Ask Joey Anything... [Archive] - Page 9

Joeybear23

May 9th, 2009, 4:32 pm

Joey, what do you think of the latest Mod complaint I made a couple minutes ago?

I think you have a point... and not just the one on the top of your head.

Joeybear23

May 9th, 2009, 4:33 pm

Joey, can you believe that this thread has over 2,000 replies now?

My Carpal-Tunnels certainly believe it...

free2B

May 10th, 2009, 7:05 am

joey who wrote the book of love?

Paul31

May 14th, 2009, 3:55 am

Joey, who would win in a fight between Capt. Kirk vs. Spock?

Paul31

May 14th, 2009, 3:56 am

Joey, when was the last time you used a dictionary?

Paul31

May 14th, 2009, 4:00 am

Joey, with the Mavericks and the Jazz out, who are you rooting for in the NBA?

Paul31

May 14th, 2009, 4:01 am

Joey, what is the best advice you have ever given someone?

Paul31

May 14th, 2009, 4:02 am

Joey, what is on the agenda for Memorial weekend?

PredFan

May 14th, 2009, 5:29 am

Joey, check it out! This is my 8,500th post!

Joeybear23

May 14th, 2009, 11:52 am

joey who wrote the book of love?

Me.

Joeybear23

May 14th, 2009, 11:53 am

Joey, who would win in a fight between Capt. Kirk vs. Spock?

New Kirk and New Spock: Spock

Old Kirk and Old Spock: Spock

New Kirk and Old Spock: Spock

Old Kirk and New Spock: Spock

Joeybear23

May 14th, 2009, 11:54 am

Joey, when was the last time you used a dictionary?

I dnont kneed know Ditcoinray.

Joeybear23

May 14th, 2009, 11:55 am

Joey, with the Mavericks and the Jazz out, who are you rooting for in the NBA?

Probably Houston or Denver...

Chauncey Billups is a friend of mine's nephew.

Joeybear23

May 14th, 2009, 11:57 am

Joey, what is the best advice you have ever given someone?

Choose the right.

Joeybear23

May 14th, 2009, 11:57 am

Joey, what is on the agenda for Memorial weekend?

Burgers, dogs, swimming, etc...

Joeybear23

May 14th, 2009, 11:58 am

Joey, check it out! This is my 8,500th post!

I'm sorry, posts must be given in the form of a question.

X gets the square.

blazer

May 14th, 2009, 12:06 pm

Joey, why do bad things happen?

gwhughes

May 14th, 2009, 6:17 pm

Hey Joey, will Pelosi go to prison?

BostonPatriot

May 14th, 2009, 6:50 pm

Hey Joey,

What will you do after you've answered all the possible questions in the universe?

Joeybear23

May 15th, 2009, 9:42 am

Joey, why do bad things happen?

So we can hopefully learn from them.

Joeybear23

May 15th, 2009, 9:43 am

Hey Joey,

What will you do after you've answered all the possible questions in the universe?

Most likely die.

BostonPatriot

May 18th, 2009, 10:17 pm

Hey Joey,

Are you ever sorry you started this thread?

Joeybear23

May 19th, 2009, 9:39 am

Hey Joey,

Are you ever sorry you started this thread?

often...

Dr. Funkenstein

May 19th, 2009, 4:05 pm

Hey there, Joey...

When Jay Cutler turns out to be a bigger waste of space than Jeff George, will you cry for days on end or plot revenge on Jerry Angelo?

Joeybear23

May 19th, 2009, 5:06 pm

Hey there, Joey...

When Jay Cutler turns out to be a bigger waste of space than Jeff George, will you cry for days on end or plot revenge on Jerry Angelo?

My tear ducts are blown.

BostonPatriot

May 20th, 2009, 9:47 am

Hey Joey,

Why DID you start this thread anyway? :)

Joeybear23

May 20th, 2009, 11:09 am

Hey Joey,

Why DID you start this thread anyway? :)

momentary lapse of judgment...

Dr. Funkenstein

May 20th, 2009, 4:49 pm

My tear ducts are blown.

Is that from years of watching John Stockton attempting the Heimlich on Karl Malone?

Joeybear23

May 20th, 2009, 6:18 pm

Is that from years of watching John Stockton attempting the Heimlich on Karl Malone?

That would be a "no", D-Funk.

GregMartin

May 20th, 2009, 6:41 pm

What libtard marxist president is in this nutshell?

Joeybear23

May 20th, 2009, 6:48 pm

What libtard marxist president is in this nutshell?

That would be Mr. Government Motors himself.

BostonPatriot

June 21st, 2009, 11:49 pm

Hey Joey,

Are you disappointed that nobody has posted in this thread for a whole month?

Joeybear23

June 22nd, 2009, 6:34 pm

Hey Joey,

Are you disappointed that nobody has posted in this thread for a whole month?

Elated would be the correct term.

gwhughes

June 22nd, 2009, 6:49 pm

Joey, is there a stairway to heaven, and if one had enough money, could they purchase it?

Joeybear23

June 22nd, 2009, 11:02 pm

Joey, is there a stairway to heaven, and if one had enough money, could they purchase it?

When you get there, you'll know.

skid vicious

February 17th, 2010, 3:08 pm

I'm planning on ditching AT+T and going with a pre-paid cell plan, what can I do with the 2400 rollover minutes that I've accrued?

ohknow35

February 17th, 2010, 5:18 pm

Where's Waldo??

Joeybear23

February 17th, 2010, 9:31 pm

I'm planning on ditching AT+T and going with a pre-paid cell plan, what can I do with the 2400 rollover minutes that I've accrued?

Since I am pretty much stuck with ATT (they are the only mobile provider that consistently reaches my house) you are welcome to find a way to gift those rollover minutes to me.

Joeybear23

February 17th, 2010, 9:32 pm

Where's Waldo??

Right there on the page. He's wearing the red and white striped shirt and big glasses.

Dreamy

March 2nd, 2010, 3:37 pm

Joey,are you a fan of 24?

Or do you think our days should be longer or shorter?

:))

ohknow35

March 2nd, 2010, 3:43 pm

Where is the love??

Joeybear23

March 2nd, 2010, 11:03 pm

Joey,are you a fan of 24?

Or do you think our days should be longer or shorter?

:))

That's two questions in one post, Dreams. That's a no-no... but I'll let you slide.

Yes, I am very much a fan of 24, I have seen every season. My wife and I now watch on Hulu when I am home on weekends.

The days are shorter now due to the earthquake in Chile, according to scientists. As if our days weren't short enough.

Joeybear23

March 2nd, 2010, 11:04 pm

Where is the love??

Where you hang your hat.

ohknow35

March 3rd, 2010, 3:26 pm

What should I read next??

Dreamy

March 3rd, 2010, 3:31 pm

That's two questions in one post, Dreams. That's a no-no... but I'll let you slide.

Yes, I am very much a fan of 24, I have seen every season. My wife and I now watch on Hulu when I am home on weekends.

The days are shorter now due to the earthquake in Chile, according to scientists. As if our days weren't short enough.

Sowwy Joey. :redface:

Are you still a traveling man?

Paul31

March 3rd, 2010, 7:24 pm

Joey are you glad this thread was bumped to the front page once again?

Paul31

March 3rd, 2010, 7:24 pm

Joey, how has California been treating you?

Paul31

March 3rd, 2010, 7:25 pm

Joey, how do you feel about drinking straws?

Paul31

March 3rd, 2010, 7:27 pm

Joey, what is on the agenda for the coming weekend?

Paul31

March 3rd, 2010, 7:28 pm

Joey, how is the family doing?

Paul31

March 3rd, 2010, 7:29 pm

Joey, how old are you now?

Darkwind

March 3rd, 2010, 7:51 pm

Joey, what is the last digit of pi?

Joeybear23

March 3rd, 2010, 9:41 pm

Joey are you glad this thread was bumped to the front page once again?

ecstatic...

Joeybear23

March 3rd, 2010, 9:43 pm

Joey, how has California been treating you?

Other than the state trying to pickpocket me, the air trying to kill me, and the orange blossoms trying to choke me, not so bad.

Joeybear23

March 3rd, 2010, 9:44 pm

Joey, how do you feel about drinking straws?

It's a very dangerous habit. I believe it is a variation of pica.

Joeybear23

March 3rd, 2010, 9:45 pm

Joey, what is on the agenda for the coming weekend?

Soccer practice for the girls, take my wife out, eat good home-cooking, sleep in my own bed. You know, the good things in life.

Joeybear23

March 3rd, 2010, 9:47 pm

Joey, how is the family doing?

My daughters are growing much too fast, my son is getting way too smart, my wife is still too gorgeous (I am away most of the time, you see), and I am getting fat and old.

Joeybear23

March 3rd, 2010, 9:47 pm

Joey, how old are you now?

Old enough to know better...

Getting close to 32.

Joeybear23

March 3rd, 2010, 9:48 pm

Joey, what is the last digit of pi?

single

ohknow35

March 4th, 2010, 7:18 am

Why didn't you answer my question?? (That's two now)

Paul31

March 4th, 2010, 12:59 pm

Joey, I was the first to ask a question, will I be the last one also?

Paul31

March 4th, 2010, 1:02 pm

Joey, what do you think the Bears need in the draft for a successful season next year?

Paul31

March 4th, 2010, 1:02 pm

Joey, how do you feel about rotary telephones?

Paul31

March 4th, 2010, 1:12 pm

Joey, which dog was better, Rin Tin Tin or Lassie?

Paul31

March 4th, 2010, 1:18 pm

Joey, do you have sirius radio?

Joeybear23

March 4th, 2010, 3:27 pm

What should I read next??

The 5000 Year Leap

Joeybear23

March 4th, 2010, 3:28 pm

Sowwy Joey. :redface:

Are you still a traveling man?

Yes... But a food-on-the-table-man as well.

Joeybear23

March 4th, 2010, 3:29 pm

Why didn't you answer my question?? (That's two now)

Brain fart.

It's answered now.

Joeybear23

March 4th, 2010, 3:30 pm

Joey, I was the first to ask a question, will I be the last one also?

This thread will never end.

Joeybear23

March 4th, 2010, 3:33 pm

Joey, what do you think the Bears need in the draft for a successful season next year?

Actually I don't think the draft is that important. I think Chicago will have enough starters already somewhat new to the team. Cohesion and health is what Chicago needs. The D-line did awesome considering the huge losses in personnel this past season, and Cutler and the O will have another few months of working together before September. I think the draft will likely bring in some potential future starters, but I would be surprised if the lineup changes dramatically from the start of last season to the start of this one.

Joeybear23

March 4th, 2010, 3:34 pm

Joey, how do you feel about rotary telephones?

I believe you already asked me this... I feel about them the same way anyone feels about them. You start by feeling the handset, then you feel the dial.

Joeybear23

March 4th, 2010, 3:35 pm

Joey, which dog was better, Rin Tin Tin or Lassie?

Big Dan and Little Ann.

Joeybear23

March 4th, 2010, 3:35 pm

Joey, do you have sirius radio?

No, I have free radio.

melinda

March 5th, 2010, 8:49 am

Joey, how you doing these days? how's the family?

ohknow35

March 5th, 2010, 9:04 am

Is Joey your real name??

Paul31

March 8th, 2010, 1:44 am

Joey, what time do you leave for California in the morning?

Paul31

March 8th, 2010, 1:45 am

Joey, how many frequent flier points do you have by now?

Paul31

March 8th, 2010, 1:47 am

Joey, what other shows do you watch on Hulu? For the record, I enjoy Adam-12, Married With Children, and Dragnet.

Paul31

March 8th, 2010, 1:47 am

Joey, have you read any good books lately?

Paul31

March 8th, 2010, 1:52 am

Joey, what is your opinion of Adam Richman of Man vs Food?

Paul31

March 8th, 2010, 1:55 am

Joey, what would you do if you were "dicovered" by a Hollywood director, or producer, would you get into the movies?

Joeybear23

March 8th, 2010, 9:09 pm

Joey, how you doing these days? how's the family?

I'm getting older, and so are the kids... Interestingly enough, my wife is getting younger and better-looking every day.

Joeybear23

March 8th, 2010, 9:11 pm

Is Joey your real name??

My middle name is Joseph.
My family and close friends always called me Joey, so I made it somewhat official after H.S.

Joeybear23

March 8th, 2010, 9:12 pm

Joey, what time do you leave for California in the morning?

About the same time my kids go to school...

Joeybear23

March 8th, 2010, 9:13 pm

Joey, how many frequent flier points do you have by now?
About 300,000
I'm now Executive Platinum and fly first class pretty much every flight... doesn't really make up for having to travel, though.

Joeybear23

March 8th, 2010, 9:14 pm

Joey, what other shows do you watch on Hulu? For the record, I enjoy Adam-12, Married With Children, and Dragnet.

Just Lost and 24... sometimes I will catch an old episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Joeybear23

March 8th, 2010, 9:16 pm

Joey, have you read any good books lately?

The Book of Mormon, and Doctrine and Covenants. Of course I read those daily. The next book I am starting on is The 5000 Year Leap, but it has not arrived yet.

Joeybear23

March 8th, 2010, 9:17 pm

Joey, what is your opinion of Adam Richman of Man vs Food?

Haven't seen an episode yet... But I'll put my money on food.

Joeybear23

March 8th, 2010, 9:18 pm

Joey, what would you do if you were "dicovered" by a Hollywood director, or producer, would you get into the movies?

lol

No thanks.
I'd rather finish my novel and get it published.