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Paul31
March 25th, 2008, 4:54 am
Joey, did you know that Teller from "Penn and Teller" could actually talk?
Paul31
March 25th, 2008, 4:56 am
Joey, do people at work always steal your pens?
Paul31
March 25th, 2008, 4:58 am
Joey, do you have a concealed weapon permit?
Paul31
March 25th, 2008, 5:23 am
Joey, how would one go about getting an autograph of Sean?
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 9:55 am
Joey, did you and the family have a nice Easter?
Yes.
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 9:56 am
Joey, did you get your truck working again?
I did for about 7 months, but then the junkyard motor I put in it decided to sieze up.
I am rebuilding the original motor now and driving my Xterra to work and back.
My free time is very limited now, so the motor rebuild is going slowly.
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 9:57 am
Joey, what is your opinion of Pac-Man?
It's a classic.
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 9:58 am
Joey, what is your opinion of water beds?
I'm not a big fan of waterbeds.
Of course that's probably because my back needs something more firm...
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 9:59 am
Joey, have you tried the Golden Oreo cookies?
No.
I do like the Cameo cookies, though, but they didn't really catch on as much as the Oreos.
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:00 am
Joey, did you color Easter eggs for the kids?
No.
The kids colored Easter eggs for the kids.
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:02 am
Joey, what is your opinion of the kids show "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?"
I used to love it.
Rockapella was cooool. :cool:
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:03 am
Joey, have you ever heard of Scott Flansburg, aka the Human Calculator?
No.
Until now, that is...
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:04 am
Joey, do your prefer Windows XP or Windows Vista?
XP.
I have not yet played around with Vista much...
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:05 am
Joey, do you own any of those books that are entitled, "_________ for Dummies?" or the ones "K.I.S.S." Keep It Simple Series?
Sorry, I do not.
I also never used Cliff's Notes.
I prefer the real thing.
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:05 am
Joey, were you saddened when Yao Ming got hurt for the rest of the season?
Not really, but I almost cried Sunday when Dirk got hurt...
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:06 am
Joey, do you find actor Will Ferrell annoying?
That IS his job...
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:07 am
Joey, do you put ranch dressing on your pizza?
No, but I do dip my pizza in ranch on occasion...
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:08 am
Joey, what is your opinion of the "Blue Man Group?"
They are odd, but entertaining: I'll give them that.
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:09 am
Joey, did you know that Teller from "Penn and Teller" could actually talk?
I don't believe you.
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:09 am
Joey, do people at work always steal your pens?
Not always... but often enough to annoy me.
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:10 am
Joey, do you have a concealed weapon permit?
I'll let the next guy who tries anything funny tell you.
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 10:11 am
Joey, how would one go about getting an autograph of Sean?
1. Attend one of his book signings.
2. Go to a Freedom Concert.
3. Sell him something that requires payment by Check or Credit Card.
4. Mail him something to sign and ask very nicely.
tha malcontent™
March 25th, 2008, 1:51 pm
1. Attend one of his book signings.
2. Go to a Freedom Concert.
3. Sell him something that requires payment by Check or Credit Card.
4. Mail him something to sign and ask very nicely.
I was going to Add that you could Request Power of Attorney from him...
As I have.
:)
peace...
Joeybear23
March 25th, 2008, 2:05 pm
I was going to Add that you could Request Power of Attorney from him...
As I have.
:)
peace...
Or request a signed blank check, as have I...
Paul31
March 26th, 2008, 2:21 am
1. Attend one of his book signings.
2. Go to a Freedom Concert.
3. Sell him something that requires payment by Check or Credit Card.
4. Mail him something to sign and ask very nicely.
Thanks Joey!!! I will send him a self-addressed stamped envelope and see if he will send me an autograph. :dance::)
Liability
March 26th, 2008, 2:31 am
Joey:
What time was it?
tha malcontent™
March 26th, 2008, 9:05 am
Or request a signed blank check, as have I...
Excellent...
:)
peace...
Jabber
March 26th, 2008, 9:36 am
What is the answer to 36 DOWN?
Jabber
March 26th, 2008, 9:44 am
Who will win at Martinsville on Sunday?
Jabber
March 26th, 2008, 9:45 am
Why has this site become so darned S-L-O-W?
Liability
March 26th, 2008, 10:01 am
Why invite questions if one is too busy to answer them?
What is the average weight of a sparrow?
Joeybear23
March 26th, 2008, 10:06 am
Joey:
What time was it?
The time was right, but that time has now passed.
Sorry.
Joeybear23
March 26th, 2008, 10:07 am
What is the answer to 36 DOWN?
Difficult.
Joeybear23
March 26th, 2008, 10:08 am
Who will win at Martinsville on Sunday?
The fastest guy.
Joeybear23
March 26th, 2008, 10:09 am
Why has this site become so darned S-L-O-W?
The mean IQ has dropped since embracing so many liberals here...
Joeybear23
March 26th, 2008, 10:10 am
Why invite questions if one is too busy to answer them?
I always make time to answer them.
What is the average weight of a sparrow?
That depends on whether it is laden or unladen, its distance from the earth, and its air-speed velocity.
Jabber
March 26th, 2008, 10:20 am
Does Joey have a life?
Liability
March 26th, 2008, 10:20 am
I always make time to answer them.
So it's not the SITE that's slow; it's you?
That depends on whether it is laden or unladen, its distance from the earth, and its air-speed velocity.
You left off a crucial factor; do you know which factor?
:)
Liability
March 26th, 2008, 10:21 am
Does Joey have a life?
And if this is an example of how he lives his life, and all lives are equal, do our lives suck too?
:)
(I keed the original 3d mod)
Jabber
March 26th, 2008, 10:24 am
And if this is an example of how he lives his life, and all lives are equal, do our lives suck too?
:)
(I keed the original 3d mod)
So, are you saying; Joeys' life Sucks....Our lives are the same as Joeys'...Therefore, our lives suck too?
In the words of another Hannity-ite...
Interesting
Joeybear23
March 26th, 2008, 10:42 am
Does Joey have a life?
Yes. :cool::flag:
Joeybear23
March 26th, 2008, 10:43 am
So it's not the SITE that's slow; it's you?
Everything moves at the speed of Joey.
Get used to it.
You left off a crucial factor; do you know which factor?
:)
Yes.
Joeybear23
March 26th, 2008, 10:44 am
And if this is an example of how he lives his life, and all lives are equal, do our lives suck too?
:)
(I keed the original 3d mod)
:think:
BANISHED!!!
Joeybear23
March 26th, 2008, 10:45 am
So, are you saying; Joeys' life Sucks....Our lives are the same as Joeys'...Therefore, our lives suck too?
In the words of another Hannity-ite...
Interesting
My life rocks.
Have some chocolate.
Liability
March 26th, 2008, 10:49 am
Everything moves at the speed of Joey.
Get used to it.
Yes.
Joey gives some good answers!
:))
Jabber
March 26th, 2008, 12:42 pm
My life rocks.
Have some chocolate.
Dark or Milk?
Joeybear23
March 26th, 2008, 1:56 pm
Dark or Milk?
Dark, of course.
Jabber
March 26th, 2008, 1:57 pm
Dark, of course.
I knew there was something I liked about you.....:flag:
Joeybear23
March 26th, 2008, 4:07 pm
I knew there was something I liked about you.....:flag:
What's not to like?
melinda
March 26th, 2008, 5:39 pm
Joey, where was the last place you went for a vacation?
ArmyMAJretired
March 26th, 2008, 5:41 pm
I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who, who wrote the book of love?
melinda
March 26th, 2008, 5:47 pm
I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who, who wrote the book of love?
I'm guessing it was not a man or a woman....:))
God?
oops, I'm sorry, not the ask mel thread. I'll shut up now..............:redface:
Dreamy
March 26th, 2008, 7:22 pm
Joey,do you have any unanswered questions yourself?
czzzaar
March 26th, 2008, 11:38 pm
Tell me, Joey, do you like gladiator movies?
Jabber
March 27th, 2008, 9:10 am
Is Pluto a planet?
Joeybear23
March 27th, 2008, 9:42 am
Joey, where was the last place you went for a vacation?
That would be Surf Side, Texas.
Just sat on the beach with my wife and kids for a week...
Saw some dolphins, got wet, ate a bunch of fatty, sugary foods.
Good times.
Joeybear23
March 27th, 2008, 9:43 am
I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who, who wrote the book of love?
That would be me.
:eh:
Joeybear23
March 27th, 2008, 9:44 am
I'm guessing it was not a man or a woman....:))
God?
oops, I'm sorry, not the ask mel thread. I'll shut up now..............:redface:
:lol:
Joeybear23
March 27th, 2008, 9:44 am
Joey,do you have any unanswered questions yourself?
Not yet...
But of course I've known everything since I was 16.
My mommy can attest to that.
Joeybear23
March 27th, 2008, 9:45 am
Tell me, Joey, do you like gladiator movies?
If you ask me if I've ever seen a grown man naked I'll puke.
Oh, and say Hi to Kareem for me.
Joeybear23
March 27th, 2008, 9:47 am
Is Pluto a planet?
It still is, according to Schoolhouse Rock.
ArmyMAJretired
March 27th, 2008, 9:54 am
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
melinda
March 27th, 2008, 10:14 am
That would be Surf Side, Texas.
Just sat on the beach with my wife and kids for a week...
Saw some dolphins, got wet, ate a bunch of fatty, sugary foods.
Good times.
Joey that sounds wonderful.....did you visit Kemah while you were in the area?
Joeybear23
March 27th, 2008, 10:41 am
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It depends on how fast the environwhackos can chain themselves to said wood.
Joeybear23
March 27th, 2008, 10:42 am
Joey that sounds wonderful.....did you visit Kemah while you were in the area?
No, we just went straight there, bummed around, and came straight back.
We are planning it again for this summer, too, if we can find a good deal on a beach house again.
ArmyMAJretired
March 27th, 2008, 10:58 am
If God is all powerful can he make a rock so big even he can't move it?
I'm getting old, I may have asked you that before. I need new material!
Joeybear23
March 27th, 2008, 11:02 am
If God is all powerful can he make a rock so big even he can't move it?
I'm getting old, I may have asked you that before. I need new material!
Yes, I'm sure He could... but He probably wouldn't, just because.
Not that He wouldn't be able to move it, but just it would be so big that it would fill all of existence, and there would be no place to move it to...
melinda
March 27th, 2008, 11:08 am
No, we just went straight there, bummed around, and came straight back.
We are planning it again for this summer, too, if we can find a good deal on a beach house again.
if you get back down there, try to make it to Kemah.....it's really a nice place.
Joeybear23
March 27th, 2008, 11:12 am
if you get back down there, try to make it to Kemah.....it's really a nice place.
I hear there's some good offroading there...
Jabber
March 31st, 2008, 9:35 am
Why is this thread slowly dying?
Joeybear23
March 31st, 2008, 9:39 am
Why is this thread slowly dying?
It's only taking a nap.
Just a little advice:
Kick it a little before digging a hole.
Dreamy
March 31st, 2008, 1:49 pm
Joey,do you play the lottery?
Joeybear23
March 31st, 2008, 1:51 pm
Joey,do you play the lottery?
Nope.
I have far more exciting ways to throw my money away.
Dreamy
March 31st, 2008, 1:52 pm
Joey,what is your most favorite hobby?
Joeybear23
March 31st, 2008, 1:55 pm
Joey,what is your most favorite hobby?
Taking my kids to soccer...
Followed closely by fixing up my truck and taking care of my property.
ArmyMAJretired
March 31st, 2008, 2:23 pm
A train leaves NYC on a track to Los Angeles traveling 60 MPH.
A train leaved Los Angeles headed for NYC on ther same track traveling at 50 miles per hour.
Where do the two trains meet?
Joeybear23
March 31st, 2008, 3:08 pm
A train leaves NYC on a track to Los Angeles traveling 60 MPH.
A train leaved Los Angeles headed for NYC on ther same track traveling at 50 miles per hour.
Where do the two trains meet?
It depends on whether they each left at the same time or different times, but an educated guess would tell you the answer is somewhere in the middle.
Jabber
March 31st, 2008, 7:41 pm
Will TP end at the end of today? Inquiring minds want to know.
Dreamy
March 31st, 2008, 7:47 pm
Joey,has anyone ever played a really good April Fool's prank on you?
Jabber
March 31st, 2008, 7:49 pm
Joey, what will Lee be thinking at midnight tonight?
Jabber
April 1st, 2008, 9:03 am
Where is Joey?
melinda
April 1st, 2008, 9:23 am
Joey, did you play an April Fool's Joke on Mrs. Joey yet?
Jabber
April 1st, 2008, 9:25 am
I thought he wa....Oh, never mind.
Joey, If you could be any animal what would you be?
melinda
April 1st, 2008, 9:30 am
I thought he wa....Oh, never mind.
Joey, If you could be any animal what would you be?
it's obvious isn't it? a baby kangaroo.....;)
ooops, there I go answering for Joey again.
Jabber
April 1st, 2008, 9:33 am
I was thinking something along these lines
http://bestsmileys.com/animals/8.gif
Dreamy
April 1st, 2008, 11:31 am
Joey,is it true this thread is going to be closed down and locked?
homiebrah
April 1st, 2008, 4:06 pm
Joey, why aren't you wearing your Mod3 nametag?
Jabber
April 1st, 2008, 4:11 pm
Does anybody know where Joey is?
Time to send out a search party I think.....
Jabber
April 1st, 2008, 7:07 pm
Joey has left the building.....Is he meeting up with Elvis? Inquiring minds want to know.
FoxGranadaChuck
April 1st, 2008, 8:59 pm
Joey,
How many Al Franken supporters does it take to change a light bulb?!
czzzaar
April 1st, 2008, 9:03 pm
How long you been a punk, Joey?
Jabber
April 2nd, 2008, 9:08 am
Did you wash your hands?
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:18 am
Will TP end at the end of today? Inquiring minds want to know.
No.
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:21 am
Joey,has anyone ever played a really good April Fool's prank on you?
No, not really.
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:22 am
Joey, what will Lee be thinking at midnight tonight?
Most likely the same thing he thinks most nights around midnight.
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:23 am
Where is Joey?
I'm over here...
Anywhere I go, there I am.
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:24 am
Joey, did you play an April Fool's Joke on Mrs. Joey yet?
I wouldn't dare tease a pregnant woman. :D
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:25 am
I thought he wa....Oh, never mind.
Joey, If you could be any animal what would you be?
An NBA player with a huge contract.
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:33 am
it's obvious isn't it? a baby kangaroo.....;)
ooops, there I go answering for Joey again.
Fortunately, mel looks nothing like Joey...
Otherwise she'd be a lonely lady. :D
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:34 am
I was thinking something along these lines
http://bestsmileys.com/animals/8.gif
Wise acre :D
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:35 am
Joey,is it true this thread is going to be closed down and locked?
Absolutely not.
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:36 am
Joey, why aren't you wearing your Mod3 nametag?
Stop proliferating that dirty, dirty lie.
I am NOT Mod3.
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:36 am
Does anybody know where Joey is?
Time to send out a search party I think.....
I was at home not sick.
I have to use up my not sick days.
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:37 am
Joey has left the building.....Is he meeting up with Elvis? Inquiring minds want to know.
Elvis hasn't called since he went back up on teh mothership...
gwhughes
April 2nd, 2008, 11:40 am
Joey what rhymes with orange?
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:43 am
Joey,
How many Al Franken supporters does it take to change a light bulb?!
After years of grueling training programs, the government decided the Al Franken Supporter Light Bulb Changing Skill Development Program was a total wash.
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:44 am
How long you been a punk, Joey?
Since conception.
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:45 am
Did you wash your hands?
Of course.
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 11:46 am
Joey what rhymes with orange?
No, hughes, "what" does not rhyme with "orange."
Sorry to disappoint you.
FoxGranadaChuck
April 2nd, 2008, 12:18 pm
After years of grueling training programs, the government decided the Al Franken Supporter Light Bulb Changing Skill Development Program was a total wash.
:)) :)) :)) :))
gwhughes
April 2nd, 2008, 12:51 pm
No, hughes, "what" does not rhyme with "orange."
Sorry to disappoint you.
That, sir, is the best deflection I have ever seen.:)
gwhughes
April 2nd, 2008, 12:54 pm
No, hughes, "what" does not rhyme with "orange."
Sorry to disappoint you.
That, sir, is the best deflection I have ever seen. :)
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 4:04 pm
:)) :)) :)) :))
You are welcome. :cool:
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 4:05 pm
That, sir, is the best deflection I have ever seen.:)
I got a million of 'em. :dance:
Joeybear23
April 2nd, 2008, 4:05 pm
That, sir, is the best deflection I have ever seen. :)
Make that a million and one.
homiebrah
April 2nd, 2008, 6:39 pm
Stop proliferating that dirty, dirty lie.
I am NOT Mod3.
Joey, why are you lying?
Joeybear23
April 3rd, 2008, 9:07 am
Joey, why are you lying?
Actually, I am sitting up right now... but lying down does sound nice.
Jabber
April 3rd, 2008, 9:42 am
Joey, how does Mrs. Joeybear put up with you?
Joeybear23
April 3rd, 2008, 10:45 am
Joey, how does Mrs. Joeybear put up with you?
Two words:
Extensive Bribery
Paul31
April 4th, 2008, 12:50 am
Joey, do you like eating grits?
Paul31
April 4th, 2008, 12:50 am
Joey, have you ever seen the movie "Beethoven?"
Paul31
April 4th, 2008, 12:51 am
Joey, do you like riding on escalators?
Paul31
April 4th, 2008, 12:52 am
Joey, do you think that Gen. Patton cussed too much?
Paul31
April 4th, 2008, 12:53 am
Joey, are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Paul31
April 4th, 2008, 12:53 am
Joey, do you like redneck jokes?
Paul31
April 4th, 2008, 12:58 am
Joey, do you like Heavy Metal music?
Paul31
April 4th, 2008, 1:00 am
Joey, where are you taking the family on vacation this year?
Paul31
April 4th, 2008, 1:07 am
Joey, do you still have your wisdom teeth?
Paul31
April 4th, 2008, 1:09 am
Joey, what is on the agenda this weekend?
Paul31
April 4th, 2008, 1:10 am
Joey, what is your opinion of Aprils Fools Day?
Jabber
April 4th, 2008, 9:57 am
Joey, why does Paul ask so many questions?
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:20 am
Joey, do you like eating grits?
Not particularly.. not very tastey
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:21 am
Joey, have you ever seen the movie "Beethoven?"
Yes...
And Beethoven's 2nd.
I think I stopped watching that series about then, but picked up with the Air Bud movies.
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:22 am
Joey, do you like riding on escalators?
Not really.
But those moving walkways at the airport are fun: you're only walking, but you're moving really fast!
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:23 am
Joey, do you think that Gen. Patton cussed too much?
I've never carried on an extended conversation with the guy...
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:24 am
Joey, are you smarter than a fifth grader?
That's what the certificate I printed off the computer says.
Try the web game:
http://www.fox.com/areyousmarter/features/
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:25 am
Joey, do you like redneck jokes?
Of course.
Like the one about the cars and the house and stuff, and the check to pay off the whole mortgage
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:26 am
Joey, do you like Heavy Metal music?
I used to be a "headbanger" in high school, but I have really mellowed out.
I can still play a few rockin' riffs on my Ibanez, though...
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:27 am
Joey, where are you taking the family on vacation this year?
Probably to the coast again... my 5 year old thinks it's Hawaii, so I'm gonna ride that as much as possible before she finds out the truth.
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:28 am
Joey, do you still have your wisdom teeth?
Nope, they were all impacted when I was 18 and the oral surgeon used a backhoe to pull them out.
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:28 am
Joey, what is on the agenda this weekend?
sunburn, soccer games, pictures, sunburn, conference and sunburn
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:29 am
Joey, what is your opinion of Aprils Fools Day?
It is a silly practice...
Joeybear23
April 7th, 2008, 10:29 am
Joey, why does Paul ask so many questions?
He wants my post count to go up.
Jabber
April 8th, 2008, 9:20 am
Joey, would you ride a Vespa?
Joeybear23
April 8th, 2008, 9:26 am
Joey, would you ride a Vespa?
http://creativebits.org/files/images/vespa_superman.preview.jpg
:think:
Most certainly not.
Jabber
April 8th, 2008, 9:40 am
http://creativebits.org/files/images/vespa_superman.preview.jpg
:think:
Most certainly not.
But you must admit the colors on that one are cool....
Joeybear23
April 8th, 2008, 9:41 am
But you must admit the colors on that one are cool....
LOL...
Lipstick on a pig.
gwhughes
April 8th, 2008, 9:50 am
Joey, what's your favorite color/flavor koolaid?
Joeybear23
April 8th, 2008, 9:53 am
Joey, what's your favorite color/flavor koolaid?
Green / Lemon Lime
JohnRandolph
April 8th, 2008, 11:39 am
Joey, what is your opinion of the designated hitter rule?
Joeybear23
April 8th, 2008, 11:40 am
Joey, what is your opinion of the designated hitter rule?
It stinks.
If you're pitcher can't bat, send him to batting practice or just account for an out...
JohnRandolph
April 8th, 2008, 11:51 am
Joey, have the Astros already peaked for 2008?
Joeybear23
April 8th, 2008, 11:59 am
Joey, have the Astros already peaked for 2008?
:mrgreen:
I will not risk the ire of all Hou-stoners, so I will say 'no'... 'not yet'
JohnRandolph
April 8th, 2008, 12:19 pm
Joey, would this be a blatanly obvious way to pad my post count?
Joeybear23
April 8th, 2008, 12:36 pm
Joey, would this be a blatanly obvious way to pad my post count?
Yes.
JohnRandolph
April 8th, 2008, 12:47 pm
Yes.
Joey, not being able to spell blatantly aside, is padding the post count a bad thing?
Joeybear23
April 8th, 2008, 3:10 pm
Joey, not being able to spell blatantly aside, is padding the post count a bad thing?
No.
And I think you spelled "blatantly aside" just fine.
JohnRandolph
April 10th, 2008, 12:21 am
Joey, I am a long time Astro's fan. Who has a better chance of a winning season, Ron Paul for President or the Houston Astros?
Jabber
June 9th, 2008, 2:58 pm
Joey,
what have you been doing in the last month, since you stopped answering questions?
tha malcontent™
July 25th, 2008, 3:46 am
Joey!... I Miss ya, Brother!...
Are ya Returning?...
:)
peace...
Paul31
July 25th, 2008, 2:37 pm
Yeah, where is Joey? I had a list of about 100 questions to ask him.
Joeybear23
July 30th, 2008, 1:57 am
Joey, I am a long time Astro's fan. Who has a better chance of a winning season, Ron Paul for President or the Houston Astros?
Ron aul has a better chance of winning the Democrat Party nomination.
Joeybear23
July 30th, 2008, 1:58 am
Joey,
what have you been doing in the last month, since you stopped answering questions?
Taking care of family, changing jobs, etc...
Joeybear23
July 30th, 2008, 1:58 am
Joey!... I Miss ya, Brother!...
Are ya Returning?...
:)
peace...
I'm here tonight, Bro.
But not setting a favorite just yet...
Joeybear23
July 30th, 2008, 1:59 am
Yeah, where is Joey? I had a list of about 100 questions to ask him.
splitting time between CA and TX...
tha malcontent™
July 30th, 2008, 7:12 am
I'm here tonight, Bro.
But not setting a favorite just yet...
Understandable...
See you Back Home, Brother...
:)
peace...
melinda
July 30th, 2008, 10:05 am
splitting time between CA and TX...
:hug: :hug: :hug:
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:25 am
Joey, are you ready to answer more questions?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:26 am
splitting time between CA and TX...
Nice to see you again by the way. Anyhow, Joey are you planning on moving to CA?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:27 am
It stinks.
If you're pitcher can't bat, send him to batting practice or just account for an out...
Joey, why do MLB pitchers all stink at batting?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:28 am
Joey, what is the problem that they won't allow HTML?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:29 am
Joey, have you missed me asking you questions?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:30 am
Joey, are you back home in TX or out in CA?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:30 am
Joey, did you fly out to CA or drive?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:31 am
Joey, what part of CA were you in?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:32 am
Joey, did you have time to stop by PDMike or Lawz's houses and TP their houses?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:33 am
Joey, how does the Bears look this year?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:34 am
Joey, do you plan to be here, online, more often?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:35 am
Joey, have you ever thought about getting one of Mal's "Give War A Chance" bumper stickers?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:37 am
Joey, do you think that Sean would care if I use a pic of him as an avie? (Someone once complained that I was using a pic of him without his permission, they threatened to have Gene or Lee ban me for it.)
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:46 am
Joey, how many times do you think that Lee has dropped the "ban hammer" on people?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:49 am
Joey, is having instant replay in baseball a good thing or not?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:49 am
Joey, have you ever bowled a perfect game?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:51 am
Joey, how did the kids enjoy their summer?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:52 am
Joey, can you believe that this thread is just over a year old?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 2:55 am
Joey, have you watched any of the DNC coverage this year?
Paul31
August 27th, 2008, 3:03 am
Joey, what is the worst that could happen?
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:45 am
Joey, are you ready to answer more questions?
Sure... :)
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:46 am
Nice to see you again by the way. Anyhow, Joey are you planning on moving to CA?
I'm a consultant working on a project in CA right now.
I won't live in the land of fruits and nuts if I can avoid it...
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:47 am
Joey, why do MLB pitchers all stink at batting?
DH rule, primadona attitudes, sitzpinkling, you name it...
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:48 am
Joey, what is the problem that they won't allow HTML?
It is a risk for imbedded virii.
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:48 am
Joey, have you missed me asking you questions?
Yes... and no.
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:49 am
Joey, are you back home in TX or out in CA?
CA Mon-Thur, TX Fri-Sun.
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:50 am
Joey, did you fly out to CA or drive?
Fly, of course... racking up those AAdvantage points...
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:51 am
Joey, what part of CA were you in?
Southern, dry, rainless, looks-like-Mexico, Kahleeforneeah
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:52 am
Joey, did you have time to stop by PDMike or Lawz's houses and TP their houses?
They'll find out what I did soon enough... :)
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:54 am
Joey, how does the Bears look this year?
Pretty good thus far.
Urlacher's not too impressed with hi D-line's performance right now, and I don't blame him. Orton is leaps and bounds ahead of Grossman, so let's hope he stays healthy, and Rex is now saying he's gonna be the best backup in the NFL (which is good, most first-round picks would jump ship in a heartbeat if put on the bench).
It's going to be an exciting year.
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:55 am
Joey, do you plan to be here, online, more often?
More often than the last few months, but not as often as before...
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:56 am
Joey, have you ever thought about getting one of Mal's "Give War A Chance" bumper stickers?
I want one, but I'm not gonna sweat him over it. My bro's got more important stuff going on right now.
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:57 am
Joey, do you think that Sean would care if I use a pic of him as an avie? (Someone once complained that I was using a pic of him without his permission, they threatened to have Gene or Lee ban me for it.)
I say go right ahead.
Let them threaten you all they want... (whoever "they" are...)
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:58 am
Joey, how many times do you think that Lee has dropped the "ban hammer" on people?
Not enough... :D
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:59 am
Joey, is having instant replay in baseball a good thing or not?
If it makes the game even longer and more boring to watch on tv... then no.
If it make umpires pay better attention, then yes.
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 11:59 am
Joey, have you ever bowled a perfect game?
No... my best score is a 217 in real life and 235 on the Wii...
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 12:00 pm
Joey, how did the kids enjoy their summer?
Probably too much.
But that's okay, they're kids...
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 12:00 pm
Joey, can you believe that this thread is just over a year old?
Is that all????
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 12:04 pm
Joey, have you watched any of the DNC coverage this year?
It's just a bad remake of this classic: WWOD (http://www.kabt.org/2008/05/13/the-wonderful-world-of-dung/)
Joeybear23
August 27th, 2008, 12:04 pm
Joey, what is the worst that could happen?
This thread could go on forever...
CID_0687
August 28th, 2008, 12:59 am
Joey, can I really ask you Anything?
Kelzan
August 28th, 2008, 5:51 am
Joey, when did Greek world first hear of China?
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 11:19 am
Joey, can I really ask you Anything?
Yes, but your asking of a question does not necessitate my truthful answering of said question. If the question in question is questionable, you may get a question in response to the aformentioned question.
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 11:22 am
Joey, when did Greek world first hear of China?
Shortly after the first Golden China opened in Athens.
CID_0687
August 28th, 2008, 11:50 am
Yes, but your asking of a question does not necessitate my truthful answering of said question. If the question in question is questionable, you may get a question in response to the aformentioned question.
I see. So you're kinda like Magic 8 Ball in a sense.
Joey, who will be the victor in the up coming election?
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 12:16 pm
I see. So you're kinda like Magic 8 Ball in a sense.
Joey, who will be the victor in the up coming election?
The guy with the most electoral votes.
outfromunder
August 28th, 2008, 1:37 pm
Joey? Is that you?
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 1:46 pm
Joey? Is that you?
Yes, and yes.
outfromunder
August 28th, 2008, 2:01 pm
Yes, and yes.
Whew! What a relief...So what now?
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 2:17 pm
Whew! What a relief...So what now?
More golf.
Less pyrotechnics.
outfromunder
August 28th, 2008, 2:53 pm
More golf.
Less pyrotechnics.
Want to go play some golf? :twisted:
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 2:56 pm
Want to go play some golf? :twisted:
As long as I don't end up like James Hetfield during the Black tour...
outfromunder
August 28th, 2008, 3:29 pm
As long as I don't end up like James Hetfield during the Black tour...
I only flame when I lose...do you play?
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 4:58 pm
I only flame when I lose...do you play?
My best game I shot a 72...
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 4:58 pm
...on 9 holes. :D
CID_0687
August 28th, 2008, 5:40 pm
Joey, I'm so confused, is Elvis dead or alive, I keep getting different answers
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 5:43 pm
Joey, I'm so confused, is Elvis dead or alive, I keep getting different answers
Elvis is alive and well and working as a fry cook at the Denny's on the corner of Tropicana and Eastern in Las Vegas.
CID_0687
August 28th, 2008, 5:44 pm
Elvis is alive and well and working as a fry cook at the Denny's on the corner of Tropicana and Eastern in Las Vegas.
OK thanks for clearing that up. He was at the Big Boy in Birmingham a couple years back, I guess he decided things were better in California. I'm glad to know he's still with us.
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 5:45 pm
OK thanks for clearing that up. He was at the Big Boy in Birmingham a couple years back, I guess he decided things were better in California. I'm glad to know he's still with us.
Somebody recognized him there, so he moved to Vegas to blend in.
CID_0687
August 28th, 2008, 5:48 pm
Joey, did you know I thought you typed Los Angeles?
And now I feel like a complete moron for saying California?
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 5:54 pm
Joey, did you know I thought you typed Los Angeles?
I know all of your thoughts.
And now I feel like a complete moron for saying California?
It's okay. 42% of the population feel like that every day.
outfromunder
August 28th, 2008, 6:21 pm
I know all of your thoughts.
It's okay. 42% of the population feel like that every day.
What does the rest of the population feel like?
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 6:31 pm
What does the rest of the population feel like?
As a whole, kind of pasty and hairy.
outfromunder
August 28th, 2008, 6:43 pm
As a whole, kind of pasty and hairy.
ew. You actually touched them? Did ya use this afterwards?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51piKKYTiDL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 6:54 pm
ew. You actually touched them? Did ya use this afterwards?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51piKKYTiDL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
Yes. There's no susbstitute for touch.
No... I use lye soap.
FranklySpeaking
August 28th, 2008, 7:36 pm
Joey, it has been mention a thousand times today on the radio, tv and/or internet that McCain will name his running mate tomorrow.
Who do you think JM will choose ?
Joeybear23
August 28th, 2008, 7:39 pm
Joey, it has been mention a thousand times today on the radio, tv and/or internet that McCain will name his running mate tomorrow.
Who do you think JM will choose ?
I think he should choose Romney.
Paul31
August 29th, 2008, 2:10 am
Joey, are you staying at a Hotel, or do you have an apartment while staying in CA?
Paul31
August 29th, 2008, 2:11 am
Joey, are you using a rental car, or are you taking cabs, or other public transportation?
Paul31
August 29th, 2008, 2:12 am
Joey, are you shopping at Ralph's, QFC or Albertson's?
Paul31
August 29th, 2008, 2:12 am
Joey, have you ever worked for the CIA?
Joeybear23
August 30th, 2008, 10:26 am
Joey, are you staying at a Hotel, or do you have an apartment while staying in CA?
Hotel...
An apartment would be more convenient and less expensive, though.
Joeybear23
August 30th, 2008, 10:27 am
Joey, are you using a rental car, or are you taking cabs, or other public transportation?
Rental cars.
Joeybear23
August 30th, 2008, 10:28 am
Joey, are you shopping at Ralph's, QFC or Albertson's?
Target, Claim Jumper, Black Angus, Olive Garden, Alfredo's, Nena's, Lotus, Manhattan Grill (sounds like a NY dental procedure)
Joeybear23
August 30th, 2008, 10:29 am
Joey, have you ever worked for the CIA?
I would tell you, but then...
Paul31
September 3rd, 2008, 2:27 am
Joey, what are you doing up so late?
Paul31
September 3rd, 2008, 2:27 am
Joey, what is your opinion of remote controls?
Paul31
September 3rd, 2008, 2:28 am
Joey, what is the mod complaint about you all about?
Paul31
September 3rd, 2008, 2:28 am
Joey, have you ever owned a pet rock?
Paul31
September 3rd, 2008, 2:39 am
Joey, what did you have for dinner tonite?
Paul31
September 3rd, 2008, 2:52 am
Joey, who is the greatest sports commissioner ever? Pete Rozelle gets my vote. :)
Robyn
September 3rd, 2008, 2:56 am
Joey....do these jeans make my butt look big?
Joeybear23
September 3rd, 2008, 3:41 am
Joey, what are you doing up so late?
Not much.