Thread Killers Anonymous

[Luke86]

All things must one day come to an end.

[Panhead0422]

All things must one day come to an end.

Unfortunately, I don't think that that day is here, yet.:boohoo::boohoo:

[Dragon1963]

The day this thread dies is a long way off.

Although I think the ban the poster thread is starting to die.

[BostonPatriot]

Ban Dragon for thinking the other thread is about to die.

Ooops .. wrong thread :mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Ban Dragon for thinking the other thread is about to die.

Ooops .. wrong thread :mrgreen:

It might be fun to watch this thread die in a hijacking. :dance::dance:

[Dragon1963]

Hijacking won't stop this thread.

[Panhead0422]

Probably not, but are you sure that YOU want to bet something that the THREAD CAN'T AFFORD?

[rckirby]

OK ThinkingMan and Bitterclinger (fellow P'burghers)...........lets see who will kill this thread first....

And I've been trying for over a year...

[ThinkingMan]

OK ThinkingMan and Bitterclinger (fellow P'burghers)...........lets see who will kill this thread first....

And I've been trying for over a year...

:))

Wrong thread hun!

[Claymore]

I kicked a stupid thread in the crotch,,, it died.:eek:

[bitterclinger84]

OK ThinkingMan and Bitterclinger (fellow P'burghers)...........lets see who will kill this thread first....

And I've been trying for over a year...

I dunno, I'm pretty good at thread-killin'.... Dragon said we couldn't kill it by hijacking. Wanna try? :evil:

[BostonPatriot]

I dunno, I'm pretty good at thread-killin'.... Dragon said we couldn't kill it by hijacking. Wanna try? :evil:This thread was hijacked a long time ago :shifty:

[Dragon1963]

This thread was hijacked a long time ago :shifty:

And it still lives. Muahahahahahahaha!

[Panhead0422]

This thread was hijacked a long time ago :shifty:

Let's try lo-jacking it and get it returned to it's grave. :mrgreen:

[SisterMary]

You Go Pan! Way to keep our little thread alive. According to the time listed on my computer, you posted at 2:31 am. That is way above and beyond!

[Dragon1963]

Let's try lo-jacking it and get it returned to it's grave. :mrgreen:

Does anyone even know where its grave is??

[Panhead0422]

Does anyone even know where its grave is??

Do you mean "which grave"?

This thread has been killed and buried several dozen times.

Personally, I would be happy to either dig a new grave or rebury it in any of the older graves. Let's just bury it.

[Dragon1963]

^This thread is far from being one foot in the grave.^

[driabyor]

maybe I can kill this one... dang it no smilie with a gun

[Dragon1963]

This thread has been shot, knifed, poisoned, and killed. Yet it has survived.

[Panhead0422]

They say yeti's......eerrrr.....zombie threads are hard to kill.

[BostonPatriot]

Are you saying this thread is a zombie? :razz:

[Panhead0422]

Yeah. See it shamble, see it stumble, see it tumble, IT"S ZOMBIE.

[Dragon1963]

Zombies aren't the only things that shamble, stumble, and tumble.

[Panhead0422]

Zombies aren't the only things that shamble, stumble, and tumble.

i.e?:)):))

[BostonPatriot]

i.e?:)):))uh ... I can't name names here but think famous people coming out of bars :rolleyes:

[Dragon1963]

i.e?:)):))

Me after 24 hours with no sleep.

[Panhead0422]

uh ... I can't name names here but think famous people coming out of bars :rolleyes:

Well I can think of one that is currently in the news, but I am told that it is poor form to speak ill of the recently dead. I hear that they caught a Kopechne fish in his favorite pond a few years back. It wasn't a record fish though.

[Luke86]

This thread has been shot, knifed, poisoned, and killed. Yet it has survived.

I think it even got waterboarded.

[Dragon1963]

Yes, I've even put it on the rack a few times.

[Panhead0422]

Yes, I've even put it on the rack a few times.

Did you pick the bones off of the thread......errr....pick the threads off of the bones?

[Dragon1963]

^ Nope, it enjoyed the experience too much.^

[Jabber]

I thought I killed this thread years ago....Well, I ned to put it out of it's misery again. Good Night, John Boy

[BostonPatriot]

I don't think it worked. The thread is still alive :mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

Maybe I should use the Iron Maiden.

[rckirby]

Did you pick the bones off of the thread......errr....pick the threads off of the bones?

Holy crap panhead.....you are still trying to revive this thread?

You have the patience of Job.

[Panhead0422]

Holy crap panhead.....you are still trying to revive this thread?

You have the patience of Job.

Yeah, well if you are going to do the Job, do the Job right. :whistle::doh::)):))

[Arya]

Maybe I should use the Iron Maiden.

:eek:

The contraption, or the band?

:razz:

[Arya]

I thought I killed this thread years ago....Well, I ned to put it out of it's misery again. Good Night, John Boy

Night, you!

....Thread's still alive tho :eek:

[Stuball]

Night, you!

....Thread's still alive tho :eek:
Where the heck have you been?:hug:

[drylok]

yresim sti fo tuo daerht siht tup ll"I

[Dragon1963]

:eek:

The contraption, or the band?

:razz:

Both together might just work. :mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

yresim sti fo tuo daerht siht tup ll"I

.gniyrt kcul dooG
I don't think it will
.ghouht krow

[DougBH]

Ummm.... if this thread is about thread killers, I have to wonder how good they are at killing threads... after over 4,000 posts. A thread killer thread should just have one post in it.
IMO

[Luke86]

Ummm.... if this thread is about thread killers, I have to wonder how good they are at killing threads... after over 4,000 posts. A thread killer thread should just have one post in it.
IMO

But when several thread killers meet in one place...it leads it disaster (this thread.) Pssss....I think the thread can hear me. I better shut up now before I make it angry.

[Arya]

Where the heck have you been?:hug:

Selfaban.

[Arya]

yresim sti fo tuo daerht siht tup ll"I

U will, will U?

[Arya]

But when several thread killers meet in one place...it leads it disaster (this thread.) Pssss....I think the thread can hear me. I better shut up now before I make it angry.

So when several thread killerz congregate, is that called a "killer" congregation?

:))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Where the heck have you been?:hug:


I am wondering the same thing myself.....

[Panhead0422]

So when several thread killerz congregate, is that called a "killer" congregation?

:))

If there are only thirteen Wannabe Threadkillers they are equal to a murder of crows.

[Arya]

I am wondering the same thing myself.....

<ahem>

Selfaban, man! :razz:

[Arya]

If there are only thirteen Wannabe Threadkillers they are equal to a murder of crows.

Holy crow!

:razz:

[DLaw911]

Two trains leave Washinton DC on different tracks at the same time going the same speed.

The engineer of one train is Barack Obama and the engineer of the other is John McCain.

When the Obama train is 38.7 miles from Washington DC how many lobbyists with be on the McCain train?

[Panhead0422]

Holy crow!

:razz:

Actually, I believe that that would be referred to as an "Unholy Crow".:doh::razz::razz:

[-American-]

I've killed plenty of threads....

[Panhead0422]

I've killed plenty of threads....

JUST NOT THIS ONE.

:doh::)):)):))

[Dragon1963]

This thread is a case of too many cooks (threadkillers) spoiling the broth (killing this thread.)

[Panhead0422]

This thread is a case of too many cooks (thread killers) spoiling the broth (killing this thread.)

Agreed. Why don't you and the rest of you wannabe thread killers quit posting and let me put this thread out of everybody's misery?:doh::razz::razz:

[BostonPatriot]

Agreed. Why don't you and the rest of you wannabe thread killers quit posting and let me put this thread out of everybody's misery?:doh::razz::razz:You mean you're STILL trying to kill this thread?:razz:

[Panhead0422]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Panhead0422
Agreed. Why don't you and the rest of you wannabe thread killers quit posting and let me put this thread out of everybody's misery?

You mean you're STILL trying to kill this thread?


No, I am just trying to last long enough to see the rest of you pikers quit.

:doh::)):)):))

[Dragon1963]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Panhead0422
Agreed. Why don't you and the rest of you wannabe thread killers quit posting and let me put this thread out of everybody's misery?

You mean you're STILL trying to kill this thread?


No, I am just trying to last long enough to see the rest of you pikers quit.

:doh::)):)):))

Dream on. :D

[Panhead0422]

Dream on. :D

I have a DREAM, a DREAM where a Thread killer is judged not by his or her kills, but by the character of his or her kills.....not by the content of the threads killed, but by the contentment those kills bring. I have a dream of a thread free Thread killers board. :whistle::razz::razz:

[Dragon1963]

I have a DREAM, a DREAM where a Thread killer is judged not by his or her kills, but by the character of his or her kills.....not by the content of the threads killed, but by the contentment those kills bring. I have a dream of a thread free Thread killers board. :whistle::razz::razz:

:doh:

Why me??

:rolleyes:

[SisterMary]

:doh:

Why me??

:rolleyes:
Because we know you can take it! Here's another one:

I had a dream, a thread to kill
To share my views took too much skill
I can't help if others didn't like my posts
They just stopped replying or viewed the thread as ghosts
I believed in this thread
It made me want to do my very best
I believed in this thread
And I knew that I would never rest
I've killed a thread, and now it's dead.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.:dance:

[Arya]

Actually, I believe that that would be referred to as an "Unholy Crow".:doh::razz::razz:

Could there possilby be an "Unholy, Holy Crow"????

:think:

[Arya]

Because we know you can take it! Here's another one:

I had a dream, a thread to kill
To share my views took too much skill
I can't help if others didn't like my posts
They just stopped replying or viewed the thread as ghosts
I believed in this thread
It made me want to do my very best
I believed in this thread
And I knew that I would never rest
I've killed a thread, and now it's dead.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.:dance:

:doh:

Painful, very painful! :lol:

[SisterMary]

:doh:

Painful, very painful! :lol:
Aw, c'mon. It wasn't THAT bad, and it took me a whole five minutes, too.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/rock_band.gif

[Panhead0422]

:doh:

Why me??

:rolleyes:

Because you told me to "Dream On"?:whistle::doh::)):))

[Panhead0422]

Could there possilby be an "Unholy, Holy Crow"????

:think:

Well, where I come from, holey crows don't fly away. I think it has something to do with shotguns. BTW check your spelling for "Holey Crow".

[Panhead0422]

Aw, c'mon. It wasn't THAT bad, and it took me a whole five minutes, too.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/rock_band.gif

Were you writing slow, so Arya could read it?

Dives behind big easy chair.

:whistle::doh::)):))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

<ahem>

selfaban, man! :razz:


ok.....

[Dragon1963]

Because we know you can take it! Here's another one:

I had a dream, a thread to kill
To share my views took too much skill
I can't help if others didn't like my posts
They just stopped replying or viewed the thread as ghosts
I believed in this thread
It made me want to do my very best
I believed in this thread
And I knew that I would never rest
I've killed a thread, and now it's dead.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.:dance:

Groan...........

[Dragon1963]

Because you told me to "Dream On"?:whistle::doh::)):))

Don't make me use puns. :evil:

[Panhead0422]

Don't make me use puns. :evil:

Aahh, go ahead, JUST FOR THE PUN OF IT.:mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

Aahh, go ahead, JUST FOR THE PUN OF IT.:mrgreen:

I will punish you for that.

[Panhead0422]

I will punish you for that.

I see that you have already started with your punish answer, but I think that you forgot one of the "n's" in punnish.

[Dragon1963]

I see that you have already started with your punish answer, but I think that you forgot one of the "n's" in punnish.

I left the "n" out for the halibut.

[Panhead0422]

I left the "n" out for the halibut.

Just be careful that your halibut doesn't blow a seal because of the missing "n".

[Dragon1963]

Just be careful that your halibut doesn't blow a seal because of the missing "n".

Are you melon collie tonight?

[Panhead0422]

Are you melon collie tonight?

No, Mr. Nat King Cole, But I am putting on the ritz.

[Dragon1963]

Pudding on the ritz, eh.

[Panhead0422]

Pudding on the ritz, eh.

Are you makin' a joke about crackers?

[Dragon1963]

Yes.

I'm willing to make a joke of almost anything.

[Panhead0422]

Yes.

I'm willing to make a joke of almost anything.

Well, in that case, let me know what you won't make a joke about. I will add those things to my target list.:mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

Well, in that case, let me know what you won't make a joke about. I will add those things to my target list.:mrgreen:

I won't joke about anything that isn't safe for the Hannity forums.

[bitterclinger84]

I'm so happy to see that this thread is still alive and kickin'!

[Panhead0422]

I won't joke about anything that isn't safe for the Hannity forums.

Wrong thread, we are not in Game: ban the poster.:mrgreen:

[Luke86]

Wrong thread, we are not in Game: ban the poster.:mrgreen:

Ban Panhead for not wanting to play the ban game anytime, anywhere.

[Dragon1963]

Wrong thread, we are not in Game: ban the poster.:mrgreen:

You are hereby ban-ished for that comment.

[Panhead0422]

Ban Panhead for not wanting to play the ban game anytime, anywhere.

Well, if you are going to be that way, BAN YOU.:mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

No banning in this thread.

[Luke86]

That's right Panhead no banning!

[Lie Sniper]

I thought I killed this thread a few months ago?

What's with you people? :rolleyes:

[BostonPatriot]

I thought I killed this thread a few months ago?

What's with you people? :rolleyes:Apparently you did not succeed:neutral:

[Dragon1963]

No one has succeeded.

[Ardathair]

No banning in this thread.

How about banning of the thread?

[SisterMary]

Ban Ardathair for even Suggesting that we ban this thread!

[Luke86]

How about banning of the thread?

The thread shall end when the one who is worthy arrives.

[Dragon1963]

The thread shall end when the one who is worthy arrives.

And "we're not worthy."

[Panhead0422]

The thread shall end when the one who is worthy arrives.Welcome to our nightmare thread. Abandon hope, all ye who tread hear, for none be able to kill this terrible thread.

[Dragon1963]

Welcome to our nightmare thread. Abandon hope, all ye who tread hear, for none be able to kill this terrible thread.

Well as they say, "Fools rush in, where Angels fear to tread."

Guess we're a bunch of fools. :mrgreen:

[gpd®]

The thread shall end when the one who is worthy arrives.

Must have seen the season premier of Fringe last night?

[Dragon1963]

Must have seen the season premier of Fringe last night?

I love Fringe. Sadly I was asleep when it came on.

[BostonPatriot]

Ban Ardathair for even Suggesting that we ban this thread!I think you're in the wrong thread Sis...:think:

[Panhead0422]

I think you're in the wrong thread Sis...:think:

Some days I feel her confusion.:whistle::whistle:

[Dragon1963]

Some days I feel her confusion.:whistle::whistle:

Are you sure she's not feeling your confusion? After all this thread is very corn-fusing. :mrgreen:

[Scrap Iron]

The other night I watched Sean blow off a fisherman that said the valley water was shut off because the gov sold it to southern cal, nothing to do with the minnow, then tonight i see huckabee showing a black kid trying to sing part of a song--I don't buy this!

[SisterMary]

If you all thought I was confused earlier, you should see me now!:confused:

[Dragon1963]

If you all thought I was confused earlier, you should see me now!:confused:

There, there don't lose hope yet confusion is a natural part of universal Chaos. :cool:

[BostonPatriot]

There, there don't lose hope yet confusion is a natural part of universal Chaos. :cool:Universal chaos rules this thread:rolleyes:

[Ardathair]

Some days I feel her confusion.:whistle::whistle:

I've heard it called many things but never confussion. :razz:

(Where's the Groucho smilie when you need it.)

[Dragon1963]

Universal chaos rules this thread:rolleyes:

See all the more reason to hope. :mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

I've heard it called many things but never confussion. :razz:

(Where's the Groucho smilie when you need it.)

Confussion is when you get mix in radioactive materials. Confusion uses heat, pressure, and lots of hydrogen. :D

[Ardathair]

Confussion is when you get mix in radioactive materials. Confusion uses heat, pressure, and lots of hydrogen. :D

Where does confision fit into all that? :mrgreen:

[BostonPatriot]

And then of course, there was the Chinese philosopher, Confucius :mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

Where does confision fit into all that? :mrgreen:

Confision is the result of Confussion.

[Ardathair]

And then of course, there was the Chinese philosopher, Confucius :mrgreen:

He was the worlds first nuclear physicist right? :mrgreen:

[blazer]

I thought we killed this thread a long time ago!

[Dragon1963]

I thought we killed this thread a long time ago!

Nope, its death is yet to come.

[Dragon1963]

Bump to keep this thread alive.

[BostonPatriot]

This thread is a survivor ...

[Dragon1963]

It will survive till the end.

[BostonPatriot]

Last thread standing :mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

Who will be the last poster standing.

[BostonPatriot]

Who will be the last poster standing.Why do I think I've seen this before? :think:

[Dragon1963]

Why do I think I've seen this before? :think:

De javu

[BostonPatriot]

Speaking of déjà vu ... imagine this whole thread going in a circle ... back to the first post and a vicious cycle :rolleyes:

[Dragon1963]

So life imitating art or art imitating life?

[BostonPatriot]

And this thread is imitating what? :think:

[Dragon1963]

:doh: Life, of course.

[BostonPatriot]

So, if art imitates life, and this thread imitates life, then this thread is "art?":think:

[Dragon1963]

So, if art imitates life, and this thread imitates life, then this thread is "art?":think:


Good question.

[BostonPatriot]

And if this thread is "art," would life imitate this thread?:think:

[SisterMary]

And if this thread is "art," would life imitate this thread?:think:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6enXcW5IBKtVeM:http://www.silverjames.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/tangled-threads.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.silverjames.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/tangled-threads.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.silverjames.com/%3Fp%3D921&usg=__ymoIuwOyo0nrNunNIQWCv5xZ-Og=&h=300&w=234&sz=43&hl=en&start=15&um=1&tbnid=6enXcW5IBKtVeM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=90&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtangled%2Bthreads%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3D en%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1)http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:6rXj5tFAbuC38M:http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8wz8vK6mGoM/RkWsv68z5uI/AAAAAAAAAhY/umMROAdgZVA/s400/tangled%2Bthreads.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8wz8vK6mGoM/RkWsv68z5uI/AAAAAAAAAhY/umMROAdgZVA/s400/tangled%2Bthreads.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thetextilefiles.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html&usg=__Xub8OI2dK66FUQVnGKxEoPAplP0=&h=280&w=400&sz=35&hl=en&start=9&um=1&tbnid=6rXj5tFAbuC38M:&tbnh=87&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtangled%2Bthreads%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3D en%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1)

Yup. Especially when it's all tangled up;)

[Dragon1963]

What a tangled web we weave.

[BostonPatriot]

Oh it's tangled alright:rolleyes:

[Dragon1963]

Rather knotty aren't we.

[Panhead0422]

Rather knotty aren't we.

Wouldn't you kind of expect that from a tanglewood tree?

[Dragon1963]

Wouldn't you kind of expect that from a tanglewood tree?

I prefer slippery elm myself.

[BostonPatriot]

Looks like this thread is going down another slippery slope ... :rolleyes:

[Dragon1963]

Well a slope has to be slippery if your going to go down hill fast. ;)

[Panhead0422]

If coach Vince Lombardi were here, this would be a poplar discussion.

[SisterMary]

You guys all need a kick in the ash.;)

[Dragon1963]

That would shiver our timbers wouldn't it.

[SisterMary]

If only it would spruce you up at the same time.

[BostonPatriot]

Maybe the thread will make like a tree and leave :wall:

[Dragon1963]

You've got me stumped.

[BostonPatriot]

This thread is really branching out ...

[SisterMary]

Going out on a limb here -- willow you guys just quit messing around?:dance:

[Dragon1963]

But that would be a beech of contract.

[BostonPatriot]

More and more tree jokes ... well I'm sick-a-more tree jokes :razz:

[SisterMary]

I feel your pine.

[Dragon1963]

Maybe we should get some fir coats.

[SisterMary]

Stop needling me.:lol:

[Dragon1963]

So you want me to leaf you alone.

[SisterMary]

No way! I'll just rest on my laurels for a while.

[BostonPatriot]

So these tree jokes are why I "log" into this forum?:think:

[Panhead0422]

I am sick o' more tree jokes.

[Dragon1963]

Tree jokes just grow on you.

[BostonPatriot]

I am sick o' more tree jokes.Now where have I seen (http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=62593571&postcount=4151) that joke before?:rolleyes: And I thought I had this thread in the palm of my hand ...

[Panhead0422]

Now where have I seen (http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=62593571&postcount=4151) that joke before?:rolleyes: And I thought I had this thread in the palm of my hand ...

Sorry, I missed seeing that one before I posted it.

I can think of more embarrassing things to have in the palm of your hand, but I don't need banned today. :whistle::whistle::doh:

I won't actually say it.

I will leave that to everyone's imagination. :mrgreen:

[BostonPatriot]

Wow this thread really IS going nutty :mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Next step is for it to go knotty.

[BostonPatriot]

Yeah, and people would be fit to be tied:rolleyes:

[Dragon1963]

A tied and true format for fun

[Panhead0422]

Ask not for whom the Bole tolls, for this thread has slipped the surly bonds of.....

[Dragon1963]

Ask not for whom the Bole tolls, for this thread has slipped the surly bonds of.....

Gravity and has taken on a life of its own.

[Panhead0422]

Scary, HUH?

[Dragon1963]

Scary, HUH?

Nope, pretty much normal to me.

[Panhead0422]

You're normally scared here?

[Dragon1963]

You're normally scared here?

No, I'm the one that's scary.

[Panhead0422]

Got a graveyard to back up that statement?

[Dragon1963]

Got a graveyard to back up that statement?

I work graveyards, unarmed, in a bad part of town, and no one bothers me. That scary enough for you.

[Panhead0422]

I work graveyards, unarmed, in a bad part of town, and no one bothers me. That scary enough for you.

Not unless you prepared one or more of the patrons for planting by yourself.

[drylok]

This thread no longer has a pulse. I killed it :frown:

[Dragon1963]

Not unless you prepared one or more of the patrons for planting by yourself.

I don't plant them, but I know where all the bodies are.

[Panhead0422]

This thread no longer has a pulse. I killed it :frown:

Unfortunately, your report of this thread's demise is incorrect. It still has a weak pulse. :boohoo::boohoo:

[Panhead0422]

I don't plant them, but I know where all the bodies are.

But you are not scary until you create the bodies that are planted in "your graveyard".

[Dragon1963]

But you are not scary until you create the bodies that are planted in "your graveyard".

I've got the contracts.

[Panhead0422]

Contracts are nice, now show me the bodies to match the contracts.:mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

How about this I know where Attila the Hun is buried.

[Panhead0422]

Let me guess...he is buried in the ground.:mrgreen::doh::)):))

[THE LIGHT]

This thread no longer has a pulse. I killed it :frown:

Good work

[Dragon1963]

Let me guess...he is buried in the ground.:mrgreen::doh::)):))


:razz:

[Panhead0422]

Let me put another bullet in this thread's head.

[Dragon1963]

Time to thread some more nuts and bolts.

[Panhead0422]

Are you going to use a smoke wrench?

[putputpanorama]

Paddles!!!

CLear!!!!

I'm letting the thread die another day.

[Dragon1963]

Are you going to use a smoke wrench?

No. :rolleyes: A left handed monkey wrench.

[Panhead0422]

No. :rolleyes: A left handed monkey wrench.

HEY!!! You can't do that; all of the left handed monkey's took their wrenches with them when they were deported.

[BostonPatriot]

Paddles!!!

CLear!!!!

I'm letting the thread die another day.Paddles?:)) So now we're going to spank the thread??

[Dragon1963]

HEY!!! You can't do that; all of the left handed monkey's took their wrenches with them when they were deported.

I stole one. :evil:

[Dragon1963]

Paddles?:)) So now we're going to spank the thread??

You know full well this thread loves to be spanked. :naughty:

[SisterMary]

You know full well this thread loves to be spanked. :naughty:
Oh my!:redface:

[Dragon1963]

Oh my!:redface:


:))

Couldn't resist that one.

[Ardathair]

If the thread is into S&M, we should just tie it up and leave it.

[BostonPatriot]

Maybe the thread wants to be bound and gagged:whistle:

[Dragon1963]

The thread should love Devo then.

[putputpanorama]

Paddles?:)) So now we're going to spank the thread??

Well i was going for more of a difribulator type of thing.

But maybe the thread likes the kinky stuff.

[Panhead0422]

I stole one. :evil:

All right, FREEZE LONGHAIR, put the monkey wrench down, turn around and put your hands behind your back. DO IT NOW!!!:mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Maybe the thread wants to be bound and gagged:whistle:

Hey, this is a semi-serious thread, leave the cartoons out of it. :doh::)):))

[Dragon1963]

All right, FREEZE LONGHAIR, put the monkey wrench down, turn around and put your hands behind your back. DO IT NOW!!!:mrgreen:

Quietly leaves while you arrest the wrong mythical beast. :razz:

[Dragon1963]

Hey, this is a semi-serious thread, leave the cartoons out of it. :doh::)):))

I didn't know there was anything serious about this thread anymore. :confused:

[Panhead0422]

Quietly leaves while you arrest the wrong mythical beast. :razz:

:doh::redface::redface:

[Panhead0422]

I didn't know there was anything serious about this thread anymore. :confused:

You are wrong, I am semi-serious. I am serious about running this thread over with a semi.:mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

:doh::redface::redface:
:))

[Dragon1963]

You are wrong, I am semi-serious. I am serious about running this thread over with a semi.:mrgreen:

Good luck. This thread works on cartoon physics.

[drylok]

Unfortunately, your report of this thread's demise is incorrect. It still has a weak pulse. :boohoo::boohoo:

Well my report would have proved true if you hadn't charged the paddles and revived it.
Sheesh :mrgreen:

Ok Now It's Dead For Sure
RIP

[Panhead0422]

Well my report would have proved true if you hadn't charged the paddles and revived it.
Sheesh :mrgreen:

Ok Now It's Dead For Sure
RIP

Pulling the plug on the defibrillator station.:whistle::whistle:

[Dragon1963]

Pulling the plug on the defibrillator station.:whistle::whistle:

Hey, isn't that an AED (Automated Electronic Defibrillator) on the wall. :shifty:

Hmmm......I wonder if a TASER will work as a defib. :evil:

[BostonPatriot]

Do I hear the thread saying "Don't tase me bro"??:))

[Panhead0422]

Hey, isn't that an AED (Automated Electronic Defibrillator) on the wall. :shifty:

Hmmm......I wonder if a TASER will work as a defib. :evil:

Hey, I am so sorry about the taser darts in your back. :)) It was an accident.:)) I swear that it was.:))

I will prove that it was an accident as soon as I finish reloading. :mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Do I hear the thread saying "Don't tase me bro"??:))

:)):))

[Dragon1963]

Hey, I am so sorry about the taser darts in your back. :)) It was an accident.:)) I swear that it was.:))

I will prove that it was an accident as soon as I finish reloading. :mrgreen:

I think I'll see what an AED will do to a heart that doesn't need defibbing.

Any volunteers? :evil:

[Panhead0422]

I think I'll see what an AED will do to a heart that doesn't need defibbing.

Any volunteers? :evil:

I heard Firewatch say that he would try that. :whistle::)):))

[Dragon1963]

I heard Firewatch say that he would try that. :whistle::)):))

Good he'll make sure you can't get away. :mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Good he'll make sure you can't get away. :mrgreen:

What is he gonna do? Keep me covered while you hook HIM up? I wouldn't want you to MISTAKE ME for the volunteer.

[Dragon1963]

What is he gonna do? Keep me covered while you hook HIM up? I wouldn't want you to MISTAKE ME for the volunteer.

You didn't have to volunteer. You've been volunteered. :evil:

[Panhead0422]

You didn't have to volunteer. You've been volunteered. :evil:

Oh? I hadn't heard that Obama had named you the volunteer czar. I guess that is why you went to Tennessee University. Ooppss, I forgot, the gradiates of Tennessee spell it Tenesseee Uvinersity. :mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

Oh? I hadn't heard that Obama had named you the volunteer czar. I guess that is why you went to Tennessee University. Ooppss, I forgot, the gradiates of Tennessee spell it Tenesseee Uvinersity. :mrgreen:

Ha, ha, ha. :wall:

[Panhead0422]

Ha, ha, ha. :wall:

:whistle::whistle:

[Dragon1963]

:whistle::whistle:

Here hold this wire wrapped kite string while I launch this kite into that thunderstorm. :mrgreen:

[BostonPatriot]

So now we want the thread to go fly a kite and get struck by lightening?:whistle:

[Dragon1963]

So now we want the thread to go fly a kite and get struck by lightening?:whistle:

Well I've always admired Mr. Franklin and Dr. Frankenstein on their use of electricity. :whistle:

[Panhead0422]

Here hold this wire wrapped kite string while I launch this kite into that thunderstorm. :mrgreen:

NAH! Ah'm a redneck, not a collage edjucated idjiot. Y'all hole tha strang whil'st ah lonches it.

[Dragon1963]

NAH! Ah'm a redneck, not a collage edjucated idjiot. Y'all hole tha strang whil'st ah lonches it.

Drat! Drat! And Double Drat! :wall:

[Panhead0422]

You probably need to come in out of the drats, you might catch something.

[Dragon1963]

You probably need to come in out of the drats, you might catch something.

Yeah, I might catch some sanity. :razz:

[Panhead0422]

Yeah, I might catch some sanity. :razz:

In my experience sanity is vastly overrated.:mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

In my experience sanity is vastly overrated.:mrgreen:

No kidding.

[BostonPatriot]

Yeah, I might catch some sanity. :razz:Around here? :))

[Dragon1963]

Around here? :))

Sanity is sneaky stuff.

[Ardathair]

Try a couple of sanity napkins, they smell wierd.

[Panhead0422]

Try a couple of sanity napkins, they smell wierd.

I thought that that those were bait for zombie threads.

[BostonPatriot]

I thought that that those were bait for zombie threads.Haven't we been through the zombie bit before? Now the thread is a retread ... or would that be "re-thread"?:whistle:

[Panhead0422]

Haven't we been through the zombie bit before? Now the thread is a retread ... or would that be "re-thread"?:whistle:

That depends on who you are "needling". :doh::)):))

[Dragon1963]

That depends on who you are "needling". :doh::)):))

Sounds like your sewing the seeds of discontent.

[Panhead0422]

Sounds like your sewing the seeds of discontent.

Nah, just hemming and hawing.

[Dragon1963]

Nah, just hemming and hawing.

Does that mean I need to use the hemlock maneuver?

[SisterMary]

Well, a stitch in time might be just what we need:mrgreen:

[bitterclinger84]

You know, I came to this thread in hopes of finding that it was dying a slow, painful death.

This wasn't quite what I had in mind, but I think ya'll deserve a "Well Done!" for the last 5 or 6 posts....

[Dragon1963]

You know, I came to this thread in hopes of finding that it was dying a slow, painful death.

This wasn't quite what I had in mind, but I think ya'll deserve a "Well Done!" for the last 5 or 6 posts....

This thread thanks you for keeping it alive.

[Panhead0422]

Does that mean I need to use the hemlock maneuver?

No thank you, but Plato didn't do well after someone gave him the hemlock manuever.:mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

This thread thanks you for keeping it alive.

The rest of us curse you for keeping it alive.

[Dragon1963]

No thank you, but Plato didn't do well after someone gave him the hemlock manuever.:mrgreen:

Socrates was the one with hemlock, not Plato.

[Dragon1963]

The rest of us curse you for keeping it alive.


I thank you for the complement, because I am truly :sick: and :twisted:

[Panhead0422]

Socrates was the one with hemlock, not Plato.

Ooopppsss, I was a little young then and it has been a couple of years since then. I would rather admit to that than letting you know that my name is actually Al Z. Hiemer.

[Dragon1963]

Ooopppsss, I was a little young then and it has been a couple of years since then. I would rather admit to that than letting you know that my name is actually Al Z. Hiemer.

What can I say? Ari Stotle was allowed to watch.

[SisterMary]

Too bad Carl was too Jung to be there to see it.:angel:

[Dragon1963]

He may have been too Jung, but x Marx the spot.