Ask Joey Anything...

[Joeybear23]

Okay, not that anyone is just dying to ask me something or even slightly interested in me, but here's your chance.

Fire away.

(if this thread gets no replies, I will be sorely offended... but relieved)

[Paul31]

Are you really Mod3? :lol: :lol:

[Beefcake]

Who would win in a Fight .. Han solo Or Indiana Jones .. Chewy in Hans Corner and Sean Connery in Indiana's corner

Don Knotts is the Ref

[chip]

Who would win in a Fight .. Han solo Or Indiana Jones .. Chewy in Hans Corner and Sean Connery in Indiana's corner

Duh

Ron Paul

[Paul31]

Why are you a Bears fan, Joey?

[Joeybear23]

Are you really Mod3? :lol: :lol:

:shhh:

:eh:

Let me contact my lawyers and get back to you...

[Paul31]

:)) :))

[super cool ski instructor]

Who would win in a Fight .. Han solo Or Indiana Jones .. Chewy in Hans Corner and Sean Connery in Indiana's corner

Don Knotts is the Ref

I am so glad you asked...that way I don't have too. :D

[Joeybear23]

Who would win in a Fight .. Han solo Or Indiana Jones .. Chewy in Hans Corner and Sean Connery in Indiana's corner

Don Knotts is the Ref

Han Solo... Hans down.:)
Especially if they let him have his blaster at his side.

[Paul31]

Joey, since you live in TX, have you ever seen snow?

[Joeybear23]

Why are you a Bears fan, Joey?

2 reasons:

1. My very first Superbowl to ever watch was in 1985, and I was 7 and very impressionable
2. the Bears ROCK!

[Paul31]

Han Solo... Hans down.:)
Especially if they let him have his blaster at his side.
Very true.

[Beefcake]

Han Solo... Hans down.:)
Especially if they let him have his blaster at his side.


Did Ski Pay you ?? ... LOL J.K..

[Joeybear23]

Joey, since you live in TX, have you ever seen snow?

I have in fact seen snow, but it averages less than 2 days a year in my area, and it rarely ever sticks.

Ice, on the other hand...

[Joeybear23]

Did Ski Pay you ?? ... LOL J.K..

She has sworn me to secrecy...

[super cool ski instructor]

Did Ski Pay you ?? ... LOL J.K..

Joey is just that damn smart ;)

[Beefcake]

Joey is just that damn smart ;)


:hug:

[Joeybear23]

Hey Joey, how'd you get so good lookin'?

[super cool ski instructor]

:hug:

how you doin'? :hug:

[Joeybear23]

Hey Joey, how'd you get so good lookin'?

Hard work and genetics.

[super cool ski instructor]

Hard work and genetics.

:lol:

Pics please!

[Gaby77]

:lol:

Pics please!

Why?

[Joeybear23]

:lol:

Pics please!
I'm sorry, the answer must be in the form of a question. Circle gets the square.

[super cool ski instructor]

Why?

I want to see what he looks like...since he asked himself how good looking he was ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

I'm sorry, the answer must be in the form of a question. Circle gets the square.

What is: Can Joey pics so the rest of us can see how good looking he is?

[Joeybear23]

Why?

Gaby, this is the "Ask Joey Anything" thread, not the "Ask Super Cool Ski Instructor Anything" thread. Sheesh. Trying to hijack my thread on the first page. :naughty:

[Joeybear23]

What is: Can Joey pics so the rest of us can see how good looking he is?

Yes I can.

[super cool ski instructor]

Yes I can.

What is: Will Joey post pics? :D

[Joeybear23]

What is: Will Joey post pics? :D

Yeah yeah yeah, okay...

Nothing new though, so everybody has seen these:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/huh.jpg

[Joeybear23]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Joey.jpg

[Joeybear23]

and...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Joey_and_Joey_small.jpg

[Gaby77]

Gaby, this is the "Ask Joey Anything" thread, not the "Ask Super Cool Ski Instructor Anything" thread. Sheesh. Trying to hijack my thread on the first page. :naughty:

Second page. And I've seen em.

[Joeybear23]

oops, and of cours ethere's this one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/muscles.jpg

[Joeybear23]

Second page. And I've seen em.

well excuuuuuuuse me for formating my pages for 40 posts each. :D

[Gaby77]

well excuuuuuuuse me for formating my pages for 40 posts each. :D

;)

[super cool ski instructor]

and...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Joey_and_Joey_small.jpg

Now see, I have never seen this one before!

Very nice pic!!!! :D

[Joeybear23]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Joey1.jpg

[super cool ski instructor]

oops, and of cours ethere's this one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/muscles.jpg

Soooo hawt!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[Joeybear23]

Now see, I have never seen this one before!

Very nice pic!!!! :D

Yeah, that's me and my clone.
He's still a blonde, but at least I got the gender right this time.
Why we put him in that squid outfit, I'll never know...

[Gaby77]

Very nice.

[super cool ski instructor]

Yeah, that's me and my clone.
He's still a blonde, but at least I got the gender right this time.
Why we put him in that squid outfit, I'll never know...

Shame on you :))

[Joeybear23]

Shame on you :))

I was an AF brat, and my Gramps was Army...

[chichimama]

Yeah, that's me and my clone.
He's still a blonde, but at least I got the gender right this time.
Why we put him in that squid outfit, I'll never know...

What's wrong with squids? :evil:

[Joeybear23]

What's wrong with squids? :evil:

Well, uh... hmmm. :think:

You know, I never actually asked myself that.
Is there something inherently wrong with them?

Nope... just their sissy outfits. :razz: ;)

[melinda]

So Joey, how did you get so damn good looking??

[chichimama]

Well, uh... hmmm. :think:

You know, I never actually asked myself that.
Is there something inherently wrong with them?

Nope... just their sissy outfits. :razz: ;)

:snooty: The dress uniform is tradition. The flap in the back was designed to keep sailor's long hair from getting the uniform shirt dirty.

[Gaby77]

So Joey, how did you get so damn good looking??

He already answered that.

[goodlife]

I wanna know if you're done having kids yet!

[Joeybear23]

:snooty: The dress uniform is tradition. The flap in the back was designed to keep sailor's long hair from getting the uniform shirt dirty.

Oh chichimama, it's just friendly ribbing.
You know I love and respect every member of the military who honorably serves my country and defends my freedoms. Squids included.

[chichimama]

Oh chichimama, it's just friendly ribbing.
You know I love and respect every member of the military who honorably serves my country and defends my freedoms. Squids included.

I know you're just kidding. :hug:

[Joeybear23]

So Joey, how did you get so damn good looking??

:lol:

Lots and lots of plastic surgery. ;)

[Joeybear23]

I wanna know if you're done having kids yet!

Since you're a mod I will answer, even though you didn't put it in the form of a question.

Not until she says stop. I love babies, and I love making them. :D

[melinda]

:lol:

Lots and lots of plastic surgery. ;)

I don't believe that...I already read the other answer. ;)

[goodlife]

Since you're a mod I will answer, even though you didn't put it in the form of a question.

Not until she says stop. I love babies, and I love making them. :D

Are you still at 3 or are there more now?

[Joeybear23]

I don't believe that...I already read the other answer. ;)
Oh, well okay then. :angel:

[Joeybear23]

Are you still at 3 or are there more now?

Just 3 so far.
We had our fingers crossed a few months ago, but that was a false alarm.
We are currently trying... okay, well we are not trying right NOW, because I'm at work, but you get the picture. :lol:

[melinda]

Just 3 so far.
We had our fingers crossed a few months ago, but that was a false alarm.
We are currently trying... okay, well we are not trying right NOW, because I'm at work, but you get the picture. :lol:

your coworkers might enjoy the show..........what do you think??

[Joeybear23]

your coworkers might enjoy the show..........what do you think??

:think:

Nah. I think it breaks about 50 corporate policies...

[Gaby77]

Just 3 so far.
We had our fingers crossed a few months ago, but that was a false alarm.
We are currently trying... okay, well we are not trying right NOW, because I'm at work, but you get the picture. :lol:

There is nothing "just" about having three, I'll tell you that!

[melinda]

:think:

Nah. I think it breaks about 50 corporate policies...

but wouldn't that be a great way to go out!? ...with a bang!!

[Joeybear23]

There is nothing "just" about having three, I'll tell you that!

:lol:

I'll give you that.

[Joeybear23]

but wouldn't that be a great way to go out!? ...with a bang!!

nice double entente... :lol:

[Gaby77]

:lol:

I'll give you that.

;)

[melinda]

nice double entente... :lol:

:dance:

[Paul31]

Joey, how did this thread fall off the front page?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite day of the week?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your take on people who ask you dumb questions?

[Paul31]

Joey what is your take on people who ask those "Who would win in a fight____?"

[Paul31]

Joey what is your opinion of the music group the Monkees?

[Paul31]

Joey, if you could visit another planet in the universe, which would it be?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of bottled water?

[Paul31]

Speaking of the "Who would win in a fight question" I have one for you. Who would win in a fight between Jack Daniels vs. Crown Royal? Not the Reserve Special either.

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite cereal?

[Paul31]

Joey, aren't you glad you started this thread? :)

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that I have to much time on my hands asking you these insane questions? :)

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite city?

[Paul31]

Joey do you like to gamble? :)

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite movie you have seen this summer?

[Paul31]

Joey, would you ever like to travel through time? :)

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever run in the Boston Marathon?

[Paul31]

What is your take on people who fly around in hot air balloons?

[Paul31]

What is your take on the WNBA?

[Paul31]

What is your favorite color?

[Paul31]

What is your least favorite color?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite animal?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite coffee from Starbucks?

[Paul31]

Joey what is your opinion of the OnStar ad on Hannity.com?

[Paul31]

Joey, who is your favorite space alien?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you signed up for the chance to meet Mr. Hannity in the Hanging With Hannity Sweepstakes?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever used the "contact us" link at the bottom of the board?

[Paul31]

Joey what is your favorite body of water?

[Paul31]

What is your take on volcanoes?

[Paul31]

What is your opinion of the roadrunner cartoons?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite restaurant?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite toothpaste?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever forgotten your anniversary?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you ever take the pen and paper pads from the hotels when you travel?

[Paul31]

Joey, when do you think we will hit the 5,000,000 post mark on Hannity.com?

[Paul31]

Joey do you like to eat very hot peppers?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite vacuum cleaner brand name?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like Chinese food?

[TXMarine]

Joey, are we there yet?

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, why is Jello so Jelloey, but Butter isn't?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Joey... Why is Paul Obesessed with you?... ;)

:)

peace...

[Cutiepie]

Joey, how is your wife doin'?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how did this thread fall off the front page?

Keeping a thread on the front page requires replies... as you have no doubt discovered. :mrgreen:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your take on people who ask you dumb questions?

There is no such thing as a dumb question. Just dumb people.

[Joeybear23]

Joey what is your take on people who ask those "Who would win in a fight____?"

I try not to take on people who use fightin' words. These hands are lethal weapons, registered only in the state of Texas, so I can't travel much.

[Joeybear23]

Joey what is your opinion of the music group the Monkees?

They're too busy singin' to put anybody down.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, if you could visit another planet in the universe, which would it be?

Good question...

My answer is Mars so I can find the rover, bring it back, and sell it on eBay.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of bottled water?

Water should come from a well, not a bottle.

[Joeybear23]

Speaking of the "Who would win in a fight question" I have one for you. Who would win in a fight between Jack Daniels vs. Crown Royal? Not the Reserve Special either.

Ted Kennedy.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite cereal?

My favorite cereal today is Lucky Charms.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, aren't you glad you started this thread? :)

Yes.

I feel it is helping all the frequenters of this board to learn some very important things about me.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that I have to much time on my hands asking you these insane questions? :)

My sources point to yes.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite city?

Gainesville, Texas.

[Joeybear23]

Joey do you like to gamble? :)

No.
I am not a betting man... besides the occasional Fantasy Football pool.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite movie you have seen this summer?

Transformers, followed by Bourne Ultimatum and Die Hard 18.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, would you ever like to travel through time? :)

I prefer to travel through time the old fashioned way: forward at one second per second

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever run in the Boston Marathon?

No, but I have walked along part of the path that the Boston Marathon follows.

[Joeybear23]

What is your take on people who fly around in hot air balloons?

They are kinda out there... or up there...

[Joeybear23]

What is your take on the WNBA?

Is disappointing, a whole league full of women who are a whole lot better than me at basketball.

[Joeybear23]

What is your favorite color?

Red.

[Joeybear23]

What is your least favorite color?

fuchsia

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite animal?

My dog Sargent.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite coffee from Starbucks?

I've never set foot in a Starbucks before...
I'm Mormon, I don't drink coffee.

[Joeybear23]

Joey what is your opinion of the OnStar ad on Hannity.com?

It is positioned symmetrically on the page. Well done, Admin.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, who is your favorite space alien?

I would have to say Optimus Prime.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you signed up for the chance to meet Mr. Hannity in the Hanging With Hannity Sweepstakes?

No. We're pretty tight. I don't have to win a contest to hang with Sean.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever used the "contact us" link at the bottom of the board?

No. I have a direct line.

[Joeybear23]

Joey what is your favorite body of water?

Since humans are 70% water, I'd have to say my wife.:cool:

[Joeybear23]

What is your take on volcanoes?

In my version of "Joe Vs. the Volcano" Joe wins.

[Joeybear23]

What is your opinion of the roadrunner cartoons?

It doesn't shed a good light on the ACME corporation.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite restaurant?

Olive Garden

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite toothpaste?

Colgate Total Whitening

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever forgotten your anniversary?

No. Why would I forget the happiest day of my life?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you ever take the pen and paper pads from the hotels when you travel?

Of course. They are complimentary. Just like the shower curtains and the tv remote.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, when do you think we will hit the 5,000,000 post mark on Hannity.com?

It depends on if you keep posting with such frequency in my thread...

[Joeybear23]

Joey do you like to eat very hot peppers?

I can, but minus the machismo factor there really is no benefit.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite vacuum cleaner brand name?

Kirby

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like Chinese food?

Affirmative

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are we there yet?

I certainly hope so.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why is Jello so Jelloey, but Butter isn't?...

:)

peace...

:think:

Because we don't have Hillarycare yet.

[Joeybear23]

Joey... Why is Paul Obesessed with you?... ;)

:)

peace...

I don't know, but my gaydar is overheating.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how is your wife doin'?

Well, I used up most of my vacation time for the year staying with her. I have to save some for when the baby gets here (my vacation time turns over in April, and the baby's due in March) so I am back at work now. Her sisters and some friends at church are really pitching in. She still needs to take it very easy, but all sonograms show the baby is doing very well (and very active).

[tha malcontent™]

Why do Armpits Stink if not Cleaned Regularly?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Why do Armpits Stink if not Cleaned Regularly?...

:)

peace...

It's not that they stink, they just smell like your typical run-of-the-mill liberal when you forget hygiene as part of your daily routine.

[jet]

Joey!! Another Joeybear is on the way? Wow....you are almost to a quiver.

Congratulations!!

[Joeybear23]

Joey!! Another Joeybear is on the way? Wow....you are almost to a quiver.

Congratulations!!

Thanks.

I just wish this one was as trouble-free as the last 3.
But it's taking it's toll on my dear bride this time. :(
This tells me that this one will be extra special.

[Cutiepie]

Thanks.

I just wish this one was as trouble-free as the last 3.
But it's taking it's toll on my dear bride this time. :(
This tells me that this one will be extra special.



Awww Joey. Hang in there. March will be here before you know it. I know what your wife is going through. I went through with our son. He is 17 years old now!!! OMGosh!!! My baby is 17 years old and is in 11th grade. Oh my, where has the time gone?

[Joeybear23]

Awww Joey. Hang in there. March will be here before you know it. I know what your wife is going through. I went through with our son. He is 17 years old now!!! OMGosh!!! My baby is 17 years old and is in 11th grade. Oh my, where has the time gone?

I'm not sure about the time, but it's a safe bet where the money's gone. ;)

[jet]

Thanks.

I just wish this one was as trouble-free as the last 3.
But it's taking it's toll on my dear bride this time. :(
This tells me that this one will be extra special.

:hug: and :pray: for Mrs. JoeyBear.....and of course this baby is extra special ;)

I hope this is just first trimester issues and will pass as she progresses :pray:

[Cutiepie]

I'm not sure about the time, but it's a safe bet where the money's gone. ;)


LOL!!! Most definitely I know where the money has gone too. Even though I had a hard time with my pregancy with our son. He is very special. I still go in at night and just watch him while he sleeps and thank the Lord for such a wonderful gift He has given us.

[tha malcontent™]

It's not that they stink, they just smell like your typical run-of-the-mill liberal when you forget hygiene as part of your daily routine.

Ah... :think:

Interesting.

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

:hug: and :pray: for Mrs. JoeyBear.....and of course this baby is extra special ;)

I hope this is just first trimester issues and will pass as she progresses :pray:

Thanks.
That's what we're all praying for.

[tha malcontent™]

Thanks.
That's what we're all praying for.

Ongoing Prayers, Brotha... ;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Ongoing Prayers, Brotha... ;)

:)

peace...

Thanks, bro.

[jet]

Thanks.
That's what we're all praying for.

And no matter what happens, in 7 months you will have a beautiful miracle to behold!

[tha malcontent™]

Joey... What do you Think Jesus was say when he said:

"I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword" - Jesus Christ

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey... What do you Think Jesus was say when he said:

"I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword" - Jesus Christ

:)

peace...

He meant: "You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not shout, I'm tellin' you why."

[Paul31]

Mr. and Mrs. Joeybear are getting another member to their household?!?!?!? WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!! :clap: :clap:

[Paul31]

Now back to my insane question asking.

Joey do you know all the answers in the Universe?

[Paul31]

Joey what is your take on cardboard boxes?

[Paul31]

Joey what is your take on billboards?

[Paul31]

Joey who has the best french fries?

[Paul31]

Joey do you like trucks or cars best?

[Paul31]

Joey are you a morning person or nite owl?

[Paul31]

Joey, up to now, what has been your favorite question that I have asked? Personally I think its the Onstar Ad or the bottled water one. Feel free to chime in with your favorite though. :) :) :)

[Paul31]

Joey do you think we can bribe Lee into making this thread a sticky? I was thinking a cheap bottle of wine. I don't think he would know the difference, do you? :) :) :)

[Paul31]

Joey what is your take on junk mail?

[Paul31]

Joey what is your favorite musical instrument?

[Paul31]

Joey what is your take on the server being slow late at nite here?

[Kat-2]

Joey, which is best; strawberry or chocolate milk?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your take on baseball caps?

[Paul31]

Joey, if you ever got pulled over by Ron, FAM, or Jedi, would you refuse to sign the ticket?

[Kat-2]

Joey, do you ever cry?

[Paul31]

Joey, thinking about tickets, have you ever received a traffic ticket?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your take on Daylight Savings Time?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you believe in UFO's?

[Paul31]

Joey, would you ever run for political office?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your take on people that complain about the weather so much?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you prefer Pepsi or Coke?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like ice to go with your drinks?

[Paul31]

Joey what is your take on cell phones?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of alkaline batteries?

[Paul31]

Joey, what do you think of golf carts?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite breed of dog?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever driven a Pinto?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your take on infomercials?

[Joeybear23]

Mr. and Mrs. Joeybear are getting another member to their household?!?!?!? WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!! :clap: :clap:

Yes.

[Joeybear23]

Joey what is your take on cardboard boxes?

About $.0010/lb.

[Joeybear23]

Joey what is your take on billboards?

Not enough money in them for me.

[Joeybear23]

Joey who has the best french fries?

Kincaid's in Ft Worth.

[Joeybear23]

Joey do you like trucks or cars best?

Trucks, of course. I own 5 of them.

[Joeybear23]

Joey are you a morning person or nite owl?

Definitely a morning person.
I wake up at 4:45am and try to get to bed by 9:30 during the week.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, up to now, what has been your favorite question that I have asked? Personally I think its the Onstar Ad or the bottled water one. Feel free to chime in with your favorite though. :) :) :)

I love questions about my little family, math and science questions, oooh and questions about food.

[Joeybear23]

Joey do you think we can bribe Lee into making this thread a sticky? I was thinking a cheap bottle of wine. I don't think he would know the difference, do you? :) :) :)

If I wanted this to be a sticky, it would be already without the need to inebriate one of our gracious mods.

[Joeybear23]

Joey what is your take on junk mail?

I stuff it all back into the pre-paid return envelope and mail it back to the sender. It costs them money and keeps our postal workers employed.

[Joeybear23]

Joey what is your favorite musical instrument?

I play guitar.
A guy I used to play with just released an album...

[Joeybear23]

Joey what is your take on the server being slow late at nite here?

It doesn't affect me, usually I'm asleep by then.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, which is best; strawberry or chocolate milk?

Chocolate milk.

Strawberry milk just tastes odd to me.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your take on baseball caps?

I own 6 or 7 that I wear regularly. One for working on the trucks, two for mowing the lawn, and one for each team I go to games for: bears, mavericks, jazz, and rangers

It's been a while since I've been to a bears game though, they rarely come to Dallas

[Joeybear23]

Joey, if you ever got pulled over by Ron, FAM, or Jedi, would you refuse to sign the ticket?

Of course not. But then again I rarely get pulled over: I drive the speed limit or lower and I follow all traffic laws.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you ever cry?

I cried Feb 4th 2007

[Joeybear23]

Joey, thinking about tickets, have you ever received a traffic ticket?

Yes, but not within the past 3 years, and not in TX in over 5.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your take on Daylight Savings Time?

It's an antiquated practice and should be done away with. In fact time zones are a waste as well. We should all be on the stardate standard by now.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you believe in UFO's?

Absolutely.
Are they aliens: who knows? But there are certainly unidentified flying objects, otherwise the FAA wouldn't have the term on their books.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, would you ever run for political office?

Locally, sure. I have considered the school board, and possibly county positions. I don't think I would want to go on the state or national level.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your take on people that complain about the weather so much?

In North Texas, they just need to wait a few minutes, it'll change.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you prefer Pepsi or Coke?

I don't drink caffeinated beverages...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like ice to go with your drinks?

Ice in my water or lemonade is great.
Not too much ice in my soda though. Who wants watered-down sprite?

[Joeybear23]

Joey what is your take on cell phones?

I've carried one for 11 years now...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of alkaline batteries?

They are less environmentally damaging than the NiCd ones made from strip-mining at Al Gore's place.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what do you think of golf carts?

Not enough power.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite breed of dog?

Mutt: they're free, they live longer, and they are more even tempered

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever driven a Pinto?

No, but I have ridden in one...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your take on infomercials?

Pleasantly informative, yet unpleasantly annoying: click.

[Jabber]

Joey, just WHO will be the LAST POSTER.....inquiring minds want to know

[tha malcontent™]

Joey... Why do Humans get Itchy?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, just WHO will be the LAST POSTER.....inquiring minds want to know

My sources point to: Mod3

[Joeybear23]

Joey... Why do Humans get Itchy?...

:)

peace...

Because he is much easier to understand than Scratchy.

[Paul31]

I love questions about my little family, math and science questions, oooh and questions about food.
I will keep that in mind. So how about pancakes or waffles?

[Paul31]

My sources point to: Mod3
:)):)):))

[Joeybear23]

I will keep that in mind. So how about pancakes or waffles?

Waffles are my favorite breakfast food, as long as they come with eggs over easy, bacon and texas toast.

[jet]

Hey JB...what are your thoughts on bandwagons and dog piling?

[Joeybear23]

Hey JB...what are your thoughts on bandwagons and dog piling?

Depends on if it is my pile or wagon...

You can all jump in on my pile or wagon, just don't rock the boat. :mrgreen:

[jet]

Very clever :clap:

[tha malcontent™]

Don't tip the Boat over...

The other Gamblers will see it and Know what you have...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Don't tip the Boat over...

The other Gamblers will see it and Know what you have...

:)

peace...

And never smile, unless you can't lose.

[tha malcontent™]

And never smile, unless you can't lose.

Joey...

You gotta Know when to Hold 'em...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey...

You gotta Know when to Hold 'em...

:)

peace...

Apparently Kenny never 'Held em'
He was in the closet the whole time he toured around with Dolly.:eh:

[tha malcontent™]

Apparently Kenny never 'Held em'
He was in the closet the whole time he toured around with Dolly.:eh:

Dolly...

Good Lord those things got me through Puberty...

Her and Valerie Bertanelli.

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Dolly...

Good Lord those things got me through Puberty...

Her and Valerie Bertanelli.

:)

peace...

What happened to her?
She didn't take the ugly pills EVH took, but DANG!

[jet]

Valerie is still really attractive...she's taken Kirstie Alley's spot on the Jenny Craig ads. She's still gorgeous :D

You people are harsh ;)

[Joeybear23]

Valerie is still really attractive...she's taken Kirstie Alley's spot on the Jenny Craig ads. She's still gorgeous :D

You people are harsh ;)

When you get older and your teenage fantasies get older, you get pretty jaded.
Had I never seen Valerie Bertinelli in the 80's, I would probably find her pretty hot today...

[jet]

When you get older and your teenage fantasies get older, you get pretty jaded.
Had I never seen Valerie Bertinelli in the 80's, I would probably find her pretty hot today...

Well, let's see what you look like after being married to a rocker like EVH ;)

[tha malcontent™]

OK...you redeemed yourself in a crass sort of way..but it's redemption nonetheless ;)

Her and Rebecca DeMorney...

HOT.

:)

peace...

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of disposable cameras?

[Paul31]

Joey, how do you feel about bumper stickers?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your take on sunglasses?

[rosiegirl]

get on it Paul!

[Paul31]

get on it Paul!
With more questions?

[rosiegirl]

I'm pretty sure that's what I was sayin'........

[Kat-2]

With more questions?


Well of course...what else?http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/BFB/smile/girl_sigh.gif

[Paul31]

I am trying ladies. ;)

[rosiegirl]

Well, I'll be damned!
Hey Kat :)

[Paul31]

Joey, do you ever post in Malcontents weekly "Bar Threads?"

[Paul31]

Joey, what did you do today (Saturday)?

[Paul31]

Joey, can you speak a foreign language?

[Paul31]

Joey, who was your favorite President of the United States?