Ask Joey Anything...

[AmericanMuscle]

Joey, what really happens to that sock that disappears from the laundry?

(Hope no one has asked this of you yet!)

[stormy]

Joey, if the sky is blue and the grass is green why do midgets seem to be the latest fashion accessory? Seriously, everyone who's anyone in Hollywood seems to have one.

[AmericanMuscle]

I mean, is there a parallel universe where folks get an extra sock everytime they launder?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you own any Lawerence Welk records?

No.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you ever use your highbeams on your vehicles?

Yes. But only when necessary, and never when there is oncoming traffic...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, would ever like to be in the movies or even a commercial to be shown to millions of people?

I have been a guest on a talk show before... but not a Jerry Springer type show... :))

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that Clint Eastwood should do another "Dirty Harry" movie?

That would be great.
I'll have to buy stock in Geritol, Viagra and Depends...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do you think your team will do in this years Fantasy Football League?

I will win.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you still own any VHS tapes?

Admittedly, yes. I have a lot of VHS tapes...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, did you get tomorrow (Monday) Labor Day off from work?

Yes...
It doesn't mean I won't be working though.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite plant?

There is a certain plant that grows in a certain cave that is quite dangerous, but a fun thing to be around.
I'd say that plant.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of tinfoil?

It is really aluminum, and it brings $.60 per pound right now.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you feel the Federal Government keeps blackmailing the states to enact laws, they might not ordinarily pass? Such as seatbelt laws.

No.
I would say the states are willing accomplices in many of these laws that both save lives and produce revenue.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what are you hoping you get for Christmas this year?

A nice, fat bonus.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, did you already have your birthday this year?

Yes. And I got everything that I asked for.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite kind of apple? (Hopefully not a Mcintosh). I like a Rome Beauty myself.

Red Delicious and Gala.
I like Granny Smith in pies...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do you feel about extension cords?

They are quite useful when you need your drill in the backyard.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think this saying would apply to all liberals: They are so dumb, they couldn't hit their own butt with both hands.

Not all, but a strong majority..

[Joeybear23]

Why am I still up at 2:15a.m. when I should be sleeping?

That's a good question.

Go to sleep, Deb.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, who do you think is the greatest General in American military history?

Robert E Lee

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you Schedule Time to Answer all of these Questions, or is just Random, like my OCD?...

:)

peace...

It's pretty random... :mrgreen:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what really happens to that sock that disappears from the laundry?

(Hope no one has asked this of you yet!)

You are very naive if you think dryers today run on electricity alone.
Socks are an excellent source of fuel.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, if the sky is blue and the grass is green why do midgets seem to be the latest fashion accessory? Seriously, everyone who's anyone in Hollywood seems to have one.

The sky is not blue, nor is the grass green, unless you live in Texas.
Midgets have always been in style, but now Hollywood is starting to accept that and show these cute little fellas on camera.

[Joeybear23]

I mean, is there a parallel universe where folks get an extra sock everytime they launder?

That would be silly.
In our prallel univers, Dryers eat underwear, but never the ones with stains on them.

[formerlibwhosawthelight]

Joey... after making my very first post, my profile showed that I had 1 post and that I averaged 0.62 posts per day? How is this possible?? Should I call for a full investigation of Hannity.com's accounting practices?

[Joeybear23]

Joey... after making my very first post, my profile showed that I had 1 post and that I averaged 0.62 posts per day? How is this possible?? Should I call for a full investigation of Hannity.com's accounting practices?

Patience young padawan, you were showing to be registered for 38.7 hours, thus 1 post in that time period would return a 0.62 post per day average.

You now have 3 posts and show a total of 47.8 hours since registration, so your current average is 1.51 posts per day.

[Stuball]

Joey
How badly will The Chargers beat the Bears on Sunday?

[Joeybear23]

Joey
How badly will The Chargers beat the Bears on Sunday?

:))

THe BEARS will WHOOOP the Chargers 27 - 14, even though LT will run for 150 yards and get 2 TD's...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why are you so dadgum hawt?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why are you so dadgum hawt?

Hard work, dedication, genetics, and Green Stuff

[melinda]

Joey, why do you have to ask yourself questions?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why do you have to ask yourself questions?

:frown:

Because I was starting to feel like nobody loved me anymore... ;)

[jet]

Hey Joey....what's your idea of dressing up? Not as in dress up but as in dressing up to go out on date with Mrs. Joeybear.

[Joeybear23]

Hey Joey....what's your idea of dressing up? Not as in dress up but as in dressing up to go out on date with Mrs. Joeybear.

I will wear whatever she wants me to, as long as she provides dessert. :D

[jet]

I will wear whatever she wants me to, as long as she provides dessert. :D

You must get a lot of dessert ;)

[Joeybear23]

You must get a lot of dessert ;)

Well, I do have 3 kids and another on the way... :D

[jet]

Well, I do have 3 kids and another on the way... :D

Ahhh, you got the inference :))

OK, so....how long did you know Mrs. JB before you proposed?

[Joeybear23]

Ahhh, you got the inference :))

OK, so....how long did you know Mrs. JB before you proposed?

Wel.. she's really a hottie, and I couldn't resist... about 3 weeks before the "serious" proposal with her dad's permission, but I wanted her to marry me the first day.

[jet]

Wel.. she's really a hottie, and I couldn't resist... about 3 weeks before the "serious" proposal with her dad's permission, but I wanted her to marry me the first day.

Ahhh, that is so sweet!!

Ok..so how old were you?

[melinda]

:frown:

Because I was starting to feel like nobody loved me anymore... ;)

I love you, Joey. :hug:

How's that?

[melinda]

Wel.. she's really a hottie, and I couldn't resist... about 3 weeks before the "serious" proposal with her dad's permission, but I wanted her to marry me the first day.

wow. my husband tells me that it was love at first sight w/ me too. He said he knew he was going to marry me the night he met me. We met Labor Day Weekend and were engaged by October....

[Joeybear23]

Ahhh, that is so sweet!!

Ok..so how old were you?

I was 21, she was 18.

[Joeybear23]

I love you, Joey. :hug:

How's that?

Thanks! :hug:

That's great! :mrgreen:

[Joeybear23]

wow. my husband tells me that it was love at first sight w/ me too. He said he knew he was going to marry me the night he met me. We met Labor Day Weekend and were engaged by October....

there must be something about Holiday weekends.

We met on a Friday night, July 2nd, and she invited me to her 4th of July party and I just never went away... We were engaged before the month was over and we were married that December.

[melinda]

there must be something about Holiday weekends.

We met on a Friday night, July 2nd, and she invited me to her 4th of July party and I just never went away... We were engaged before the month was over and we were married that December.

that's wonderful!!!


I casually met my husband in May, and I had no idea that I would ever even see him again. This was right before I graduated from high school, so I just went about enjoying my summer before I'd go to college. I didn't realize that he spent the summer looking for me. He found me Labor Day Weekend....that's when we hit it off. I was trying to fix him up w/ my best friend, and he finally came out and said, "I don't want her...I want you." :)) oh. ok. By October we were engaged, but we did not get married until the following September. He told me that he could marry me either before summer or after summer, but not during summer b/c well, his life was hay, and you gotta make hay while the sun shines. My mom had a huge trip planned to the Orient for that Spring, so she asked if we would wait until after summer....sure. we picked the second Saturday in Sept. The 11th. So yeah, this Sept 11 will be my 25th anniversary.
When we got married, he was 20; I was 19.

[Joeybear23]

that's wonderful!!!


I casually met my husband in May, and I had no idea that I would ever even see him again. This was right before I graduated from high school, so I just went about enjoying my summer before I'd go to college. I didn't realize that he spent the summer looking for me. He found me Labor Day Weekend....that's when we hit it off. I was trying to fix him up w/ my best friend, and he finally came out and said, "I don't want her...I want you." :)) oh. ok. By October we were engaged, but we did not get married until the following September. He told me that he could marry me either before summer or after summer, but not during summer b/c well, his life was hay, and you gotta make hay while the sun shines. My mom had a huge trip planned to the Orient for that Spring, so she asked if we would wait until after summer....sure. we picked the second Saturday in Sept. The 11th. So yeah, this Sept 11 will be my 25th anniversary.
When we got married, he was 20; I was 19.

Cool story!

We are in our 8th year now... :D

What was really cool was that on our honeymoon (just before Christmas) we got to see some Mayan ruins during the winter solstice and see some really cool things that were built for just that day of the year.

[melinda]

Cool story!

We are in our 8th year now... :D

I'm happy for y'all....and I love hearing stories like that.

[melinda]

Cool story!

We are in our 8th year now... :D

What was really cool was that on our honeymoon (just before Christmas) we got to see some Mayan ruins during the winter solstice and see some really cool things that were built for just that day of the year.

great!!

we didn't get a honeymoon. His grandpa died the night of our wedding. He went to the wedding and the reception, and then he died in his sleep that night. Cancelled our plans.

[Joeybear23]

great!!

we didn't get a honeymoon. His grandpa died the night of our wedding. He went to the wedding and the reception, and then he died in his sleep that night. Cancelled our plans.

Interesting.

My Dad collapsed the day of our wedding and we got to spend some time with him in the emergency room, but he wouldn't let us stay with him very long. Fortunately everything cleared up and he had somebody drive him to the reception when they released him from the hospital.

[tha malcontent™]

My Poppa just had Heart Surgery before ours...

He made it to the Wedding though!...

Joey, why do People Marry?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

My Poppa just had Heart Surgery before ours...

He made it to the Wedding though!...

Joey, why do People Marry?...

:)

peace...

Most do it to seal a righteous bond and make a real commitment to their partner and their God.

And then some people just want the gimmes...

[tha malcontent™]

Most do it to seal a righteous bond and make a real commitment to their partner and their God.

And then some people just want the gimmes...

Ah... :think:

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I'm so glad that both of your daddies were OK and able to make the most of your wedding days...:D

[Joeybear23]

I'm so glad that both of your daddies were OK and able to make the most of your wedding days...:D

Thanks.

hey, here's a new thread that I think you'll have some input on:

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=312981

:mrgreen:

[jet]

I love reading these engagement stories!! And of course, the subsequent nuptials ;)

OK.....JB, how many children do you plan to have? Or is that too personal?

[melinda]

Joey, why does anyone go to Amarillo?

[Joeybear23]

I love reading these engagement stories!! And of course, the subsequent nuptials ;)

OK.....JB, how many children do you plan to have? Or is that too personal?

Well, my wife and I both want at least 5 children, but we are not setting that number in stone. It may go up, and she doesn't want me to get "fixed" in case she decides later that she wants more...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why does anyone go to Amarillo?

Palo Duro Canyon... that's about it.

[jet]

Well, my wife and I both want at least 5 children, but we are not setting that number in stone. It may go up, and she doesn't want me to get "fixed" in case she decides later that she wants more...

That is so awesome!!! I hope you continue to be blessed in that area ;)

In naming your children, do you have a theme going? Like same first letter, family names?

[melinda]

Joey, what's up w/ all the September anniversaries??

[melinda]

Joey, have you ever called yourself a baby kangaroo??

[Joeybear23]

That is so awesome!!! I hope you continue to be blessed in that area ;)

In naming your children, do you have a theme going? Like same first letter, family names?

So far our kids all have 4 names (including the last name, of course) but other than that, no particular pattern.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what's up w/ all the September anniversaries??

I think it's because a lot of people actually got married in September, too. :think:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever called yourself a baby kangaroo??

No, but a friend did, once. ONCE!!

(notice the Johnny Dangerously reference) ;)

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, do you Speak Jive?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you Speak Jive?...

:)

peace...


Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

[tha malcontent™]

Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Thanks!...

Can you Pimp this for me?:

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=259863

:)

peace...

[Jebster]

Joey, what is the average velocity of a barn swallow?

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, what is the average velocity of a barn swallow?

You mean like by a White House Intern?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is the average velocity of a barn swallow?

An African or European Swallow?

[Joeybear23]

You mean like by a White House Intern?...

:)

peace...

:eek:

[melinda]

Joey, you gotta admit, that was funny....wasn't it?

[tha malcontent™]

An African or European Swallow?

Carrying two halves of a Coconut?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, you gotta admit, that was funny....wasn't it?

Well... yeah. :lol:

[melinda]

Joey, what did you have for breakfast? It is the most important meal of the day, you know.

[Joeybear23]

Carrying two halves of a Coconut?...

:)

peace...

KING ARTHUR:
Whoa there!
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #1:
Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR:
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER #1:
Pull the other one!
ARTHUR:
I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy.
We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR:
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:
We found them.
SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR:
What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR:
Please!
SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?
ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR:
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1:
But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah.
SOLDIER #1:
So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #2:
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1:
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2:
Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1:
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2:
Well, why not?

[tha malcontent™]

^Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey-lassic!...

Hey Joey, should I go Start a New Bar?...

And are you going to Partronize it this Week?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

^Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey-lassic!...

Hey Joey, should I go Start a New Bar?...

And are you going to Partronize it this Week?...

:)

peace...

Yes, and... yes.

[Darkwind]

Joey, are you mod3?

Probably already asked and answered, but I'm to lazy to go look it up.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are you mod3?

Probably already asked and answered, but I'm to lazy to go look it up.

"I'd like to thank you all for coming out today."

"For a moment, I want to put my state of mind into context. For years leading up to now, my family and I had been relentlessly and viciously harassed by some posters here. If you've seen today's paper, you know why. Let me be clear: I am not Mod3 and never have been."

[jet]

So again...how did the whole Mod3 joke start?

[Darkwind]

"I'd like to thank you all for coming out today."

"For a moment, I want to put my state of mind into context. For years leading up to now, my family and I had been relentlessly and viciously harassed by some posters here. If you've seen today's paper, you know why. Let me be clear: I am not Mod3 and never have been."

Its good to know your still on the job, brother Joey. We need all the good men we can get.

:angel:

[melinda]

Joey, are you a good man?

[Joeybear23]

So again...how did the whole Mod3 joke start?

:think:

:eh:

:doh:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are you a good man?

Yes. :angel:

[JDGreen]

"I'd like to thank you all for coming out today."

"For a moment, I want to put my state of mind into context. For years leading up to now, my family and I had been relentlessly and viciously harassed by some posters here. If you've seen today's paper, you know why. Let me be clear: I am not Mod3 and never have been."

Yeah, but you could have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night....

[melinda]

That's nice. :D

[Joeybear23]

Yeah, but you could have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night....

I thought you had the day off, DJDG.

Don't go wastin' downtime.

[Z_only1]

Hows the weather tomorrow? Continued crappy with a ****ty weather front?

[AmericanMuscle]

Joey,

Did you ever answer my question about the lost sock? No matter, really. I found it.

Many family members...father, brother, son, nephews share your name, (if that is indeed your real first name. So I ask: Is your middle name either:

Bernard :)

Martin

Thomas or

Patrick?

[Joeybear23]

Hows the weather tomorrow? Continued crappy with a ****ty weather front?

It will be nice.. in my neck of the woods.

[Joeybear23]

Joey,

Did you ever answer my question about the lost sock? No matter, really. I found it.

Many family members...father, brother, son, nephews share your name, (if that is indeed your real first name. So I ask: Is your middle name either:

Bernard :)

Martin

Thomas or

Patrick?

Yes, I answered the sock question. I think I made your dryer feel guilty, so it coughed it back up for you.

Joseph is my middle name. I go by Joey because it is more personable, and I am used to it.

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, why was it only about 47 Degrees last night in D-Town, and it will be even Colder Tonight?...

MeThought we were a Sufferin' from Global Warming?...

MeConfused, Joey...

Is Winter still a Comin'?...

:)

peace...

[AmericanMuscle]

Yes, I answered the sock question. I think I made your dryer feel guilty, so it coughed it back up for you.

Joseph is my middle name. I go by Joey because it is more personable, and I am used to it.


Oh, I see it in your sig. Your first name is Darth.

I think it's best you go with Joey. ;)

I have a Samuel Joseph Patrick and a Joseph Thomas. The former was born on St. Patrick's Day so I had to slip that "Patrick" in there.

[Stuball]

What happened to The Bears in the second half?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why was it only about 47 Degrees last night in D-Town, and it will be even Colder Tonight?...

MeThought we were a Sufferin' from Global Warming?...

MeConfused, Joey...

Is Winter still a Comin'?...

:)

peace...

It is global warming. You see all that GW is getting to your head and you only think it's 47 outside.

[Joeybear23]

What happened to The Bears in the second half?

They forgot to bring out the offense... :frown:

But overall they looked really good.

We just need to get Olson healthy and get Grossman confident. He has the ability, he's just hesitating.

[tha malcontent™]

It is global warming. You see all that GW is getting to your head and you only think it's 47 outside.

65 for a High today...

Damned Son-of-Bitch Global Warming!...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

65 for a High today...

Damned Son-of-Bitch Global Warming!...

:)

peace...

:))

[tha malcontent™]

Actually, I was Wrong...

Or should I say the Err Amerika Affiliate in the people's republic of Boulder got it Wrong...

They are always Overestimating the Temp...

I will Document that some day.

They are always saying it will be Warmer than it ends up being.

Anyway, it might only get to 60 today, not 65.

We shall see.

It's pretty Chilly for September 10th.

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Actually, I was Wrong...

Or should I say the Err Amerika Affiliate in the people's republic of Boulder got it Wrong...

They are always Overestimating the Temp...

I will Document that some day.

They are always saying it will be Warmer than it ends up being.

Anyway, it might only get to 60 today, not 65.

We shall see.

It's pretty Chilly for September 10th.

:)

peace...

You would think all liberals would pursue meteorology positions, since both groups are always wrong...

[tha malcontent™]

You would think all liberals would pursue meteorology positions, since both groups are always wrong...

They can't Predict the Weather in a couple of days, and I am Supposed to Beleive it's "Settled Science" about Years from now?...

:)

peace...

[Paul31]

Joey, how are you today?

[Paul31]

Joey, are you still having hot weather in Texas?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you always used the same avie? I don't think I have seen you use another. :)

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of the "Blue Man Group" that performs in Vegas?

[melinda]

Joey, why is darrkwolff such a cutie?

[Joeybear23]

They can't Predict the Weather in a couple of days, and I am Supposed to Beleive it's "Settled Science" about Years from now?...

:)

peace...

Of course.

And when they tell you that next year will be the hottest on record, you are required to believe them, just like when they said the 2006 Hurricane season would be the worst evar. :lol:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how are you today?

Well... I am well.

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are you still having hot weather in Texas?

We only hit the low 80's yesterday and my knuckles were cold onthe drive to work this morning. Dang Global Warming!

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite color M&M?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you always used the same avie? I don't think I have seen you use another. :)

During my tenure here, I have used many avatars including but not limited to:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/avatar_baloo.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Joey.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/joethumbs.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Baby.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Little_Joey2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Patrol_small.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Huh_av.jpg

[tha malcontent™]

I am going to the Doctor today...

In a Few Minutes...

How do you Think my Liver Test will turn out, Joey?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of the "Blue Man Group" that performs in Vegas?

They're blue, ba-da-dee-da.

[Joeybear23]

I am going to the Doctor today...

In a Few Minutes...

How do you Think my Liver Test will turn out, Joey?...

:)

peace...

It will come out positive that you do indeed have a liver.
Good luck, Mal.

[Paul31]

During my tenure here, I have used many avatars including but not limited to:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/avatar_baloo.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Joey.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/joethumbs.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Baby.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Little_Joey2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Patrol_small.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Huh_av.jpg
Joey, do you think I should pay more attention then? :)

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why is darrkwolff such a cutie?

Extensive plastic surgery.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Absolutely.
They are indeed a staple of life.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite color M&M?

Whatever color they turn while in my digestive track.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think I should pay more attention then? :)

My sources point to: Yes!

[melinda]

Extensive plastic surgery.

:)) :)) :))

[tha malcontent™]

It will come out positive that you do indeed have a liver.
Good luck, Mal.

Blood Pressure's Improved...

122 over 80... <That Sound Good?

Liver Tests should be back by Fryday...

Hopefully by Tomorrow.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Blood Pressure's Improved...

122 over 80... <That Sound Good?

Liver Tests should be back by Fryday...

Hopefully by Tomorrow.

:)

peace...
ooops, I almost started to answer.....God, I talk too much. :))

[jet]

So Joey...what is your favorite flavor of jam or jelly to go on that p and b sammich?

[melinda]

...and Joey, more importantly...what kind of PB goes on that sandwich??

[Dystopia]

Where do babies come from?

[melinda]

Where do babies come from?

baby what??

[Dystopia]

baby what??

Baby Nessiteras rhombopteryx, obviously.

[melinda]

Joey, where is my husband?
He's supposed to be bringing me his truck so I can go into the city.....he was supposed to be here a good hour ago...where is he?????

[Joeybear23]

Blood Pressure's Improved...

122 over 80... <That Sound Good?

Liver Tests should be back by Fryday...

Hopefully by Tomorrow.

:)

peace...

122 over 80 is not stellar like a marathon runner, but still very good.

[Joeybear23]

So Joey...what is your favorite flavor of jam or jelly to go on that p and b sammich?

Welch's Grape if we run out of the homemade plum jelly we make. We have 4 wild plum trees that produce excellent fruit.

[Joeybear23]

...and Joey, more importantly...what kind of PB goes on that sandwich??

Extra Crunchy!

[Joeybear23]

Where do babies come from?

My beautiful bride, about every 2 years... :dance:

[Joeybear23]

baby what??

baby back ribs

[Joeybear23]

Baby Nessiteras rhombopteryx, obviously.

:think:

Those ones come from Nessie.

[melinda]

OK, Joey, he just called. He's on his way. :D

[Joeybear23]

Joey, where is my husband?
He's supposed to be bringing me his truck so I can go into the city.....he was supposed to be here a good hour ago...where is he?????

He's doing what any good husband would do: getting distracted by daydreaming of you while trying to accomplish some other menial task.

[Joeybear23]

OK, Joey, he just called. He's on his way. :D

Told ya!

Give him a quickie before you leave for town. ;)

[jet]

So Joey....what's the difference between a quickie and a longie?

[Joeybear23]

So Joey....what's the difference between a quickie and a longie?

About an hour.

[lee66219]

So Joey....what's the difference between a quickie and a longie?

I thought he was gonna say $50.00. Darn I missed that one. LOL

[melinda]

Told ya!

Give him a quickie before you leave for town. ;)

he doesn't have time for me... :((

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, why is Melinda so Hot?...

:)

peace...

[drylok]

Joey, why is Melinda so Hot?...

:)

peace...

You don't have to ask Joey that, I have the answer right here.















It's cause she runs every day to keep those gams in shape :shhh:

[melinda]

Joey, why is Melinda so Hot?...

:)

peace...

aaaawwwwweeeee......thank you, Mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:




Joey, please don't say lots and lots of plastic surgery. please. ;)

[FranklySpeaking]

wanna go get pizza tomorrow ?

dallas *ain't* too far away !

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why is Melinda so Hot?...

:)

peace...

Because she takes very good care of herself, and is high on life.

[Joeybear23]

wanna go get pizza tomorrow ?

dallas *ain't* too far away !

I think I will reheat leftovers at lunch today.
Some very good friends have been bringing by meals for us.

[tha malcontent™]

Because she takes very good care of herself, and is high on life.

Thank you, Joey...

I Should take better Care of myself... :think:

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Because she takes very good care of herself, and is high on life.

:cool:



thank you, Joey.
(much better than plastic surgery....)

[melinda]

so Joey, which came first...the chicken or the egg?
(and I already know the answer...I'm just testing you. ;) )

[Joeybear23]

so Joey, which came first...the chicken or the egg?
(and I already know the answer...I'm just testing you. ;) )

If you believe in the literal Creation: the chicken.

If you believe in Evolution: the ooze that eventually evolved into the chicken, but essentially the chicken.

If you believe that Creation occurred via Evolution: still the chicken.

If you are ordering at Denny's: the egg (Chicken has to spend 4 minutes in the deep fryer, and eggs are done in 1.)

[melinda]

If you believe in the literal Creation: the chicken.

If you believe in Evolution: the ooze that eventually evolved into the chicken, but essentially the chicken.

If you believe that Creation occurred via Evolution: still the chicken.

If you are ordering at Denny's: the egg (Chicken has to spend 4 minutes in the deep fryer, and eggs are done in 1.)

I believe in the literal Creation. ;)

but I love the Denny's answer. :))

[melinda]

Joey, why would anybody drink Diet Pepsi when they could enjoy a Diet Coke??

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why would anybody drink Diet Pepsi when they could enjoy a Diet Coke??

They are suffering from water withdrawals and aren't thinking clearly.
Water is the best liquid refreshment.

[melinda]

Joey, should I drink more water?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, should I drink more water?

Absolutely.

I drink almost a gallon of water a day. In fact it has gotten to the point that drinking anything else, like soda or juice, just makes me thirsty.

[melinda]

I can't give up my Diet Coke....I'm down to only one a day, but believe me, I need it!!!! just ask anyone in my family. :))

[Joeybear23]

I can't give up my Diet Coke....I'm down to only one a day, but believe me, I need it!!!! just ask anyone in my family. :))

Don't pretend you can't.
We both know better. ;)

Now, if you just like it, and it's not a crutch for you, then that's fine.

[melinda]

Don't pretend you can't.
We both know better. ;)

Now, if you just like it, and it's not a crutch for you, then that's fine.

nope, I need the caffeine jolt in the morning. I don't do coffee....

[Joeybear23]

nope, I need the caffeine jolt in the morning. I don't do coffee....

I used to be literally addicted to Dr Pepper, and I am guessing it was the caffeine. In H.S. I had to have 3 or 4 DP's a day. But one day I decided to not drink any more caffeine and I haven't had one since. Now if anything I drink hgas caffeine in it I can taste it and it makes me sick. I am pretty certain that is why my migraines went down from 1 a day to about 1 per month. Now, as an adult I rarely have migraines anymore. Maybe 1 or 2 per year.

[melinda]

caffeine does cause migraines....yep. yep. yep.

[melinda]

so Joey, what should I do for my birthday this year? I'm gonna be 45 next month....:eek:

[Joeybear23]

so Joey, what should I do for my birthday this year? I'm gonna be 45 next month....:eek:

Six Flags.. oh wait it's closed then.

:think:

Go down to NASA and take the tour, or travel up to Dallas to the 6th Floor Museum, or take a day in Fredericksburg to walk around, or spend the day on Canyon Lake.

[melinda]

Six Flags.. oh wait it's closed then.

:think:

Go down to NASA and take the tour, or travel up to Dallas to the 6th Floor Museum, or take a day in Fredericksburg to walk around, or spend the day on Canyon Lake.

done NASA and Kemah tons of times.....what's the 6th Floor Museum?
believe it or not it's been ages since I have done Fredericksburg and I don't think I've ever been to Canyon Lake....lots of good ideas, Joey. Thank you.

[Joeybear23]

done NASA and Kemah tons of times.....what's the 6th Floor Museum?
believe it or not it's been ages since I have done Fredericksburg and I don't think I've ever been to Canyon Lake....lots of good ideas, Joey. Thank you.

The 6th Floor Museum is the warehouse floor where Lee Harvey Oswald set up to assisnate JFK.
http://www.jfk.org/home.htm
They always have a good exhibit.

Fredericksburg is always a good idea, especially if you go to the Nimitz Museum while you're there.
http://www.nimitz-museum.org/

Canyon Lake
http://wildtexas.com/parks/canyon.php

[melinda]

wow, Joey. thank you. I might think about Dallas.....I've never done the JFK thing.
I do know the hotel he stayed in the night before he got assassinated though. Do you??

[JDGreen]

They are suffering from water withdrawals and aren't thinking clearly.
Water is the best liquid refreshment.

I don't know about that.... Have you ever heard the phrase, "Water thirty"??

[Joeybear23]

wow, Joey. thank you. I might think about Dallas.....I've never done the JFK thing.
I do know the hotel he stayed in the night before he got assassinated though. Do you??

It wasn't the Bates Motel...

[Joeybear23]

I don't know about that.... Have you ever heard the phrase, "Water thirty"??

No, I have never heard of "Water Thirty" does that happen when you hit the big 3-0?

[melinda]

It wasn't the Bates Motel...

:)) nope.


The Rice Hotel in Houston....my mom worked there. :cool:

[Joeybear23]

:)) nope.


The Rice Hotel in Houston....my mom worked there. :cool:

You're like famous!

[melinda]

You're like famous!

:))
she has glasses that lots of famous people have drank out of.....she would run in and grab 'em.

[melinda]

Joey, why doesn't Texas fall off into the Gulf of Mexico??

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why doesn't Texas fall off into the Gulf of Mexico??

Because Oklahoma sucks. :cool:

[melinda]

Because Oklahoma sucks. :cool:

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

[Joeybear23]

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

And that performance by A&M last night is what's keeping the water in the gulf.

[melinda]

And that performance by A&M last night is what's keeping the water in the gulf.

Don't let SeanIsHot hear you say that. :)) :)) :))

[Paul31]

Joey, are you ready for the NBA to start?

[Paul31]

Joey, you are a Denver Nuggets fan, right?

[Paul31]

Joey, how is your fantasy football team doing?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think Mod3 will ever make an appearance? ;)

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like Jell-O?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you missed all my idiotic questions?

[Paul31]

Joey, who is going to win the World Series this year?

[Paul31]

Joey, what are your plans for the weekend?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite type of music?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your least favorite type of music?

[Paul31]

Joey, how did you like posting in the mod forum a few days ago?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion on altering quotes of others?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever posted in the Hannity Insider Feedback Forum?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite Amendment in the Bill of Rights?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite oxymoron?

[melinda]

Paul...really? really? come on..............:))

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are you ready for the NBA to start?

Yup.
Ready to see the Mavs make it to the playoffs again and hopefully not choke this time.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, you are a Denver Nuggets fan, right?

:think:

Uhhh... no.
Unless they're playin' Miami.

I like the Mavs, the Jazz, and whoever's playin' Miami.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how is your fantasy football team doing?

I'm 3-0 in the Hannity League, and at the top.
And I'm 1-2 in my office league.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think Mod3 will ever make an appearance? ;)

I'm not sure hwat you're talking about... :think:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like Jell-O?

Everybody likes jello, Paul.

Everybody. Even Miami fans.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you missed all my idiotic questions?

Not really. :lol:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, who is going to win the World Series this year?

Obviously not the Rangers...

:think:

I'd say it's a toss-up between Boston and the Yanks.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what are your plans for the weekend?

Work.

I got a lot done.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite type of music?

Classic Rock.

[texan_rep]

Joey, when are you going to start following a real team? Like the Cowboys? :D

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your least favorite type of music?

Rap.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how did you like posting in the mod forum a few days ago?

I can neither confirm nor deny any activity in this "mod forum" of which you speak...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, you rock!

I agree.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever posted in the Hannity Insider Feedback Forum?

:think:

My sources point to: yes.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite Amendment in the Bill of Rights?

The first:

Congress shall make no law...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite oxymoron?

Free-thinking liberal.

[Joeybear23]

Paul...really? really? come on..............:))

I know, mel, I know...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, when are you going to start following a real team? Like the Cowboys? :D

BANISHED!!!!

Collect your personal belongings and report to the dungeon.

[tha malcontent™]

Free-thinking liberal.

Honest DemocRAT...

Hey Joey, why are my Sinuses Driving me Crazy Recently?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Honest DemocRAT...

Hey Joey, why are my Sinuses Driving me Crazy Recently?...

:)

peace...


Because Fall arrived a month early for you. That dang global warming has thrown you for a loop.

Hey, my little bro just sent me pictures on him and some friends at the top of Mt. Elbert.

[tha malcontent™]

Because Fall arrived a month early for you. That dang global warming has thrown you for a loop.

Hey, my little bro just sent me pictures on him and some friends at the top of Mt. Elbert.

Never Conquered that one...

I have Longs though...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Never Conquered that one...

I have Longs though...

:)

peace...

I climbed up the top of a pile of rocks in my backyard... :D

[tha malcontent™]

I climbed up the top of a pile of rocks in my backyard... :D

The last Peak I Climbed was the Main Peak in Jefferson...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Joey!... What happened to, Da Bears?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Joey, what happened to the Longhorns?

[Joeybear23]

Joey!... What happened to, Da Bears?...

:)

peace...

They gave the rest of the league a 3 game handicap.

13-3 season, here we come!

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what happened to the Longhorns?

That's a good question...

They obviously misunderestimated the wildcats

[tha malcontent™]

How will my Raiders do this Week?... ;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

How will my Raiders do this Week?... ;)

:)

peace...


It'll be their most flawless performance of the season...

[tha malcontent™]

It'll be their most flawless performance of the season...

Yes it will...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Joey, are the bears gonna do it this week? I'd love to see Brett lose....

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are the bears gonna do it this week? I'd love to see Brett lose....

Yes, and we may even get to see Kyle Orton in action... I think he may be the Bears own version of Tony Romo who rode the bench watching for 4 years.

[melinda]

Yes, and we may even get to see Kyle Orton in action... I think he may be the Bears own version of Tony Romo who rode the bench watching for 4 years.

OK, Joey, I am taking Chicago in my NFL picks for the week. I think Favre is due for a bad game, and I'd like it to be this week. Would you please tell your bears to do it for me?? ;)

[Joeybear23]

OK, Joey, I am taking Chicago in my NFL picks for the week. I think Favre is due for a bad game, and I'd like it to be this week. Would you please tell your bears to do it for me?? ;)

Sure. Right after I tell them to do it for me. :mrgreen:

I wonder if the fans will let Hester do a Lambeau Leap? :lol:

[melinda]

hey Joey, is I-35 busy today?

[tha malcontent™]

Hey Joey, is my MiL going to come over for Steak tonight?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

hey Joey, is I-35 busy today?

Yes... my side of it was full of drunk Okies...

[Joeybear23]

Hey Joey, is my MiL going to come over for Steak tonight?...

:)

peace...

My sources point to 'yes'

[Joeybear23]

OK, Joey, I am taking Chicago in my NFL picks for the week. I think Favre is due for a bad game, and I'd like it to be this week. Would you please tell your bears to do it for me?? ;)

What'd I tell ya...

GO BEARS!!!

[tha malcontent™]

Proud of dem Bears, Joey?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Proud of dem Bears, Joey?...

:)

peace...

Oh yeah.

I stayed up for the whole thing (last 3 minutes rocked) and didn't have any trouble getting to sleep afterwards. :dance:

[tha malcontent™]

Oh yeah.

I stayed up for the whole thing (last 3 minutes rocked) and didn't have any trouble getting to sleep afterwards. :dance:

That's the QB the Donkeys Canned when he led the Team to a 6-2 Record...

Fickle Fans, Denverites are.

You're Welcome. ;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

That's the QB the Donkeys Canned when he led the Team to a 6-2 Record...

Fickle Fans, Denverites are.

You're Welcome. ;)

:)

peace...

I think Griese only did so-so, which is leaps and bounds ahead of what Grossman was doing...

I'd really like to see Kyle Orton out there, he's young and good, and just needs some more experience.

[melinda]

thank you, Joey...;)

[Joeybear23]

Joey, will this thread hit 1000 replies today?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, will this thread hit 1000 replies today?

Yes sir, it will.

[Joeybear23]

thank you, Joey...;)

You are indeed welcome.

[Joeybear23]

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

[Joeybear23]

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

42

[tha malcontent™]

Will I make the 1,000th Post Joey?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Will I make the 1,000th Post Joey?...

:)

peace...
That depends on when you start counting.
If you begin with the OP, then the 1000th reply would have to the 1001st post in the thread.

[tha malcontent™]

That depends on when you start counting.
If you begin with the OP, then the 1000th reply would have to the 1001st post in the thread.

How does the Actual Day that Jesus was Born Effect that Equation?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Mine!

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

How does the Actual Day that Jesus was Born Effect that Equation?...

:)

peace...

Ever so slightly...

[Joeybear23]

Mine!

:)

peace...

:))