Thread Killers Anonymous

[Dragon1963]

Live, and let live.

[bitterclinger84]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/kao/otn/pcheers3.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/kao/otn/pcheers3.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/kao/otn/pcheers3.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/kao/otn/pcheers3.gif

[BostonPatriot]

This thread WILL NOT DIE http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/big/firemad.gif

[bitterclinger84]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/SHOCKED.gif

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/SHOCKED.gif

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/SHOCKED.gif

[BostonPatriot]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/dvv/esmil2.gif
Pay close attention, if you will
I am the thread YOU CANNOT KILL!!

[bitterclinger84]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif

You talkin' to me?

[BostonPatriot]

:twisted: Yes

[SisterMary]

Check it out - I've killed the top three threads!

[BostonPatriot]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/big/evil.gif
You will learn this, by and by:
I am the thread that WILL NOT DIE!!!

[blazer]

take some of this!

http://smileydatabase.com/s/1075.gif

[blazer]

http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/243/243052dtyo2ijpp7.gif (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)

This is what happened to the thread!

[free2B]

take some of this!

http://smileydatabase.com/s/1075.gif

:)):))

[blazer]

:)):))

and some of this!

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/Guillotine_anim.gif

[BostonPatriot]

and some of this!

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/Guillotine_anim.gif

Just take a few inches off the top ... won't hurt a bit!

[Devorah :)]

and some of this!

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/Guillotine_anim.gif




and the crowd erupts in cheers! yipee! hip-hip-hurray! woohoo!

[blazer]

it is gone now!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-alien009.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Devorah :)]

woohoo! no more thread to worry about! let's have a drink to celebrate! *pours the root beer* *lifts glass* To success!

[blazer]

here ya go!

http://smileydatabase.com/s/431.gif

[Devorah :)]

yup!
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink003.gif

[blazer]

run over that sucker!

http://smileydatabase.com/s/1060.gif

[BostonPatriot]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-alien004.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

This thread WILL NOT DIE!!!

[bitterclinger84]

Here I come thread!! I'll save you!!!

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/q3aHappySarge.gif

[Devorah :)]

lets hang it! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent072.gif

[Devorah :)]

here is what i just did to the thread.....http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent006.gif

[BostonPatriot]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry017.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
You will not kill me!!! I WILL NOT DIE!!!

[Devorah :)]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry017.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
You will not kill me!!! I WILL NOT DIE!!!


did not work! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent004.gif

[BostonPatriot]

I am the thread...
AND I'M NOT DEAD!!!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing024.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Devorah :)]

yes it is too dead...http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent005.gif

[bitterclinger84]

We're a rather violent bunch tonight :mrgreen:

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/Axe_anim.gif

[BostonPatriot]

I'm BAAA-AAACK
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-taunt010.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[SisterMary]

Oh Goody! Let the games begin!:)

[Devorah :)]

We're a rather violent bunch tonight :mrgreen:

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/Axe_anim.gif

violent!? you simply must be joking!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent107.gif

[BostonPatriot]

Oh Goody! Let the games begin!:)

I doubt very much you are going to succeed in killing this thread tonight
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing004.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Devorah :)]

I doubt very much you are going to succeed in killing this thread tonight
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing004.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

What do you mean! We DID!
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent007.gif

[BostonPatriot]

You thought you killed me, you were wrong,
But I've been cloned, and WE are strong!!
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-taunt016.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Devorah :)]

Death to the zombie clones!

[BostonPatriot]

This thread RULES
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-whacky084.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Dragon1963]

And I am its ruler!

[Devorah :)]

you can kneel, but i'm gonna sneak up behind that throne and stab that thread in the back..... *grabs really sharp knife*

[BostonPatriot]

Another one joins the fray

[Devorah :)]

*stabs thread* http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent005.gif

[SisterMary]

Fighting to keep it ALIVE!
http://smilies.vidahost.com/kao/otn/blob_box.gif

[BostonPatriot]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-whacky006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Didn't work

[Devorah :)]

*dreams happy dreams of life without thread*

[SisterMary]

DID TOO! I GOT OUT THE BIG GUNS TO WARD OFF ALL KILLERS!

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/BoomSmilie_anim.gif

[BostonPatriot]

Keep dreaming .... every time you kill it, it comes back
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent058.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum

[Dragon1963]

Dev you know you couldn't live without this thread.

[Devorah :)]

Oooooooooooo! I hate this thread! Die, thread! DIE! *slits thread's throat* *beats it with a hammer* *coats it in gasoline and lighter fluid* *throw on a match* *thread burns and sizzles* *throws ashes from the top of the empire state building*

[BostonPatriot]

Oooooooooooo! I hate this thread! Die, thread! DIE! *slits thread's throat* *beats it with a hammer* *coats it in gasoline and lighter fluid* *throw on a match* *thread burns and sizzles* *throws ashes from the top of the empire state building*

You can't kill me!!! Nyah nyah nyah http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-taunt014.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[SisterMary]

Oh dear. Anger Management?http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/fk/hearts.gif

[BostonPatriot]

C'mon kill me ... I triple dog dare you http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-taunt003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[SisterMary]

Not happening. It only happens in the WP section!

[Devorah :)]

it is too dead! you are just seein the zombie ghost!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-rpg027.gif

[BostonPatriot]

Not happening. It only happens in the WP section!

Dunno ... RF gets heated sometimes too :)

[blazer]

okay i gotcha!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[BostonPatriot]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/spanka.gif

I AM NOT DEAD!!! DO YOU GET IT??? I AM NOT DEAD!!!

[Panhead0422]

Oh dear. Anger Management?http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/fk/hearts.gif

I don't need no stinking anger management. I am a professional at directing my anger at the closest target. I just can't understand why everybody leaves when I arrive. Could it be the Lochaber Ax I am casually swinging around?:think::think:

[Devorah :)]

I don't need no stinking anger management. I am a professional at directing my anger at the closest target. I just can't understand why everybody leaves when I arrive. Could it be the Lochaber Ax I am casually swinging around?:think::think:

must be......please use it only on the thread......

[BostonPatriot]

must be......please use it only on the thread......

It won't do any good. We're BAAA-AAAACKKKKKK
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/biggrininvasion.gif

[blazer]

are you scared now?

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[BostonPatriot]

are you scared now?

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked003.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm3d/3dbiggrin3.gifNo.

[blazer]

get some of this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHFVTQKqdQ

[BostonPatriot]

get some of this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHFVTQKqdQ

That thing looks like this thread:eh:

[blazer]

i know it iz ugly!

[BostonPatriot]

I AM THE THREAD, AND I AM COOL,
DON'T TRY TO KILL ME, DON'T BE A FOOL
http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm3d/3dcool.gif

[blazer]

I AM THE THREAD, AND I AM COOL,
DON'T TRY TO KILL ME, DON'T BE A FOOL
http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm3d/3dcool.gif

I can't beat that!

[BostonPatriot]

I can't beat that!

I win! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/eat_arrow.gif

[bitterclinger84]

Who ya gonna call?

THREAD BUSTERS!!!

http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/uacsmiley.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/uzi.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/constrector/burn.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/smileydies.gif

[Dragon1963]

This thread lives!

[free2B]

This thread lives!

not for long dragon:eh: I have shredded the thread

[BostonPatriot]

not for long dragon:eh: I have shredded the thread

I'm BAAAA-AAAAAACK http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/alien/laugh.gif

[free2B]

I win! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/eat_arrow.gif

hey bp why don't you munch down this thread 2:think:

[blazer]

this thread needs some of this!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry021.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[BostonPatriot]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/paladin/flamethrower.gif
The thread fights back!

[blazer]

Not for long!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[BostonPatriot]

YOU CAN'T KILL ME? GOT THAT? CAN'T ... KILL ... ME!
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sz/killtheimu.gif

[blazer]

Wanna bet?

[blazer]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent008.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[free2B]

YOU CAN'T KILL ME? GOT THAT? CAN'T ... KILL ... ME!
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sz/killtheimu.gif

ewwwwww scarey sendin' in reinforcements

[BostonPatriot]

ewwwwww scarey sendin' in reinforcements

It's working http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/3d.gif
This thread WILL NEVER DIE!!

[Devorah :)]

My plan for the thread:

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent033.gif

[Panhead0422]

If y'all wood kwit posting after this y'ere post, this y'ere thred wood be dun.

[Devorah :)]

i ugree with panhed. so let'z nobudy post no mor on dis here thred and it wil dai soon shure as hel. gee thankz fer tha ideeuh, panhed. yer so darn smart.

[BostonPatriot]

My plan for the thread:

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent033.gif

Life After People: This thread will STILL SURVIVE. You CAN NOT KILL ME!! Your plan will fail.

[blazer]

Life After People: This thread will STILL SURVIVE. You CAN NOT KILL ME!! Your plan will fail.

blah blah blah!

[BostonPatriot]

blah blah blah!

blah blah yourselfhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/cwm2.gif

[blazer]

Okay I'm getting my paddle now!

[blazer]

http://www.wku.edu/Library/onlinexh/bu/images/paddle.JPG

[BostonPatriot]

If the chainsaw, the bombs and the guns can't kill me, you think I'm afraid of a PADDLE?????? http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/crazya.gif
Bring it on, baby!!!

[BostonPatriot]

http://www.algonquinecolodge.com/images/photos/Paddle3.jpg

Here ... bring 'em on :)

[blazer]

You are going to be so sorry!

[Panhead0422]

If the chainsaw, the bombs and the guns can't kill me, you think I'm afraid of a PADDLE?????? http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/crazya.gif
Bring it on, baby!!!

Hey Blazer, do you still have that paddle that went up **** creek???:mrgreen::doh:

[BostonPatriot]

A paddle???? HAHAHA I'm coming in with the big stuff now
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/drowned/tank.gif

[bitterclinger84]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/spanka.gif

Take that, thread!!!

(Am I the only one who thinks that smilie is enjoying that a liiiiitle too much?)

[BostonPatriot]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/spanka.gif

Take that, thread!!!

(Am I the only one who thinks that smilie is enjoying that a liiiiitle too much?)

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/guus/booswolk2.gif
When will you understand? YOU CAN NOT KILL ME!!

[bitterclinger84]

*smiles sweetly*

Would you like a chocolate?

[BostonPatriot]

*smiles sweetly*

Would you like a chocolate?

The thread is too smart for that ... it is too smart to take a bribe. The thread has mutated and CANNOT BE KILLED http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/icw/013.gif

[bitterclinger84]

It's not a bribe! I'm just trying to be nice to the poor, abused thread.

http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/angels/newangel1.gif

How about a glass of wine, instead?

[BostonPatriot]

It's not a bribe! I'm just trying to be nice to the poor, abused thread.

http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/angels/newangel1.gif

How about a glass of wine, instead?

The thread says, "Oh, alright. You can't kill me anyway! What harm could it do?"http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/party/beerchug.gif

[bitterclinger84]

http://text.glitter-graphics.net/dolldev/r.gifhttp://text.glitter-graphics.net/dolldev/i.gifhttp://text.glitter-graphics.net/dolldev/p.gif (http://glitter-graphics.com/myspace/text_generator.php)

[BostonPatriot]

<singing>
I want to kill this thread,
I wish that it were dead,
Boom de yada, boom de yada,
Boom de yada, boom de yada

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5BxymuiAxQ

[Devorah :)]

ok, i will kill it for you then.... ;)

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent044.gif

[blazer]

yes chocolate :))

[Devorah :)]

poisoned chocolate! woohoo!

[BostonPatriot]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/big/evil.gif

I'm baaaaa-aaaaack!!!! AND YOU THOUGHT YOU KILLED ME!!! MUAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

[SisterMary]

It almost died! Here I am to save the day!!!

[BostonPatriot]

This thread will NEVER DIE!! NYAH!!!!! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/crazya.gif

[Devorah :)]

fightin dis thred iz jist no use...why don't we al jist be frends? *askz fergivnes of thred 'n makez offr uf frendship* *thred aksepts* Les drinc to our new frendship! *pourz a drinc for me 'n da thred* *spikez thred's drinc wid poizin* *givez toast* *thred 'n i emptee our glassez* *thred dies an agonizing horible terible deth*

[BostonPatriot]

*thred dies an agonizing horible terible deth*

THIS THRED DUZ NOT NEVER DIE NO HORIBLE DETH. THIS THRED DOESN'T DIE NEVER!!

This heer thred gets very angry http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/angryfire.gif when u say it will die.

[bitterclinger84]

*throws a party for the thread to celebrate it not dying*

Punch, Mr. Thread? :hug:

[blazer]

I'll punch this no goood forsaken thread!

[blazer]

fightin dis thred iz jist no use...why don't we al jist be frends? *askz fergivnes of thred 'n makez offr uf frendship* *thred aksepts* Les drinc to our new frendship! *pourz a drinc for me 'n da thred* *spikez thred's drinc wid poizin* *givez toast* *thred 'n i emptee our glassez* *thred dies an agonizing horible terible deth*

:))

[BostonPatriot]

I'll punch this no goood forsaken thread!

Do not punch the thread. That would make it angry. You wouldn't like it when it's angry.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/boxing_smiley.gif

[bitterclinger84]

*whispers to blaze*

Mebbe we can kill it with kindness. If we feed it enough junk, it will die of high cholestorol!

[BostonPatriot]

*whispers to blaze*

Mebbe we can kill it with kindness. If we feed it enough junk, it will die of high cholestorol!http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/hank_whisper/valantines.gif

[SisterMary]

NO, NO, NO. We cannot kill this thread. It's keeping us alive and engaged.

[bitterclinger84]

No kill? :((

[SisterMary]

NO! Killing is naughty.:snooty:

[BostonPatriot]

Do not think of killing the thread. The thread will come back to mock you.http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/DeNiro/toothy.gif

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Do not think of killing the thread. The thread will come back to mock you.http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/DeNiro/toothy.gif


.....or even worse, haunt us.....

[bitterclinger84]

Do not think of killing the thread. The thread will come back to mock you.http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/DeNiro/toothy.gif

No thanks, one ghost is enough for me! (My house is haunted. I'm pretty sure of it.)

[BostonPatriot]

http://s.rimg.info/501d5f190b7c2c661fe228da26687c62.gif (http://en.smiles.26l.com/smile.3449.html)

[blazer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHFVTQKqdQ

[FoxGranadaChuck]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ichfvtqkqdq


:)) :))

[blazer]

:)

[SisterMary]

OMG! We almost let it die! Luckily, I was here and able to bring it back.

It's baaaack!http://smilies.vidahost.com/kao/otn/pgridstars.gif

[BostonPatriot]

THE THREAD WILL NEVER DIE. IT MAY LIE DORMANT FOR A LONG LONG TIME. BUT IT IS ALWAYS ALIVE. IT WILL NEVER DIE. AND IT MAY COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/big/bigsmirk4.gif

[Panhead0422]

THE THREAD WILL NEVER DIE. IT MAY LIE DORMANT FOR A LONG LONG TIME. BUT IT IS ALWAYS ALIVE. IT WILL NEVER DIE. AND IT MAY COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/big/bigsmirk4.gif

Ah reckon that ah'll hav ter 'member to feel hainted.

Ah'ed rather be hainted than hunted. Ah'm tarred o' seein' mah pitcher on t' post office wahl.

[Ardathair]

If I had started this thread it would be long dead, just like any other thread start.

Any way to get one of my posts ahead of the OP in order to kill it? :think:

[BostonPatriot]

You can't kill this thread. It has mutated. If you kill one, another one will take its place. THIS THREAD WILL NOT DIE!!!!!!
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/biggrininvasion.gif

[free2B]

the thread mutated into spaghetti and I et it:mrgreen:

[BostonPatriot]

It's BAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAACK. It mutated some more
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/owen/council.gif

[Panhead0422]

the thread mutated into spaghetti and I et it:mrgreen:

Sauced again?:whistle::whistle:

[free2B]

Sauced again?:whistle::whistle:

:))

[BostonPatriot]

Just when you thought it was safe :mrgreen:
IT'S BAAAAAA-AAAAAACK!!!!! THE THREAD IS ALIVE!!!!
http://bestsmileys.com/evil/4.gif

[free2B]

its a ghost

[blazer]

boo!

[BostonPatriot]

GO THREAD!! YAY THREAD!!
http://bestsmileys.com/cheering/1.gif

[blazer]

:))

[Devorah :)]

time to call ghost busters

[Devorah :)]

*sees thread* *grabs gun* *shoots thread full of holes* *wakes up to find it all a dream*

[Panhead0422]

*sees thread* *grabs gun* *shoots thread full of holes* *wakes up to find it all a dream*


Devorah goes back to sleep and discovers that "waking up" was all part of the NIGHTMARE. :whistle::whistle::mrgreen:

[Devorah :)]

nightmare? it was a GREAT dream!!!!!

[blazer]

flushes thread down toilet.

[BostonPatriot]

THE THREAD IS BAAAAA-AAAAACK! IT'S NOT A DREAM .... IT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMAREhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/icw/020.gif

[blazer]

I made myself wake up! so the thread can't hurt me anymore!

[Devorah :)]

*has a nice dream about unraveling thread* *wakes up and finds it true*

[BostonPatriot]

DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE THREAD'S DEMISE. THE THREAD DOES NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT ITS DEMISE. DO NOT TALK ABOUT FLUSHING THE THREAD DOWN THE TOILET OR UNRAVELING IT.

http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/big/disgust.gif
THE THREAD IS BACK. YOU CANNOT KILL THE THREAD. GET USED TO IT.

[Devorah :)]

i don't care. this lame thread can not scare me. i will continue to dream of butchering, stabing, unraveling, poisoning, beheading, beating, burning and abusing the thread!!! nothing can stop me! bwahaha!

[BostonPatriot]

i don't care. this lame thread can not scare me. i will continue to dream of butchering, stabing, unraveling, poisoning, beheading, beating, burning and abusing the thread!!! nothing can stop me! bwahaha!
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/dvv/esmil.gif

[blazer]

oooh I'm real scared now!

[Devorah :)]

aw, don't be afraid! that thread can't hurt you! it's bark is worse than it's bite. trust me. don't listen to BP. he exagerates.

[blazer]

i know Dev!

[Devorah :)]

y'know blazer, it iz BP whatz keepin dis stupid thred ulive. we need to dich him an then we kin git rid uv da thred!

[BostonPatriot]

y'know blazer, it iz BP whatz keepin dis stupid thred ulive. we need to dich him an then we kin git rid uv da thred!

Ah dun hurd dat. :))

[Devorah :)]

that duzn't matter. We'z gonna get yoo aneehow! so wach out!

[BostonPatriot]

that duzn't matter. We'z gonna get yoo aneehow! so wach out!

ooooh .... izz ah suppozed too be real skeered an' stuff like dat?

[Devorah :)]

naw. we wil git yoo wen yoo leest expekt it so yoo kin go about yer normul life fer now.

[SisterMary]

I will help rescue the thread! The thread cannot die.

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/chapel/bigfrogs/bigfrog.gif

[free2B]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/dvv/esmil.gif

smurfs are vulnerable so smurf this smurfing thread:drool:

[BostonPatriot]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/kao/otn/blobsilly.gif
THREAD ... WILL ... NOT ... DIE ...

[blazer]

are you the thread or is the thread you?

[BostonPatriot]

TOLD YOU BEFORE ....DO ... NOT ... TRY TO CONFUSE ... THREAD....http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/blobs/0000007.gif

[blazer]

what are you gonna do about it? :razz:

[Devorah :)]

*thread commits suicide* :D

[Panhead0422]

TOLD YOU BEFORE ....DO ... NOT ... TRY TO CONFUSE ... THREAD....http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/blobs/0000007.gif

Sorry, but we would have to work too hard to not confuse this idiot thread.

:doh::whistle::whistle:

[Devorah :)]

*thread commits suicide* :D

the funeral for the thread will be at 3pm tomorrow.

[blazer]

for the thread.

http://www.texasmusicguide.com/images/eddy-casket.jpg

[Devorah :)]

should there be a viewing or would that just make people sick?

[Panhead0422]

should there be a viewing or would that just make people sick?

That depends.

Is it an open or closed casket funeral???

:whistle::whistle:

[BostonPatriot]

http://bestsmileys.com/hitting/16.gif

CANNOT ... KILL ... THREAD .. IT ..WILL ... COME BACK...

[Panhead0422]

http://bestsmileys.com/hitting/16.gif

CANNOT ... KILL ... THREAD .. IT ..WILL ... COME BACK...

I can kill it as often as it can come back.

[free2B]

id caint com bak dis heah tred is ded

[blazer]

:))

[free2B]

:))

u caint laf ad a ded tred

[blazer]

hid an waaach

[free2B]

hid an waaach

jes weard u hid id

[blazer]

yule neber no

[free2B]

I no n ow:snooty:

[blazer]

u dooba?

[free2B]

u kilt id yaaaa

[Panhead0422]

R u shur?

[blazer]

heez shur

[BostonPatriot]

heez shur

IT'S BAAAAA-AAAACK
http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/big/evil.gif

[Panhead0422]

it's ddddeeeeaaaadddd!!!!!

[free2B]

good one head you kilt it:clap:

[Panhead0422]

good one head you kilt it:clap:

Say what?

I didn't put a skirt on it.


I moidered it. :mrgreen:

[free2B]

Say what?

I didn't put a skirt on it.


I moidered it. :mrgreen:

at least you dressed it foist:))

[blazer]

I Keel you!

[bitterclinger84]

I keel you til you dead!!!

[SisterMary]

No. It will never die! I won't let it!

[blazer]

Don't give the thread love, it will die then!

[BostonPatriot]

i keel you!
i don't theeeeeeeeenk sooo!!

[blazer]

i don't theeeeeeeeenk sooo!!

hide and watch! :))

[free2B]

I am packing my cannon with shrapnel back off if you want to stay alive while dis heah tred diiiiiiiiiis:twisted:

[BostonPatriot]

Cannon???? This thread ain't afraid of no cannon:))
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/BoomSmilie_anim.gif

[bitterclinger84]

Thread? We don't need no stinkin' thread!!!

[Dragon1963]

I figured that this thread would be dead by now. I guess I'm not the only one who wishes it to live.

[BostonPatriot]

Just when you thought it was safe ! The thread comes out of hidinghttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/campersmiley.gif

[bitterclinger84]

Just when you thought it was safe ! The thread comes out of hidinghttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/violent/campersmiley.gif

Ok, anyone who can shoot a gun that's bigger than they are....wins.

I concede defeat to da thread....

[SisterMary]

Yay, Thread!!

[Panhead0422]

Thread Dead.

[free2B]

Thread? We don't need no stinkin' thread!!!

I'm useing this thread to fix a hole in my pants any objections:twisted:
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
and stops my mind from wandering
where it will go
I'm filling the cracks that ran though the door
and kept my mind from wandering
where it will go

[Panhead0422]

Time to add another mindless post.

[BostonPatriot]

Thread Dead.
Not quite ...

[free2B]

theirs no thread left but the hole in my pants is fixed:liar:

[BostonPatriot]

bada boom bada bing! [sfx: rim shot!]

[free2B]

I am giving you fair warning stay away from this thread it is about to be c4ed:eek:

[Panhead0422]

theirs no thread left but the hole in my pants is fixed:liar:

Darned it????:whistle::)):))

[free2B]

sew what:wall: head can't save dis thread it is already gone:arrow:

[Panhead0422]

I am giving you fair warning stay away from this thread it is about to be c4ed:eek:

FIRE IN THE HOLE!


FIRE IN THE HOLE!!


FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

Twists detonator handle while looking over top of barrier, loses head, thread laughs.

:mrgreen::)):))

[BostonPatriot]

sew what:wall: head can't save dis thread it is already gone:arrow:
Ooooooohhhh.... wise guy.... woowoowoo

[free2B]

FIRE IN THE HOLE!


FIRE IN THE HOLE!!


FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

Twists detonator handle while looking over top of barrier, loses head, thread laughs.

:mrgreen::)):))

thread lafs its last:))

[Panhead0422]

sew what:wall: head can't save dis thread it is already gone:arrow:


You old Sew and Sew.

[free2B]

Ooooooohhhh.... wise guy.... woowoowoo

better duck :whistle:head:whistle:

[BostonPatriot]

You old Sew and Sew.
why yooooouuuuuu [gong]

[free2B]

why yooooouuuuuu [gong]

T-Rex - Bang a Gong (Get It On)

Well you're dirty and sweet, clad in black
Don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of a hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

Chorus:
Get it on, bang the gong , get it on
Get it on, bang the gong, get it on

You're built like a car, you've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, oh yeah
You're an untamed youth that's the truth with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

Repeat chorus

You're windy and wild, you've got the blues in your shoes and your
stockings
You're windy and wild, oh yeah
You're built like a car, you've got a hub cap diamond star halo
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

Repeat chorus

You're dirty and sweet, clad in black, don't look back
And I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
You dance when you walk so let's dance, take a chance, understand me
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl.

[BostonPatriot]

Sunday morning .. and just when you least expect it THE THREAD COMES BACK TO LIFE :twisted:

[bitterclinger84]

*yawns*

Hi thread.

[free2B]

FIRE IN THE HOLE!


FIRE IN THE HOLE!!


FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

Twists detonator handle while looking over top of barrier, loses head, thread laughs.

:mrgreen::)):))

now you are just pan:))

[free2B]

*yawns*

Hi thread.

you can not repeat can not say hi to a ded thred:doh:

[BostonPatriot]

you can not repeat can not say hi to a ded thred:doh:
The thread is not -- repeat -- is NOT dead :mrgreen:

[Trinka]

Kicking the tread on the thread....Yep...Looks pretty dead to me..

[BostonPatriot]

http://bestsmileys.com/evil/8.gif
The thread is NOT dead...

[blazer]

oooh scarey thread!

[BostonPatriot]

oooh scarey thread!
http://bestsmileys.com/eek/11.gif

[blazer]

funny thread now!

[Trinka]

Wow! Is that thing doing jumping jacks or what? :razz:

[BostonPatriot]

I didn't hear you... You said you wanted to do WHAT to the thread? Oh.... KILL IT???? AHHHAHAHAHAAAA http://bestsmileys.com/lol/5.gif

[bitterclinger84]

or is it mooning us? can't quite tell...

[blazer]

Wow! Is that thing doing jumping jacks or what? :razz:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/spinsugarspin/49211246/

[Trinka]

Looks like jumping Jills doing jumping jacks! oops...one's about to lose her shirt! lol

[free2B]

http://bestsmileys.com/eek/11.gif

The Beatles Lyrics

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
and stops my mind from wandering
where it will go
I'm filling the cracks that ran though the door
and kept my mind from wandering
where it will go

And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong
I'm right where I belong
I'm right where I belong
See the people standing there
who disagree and never win
and wonder why they don't get in my door

I'm painting my room in a colorful way,
and when my mind is wandering
there I will go

And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong
I'm right where I belong
I'm right where I belong
Silly people run around
they worry me and never ask me
why they don't get past my door

I'm taking my time for a number of things
that weren't important yesterday
and I still go

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
and stops my mind from wandering
where it will go
where it will go
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in
and stops my mind from wandering
where it will go

[blazer]

This is what this thread needs!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[SisterMary]

It doesn't matter what you do. It will never, ever die.

[BostonPatriot]

http://bestsmileys.com/shooting2/3.gif
You can shoo this thread 'til the cows come home ... IT WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!

[SisterMary]

http://bestsmileys.com/shooting2/3.gif
You can shoo this thread 'til the cows come home ... IT WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!

http://smilies.vidahost.com/kao/otn/pcheers1.gif

[BostonPatriot]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/kao/otn/pvalentinekiss.gifLove your thread. Don't let it die!

[SisterMary]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/big/biggrin.gif

[free2B]

This is what this thread needs!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

hou mini tyms duz i has tew tl youz peepls dis ttred iz ded yo kaint klz id

[blazer]

But BP keeps bringin it back to life!

[SisterMary]

NO, NO, NO! I will cry if it dies! You don't want to make me cry, do you?
http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/big/cry.gif

[BostonPatriot]

hou mini tyms duz i has tew tl youz peepls dis ttred iz ded yo kaint klz iddis tredd is not dedd. If it is ded why duzz it keep coming bakk too life?

[free2B]

dis tredd is not dedd. If it is ded why duzz it keep coming bakk too life?

youze guz dint kls id

[blazer]

NO, NO, NO! I will cry if it dies! You don't want to make me cry, do you?
http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/big/cry.gif

why cuz you love this thread?

[free2B]

u jes kant tawk tw ded treds

[SisterMary]

why cuz you love this thread?
It's the only one I'm not responsible for killing! I gotta love it!http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/love/malelovies.gif

[Trinka]

A lil CPR It lives! It lives!

[blazer]

mouth to mouth to save the thread!

[Dragon1963]

Welcome to thread saving 101.
You Professor is Dean Dragon1963.