Thread Killers Anonymous

[JenT]

WOW I hold the record! I killed ReconoLodge and this one! wooohooo for me!!!

All in a days work (polishing fingernails on shirt)

[Panhead0422]

I never kill threads, I just have the last word :)






I live in my own little world...

I, also live in my own world and only do what the voices in my head tell me that I should do. Right now, they are telling me that this thread is a threat. I am planning an offensive attack to kill it right now and again tomorrow (just to make sure it is DEAD).

[Arya]

I, also live in my own world and only do what the voices in my head tell me that I should do. Right now, they are telling me that this thread is a threat. I am planning an offensive attack to kill it right now and again tomorrow (just to make sure it is DEAD).

Ha, I exert my right to RAISE THE DEAD :eek:

[JenT]

Ha, I exert my right to RAISE THE DEAD :eek:

:)) <---and that was ALL it took!

[Panhead0422]

Time till nuclear detonation: 1 second.

[Darkwind]

Support for all Thread Killers such as myself.

If you have killed more than one thread (meaning you were the last to post on it), stand up, say you're name, and admit to your disease.

I'll start:

Hi. I'm jtg, and I'm a thread killer.


:((You make it sound like its a bad thing....:lol:

[Dragon1963]

You make it sound like its a bad thing....:lol:

Sometimes it is a bad thing.

[PredFan]

I did it again!

I....I...I have to admit, that I can't stop.

I killed three threads in the lst four days.

I tried to stop it, I did.

I....I....can't stop. Please help.

[OfficerMetalHead]

OMG! I thought I was the only one! This is such a relief knowing I'm not the only person who kills threads dead.

[JenT]

OMG! I thought I was the only one! This is such a relief knowing I'm not the only person who kills threads dead.

Officer, (pause for effect and hopeful respect) you are the only one

:mrgreen:

(later edit) Okay now everybody STAND BACK and let The Light be the killer with the post below

:))

[THE LIGHT]

OMG! I thought I was the only one! This is such a relief knowing I'm not the only person who kills threads dead.

I am getting really good at it lately! :lol:

[birdonawire]

Well whoop de do I killed a few threads in my life.

[THE LIGHT]

Officer, (pause for effect and hopeful respect) you are the only one

:mrgreen:

(later edit) Okay now everybody STAND BACK and let The Light be the killer with the post below

:))

I almost did it again...

[THE LIGHT]

:shifty:

Looks like I killed the entire forum this time! :mrgreen:

[JenT]

:shifty:

Looks like I killed the entire forum this time! :mrgreen:

If you promise you'll post after this post, I...

whoops

[THE LIGHT]

If you promise you'll post after this post, I...

whoops

This means war!

http://forums.hannity.com/picture.php?albumid=1601&pictureid=12861

[JenT]

This means war!

http://forums.hannity.com/picture.php?albumid=1601&pictureid=12861

what?

I was trying to (duck) be nice!

[dittoheadAZ]

Support for all Thread Killers such as myself.

If you have killed more than one thread (meaning you were the last to post on it), stand up, say you're name, and admit to your disease.

I'll start:

Hi. I'm jtg, and I'm a thread killer.


:((

Technically, I am a thread killer.

I have posted in quite a few threads where the last post that's in it is Post #1! :mrgreen:

[JenT]

Technically, I am a thread killer.

I have posted in quite a few threads where the last post that's in it is Post #1! :mrgreen:

:hug:

everyone STAND BACK, give LIGHTMAN some room below!

[THE LIGHT]

what?

I was trying to (duck) be nice!

What????:lol:

Now, if you all don't mind, I am trying to kill this thread. :naughty:

[Panhead0422]

I did it again!

I....I...I have to admit, that I can't stop.

I killed three threads in the lst four days.

I tried to stop it, I did.

I....I....can't stop. Please help.

Here, have another bowl of serial.....killer.:lol::lol::lol:

[Panhead0422]

:shifty:

Looks like I killed the entire forum this time! :mrgreen:

Hhhhhmmmmmpppphhhhh!!!!

Overachiever.

[Panhead0422]

Technically, I am a thread killer.

I have posted in quite a few threads where the last post that's in it is Post #1! :mrgreen:

Obviously, practice DOES make perfect.:lol::lol::lol:

[Arya]

:)) <---and that was ALL it took!

;)

[free2B]

Here, have another bowl of serial.....killer.:lol::lol::lol:

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[THE LIGHT]

Nice try free but only I am certified to kill threads!:cool:

[Panhead0422]

Nice try free but only I am certified to kill threads!:cool:

I don't need no stinking certification, I just need threads to kill. BWAAHAHAHA!!!!!

My website is THREADKILLERSANONYMOUS@hannity.deadthreadz

[Arya]

Nice try free but only I am certified to kill threads!:cool:

:snooty:

We are ALL certified here.....

As to exactly what that may be is the question :think:

[Panhead0422]

:snooty:

We are ALL certified here.....

As to exactly what that may be is the question :think:

Speak for yourself, my Psychiatrists say that I am fine, in fact, they threw me out of their offices after telling me that there was nothing that they could do for me. Dr. I.M. Krazy even signed a statement for me, saying that I was cognizant of the fact that there was nothing that could be done for me.

[THE LIGHT]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/out6.gif

[free2B]

Speak for yourself, my Psychiatrists say that I am fine, in fact, they threw me out of their offices after telling me that there was nothing that they could do for me. Dr. I.M. Krazy even signed a statement for me, saying that I was cognizant of the fact that there was nothing that could be done for me.

caution next suggestion is lobotimication:lol:

[THE LIGHT]

so?!:dance:

[Darkwind]

Sometimes it is a bad thing.Sometimes you have to kill it....just to watch it scream and twitch.

:twisted:

[THE LIGHT]

I have a feeling this thread just won't die. http://bestsmileys.com/sad/6.gif

[JenT]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/dreamy2/out6.gif

:)) :))

[JenT]

[QUOTE=THE LIGHT;42135171]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/out6.gif

:)) :))

[THE LIGHT]

[QUOTE=THE LIGHT;42135171]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Dreamy2/out6.gif

:)) :))

Ya better follow his advice! :mrgreen:

[JenT]

[QUOTE=JenT;42146131]

Ya better follow his advice! :mrgreen:

you would throw me out?

[THE LIGHT]

No, but the dirty bubble might!

http://forums.hannity.com/picture.php?albumid=1601&pictureid=12911

[JenT]

No, but the dirty bubble might!

http://forums.hannity.com/picture.php?albumid=1601&pictureid=12911

MEAN. You're always so mean to me

http://www.blessedcause.org/gallery/yelling.jpg

[JenT]

and I'm SO NICE to you!

http://forums.hannity.com/image.php?u=5751&dateline=1182703274

[THE LIGHT]

MEAN. You're always so mean to me

http://www.blessedcause.org/gallery/yelling.jpg

Wait, I've heard that before. :think:

Mean..you're all mean..so I'll just play by myself in my own thread.













































Aww:hug: you can stay. Good night Jen!

[free2B]

I'm lost where have this thread lead me:confused:

[Panhead0422]

caution next suggestion is lobotimication:lol:

Been there, done that. That was when Dr. Obama finally gave up on me. Nurse Ratshed-Obama will get her normally sunny disposition back, eventually.

[Panhead0422]

I have a feeling this thread just won't die. http://bestsmileys.com/sad/6.gif

What ever gives you THAT idea????:think::doh::whistle::whistle:

[THE LIGHT]

:eek: this thread almost DIED!

[JenT]

:eek: this thread almost DIED!

:)) nah, never made it off the second page!:hug:

[Panhead0422]

:eek: this thread almost DIED!

Didn't anybody ever tell you that close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and thermonuclear devices?

[roger that]

I believe that my post will kill this thread. For I too am a thread killer :))

[Panhead0422]

Negative, negative, negative. I say again, no kill.

[RayMan]

Why. Won't. This. Thread. Die?

[JenT]

I believe that my post will kill this thread. For I too am a thread killer :))

Right now my name must be at the end of about 10 threads in the RF...it's a conspiracy, RayMan must have called another fatwa on me, gonna go dig up my Christian Viking thread and - and - and -

it's a sad day when a woman has no threats she can use

[THE LIGHT]

:)) nah, never made it off the second page!:hug:

Thanks to me:dance:

[THE LIGHT]

Didn't anybody ever tell you that close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and thermonuclear devices?

Very true!!!:lol:

[JenT]

Very true!!!:lol:

THANK GOODNESS you took Keith Olberman off your sig! :clap:

[THE LIGHT]

THANK GOODNESS you took Keith Olberman off your sig! :clap:

What???? He was trying to hush Thomas Jefferson.:lol:

[JenT]

What???? He was trying to hush Thomas Jefferson.:lol:

yeah but I still had to look at his mug!

[THE LIGHT]

Not now! Good night! :hug:

[Ardathair]

Almost two months, and over 2300 posts and you call yourselves "Thread Killers"? :razz:

[THE LIGHT]

If only you would let me kill it!

[RayMan]

Here's the problem. Every time you deal it a mortal wound someone else comes by and resurrects it by posting something lame abou.....uh, never mind.

[THE LIGHT]

Yes like you just did.:naughty:


Now, if you wouldn't mind... :snooty:

[RayMan]

Sorry.







Oh crud.

[THE LIGHT]

No problemo

[Panhead0422]

Right now my name must be at the end of about 10 threads in the RF...it's a conspiracy, RayMan must have called another fatwa on me, gonna go dig up my Christian Viking thread and - and - and -

it's a sad day when a woman has no threats she can use

But it's a great day for us guys.

[THE LIGHT]

How everything going?

[Panhead0422]

Everything is great, I am going to kill this thread now.

[THE LIGHT]

I'll help.

[RayMan]

You're not helping.

[THE LIGHT]

I know I know http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/zoom_thelight/jsmile-embarrased.gif

[RayMan]

Just sayin'. ©

[THE LIGHT]

http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/zoom_thelight/horn.gif

[CID_0687]

Good Lord, would this thread die already!!!

:doh:

[THE LIGHT]

http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/zoom_thelight/woohoo.gif

If you would stop bringing it back to life. :rolleyes:

[Panhead0422]

http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/zoom_thelight/woohoo.gif

If you would stop bringing it back to life. :rolleyes:

MOI????

Perish the thread....eeerrrrr....thought!!!!

:doh::)):)):))

[Dancer]

how could anyone ignore you dancer:eek:lol, that post was sooo long ago! It was in the first few months after I started posting here!

[Arya]

lol, that post was sooo long ago! It was in the first few months after I started posting here!

Hi Dancer!

Were you surprised to see this thread still living???

[free2B]

Cupid:doh:

Why was Cupid a boy,
And why a boy was he?
He should have been a girl,
For aught that I can see.

For he shoots with his bow,
And the girl shoots with her eye,
And they both are merry and glad,
And laugh when we do cry.

And to make Cupid a boy
Was the Cupid girl's mocking plan;
For a boy can't interpret the thing
Till he is become a man.

And then he's so pierc'd with cares,
And wounded with arrowy smarts,
That the whole business of his life
Is to pick out the heads of the darts.

'Twas the Greeks' love of war
Turn'd Love into a boy,
And woman into a statue of stone--
And away fled every joy.

William Blake

[RayMan]

It won't die if you keep breathing life into it.

[Arya]

It won't die if you keep breathing life into it.

Kinda like CPR?

[free2B]

Kinda like CPR?

Cupid Painting Rainbows?

[free2B]

A KISS IN THE RAIN.

ONE stormy morn I chanced to meet
A lassie in the town ;
Her locks were like the ripened wheat,
Her laughing eyes were brown.
I watched her as she tripped along
Till madness filled my brain,
And then and then I know 'twas wrong-
I kissed her in the rain !

With rain-drops shining on her cheek,
Like dew-drops on a rose,
The little lassie strove to speak
My boldness to oppose ;
She strove in vain, and quivering
Her finger stole in mine ;
And then the birds began to sing,
The sun began to shine.

Oh, let the clouds grow dark above.
My heart is light below ;
'Tis alway summer when we love,
However winds may blow ;
And I'm as proud as any prince,
All honors I disdain :
She says I am her rain beau since
I kissed her in the rain.


Samuel Minturn Peck

[THE LIGHT]

With all these people trying to kill it, I thought this thread would have died by now! :doh:

[Arya]

Nope, gave it mouth to mouth and it's doing quite well.

[THE LIGHT]

I turn away for one minute and look what happens. Sheesh!

I guess I'll have to put more effort into killing it!:whistle:

[free2B]

what more can you do light? syrupy:drool: poetry hasn't killed it yet:wall:

[THE LIGHT]

Probably because I had to hide the poem. :lol:

[free2B]

here's the message dreams fuhgeddaboudit

[THE LIGHT]

about what?

[free2B]

the message:doh:

[THE LIGHT]

O!

[Panhead0422]

I would try some BAD poetry to kill this thread, but I fear that the only thing killed would be my welcome on the boards.

[Dancer]

Hi Dancer!

Were you surprised to see this thread still living???I think it died and was resurrected. ;)

[Panhead0422]

I think it died and was resurrected. ;)

:redface::redface:Guilty as charged:redface::redface:

[free2B]

:redface::redface:Guilty as charged:redface::redface:

are u the one responsible for this dead thread head?

[Panhead0422]

yes.:doh::whistle:

[THE LIGHT]

I think it died and was resurrected. ;)

yup :whistle:

[Panhead0422]

Die you damned thread, DIE!!!!!

[RayMan]

are u the one responsible for this dead thread head?

What a long strange trip this is turning into.

[THE LIGHT]

Die you damned thread, DIE!!!!!

http://bestsmileys.com/hitting/21.gif

[Panhead0422]

Keep trying, you will get it right......sooner or later.

[THE LIGHT]

What is right? If I don't know I cannot keep trying...

[THE LIGHT]

Ahhhh... I've kill just about every thread in TP tonight. Just got this one now...

[theant]

I am TheAnt and I have killed more threads than I want to say, even here.

I have posted here before but it has been a while. I suppose I have fallen off the wagon. I can't recall which of the 12 steps I was on... it really doesn't matter. I need somebody whom I can call on - any time. I, I ... get weak sometimes.

I suppose I have to start over at step 1.


Support for all Thread Killers such as myself.

If you have killed more than one thread (meaning you were the last to post on it), stand up, say you're name, and admit to your disease.

I'll start:

Hi. I'm jtg, and I'm a thread killer.


:((

[RayMan]

what more can you do light? syrupy:drool: poetry hasn't killed it yet:wall:

Let's try this. Edgar Allen Poe
The Raven

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!

[THE LIGHT]

No thanks

[Panhead0422]

I am seriously considering using very bad puns to see if that kills this thread.

[RayMan]

It's worth a shot.

[RayMan]

If that doesn't work you could try Joke Warfare and bring out the Killer Joke.

Venn ist das nurnstuck git und slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!

[free2B]

I am seriously considering using very bad puns to see if that kills this thread.

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
8. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
10. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

[THE LIGHT]

Those are too good to kill any thread.

[rckirby]

All right boyz and grilz.......let a professional thread killer show you how to do it:

ATTENTION READERS OF THIS THREAD. DO NOT RESPOND TO ANYTHING YOU READ IN THIS THREAD. It has been on "life support" for too long.

If you should dare try to resusitate this thread, beware that you are only prolonging the inevitable and are keeping this thread from meeting its Maker on "the other side".

Have mercy on this poor thread.:pray:

http://www.h-li.de/ende/fin.jpg

[Liability]

All right boyz and grilz.......let a professional thread killer show you how to do it:

ATTENTION READERS OF THIS THREAD. DO NOT RESPOND TO ANYTHING YOU READ IN THIS THREAD. It has been on "life support" for too long.

If you should dare try to resusitate this thread, beware that you are only prolonging the inevitable and are keeping this thread from meeting its Maker on "the other side".

Have mercy on this poor thread.:pray:

http://www.h-li.de/ende/fin.jpg


:clap: <--- applause for cheesey cheap transparent effort to be the threadkiller threadkiller!

:))

[rckirby]

:clap: <--- applause for cheesey cheap transparent effort to be the threadkiller threadkiller!

:))

:)):)):))

Hey I tried.................I guess you just want to see this poor soul of a thread breathing with mechanical ventilation. It is brain dead......House said so.

A compassionate person would have pulled the plug.....

I restarted the morphine drip and I hope you can sleep tonite. :snooty:

[THE LIGHT]

Nah I'll kill it with one post! Completely painless. Watch and learn! :mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

Nah I'll kill it with one post! Completely painless. Watch and learn! :mrgreen:

I'm watching, but I'm not learning anything.:whistle::whistle:

[rckirby]

egads and gazooks !!!!!!

This thread must be a member of the "undead". It is a ZOMBIE!! No wonder ordinary means of killing it aren't working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We may need to review "Night of the Living Dead" for some pointers.

Or find Gandalf...............................Which one of the Mods used to have this great wizard as an avi? Was it Lee?

[Panhead0422]

egads and gazooks !!!!!!

This thread must be a member of the "undead". It is a ZOMBIE!! No wonder ordinary means of killing it aren't working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We may need to review "Night of the Living Dead" for some pointers.

Or find Gandalf...............................Which one of the Mods used to have this great wizard as an avi? Was it Lee?

Gandalf failed and changed his name to Minion. He now protects this thread.

[rckirby]

Gandalf failed and changed his name to Minion. He now protects this thread.

:(( Say it isn't so.................. :((

We are doomed-this thread may outlive us all...........<crosses self>

[Panhead0422]

:(( Say it isn't so.................. :((

We are doomed-this thread may outlive us all...........<crosses self>

Next mixed moviephor: The power of Minion is great, Luke.

[Liability]

:)):)):))

Hey I tried.................I guess you just want to see this poor soul of a thread breathing with mechanical ventilation. It is brain dead......House said so.

A compassionate person would have pulled the plug.....

I restarted the morphine drip and I hope you can sleep tonite. :snooty:

Keep an eye and ear on that monitor, nurse!



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[THE LIGHT]

I'm watching, but I'm not learning anything.:whistle::whistle:

Watch but don't post! :naughty:

[rckirby]

Keep an eye and ear on that monitor, nurse!


<major SNIP - needed the chainsaw for that one>

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Ok, but when it flatlines......I'm ignoring the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

He has a sign on his door
DNR :whistle:

[Panhead0422]

Watch but don't post! :naughty:

Okay, I won't cut posts, I will just type it's blood, and press enter.:whistle::whistle:

[Liability]

Ok, but when it flatlines......I'm ignoring the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

He has a sign on his door
DNR :whistle:


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:))

[rckirby]

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:))

<tapping foot> Nurse Ratchet is NOT happy about this at all.

<is eyeing up the Morphine drip with interest>:whistle:

:shhh:

[THE LIGHT]

Okay, I won't cut posts, I will just type it's blood, and press enter.:whistle::whistle:

I'm afraid that won't help either.

[rckirby]

Crap.......this thing is still alive?????????????????????

[THE LIGHT]

Thanks to you.:snooty:

[rckirby]

Thanks to you.:snooty:

:)):)):))

And thanks to you too!

You could have ignored me....but noooooooooooooooooo.

[THE LIGHT]

You're welcome!

[Panhead0422]

Bump to kill the thread.

[rckirby]

You're welcome!

That seemed like the perfect thread killer.

Simple, yet elouent...hats off to you................

But being that I had to acknowledge you, I guess I might just be the Threadkiller.

Don't bother thanking me for my thank you ...........

[THE LIGHT]

Bump to kill the thread.



:rolleyes: Has anyone told you that bumping does not kill threads?

[THE LIGHT]

<snip>
Don't bother thanking me for my thank you ...........

Okay, I won't.

[rckirby]

:rolleyes: Has anyone told you that bumping does not kill threads?

What?????????????????????????

My bad.............

I will ignore you until you respond to me.:snooty:

[THE LIGHT]

What?????????????????????????

My bad.............

I will ignore you until you respond to me.:snooty:

Nice try! I caught that one, but obviously fell for it anyway.:))

What a sucker I am. :doh:

The catch: If I respond to you, then you respond to me and revive the thread again. :naughty:

Nope! not gonna do it. :snooty:

[free2B]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZz

[Ardathair]

This thread's still around. :doh:

OK everyone turn in your thread killer IDs and decoder rings, forget the secret thread killer hand shake. You're all killed out of the official thread killer club for failing to kill this thread. :razz:

[free2B]

:rolleyes::mad::idea::wall::doh::drool::whistle::) ):confused::wall:

[THE LIGHT]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZz

Night night! :whistle:

[blazer]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZz

As my son Timothy would say, '' WAKE UP!''

[blazer]

Night night! :whistle:

Night LIGHT! :)

[rckirby]

<peeks in door>:shifty::shhh:

[THE LIGHT]

Night LIGHT! :)

:))

[Panhead0422]

Fright night for this thread.

[THE LIGHT]

Cut it out! Don't you know it is not proper to wake a sleeping thread!

[Panhead0422]

Cut it out! Don't you know it is not proper to wake a sleeping thread!

Is it proper to suffocate a sleeping thread?

[CID_0687]

Die!!!!

[Panhead0422]

Not yet.:whistle::)):))

[rckirby]

http://ashiahealthcare.com/images/image007.jpg

[Liability]

http://ashiahealthcare.com/images/image007.jpg

How do you kill a thread with artificial resuscitation?

[Panhead0422]

How do you kill a thread with artificial resuscitation?

Stair case ventilation until the lungs explode?????

Chest compressions heavy enough to create massive internal lacerations due to total flail chest with dislocation????

:whistle::whistle::mrgreen:

[rckirby]

Stair case ventilation until the lungs explode?????

Chest compressions heavy enough to create massive internal lacerations due to total flail chest with dislocation????

:whistle::whistle::mrgreen:

Sometimes the "cure" is worse than the "disease" :))

[Panhead0422]

The thing to remember about CPR is that you can't hurt the patient if it doesn't work and if it does work, the patient probably won't sue you.

Go for broke, the patient can't be any more dead than he or she will be without you doing the best that you can.

Of course in the context of this thread, abstention is probably the better choice.:whistle::whistle::mrgreen:

[rckirby]

The thing to remember about CPR is that you can't hurt the patient if it doesn't work and if it does work, the patient probably won't sue you.

Go for broke, the patient can't be any more dead than he or she will be without you doing the best that you can.

:)) :))

My motto for life....

Give it your best shot...................:))

[THE LIGHT]

Thanks y'all for keeping the thread alive while I was away! :hug:

[Panhead0422]

Thanks y'all for keeping the thread alive while I was away! :hug:
No problemo, Seenior.

[Liability]

McCoy: < looks at this thread; shakes head sadly and curtly > It's dead, Jim.

[rckirby]

http://homepage.mac.com/m5comp/trekbits/trekpics/turnabout/turnabout01.jpg

[THE LIGHT]

No problemo, Seenior.

Grazius

[THE LIGHT]

McCoy: < looks at this thread; shakes head sadly and curtly > It's dead, Jim.

Not soooo fast!

[Panhead0422]

McCoy: < looks at this thread; shakes head sadly and curtly > It's dead, Jim.

It responds: Come back here!!! You cowards, it is only a flesh wound!!!! I will bite your knee caps off.

[rckirby]

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/rckirby2000/star_trek_chokes.jpg
You..............can't..............kill.......... .....me...........

[Panhead0422]

Yes.......I........can.

[rckirby]

Yes.......I........can.

Go...........for.................................. it.............

[CID_0687]

I want to see this thread die a painful and agonizing death.

Die ************ die!!!!!

[Panhead0422]

Go...........for.................................. it.............


I......AM......going.......for......it.

[Panhead0422]

I want to see this thread die a painful and agonizing death.

Die ************ die!!!!!

Shall we give it cancer of the ego and see if that does the job?????

[THE LIGHT]

Yes.......I........can.

Si se puede!

[Panhead0422]

Si se puede!


If you do, You WILL clean it up, too!!!!:)):)):))

[THE LIGHT]

10 Strange Deaths



1. Aeschylus, a Greek playwright, supposedly met his making in 458 B.C. when an eagle mistook his bald head for a rock. He dropped a tortoise on the rock to try to kill it and break its shell open, but since the rock was actually Aeschylu skull, it didnt really work out well. Except for the tortoise: legend has it that it walked away, unharmed.

2. It was long believed that astronomer Tycho Brahe died because he wouldn’t get up to go to the loo. He was at a banquet in 1601 and had to pee something awful. But to get up and leave the banquet would have been unspeakably rude, so he, you know, held it. The theory is that it stretched his bladder beyond repair, he developed an infection and died 11 days later. However, these days, it looks like Tycho may have suffered from mercury poisoning. One school of thought thinks that his then-assistant, Johannes Kepler, intentionally poisoned him.

3. Speaking of faulty bladders, in 1862, baseball player Jim Creighton died when his bladder ruptured. Well, maybe. He was at bat and swung a little too hard, he gave himself some sort of internal injury and died a few days later. Many sources say it was his bladder; others say his appendix burst. He is largely regarded as baseballÂ’s first superstar.

4. If you visit the Jack Daniels distillery in Lynchburg, Tennessee, you ll hear the story of how Jasper Newton Daniel met his untimely demise. It was blood poisoning, which isn t that unusual, until you hear how he got it: years earlier, he kicked a safe because he couldn’t remember the combination. This resulted in a toe injury, which resulted in blood poisoning.

5. It’s entirely possible that King Alexander of Greece is the only King to ever die from a monkey attack. Seriously. He was out walking his dog in the Royal Gardens when a monkeys descended upon them. He tried to defend his poor dog, but got bitten a couple of times in the process. Infection set in and the King died of sepsis later that month.

6. George Herbert died of blood poisoning, but those in the know say he was the first victim of King Tut s curse. He was the once who financed the excavation, which he probably regretted when a seemingly harmless mosquito bite turned into a deadly infection in 1923.

7. Famous dancer Isadora Duncan died because she loved accessories. Scarves, to be exact. As she was riding in a car, her scarf fluttered out and got wrapped up in the spokes of the tires. The scarf was wrapped around her so well that it wouldn t come loose and instead dragged her out of the car and strangled her.

8. Robert Williams was the first person to be killed by a robot (see, Flight of the Conchords know what they are talking about). Williams worked at Ford and was getting a part out of a storage bin when the arm of a robot performing the same function caught him in the head with enough force to kill him.

9. I am sure Tennessee Williams would have written a much more poetic death for himself than what actually happened. He was at a hotel in New York when he put the cap to some eye drops in his mouth, then leaned back to put the drops in his eye. This was something he did a lot, but this time, the cap slipped and he choked to death.
10. I suppose after the unsinkable Titanic sunk, we should have learned to never declare things definitively impossible. Garry Hoy would certainly know better, if he had survived his fall. In 1993, he hurled himself against a glass wall on the 24th story on his office building. He was at an after-hours party and was proving to the party patrons that the glass was unbreakable. Except it wasn’t.

[Panhead0422]

Breathe, THREAD, damn you, breathe. You can't die untill I kill you.

[rckirby]

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/rckirby2000/death_gaiman.jpg

[Panhead0422]

I am back to make and claim my kill.

[rckirby]

I am back to make and claim my kill.

I see the only way to keep you from keeping this thread alive is to catch a "suckerfish"..........

http://ohsweb.ohiohistory.org/piximages/images/AL05116.jpg

[free2B]

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/rckirby2000/death_gaiman.jpg

not funny rc:neutral: making a quick getaway:whistle: before wire returns with the scimitar

[THE LIGHT]

:shifty:

[rckirby]

not funny rc:neutral: making a quick getaway:whistle: before wire returns with the scimitar

Queen WIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you......???????

I feel used.....and abused

I am just a lowly jester who only wanted to make people laugh.....she promised I would be....

No matter what....

I did not make free2B laugh....

I am doomed. My modest wish did not come true. :((

[free2B]

Queen WIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you......???????

I feel used.....and abused

I am just a lowly jester who only wanted to make people laugh.....she promised I would be....

No matter what....

I did not make free2B laugh....

I am doomed. My modest wish did not come true. :((

:))I am laughing now rc:clap: you are redeemed:D wire:whistle: need not be informed:shhh: of your previously unfunny jokes:neutral:

[THE LIGHT]

People!! this is not a place for dicussion... We are trying to kill a thread!

[Panhead0422]

I am stopped alongside the road waiting for that cute little thread to cross the road and then I am going to floor the gas to run it over.

[Sunshine008]

Hello, peoples! First post here but the last one for this thread hopefully!

[THE LIGHT]

I am stopped alongside the road waiting for that cute little thread to cross the road and then I am going to floor the gas to run it over.

I've got it!!!

[rckirby]

People!! this is not a place for dicussion... We are trying to kill a thread!

Hey, we were trying to bore it to death !

........guess that didn't work either.

Back to "Threadkilling for Dummies"...............

(......year old fruitcake, antifreeze, mercury, noose, injected air bubble, suffocation.........)

[drylok]

Excuse me, I just wanted to do my part to help kill this thread :)

[RayMan]

You're not helping.

[rckirby]

Its all drylok's fault....I was just responding to his responding....

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/dastardly.jpg

[RayMan]

Reminds me of an old C&W song:

I was looking back to see if you were looking back to see
If I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me

[Liability]

beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ...

[RayMan]

Careful!


He has a buum?

A buum?

Yes, yes. A buum.

You know, a time buum.

[Panhead0422]

Be vewwy, vewwy quiet, I am hunting threads.

[rckirby]

Be vewwy, vewwy quiet, I am hunting threads.

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/rckirby2000/fudd_awea51.jpg

Is that Emmanuel????

[Panhead0422]

Naahhhh, it's Bugs Bunny dressed up like Emmanuel.

[rckirby]

http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/290_animated_hunter_hunting_with_a_rifle.gif Shhhhhhhhh...I think he got him !!!!!!!!!!

[rckirby]

Careful!


He has a buum?

A buum?

Yes, yes. A buum.

You know, a time buum.

:))................... I just got it:

http://frankwarner.typepad.com/free_frank_warner/images/2007/12/04/atomic_bomb.jpg I know, I'm slow sometimes...... :wall:

[RayMan]

:))................... I just got it:

http://frankwarner.typepad.com/free_frank_warner/images/2007/12/04/atomic_bomb.jpg I know, I'm slow sometimes...... :wall:

:clap: :mrgreen:

[THE LIGHT]

http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/290_animated_hunter_hunting_with_a_rifle.gif Shhhhhhhhh...I think he got him !!!!!!!!!!

http://smileydatabase.com/s/837.gif

[free2B]

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[free2B]

***:eek:

the thread is

[THE LIGHT]

the thread is

...limping about but to much horror, still in working order. :mrgreen:

http://smileydatabase.com/s/838.gif

[Panhead0422]

WHAT???? This thread is not dead YET??????

For the Love of Pete, will you people stop posting after I post this????

:rolleyes::doh::whistle::)):))

[THE LIGHT]

WHAT???? This thread is not dead YET??????

For the Love of Pete, will you people stop posting after I post this????

:rolleyes::doh::whistle::)):))

It was dead!http://bestsmileys.com/anxious/4.gif

[Ardathair]

Yet another incarnation of "The Last Person to Post Here Wins" thread.

[THE LIGHT]

So?

[Panhead0422]

It was dead! http://bestsmileys.com/anxious/4.gif

WELL if YOU would STOP posting, IT would STAY dead.

http://bestsmileys.com/anxious/4.gif

[rckirby]

I see I came back in the nick of time to finish this thing off.......
Now, you all quit giving it CPR. :naughty:

[Panhead0422]

There is a difference between CPR and stomping on a chest........

[rckirby]

There is a difference between CPR and stomping on a chest........

Oh crap.........NOW you tell me :eek:

[Panhead0422]

Here let me show you the difference, AGAIN.

[rckirby]

Here let me show you the difference, AGAIN.

"Ya got me goin' in circles"

There, I hope that song is stuck in YOUR head all night, like it will be mine.

Now, start ignoring me like a good little fishy. 'Cause you KNOW I can't ignore you, hehhehheh

[Panhead0422]

:whistle: "Ya got me goin' in circles"

There, I hope that song is stuck in YOUR head all night, like it will be mine.

Now, start ignoring me like a good little fishy. 'Cause you KNOW I can't ignore you, hehhehheh

:whistle:

:whistle:


:whistle:

[rckirby]

:whistle:

:whistle:

:whistle:


:whistle:

Is that the same thing as covering your ears and saying "lalalalalalalalalala" ???????????

[THE LIGHT]

WELL if YOU would STOP posting, IT would STAY dead.

http://bestsmileys.com/anxious/4.gif

Okay!

[Panhead0422]

Is that the same thing as covering your ears and saying "lalalalalalalalalala" ???????????

:shifty: Take a guess. :whistle::whistle:

[THE LIGHT]

:think: I don't know!

[Panhead0422]

:whistle:

:whistle:

:whistle:

Huh?

Did someone say something?

:whistle:

:whistle:

[Kelzan]

I kill threads. I don't mean to but I do. :wall:

I've killed a few threads, in fact I may kill this one. Not on purpose though. :)

[THE LIGHT]

:whistle:

:whistle:

:whistle:

Huh?

Did someone say something?

:whistle:

:whistle:

Nope! :shhh: the thread is sleeping!

[rckirby]

I've killed a few threads, in fact I may kill this one. Not on purpose though. :)

Many have tried, but no one has been successful. It is IMMORTAL, I tell ya.

[rckirby]

Nope! :shhh: the thread is sleeping!

Evil never sleeps....it just bides its time....knowing we are helpless......

It grows stronger everyday feeding on the ego's of those that DARE think they are going to be pronounced the King/Queen of Threadkillers.
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.Like me :dance: ::) ::)

[Panhead0422]

[/SIZE][/B]Nope! :shhh: the thread is sleeping!








And you point is???

[Panhead0422]

Many have tried, but no one has been successful. It is IMMORTAL, I tell ya.


Your statement is incorrect. It should read: Many have tried, but no one has been successful. It is MORTAL, I tell ya.




We HOPE.

[rckirby]

Your statement is incorrect. It should read: Many have tried, but no one has been successful. It is MORTAL, I tell ya.




We HOPE.

It ain't...........obviously.

[THE LIGHT]

Evil never sleeps....it just bides its time....knowing we are helpless......

It grows stronger everyday feeding on the ego's of those that DARE think they are going to be pronounced the King/Queen of Threadkillers.
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.Like me :dance: ::) ::)

me too :snooty:

[rckirby]

me too :snooty:

I snatches victory from you....it was only 4 from the bottom on page 2..(that's all I can see).

Whew !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance:

http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/46992974/10212667

[THE LIGHT]

I snatches victory from you....it was only 4 from the bottom on page 2..(that's all I can see).

Whew !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance:

http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/46992974/10212667

:eek: Whew!! good save!!! we wouldn't have wanted the thread to pass away too soon.:wall:

Victory is mine now! :dance:

[rckirby]

:eek: Whew!! good save!!! we wouldn't have wanted the thread to pass away too soon.:wall:

Victory is mine now! :dance:

Dang...I would put you on "ignore", but that would defeat my true purpose of victory..................

I'm going to bed now........tomorrow is yet another day in the fight to kill this thread.......

At the moment? I am victor. :))

[THE LIGHT]

Dang...I would put you on "ignore", but that would defeat my true purpose of victory..................

I'm going to bed now........tomorrow is yet another day in the fight to kill this thread.......

At the moment? I am victor. :))

DOn't put me on ignore! Just ignore this post.

Good night rckirby! :hug:













Gooooo00ooOOOOOoood night thread!:mrgreen:

[Panhead0422]

DOn't put me on ignore! Just ignore this post.

Good night rckirby! :hug:













Gooooo00ooOOOOOoood night thread! :mrgreen:

Gooooo00ooOOOOOoood morning thread! :mrgreen:

Gooooood Morning The Light!!!!! I see that you were not shining as brightly as the thread.:D:D

[free2B]

that was :idea:dull head, g'day thread:))

[birdonawire]

I refuse to try to win .


I won the last person to post thread then a certain Mod, Firewatch posted one last time and then locked it. :mad:

He used his powers to win so in reality I WON. :mrgreen:

So there.

[rckirby]

This lock is hereby threaded
by decree of Galadriel.

Queen Birdie is declared official winner as cited with past practices.
:snooty:

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/rckirby2000/1259024581_c6f90e7c5b.jpg

[Panhead0422]

I appeal that decree of Getreal!!!!

[birdonawire]

This lock is hereby threaded
by decree of Galadriel.

Queen Birdie is declared official winner as cited with past practices.
:snooty:

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/rckirby2000/1259024581_c6f90e7c5b.jpg
:clap:

[free2B]

I refuse to try to win .


I won the last person to post thread then a certain Mod, Firewatch posted one last time and then locked it. :mad:

He used his powers to win so in reality I WON. :mrgreen:

So there.

watch is not invinceable we still have one secret weapon to use against him:whistle::whistle: goodlife

[birdonawire]

watch is not invinceable we still have one secret weapon to use against him:whistle::whistle: goodlife

Good point.....:angel:

[free2B]

This lock is hereby threaded
by decree of Galadriel.

Queen Birdie is declared official winner as cited with past practices.
:snooty:

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/rckirby2000/1259024581_c6f90e7c5b.jpg

good move rc now the thread is dead how do we get her out of their:whistle:

[birdonawire]

good move rc now the thread is dead how do we get her out of their:whistle:

I just realized she locked me in here. :eek:

[free2B]

I just realized she locked me in here. :eek:

I have the key wire:whistle:I'll go get it and be right back;)

[Panhead0422]

I just realized she locked me in here. :eek:

I have a super hacksaw for sale for the low price of........eeerrrr, how much is it worth to you????:whistle::whistle::whistle:

I will even show it to you:http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg67/Gryffonsflight/000_0405.jpg

[THE LIGHT]

http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/zoom_thelight/932.gif

[rckirby]

I just realized she locked me in here. :eek:

Have no fear my Queen.....I have swallowed the key.......I will have it back in a couple days............

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/rckirby2000/KeyBNPS0402_468x537.jpg

I should have known that the infidel would thwart my plan. :mad:

[THE LIGHT]

We can get it back sooner...:mrgreen:

http://images.inmagine.com/img/corbis/crb498/crb498015.jpg

[birdonawire]

Have no fear my Queen.....I have swallowed the key.......I will have it back in a couple days............

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/rckirby2000/KeyBNPS0402_468x537.jpg

I should have known that the infidel would thwart my plan. :mad:
:eek:


I am laughing so hard!!! :))

[birdonawire]

We can get it back sooner...:mrgreen:

http://images.inmagine.com/img/corbis/crb498/crb498015.jpg
NO!!!!!! I will wait!!

[birdonawire]

I have a super hacksaw for sale for the low price of........eeerrrr, how much is it worth to you????:whistle::whistle::whistle:

I will even show it to you:http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg67/Gryffonsflight/000_0405.jpg

Come here lets talk money.

[Panhead0422]

:eek:


I am laughing so hard!!! :))

I wonder if someone is going to have to worry about hemorrhoids in a day or two?

[Panhead0422]

Come here lets talk money.
How much can you borrow???