Thread Killers Anonymous

[free2B]

mouth to mouth to save the thread!

this thread has no mouth it has a beginning and a end and this is the end:boohoo:

[BostonPatriot]

It's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S SUPER THREAD! THE THREAD THAT IS NOT DEAD!!!http://bestsmileys.com/superhero/2.gif

[free2B]

until now loading the 50 gettin' the tows hot fire in the hole buh bye thread

[SisterMary]

Free, do not try to kill this thread! It's the only one left that I haven't destroyed! I may have to hurt you!http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/unknown/lsvader.gif

[blazer]

save this thread club!

[Panhead0422]

This IS the toughest thread that I have ever killed.

[BostonPatriot]

Rumors of the death of thread have been greatly exaggerated :mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Really?

Looks dead to me.

Fires three rounds between eyes just to verify.

[BostonPatriot]

If it is dead, then why is it at the top of the thread list? :think:
And how can the post count keep increasing if it's dead?:confused:

[free2B]

Free, do not try to kill this thread! It's the only one left that I haven't destroyed! I may have to hurt you!http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/unknown/lsvader.gif

you can not hurt me sis you cant even kill this ded thread:doh:

[Panhead0422]

If it is dead, then why is it at the top of the thread list? :think:
And how can the post count keep increasing if it's dead?:confused:

Obviously, somebody working for the Sean Hannity board is playing a trick on you. I assure you that this thread is dead. The thread coroner verifies that it is DEAD. If you had an insurance policy on this thread, somebody at the insurance company probably stole your payments and doesn't want you to collect. :whistle::whistle::)):)):)):))

[bitterclinger84]

It's a conspiracy!!! :eek:

[free2B]

Obviously, somebody working for the Sean Hannity board is playing a trick on you. I assure you that this thread is dead. The thread coroner verifies that it is DEAD. If you had an insurance policy on this thread, somebody at the insurance company probably stole your payments and doesn't want you to collect. :whistle::whistle::)):)):)):))

correct head these numbskull:doh:s are talkin':lol: to a ded thread:))

[free2B]

It's a conspiracy!!! :eek:

conspiracy theories abound butt this thread is absolutely ded:clap:

[SisterMary]

you can not hurt me sis you cant even kill this ded thread:doh:
I don't want to hurt you. But trying to kill this thread is not nice! I like this thread. It's the only one I haven't stopped dead in its tracks.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/smiley_on_tredmil.gif

[Trinka]

Hello dead thread!

[BostonPatriot]

It's a conspiracy!!! :eek:A vast right-wing conspiracy? :))

[blazer]

RIP thread!

[free2B]

I don't want to hurt you. But trying to kill this thread is not nice! I like this thread. It's the only one I haven't stopped dead in its tracks.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/smiley_on_tredmil.gif

try a little harder sis:wall:

[THE LIGHT]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/setiweb/thread_closed.gif

[BostonPatriot]

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm211/planetree/blog/open.gif

[Panhead0422]

crime scene.

Do not cross threshold or open this thread.

Ongoing murder investigation being conducted by the international thread police.

[SisterMary]

This thread is not dead. It will never die. Even if its corporal being is no longer available, its spirit lives on and on and on.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/guus/spook.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/guus/spook.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/guus/spook.gif

[Panhead0422]

SisterMary, you are hereby under detention for violating a crime scene and interfering with an investigation that will last several years. This thread is OFFICIALLY DEAD.

[BostonPatriot]

SisterMary, you are hereby under detention for violating a crime scene and interfering with an investigation that will last several years. This thread is OFFICIALLY DEAD.
THREAD ... NOT ... DEAD :mrgreen:

[free2B]

This thread is not dead. It will never die. Even if its corporal being is no longer available, its spirit lives on and on and on.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/guus/spook.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/guus/spook.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/guus/spook.gif

sis get real:rolleyes: this thread is sew ded:hand: you couldn't so pan's head wid it:wall: even the spirits:eek: of this ded thred:boohoo: have been drunk:whistle:

[Panhead0422]

sis get real:rolleyes: this thread is sew ded:hand: you couldn't so pan's head wid it:wall: even the spirits:eek: of this ded thred:boohoo: have been drunk:whistle:

But you have to admit that she is giving a spirited defense of the spirit of this thread.

[free2B]

SisterMary, you are hereby under detention for violating a crime scene and interfering with an investigation that will last several years. This thread is OFFICIALLY DEAD.

tell it head:wall:

[free2B]

But you have to admit that she is giving a spirited defense of the spirit of this thread.

their are no spirits left in this spiritless thred they have all been drunk:whistle:

[BostonPatriot]

http://bestsmileys.com/dancing/13.gifYou have been misinformed. The thread is not dead. It's alive and well and living in a forum.

[SisterMary]

Okay. LISTEN UP! THIS THREAD IS NOT DEAD. We have launched an all-out rescue and have determined it is safe and continues to be in robust health.
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/navigator/usa.gif

DO NOT MESS WITH THIS THREAD.

[Trinka]

Here's to robust health!

[blazer]

Okay. LISTEN UP! THIS THREAD IS NOT DEAD. We have launched an all-out rescue and have determined it is safe and continues to be in robust health.
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/navigator/usa.gif

DO NOT MESS WITH THIS THREAD.

Long may she wave sis!

[BostonPatriot]

http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/5.gifThe thread is becoming angry because some people want it dead.

[Panhead0422]

their are no spirits left in this spiritless thred they have all been drunk:whistle:

Ah bheg yer pardn, I deniiii that akkushashion, I ahm not dronk. I'sh ine...ene..nebreated.

[Panhead0422]

Okay. LISTEN UP! THIS THREAD IS NOT DEAD. We have launched an all-out rescue and have determined it is safe and continues to be in robust health.
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/navigator/usa.gif

DO NOT MESS WITH THIS THREAD.

YOU NEED TO CHECK AND MAKE SURE YOU FOUND THE CORRECT THREAD. The Thread Killers Anonymous thread is DRT (Dead Right There).

[SisterMary]

YOU NEED TO CHECK AND MAKE SURE YOU FOUND THE CORRECT THREAD. The Thread Killers Anonymous thread is DRT (Dead Right There).
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-051.gif
Watch out, Pan, there's a new sheriff in town -- he's watching you. Always watching.

[SisterMary]

Oh. My. God. I've done it again. In trying to save this thread, I've killed it! This cannot be happening. I was doing so well, too!:((

[Trinka]

Awwww....There there Sis! I'll help you out! See a post after yours! :razz:

[SisterMary]

Awwww....There there Sis! I'll help you out! See a post after yours! :razz:
Thanks Trinka! You're the best!:hug:

[Trinka]

YVW! I much prefer Life...:hug:

[BostonPatriot]

This thread sleeps a lot. Sometimes people think it is dead. It is NOT DEAD.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/lilly/asleep1bluepink.gif

[Dragon1963]

Maybe we should let sleeping threads lye or dunk them in lye.

[free2B]

Maybe we should let sleeping threads lye or dunk them in lye.

:liar::liar::liar::liar::liar::liar::liar::liar::l iar::liar::liar:

[Dragon1963]

Not that lye would do much to this thread anyway.

[free2B]

throws thread to a roomful of kitties:))

[Panhead0422]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-051.gif
Watch out, Pan, there's a new sheriff in town -- he's watching you. Always watching.

:whistle:ING: I SHOT THE SHERIFF. WITH APOLOGIES TO THE ORIGINAL ARTIST:doh::)):)):))

[free2B]

:whistle:ING: I SHOT THE SHERIFF. WITH APOLOGIES TO THE ORIGINAL ARTIST:doh::)):)):))

watch out for the deputy head:whistle:

[Panhead0422]

Maybe we should let sleeping threads lye or dunk them in lye.

YOU ARE A LYE'RE.:whistle::)):))

[Panhead0422]

watch out for the deputy head:whistle:

Too busy running to respond.:doh:

Should have shot the Deputy too.

[SisterMary]

throws thread to a roomful of kitties:))http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:gultPcOYrNiBlM:http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/47/PreviewComp/SuperStock_47-2682.jpg (http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/47/PreviewComp/SuperStock_47-2682.jpg)http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCXeLagMaEBbRM:http://www.whatsnewemu.com/images/sleepCatYarn.jpg (http://www.whatsnewemu.com/images/sleepCatYarn.jpg)http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:aXz2K1O5vMVxKM:http://www.gointothedogs.com/fab%20kittens%20and%20yarn.jpg (http://www.gointothedogs.com/fab%20kittens%20and%20yarn.jpg):)):)):))
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:4p_or3GHdDgOjM:http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5345939/2/istockphoto_5345939_black_kitten_and_red_yarn.jpg (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5345939/2/istockphoto_5345939_black_kitten_and_red_yarn.jpg) http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:J69zC0PW9rvgyM:http://www.vetnetwork.net/pca/articles/news/images/kitten-with-yarn.jpg (http://www.vetnetwork.net/pca/articles/news/images/kitten-with-yarn.jpg)

[BostonPatriot]

YOU ARE A LYE'RE.:whistle::)):))Ban Panhead for the bad pun! Oh wait! wrong thread...:mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Ban Panhead for the bad pun! Oh wait! wrong thread...:mrgreen:

Must you be so Caustic?:whistle::doh:

[BostonPatriot]

Must you be so Caustic?:whistle::doh:Caustic ... lye ... :wall:

[free2B]

don't lye:liar: head this caustic thread is really ded:liar: and it caustic me more than 1 lye:liar: to kil it:liar:

[Trinka]

This thread had been taken over by the sheriff and kitties, and lye....Oh My! :eek:

[BostonPatriot]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kjIQXVNfEx8/R_OVz8zPKVI/AAAAAAAACbc/KDWZnl_AudU/s400/oz03.jpg

[free2B]

we're not in kansas anymore:mrgreen:

[BostonPatriot]

Kansas? This thread hasn't been in Kansas for long time! :mrgreen:

[SisterMary]

Kansas? This thread hasn't been in Kansas for long time! :mrgreen:

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:TKL_Riqybi_2eM:http://osanimals2.homestead.com/Dogs/0503171004091100_0025-1.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://osanimals2.homestead.com/Dogs/0503171004091100_0025-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://osanimals2.homestead.com/Dogs/dogpics4.html&usg=__NxC875rJXDEhlxmvWvRqv7Qdkf0=&h=419&w=500&sz=41&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=TKL_Riqybi_2eM:&tbnh=109&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpuppies%2Bwith%2Byarn%26hl%3Den%26cli ent%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1)
Toto had fun unraveling it.



http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:QnRHtgtk3rDRFM:http://m.b5z.net/i/u/6122382/i/RubySlippers02_ezr.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://m.b5z.net/i/u/6122382/i/RubySlippers02_ezr.jpg&imgrefurl=http://almosthomersq.org/home&usg=__A19fof-OSJ5ki9MViVTvftkrdfs=&h=313&w=198&sz=14&hl=en&start=117&um=1&tbnid=QnRHtgtk3rDRFM:&tbnh=117&tbnw=74&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpuppies%2Bwith%2Bdorothy%2527s%2Bruby %2Bslippers%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfiref ox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26start%3D100%26um%3D1) Then he took off with some ruby red slippers.


And he hasn't been seen or heard from since.

[BostonPatriot]

I'll get you yet my pretty ... AND YOUR LITTLE THREAD TOO!!!:razz:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/23866OZ~The-Wizard-of-Oz-Posters.jpg

[Dragon1963]

That's "Wicked" BP.

[BostonPatriot]

That's "Wicked" BP.:wall:

[Dragon1963]

:))

Come now, that wasn't that bad was it?

[BostonPatriot]

:))

Come now, that wasn't that bad was it?Well it would have gotten you banned in BTP :) then again, anything will get you banned there!

[SisterMary]

:))

Come now, that wasn't that bad was it?
It was excellent! Wish I would have thought of it myself!:))

[free2B]

It was excellent! Wish I would have thought of it myself!:))

do not think on this thread sis it is on automatic vacuum as in outer space all of your thoughts will be sukked:whistle: out along with the annihilated thread:))

[Dragon1963]

Well it would have gotten you banned in BTP :) then again, anything will get you banned there!

Yep, anything and everything. BTP is good clean fun. :D

[Dragon1963]

It was excellent! Wish I would have thought of it myself!:))

Thank you.
Comes from having a well rounded entertainment education. Reading, movies, Broadway shows, etc.

[BostonPatriot]

that's not something that hasn't been seen in this thread in a long time :))

[blazer]

I'll get you yet my pretty ... AND YOUR LITTLE THREAD TOO!!!:razz:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/23866OZ~The-Wizard-of-Oz-Posters.jpg

I didn't see this before! :))

[free2B]

that's not something that hasn't been seen in this thread in a long time :))

its been a long time since this thread has had a good shot in the head:whistle:

[blazer]

maybe that will help!

[BostonPatriot]

Maybe it needs a shot of something else:mrgreen:
http://bestsmileys.com/drinks/3.gif

[Panhead0422]

Maybe it needs a shot of something else:mrgreen:
http://bestsmileys.com/drinks/3.gif

I knew that this thread wasn't in Kansas anymore, but, howintheHELL did we end up in Margaritaville?????

[BostonPatriot]

I knew that this thread wasn't in Kansas anymore, but, howintheHELL did we end up in Margaritaville?????Uh... by following the yellow brick road? :)) Or was it the Long and Winding Road?

[Dragon1963]

Uh... by following the yellow brick road? :)) Or was it the Long and Winding Road?

Neither, but people seem to be trying to build this thread a "Stairway to Heaven." :D

[Ardathair]

Neither, but people seem to be trying to build this thread a "Stairway to Heaven." :D

Well, a slippery slop in the other direction doesn't seem to be working.

[Panhead0422]

Well, a slippery slop in the other direction doesn't seem to be working.

The problem with this post is the you slopped it up instead of sloping it down.:doh::whistle::whistle:

[blazer]

blaze builds thread a stairway to Heaven!

[Dragon1963]

I think that this thread is more like a "Bat Out of Hell."

[BostonPatriot]

Well, a slippery slop in the other direction doesn't seem to be working.Slippery, slippery slop
This thread was once on top
Then came some clowns
Who brought it down
Slippery, slippery slop.

[Dragon1963]

Nice rhyme BP.

[BostonPatriot]

Thanks.:) One of these days I'll come up with a limerick ... unless somebody else has any ideas.:rolleyes:

[Panhead0422]

There once was a man from Nantucket......


I think I will quit before the daily ban.:doh::)):))

[Dragon1963]

Good idea. Besides I prefer haiku.

[BostonPatriot]

This is a strange thread
Many people saying things
None of which make sense :mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

This is a strange thread
Many people saying things
None of which make sense :mrgreen:

I get terrified when things make sense in trivial pursuits. (I begin to think that the medications are beginning to work.):doh::whistle::whistle::)):)):))

[BostonPatriot]

I get terrified when things make sense in trivial pursuits. (I begin to think that the medications are beginning to work.):doh::whistle::whistle::)):)):))And if THIS thread starts to make sense to you, then you might want to consider some serious intervention :mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

And if THIS thread starts to make sense to you, then you might want to consider some serious intervention :mrgreen:

This thread make perfect sense. Nonsense that is. :D

[blazer]

Ok I gotta kill this thread for free2B and BP! so take this! and that!

[Dragon1963]

Ha! It still lives

[blazer]

It lives in your drams!

[blazer]

dreams!

[Dragon1963]

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sleep?

[blazer]

This thread is dead from the sweltering heat!

[Dragon1963]

As my dad likes to say, "Crazy with the heat and there ain't no heat."

[blazer]

This thread is thirsty and needs coffee!

[Panhead0422]

This thread is thirsty and needs coffee!

Is that the Cyanide brand of coffee??:doh::whistle::whistle:

[Dragon1963]

Antifreeze would be good for this thread to drink.

[blazer]

this thread wants pina colada

[Dragon1963]

It also wants to get caught in the rain.

[Panhead0422]

As it goes down the drain?

[blazer]

This thread wants to find true love!

[Dragon1963]

No it wants the money its owed.

[blazer]

Maybe it wants true love and money?

[Dragon1963]

Maybe but my name isn't Miracle Max either. :D

[Panhead0422]

Maybe but my name isn't Miracle Max either. :D

Did you say your name wasn't Miracle Max or Miracle Wax?

[Dragon1963]

Did you say your name wasn't Miracle Max or Miracle Wax?

Eh? Speak up I couldn't hear you. I had Q-tips in my ears.

[BostonPatriot]

Eh? Speak up I couldn't hear you. I had Q-tips in my ears.
HAHAHA!!!! A perfect reason to ban you over in "Ban the poster" :))

[blazer]

oh No! bP is gonna bring this thread back to life!

[BostonPatriot]

It never died! It was just sleeping!

[blazer]

Yeah and you had to kiss it and wake it up!

[BostonPatriot]

I did not! :)

[blazer]

That's not what the thread told me!

[BostonPatriot]

The thread lied!

[blazer]

Aww. thread, you lied to me!:eek:

[Dragon1963]

The thread lied to keep its prince from being identified.

[BostonPatriot]

Thread? This is a thread? :))

[THE LIGHT]

No it is a dead thread. Now would you please leave it alone.:rolleyes:

[SisterMary]

Thank God I'm back! This thread is not now, was not earlier, and will not in the future be dead!

[Panhead0422]

Yeah and you had to kiss it and wake it up!

Where DID it get kissed?????

:eek::whistle::whistle:

[Dragon1963]

Where it was kissed is best left unsaid. :D

[Panhead0422]

Where it was kissed is best left unsaid. :D

And just where is your mind at????

I was wondering which city and state it got kissed at.

:doh::whistle::whistle::whistle::)):))

[blazer]

It got kissed in Paris France
parle vous francais

[BostonPatriot]

So now ... it is "Le Thread" :mrgreen:

[blazer]

oui!

[SisterMary]

As long as it isn't Le Thread Mort!:D

[BostonPatriot]

Le Thread n'est pas mort! :))

[Dragon1963]

And just where is your mind at????

I was wondering which city and state it got kissed at.

:doh::whistle::whistle::whistle::)):))



:confused: :confused: :confused:

Mind what mind?

[PredFan]

Guilty of murder. Killed a thread in cold blood today.

[Dragon1963]

Good job of reporting your kill in this thread.

[Dragon1963]

Bump.

[BostonPatriot]

Guilty of murder. Killed a thread in cold blood today.Only problem is, this thread ain't dead!! :))

[blazer]

I have tried everything to kill this thread!

[BostonPatriot]

I have tried everything to kill this thread!:wall:And no matter what you do, it just keeps coming back.

[Claymore]

I killed a thread in Reno, just to watch it die,,,,

[SisterMary]

I killed a thread in Reno, just to watch it die,,,,
As my daughter used to say, "You are a big meanie-pants!"
http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/sad/mecry.gif

[conphu1]

This thread was dead at its start. I'm just confirming it now. :D

[Claymore]

This just in,,,,,

The 'Obama Who?' thread is still dead.
Film at 11.

[Panhead0422]

:confused: :confused: :confused:

Mind what mind?

OOOPPPSSSS, I forgot.

My bad, said the blindman as he stepped off of the cliff.

[Claymore]

This one time,,, at scout camp,,, we found a thread the coyotes had killed...

[Panhead0422]

This one time,,, at scout camp,,, we found a thread the coyotes had killed...
I wonder if that was the one I had left to die, tied in knots?

:boohoo::boohoo:

[Dragon1963]

I say forget scout camp stories. Its the band camp stories that kill threads.

[blazer]

Good bye thread!

http://bestsmileys.com/goodbye/1.gif

[Claymore]

Yeah,, It was awfully mangled, tangled, and knotted,, The bugs were eating on it too,,

[Panhead0422]

Yeah,, It was awfully mangled, tangled, and knotted,, The bugs were eating on it too,,
Frayed Knot, it is just a dead thread.

[SisterMary]

Okay, (she said patiently.) I'm going to explain it to you all ONE MORE TIME WITH FEELING.

THIS THREAD IS NOT DEAD.
IT WILL NOT DIE.
IT CANNOT BE KILLED.


http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:2gEJfWgr7o5U2M:http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg (http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg)













Are we clear on this yet?

[Dragon1963]

Perfectly ma'am.

[Panhead0422]

Okay, (she said patiently.) I'm going to explain it to you all ONE MORE TIME WITH FEELING.

THIS THREAD IS NOT DEAD.
IT WILL NOT DIE.
IT CANNOT BE KILLED.


http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:2gEJfWgr7o5U2M:http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg (http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg)













Are we clear on this yet?

No.

Obama and his folks were right on at least two things, when it comes to killing this thread:



CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN (it's dead) and YES WE CAN:)):)):mrgreen:

[BostonPatriot]

If this thread is dead, why does the post count keep going up?:confused:

[blazer]

becuz it came back from the grave!

[Claymore]

'The Tread That Wouldn't Die' ,,, That's one helluva yarn.

[BostonPatriot]

'The Tread That Wouldn't Die' ,,, That's one helluva yarn.Oh, woowoowoo, nyuk nyuk nyuk, wise guy!

[Nashville]

This should do it:

http://www.prettysleek.com/showFLV.aspx?id=970

[SisterMary]

No.

Obama and his folks were right on at least two things, when it comes to killing this thread:



CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN (it's dead) and YES WE CAN:)):)):mrgreen:

Pan, Pan, Pan -- didn't you see the picture? It said, "This Thread is Now Incredibly Awesome."

Even if you don't believe the printed words, pictures NEVER, EVER lie!:lol:

[BostonPatriot]

This thread has been alive for almost four years. Nobody on this board can kill this thread. Not even the OP!

[Panhead0422]

Pan, Pan, Pan -- didn't you see the picture? It said, "This Thread is Now Incredibly Awesome."

Even if you don't believe the printed words, pictures NEVER, EVER lie!:lol:

Photoshop: Change you can believe in.


Yes we can: Photo shop it, that is.

:rolleyes::lol::lol:

[SisterMary]

Photoshop: Change you can believe in.


Yes we can: Photo shop it, that is.

:rolleyes::lol::lol:
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif Good one, Pan.

[BostonPatriot]

The thread has been Photoshopped now???:eek:

[Panhead0422]

Several times actually.

[BostonPatriot]

Maybe it's not even a thread, just something that was made to look like a thread:mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Maybe it's not even a thread, just something that was made to look like a thread:mrgreen:

Afrayed knot?

:whistle::)):))

[BostonPatriot]

Afrayed knot?

:whistle::)):)):wall: Why don't you post that over in BTP so I can have a good excuse to ban you? :razz:

[Panhead0422]

You axed for it.

[Claymore]

You axed for it.

http://images-1.redbubble.net/img/clothing/bodycolor:white/size:small/style:mens/view:main/534071-4-stop-splitting-hares-hairs-black-type.jpg

[Panhead0422]

http://images-1.redbubble.net/img/clothing/bodycolor:white/size:small/style:mens/view:main/534071-4-stop-splitting-hares-hairs-black-type.jpg

If you roll your split hares up you will have a hare ball.

[Claymore]

A hare ball?
I didn't know they could dance.

[BostonPatriot]

A hare ball?
I didn't know they could dance.:wall:

[Panhead0422]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Claymore
A hare ball?
I didn't know they could dance.


:wall:

Somebody (BP probably) is gonna get a headache.:whistle::whistle:

[SisterMary]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Claymore
A hare ball?
I didn't know they could dance.


:wall:

Somebody (BP probably) is gonna get a headache.:whistle::whistle:
Aw, what's a little headache -- as long as THE THREAD LIVES!!:mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

So I can go ahead and shoot it in the head (again) and you won't complain???

:whistle::whistle::mrgreen:

[BostonPatriot]

Nothing you or anybody else has done has managed to kill this thread!:razz:

[THE LIGHT]

:shhh:

[Panhead0422]

Bring out your dead threads!!!
Crier rings bell (Monty Python like).
Bring out your dead threads!!!

Looks kind of hopeless as I carry this thread over my shoulder towards the dead cart.

[SisterMary]

The thread is not dead. 'Twas but a nick!

[Ardathair]

But it hasn't got any arms or legs.

[Dragon1963]

Its only a flesh wound.

[SisterMary]

I've had worse. You liar! Come on, you pansy!:lol:

[WreckedParty]

Ive yet to kill a single thread. Although i was close when i was saying I think (insert simple fact about Obama here) in every post i made in the thread :P.

[Panhead0422]

The thread is not dead. 'Twas but a nick!

More like a "thud" when the club hit it in the back of the head. It sure looked dead when I threw it in the wagon with the rest of the dead threads. :boohoo:

[Panhead0422]

Ive yet to kill a single thread. Although i was close when i was saying I think (insert simple fact about Obama here) in every post i made in the thread :P.

Keep typing, you are almost there. :whistle::doh::)):))

[BostonPatriot]

More like a "thud" when the club hit it in the back of the head. It sure looked dead when I threw it in the wagon with the rest of the dead threads. :boohoo:As long as the post count keeps climbing, it ain't dead.

[blazer]

How do you figure that?

[BostonPatriot]

That's the measure of a thread isnt' it? :mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

As long as the post count keeps climbing, it ain't dead.

WELL!!!!

If people like you would quit typing when I type the last comment, this thread would die it's just and natural death.

STOP POSTING!!!

[SisterMary]

WELL!!!!

If people like you would quit typing when I type the last comment, this thread would die it's just and natural death.

STOP POSTING!!!
Pan, Pan, Pan. I don't think it's gonna happen. But keep up the good fight:hug:

[Panhead0422]

Pan, Pan, Pan. I don't think it's gonna happen. But keep up the good fight:hug:

Left jab followed by a right hook and the thread is down for the Count. :mrgreen:

[BostonPatriot]

#3939 and counting :mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

Left jab followed by a right hook and the thread is down for the Count. :mrgreen:

And the thread gets up! Can anything stop this thread!

[SisterMary]

Left jab followed by a right hook and the thread is down for the Count. :mrgreen:
It's elastic! It doesn't stay down. It bounces right back!http://smilies.vidahost.com[img]http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/blobs/boldpurple.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/blobs/boldpurple.gif

[Panhead0422]

And the thread gets up! Can anything stop this thread!

Iffen yu all wuld stop postin' Ah cud kill this dang t'red. Y'all need to stop tri-in' to owt tink a forth grade gradyuate. :silenced::silenced:

[Panhead0422]

It's elastic! It doesn't stay down. It bounces right back!http://smilies.vidahost.com[img]http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/blobs/boldpurple.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/blobs/boldpurple.gif

And I knock it right back down; I can do this until the thread beats itself to death. :D:D:D

[Dragon1963]

Nothing short of Armageddon will kill this thread.

[Panhead0422]

War's on.

[Dragon1963]

But its still not Armageddon.

[WreckedParty]

I think i killed this one, i wasnt trying to though :redface:

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?p=58498271#post58498271

[SisterMary]

Dear Wrecked,
You may have killed that thread, but the good news is: You didn't kill this thread!:angel:

[WreckedParty]

Dear Wrecked,
You may have killed that thread, but the good news is: You didn't kill this thread!:angel:

I was referring to the thread linked in my post, im not even gonna try with this one :))

[THE LIGHT]

Just because I can.

This thread is http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/248/b/e/Dead_stamp_by_CoR_The_Author.png

'nuf said :mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

I think i killed this one, i wasnt trying to though :redface:

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?p=58498271#post58498271

Hey Wrecked, you only winged it, go back and shoot it again (between the i's). Then you can come back here and make a true thread killer's claim.

[Dragon1963]

Just because I can.

This thread is http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs20/f/2007/248/b/e/Dead_stamp_by_CoR_The_Author.png

'nuf said :mrgreen:

Nice try, but it didn't work.

[BostonPatriot]

Rumors about the death of this thread have been greatly exaggerated :mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

And the thread is laughing at all the obituaries.

[SisterMary]

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:AcG3FVlagUBvzM:http://timetobleed.com/images/threads.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://timetobleed.com/images/threads.jpg&imgrefurl=http://timetobleed.com/ruby-threading-bugfix-small-fix-goes-a-long-way/&usg=__45QHJ1dq0RZWdy5tj8KtcNsVxFM=&h=398&w=600&sz=42&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=AcG3FVlagUBvzM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthread%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1)


Rumors of my death have been highly exaggerated!

[THE LIGHT]

I thought I already told ya'll it is DEAD.

[SisterMary]

Light, Light, Light, this little thread doesn't die just because you say it does! Just as Love Lives On, so does THIS THREAD!

:hug:

[Panhead0422]

I hate THREAD!!!!!!!

[BostonPatriot]

I hate THREAD!!!!!!!Uh... then what are you doing HERE?!? :mrgreen:

[blazer]

Light, Light, Light, this little thread doesn't die just because you say it does! Just as Love Lives On, so does THIS THREAD!

:hug:

yes sis it does!

[BostonPatriot]

I guess if you keep telling people this thread is dead, some of them will believe it, even though the thread is alive right in front of them. Denial can be a funny thing ...

[Panhead0422]

Uh... then what are you doing HERE?!? :mrgreen:

Trying to kill, maim and destroy thread?:doh::whistle::)):)):))

[Panhead0422]

I guess if you keep telling people this thread is dead, some of them will believe it, even though the thread is alive right in front of them. Denial can be a funny thing ...

I thought that that was a river in Egypt.:mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

I thought that that was a river in Egypt.:mrgreen:

*Groan*

That was lame. But not lame enough to kill this thread. :D

[BostonPatriot]

Trying to kill, maim and destroy thread?:doh::whistle::)):)):))Ban Panhead for using multiple smilies in one post. Oh wait, wrong thread:eek:

[Panhead0422]

*Groan*

That was lame. But not lame enough to kill this thread. :D

Well, I will settle for a nearly mortal wound with that one. I want this thread to fear the next, lamer joke. :sick::mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Ban Panhead for using multiple smilies in one post. Oh wait, wrong thread:eek:

Give BP to the zombie thread for banning in the wrong thread.:doh::mrgreen:

[BostonPatriot]

Zombies? I ain't 'fraid a no stinkin' zombies :razz:

[Dragon1963]

Zombies? I ain't 'fraid a no stinkin' zombies :razz:


How do you make a zombie stop stinking. Make it use deodorant. :D

[Panhead0422]

how do you make a zombie stop stinking. Make it use deodorant. :d

boo, hiss!!!!

[BostonPatriot]

boo, hiss!!!!Yeah, coming from the person who gave us "denial" :think:

[Dragon1963]

boo, hiss!!!!

At least I wasn't using mummified puns.

[SisterMary]

I almost banned Dragon on this thread. Luckily I edited before anyone saw!

[BostonPatriot]

This thread is on its way to being Ban the Poster Pt. 2 ... Revenge of Ban the Poster ... Ban the Poster Returns ... Son of Ban the Poster ...

[blazer]

:))

[Talk2Bill]

how about this for a thread killer?

this is post 28393! 28393is prime! sweet

[BostonPatriot]

how about this for a thread killer?

this is post 28393! 28393is prime! sweetActually it's post #3976 of the thread. :think: (Which, by the way is NOT a prime number)

[Dragon1963]

Prime numbers are a pain.

[Panhead0422]

Prime numbers are a pain.


So is ME killing this thread. The 3978Th time is going to be the charm.:dance::dance:

[BostonPatriot]

So is ME killing this thread. The 3978Th time is going to be the charm.:dance::dance:Who's counting? :eek:

[Dragon1963]

Who's counting? :eek:

Don't know? But the forum is keeping track.

Just noticed this is my 4500th post.

[blazer]

and you still haven't killed this thread!

[Dragon1963]

I'm the one keeping this thread alive.

[SisterMary]

You and the rest of us!:hug:

[Claymore]

Go ahead,,, Give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation,,, Just watch out fot the tongue.

[Dragon1963]

That was a tongue?

[Panhead0422]

Who's counting? :eek:

Me?:mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

Quit counting. It'll add years to your life.

[BostonPatriot]

Meanwhile, the thread lives on...

[Dragon1963]

And on, and on, and on.....................

[Panhead0422]

And on, and on, and on.....................

And on, and on, and on.....................

:mrgreen:

[SisterMary]

Yay, Thread!

[Dragon1963]

Thread's gonna live forever.

[Panhead0422]

Thread's gonna live forever.

or at least until IT DIES.:eek:

[BostonPatriot]

or at least until IT DIES.:eek:Whicherver comes first... my money's on "Forever."

[Dragon1963]

The only way to kill this thread would be to have it become a celebrity and let the fame go to its head.

[rckirby]

The only way to kill this thread would be to have it become a celebrity and let the fame go to its head.

OOOOOOH....oops

Sorry, I won't bring in politics here......

[Dragon1963]

OOOOOOH....oops

Sorry, I won't bring in politics here......
:lol:

[Panhead0422]

Die!!!
Beast!!!
Die!!!

[Dragon1963]

Igor! It's Alive! It's Alive!