Ask Joey Anything...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you play practical jokes on your coworkers?

Like replacing their desktop background with a screen-capture of their currnet desktop and moving all their icons off? Noooo, not me.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you dine out for lunch or do you bring lunch from home?

I normally bring it from home...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are you ready for Spring?

Absolutely.
I can't wait till my plum trees start producing.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you ever forget what you were planning on saying? I just did, I had a dumb question for you but forgot what it was. (This one wasn't the one either.) ;)

Yes, but I'd never admit it... DOH!

[Badger7]

Is it safe?

[Joeybear23]

Is it safe?

Of course it is...

[Paul31]

Joey, do you know how to pick locks?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of Howard Cosell?

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, do you know how to pick locks?

He's not Jewish...

:)

peace...

[Paul31]

Joey, what internet browser do you use? IE, IE7, Firefox, Safari, Opera?

[tha malcontent™]

OH!... You meant Locks that Require Keys...

Gotcha!...

Carry on!

:)

peace...

[Paul31]

He's not Jewish...

:)

peace...
Woah!!! where did you come from? :) This is usually the only time I have to myself to ask all these dumb questions. :razz:

[Paul31]

OH!... You meant Locks that Require Keys...

Gotcha!...

Carry on!

:)

peace...
Those would be it. That or the ones for the threads that Lee keeps locking up on me. :razz:

[tha malcontent™]

Woah!!! where did you come from? :) This is usually the only time I have to myself to ask all these dumb questions. :razz:

Ah... Wife is Sick and aSleep, and the lil one is LONG ago aSleep...

Poppa's too Awake for a Fryday!...

:)

peace...

[Paul31]

Joey, do you own any kind of GPS?

[Paul31]

Ah... Wife is Sick and aSleep, and the lil one is LONG ago aSleep...

Poppa's too Awake for a Fryday!...

:)

peace...
I hope your wife feels better soon. How is your little one? She is about 2 now isn't she?

[tha malcontent™]

I hope your wife feels better soon. How is your little one? She is about 2 now isn't she?

Yep... 2 and 2+ Months...

Scares the **** out of me on a Daily...

She's the Best.

I Wish only Happiness for her.

Everything else will come.

:)

peace...

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever tried Aloe Vera Juice? (if you haven't be thankful.)

[Paul31]

Yep... 2 and 2+ Months...

Scares the **** out of me on a Daily...

She's the Best.

I Wish only Happiness for her.

Everything else will come.

:)

peace...
Oh No the "Terrible Two's!!!" :razz:

[Paul31]

Joey, do you ever cuss?

[Paul31]

Joey, did you ever serve anytime in detention as a school kid?

[Paul31]

Joey, why are seedless watermelons not so seedless?

[tha malcontent™]

Oh No the "Terrible Two's!!!" :razz:

If this is "Terrible", God has Truly Blessed us... ;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you know how to pick locks?

Nope... except I used to when I played D&D. :razz:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of Howard Cosell?

He was a cool sports announcer.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what internet browser do you use? IE, IE7, Firefox, Safari, Opera?

Internet Exploder 7. :mrgreen:

[Joeybear23]

Woah!!! where did you come from? :) This is usually the only time I have to myself to ask all these dumb questions. :razz:

All questions are to be directed toward me. :naughty:

[Joeybear23]

Those would be it. That or the ones for the threads that Lee keeps locking up on me. :razz:

This is really getting out of hand.

[Joeybear23]

Ah... Wife is Sick and aSleep, and the lil one is LONG ago aSleep...

Poppa's too Awake for a Fryday!...

:)

peace...

Now you two better start abiding by the thread rules or you will have to be ejected.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you own any kind of GPS?

Just the ones that the government tracks me with in my phone.

[Joeybear23]

I hope your wife feels better soon. How is your little one? She is about 2 now isn't she?

My wife is feeling better.

My little ones are 2, 5, and 7, and doing well thankyouverymuch.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever tried Aloe Vera Juice? (if you haven't be thankful.)

Just on battle wounds, never in mah bellay.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you ever cuss?

I have let the occasional "crap" escape my lips... but that just sounds nasty.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, did you ever serve anytime in detention as a school kid?

Yes.

In elementary school I was bored and found myself in trouble a lot. They used to have a little desk for me outside the principal's office for me to do my work.

In middle school they put me in Honors/GT classes and I never got in trouble anymore.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why are seedless watermelons not so seedless?

Watermelons are made seedless by grafting the watermelon vine into another root system. This graft makes it so the plant cannot reproduce, and thus fertile seeds are not developed, though the occasional infertile seed will still develop but cannot be planted successfully.

[Joeybear23]

If this is "Terrible", God has Truly Blessed us... ;)

:)

peace...

Yeah, I am not sure where the term "terrible two's" came from. Mine were all wonderful at that age... it's the 3's that were difficult. :mrgreen:

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that Alan Colmes will ever be Hannitized?

[Paul31]

Joey, would you ever consider coaching your beloved Bears?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that U.S. Senate is just wasting time and money pursuing steroid use in professional sports?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like to watch shows like American Justice, and City Confidential?

[Paul31]

Joey, in your opinion who is more annoying Greta Van Susteren or Geraldo Rivera?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you hate how criminals always are able to make plea bargains?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of Charles Barkley?

[Paul31]

Joey, when you were in the Air Force, did you get to be around the nukes?

[Kelzan]

Joey, who do you support in the upcoming presidential election?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that Alan Colmes will ever be Hannitized?

Possibly... he came close on a few issues, like the war on terror and supporting the troops...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, would you ever consider coaching your beloved Bears?

That woudl be cool, but I would probably be the most hated man in Chicago... I have a hard time helping to coach my daughters' soccer teams.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that U.S. Senate is just wasting time and money pursuing steroid use in professional sports?

Absolutely.

If crimes were committed, let the justice system do its job.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like to watch shows like American Justice, and City Confidential?

Never seen them.

I watch very little TV.
The shows I do watch are:

American Idol
24
Lost
miscellaneous game shows

[Joeybear23]

Joey, in your opinion who is more annoying Greta Van Susteren or Geraldo Rivera?

Geraldo... by far.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you hate how criminals always are able to make plea bargains?

Yeah.

Like the drug dealer who was granted clemency for testifying against Ramos and Compean. :evil:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of Charles Barkley?

Barkley, Jordan, Bird, Pippen, Stockton, Malone, Magic... the NBA was pretty awesome then.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, when you were in the Air Force, did you get to be around the nukes?

:lol:

My dad was Air Force, I was an Air Force brat (kid).

But no, I never got to be around nukes... but I did spend several years in Berlin while the wall was up, and I got to tour a Reagan-era missile defense detection facility in operation in Texas.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, who do you support in the upcoming presidential election?

In this order:

Romney
Thompson
Hunter
.
.
.
.
.
.
McCain
Huckabee
The Devil
Any Democrat

[melinda]

In this order:

Romney
Thompson
Hunter
.
.
.
.
.
.
McCain
Huckabee
The Devil
Any Democrat

I like your list order....;)

I realize that is not a question....let me think of a question.
hmmm. hmmmm. hmmmm.
I'll get back to you on that one.

[Kelzan]

In this order:

Romney
Thompson
Hunter
.
.
.
.
.
.
McCain
Huckabee
The Devil
Any Democrat

Good list, but I would put inanimate objects before the democrats.

[Stuball]

Joey
Who are you picking in this weeks NFL playoffs?

[Kelzan]

Joey, what came first the chicken or the egg?

[NKT]

Joey, why is the sky blue?

[Joeybear23]

Joey
Who are you picking in this weeks NFL playoffs?

Packers and Bolts

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what came first the chicken or the egg?

The chicken - Creation.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why is the sky blue?

Because if it were green, we would never know when to stop mowing the lawn.

[Kelzan]

Joey, what's the atomic weight of Plutonium?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what's the atomic weight of Plutonium?

244

[Jabber]

Packers and Bolts

NEWS FLASH...Joeybear does it again. He correctly picked both losers. Way to go Joey!!!:cool:

[Joeybear23]

NEWS FLASH...Joeybear does it again. He correctly picked both losers. Way to go Joey!!!:cool:

Stuball should have been more specific.
He did not ask who I picked to win...

[Paul31]

In this order:

Romney
Thompson
Hunter
.
.
.
.
.
.
McCain
Huckabee
The Devil
Any Democrat
Where would the aardvark fit in there? Just below Hunter or right above McCain? ;)

[Paul31]

Joey, do you just get a kick out of NKT's avatar?

[Joeybear23]

Where would the aardvark fit in there? Just below Hunter or right above McCain? ;)

Above birds but below marsupials, all of which are pages above McCain.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you just get a kick out of NKT's avatar?

It had me in a trance...

[Jabber]

Joey, where is everybody this morning?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, where is everybody this morning?

Shuffling around the surface of the earth...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Joey, what is your single most favorite car of all time?!

[ArmyMAJretired]

What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your single most favorite car of all time?!

It would have to be the 1996 300ZX TT Convertible.

[Joeybear23]

What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?

It depends on if it is laden with a coconut.

[ArmyMAJretired]

It depends on if it is laden with a coconut.

African or European also makes a difference! Good man.

[Joeybear23]

It would have to be the 1996 300ZX TT Convertible.

I changed my mind.

2009 Nissan GTR:
http://www.larrychendesign.com/tokyo/TMS07/day3/

:drool:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I changed my mind.

2009 Nissan GTR:
http://www.larrychendesign.com/tokyo/TMS07/day3/

:drool:


I am more into classic American muscle, but I can definitely understand why you are fascinated with this car.....

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Joeybear23]

I am more into classic American muscle, but I can definitely understand why you are fascinated with this car.....

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

I'm a Nissan guy... and the GTR (which will be coming to America!!!) really gets me drooling.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I'm a Nissan guy... and the GTR (which will be coming to America!!!) really gets me drooling.


I am not a Nissan enthusiast. However, the Japanese Sylvias are REALLY sweet.....

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, how much of your Money you gettin' @ $600 a pop, and $300 per Child?... ;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how much of your Money you gettin' @ $600 a pop, and $300 per Child?... ;)

:)

peace...

Probably $1200, but it's a zero sum game: whatever I get now I won't get next Feb. :flag:

[Joeybear23]

Probably $1200, but it's a zero sum game: whatever I get now I won't get next Feb. :flag:

Well, now it looks like this new deal will gross me $2100 now and net me zero...

[Jabber]

Joey, should I buy Plasma, LCD, or DLP with my government windfall?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, should I buy Plasma, LCD, or DLP with my government windfall?

Pay down your mortgage.

[Stuball]

Joey
What do you put on your hambuger

[Joeybear23]

Joey
What do you put on your hambuger

Gastric fluids, as soon as possible...

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that Mal's avie is rather scary? :eek:

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that Frank Morris and the Anglin brothers made it to land after breaking out of Alcatraz that summer nite in 1962?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever met anyone famous?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that Fred Phelps and his whacko church group should be hit in the head with golf clubs?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of Bill O'Reilly?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that I should flood Lee's PM box with all of these questions? Or better yet, start threads in the mod forum with questions? :) :razz: :twisted:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that Mal's avie is rather scary? :eek:

I'd say distinguished.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that Frank Morris and the Anglin brothers made it to land after breaking out of Alcatraz that summer nite in 1962?

If they didn't, someone would have found a body by now...

My guess is they washed up somewhere in Mexico.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever met anyone famous?

I was on a TV show with Pat Atterbury (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KLST)once.
I played guitar a few times with Daniel Makins (http://danielmakins.com/).
I went to school with the oldest member of Los Lonely Boys (http://www.loslonelyboys.org/).
I talked briefly with L. Tom Perry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Tom_Perry).
...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that Fred Phelps and his whacko church group should be hit in the head with golf clubs?

Maybe not the head... the stomach definitely. You want them conscious for the pain...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of Bill O'Reilly?

Agree with him half the time...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that I should flood Lee's PM box with all of these questions? Or better yet, start threads in the mod forum with questions? :) :razz: :twisted:

You go right ahead, but don't quote me on that. :shhh:

[Stuball]

I was on a TV show with Pat Atterbury (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KLST)once.
I played guitar a few times with Daniel Makins (http://danielmakins.com/).
I went to school with the oldest member of Los Lonely Boys (http://www.loslonelyboys.org/).
I talked briefly with L. Tom Perry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Tom_Perry).
...
Joey have you ever met anyone famous?:confused:

[Joeybear23]

Joey have you ever met anyone famous?:confused:

:))

Yes.

[Jebster]

:))

Yes.



Yes what???

[Joeybear23]

Yes what???

Yes... ma'am. :cool:

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-yourretarded-catalog-571.jpg (http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/yourretarded/male)

^Joey, is there a Typo in that T-Shirt?...

Or is it Supposed to be there?...

:)

peace...

[Jabber]

Joey, what should I get my wife for Valentine's Day?

[Joeybear23]

http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-yourretarded-catalog-571.jpg (http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/yourretarded/male)

^Joey, is there a Typo in that T-Shirt?...

Or is it Supposed to be there?...

:)

peace...

Yes and yes.

Thank your.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what should I get my wife for Valentine's Day?

Pregnant. :flag:

[Jabber]

Pregnant. :flag:

Nah, my last one's graduating High School this year. I don't want to start all over again. :hand:

[Joeybear23]

Nah, my last one's graduating High School this year. I don't want to start all over again. :hand:

Doesn't mean you can't practice anyway.

[Jabber]

Doesn't mean you can't practice anyway.

Practice does make perfect.....;)

[Paul31]

Joey, did you watch the Super Bowl? And if so, how did you feel about the Giants winning?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think we might see a Manning vs Manning Super Bowl next year?

[Paul31]

Joey, what are you giving your wife for Valentines Day?

[Paul31]

Joey, would you mind if I sent this cold weather and wind to you folks in Texas?

[Paul31]

Joey, what else did you do this weekend?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of the slinky toy?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of Nostradamus?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that we need some more forums added to the board?

[Paul31]

Joey, why is it that a 30 second commercial seems longer than a half hour program?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of internet chat rooms?

[Paul31]

Joey, why can't people learn to be "color blind" to a persons skin color?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is the fastest you have driven a vehicle?

[Paul31]

Joey, when you read/hear that a person won't vote for a candidate for office because of their religion, isn't that the stupidest thing you ever heard?

[Paul31]

Joey, are you going to the Southern Hannity Meetup in New Orleans? That would be in Louisiana for those of you from Rio Linda, CA that might be reading this.

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that Oswald killed President Kennedy alone? Or was there a much bigger conspiracy?

[Kelzan]

Joey, what's the population of Baltimore Maryland?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that gdoane was present at the Super Bowl?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of oxymorons?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of Sean's MySpace page?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, did you watch the Super Bowl? And if so, how did you feel about the Giants winning?

Yes.
Great - Anytme Tom Brady chokes is a good day.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think we might see a Manning vs Manning Super Bowl next year?

No, but perhaps two Manning-Orton matchups in the post-season.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what are you giving your wife for Valentines Day?

Everything she wants.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, would you mind if I sent this cold weather and wind to you folks in Texas?

Nah, it's gonna be 80 today, so we could use the chilly.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what else did you do this weekend?

Did a tune-up on my truck, cleaned out the garage and watched some flicks with my kids.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of the slinky toy?

genius!

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of Nostradamus?

very short-sighted

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that we need some more forums added to the board?

Perhaps a "Ask Joey Anything" forum...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why is it that a 30 second commercial seems longer than a half hour program?

Attention Deficit.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of internet chat rooms?

Some are busy... some are not.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why can't people learn to be "color blind" to a persons skin color?

For teh same reason some people can't quit smoking... bad habits die hard.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is the fastest you have driven a vehicle?

130

[Joeybear23]

Joey, when you read/hear that a person won't vote for a candidate for office because of their religion, isn't that the stupidest thing you ever heard?

Yes.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are you going to the Southern Hannity Meetup in New Orleans? That would be in Louisiana for those of you from Rio Linda, CA that might be reading this.

No... is New Orleans still there?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that Oswald killed President Kennedy alone? Or was there a much bigger conspiracy?

No.
Bigger conspiracy with gov't involvement...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what's the population of Baltimore Maryland?

80% of the population of Maryland altogether.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that gdoane was present at the Super Bowl?

Possibly...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of oxymorons?

I would say they are quite contradictory.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of Sean's MySpace page?

Never looked at it... :redface:

[Kelzan]

Joey, who is crazier Dennis Kucinich or Michael Moore?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, who is crazier Dennis Kucinich or Michael Moore?

Kucinich... by a hair.

[morticia_28_358]

frog hair?

[Joeybear23]

frog hair?

Tongue hair.

[Paul31]

Joey, are you going to change your avatar to a baseball or basketball one?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think I should be concerned when I made fun of goodlife by lying about her turning 40?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of steel toed shoes?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you been back to your exercising?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you eat to much red meat?

[Kelzan]

Joey, what is your least favorite state in America?

[melinda]

Joey, did you have an absolutely beautiful weekend?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are you going to change your avatar to a baseball or basketball one?

Possibly...

Maybe go back to my Utah Jazz avie. :think:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think I should be concerned when I made fun of goodlife by lying about her turning 40?

Yes.
Be afraid... be very afraid.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of steel toed shoes?

Wear them early, wear them often, especially if they are Justin Workboots or Chippewa.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you been back to your exercising?

Somewhat.
I am running 3 times a week now instead of every day, and for 20 minutes instead of 15. That extra 5 minutes makes a difference...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you eat to much red meat?

No, I almost eat enough.
I have never heard of "too much"...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your least favorite state in America?

I'd have to say the independent state of Berkeley California.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, did you have an absolutely beautiful weekend?

It was beautiful.
I was able to get a lot of work done outside. :dance:

[melinda]

It was beautiful.
I was able to get a lot of work done outside. :dance:

same here....it was great.

are you expecting rain today?

[Joeybear23]

same here....it was great.

are you expecting rain today?

I got a little rain last night, and it is still cloudy this AM, so I am sure we'll get a little...
Rain during the week is fine, but I like my Saturdays (work at home days) to be sunny and dry.

[Kelzan]

I'd have to say the independent state of Berkeley California.

I wish there was a way to get Berkeley to secede from the great state of California.

[Joeybear23]

I wish there was a way to get Berkeley to secede from the great state of California.

Easy, just cut off any and all federal/state funding. Let them take care of themselves.

[Kelzan]

Easy, just cut off any and all federal/state funding. Let them take care of themselves.

I wish

[Joeybear23]

I wish

As do I...

[McCoyFan]

Okay, not that anyone is just dying to ask me something or even slightly interested in me, but here's your chance.

Fire away.

(if this thread gets no replies, I will be sorely offended... but relieved)

why do i get "sports, sports, and nothing but sports"
...when i click "general interest topics"
but it has "general interest topics" topics
and not "sports, sports and nothing but sports" topics

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that John Rocker.......is well off his rocker? (I saw your thread about him in Sports and thought I would ask.) :)

[Paul31]

Joey, are you good at Trigonometry?

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, will I Make more this Year than I did Last?...

:)

peace...

[Paul31]

Joey, how about Calculus?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever thought about having this thread locked?

[Paul31]

Joey, which shoes are better, Adidas or Nike?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that John Rocker.......is well off his rocker? (I saw your thread about him in Sports and thought I would ask.) :)

Undoubtedly.

[Joeybear23]

why do i get "sports, sports, and nothing but sports"
...when i click "general interest topics"
but it has "general interest topics" topics
and not "sports, sports and nothing but sports" topics


You need to click on the sub-heading "sports, sports and nothing but sports"
It is a separate forum inside the GIT forum...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are you good at Trigonometry?

I stopped my math education after college calculus-based physics...
So, I suppose I am okay at trig...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, will I Make more this Year than I did Last?...

:)

peace...

Considerably.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how about Calculus?

Answered in the trig question...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever thought about having this thread locked?

No... it's a post-count paradise.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, which shoes are better, Adidas or Nike?

Being a soccer player, I prefer Adidas... Copa Mundial to be exact

[Paul31]

Joey, is gdoane still a mod? I haven't seen him whack anyone for ages.

[Paul31]

Joey, what are you having for lunch?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, is gdoane still a mod? I haven't seen him whack anyone for ages.

Yes.
He's just hiding in the weeds for the withdrawal.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what are you having for lunch?

I had Chicken Soup... I'm a little under the weather.

[melinda]

Joey, I'm hoping you feel better soon..........
How are you doing?

[FranklySpeaking]

does anybody really know what time it is ?

[BasicGreatGuy]

does anybody really know what time it is ?

Does anybody care? ;) Good song!

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, Considering that I was @ Work this Morning @ 4 in the AM, and it is now 9:15 in the PM...

Should I go to Bed?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, I'm hoping you feel better soon..........
How are you doing?

Doing well... but I stayed home from work today to get rested up.

[Joeybear23]

does anybody really know what time it is ?

Yes.

[Joeybear23]

Does anybody care? ;) Good song!

I care. :mrgreen:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, Considering that I was @ Work this Morning @ 4 in the AM, and it is now 9:15 in the PM...

Should I go to Bed?...

:)

peace...

Yes.

I hope you made the right choice.

[Paul31]

Joey, are you feeling better?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is on the agenda for this weekend?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever received a phone survey to see who you would be voting for? (I did in 2004 about Bush.)

[Paul31]

Joey, does Lee ever sleep?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think an Amendment should be passed to prevent people from burning the flag?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you know the state capitals for all the states?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like chicken fried steak?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of Easter candy?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are you feeling better?

Yes, thankyouverymuch.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is on the agenda for this weekend?

Fix the truck. It died on me on the way to work this AM... I think the engine seized :((

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever received a phone survey to see who you would be voting for? (I did in 2004 about Bush.)

Nope, at least not from a pollster. I ahev received calls from the GOP asking for money.
I told them this go-around that if McCain is the nominee, they can take me off their call list.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, does Lee ever sleep?

Yes, with one eye open.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think an Amendment should be passed to prevent people from burning the flag?

A law requiring one to wrap himself in it first should be sufficient.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you know the state capitals for all the states?

No.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like chicken fried steak?

YES!:flag: :cool:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of Easter candy?

It is best if taken internally.

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, Tell me a Lot of Perfectly Good Beef isn't going to be Wasted because People were Mean to Cows...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, Tell me a Lot of Perfectly Good Beef isn't going to be Wasted because People were Mean to Cows...

:)

peace...

I wish I could tell you that... but be prepared to witness mass hysteria.

[tha malcontent™]

I wish I could tell you that... but be prepared to witness mass hysteria.

This is Pure ****ing ****!...

Send the Beef to me, I'll ****in' Eat it!...

Do you Think the Poor, Minorities and Women will be Hit Hardest by the Recall?... ;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

This is Pure ****ing ****!...

Send the Beef to me, I'll ****in' Eat it!...

Do you Think the Poor, Minorities and Women will be Hit Hardest by the Recall?... ;)

:)

peace...


Most likely.. they are saying it was already used in School cafeteria lunches... think Free Lunch Program.

[tha malcontent™]

Most likely.. they are saying it was already used in School cafeteria lunches... think Free Lunch Program.

This will Spawn Conspiracies like the CIA and Crack in the 80's...

Classic!

You Heard it here FIRST Folks!

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

This will Spawn Conspiracies like the CIA and Crack in the 80's...

Classic!

You Heard it here FIRST Folks!

:)

peace...

Undoubtedly.

[Paul31]

Joey, how would someone save an entire thread to their computer?

[Paul31]

Joey, what happened to JDGreen? He used to ask good questions.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how would someone save an entire thread to their computer?

I would ask Lee or Gene... maybe even Tpara or Tink, but probably not Iggy. :mrgreen:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what happened to JDGreen? He used to ask good questions.

It's cow season. He's prolly busy.

[Jabber]

Why has this thread been stagnant since Feb 19th?

[GibsonSG]

Joey, how do I get my Stratocaster to stop that extra noise when the pickup selector is on the lead pickup-only selection? That hum drives me crazy, but I need that position for solos.

[Joeybear23]

Why has this thread been stagnant since Feb 19th?

Because Romney dropped out...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do I get my Stratocaster to stop that extra noise when the pickup selector is on the lead pickup-only selection? That hum drives me crazy, but I need that position for solos.

Your ears are still too good. Stand next to a Marshall Stack at 10 for a few hours and the hum will all but disappear.

[GileadKnight]

Joey, how do I get my Stratocaster to stop that extra noise when the pickup selector is on the lead pickup-only selection? That hum drives me crazy, but I need that position for solos.

Is there a ground between the selector switch and the tailpiece?

This was on an EDS-1275..
Page's guitar tech also added a ground connection between the jack and the 6-string tailpiece, in order to reduce hum. Before that, the guitar gained the nickname "The Aerial" (a British term for "Antenna"), for its ability to pick all sorts of hum and radio frequency interference

[tha malcontent™]

Joey... Am I Sick again?...

Or is Allergies?

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey... Am I Sick again?...

Or is Allergies?

:)

peace...

It's just allergies...

Get back to work.

[tha malcontent™]

It's just allergies...

Get back to work.

HEY!...

Well, Mod3's got a Point!

I will Post a Picture of my Swingline and Company Coffee Pot later today.

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

HEY!...

Well, Mod3's got a Point!

I will Post a Picture of my Swingline and Company Coffee Pot later today.

:)

peace...

my stapler

[Jabber]

Why did I revive this thread?

[Joeybear23]

Why did I revive this thread?

Because you didn't know any better...

[Paul31]

Joey, did you and the family have a nice Easter?

[Paul31]

Joey, did you get your truck working again?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of Pac-Man?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of water beds?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you tried the Golden Oreo cookies?

[Paul31]

Joey, did you color Easter eggs for the kids?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of the kids show "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?"

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever heard of Scott Flansburg, aka the Human Calculator?

[Paul31]

Joey, do your prefer Windows XP or Windows Vista?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you own any of those books that are entitled, "_________ for Dummies?" or the ones "K.I.S.S." Keep It Simple Series?

[Paul31]

Joey, were you saddened when Yao Ming got hurt for the rest of the season?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you find actor Will Ferrell annoying?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you put ranch dressing on your pizza?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of the "Blue Man Group?"