yard and discovered that the "The first lady-as you have never seen her before" thread had a headstone with my kill information on the "killed by" line.

What can I say except: Yeeeeehhhaaaawwww, another thread is dead!!!!!

[Panhead0422]

This thread has seriously declined in health since I was around last.

But it is still tooooo strongggg to die, yet.

[Arya]

:o( I've completely killed the three truths and a lie thread!!!!
uh, um, well, er-oops! Someone breathed some life into it...

<sowwwy!>

[Panhead0422]

uh, um, well, er-oops! Someone breathed some life into it...

<sowwwy!>

Thread Saviour!

You know better than that!

This is the Thread Killers Anonymous Thread, not the Thread Saviors Anonymous Thread.

LOL, Just kidding. Rescue all the threads you want (I'll be hunting them).

[Arya]

Thread Saviour!

You know better than that!

This is the Thread Killers Anonymous Thread, not the Thread Saviors Anonymous Thread.

LOL, Just kidding. Rescue all the threads you want (I'll be hunting them).
<quasi creepy music from "Friday the 13th">

KILL KILL KILL
DIE DIE DIE
KILL KILL KILL
DIE DIE DIE

[Jabber]

Better yet...Alfred Hitch****...he could kill anything.....:lol:

[Arya]

Better yet...Alfred Hitch****...he could kill anything.....:lol:
He may indeed have better luck with this thread then we apparently do!! LOL

[Panhead0422]

He may indeed have better luck with this thread then we apparently do!! LOL

No he would just keep us in suspense by keeping the thread alive!!!

[Panhead0422]

I just dicovered that I have killed the See fools, all arabs are not terrorists on the Washington Politics forum. I just "Hang 'em high"!!!!!

[Arya]

I just dicovered that I have killed the See fools, all arabs are not terrorists on the Washington Politics forum. I just "Hang 'em high"!!!!!
Go PH go PH!!! The hunter is at work....:))

[Jabber]

This thread is now officially....Dead...posting here is no longer needed...

[JimGP20]

No no.... NOW it's dead.

[Jabber]

Sorry, you're right...

[JimGP20]

if it's dead.... it's a zombie, 'cause it's still walkin' araound

[Jabber]

Better call Dr. Frankenstein...

[JimGP20]

or is that... fronn - ken - shteen ??

[Jabber]

or is that... fronn - ken - shteen ?? That's who I was thinking of but didn't know how to phonetically type it...My what big knockers...

[Panhead0422]

This thread is now officially....Dead...posting here is no longer needed...

No, it is not needed, but it surely is fun to frustrate would be thread killers who are trying to poach MY KILL!!!!

LOL

[Jabber]

No, it is not needed, but it surely is fun to frustrate would be thread killers who are trying to poach MY KILL!!!!

LOL I'd rather have poached salmon, thank you...

[Panhead0422]

No no.... NOW it's dead.

Still being the Energizer Bunny, look at it run and run.

[Jabber]

Makin' bunny tracks I see

[Panhead0422]

I'd rather have poached salmon, thank you...

I thought something smelled fishy here!!!

ROF

[JimGP20]

this thread goes on and on like when my wife is telling me her "feelings" :shifty: :shhh:

[Jabber]

this thread goes on and on like when my wife is telling me her "feelings" :shifty: :shhh: Oh, you're going to get into trouble...Been there, done that...

[JimGP20]

Oh, you're going to get into trouble...Been there, done that...

Luckily...she doesn't post here. ;)

[Jabber]

Luckily...she doesn't post here. ;)too busy with e-Bay.....:((

[Panhead0422]

Makin' bunny tracks I see

Just so long as it doesn't make a whole bunch of little energizer bunnies, that would be an ecological nightmare, which is a horse of a different color.

[JimGP20]

too busy with e-Bay.....:((

try QVC..... even worse :(( :(( :((

[Jabber]

Time to catch up panhead....we're leavin' you in the dust...:))

[Cowgirl Up!]

I slaughtered, cooked, and proudly devoured two new threads! :drool: Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted:

[Jabber]

Cowgirl slays a dead thread...how tough is that?

[Panhead0422]

try QVC..... even worse :(( :(( :((

If you don't pay me enough I am going to tell her everything you said on this thread. Remember, I am cheap, not easy!


LOL

[Panhead0422]

I slaughtered, cooked, and proudly devoured two new threads! :drool: Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :twisted:

Were they as yummy as they sound?????

[Jabber]

Shuttin' down my Hemi and waitin' for panhead to catch up...anyone got a good book?

[Panhead0422]

Shuttin' down my Hemi and waitin' for panhead to catch up...anyone got a good book?

You know how Panheads are, always need wrenching.

[Cowgirl Up!]

Were they as yummy as they sound?????

Quite. :drool:

[Jabber]

You know how Panheads are, always need wrenching.Yeah, but it's well worth it...:lol:

[Panhead0422]

Quite. :drool:

Remind me to send you the recipe for Slate Run Thread Stew some time.

[Panhead0422]

Yeah, but it's well worth it...:lol:

Now if I only actually had a Panhead instead of just dreaming about owning one.

[jamesthegirl]

You were almost the thread killer king, panhead...

This stopped breathing for over 24 hours!

[Panhead0422]

You were almost the thread killer king, panhead...

This stopped breathing for over 24 hours!

Don't count me out as the thread killer king yet, I'm still trying to kill this thread.

[Arya]

Whoo-hooo!! Killed two more threads!!! Hehehehhehheheheh:twisted: :twisted:

[basilisk]

Rookies. :rolleyes: Threads don't die from overt actions. They are best destroyed through poisoning. One must be careful in administering poison so as to not overmeasure the dosage, or the victim will just spew the poison out of its mouth. When killing a thread becomes a contest, that thread receives new life from the very act of trying to kill it. You've gotta shift, distract, diverge. One of the best tactics to kill a thread is to start talking about football. There's only so much you can say about how lame Ricky Williams is.

Take this from a man with well over sixty kills to his credit.

I am still the king.

[Arya]

Rookies. :rolleyes: Threads don't die from overt actions. They are best destroyed through poisoning. One must be careful in administering poison so as to not overmeasure the dosage, or the victim will just spew the poison out of its mouth. When killing a thread becomes a contest, that thread receives new life from the very act of trying to kill it. You've gotta shift, distract, diverge. One of the best tactics to kill a thread is to start talking about football. There's only so much you can say about how lame Ricky Williams is.

Take this from a man with well over sixty kills to his credit.

I am still the king.

And long live the King!!

I understand what you're saying, threadkillmaster, but I still find it interesting when a thread seems to suddenly die like from spontaneous combustion...*POOOF* it is gone!! LOL

[basilisk]

And long live the King!!

I understand what you're saying, threadkillmaster, but I still find it interesting when a thread seems to suddenly die like from spontaneous combustion...*POOOF* it is gone!! LOLThat usually happens due to moderator action. If it does, pray you're not around, because the explosive concussion sometimes takes posters with it into the oblivion of banned-dom.

[Arya]

That usually happens due to moderator action. If it does, pray you're not around, because the explosive concussion sometimes takes posters with it into the oblivion of banned-dom.

Well, I have yet to be banned (or even complained about-despite some really heated arguments I have had in the past), but I'll keep my eyes peeled just in case! LOL

[Chucky]

I thought it would have been funny if noone replied to the original post.

[Arya]

I thought it would have been funny if noone replied to the original post.
Toooo late!! LOL

[Panhead0422]

Whoo-hooo!! Killed two more threads!!! Hehehehhehheheheh:twisted: :twisted:

Slate Run Thread Stew:

Two Medium or Large threads, Skinned and prepared for cooking.
Four Medium or large potatoes, peeled and diced.
Two or three carrots, cut to preference.
one can each of delmonte green beans and corn (Drained).
Four cups of water.
One tsp. black pepper
One fourth teaspoon each of Garlic, onion salt, celerey seeds, thyme, oregano, and sage.
Roll threads in mixture of seasonings and place in crock pot for two hours with the four cups of water on high.
Reduce heat to low and add remaining ingredients, simmer for three hours or until threads and vegetables are thoroughly cooked.
Make a thin paste of flour and water enough to make one quarter cup of paste. Add to crock pot and cook for approximately one half hour to thicken stew.

[Cowgirl Up!]

:(( :(( :(( :(( :((

THREAD MUST DIE, THREAD MUST DIE, THREAD MUST DIE, THREAD MUST DIE!!!!!!

Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[Panhead0422]

:(( :(( :(( :(( :((

THREAD MUST DIE, THREAD MUST DIE, THREAD MUST DIE, THREAD MUST DIE!!!!!!

Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Is today a red letter day for you, or something?????

[Cowgirl Up!]

Is today a red letter day for you, or something?????

It's a bloody day, thread must dieeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arya]

Slate Run Thread Stew:

Two Medium or Large threads, Skinned and prepared for cooking.
Four Medium or large potatoes, peeled and diced.
Two or three carrots, cut to preference.
one can each of delmonte green beans and corn (Drained).
Four cups of water.
One tsp. black pepper
One fourth teaspoon each of Garlic, onion salt, celerey seeds, thyme, oregano, and sage.
Roll threads in mixture of seasonings and place in crock pot for two hours with the four cups of water on high.
Reduce heat to low and add remaining ingredients, simmer for three hours or until threads and vegetables are thoroughly cooked.
Make a thin paste of flour and water enough to make one quarter cup of paste. Add to crock pot and cook for approximately one half hour to thicken stew.

Mmmm, can't wait to make the kidz that for dinna tonite!! LOL:mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Hey Arya, I just discovered that I killed the "police probe donut shop hold up" thread on trivial pursuits. The carcass is skinned, would you like it for supper tonight?

P.S.
You can have the "you have GOT to try this" thread too, if you want it. (skinned too)

[Arya]

Hey Arya, I just discovered that I killed the "police probe donut shop hold up" thread on trivial pursuits. The carcass is skinned, would you like it for supper tonight?

P.S.
You can have the "you have GOT to try this" thread too, if you want it. (skinned too)
Dude, never count the chickens before they are "hatched"
I already posted on the "probe" thread before coming here and seeing your post...:naughty: :))

[Panhead0422]

Dude, never count the chickens before they are "hatched"
I already posted on the "probe" thread before coming here and seeing your post...:naughty: :))

Wellll, that is O.K., I just went back and gave it the "Coup De Grace".
I'll check it again in about fourty-eight hours or so, Just to make sure that it is "resting peacefully".


LOL

[Panhead0422]

YO!!, Arya,
What makes you think that I will let you get away with resurrecting my thread kills?

I will wait till later, stick a spork in it's heart, and let you think that Jamesthegirl killed it!!!(I'll know who actually got the KILL).


LOL

[jamesthegirl]

Toooo late!! LOL

LOL! Yeah, 650 posts later!!! :dance:

[Panhead0422]

I was just looking over my prior posts and discovered that another thread went to that "big thread basket in the sky." The general interest forum lost the Castrated by lobsters thread. That's O.K., it was a snippy little thread, anyways.

[Arya]

YO!!, Arya,
What makes you think that I will let you get away with resurrecting my thread kills?

I will wait till later, stick a spork in it's heart, and let you think that Jamesthegirl killed it!!!(I'll know who actually got the KILL).


LOL
You're just too sporkin' much! hahahahaha LOL (Jamesthegirl-our phrase is catching on!!!:cool:)

[Arya]

I was just looking over my prior posts and discovered that another thread went to that "big thread basket in the sky." The general interest forum lost the Castrated by lobsters thread. That's O.K., it was a snippy little thread, anyways.
(Looking real-innocent like) Which one is it? Just curious, I would never dream of resurrecting one of your kills....:whistle: :whistle:

[Arya]

LOL! Yeah, 650 posts later!!! :dance:
:dance:

[jamesthegirl]

You're just too sporkin' much! hahahahaha LOL (Jamesthegirl-our phrase is catching on!!!:cool:)


That's sporkin' right, it's catchin' on!

Hey, Arya, what's your sign? I'm a Sporkio.


http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/WIWL/Animations/15.gif

[Arya]

That's sporkin' right, it's catchin' on!

Hey, Arya, what's your sign? I'm a Sporkio.


http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/WIWL/Animations/15.gif
Hah! Figures, Morty is a Sporkio also (I get along w/Sporkio's very well btw)

I'm a sporking Leo-or would that make me a "Sporkleo"?

Hahahahhahahaha!

[Panhead0422]

Hah! Figures, Morty is a Sporkio also (I get along w/Sporkio's very well btw)

I'm a sporking Leo-or would that make me a "Sporkleo"?

Hahahahhahahaha!


Just be careful that you don't get splattered with sporktaurus droppings!!!

ROF, LOL

[Arya]

Just be careful that you don't get splattered with sporktaurus droppings!!!

ROF, LOL
:sick: That would sporkin' stink!! hahahahhaahahahahaha!

[Need2know]

Forgive me, honored guests, for I have killed again. It has been about a month since my last confession...

[Arya]

Forgive me, honored guests, for I have killed again. It has been about a month since my last confession...
Congrats! LOL;)

[Panhead0422]

Forgive me, honored guests, for I have killed again. It has been about a month since my last confession...

Waste not, want not, Just make sure that what you kill is cooked and eaten (or at least eaten, sometimes raw is ok).

[Jabber]

Waste not, want not, Just make sure that what you kill is cooked and eaten (or at least eaten, sometimes raw is ok).

Been watching "Ted or Alive"?

[Panhead0422]

Been watching "Ted or Alive"?

Just feeling "bloody minded"!!!!!

[jamesthegirl]

Waste not, want not, Just make sure that what you kill is cooked and eaten (or at least eaten, sometimes raw is ok).

That's sporking GROSS! http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/WIWL/Animations/babybarf.jpg


(if you can't see it, the kid barfed at the thought of eating dead threads)

I know, not funny. http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/WIWL/Animations/headslap.gif

[jamesthegirl]

Okay, Three Truths and a Lie is dead. I'm turning myself in. I went back and kicked it, and sure 'nuf, it's deader 'n a doornail.

[Jabber]

Cough, cough , cough...that should kill it.....

[Panhead0422]

Cough, cough , cough...that should kill it.....

Dearly beloved, we are gathered in fond remembrance of this thread, who lived to a ripe old age and was asassinted by a Panhead0422.....

[Yankee in NC]

I've actually noticed that I have killed a good 5 or 6 threads... but I'm a newbie. I promise I can get that number up! :D

[Arya]

I've actually noticed that I have killed a good 5 or 6 threads... but I'm a newbie. I promise I can get that number up! :D
Hey! From a prior newbie here with several kills to her name in her first month here I say Welcome! and Have fun!! :twisted:

[jamesthegirl]

Hey! From a prior newbie here with several kills to her name in her first month here I say Welcome! and Have fun!! :twisted:


Newbie shmoobie....I've been here a month longer than you and you have 4,000 more posts than me you sporkin' forum fly!


:)

[Arya]

Newbie shmoobie....I've been here a month longer than you and you have 4,000 more posts than me you sporkin' forum fly!


:)
Huh, I always fancied myself the "sporking social butterfly" but be my guest!! LOL

[Jabber]

We're off to see the Wizard....

[basilisk]

I killed the wizard! :twisted:

[Arya]

I killed the wizard! :twisted:
Now HOW are we getting back to Kansas? :neutral:

[basilisk]

Now HOW are we getting back to Kansas? :neutral::doh:

Well, I guess we'll just have to take over Oz. :twisted:

[Arya]

:doh:

Well, I guess we'll just have to take over Oz. :twisted:
I'm there-but only as one of the "good" witches!! LOL

[Panhead0422]

:doh:

Well, I guess we'll just have to take over Oz. :twisted:

Over this thread's dead body!!!!!!!

LOL

[Arya]

Over this thread's dead body!!!!!!!

LOL
Shhh, don't say "thread" and "dead" in the same sentence here!! LOL

[Panhead0422]

Shhh, don't say "thread" and "dead" in the same sentence here!! LOL

How about deceased and string?


ROF

[lospugs]

This is the thread that never ends.....it goes on and on again.....:whistle:

[Jabber]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into.....

[jamesthegirl]

I'm there-but only as one of the "good" witches!! LOL


:)) We'll start calling you GLENDArya the Goodwitch. heehee.....

[basilisk]

:)) We'll start calling you GLENDArya the Goodwitch. heehee.....Here we have a lovely demonstration of a masterful thread-killing technique, courtesy of the lovely James. Tell a dumb joke, and watch it wither. :twisted:

[Panhead0422]

Here we have a lovely demonstration of a masterful thread-killing technique, courtesy of the lovely James. Tell a dumb joke, and watch it wither. :twisted:

Are you sure that it is a masterful method of thread killing? It has not worked on this thread (at least not yet).

[basilisk]

Are you sure that it is a masterful method of thread killing? It has not worked on this thread (at least not yet).It almost worked. No one had posted for quite a while until I pointed out what she had done.

[Arya]

:)) We'll start calling you GLENDArya the Goodwitch. heehee.....
Heyyyy, catchy! :D

[Arya]

This is the thread that never ends.....it goes on and on again.....:whistle:
Like the "Energizer Bunny"? LOL

[jamesthegirl]

Here we have a lovely demonstration of a masterful thread-killing technique, courtesy of the lovely James. Tell a dumb joke, and watch it wither. :twisted:


**bows to the audience** It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

[Panhead0422]

**bows to the audience** It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Better you than me.

LOL

[PaleoPaul]

I'm killing this thread...

[Panhead0422]

I'm killing this thread...

I doubt that!!!!!!!

[Jabber]

Forgive me, for I have killed another thread......:cry:

[Panhead0422]

Forgive me, for I have killed another thread......:cry:


It just wasn't this one!!!!!!

[jamesthegirl]

It just wasn't this one!!!!!!


Aha....I have already killed this thread. It is living in eternity, now! :dance:

[Arya]

Aha....I have already killed this thread. It is living in eternity, now! :dance:
http://bestsmileys.com/angles/6.gif

You trying to let this thread RIP?

Not a sporking chance in Hell!! HAhahahaha!

http://bestsmileys.com/evil/11.gif

[PaleoPaul]

http://bestsmileys.com/angles/6.gif

You trying to let this thread RIP?

Not a sporking chance in Hell!! HAhahahaha!

http://bestsmileys.com/evil/11.gif
Killing threads is my job.

[Arya]

Killing threads is my job.
But this threads time has yet to come! LOL

[Panhead0422]

Killing threads is my job.


It's a good thing I'm not the boss or you would not have a job long. This thread is still alive!!

[jamesthegirl]

http://bestsmileys.com/angles/6.gif

You trying to let this thread RIP?

Not a sporking chance in Hell!! HAhahahaha!

http://bestsmileys.com/evil/11.gif


Yes, but it was more like this:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/WIWL/Animations/deadsmilie.gif

[Arya]

Yes, but it was more like this:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/WIWL/Animations/deadsmilie.gif
Alas my friend, you can sporkin' kill it all ye like....
Someone around here will breathe it back to life, I'm afraid...:angel:

:mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Alas my friend, you can sporkin' kill it all ye like....
Someone around here will breathe it back to life, I'm afraid...:angel:

:mrgreen:

Now who would go and do something silly like that???? Looks innocently in all directions except the Mirror!!!!!!


LOL

[jamesthegirl]

**performs cpr to thread**


BREATHE!!


**thread sputters, coughs, sits up and looks around**


Oh, thank God...


:naughty: Panhead.......:))

[Panhead0422]

**performs cpr to thread**


BREATHE!!


**thread sputters, coughs, sits up and looks around**


Oh, thank God...


:naughty: Panhead.......:))

Couldn't have been me, I use the generator from a Model A Ford. Just give the wheel a couple o' spins, watch the sparks fly and the thread jump to life. Electo shock therapy is Good clean fun!!!!

[Panhead0422]

Couldn't have been me, I use the generator from a Model A Ford. Just give the wheel a couple o' spins, watch the sparks fly and the thread jump to life. Electo shock therapy is Good clean fun!!!!



WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I come here to admit to killing two other threads and find out that I have ACTUALLY KILLED THE THREAD KILLERS THREAD!!!

Pull hair from head, cry copiously, consider hari kari. Decide no to hari kari and that "Oh well, Life goes on, tra lalala lala la"

ROF

[XB70]

Die thread, DIE!

[Jabber]

Who keeps giving this thread rescesitation?

[Arya]

WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I come here to admit to killing two other threads and find out that I have ACTUALLY KILLED THE THREAD KILLERS THREAD!!!

Pull hair from head, cry copiously, consider hari kari. Decide no to hari kari and that "Oh well, Life goes on, tra lalala lala la"

ROF
Now now, some threads deserve to live, if only for a time longer. Never fret, never fear, and STOP THE CONFOUNDED WHINING, DANGGITT!!

I'm done ranting and raving now, carry on... LOL!!! (just picking onya!!)

[Jabber]

Now now, some threads deserve to live, if only for a time longer. Never fret, never fear, and STOP THE CONFOUNDED WHINING, DANGGITT!!

I'm done ranting and raving now, carry on... LOL!!! (just picking onya!!)

OK, who riled Arya this morning? :naughty:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Now now, some threads deserve to live, if only for a time longer. Never fret, never fear, and STOP THE CONFOUNDED WHINING, DANGGITT!!

I'm done ranting and raving now, carry on... LOL!!! (just picking onya!!)


The Professional Thread Assassin getting a wee bit frustrated, eh?! LOL

[Panhead0422]

Now now, some threads deserve to live, if only for a time longer. Never fret, never fear, and STOP THE CONFOUNDED WHINING, DANGGITT!!

I'm done ranting and raving now, carry on... LOL!!! (just picking onya!!)


But I still have the first official kill of fourty eight hours or more!!!!!

YAY!!!!!

Now we get to try killing it again and again!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!HURRAHHHHH

[Arya]

But I still have the first official kill of fourty eight hours or more!!!!!

YAY!!!!!

Now we get to try killing it again and again!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!HURRAHHHHH
You just wanna keep on riling me up, eh? :naughty: For shame!! LOL

[Arya]

The Professional Thread Assassin getting a wee bit frustrated, eh?! LOL
Yeah, someone's stomping on my turf! :evil: :)) :))

[Arya]

OK, who riled Arya this morning? :naughty:
(folds arms over chest) Yeah! What he said!! :))

[Panhead0422]

You just wanna keep on riling me up, eh? :naughty: For shame!! LOL

Is it my fault that you were too fast on the draw and missed the kill???

Besides, You are my favoritest person to rile.

[Arya]

Is it my fault that you were too fast on the draw and missed the kill???

Besides, You are my favoritest person to rile.
I am duly honored! LOL :))

[Jabber]

Jabber pulls the tigger and BLAM-O this thread is officially dead....

[Panhead0422]

Jabber pulls the tigger and BLAM-O this thread is officially dead....

Nanna, nanna,na,na, you missed again!!!!!

Better luck next time.

[Jabber]

http://bestsmileys.com/shooting1/1.gifNope, right on target...

[Panhead0422]

http://bestsmileys.com/shooting1/1.gifNope, right on target...

You are wrong, it's still breathing.

[Jabber]

Nope, it's gone....RIP
http://bestsmileys.com/dead/8.gif

[Arya]

Nope, it's gone....RIP
http://bestsmileys.com/dead/8.gif
What's gone? Fluffy? Hahahahaha!

[Jabber]

What's gone? Fluffy? Hahahahaha!

One can only hope....:pray:

[Arya]

One can only hope....:pray:
http://bestsmileys.com/toliot/9.gif

BAD DOG FLUFFY!! BAD,BAD DOG!!

:)

[Panhead0422]

Nope, it's gone....RIP
http://bestsmileys.com/dead/8.gif

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn (inside with the doors closed) and that is why the thread is still alive!!!!


LOL

[Arya]

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn (inside with the doors closed) and that is why the thread is still alive!!!!


LOL
Now, that's not nice! Jabber is a very nice guy, bad aim, but a really nice guy!! Hahahahahaha! (sowwy Mr. Jabber!!)

[Jabber]

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn (inside with the doors closed) and that is why the thread is still alive!!!!


LOL

Good thing I'm not aiming for a barn then isn't it...:D

[Arya]

Good thing I'm not aiming for a barn then isn't it...:D
Unless Panhead's directly in front of it...
:shifty:

[Jabber]

Unless Panhead's directly in front of it...
:shifty:

Then I wouldn't miss....

[Arya]

Then I wouldn't miss....
:mrgreen:

[Jabber]

This thread is now locked, do not post here

[basilisk]

If you were a mod, I might believe you.

[Jabber]

If you were a mod, I might believe you.

Now why would I want to be a mod....just look what it did to Jo...I mean Mod3 :D

[Panhead0422]

Then I wouldn't miss....

OOOPPPPPPSSSSSSS, (hands in air) I surrender, No offense intended.


ROF

[Panhead0422]

This thread is now locked, do not post here

Where?? Here? Or do you mean there?

[Panhead0422]

:mrgreen:

Quit laughing, he just told me that your'e next!!!!









(LIE) ROF

[Arya]

Quit laughing, he just told me that your'e next!!!!









(LIE) ROF
Heh, in his dreams!! (I'm not like some people I know and stand still to make an easy mark...But that wouldnt be anyone here on this very thread...Especially those named "Panhead"...:shifty: ) LOL

[Panhead0422]

Heh, in his dreams!! (I'm not like some people I know and stand still to make an easy mark...But that wouldnt be anyone here on this very thread...Especially those named "Panhead"...:shifty: ) LOL

I don't know, from what I have seen of the shooting around here, standing still might be safest!!!

[Arya]

I don't know, from what I have seen of the shooting around here, standing still might be safest!!!
:))

Happy Turkey day, thread killer!! :)

[Dancer]

No one has succeeded in killing this thread yet?

[Panhead0422]

No one has succeeded in killing this thread yet?

Apparently not.

[Arya]

It's not dead yet!!

[mekaniker]

I am killing threads left and right! Wheeeeeee!

[Panhead0422]

I am such a dedicated thread killler that I asassinated Poll: Should U.S. troops be withdrawn immediately from Iraq? It was my own poll and thread, does that make me a "Threadopathic Personality"?????

[mekaniker]

I am such a dedicated thread killler that I asassinated Poll: Should U.S. troops be withdrawn immediately from Iraq? It was my own poll and thread, does that make me a "Threadopathic Personality"?????
Don't try to use the insanity plea. What you did was thread-o-cide, and that my friend is a crime!

[Panhead0422]

Don't try to use the insanity plea. What you did was thread-o-cide, and that my friend is a crime!


In my neck o' the woods, killing them there pesky threads is considered a civic duty!!!!!