Thread Killers Anonymous

[Dragon1963]

It's duck season not thread season.

[free2B]

you better duck and quick:eek:

[Dragon1963]

Look! Its Rabbit season!

[Panhead0422]

No, it's THREAD SEASON.

[free2B]

lets see what do I need a scissors some matches and a question no one can answer, is stardust real?

[THE LIGHT]

yup

[THE LIGHT]

No, it's THREAD SEASON.

yes, and this one is haning on by a thread.

[blazer]

then snip snip, it is gone!

[Dragon1963]

I make the amazing catch that saves the thread from certain death and resecure it with steel cable.

[nointed]

Ya know... there comes this feeling.. I wonder, if I post on here, will I be the last, the actual one to kill the thread? I even debated whether to post here. LOL now.. is this paranoia or am I really "THE THREAD KILLER" !!!!!!!:redface:

[Dragon1963]

Not this time.

[free2B]

I proclaim you official thread killer nointed:dance: every one else put dragon on ignore:eh: and the thread will die an unnatural death:boohoo:

[Panhead0422]

I make the amazing catch that saves the thread from certain death and resecure it with steel cable.

That popping sound you heard was me lighting my oxy-acetylene torch. The scream you heard was the thread falling five hundred feet.

[Devorah :)]

And the thread falls! Splat! Yes!!!!! the thread is finally dead! Woohoo! *dances a happy dance*

[Devorah :)]

*walks over to spot where thread fell* *jumps up and down on thread to make sure it is really dead*

[blazer]

way to go Dev kill that thing!

[Devorah :)]

Will do, blazer! *squishes thread till there is nothing left but squishy mush* *squishes some more*

[Devorah :)]

hmmmm.....the thread looks like a puddle now! woohoo! yipee! the thread MUST be dead!

[blazer]

the thread is crying! poor baby. :evil:

[Devorah :)]

poor baby?!?!? Wicked baby!!!!!

[blazer]

bad bad baby!

[Devorah :)]

dead baby!

[Devorah :)]

well, now that the thread is squished, we don't have to worry about it coming back.... though it's still hard to believe, i finally killed the thread! wahoo!
*dances* *feels proud of self*

[blazer]

Way to go Dev! woo hoo!

[THE LIGHT]

Alot going on in here.:D

In fact, this is the most life this thread has had in a Loooooooong time!:whistle:

[Devorah :)]

Ooooooo don't say that! Don't use "life" and "this thread" together in the same sentence! Ahg! This thread is DEAD!

[blazer]

Dev! The thread is raising up again!

[THE LIGHT]

It's it's it's ..... it's ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[free2B]

It's it's it's ..... it's ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

its impossible:wall: this threads been squished mushed splatted and blasted:boohoo: you are merely seeing a ghostly shadow:twisted: of the thread:eek: shut off the light:idea: and it will disappear

[blazer]

The ghost thread?

[Panhead0422]

Worse, A ZOMBIE GHOST THREAD!!!!!

It and we are now DOUBLY DAMNED!!!!

[Ardathair]

Atleast we know its not a vampire. It has seen the light of day too many times for that, besides a stake through the heart didn't stop it.

[Dragon1963]

Yes, this thread is now doomed to eternal undeath.

[rckirby]

yes, this thread is now doomed to eternal undeath.

not................

[free2B]

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[Dragon1963]

Hi, I'm back.

[Panhead0422]

That's nice, but what does it have to do with the price of rice in China?

:doh::whistle::mrgreen:

[Ardathair]

That's nice, but what does it have to do with the price of rice in China?

:doh::whistle::mrgreen:

The Chinese have reverence for the dead, so the dead set prices in China for all comon comodities, rice and tea especially. :lol:

[Panhead0422]

The Chinese have reverence for the dead, so the dead set prices in China for all comon comodities, rice and tea especially. :lol:

Well I guess that that will teach me to ask a stupid question. You always get a stupid answer. :lol::lol::lol:

[Dragon1963]

Well I guess that that will teach me to ask a stupid question. You always get a stupid answer. :lol::lol::lol:


Yeah, you couldn't even get the quote right. Its actually,

What's that got to do with the price of eggs in China.

[Devorah :)]

how do you kill a ghost?

[blazer]

you take it's host away.

[Devorah :)]

how do you do that?

[blazer]

I don't know lol

[Devorah :)]

aw man! we gotta get rid of it somehow! *thinks*

[blazer]

hmmmm what to do?

[Devorah :)]

*ponders how to remedy the interesting situation* *scratches head*

[blazer]

I know you put it in a cage with chains and drop it on the ocean floor!

[RayMan]

Yeah, you couldn't even get the quote right. Its actually,

What's that got to do with the price of eggs in China.

Both wrong. No wonder you can't kill this thread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Price_of_tea_in_China

[Devorah :)]

I know you put it in a cage with chains and drop it on the ocean floor!


Yeah! with lots of weights tied on! *goes and fetches cage* *grabs some really heavy stuff to tie on to it*

[blazer]

Yeah! with lots of weights tied on! *goes and fetches cage* *grabs some really heavy stuff to tie on to it*

Now we are talkin sis!

[Devorah :)]

Hey blazer! Can you help me catch the thread and put it in the cage? Please?! *tries to wrestle with thread*

[blazer]

I have some bait for it that it can't resist!

[Devorah :)]

Oh good! *watches thread follow bait into cage* *shuts cage behind thread and locks it* Hey blazer, can you help me carry this into my boat so we can go way out to sea and dump it?

[blazer]

Oh good! *watches thread follow bait into cage* *shuts cage behind thread and locks it* Hey blazer, can you help me carry this into my boat so we can go way out to sea and dump it?

We're gonna have to find another way! It will sink the boat!

[Devorah :)]

well, how 'bout askin' the navy if we can borrow one of their big boats, like a carrier or something?

[blazer]

well, how 'bout askin' the navy if we can borrow one of their big boats, like a carrier or something?

Oh that is a great idea!

[Devorah :)]

*goes to ask the admiral* *hopes he says yes*

[blazer]

*goes to ask the admiral* *hopes he says yes*

he said yes! :dance:

[Devorah :)]

woohooo! could you help me load the thread onto this carrier?

[blazer]

woohooo! could you help me load the thread onto this carrier?

Let's get those handsome sailors to do it!

[Devorah :)]

Ok! *asks sailors to lift thread onto boat* *watches as it takes fifty men to lift the thread* *sets sail in carrier*

[blazer]

Ok! *asks sailors to lift thread onto boat* *watches as it takes fifty men to lift the thread* *sets sail in carrier*

and she winks at that blonde eyed blue haired one.

[Devorah :)]

blond eyes and blue hair! yuck!

[blazer]

:))

[Devorah :)]

ok, stop that laughing and help me steer this thing!

[blazer]

yes ma'am!

[Devorah :)]

ok, we are now a hundred miles off shore. should we dump it overboard now?

[Dragon1963]

Have you forgotten that a ghost can slip through the bars of the cage. All that work and all you've got is an empty cage with a well fed ghost thread.

[blazer]

it isn't a ghost anymore!

[Devorah :)]

yeah! it came back from the dead and so is a zombie, not a ghost....

so help me dump it overboard!

[blazer]

ok one two three here goes nothin!

[Devorah :)]

*watches the thread sink down to the uttermost depths of the deep* *is so happy* BWAHAHA!

[Devorah :)]

*laughs* *sings* *dances* *rejoices* The thread is DEAD! Halelujah!

[blazer]

the thred iz ded the wicked wicked thred is ded!

[Devorah :)]

Ding dong! the thread is dead! which old thread? the wicked thread! Ding dong! the wicked thread is dead!

[blazer]

oh no I hear a rumble!

[Devorah :)]

*plugs ears*

[Panhead0422]

*plugs ears*

Feels tap on shoulder, looks over shoulder and sees thread. Runs screaming over rail of ship. Thread laughs uproariously.

[Devorah :)]

*rescues panhead* *trains all of the ships guns on the thread* *takes aim...*

[Devorah :)]

One! Two! Three! FIRE! *thread gets blasted* *thread is dead*

[Devorah :)]

*shouts* Hip-hip-hurray! *dances a jig with blazer and panhead and all the sailors* *some sailors are playing concertina, harmonica and guitar while we dance* *party party party*

[blazer]

*shouts* Hip-hip-hurray! *dances a jig with blazer and panhead and all the sailors* *some sailors are playing concertina, harmonica and guitar while we dance* *party party party*

woo hoo! nuthin like a ded thred!

[Ardathair]

One! Two! Three! FIRE! *thread gets blasted* *thread is dead*

It already survived a broadside from the USS Wisconsin. What makes you think your popguns will have any effect?

[free2B]

It already survived a broadside from the USS Wisconsin. What makes you think your popguns will have any effect?

:shifty:it has also survived a previous broadside from the USS North Carolina:flag: I suggest a subtler approach:whistle: lets blast this thread into deep spacex:razz:

[Ardathair]

:shifty:it has also survived a previous broadside from the USS North Carolina:flag: I suggest a subtler approach:whistle: lets blast this thread into deep spacex:razz:

That won't kill it. It will just be sent to the 25th century Buck Rogers style.

[Panhead0422]

That won't kill it. It will just be sent to the 25th century Buck Rogers style.
Lets try putting it in a shuttle tied to a nuclear device with a timer set to detonate when it reaches the sun, set the auto controls for a course to the sun and........

[rckirby]

Lets try putting it in a shuttle tied to a nuclear device with a timer set to detonate when it reaches the sun, set the auto controls for a course to the sun and........


Poof????

[Dragon1963]

No poof. Whomever did the math didn't convert from metric to imperial measurements and the nuke was a dud.

[free2B]

dragon if you don't immediately give this thread a fire blast I am reporting you

[Dragon1963]

This thread would survive even being dropped into the depths of Mt. Doom.

[Devorah :)]

I vote we try panhead's idea. the question is, where do we get the nuclear thing panhead mentioned? Should we ask North Korea if we can borrow one of theirs?

[free2B]

I vote we try panhead's idea. the question is, where do we get the nuclear thing panhead mentioned? Should we ask North Korea if we can borrow one of theirs?

good idea devorah or maybe Iran will let us drop it in their peaceful reactor:eh:

[free2B]

This thread would survive even being dropped into the depths of Mt. Doom.

with gollum hangin' on the end of it:naughty:

[Panhead0422]

dragon if you don't immediately give this thread a fire blast I am reporting you


No flame. Dragon didn't do the math correctly. It didn't convert from metric to imperial measurements. The flame became a blow torch as it went out the backside. I am glad that you were standing to the side and only got your eye brows singed off. :whistle::whistle::))







Hides in deep freezer.

[Dragon1963]

No flame. Dragon didn't do the math correctly. It didn't convert from metric to imperial measurements. The flame became a blow torch as it went out the backside. I am glad that you were standing to the side and only got your eye brows singed off. :whistle::whistle::))



Hides in deep freezer.

Do you really think hiding will help you. :evil:

[free2B]

ummm dragon it is the thread we are trying to destroy not the head:wall:

[Dragon1963]

I'm trying to keep the thread alive, not kill it.

[free2B]

I'm trying to keep the thread alive, not kill it.

you need to unfold those leathery wings and fly off dragon this thread is for threadkillers only:rolleyes:

[Dragon1963]

But this is our therapy thread where we try to be good forum members and end our thread killing ways.

[Dreamy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Signs/closed.gif

[blazer]

the end.

[free2B]

But this is our therapy thread where we try to be good forum members and end our thread killing ways.

oh excuse me......
loads thread into capsule dum da dum dum, accurately converts measurement dee dee deedle dee, aims for alpha centuri la de da da, checks in with nasa for go ahead tweedle le de, everything aok doh dee doh doh, 7654321:boohoo: bye bye thread:dance:

[blazer]

that was cute!

[THE LIGHT]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/Signs/closed.gif

http://flow.curtin.edu.au/local/images/approved.gif

[Ardathair]

I think this thread has become a virus.



I've developed a remedy.



I'll inject Blazer and Dreamy.



The rest of you are SOL. :D

[Dragon1963]

Sets up couch and hangs fake diplomas on thread. There all I need now are 12 steps to stop thread killing and we're all ready to go.

:angel:

[free2B]

insane maniac with short interval of sannity slashes up thread with butcher knife throws it in a barrel pours gas on top throws in match runs like hell laughing and screaming I am the thread killer I am the threadkiller I amthethreadkillerIamthethreadkiller:)):)):)):)):)) :)):)):)):)):))

[Dreamy]

insane maniac with short interval of sannity slashes up thread with butcher knife throws it in a barrel pours gas on top throws in match runs like hell laughing and screaming I am the thread killer I am the threadkiller I amthethreadkillerIamthethreadkiller:)):)):)):)):)) :)):)):)):)):))

You may have killed this thread from excessive laughing smilies.

[blazer]

I think this thread has become a virus.



I've developed a remedy.



I'll inject Blazer and Dreamy.



The rest of you are SOL. :D

Ty for finding the cure!

[Panhead0422]

Sets up couch and hangs fake diplomas on thread. There all I need now are 12 steps to stop thread killing and we're all ready to go.

:angel:

UUUUHHHHH, stepping on the thread 12 times might just kill it.:pray::pray:

[Panhead0422]

oh excuse me......
loads thread into capsule dum da dum dum, accurately converts measurement dee dee deedle dee, aims for alpha centuri la de da da, checks in with nasa for go ahead tweedle le de, everything aok doh dee doh doh, 7654321:boohoo: bye bye thread:dance:

Uhh, Free, I am sure that you are not going to want to hear this, but, while you had your back turned counting down, the thread sneeked off of the rocket. It is hiding in your hair. :mrgreen::doh::)):))

[blazer]

Uhh, Free, I am sure that you are not going to want to hear this, but, while you had your back turned counting down, the thread sneeked off of the rocket. It is hiding in your hair. :mrgreen::doh::)):))

:))

[Panhead0422]

This is ABSOLUTELY THE LAST POST THAT MAY BE POSTED IN THIS THREAD.

[Dragon1963]

Should have thought about that before I noticed the thread was still alive.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Should have thought about that before I noticed the thread was still alive.


:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

[Dragon1963]

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Panhead0422]

If you don't quit flaming this thread I am going to report you to.....

uh, never mind, nobody really cares.

[CaffeineHat]

I usually leave the thread, turn around 3 times, spit, swear and ask to come in again. Sometimes that doesn't work though and the thread just dies...

[Devorah :)]

*waterboards the thread*

[Devorah :)]

*puts the thread on the rack*

[Devorah :)]

*beats the thread to death* MWAHAHAHA! The thread is dead!

[blazer]

Picks thread up and feeds it a poisonous apple! Thread dies a horrible death!

[Devorah :)]

it wasn't like the apple that the queen gave to snow white, right? Then you would be able to kiss the thread and it would come back to life. But I don't think the thread has a true love so we are ok.

[free2B]

*beats the thread to death* MWAHAHAHA! The thread is dead!

hey devorah give it up until :mrgreen:dragon:whistle: :redface: fireblasts:redface: this thread it ain't gittin' ded:wall:

[blazer]

it wasn't like the apple that the queen gave to snow white, right? Then you would be able to kiss the thread and it would come back to life. But I don't think the thread has a true love so we are ok.

oh no! We are in trouble becuz there is someone for everyone!:eek:

[Devorah :)]

oh no! We are in trouble becuz there is someone for everyone!:eek:

We shouldn't have to really worry....nobody loves this thread....

[Dragon1963]

Funny I thought this thread loved me. :D

[Devorah :)]

go away dragon. and whatever you do, don't kiss that thread!!!!!!!!!!

[blazer]

I will kiss that thread with a bomb!

[Devorah :)]

woohoo! who should light the fuse?

[blazer]

Here ya go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_mWRIY45Yk&feature=related

[Devorah :)]

that was great! Now it can't come back! (unless some weirdo kisses the scattered fragments of thread, we are safe)

[Dragon1963]

go away dragon. and whatever you do, don't kiss that thread!!!!!!!!!!

But this thread is my one "true" love. :lol:

[Devorah :)]

But this thread is my one "true" love. :lol:

i can tell by the quotes that you are lying

[Dragon1963]

Still I'm going to see if this thread thinks I'm it's true love. :angel:

*kisses thread*

[Devorah :)]

*nothing happens* The thread must not think you are its true love

[blazer]

oh Lord not again!

[Devorah :)]

what? we are safe! the thread is not in love with dragon so dragon's kiss won't help it!

[Dragon1963]

*Lights BBQ grill and starts grilling bacon*

That should wake the thread.

[Devorah :)]

what if the thread eats only kosher or halal?

[Dragon1963]

Then I'll have to break out the chocolate.

[Devorah :)]

this thread hates sweets

[Dragon1963]

Chocolate doesn't have to be sweet.

[blazer]

Don't give this wicked thread roses!

[Devorah :)]

Chocolate doesn't have to be sweet.

Then you must be talking about baking chocolate or that 70% cocao stuff.....yuck!

[Dragon1963]

Then you must be talking about baking chocolate or that 70% cocao stuff.....yuck!

I'm also talking Aztec chocolate. A concoction of chilli peppers, pure cocoa, and water.

Have I mentioned I'm a chocoholic. :D

[Dragon1963]

Don't give this wicked thread roses!

Hmmm.......Roses, eh! where can I find roses..........:angel:

[Lie Sniper]

Yes I've killed threads :redface:

Sometimes it was an accident!:mrgreen:

[Devorah :)]

Hmmm.......Roses, eh! where can I find roses..........:angel:

The thread is dead! blazer poisoned with a poisoned apple! Only a kiss (from its true love) can bring it back, not roses.....sorry, t'won't work Mwahahaha
Of course, if you meant roses for its grave, that's OK :D

[blazer]

The thread is dead! blazer poisoned with a poisoned apple! Only a kiss (from its true love) can bring it back, not roses.....sorry, t'won't work Mwahahaha
Of course, if you meant roses for its grave, that's OK :D

:))

[bitterclinger84]

:))

You know blazer, for a thread killer, the threads you start seem to do exceptionally well. A dual personality perhaps?

[free2B]

The thread is dead! blazer poisoned with a poisoned apple! Only a kiss (from its true love) can bring it back, not roses.....sorry, t'won't work Mwahahaha
Of course, if you meant roses for its grave, that's OK :D

a kiss for the thread:whistle:
the kiss of death that is:twisted:

[blazer]

You know blazer, for a thread killer, the threads you start seem to do exceptionally well. A dual personality perhaps?

I don't know about that!

[bitterclinger84]

I don't know about that!

I dunno...I'm thinking maybe :)

[blazer]

I dunno...I'm thinking maybe :)

ty for the compliment!

[bitterclinger84]

ty for the compliment!

Anytime!

[free2B]

killin' the thread w/ small talk blaze?

[blazer]

I don't know, am I?

[free2B]

seems that way

[blazer]

tell me how to kill it then!

[Dragon1963]

The thread is dead! blazer poisoned with a poisoned apple! Only a kiss (from its true love) can bring it back, not roses.....sorry, t'won't work Mwahahaha
Of course, if you meant roses for its grave, that's OK :D

Seems very much alive to me.

[free2B]

dose it toast it roast it ghost it post it then boast about it

[free2B]

back off dragon I have excalibur

[Dragon1963]

Thanks free. I needed a toothpick.

[bitterclinger84]

killin' the thread w/ small talk blaze?

Seems to me that if this is true, I get some of the credit seeing as how I was the small-talk-instigator :lol:

[free2B]

Thanks free. I needed a toothpick.

have fun removeing it

[bitterclinger84]

have fun removeing it

Are we seriously going to let the "Excalibur as a toothpick" bit kill this thread? Aren't we better than that?!

[theant]

I has kilt many. All the others on this group are only wannabes. In a real thread I am more lethal than nightshade.

[bitterclinger84]

Shh...don't tell anyone...but I think I just killed a thread!! :eek:

[Mustang JEB]

Shh...don't tell anyone...but I think I just killed a thread!! :eek:

No you didn't.

[Lie Sniper]

You people really need to evaluate your use of time!

I mean really, how much time have you wasted on this thread?
Are there not more productive things you could be doing?
How many of you are at work, being paid to perform other tasks yet are wasting time on this thread?
How many of you are ignoring your spouse, children or other duties around your household, and selfishly choose to waste time on this thread?

Wouldn't your time be of better use by being a responsible contributing member of society.
Go get all those responsibilities taken care of, show your family that you love them, show your boss that you're not a time wasting bum!
If your at work, do what you are paid to do!
If you're at home, play with your kids, spent time with your spouse, do some volunteer work! Get all those things done around the house!

You should be ashamed of yourselves!
I'm done with this thread and you should be too!

ETA- No need for answers to my questions they were all rhetorical.















/end of thread/:mrgreen:

[bitterclinger84]

No you didn't.

*Whew*!

[rckirby]

You people really need to evaluate your use of time!

I mean really, how much time have you wasted on this thread?
Are there not more productive things you could be doing?
How many of you are at work, being paid to perform other tasks yet are wasting time on this thread?
How many of you are ignoring your spouse, children or other duties around your household, and selfishly choose to waste time on this thread?

Wouldn't your time be of better use by being a responsible contributing member of society.
Go get all those responsibilities taken care of, show your family that you love them, show your boss that you're not a time wasting bum!
If your at work, do what you are paid to do!
If you're at home, play with your kids, spent time with your spouse, do some volunteer work! Get all those things done around the house!

You should be ashamed of yourselves!
I'm done with this thread and you should be too!

ETA- No need for answers to my questions they were all rhetorical.















/end of thread/:mrgreen:


I need to get a life. I worry too much about the death of this thread.

[bitterclinger84]

I need to get a life. I worry too much about the death of this thread.

I have nightmares about the death of this thread. It haunts my every waking moment. I'm considering seeking therapy.

[Dragon1963]

I keep this thread alive just for the fun of it.

[Lie Sniper]

:))
Well I finally found a thread I can't kill!

I used some of my most obnoxious material and still you guys continue to post.
This truly is a support thread. :hug:

Or its just stubborn determination. :D

[Dragon1963]

We're rather stubborn around here.

[bitterclinger84]

Stubborn gets my vote too!! :hug:

[Mustang JEB]

*Whew*!


Don't worry, the thread resurrection squad is on patrol!:D

[Dragon1963]

I'm always prowling in here to keep this thread alive.

[RayMan]

I'm always prowling in here to keep this thread alive.

I thought eternal death was the prognosis for this thread.

[Lie Sniper]

I thought eternal death was the prognosis for this thread.

Ah yes one of my victims.

Sorry about infiltrating your post count thread and then killing it. :mrgreen:

[rckirby]

Oh crap, with all my thread killing "talent's", this is still here????????????????????

[free2B]

You people really need to evaluate your use of time!

I mean really, how much time have you wasted on this thread?
Are there not more productive things you could be doing?
How many of you are at work, being paid to perform other tasks yet are wasting time on this thread?
How many of you are ignoring your spouse, children or other duties around your household, and selfishly choose to waste time on this thread?

Wouldn't your time be of better use by being a responsible contributing member of society.
Go get all those responsibilities taken care of, show your family that you love them, show your boss that you're not a time wasting bum!
If your at work, do what you are paid to do!
If you're at home, play with your kids, spent time with your spouse, do some volunteer work! Get all those things done around the house!

You should be ashamed of yourselves!
I'm done with this thread and you should be too!

ETA- No need for answers to my questions they were all rhetorical.















/end of thread/:mrgreen:

:boohoo::rolleyes::eek::wall::frown::eh::)):whistl e::doh:

[Dragon1963]

Oh crap, with all my thread killing "talent's", this is still here????????????????????

Yes, and I'm making sure it's staying alive.

[rckirby]

Stubborn gets my vote too!! :hug:

Hey Bitter...just noticed you're from Pittsburgh....me too! (well a few miles away)

Now, if this boring antidote doesn't kill this thing, nothing will.......which I already know.......because we all think we're the best at killing thread......which we aren't.

Obviously, because YOU will post here in reply to an inane and boring comment.

[blazer]

The thread left to go see its Mother for Mother's Day and is not coming back!

[free2B]

I have released a horde of kitties upon this thread sit back and enjoy the show:lol:

[bitterclinger84]

Hey Bitter...just noticed you're from Pittsburgh....me too! (well a few miles away)

Now, if this boring antidote doesn't kill this thing, nothing will.......which I already know.......because we all think we're the best at killing thread......which we aren't.

Obviously, because YOU will post here in reply to an inane and boring comment.

Neat! I'd ask you where, but I've only been here like a year so I don't know it that well, lol. But I absolutely love it up here, it's gorgeous! Have you always lived in Pitt?

(haha, this will surely keep the thread alive!)

[rckirby]

Neat! I'd ask you where, but I've only been here like a year so I don't know it that well, lol. But I absolutely love it up here, it's gorgeous! Have you always lived in Pitt?

(haha, this will surely keep the thread alive!)

:)) Now this thread won't die.....

I live in Beaver County, but work in Cheswick. Was born/raised here, but have lived all over the US in between.

There are a lot of Pittsburgher's here.....including a mod.

[Lie Sniper]

:)) Now this thread won't die.....

I live in Beaver County, but work in Cheswick. Was born/raised here, but have lived all over the US in between.

There are a lot of Pittsburgher's here.....including a mod.

Yawn. :rolleyes:

This little bit of info might do it. :mrgreen:

[bitterclinger84]

:)) Now this thread won't die.....

I live in Beaver County, but work in Cheswick. Was born/raised here, but have lived all over the US in between.

There are a lot of Pittsburgher's here.....including a mod.

Now when you say "all over the US" what do you mean? My man and I have been having this argument for awhile now lol.

[free2B]

rip

[rckirby]

now when you say "all over the us" what do you mean? My man and i have been having this argument for awhile now lol.

pa, va, la, fl, mi, mt.........

[bitterclinger84]

pa, va, la, fl, mi, mt.........

Ahh ok.

He's live in MA, NY, PA, KY, and OH. The other day he was writing an email and said something about living "All over the US" and I was like "Dude...5 states out of 50 is hardly all over the US. You haven't even left the time zone!!"

[free2B]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Dragon1963]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


wake up! :)

[Ardathair]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You forgot the "ombie".

[bitterclinger84]

Zombies??? :eek:

*runs and hides*

[blazer]

Zombies??? :eek:

*runs and hides*

Yes, this is a zombie thread!

[Mustang JEB]

I have a home made flamethrower I'd like to try on some zombies!

[blazer]

I have a home made flamethrower I'd like to try on some zombies!

go for it Jeb!

[bitterclinger84]

I have a home made flamethrower I'd like to try on some zombies!

*best Southern Belle accent*

Oh, Mah Hero!!

[blazer]

Rhett Butler where are you?

[Dragon1963]

This thread is flame proof. :D

[FoxGranadaChuck]

This thread is flame proof. :D


Gee, could this be because a certain dragon continues to perpetuate it?!

[Dragon1963]

:redface: Hmm...could be....:whistle:

[BostonPatriot]

Zombies??? :eek:

*runs and hides*

I thought Zombies were the guys who went around chanting "Yes we can!"

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I thought Zombies were the guys who went around chanting "Yes we can!"


You have listened to Glenn Beck much too often. LOL

[bitterclinger84]

*peeks out from behind the couch*

So...no zombies? :eh:

[BostonPatriot]

*peeks out from behind the couch*

so...no zombies? :eh:

boo!!

[Panhead0422]

I thought Zombies were the guys who went around chanting "Yes we can!"

UUUHHHH, those are liberals. They are easy to confuse with mindless zombies.

[free2B]

zombies eat thread:evil:

[bitterclinger84]

boo!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

*runs back behind the couch*

Where'd that zombie killer go?!?!

[free2B]

zombie still eating thread

[blazer]

kill them! shoot them in the head!

[bitterclinger84]

*jumps out from behind the couch*

:eek:

Not a zombie...

it's an ACORN CENSUS TAKER!

[Dragon1963]

Ack! even worse!

[bitterclinger84]

I know! He just registered my father's parents as living in our house!

They've been dead for years!! :eek:

[blazer]

http://movies.infinitecoolness.com/20/zombie16.jpg

[JudasGoat]

I had no idea this was here. I thought it was only me that had this problem. I've killed a buttload of threads. It really sucks when you feel like you've added something discussion worthy and instead it dies after your post. Granted, I post a lot of crap but there are plenty of legit posts of mine that have been the death nail to a thread.

[bitterclinger84]

I had no idea this was here. I thought it was only me that had this problem. I've killed a buttload of threads. It really sucks when you feel like you've added something discussion worthy and instead it dies after your post. Granted, I post a lot of crap but there are plenty of legit posts of mine that have been the death nail to a thread.



AWWWWWWW :hug: :hug: :hug:

[BostonPatriot]

zombies eat thread:evil:

Do you mean a thread about what zombies eat? Or do you mean that the zombies were so hungry they ate the thread? :mrgreen:

[bitterclinger84]

I'm pretty sure he meant that the zombie's were eating the thread...

[SisterMary]

I thought it was me. Just because I'm new at this and, okay, I'll admit it, blonde. I've seen more threads shrivel up at my posts than I thought possible. Poor, pitiful me.:cry:

[SisterMary]

I thought it was me. Just because I'm new at this and, okay, I'll admit it, blonde. I've seen more threads shrivel up at my posts than I thought possible. Poor, pitiful me.:cry:
Okay, now I'm sure it's me. Just single-handedly killed three threads in Trivial Pursuits. Moving on to Washington Politics to see what I can do there.:)

[BostonPatriot]

Okay, now I'm sure it's me. Just single-handedly killed three threads in Trivial Pursuits. Moving on to Washington Politics to see what I can do there.:)

You didn't kill BTP. You don't always get an instant response ... depends who's online and if they're looking at that thread at the time. Sometimes it gets so crazy in there that by the time you go to ban somebody, somebody else beats you to it!! Other times, it takes anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours to get a response. Besides I just banned you again :mrgreen:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I thought it was me. Just because I'm new at this and, okay, I'll admit it, blonde. I've seen more threads shrivel up at my posts than I thought possible. Poor, pitiful me.:cry:


I absolve you of your blondeness......

[rckirby]

I had no idea this was here. I thought it was only me that had this problem. I've killed a buttload of threads. It really sucks when you feel like you've added something discussion worthy and instead it dies after your post. Granted, I post a lot of crap but there are plenty of legit posts of mine that have been the death nail to a thread.

hehheh....you said "crap" and "buttload".....

I love consistency.

[Panhead0422]

I know! He just registered my father's parents as living in our house!

They've been dead for years!! :eek:

Shhh, the Obammy stimulus check is in the mail, have fun spending it.

[Panhead0422]

I thought it was me. Just because I'm new at this and, okay, I'll admit it, blonde. I've seen more threads shrivel up at my posts than I thought possible. Poor, pitiful me.:cry:


What is pitiful about being a thread killer? Be proud of having the talent to KILL, CRUSH AND DESTROY THREADS. After all not everybody is boring enough to do it. We are among the elite. Be PROUD. Muhaahaahaahaa!!!!

[bitterclinger84]

What is pitiful about being a thread killer? Be proud of having the talent to KILL, CRUSH AND DESTROY THREADS. After all not everybody is boring enough to do it. We are among the elite. Be PROUD. Muhaahaahaahaa!!!!

The Few.

The Proud.

The Thread-Killers.

(No offense to the Marines intended.)

[blazer]

one more bite and this thread will be gone. chomp chomp!

[BostonPatriot]

It would be really funny if a mod came in and locked it at this point :mrgreen:

[Dragon1963]

Nah, the mods are probably getting a kick out of this.

[SisterMary]

I win! As of this time, I have successfully KILLED four threads in TP alone!

[Dragon1963]

I doubt that.

[BostonPatriot]

This thread is mutating .. it can't die!!! :mrgreen:

[SisterMary]

Back to me! Seven of my threads currently are dying as I type. Got to be a record or something!

[BostonPatriot]

You can't kill this one :mrgreen:

[blazer]

pour kool aide on the thread.

[BostonPatriot]

This thread is alive!!http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-706.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Adult-Smileys/)

[SisterMary]

Because it is FUN!

[Panhead0422]

If I offered this thread a box of cereal and killed the thread while it was eating.......would that make me a cereal killer??????

Runs off of stage in hail of rotten food.

[BostonPatriot]

If I offered this thread a box of cereal and killed the thread while it was eating.......would that make me a cereal killer??????

Runs off of stage in hail of rotten food.

[sfx: rimshot] bada boom bada bing:)

[bitterclinger84]

rimshots are bound to be the death of the thread...:eek:

[Dragon1963]

No such luck.

[BostonPatriot]

Just when you think it's dead ... it comes back full force!!

[bitterclinger84]

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