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tha malcontent™
October 8th, 2007, 2:00 pm
You got 1,001...

Nice...

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
October 10th, 2007, 10:15 am
The answer is...


Yes... as long as it's okay with your mother.

JDGreen
October 10th, 2007, 10:38 am
Joey, are the Pokes gonna beat the Pats?

Joeybear23
October 10th, 2007, 10:41 am
Joey, are the Pokes gonna beat the Pats?


Yes, as long as they listen to my advice: chuck it to TeeOh, hand it to the Barbarian, and protect the pocket.

JDGreen
October 10th, 2007, 11:08 am
Yes, as long as they listen to my advice: chuck it to TeeOh, hand it to the Barbarian, and protect the pocket.

Romo throws five picks against the Pats, it'll be a blow out...

Joeybear23
October 10th, 2007, 11:22 am
Romo throws five picks against the Pats, it'll be a blow out...

Romo will throw 1 or 2, but so will Brady.

melinda
October 10th, 2007, 10:56 pm
Joey, do you sometimes talk to yourself?

Joeybear23
October 11th, 2007, 8:52 am
Joey, do you sometimes talk to yourself?

Don't interrupt us...

:shhh:

tha malcontent™
October 11th, 2007, 10:31 am
Joey, why is the Sun Warm?...

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
October 11th, 2007, 11:14 am
Joey, why is the Sun Warm?...

:)

peace...

A long time ago, millions of thoughtless republicans on the Sun drove SUV's around all day long.

Paul31
October 11th, 2007, 11:32 am
Joey, I am back. :mrgreen:

Joeybear23
October 11th, 2007, 11:56 am
Joey, I am back. :mrgreen:

Replies must be posted in the form of a question, sorry.
*Queue the music*

Darkwind
October 11th, 2007, 11:58 am
Replies must be posted in the form of a question, sorry.
*Queue the music*

What is the inside Diameter of the head of the pin that Angels dance on?

Joeybear23
October 11th, 2007, 12:01 pm
What is the inside Diameter of the head of the pin that Angels dance on?

Twice its radius.

Darkwind
October 11th, 2007, 12:09 pm
Twice its radius.

Are you sure Joey?


:twisted:

Paul31
October 11th, 2007, 12:09 pm
Replies must be posted in the form of a question, sorry.
*Queue the music*
Alrighty then. :razz: Joey are you glad I am back?

Paul31
October 11th, 2007, 12:10 pm
Joey, are you happy the Yankees are gone for the race to the World Series?

Paul31
October 11th, 2007, 12:11 pm
Joey, who are you going to cheer on for the World Series? Hopefully not the Rockies.

Paul31
October 11th, 2007, 12:11 pm
Joey, what did you do last weekend?

Joeybear23
October 11th, 2007, 12:24 pm
Alrighty then. :razz: Joey are you glad I am back?

Sure...
I guess my post count wasn't growing near as fast as it could have.

Joeybear23
October 11th, 2007, 12:24 pm
Joey, are you happy the Yankees are gone for the race to the World Series?

:shhh:

yes

:shhh:

Joeybear23
October 11th, 2007, 12:25 pm
Joey, who are you going to cheer on for the World Series? Hopefully not the Rockies.

:shhh:

Boston

:shhh:

Joeybear23
October 11th, 2007, 12:26 pm
Joey, what did you do last weekend?

:think:

I took my family to the Gulf Coast.

tha malcontent™
October 11th, 2007, 1:48 pm
A long time ago, millions of thoughtless republicans on the Sun drove SUV's around all day long.

Joey...

Is...

The...

Man.

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
October 11th, 2007, 3:10 pm
Joey...

Is...

The...

Man.

:)

peace...

You know it.

Joeybear23
October 11th, 2007, 3:25 pm
Joey, did someone just have the cacahuetes to report you to the mods? :surprised

Joeybear23
October 11th, 2007, 3:25 pm
Joey, did someone just have the cacahuetes to report you to the mods? :surprised

Yes, sir. :dance:

tha malcontent™
October 12th, 2007, 12:15 am
Say it ain't so, Joe!...

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
October 12th, 2007, 10:17 am
Say it ain't so, Joe!...

:)

peace...

It's so... for now.
But that's okay, I'm sure teh funnay will be back soon...

Dreamy
October 12th, 2007, 10:18 am
Joey,are you sometimes a naughty boy?

melinda
October 22nd, 2007, 10:14 am
Joey, what's up w/ the cold weather in Texas??

Joeybear23
October 22nd, 2007, 10:16 am
Joey,are you sometimes a naughty boy?

:shhh:

Joeybear23
October 22nd, 2007, 10:17 am
Joey, what's up w/ the cold weather in Texas??

It's just Mother Earth's way of giving Algore the finger.

melinda
October 22nd, 2007, 10:41 am
It's just Mother Earth's way of giving Algore the finger.

well, then I gotta admit I love it!! :)) :)) :))

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:08 am
Joey, how have you been?

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:09 am
Joey, how did you like the Red Sox spanking the Rockies?

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:09 am
Joey, is your Fantasy Football team doing better now?

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:10 am
Joey, are you back to your exercising yet?

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:11 am
Joey, how are your kids enjoying school?

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:11 am
Joey, are you dressing up for Halloween?

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:15 am
Joey, how do you make a pineapple upside down cake?

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:16 am
Joey, do you have any phobias?

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:20 am
Joey, have Army and Navy played their annual football game yet?

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:23 am
Joey, what is your opinion of the Nintendo Wii game system?

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:29 am
Joey, what is your opinion of people that have magnets on their refridgerator?

Paul31
October 25th, 2007, 4:31 am
Joey, who is your least favorite person on Sports Center?

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:21 pm
Joey, how have you been?

My fingers were just starting to get feeling back after your last set of questions...

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:22 pm
Joey, how did you like the Red Sox spanking the Rockies?

If you search further back in this thread, I did make a prediction for the World Series...

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:23 pm
Joey, is your Fantasy Football team doing better now?

Yes, I am in 2nd place in the Hannity League, but 6th in my office league.

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:24 pm
Joey, are you back to your exercising yet?

Off and on.
It seems like everything els eis piling up in front of the treadmill.
I'm still liftuing weights though, just no cardio besides basketball and volleyball with my wife and some friends every few weeks.

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:25 pm
Joey, how are your kids enjoying school?

My oldest is in 1st grade and really enjoying it.
My second is a few months too young for Kindergarten, and we make too much to qualify for Pre-K here.
The youngest is only 2, and he reigns supreme during school hours. Poor Mommy.

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:26 pm
Joey, are you dressing up for Halloween?

Probably not this year, but my kids will.
Oldest - Princess
Middle - Fairy
Youngest - Pirate

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:27 pm
Joey, how do you make a pineapple upside down cake?

I just call my sister-in-law... :mrgreen:

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:29 pm
Joey, do you have any phobias?

I actually have a fear of heights...

...but I have to face it fairly often when replacing tiles on my roof, moving equipment at work, or flying. Not really an irrational, dizzying fear, just a heightened sense of awareness when I am up high.

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:29 pm
Joey, have Army and Navy played their annual football game yet?

December 1st, lad.

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:32 pm
Joey, what is your opinion of the Nintendo Wii game system?

Tried it once at my cousin's house, but the controller battery was dead, so I had to just watch him play... let's just say I'm not rushing out to buy one.

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:32 pm
Joey, what is your opinion of people that have magnets on their refridgerator?

They're cool.

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 4:38 pm
Joey, who is your least favorite person on Sports Center?

I would have to say George Grande, since he was way before my Sports Center watching time...

tha malcontent™
October 25th, 2007, 7:50 pm
http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=259863

^Joey, have you been there since the Renovation?...

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
October 25th, 2007, 10:03 pm
http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=259863

^Joey, have you been there since the Renovation?...

:)

peace...

Of course...

What is this, a Thread Jack?

:)

peace...

Paul31
October 30th, 2007, 12:40 am
Joey, what are you doing up so late?

Paul31
October 30th, 2007, 12:41 am
Joey, are you watching Friday the 13th movies on AMC tonite?

Paul31
October 30th, 2007, 12:45 am
Joey, have you been collecting the state quarters?

Mithrastan
October 30th, 2007, 8:39 am
Joey, do you like delicious nachos?

tha malcontent™
October 30th, 2007, 9:02 am
Joey, we still gonna be Cool in (2) Weeks as the Nation makes it's Comeback?...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
October 31st, 2007, 3:47 pm
http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=392141

^Will I be able to Rally anyone to this Cause, Joey?...

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
October 31st, 2007, 3:56 pm
Joey, what are you doing up so late?

It's only 1:56 PM...

Joeybear23
October 31st, 2007, 3:57 pm
Joey, are you watching Friday the 13th movies on AMC tonite?

No.
I don't have rabbit ear stations, much less cable.

Joeybear23
October 31st, 2007, 3:57 pm
Joey, have you been collecting the state quarters?

I prefer federal money, it' sthe only legal tender accepted here.

tha malcontent™
October 31st, 2007, 3:58 pm
http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=15151961&postcount=30092

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
October 31st, 2007, 3:58 pm
Joey, do you like delicious nachos?

Of course!

Joeybear23
October 31st, 2007, 3:59 pm
Joey, we still gonna be Cool in (2) Weeks as the Nation makes it's Comeback?...

:)

peace...

We'll see.... :mrgreen:

Joeybear23
October 31st, 2007, 3:59 pm
http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=392141

^Will I be able to Rally anyone to this Cause, Joey?...

:)

peace...

:clap:

of course

Joeybear23
October 31st, 2007, 4:01 pm
http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=15151961&postcount=30092

:)

peace...

On occasion. :razz:

tha malcontent™
October 31st, 2007, 4:02 pm
We'll see.... :mrgreen:

I See you guys Threw in the Towel on the Old Donkey QB...

How's that Workin' out for ya?...

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
October 31st, 2007, 4:33 pm
I See you guys Threw in the Towel on the Old Donkey QB...

How's that Workin' out for ya?...

:)

peace...

I'd really like to Kyle Orton on teh field. He's not bad, but needs some experience.
If he's the future of the Bears offense we need to find out sooner rather than later.

Z_only1
October 31st, 2007, 5:20 pm
Joey, if this hasn't been asked, what's your fav meal?(mines rib-eye and scampi) otherwise ignore.

Joeybear23
November 1st, 2007, 9:09 am
Joey, if this hasn't been asked, what's your fav meal?(mines rib-eye and scampi) otherwise ignore.

Now that's a tough question.

My favorite meal can change from day to day, but currently it would be the fare from here:
http://www.mastergrillchurrascaria.com/denton_menus.htm
:drool:

But I also love Italian, and Chinese, and of course good Mexican, or meat and potatoes American, or a good burger, etc...

Man, this is making me hungry.

melinda
November 9th, 2007, 9:25 am
Joey, why hasn't anyone asked any questions in the past few days??

tha malcontent™
November 9th, 2007, 9:27 am
Joey, do I have a Sinus Infection?...

:)

peace...

melinda
November 9th, 2007, 9:34 am
Joey, do you have a sinus infection?

melinda
November 9th, 2007, 9:35 am
Joey, how are the kids?

melinda
November 9th, 2007, 9:35 am
Joey, why is my turkey not walking?

Joeybear23
November 9th, 2007, 9:36 am
Joey, why hasn't anyone asked any questions in the past few days??

I've been sick...

Joeybear23
November 9th, 2007, 9:38 am
Joey, do I have a Sinus Infection?...

:)

peace...

Yessir.

Finish up all your antibiotics...

Joeybear23
November 9th, 2007, 9:41 am
Joey, do you have a sinus infection?

That's what the doctor says...

Joeybear23
November 9th, 2007, 9:42 am
Joey, how are the kids?

Growing like weeds.
Excellent!

My 4yo (almost 5) lost her first tooth the other night.

Joeybear23
November 9th, 2007, 9:43 am
Joey, why is my turkey not walking?

It's chicken.

melinda
November 9th, 2007, 9:54 am
Growing like weeds.
Excellent!

My 4yo (almost 5) lost her first tooth the other night.

Joey, did the tooth fairy visit your house?

Joeybear23
November 9th, 2007, 9:57 am
Joey, did the tooth fairy visit your house?

As usual... and she wore my favorite nighty too. :mrgreen:

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:21 am
Joey, what is your take on elevator music?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:22 am
Joey, who is a better basketball player, Kobe Bryant, or Yao Ming?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:22 am
Joey, what is your favorite suit in a deck of playing cards?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:23 am
Joey, how do you feel about smokeless ashtrays?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:23 am
Joey, what is your favorite Interstate highway?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:25 am
Joey, what is your favorite magic trick?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:25 am
Joey, why are school buses yellow?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:26 am
Joey, how do you feel about caller ID?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:26 am
Joey, how do you feel about bingo?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:27 am
Joey, do you read those great gossip mags while standing in line at the grocery store?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:29 am
Joey, what is your opinion of those foam cowboy hats?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:29 am
Joey, who has the hottest cheerleaders in professional sports?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:30 am
Joey, how was your Thanksgiving?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:30 am
Joey, do you read the Wall Street Journal?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:31 am
Joey, what is your opinion of the year 1989?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:32 am
Joey, how do you feel about the "Do not call" list?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:33 am
Joey, what is your opinion of those annoying pop-up adds?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:35 am
Joey, what is your opinion of the Food Saver?

Paul31
November 29th, 2007, 4:37 am
Joey, what is your opinion of the old eight track tapes?

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 8:55 am
Joey, what is your take on elevator music?

It's catchy... but I wouldn't put it in my MP3 player.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 8:56 am
Joey, who is a better basketball player, Kobe Bryant, or Yao Ming?

Kobe Bryant.

Yao just a tall guy who's not too awkward... for some reason the NBA likes those guys of late.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 8:56 am
Joey, what is your favorite suit in a deck of playing cards?

Clubs (or as my wife says "Puppy Paws")

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 8:57 am
Joey, how do you feel about smokeless ashtrays?

I prefer them.

The more smokeless, the more better...

and never in my house.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 8:58 am
Joey, what is your favorite Interstate highway?

I'd have to say I-35, by default.

I spend two and a half hours on it every day.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 8:59 am
Joey, what is your favorite magic trick?

Probably Criss Angel going through the side of the armored truck.
That's pretty cool, and I still haven't figured it out.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:00 am
Joey, why are school buses yellow?

Decreases the likelyhood of them being stolen.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:00 am
Joey, how do you feel about caller ID?

great invention, highly recommended

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:01 am
Joey, how do you feel about bingo?

I play a learning bingo game with my preschooler, she loves it.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:01 am
Joey, do you read those great gossip mags while standing in line at the grocery store?

I'll glance over the covers if there's not an Auto Trader in the aisle.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:02 am
Joey, what is your opinion of those foam cowboy hats?

It is a must if you are going to a Dallas game.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:03 am
Joey, who has the hottest cheerleaders in professional sports?

I've never taken their temperatures, but I would assume they are all pretty average.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:04 am
Joey, how was your Thanksgiving?

It was great.
Had a lot of turkey (the animal, not the country) and pie, and mash taters, and turkey, and ham, and pie, and hot rolls, and cream gravy, and pie, and turkey.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:04 am
Joey, do you read the Wall Street Journal?

I read the internet. News is free.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:06 am
Joey, what is your opinion of the year 1989?

That's when:
I turned 11
the wall came down
tensions with Iraq began building

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:07 am
Joey, how do you feel about the "Do not call" list?

I'm on it. It works pretty well, except now everybody's a charity somehow...

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:08 am
Joey, what is your opinion of those annoying pop-up adds?

Pop-Up blockers are your friend.

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:08 am
Joey, what is your opinion of the Food Saver?

Overrated.

I use Ziplock

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 9:10 am
Joey, what is your opinion of the old eight track tapes?

I've never owned an 8-track player...
I had a friend who did though, and I thought it was pretty lame.

FreedomIsntFree
November 29th, 2007, 5:43 pm
OK, just to be a smartass:;)

Joey, what's the recommended final approach speed for a Cessna 172 with slightly forward CG?

Joeybear23
November 29th, 2007, 5:45 pm
OK, just to be a smartass:;)

Joey, what's the recommended final approach speed for a Cessna 172 with slightly forward CG?

60-65 knots, but do not let it go below 60 knots.

melinda
November 30th, 2007, 12:58 pm
Joey, what do you want for Christmas?

Joeybear23
November 30th, 2007, 1:06 pm
Joey, what do you want for Christmas?

My family to be happy and a bun in the oven.

Nothing else comes close.

melinda
November 30th, 2007, 4:38 pm
My family to be happy and a bun in the oven.

Nothing else comes close.

very nice, Joey.


so......is there a bun in the oven?

Joeybear23
November 30th, 2007, 4:49 pm
very nice, Joey.


so......is there a bun in the oven?

Not that we know of, yet.
But it's not for a lack of trying... and trying... and perfecting... and trying again :whistle:

melinda
November 30th, 2007, 7:31 pm
Not that we know of, yet.
But it's not for a lack of trying... and trying... and perfecting... and trying again :whistle:

go y'all!!
and I'm not gonna ask any more questions about that....:))

tha malcontent™
December 1st, 2007, 12:13 am
Why didn't you and mel come to the Show today, Joey?... :(

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
December 3rd, 2007, 9:10 am
go y'all!!
and I'm not gonna ask any more questions about that....:))

Sorry, I was busy, and didn't get to respond promptly... :mrgreen:

Joeybear23
December 3rd, 2007, 9:11 am
Why didn't you and mel come to the Show today, Joey?... :(

:)

peace...

Well, I know what I was doin', but I'm not sure what mel was up to.

Jesso
December 3rd, 2007, 9:13 am
Joey.. are we having a boy or a girl?

Joeybear23
December 3rd, 2007, 9:32 am
Joey.. are we having a boy or a girl?

Boy.

tha malcontent™
December 3rd, 2007, 9:34 am
Joey, do you Think it Hurts to be a Donkey Fan this Fine Morning?...

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
December 3rd, 2007, 9:53 am
Joey, do you Think it Hurts to be a Donkey Fan this Fine Morning?...

:)

peace...

Absolutely.

:clap:

mrclean
December 3rd, 2007, 9:54 am
Are you getting tired of answering questions yet?

Joeybear23
December 3rd, 2007, 10:05 am
Are you getting tired of answering questions yet?

Not really...

Robyn
December 3rd, 2007, 12:03 pm
What am I getting for Christmas?

Joeybear23
December 3rd, 2007, 12:28 pm
What am I getting for Christmas?

Pie and at least one candy cane.

melinda
December 3rd, 2007, 8:44 pm
Joey, how many questions have you answered?

Joeybear23
December 4th, 2007, 9:13 am
Joey, how many questions have you answered?

575 give or take a few...

tha malcontent™
December 4th, 2007, 9:50 am
Is it Luck, Cheating, or a Combination of both, with some Ref Payments on the Side?...

Regarding the Asterisks?...

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
December 4th, 2007, 9:59 am
Is it Luck, Cheating, or a Combination of both, with some Ref Payments on the Side?...
quite possibly the 3rd

Regarding the Asterisks?...

:)

peace...

<---pro-asterisk

tha malcontent™
December 10th, 2007, 9:51 am
Joey... Do you Think the Donkeys, out of Frustration, Ran the Score up on KC Yesterday?...

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
December 10th, 2007, 9:59 am
Joey... Do you Think the Donkeys, out of Frustration, Ran the Score up on KC Yesterday?...

:)

peace...

I think they doubled their total points for the season... :D

tha malcontent™
December 10th, 2007, 10:02 am
I think they doubled their total points for the season... :D

Quailty...

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
December 10th, 2007, 10:05 am
Quailty...

:)

peace...

...reliability, and customer satisfaction.

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:10 am
Joey, what did you get for Christmas?

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:10 am
Joey, have you taken down your decorations?

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:11 am
Joey, are the Patriots going to win the Super Bowl?

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:11 am
Joey, what is your opinion of surfboards?

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:12 am
Joey, how do you feel about crossword puzzles?

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:14 am
Joey, did you stay up to see 2008 arrive at midnite?

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:16 am
Joey do you ever watch YouTube videos?

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:20 am
Joey, do you think the gov't is hiding aliens in Area 51?

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:22 am
Joey, what is you opinion of the "Simpson's" movie?

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:24 am
Joey, what is your opinion of Jack Lalanne's "Power Juicer"?

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:26 am
Joey, do you like large crowds of people?

Paul31
January 2nd, 2008, 12:30 am
Joey, are you a hockey fan?

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:12 am
Joey, what did you get for Christmas?

More than I asked for...

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:13 am
Joey, have you taken down your decorations?

I have that activity slated for late June...

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:13 am
Joey, are the Patriots going to win the Super Bowl?

They won't make it past the 2nd round in the playoffs.

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:14 am
Joey, what is your opinion of surfboards?

They are very quiet.

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:15 am
Joey, how do you feel about crossword puzzles?

I rarely do much with them.
Normally I will put 5 or 6 incorrect answers in them in the magazines on planes...

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:16 am
Joey, did you stay up to see 2008 arrive at midnite?

Yes, but just barely.

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:17 am
Joey do you ever watch YouTube videos?

Normally just the funny ones...

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:18 am
Joey, do you think the gov't is hiding aliens in Area 51?

No... but aliens may be hiding there anyway, waiting for just the right moment to do the jobs that Americans won't do.

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:18 am
Joey, what is you opinion of the "Simpson's" movie?

It doesn't look that interesting to me.

Lee Kington
January 2nd, 2008, 9:18 am
Ask Joey Anything...
Pete and Repeat were in a boat.
Pete fell out.
Who was left in the boat?

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:19 am
Joey, what is your opinion of Jack Lalanne's "Power Juicer"?

Ron Popeil, eat your heart out.

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:20 am
Joey, do you like large crowds of people?

Not particularly... unless they're chanting "Joey, Joey, Joey!"

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:21 am
Joey, are you a hockey fan?

I used to follow the Dallas Stars... but not so much anymore.

Joeybear23
January 2nd, 2008, 9:22 am
Pete and Repeat were in a boat.
Pete fell out.
Who was left in the boat?

Repeat... ad infinitum.

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:22 am
Joey, do you like Ramon Noodles?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:23 am
Joey, do you prefer the national brand merchandise or the store brand....ex. Del Monte vs. the stores private label?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:24 am
Joey, have you ever listened to Phil Hendrie?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:25 am
Joey, have you ever sported a mustache or beard?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:26 am
Joey, what is your favorite branch of the military?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:27 am
Joey, what is your favorite college?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:33 am
Joey, do you think it's alright to "window shop but just don't touch the merchandise", this of course referring to looking at any hot ladies that one meet in their day?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:33 am
Joey, do you prefer blondes, brunettes, or redheads?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:35 am
Joey, why does Lee lock up, or worse delete, threads before I or anyone else have a chance to post in them? I mean I might have something to add to the thread. :razz:

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:36 am
Joey, if you won a million dollars what is the first thing you would do with it?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:37 am
Joey, who is your favorite actor and actress of all time?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:44 am
Joey, have you noticed the board is closing in on six million posts?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:45 am
Joey, what is your opinion of Billy Blanks' TaeBo fitness program?

Paul31
January 8th, 2008, 3:47 am
Joey, have you ever dined at a Ruth Chris' Steakhouse?

Jebster
January 8th, 2008, 3:48 am
Joey, do you ever get tired of people asking questions?

Jebster
January 8th, 2008, 3:49 am
Joey, do you really answer ALL the questions?

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:04 am
Joey, do you like Ramon Noodles?

No, but I do like Ramen noodles.

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:06 am
Joey, do you prefer the national brand merchandise or the store brand....ex. Del Monte vs. the stores private label?

I like the store brand on some items.
Like Macoroni and Cheese. Kraft is good, but i really like the Great Value (Wal Mart) label better, plus it's 1/3rd the price.

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:06 am
Joey, have you ever listened to Phil Hendrie?

Nope... sorry.
Never heard of the guy.

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:08 am
Joey, have you ever sported a mustache or beard?

My wife ha sinformed me that I am not to sport facial hair until I'm a grandpa, and that better be a very very very very very very very very very very very long time away.

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:09 am
Joey, what is your favorite branch of the military?

I'm an Air Force brat, so I'll have to go with that, but all branches are full of brave men and women.

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:11 am
Joey, what is your favorite college?

That is a good question.

I was born in Nebraska, so I am a Huskers fan.
I went to Angelo State.
I like University of Texas.
I am starting to lean toward Texas A&M due to their respect of tradition and conservative values.
University of North Texas is close to home.
I'm a Mormon, so I like all the BYU campuses (Provo, Idaho, Hawaii)

So... pick one of those.

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:13 am
Joey, do you think it's alright to "window shop but just don't touch the merchandise", this of course referring to looking at any hot ladies that one meet in their day?

Matthew 5:28

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:14 am
Joey, do you prefer blondes, brunettes, or redheads?

Blondes... there's no short supply of them in the Bear household either.

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:15 am
Joey, why does Lee lock up, or worse delete, threads before I or anyone else have a chance to post in them? I mean I might have something to add to the thread. :razz:

I think it's partly because you might have something to add to the thread.:razz:

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:15 am
Joey, if you won a million dollars what is the first thing you would do with it?

Pay off my house.

texan_rep
January 8th, 2008, 9:16 am
Joey, two questions...

1. Where are the Bears playing this weekend?
2. Where are the Cowboys playing this weekend?

:mrgreen:

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:18 am
Joey, who is your favorite actor and actress of all time?

Jackie Chan

Michelle Yeoh

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:19 am
Joey, have you noticed the board is closing in on six million posts?

I am sure you've played no small part in that... :cool:

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:20 am
Joey, what is your opinion of Billy Blanks' TaeBo fitness program?

It's definitely for the ladies...

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:20 am
Joey, have you ever dined at a Ruth Chris' Steakhouse?

No, but there isn't one near me...

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:21 am
Joey, do you ever get tired of people asking questions?

Not really, as long as they are patient enough to wait for me to answer them when I get a moment.

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:22 am
Joey, do you really answer ALL the questions?

I don't believe I have missed any, but you are more than welcome to go back and verify that. :mrgreen:

Jabber
January 8th, 2008, 9:22 am
Master Joey,
Was Hillary's "breakdown" Real or Faked? :((;)

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:22 am
Joey, two questions...

1. Where are the Bears playing this weekend?
2. Where are the Cowboys playing this weekend?

:mrgreen:

1. On my Xbox

2. Not Mexico

Joeybear23
January 8th, 2008, 9:23 am
Master Joey,
Was Hillary's "breakdown" Real or Faked? :((;)

My sources point to.... FAKE :flag:

A sincere Hillary breakdown would include much more expletives.

Jabber
January 8th, 2008, 9:25 am
My sources point to.... FAKE :flag:

A sincere Hillary breakdown would include much more expletives.

Ah, thanks....you made my mornin' :cool:

tha malcontent™
January 9th, 2008, 10:56 am
Seriously, Nobody is REALLY Surprised that HILLARY! had a Predictable "Come Back", are they?...

Let me Know if anyone Needs the Rest of this Election's Script.

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
January 9th, 2008, 11:08 am
Seriously, Nobody is REALLY Surprised that HILLARY! had a Predictable "Come Back", are they?...

Let me Know if anyone Needs the Rest of this Election's Script.

:)

peace...

Don't underestimate the gullible left...

tha malcontent™
January 9th, 2008, 11:14 am
Don't underestimate the gullible left...

I am Actually Surprised by Many on the Right regarding NH...

As if HILLARY! was going to Drop out...

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
January 9th, 2008, 11:18 am
I am Actually Surprised by Many on the Right regarding NH...

As if HILLARY! was going to Drop out...

:)

peace...

She's in it for the long haul, and I hope she gets the nod.

tha malcontent™
January 9th, 2008, 11:26 am
She's in it for the long haul, and I hope she gets the nod.

She will...

:)

peace...

Jebster
January 10th, 2008, 4:42 am
I don't believe I have missed any, but you are more than welcome to go back and verify that. :mrgreen:

Not likely...I have a life...Do you??? ;)

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 9:41 am
Not likely...I have a life...Do you??? ;)

yes... yes i do... :shifty:

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 2:43 pm
Joey, how are you and your family doing?

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 2:44 pm
Joey, do you like Taco Bell or Taco John's better?

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 2:45 pm
Joey, do you think that prostitution should be legalized? ( I was thinking about this after seeing how the guy found his wife working at a brothel.)

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 2:46 pm
Joey, which baseball team do you hate the most?

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 2:58 pm
Joey, do you ever feel like drinking alot of Pepto or even start taking up drinking alcohol beverages before opening this thread? :) :) :)

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 3:00 pm
Joey, were you surprised to see that Joe Gibbs retired?

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 3:04 pm
Joey, when are we going to see the end of all these idiot Ron Paul knucklehead supporters?

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 3:05 pm
Joey, do you think we will ever find a cure for cancer? Or are there just to many types that makes it impossible?

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 3:07 pm
Joey, do you think that those in the military should be allowed to drink when they are 18? How about being police officers at that age?

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 3:28 pm
Joey, how are you and your family doing?

Quite well, thank you.

Still just 5 of us...

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 3:29 pm
Joey, do you like Taco Bell or Taco John's better?

Considering I have never heard of a Taco John's, i will have to go with Taco Bell...

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 3:30 pm
Joey, do you think that prostitution should be legalized? ( I was thinking about this after seeing how the guy found his wife working at a brothel.)

Absolutely not.

Could you imagine the drain on SS for career prostitutes?

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 3:31 pm
Joey, which baseball team do you hate the most?

Hate is such a strong term..

I have the most apathy for the San Fran Giants...

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 3:32 pm
Joey, do you ever feel like drinking alot of Pepto or even start taking up drinking alcohol beverages before opening this thread? :) :) :)

Pepto I could do... but I've never had an alcoholic beverage. :mrgreen:

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 3:32 pm
Joey, were you surprised to see that Joe Gibbs retired?

I was surprised, yes. But I say good for him. It's about time people start putting their families first.

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 3:33 pm
Joey, when are we going to see the end of all these idiot Ron Paul knucklehead supporters?

March or April of 2009...

tha malcontent™
January 10th, 2008, 3:33 pm
Joey...

This Sound Familiar?...

"Concerns about Chrysler..."

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 3:34 pm
Joey, do you think we will ever find a cure for cancer? Or are there just to many types that makes it impossible?

I think we are pretty close to finding a cure, and I can't wait.

Of course the next disease to take it's place will probably be much worse.

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 3:36 pm
Joey, do you think that those in the military should be allowed to drink when they are 18? How about being police officers at that age?

Good question.

I would prefer nobody drink, but one must question a law that lets someone die for their country but won't let them buy a beer...

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 3:40 pm
Joey...

This Sound Familiar?...

"Concerns about Chrysler..."

:)

peace...

Sounds like Daimler bit off more than they could chew....

tha malcontent™
January 10th, 2008, 3:44 pm
Sounds like Daimler bit off more than they could chew....

Good Lord they had better NOT Bring back that Abomination they Called the K Car... ;)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/PlymouthReliant1987.jpg/250px-PlymouthReliant1987.jpg

:sick:

:)

peace...

Joeybear23
January 10th, 2008, 4:09 pm
Good Lord they had better NOT Bring back that Abomination they Called the K Car... ;)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/PlymouthReliant1987.jpg/250px-PlymouthReliant1987.jpg

:sick:

:)

peace...

I must agree... wholeheartedly.

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 4:14 pm
Joey, do you play practical jokes on your coworkers?

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 4:15 pm
Joey, do you dine out for lunch or do you bring lunch from home?

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 4:16 pm
Joey, are you ready for Spring?

Paul31
January 10th, 2008, 4:25 pm
Joey, do you ever forget what you were planning on saying? I just did, I had a dumb question for you but forgot what it was. (This one wasn't the one either.) ;)