Steal this Thread...

[Panhead0422]

Rut-roh, methinks you may find yourself in someone's sights soon.... LOL

That's OK, I have kevlar body armor.

[Arya]

That's OK, I have kevlar body armor.
Does that protect you from Gooses?

[Panhead0422]

Do you have to squint to print????

[Panhead0422]

Does that protect you from Gooses?

NO, only from quacks.

[Arya]

Do you have to print to squint? LOL

[Arya]

NO, only from quacks.
I see.

Guess you'll never have to suffer from medical malqwacktice then... :shifty:

[Six Shooter]

That's OK, I have kevlar body armor.

Keep thinking that as I ajust for windage, oh and ignore that red dot.:cool:

[Jabber]

Keep thinking that as I ajust for windage, oh and ignore that red dot.:cool:

http://bestsmileys.com/army/10.gif

[Arya]

Caption this pic:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/conphu1/dancing_giraffees.gif

[Jabber]

OMG, just saw a new picture of that 70's pop star Leif Garrett. His mug shot in LA for heroin possesssion....Girls don't look.....I'm warning you...:confused:

[Jabber]

Caption this pic:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/conphu1/dancing_giraffees.gifHappy Feet

[Arya]

OMG, just saw a new picture of that 70's pop star Leif Garrett. His mug shot in LA for heroin possesssion....Girls don't look.....I'm warning you...:confused:
I never really thought he was that good looking back in the 70's...

Not into blondes... :confused:

[Jabber]

I never really thought he was that good looking back in the 70's...

Not into blondes... :confused:maybe you'll like his mug shot...receding hairline and all...:)

[Arya]

maybe you'll like his mug shot...receding hairline and all...:)
Not bald? Bald men can be sexxy too! :drool:

[Six Shooter]

Caption this pic:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/conphu1/dancing_giraffees.gif

Dance Comrade Dinski dance.

[Arya]

Happy Feet
Nice!

[Arya]

Dance Comrade Dinski dance.
:)) kewl!

[Jabber]

....I need a new digital camera

[tha malcontent™]

That's OK, I have kevlar body armor.

Somebody I know Socked somebody else I know wearing a Flack Jacket...

Broke (2) Knuckles.

:)

peace...

[morticia_28_358]

i know someone or 12 i'd love to punch right in the face :mad:

happy friday everyone :rolleyes:

[tha malcontent™]

i know someone or 12 i'd love to punch right in the face :mad:

happy friday everyone :rolleyes:

That's it, let it out...

:)

peace...

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

http://www.skiheavenly.com/audio_visual/scenic_photos/images/img03.jpg

http://www.skiheavenly.com/audio_visual/scenic_photos/images/img06.jpg

http://www.skiheavenly.com/audio_visual/scenic_photos/images/img08.jpg

[Jabber]

It's all down hill from here....

[Oddball]

Snow's poooooofier in Alta.

[Jabber]

poofy snow?

[Panhead0422]

Keep thinking that as I ajust for windage, oh and ignore that red dot.:cool:

You mean that red dot on the second story window behind you???
I think that I am safe enough here; I might be worried if I were standing behind you.

:twisted: :razz: :)) :))

[Panhead0422]

Caption this pic:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/conphu1/dancing_giraffees.gif

Arya, are you going through DT's from the Hannity Forum Addicts Thread????

[Panhead0422]

poofy snow?


Where did it go when it poofed??

[Oddball]

Yeah, poofy.

Higher in air content, less in water content.

[Mike88]

Definitions of stolen

Theft (also known as stealing) is, in general, the wrongful taking of someone else's property without that person's willful consent. In law, it is usually the broadest term for a crime against property. It is a general term that encompasses offences such as burglary, embezzlement, larceny, looting, robbery, trespassing, shoplifting, intrusion, fraud (theft by deception), and sometimes criminal conversion. Legally, theft is generally considered to be synonymous with larceny

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&oi=defmore&defl=en&q=define:stolen

[Six Shooter]

You mean that red dot on the second story window behind you???
I think that I am safe enough here; I might be worried if I were standing behind you.

:twisted: :razz: :)) :))

Put that mirror down you're messing with my aim, besides only girls carry pocket mirrors.

[Oddball]

If I get her in my sight.......

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

Snow's poooooofier in Alta.


Yes it is. Champagne Pow Pow :lol: Snowbird's not bad either.

[Panhead0422]

Put that mirror down you're messing with my aim, besides only girls carry pocket mirrors.

Sorrrrrryyyyy, I work for a VERY DIVERSE company and work habits are hard to break!!!!

:redface: :doh: :doh: :)) :))

[Panhead0422]

Bump.

[morticia_28_358]

it's mine!

[Panhead0422]

And now it is mine, give it here before I have to laugh at you!!!!!

:confused: :confused: :surprised :surprised

[Arya]

http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/273418031 (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062857/K=troll/v=2/SID=e/l=II/R=20/SS=i/OID=a9b772eb60a727b2/SIG=1cvudmvdc/EXP=1137953530/*-http%3A//images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3F_adv_prop%3Dimages%26imgsz%3Dall% 26imgc%3D%26vf%3Dall%26va%3Dtroll%26fr%3Dslv1-msgr%26ei%3DUTF-8&w=480&h=640&imgurl=www.kittybean.com%2Fimages%2F****%2Ftroll.j pg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kittybean.com%2Fimages%2Fstf u&size=11.6kB&name=troll.jpg&p=troll&type=jpeg&no=20&tt=74,940&ei=UTF-8)

Trollz are taking over-
Qwick, everyone run for your livez!!!

[Panhead0422]

Oh, Arya, stop "trolling", it's unbecoming of you!!

:wall: :doh:

[Arya]

Oh, Arya, stop "trolling", it's unbecoming of you!!

:wall: :doh:
"Trollz iz az Trollz Doez" (Life is like a box of Chocolates, Forrest....Get it?)

[Panhead0422]

"Trollz iz az Trollz Doez" (Life is like a box of Chocolates, Forrest....Get it?)
But someone chopped down all the trees in that "Forrest".

:naughty: :doh: :)) :))

[Arya]

But someone chopped down all the trees in that "Forrest".

:naughty: :doh: :)) :))
Ouch! Did he get "cut" off at the kneez?

LOL

[Panhead0422]

No, the anklez.

:doh: :(( :((

[Six Shooter]

No, the anklez.

:doh: :(( :((

There, there, you still have your personality.

Oops my bad:doh: you lost that too.

[Panhead0422]

There, there, you still have your personality.

Oops my bad:doh: you lost that too.

I resemble that remark!!!!!!!

:doh: :(( :(( :wall:

[Six Shooter]

Alright everyone get back, nobody move or the thread gets it.

[Panhead0422]

(steps forward) Alright let the thread "have it", I am taking over this Joint....go ahead and make the threads day. I'm waiting for it!!!!

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: on the threads grave.

oops, wrong thread again.

[tha malcontent™]

My last post Count ended in Triple 7's...

5 + 7 = 12...

12 x 5 is 60...

6 is in between 5 and 7...

6 is half of 12...

Do you Understand what this Means?...

:)

peace...

[Arya]

"The sky is falling, the sky is falling"....

:shifty:

[tha malcontent™]

"The sky is falling, the sky is falling"....

:shifty:

Better get an Umbrella!...

:)

peace...

[morticia_28_358]

My last post Count ended in Triple 7's...

5 + 7 = 12...

12 x 5 is 60...

6 is in between 5 and 7...

6 is half of 12...

Do you Understand what this Means?...

:)

peace...



not even a clue............im a wee bit slow :confused:

[tha malcontent™]

not even a clue............im a wee bit slow :confused:

It's all right there, man, can't you see it?...

It's so clear, man...

It's all so clear now!...

Why can't anyone see it?!?!?!?

I'm callin' Farrakan.

:)

peace...

[morticia_28_358]

It's all right there, man, can't you see it?...

It's so clear, man...

It's all so clear now!...

Why can't anyone see it?!?!?!?

I'm callin' Farrakan.

:)

peace...

what are you calling him, pm me i have choice names :))

[tha malcontent™]

what are you calling him, pm me i have choice names :))

Nice!...

Careful though, Croup and Original Man will come in here and start swingin'!

:)

peace...

[morticia_28_358]

Nice!...

Careful though, Croup and Original Man will come in here and start swingin'!

:)

peace...

i aint scared, i have pms working in my favor :))

[Six Shooter]

Behold the power of PMs.

[Panhead0422]

My last post Count ended in Triple 7's...

5 + 7 = 12...

12 x 5 is 60...

6 is in between 5 and 7...

6 is half of 12...

Do you Understand what this Means?...

:)

peace...

You LOSE??????
:confused: :eek: :whistle: :whistle:

LOL

[Panhead0422]

Behold the power of PMs.

I hear that every time a PM says bang you lose a toe.

:eek: :eek: :)) :)) :angel:

[morticia_28_358]

I hear that every time a PM says bang you lose a toe.

:eek: :eek: :)) :)) :angel:



it's PMS.... not PMs...:))

big difference, but sometimes just as annoying :))

[Panhead0422]

OOOOPPPPPSSSSS, my bad. But at least ol' bang bang six popper will feel better about his toes.

:cool: :) :)

[Six Shooter]

Every time you say PMS in a mirror three times, a man falls died.

[tha malcontent™]

i aint scared, i have pms working in my favor :))

Nice...

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Hey Mal, I think that the important question here is: Does she have a gun to go with the pms????

:question: :question: :shhh:

[morticia_28_358]

Hey Mal, I think that the important question here is: Does she have a gun to go with the pms????

:question: :question: :shhh:



i got a couple of big guns........:)) and i have a .9mm :))

[Panhead0422]

i got a couple of big guns........:)) and i have a .9mm :))

:eek: :eek: OOOOOOKKKKKKKK........ :redface: :redface: :silenced:

[morticia_28_358]

lmao.........just kidding

about the .9mm

[Panhead0422]

:eek: :silenced: :silenced: :whistle:

Isn't the weather nice today??????

ROF

[tha malcontent™]

Hey Mal, I think that the important question here is: Does she have a gun to go with the pms????

:question: :question: :shhh:

She can take you with one Look...

Those Eyes will Capture you.

:)

peace...

[morticia_28_358]

:redface:

[Panhead0422]

She can take you with one Look...

Those Eyes will Capture you.

:)

peace...

You are right, the EYES have it.

[morticia_28_358]

:redface:

[Six Shooter]

No Not The Face!!!!!!

[Panhead0422]

:naughty: Could it have something to do with big guns??:)) :))

[morticia_28_358]

this is gonna haunt me

[Panhead0422]

That is a possibility.

:)) :)) :))

[Jabber]

It's Monday.......again.

[Panhead0422]

And your point is?????

:)) :)) :)) :))

[tha malcontent™]

I am Charging you all with Theft of Thread...

Yep, ToT... Not a pretty word is it, Hi...

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

The truth hurts!!!!!


:(( :(( :(( :((

[Arya]

I am Charging you all with Theft of Thread...

Yep, ToT... Not a pretty word is it, Hi...

:)

peace...

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b51/Aryabella/Bella/frogs026.gif

Yep, unabashed ToT...

The Gekko made me do it....

Hah!

[morticia_28_358]

speakin of points......

it's cold

[Arya]

speakin of points......

it's cold
:eek:

Glad you "pointed" that out for us...

LOL

[Panhead0422]

speakin of points......

it's cold

The points are that it is warm here and I am WINNING!!!!

[Jabber]

The points are that it is warm here and I am WINNING!!!!Winning????:wall:

[Arya]

The points are that it is warm here and I am WINNING!!!!
Dude, wrong thread! LOL

[Panhead0422]

Well I will just kill this thread, then.

:)) :)) :)) :clap: :shhh:

[Arya]

Well I will just kill this thread, then.

:)) :)) :)) :clap: :shhh:
You're doing it again! LOL

[Jabber]

Smoked Ham and turkey Deli sandwich...

[Panhead0422]

I finally got it right and now I am stealing this thread!!!!!

:redface: :clap: :clap: :))

[Jabber]

I finally got it right and now I am stealing this thread!!!!!

:redface: :clap: :clap: :))Good, take it far far away....

[Panhead0422]

Far enough????

:angel: :angel: :angel:

[Jabber]

Far enough????

:angel: :angel: :angel:No, rev up that panhead and "git outta here"....

[Panhead0422]

putt,putt,BANG!!VVVVVRRRROOOOOOOOMMM!

[Six Shooter]

*Steals thread from Panhead jumps in his tank and drives off in to the sunset*

Victory is mine!

[Panhead0422]

Panhead just laughs as he holds fuel tand drain plug AND THREAD in hand!!!!

:)) :)) :))

[Six Shooter]

Six Shooter laughs as he put a spare gas cap on the fuel tank, and waves the real thread as he buttons the hatch.

[Jabber]

And Jabber just saunters away with this thread under his arm...

[Six Shooter]

Theif!! Kill Him!!! :)) :))

*runs over Jabber with his tank*

[Jabber]

Theif!! Kill Him!!! :)) :))

*runs over Jabber with his tank*Lets the tank treads pass on either side of him....Good thing tanks have ground clearance...;)

[Panhead0422]

Six Shooter laughs as he put a spare gas cap on the fuel tank, and waves the real thread as he buttons the hatch.

Panhead laughs even harder as he bounces the fuel tank DRAIN PLUG in his hand and pulls the REAL THREAD OUT OF THE INSIDE OF HIS SHIRT!!!


ROLLS ON PAVEMENT LAUGHING:)) :)) :)) :))

[Jabber]

Panhead laughs even harder as he bounces the fuel tank DRAIN PLUG in his hand and pulls the REAL THREAD OUT OF THE INSIDE OF HIS SHIRT!!!


ROLLS ON PAVEMENT LAUGHING:)) :)) :)) :))Jabber picks up the REAL THREAD and continues on down the road

[morticia_28_358]

okay......what y'all got into?

there has been something smoked, injected, rubbed in, snorted or something :))

[Panhead0422]

Tanks and Motorcycles.

:wall: :doh:

[morticia_28_358]

i wanna ride a harley

(cant stand those crotch-rockets)

[Panhead0422]

Jabber picks up the REAL THREAD and continues on down the road


Panhead parks his panhead on top of jabber, picks up thread and peels out down the road.

[Six Shooter]

Six Shooter blows Panhead's panhead away with his fixed M1.

[Panhead0422]

Panhead calls in A-10 airstrike, recovers thread from wreckage of Six shooters M-1, gets in tow truck carrying his panhead to his garage for repairs.

[Six Shooter]

Crawls out of the tank wreckage and calls in a MRLS strike on Panheads garage.

[Panhead0422]

Panhead frees hulk alter ego, stuffs six shooter in empty launch tube of MLRS and launches entire MLRS into low earth orbit.

:)) :)) :))

[Six Shooter]

Six Shooter discovers he has the powers of the Human Torch, he then lays waste to PanHulk.

[Panhead0422]

Panhulk throws six shooter in lake.....six shooter is steamed.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :whistle:

[Six Shooter]

Six zaps pan with his new powers given to him by the lizard-fish in the lake...... Pan is extra crispy.

[Panhead0422]

Six zaps pan with his new powers given to him by the lizard-fish in the lake...... Pan is extra crispy.

Panhulk heals almost instantly and swats Six Shooter into a snowbank at the north pole causing the water in his pistols to freeze solid.

[Marijuana_MyAntiDrug]

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

[notluzn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

Stop Doing Durgs so you dont post things like this. LMAO.

Anywho I just stabbed Panhulk in the neck cutting his head off and I jumped into the USS Enterprise and Warped the Hell out of the Solar system..

[Panhead0422]

Panhulk picks up head, flings it through the right engine nacelle destroying all propulsion systems and jumps through battle bridge hull to the command deck. Turns Captain Notluzn and bridge crew into goo before trashing the rest of the crew during the search for his head. Enterprise crew: eleven hundred casualties, three survivors. Panhulk: recovered head, possesion of thread and a mild calming effect. Moral: don't annoy already ****ed off Panhulks.

:doh: :think: :whistle: :whistle:

[Jabber]

Panhulk picks up head, flings it through the right engine nacelle destroying all propulsion systems and jumps through battle bridge hull to the command deck. Turns Captain Notluzn and bridge crew into goo before trashing the rest of the crew during the search for his head. Enterprise crew: eleven hundred casualties, three survivors. Panhulk: recovered head, possesion of thread and a mild calming effect. Moral: don't annoy already ****ed off Panhulks.

:doh: :think: :whistle: :whistle:And Jabber walks away with the thread again...:)

[Panhead0422]

Jabber Jabbed into ground by Panhulk, Panhulk thunders away in high drudgeon, muttering plans for next entity to attempt to steal thread.

:evil: :mad: :mad: :think: :evil:

[Jabber]

Jabber Jabbed into ground by Panhulk, Panhulk thunders away in high drudgeon, muttering plans for next entity to attempt to steal thread.

:evil: :mad: :mad: :think: :evil:Panhulk? :) :snooty:

[Panhead0422]

My evil, destructive and violent side. It only shows up when I don't get my every whim fulfilled.
Consider yourself warned.

:twisted: :evil: :))

[Cabel]

Carling Cup today, 2nd leg semi-final at Highbury, WOO-HOO C'MON YOU GUNNERS!!!

[Panhead0422]

Carling Cup today, 2nd leg semi-final at Highbury, WOO-HOO C'MON YOU GUNNERS!!!

Panhulk sinks all boats and participants for stealing PANHULK'S THREAD!!!!

[Jabber]

Panhulk sinks all boats and participants for stealing PANHULK'S THREAD!!!!So, I see you're going the way of Conphu and his minions....didn't work then, won't work now. There's too many of us to conquer

[Cabel]

Conquer? The only conquering that needs done today is for Arsenal to defeat Wigan Athletic (although we are down one-nil going into the second leg) and thereby allowing the glorious Gunners to progress to the Carling Cup final (which we haven't won since 92-93)
:dance:

[ChloeP]

Conquer? The only conquering that needs done today is for Arsenal to defeat Wigan Athletic (although we are down one-nil going into the second leg) and thereby allowing the glorious Gunners to progress to the Carling Cup final (which we haven't won since 92-93)
:dance:


huh?????

[Panhead0422]

So, I see you're going the way of Conphu and his minions....didn't work then, won't work now. There's too many of us to conquer

Panhulk smash Conphu AND minions.

[Arya]

Panhulk sinks all boats and participants for stealing PANHULK'S THREAD!!!!
Nuh-uh, don't let Mal hear you say that...He might have an issue with that...

[Jabber]

Panhulk smash Conphu AND minions.I knew there was something I liked about you...:)

[Panhead0422]

Nuh-uh, don't let Mal hear you say that...He might have an issue with that...

Mal NOT WANT ISSUES with Panhulk, Panhulk SMASH Mal.

[Arya]

Mal NOT WANT ISSUES with Panhulk, Panhulk SMASH Mal.
Ruh-roh, hear a "rumble" coming on.... Ha!!

[Jabber]

http://bestsmileys.com/violent/18.gifIt's my thread now...

[Panhead0422]

Ruh-roh, hear a "rumble" coming on.... Ha!!

Not rumble, SQUISHHHHH.

[Panhead0422]

http://bestsmileys.com/violent/18.gifIt's my thread now...


BRAVE, you take beating well. Red not my color. Blue my color.

[Arya]

I hear a rumble going on, nobody can get along,
Faces bloodied, beaten, and forlong,
All for ownership for something where we all belong!

I hear a rumble going on....

http://bestsmileys.com/hitting/3.gif

[Jabber]

Let's Get Ready to RUMBLE!!!!!

http://bestsmileys.com/animals/7.gif

[morticia_28_358]

Let's Get Ready to RUMBLE!!!!!

http://bestsmileys.com/animals/7.gif



plop, plop, fizz, fizz ?

[Jabber]

plop, plop, fizz, fizz ?I love that clip...:)

[morticia_28_358]

I love that clip...:)

i know.......reminds me of me and my twin :))

[Jabber]

i know.......reminds me of me and my twin :))And which one are you? :confused:

[morticia_28_358]

runs about 50/50 on that deal........we were both starting fights...lol

[Jabber]

runs about 50/50 on that deal........we were both starting fights...lolThat's why I liked being the oldest....:)

[morticia_28_358]

im the middle, i guess............older brother and a sis that was born 7 minutes after me :))

that explains it.......i have middle child syndrome!

[Jabber]

im the middle, i guess............older brother and a sis that was born 7 minutes after me :))

that explains it.......i have middle child syndrome!:cry: so sorry....my bro (the middle kid) was and still is two....I mean too :)

[Six Shooter]

I leave for a few hours and the place becomes a mess. TISK TISK TISK :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

[notluzn]

I have to pee....

[Six Shooter]

Well try to hit a car.

[Jabber]

Well try to hit a car.A moving one? On the Freeway?

[ChloeP]

Let's Get Ready to RUMBLE!!!!!

http://bestsmileys.com/animals/7.gif


I could watch this all day and never stop laughing!!!!

[Jabber]

I could watch this all day and never stop laughing!!!!Me too....it's got to be one of my all time favorites....:)) :)) :))

[Panhead0422]

I leave for a few hours and the place becomes a mess. TISK TISK TISK :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:


Well, what are you waiting for,an engraved invitation, clean it up!!!!

:eek: :rolleyes: :whistle: :whistle:

[Six Shooter]

I called your mother she'll be over in a few to clean up.

[tha malcontent™]

My Thread's about to turn 1,000...

I Promised myself I wouldn't Cry...:cry: ...:((

:)

peace...

[morticia_28_358]

me and the thread's goin out dancin :dance:

[Panhead0422]

I called your mother she'll be over in a few to clean up.

Thanks for nothing, now we will never hear the end of it. Nag, nag, gan, gan(forwards and backward).
Scary thought: PLEASE tell me that you didn't call the FIRST SHIRT.

[tha malcontent™]

me and the thread's goin out dancin :dance:

Use Protection...

You don't know where this Thread's been!... ;)

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

UUUUHHHH-OOOOOHHHHH, I hope that I didn't catch a TTD (Thread Transmitted Disease). The thread did say something about being a frayed knot.

[Arya]

UUUUHHHH-OOOOOHHHHH, I hope that I didn't catch a TTD (Thread Transmitted Disease). The thread did say something about being a frayed knot.
Can you catch a TTD? I'm afrayed not........


:whistle:
:whistle:


:mrgreen:

[morticia_28_358]

Use Protection...

You don't know where this Thread's been!... ;)

:)

peace...


vertical dancing, mal....gees

[Mike88]

http://www.pharaohhca.com/images/HAMPER%20THIEF.jpg

[Panhead0422]

Can you catch a TTD? I'm afrayed not........


:whistle:
:whistle:


:mrgreen:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: We will all probably know in about two weeks (symptons should be showing by then).

:pray: :pray: :redface: :naughty: :boohoo:

[Jebster]

Huh?

[Jabber]

Maybe? :rolleyes:

[tha malcontent™]

Huh?

The above was Post #911 on this Thread...

My ****** Biggie got an Itchy One Grip...

One in the Chamber, 32 in the Clip.

:)

peace...

[Jabber]

The above was Post #911 on this Thread...

My ****** Biggie got an Itchy One Grip...

One in the Chamber, 32 in the Clip.

:)

peace...Safety off? ;)

[tha malcontent™]

Safety off? ;)

Of course!...

That reminds me, I gotta get my CCP.

:)

peace...

[Jabber]

WooHoo, the boss called in today......he's sick....:lol:

[Arya]

TGIF!!

Yeah baby, YEAH!!!

:dance:

[Jabber]

TGIF!!


Yeah baby, YEAH!!!

:dance:And today is OT!!! :razz:

[Arya]

And today is OT!!! :razz:
Trying to stay away from all the bosses in your life today? Just kidding!!!! It's always nice to be able to go about work w/o the boss being around.

[Jabber]

Trying to stay away from all the bosses in your life today? Just kidding!!!! It's always nice to be able to go about work w/o the boss being around.I actually get more work done....:wall: ;)

[tha malcontent™]

I barely got my last print out before UPS was going to Bail...

We Bribbed him to stay with Candy and Sody.

:)

peace...

[Jabber]

Hi Jack........:lol:

[morticia_28_358]

I barely got my last print out before UPS was going to Bail...

We Bribbed him to stay with Candy and Sody.

:)

peace...


hmmm, i can get the fed-ex and the ups guys to stick around if i have on a v neck....lol

[Jabber]

hmmm, i can get the fed-ex and the ups guys to stick around if i have on a v neck....lolMaybe you could, but certainly not me....;)

[tha malcontent™]

Maybe you could, but certainly not me....;)

Or me...

But the UPS Girl how sometimes Delivers and Picks-up might be Swayed by my Plumber's Crack.

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Would that make her a crack addict????

:eek: :rolleyes: :whistle: :whistle:

[Oddball]

I tell ya.... Them Foamy the squirrel cartoons are funny!

[EnchantedFrog]

Would that make her a crack addict????

:eek: :rolleyes: :whistle: :whistle:
or mal a crack dealer???

[morticia_28_358]

Or me...

But the UPS Girl how sometimes Delivers and Picks-up might be Swayed by my Plumber's Crack.

:)

peace...


run a bead of caulk down that thang, mal!!:whistle:

[Arya]

Or me...

But the UPS Girl how sometimes Delivers and Picks-up might be Swayed by my Plumber's Crack.

:)

peace...
Dude, no woman can ever be swayed by the the notorious Plumber's Crack....Except, perhaps, to leave suddenly in the opposite direction...

LOL!!!

:hand:

[Six Shooter]

Carefull children have been said to go exploring in said "crack" (read: crack of DOOM)

[Arya]

Carefull children have been said to go exploring in said "crack" (read: crack of DOOM)
Answer to the nefarious plumers crack dilemma:
"Mamma always told me to say NO to crack"....

:hand:

[Panhead0422]

This thread is now all cracked out, thank god for small favors.

[Arya]

Is it better to be cracked out than cracked up???

[Panhead0422]

Both!!!!!

[tha malcontent™]

Soon, this Thread will break 1,000.

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Soon, this Thread will break 1,000.

:)

peace...

Yep, soon enough.

[Oddball]

Damn, the snow wasn't quite as poofy as I had expected today.

Good thing there were lots of weekend warriors to chop it up.

[Panhead0422]

Damn, the snow wasn't quite as poofy as I had expected today.

Good thing there were lots of weekend warriors to chop it up.

Were they using machetes?????

[Oddball]

No, rental skis.

[Panhead0422]

Lift off for the Alpha Centauri system exploration is in twenty three hours and fifty two minutes.....

[morticia_28_358]

someone emailed me clips of beavis and butthead

[Panhead0422]

someone emailed me clips of beavis and butthead

Which parts did they clip off???

[morticia_28_358]

Which parts did they clip off???


not those parts...................audio clips...........

id just as soon not see THAT in cartoon form!!:redface::lol::rolleyes:

[tha malcontent™]

Damn, the snow wasn't quite as poofy as I had expected today.

Good thing there were lots of weekend warriors to chop it up.

I gotta get up the ****in' Mountain. :wall:

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

I gotta get up the ****in' Mountain. :wall:

:)

peace...

Are we going to end up with a bunch of molehills?????

[Six Shooter]

Are we going to end up with a bunch of molehills?????

Molehills are to small, we're going to get a bunch of elephantholes.

[Panhead0422]

Rectal or ear?????

:think: :eek: :)) :)) :)) :doh:

[tha malcontent™]

He said, Rectal...

Rectum?... Damn near Killed 'em!

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

You sure about That????

[Jabber]

Why am I up at 5:36 am?:cry:

[Arya]

Why am I up at 5:36 am?:cry:
Cuz you're an addict and had to post here to make up for time lost?

[Panhead0422]

I fell down a well and all is not well, as my leg has begun to swell.

oops, I thought that I was on the liars club thread.

[Jabber]

Stand still or the big guy gets it....:shifty:

[Panhead0422]

Whatcha gonna give him, Blabber?????

:rolleyes: :naughty: :)) :)) :))

[Six Shooter]

Stand still or the big guy gets it....:shifty:

You shouldnt talk about Panhead like that.

[Panhead0422]

:clap: :clap: I got IT, I stole the thread!!!!!:)) :)) :))

[morticia_28_358]

kicks pan in the leg, snatches thread and runs away giggling

[Panhead0422]

kicks pan in the leg, snatches thread and runs away giggling

Panhead throws pan from head, trips Morticia, strangles thread into submission and runs away guffawing.

[morticia_28_358]

Panhead throws pan from head, trips Morticia, strangles thread into submission and runs away guffawing.

sounds like the last date i went on...........do i know u :)):mrgreen::doh:

[Panhead0422]

No, are you sure that that wasn't my brother, Knucklehead?????

:rolleyes: :doh: :D :D

[Arya]

:dance:

"You spin me right round, baby, right round. Like a record baby, round round, round round...."

:dance:

[tha malcontent™]

:dance:

"You spin me right round, baby, right round. Like a record baby, round round, round round...."

:dance:

I thought that was a Song about ****in' Fat Girls...

"Ride Round, Ride Round, on my ****** baby, Ride Round"...

Hey, that's not what this Thread is for.

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Was that from Bicycle by queen, about fat bottomed girls?

[tha malcontent™]

Was that from Bicycle by queen, about fat bottomed girls?

That one always Concerned me...

Freddie Mecury signing about have Sex with Women... :think:

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

That would have been strange.

[Arya]

I thought that was a Song about ****in' Fat Girls...

"Ride Round, Ride Round, on my ****** baby, Ride Round"...

Hey, that's not what this Thread is for.

:)

peace...
No, that is one of my fav 80's dance tunes by Dead or Alive.

Yes, the lead singer is a Queen, but not of the Freddy Mercury persuasion.

P.S. Freddie was bi (ANd that don't mean bi-cycle), and loved women that got "back". ... ;)

[Jabber]

Now, back on topic.....If Arya posts here or in the Last Poster thread again this thread gets it...:shifty:

[Oddball]

Damn.....it's DUMPING out there.

Gonna be deeeeeep tomorrow! :D

[morticia_28_358]

Damn.....it's DUMPING out there.

Gonna be deeeeeep tomorrow! :D

ohhh how i hope ur talking about snow!!

[Oddball]

Yup.

[Panhead0422]

Yup.

I'm glad, otherwise this thread might REALLY stink.

[Jabber]

I'm glad, otherwise this thread might REALLY stink.:hand:

[Panhead0422]

Why should I????


Your *** isn't listening anyway!!!!!


:eek: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

[tha malcontent™]

No, that is one of my fav 80's dance tunes by Dead or Alive.

Yes, the lead singer is a Queen, but not of the Freddy Mercury persuasion.

P.S. Freddie was bi (ANd that don't mean bi-cycle), and loved women that got "back". ... ;)

Sam Kinison said it best... You either **** a ****, or you don't.

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

If anyone moves to stop me, I'm putting one through the back of the threads head. If I can't have it, you can't have it!!!!!!

:rolleyes: :doh: :wall: :)) :)) :))

[Jabber]

...it's a "Call of Duty 2" weekend.....if I finish my honey-dos...:wall:

[tha malcontent™]

If anyone moves to stop me, I'm putting one through the back of the threads head. If I can't have it, you can't have it!!!!!!

:rolleyes: :doh: :wall: :)) :)) :))

There's a red dot on your Forehead, and another on your Chest...

:)

peace...

[Jabber]

There's a red dot on your Forehead, and another on your Chest...

:)

peace...one word...."DUCK" ;)

[Panhead0422]

Qqqquuuuuaaaaccccckkkkk!!!!!!!

[Arya]

Qqqquuuuuaaaaccccckkkkk!!!!!!!
"Did somebody step on a duck?" -Rodney Dangerfield

[Jabber]

"Did somebody step on a duck?" -Rodney Dangerfield"pressed Duck"??????

[Jabber]

"pressed Duck"??????Reminds me of the time my wife ran over our daughters duck with the truck and trailer....:doh:

[Panhead0422]

Reminds me of the time my wife ran over our daughters duck with the truck and trailer....:doh:



Did she back up to see what she hit?????:rolleyes:

:)) :)) :)) :))

[Jabber]

Did she back up to see what she hit?????:rolleyes:

:)) :)) :)) :))She was backing the trailer at the time....:redface:

[Panhead0422]

I guess that you could say that the duck was all quacked up after that crackup.

:wall: :redface: :redface: (bad pun)

[Oddball]

Man, it was deep and pooooofy out there today!!

Looks like I won't be hitting the snooze bar tomorrow!!
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3795/pow3fo.jpg

[tha malcontent™]

Man, it was deep and pooooofy out there today!!

Looks like I won't be hitting the snooze bar tomorrow!!
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3795/pow3fo.jpg

Damn it, Damn it, Damn it, Damn it, Damn it...

When are you going to Invite me up to Board, man?

:)

peace...

[Jabber]

Damn it, Damn it, Damn it, Damn it, Damn it...

When are you going to Invite me up to Board, man?

:)

peace...Try it with lead ankles weights....

[morticia_28_358]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3795/pow3fo.jpg

great pic....................it was 72 here today............:wall::wall::wall:

i must move to a colder climate

[Panhead0422]

And just for that.........

[Jabber]

And just for that.............waiting.....:think:

[tha malcontent™]

7 more to go!...

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

six more to go, now.

[Panhead0422]

five more.

[Panhead0422]

four more.

[tha malcontent™]

It's mine!... MINE!...

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

Three more.

[tha malcontent™]

You won't Steal my Grand!...

:)

peace...

[Panhead0422]

It's mine!!!!!