Ask Joey Anything...

[Joeybear23]

Great Bumper Sticker...what is going on w/ that these days????

the TX house blocked all new tollway projects for the next 18 months, and required that all information on new ones be made public and voted on in open sessions. No more backroom deals.

They are also trying to pass a bill that states I-35 must be upgraded stem to stern before any new corridor is begun along that route.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you seen the Southern Cross?

Only in pictures...

I have been to Germany, UK, Spain, France, Mexico, Canada, and the Cayman Islands, though...

[melinda]

I've seen the Marfa Lights...

I have not...although we did paint the Marfa jail.

[melinda]

the TX house blocked all new tollway projects for the next 18 months, and required that all information on new ones be made public and voted on in open sessions. No more backroom deals.

They are also trying to pass a bill that states I-35 must be upgraded stem to stern before any new corridor is begun along that route.

hot damn!! I kept up w/ it for a while, but I realized I hadn't heard about it in a while when I saw your bumper sticker.....I-35 sucks...especially up around Dallas. I mean that's an interstate? that is one sorry interstate. :mad:

[melinda]

Only in pictures...

I have been to Germany, UK, Spain, France, Mexico, Canada, and the Cayman Islands, though...

been to all of those except Spain...and I've seen the Southern Cross.
How'd you like Spain?

[Joeybear23]

been to all of those except Spain...and I've seen the Southern Cross.
How'd you like Spain?

I remember it was big and I couldn't understand anyone...

I was 4. :)

[Joeybear23]

I have not...although we did paint the Marfa jail.

Have you ever eaten at Carmen's Cafe in Marfa?

[melinda]

I remember it was big and I couldn't understand anyone...

I was 4. :)

:)) so basically, anything would've been "big"??? lol

[Joeybear23]

:)) so basically, anything would've been "big"??? lol

Well, yeah... :D

[melinda]

Have you ever eaten at Carmen's Cafe in Marfa?

nope. Mexican Food?

have you been to El Arroyo in Austin?

[Joeybear23]

nope. Mexican Food?
Yes. Very good food.
best grub in town.

have you been to El Arroyo in Austin?

I don't think so...

I have been to UR Cook's in Austin...

[melinda]

Yes. Very good food.
best grub in town.



I don't think so...

I have been to UR Cook's in Austin...

El Arroyo is my favorite restaurant...it's the one Pat Green sings about in "Carry On"....you know when he still had some good songs. lol



I'm having fun talking w/ you.

[Joeybear23]

El Arroyo is my favorite restaurant...it's the one Pat Green sings about in "Carry On"....you know when he still had some good songs. lol

Ever been in Pat Green's trailer?
I'm no country music fan, but that thing's cool.

I'm having fun talking w/ you.

:)

[melinda]

Ever been in Pat Green's trailer?
I'm no country music fan, but that thing's cool.



:)

nope, but my son has hung out w/ Kevin Fowler and been in his bus.....
not me, just my son.

[Joeybear23]

nope, but my son has hung out w/ Kevin Fowler and been in his bus.....
not me, just my son.

Oh, I've heard about that Fowler feller.
Does your son talk about it much? Did he press charges?

:lol: ;)

[jet]

Did this turn into the joey ask Melinda question thread? ;)

[Joeybear23]

Did this turn into the joey ask Melinda question thread? ;)

:oops:

You're right.

I'll stop asking questions and get back to answering them. :mrgreen:

[melinda]

Oh, I've heard about that Fowler feller.
Does your son talk about it much? Did he press charges?

:lol: ;)

:))

[melinda]

Did this turn into the joey ask Melinda question thread? ;)

I was having fun. :((

[Paul31]

Joey, can you do handstands?

[Paul31]

Joey, how fast can you run the mile?

[Paul31]

Joey, do have a favorite commercial?

[Paul31]

Joey, who does most of the shopping for your family?

[Paul31]

Joey, what's your favorite candy bar?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like broccoli?

[Paul31]

Joey, I think we will reach the 5,000,000th post by Saturday afternoon, what say you?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you have a dishwasher?

[Paul31]

Joey, did you buy the new iPhone when they came out?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you collect stamps?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like to bowl?

[Paul31]

Joey, how do you feel about the yellow pages in the phonebook?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion on Rio Linda, CA?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite video game?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite 80's movie?

[Paul31]

Joey, how do you feel about cut and paste articles?

[Paul31]

Joey, how do you feel about paper plates?

[Paul31]

Joey, why was Tislaw here deleting posts and not asking questions instead?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of the Dewey Decimal System?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you own a winter coat?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like to hunt and fish?

[JDGreen]

Joey.. How is it that fat chance and slim chance mean pretty much the same thing??

[tha malcontent™]

Joey... Why do so many Things Lack Consistency?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, can you do handstands?

Yes... just not for very long.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how fast can you run the mile?

At a 9% incline I am right at 10 minutes.
Haven't tried it at 0 incline...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do have a favorite commercial?

It's not really a commercial, but:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRj76375kZ4

[Joeybear23]

Joey, who does most of the shopping for your family?

My wife, usually.
But right now it's me...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what's your favorite candy bar?

Butterfinger:D

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like broccoli?

Of course, smothered in butter or raw with Ranch.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, I think we will reach the 5,000,000th post by Saturday afternoon, what say you?

Anything is possible...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you have a dishwasher?

Yup. And a microwave, indoor plumbing and electricity, too!

[Joeybear23]

Joey, did you buy the new iPhone when they came out?

No.
The most expensive cell phone I bought was free after rebate. I figure if a wireless company isn't willing to GIVE it to me for my business, it's too expensive.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you collect stamps?

Only long enough to use them...

And since all my bills are now online, I have quite a collection.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like to bowl?

My best game was a 217, but I'm a straight-roller, no spin from me...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do you feel about the yellow pages in the phonebook?

They're quite handy.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion on Rio Linda, CA?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rio_Linda,_California

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite video game?

Delta Force, followed closely by Total Annihilation.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite 80's movie?

Red Dawn... then Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do you feel about cut and paste articles?

As long as the poster comments on the article and comes back to defend his opinion, they're fine.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do you feel about paper plates?

Never put them in the dishwasher.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why was Tislaw here deleting posts and not asking questions instead?

I am sure she had her reasons...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of the Dewey Decimal System?

It is well laid out...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you own a winter coat?

Yes, not to be confused with a Johnny Winter coat or an Edgar Winter coat...

[mrclean]

What's the point?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like to hunt and fish?

I don't care for game hunting too much, and fishing is mostly just relaxation time for me...

I prefer to hunt cows in the front yard; it's time to get some more.

[Joeybear23]

Joey.. How is it that fat chance and slim chance mean pretty much the same thing??

All that Equal Opportunity crap.

[Joeybear23]

Joey... Why do so many Things Lack Consistency?...

:)

peace...

Not everything is as predictable as a liberal.
Some things like to suprise you every now and again.

[Joeybear23]

What's the point?

The point of what? Existence?
To do all that you know is right, then die.

[melinda]

Butterfinger:D

oh man, those are great. I love the little bite sized ones.

[melinda]

So Joey, you gonna let Jet tell you what to do? I was having fun yesterday.

[Joeybear23]

oh man, those are great. I love the little bite sized ones.

Oh yeah!

[Joeybear23]

So Joey, you gonna let Jet tell you what to do? I was having fun yesterday.

:lol:

[melinda]

I mean I realize she had a valid point, but come on....:))

[Joeybear23]

System crisis on my hands right now.
Time to earn my salary for the year.

May not be back on today...

[melinda]

:hug:

[jet]

So Joey, you gonna let Jet tell you what to do? I was having fun yesterday.

You don't like it when I take your men away from you, do you? It's for your own good, babe :D

[melinda]

You don't like it when I take your men away from you, do you? It's for your own good, babe :D

Joey's not my man.....I was just having fun w/ a fellow Texan. :(

[jet]

Joey's not my man.....I was just having fun w/ a fellow Texan. :(

I was teasin' hon ;) You know that!!!!

[Joeybear23]

Victory!

Man, I'm good. :D

[melinda]

happy for you, Joey....

[Joeybear23]

happy for you, Joey....

thanks :)

[Joeybear23]

Well, I gotta go again.
Have to head home soon. Meet the teacher is tonight. :dance:

[melinda]

Well, I gotta go again.
Have to head home soon. Meet the teacher is tonight. :dance:

Do you like the teacher?

[Joeybear23]

Do you like the teacher?

She seems like a nice lady.
I hope she turns out to be as good as last year's...

My daughter has her own desk this year. Last year they just had tables with 4 or 5 kids each. Now she has her very own desk. She is very excited.

[JDGreen]

She seems like a nice lady.
I hope she turns out to be as good as last year's...

My daughter has her own desk this year. Last year they just had tables with 4 or 5 kids each. Now she has her very own desk. She is very excited.

I know I was when I got my very own desk... Now I have to share with the day shift supervisor...:frown:

[Z_only1]

Hey Joey,

you named after any family members?

I am.

[Jebster]

Hey Joey, did you really start this silly thread? :D

[Joeybear23]

I know I was when I got my very own desk... Now I have to share with the day shift supervisor...:frown:

Well, that's better than sharing with the night shift shoplifter...

[Joeybear23]

Hey Joey,

you named after any family members?

I am.

My first name is also my dad's first name, but he gave me Joseph as a middle name because he didn't like his. My son is a junior. My youngest daughter is a junior as well (she has my wife's full name)

[Joeybear23]

Hey Joey, did you really start this silly thread? :D

Yeah... but no regrets, I never look back: keep my eye on the track.

[melinda]

So Joey, who is your other daughter named after?

[Joeybear23]

So Joey, who is your other daughter named after?

3 people:
A US President
The Mother of all Living
A Queen of England

[melinda]

so who picked the children's names? or did you both just agree?
my husband named both of our children...he didn't like any of my suggestions.

[Joeybear23]

so who picked the children's names? or did you both just agree?
my husband named both of our children...he didn't like any of my suggestions.

My wife claims that I named them all... but she's the one who gets to fill out the birth certificate.

She wants to name our next son after her dad. I think he's got a goofy name, but it is a family name, so it's fine...

[melinda]

My wife claims that I named them all... but she's the one who gets to fill out the birth certificate.

She wants to name our next son after her dad. I think he's got a goofy name, but it is a family name, so it's fine...

I didn't want my kids named after anyone, b/c I wanted them to be their own little individuals, but now that I am older, I really wish I would've named them after some of my relatives that are now no longer around.....
but both of my kids have talked of naming their kids after my dad. :D


my sister wanted to name one of her sons after my grandfather, Gustav. :eek: thank God, she didn't.

[Joeybear23]

I didn't want my kids named after anyone, b/c I wanted them to be their own little individuals, but now that I am older, I really wish I would've named them after some of my relatives that are now no longer around.....
but both of my kids have talked of naming their kids after my dad. :D


my sister wanted to name one of her sons after my grandfather, Gustav. :eek: thank God, she didn't.

I like using family names, but of course I am big into family history.
I want my kids to identify with their ancestors.

[melinda]

I like using family names, but of course I am big into family history.
I want my kids to identify with their ancestors.

I agree...now.
Unfortunately, I did not agree when I was young and having my kids. :))

[Joeybear23]

I agree...now.
Unfortunately, I did not agree when I was young and having my kids. :))

Just have some more. :D

[JDGreen]

Well, that's better than sharing with the night shift shoplifter...

Well, I guess I can glean a positive out of that....

[Joeybear23]

Well, I guess I can glean a positive out of that....

You're welcome.

Remember, no matter what you're going through, it's probably more pleasant than Shaquille O'Neil giving you a colonoscopy...
And if you're going through that, you're out of luck.

[JDGreen]

You're welcome.

Remember, no matter what you're going through, it's probably more pleasant than Shaquille O'Neil giving you a colonoscopy...
And if you're going through that, you're out of luck.

You have a wonderful way of keeping things in perspective...

[melinda]

Just have some more. :D

not gonna happen....can't happen. ;)

[melinda]

So Joey, should I cut my hair again or let it grow out....I'm trying to decide.

[Joeybear23]

not gonna happen....can't happen. ;)

:mrgreen: ;)

[Joeybear23]

So Joey, should I cut my hair again or let it grow out....I'm trying to decide.

It depends on who you want to impress.

I love my wife's tush-length hair. She has threatened to cut it before, but I said that if she did I would grow mine until her's grew back.

[melinda]

It depends on who you want to impress.

I love my wife's tush-length hair. She has threatened to cut it before, but I said that if she did I would grow mine until her's grew back.

only person who truly matters is my husband. and he loves me either way....my hair has never been as long as your wife's. God did not give me great hair. One of the reasons I tend to wear it short. But I can wear it shoulder length....just not too much longer.

[Joeybear23]

only person who truly matters is my husband. and he loves me either way....my hair has never been as long as your wife's. God did not give me great hair. One of the reasons I tend to wear it short. But I can wear it shoulder length....just not too much longer.

I would think shoulder length would be perfect.

And when it starts to go silver, don't fight it.

[melinda]

Joey, do you think that people who use their middle names on a message board are the smartest of the lot?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think that people who use their middle names on a message board are the smartest of the lot?

Isn't it obvious? :D

[melinda]

Isn't it obvious? :D

absolutely. :cool:

[JDGreen]

Dang, I missed the boat on both counts with my username... My middle name is Ray, so that should score me some points with the Southern crowd, right??

[tha malcontent™]

Joey... Why are you so White?...

I mean you are like, Lily White.

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Dang, I missed the boat on both counts with my username... My middle name is Ray, so that should score me some points with the Southern crowd, right??

Only if you have a farmer's tan and can drink soup through your two front teeth.:)

[Joeybear23]

Joey... Why are you so White?...

I mean you are like, Lily White.

:)

peace...

Because I'm so fast, even the sun can't hit me. :)

[JDGreen]

Only if you have a farmer's tan and can drink soup through your two front teeth.:)

And?:eh:

[Joeybear23]

And?:eh:

:)

[JDGreen]

I can drink soup and beer at the same time..... Impressive, huh??
Of course, I can take my two front teeth out with a screwdriver, too....
What do I win??

[Joeybear23]

I can drink soup and beer at the same time..... Impressive, huh??
Of course, I can take my two front teeth out with a screwdriver, too....
What do I win??

A ride in the vehicle (in your driveway) of your choice, and anything from your pantry!

Welcome aboard!

[JDGreen]

A ride in the vehicle (in your driveway) of your choice, and anything from your pantry!

Welcome aboard!

SWEET!! I'm gonna grab some twinkies and go bomb the Dodge around the block a few times!!!:D

[Joeybear23]

SWEET!! I'm gonna grab some twinkies and go bomb the Dodge around the block a few times!!!:D

:D

Don't forget your hat... and your teeth.

[JDGreen]

:D

Don't forget your hat... and your teeth.

Damn.... Now I gotta go back... I remembered the hat, forgot the teeth....:neutral:

[tha malcontent™]

Because I'm so fast, even the sun can't hit me. :)

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that's Mad Crackerish©...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that's Mad Crackerish©...

:)

peace...

I'm just 2 fizzzzast!

[jet]

Joey....were you raised in Texas?

[Joeybear23]

Joey....were you raised in Texas?

After about age 6...

[jet]

What would it take for you to move to another state?

[Joeybear23]

What would it take for you to move to another state?

:think:

I think maybe I would be willing to move out of Texas if there was a nuclear attack that took out the entire state then flood waters from the gulf rising all the way to the Red River, and the whole thing filling up spontaneously with prianhas, followed by a plague of flesh-eating bacteria... then maybe.

[melinda]

Joey, do you go to the Red River Shoot Out?

[tha malcontent™]

Ever been to Padre?... Matamoros?... Blanca Whites?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

El Arroyo?

[JDGreen]

Paducah?

[melinda]

Cut 'n Shoot?

[JDGreen]

Juneau, Alaska?

[melinda]

Juneau, Alaska?

I've been there. :D
we went fishing for halibut in Alaska, saw the whales, and had a wonderful wonderful time....

[JDGreen]

I've been there. :D
we went fishing for halibut in Alaska, saw the whales, and had a wonderful wonderful time....

Cool!!:D

[jet]

Hey JD...how was the rodeo last week?

[melinda]

Cool!!:D

it's absolutely beautiful up there......and cold. :))

[tha malcontent™]

Why can't I ever Finish Eggs Bennedict?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you go to the Red River Shoot Out?

No, but I do flash the horns at cars driving by with those annoying red flags...

[Joeybear23]

Ever been to Padre?... Matamoros?... Blanca Whites?...

:)

peace...

No, No, and uh No.

Sorry, but I have been to many other places.

[Joeybear23]

El Arroyo?

Yes, I have been to el arroyo. El arroyo rojo en el ciudad San Angelo.

[Joeybear23]

Paducah?

Nope... I am starting feel like I don't get out much...

[Joeybear23]

Cut 'n Shoot?

I assume that is similar to eat n' run...

[Joeybear23]

Juneau, Alaska?

Yes. Do you?

[Joeybear23]

I've been there. :D
we went fishing for halibut in Alaska, saw the whales, and had a wonderful wonderful time....

You don't have to go to Alaska to fish just for the halibut...

[Joeybear23]

Cool!!:D

Sorry, replies must be written in the form of a question.

[Joeybear23]

Hey JD...how was the rodeo last week?

Sorry, all questions must be either directed at me or originate from me.

Perhaps your should restate your question thusly:

"Hey Joey...how was the rodeo for JD last week?"

My response:

It wasn't his first rodeo.

[Joeybear23]

Why can't I ever Finish Eggs Bennedict?...

:)

peace...

You either order too much... or you drank too much the night before.

I think it's leaning toward the latter...

[Z_only1]

My first name is also my dad's first name, but he gave me Joseph as a middle name because he didn't like his. My son is a junior. My youngest daughter is a junior as well (she has my wife's full name)

Outstanding, joey.

Family is important.

[melinda]

Joey, did you see the eclipse?

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, why is it called "Tuesday"?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

You either order too much... or you drank too much the night before.

I think it's leaning toward the latter...

Nope... I haven't had a Drynk in over a Week, and the Order comes with (2) Eggs...

Makes one Wonder... Can you Order a Half Order?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, did you see the eclipse?

Yes, on the way to work this morning.
The moon looked a hazy red/brown color...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why is it called "Tuesday"?...

:)

peace...

Because "Harold" was already taken...

[Joeybear23]

Nope... I haven't had a Drynk in over a Week, and the Order comes with (2) Eggs...

Makes one Wonder... Can you Order a Half Order?...

:)

peace...

:think:

You would think you could get only one..

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Eggs_Benedict.jpg/180px-Eggs_Benedict.jpg

[tha malcontent™]

:think:

You would think you could get only one..

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Eggs_Benedict.jpg/180px-Eggs_Benedict.jpg

I eat that about twice a year...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

I eat that about twice a year...

:)

peace...

:think:

Do you mean you really eat it twice a year, or you attempt to twice a year?
One can assume it isn't eaten until it's done...

[melinda]

Yes, on the way to work this morning.
The moon looked a hazy red/brown color...

it was a beautiful deep vibrant orange here......amazing.

[NightTrain]

Joey.

Is it true you once audditioned for the role of "Steve" on Blues Clues?

[tha malcontent™]

:think:

Do you mean you really eat it twice a year, or you attempt to twice a year?
One can assume it isn't eaten until it's done...

You are Correct in your Clarification...

I Attempt to Eat the Full Order about twice a year.

:)

peace...

[Paul31]

Joey, have you noticed that Tislaw has been missing since the update? Does that make you wonder if she is the one responsible for this bizarre change of the board?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever asked someone if they have any Grey Poupon?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you have a wireless keyboard and mouse?

[Paul31]

Joey, what kind of spyware and anti-virus do you use?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever hiked the Rocky Mountains?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever tried eating snake before?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like banana cream pie?

[Paul31]

Joey, how do you feel about Adam Sandler movies?

[Paul31]

Joey, which do you prefer, an electric toothbrush, or doing it manually?

[melinda]

Joey, what is your favorite joke?

[Wookinstien]

Ok, if you were in a train travelling the speed of light and you run from one end of the train toward the front end of the train.












Will your head explode? :question:

[curtis123]

Ok, if you were in a train travelling the speed of light and you run from one end of the train toward the front end of the train.




Will your head explode? :question:

What if you were also holding a flashlight?

[tha malcontent™]

Am I going to Camp again this Year, Joey?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey.

Is it true you once audditioned for the role of "Steve" on Blues Clues?

No, that was my brother, Steve.
When he went off to college, I auditioned for 'Joe'

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you noticed that Tislaw has been missing since the update? Does that make you wonder if she is the one responsible for this bizarre change of the board?

You just can't see her.

But I can.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever asked someone if they have any Grey Poupon?

Yes, but not for me.
I'm not a mustard fella...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you have a wireless keyboard and mouse?

Nope, I'm still wired.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what kind of spyware and anti-virus do you use?

I run Spybot and AVG at home.
Works well... at least they tell me I'm clean. :think:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever hiked the Rocky Mountains?

Yes, in Utah, Colorado, New Mexico and Texas of course.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever tried eating snake before?

Rattlesnake, at the annual rattlesnake Roundup in San Angelo Texas... but it's been a few years since I have been there.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like banana cream pie?

Of course.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do you feel about Adam Sandler movies?

I like his old, funny stuff.
Recently he's been getting serious, though...:eh:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, which do you prefer, an electric toothbrush, or doing it manually?

I don't know how the two relate, because I like my electric toothbrush and I always do it manually.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite joke?

It's a knock-knock joke.
Here' you start it.

[Joeybear23]

Ok, if you were in a train travelling the speed of light and you run from one end of the train toward the front end of the train.


Will your head explode? :question:

No, because your head would already completely fill up the interior of the train, using Einsteins theory of relativity, and the train would fill the entirety of space, so there is nowhere for the particles of your head to explode to.

[Joeybear23]

What if you were also holding a flashlight?

It would never come on, because batteries in flashlights never work in tense situations, and if the train you are in is travelling the speed of light, that would be pretty intense.

[Joeybear23]

Am I going to Camp again this Year, Joey?...

:)

peace...

You will camp at least 1 more time this year... or not.

[melinda]

It's a knock-knock joke.
Here' you start it.

:))

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, do you ever Regret Starting a Thread like this one?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Joey, why does Paul ask so many questions??

[JDGreen]

Joey, are you ready for football season???

[melinda]

Joey are you ready for the Cowboys??

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you ever Regret Starting a Thread like this one?...

:)

peace...

I may, at some point... but my post-count likes it. :think:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why does Paul ask so many questions??

Because he, like most everyone, is quite interested in knowing more about me. :D

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are you ready for football season???

Am I ever.

Man, I need a football fix, and these preseason games aren't doing the trick.

[Joeybear23]

Joey are you ready for the Cowboys??

Absolutely!

Sunday, September 23rd at 7:15 PM.

[melinda]

Absolutely!

Sunday, September 23rd at 7:15 PM.

I got my Thanksgiving Day tickets. :D

[JDGreen]

Am I ever.

Man, I need a football fix, and these preseason games aren't doing the trick.

No, they're not... At least we get some real college football this weekend... My Cougs are playing Wisconsin in Madison on Saturday... We'll probably get creamed, but ya never know... I can't wait..

[Joeybear23]

I got my Thanksgiving Day tickets. :D

Cool!

[Joeybear23]

No, they're not... At least we get some real college football this weekend... My Cougs are playing Wisconsin in Madison on Saturday... We'll probably get creamed, but ya never know... I can't wait..

Todd Dodge (new coach at UNT) gets to premier his coaching ability against Oklahoma this weekend. UNT is ranked in the 100's and OU is #8.

Todd Dodge was the coach of the Naitonal #1 ranked Southlake-Carrol H.S. Team. Local guy.
We'll see how his coaching techniques work in college ball.

[tha malcontent™]

I may, at some point... but my post-count likes it. :think:

TP Whore, you are... ;)

So many TP Whores... So little time.

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

TP Whore, you are... ;)

So many TP Whores... So little time.

:)

peace...

:))

[melinda]

So Joey, why are you laughing?

[tha malcontent™]

So Joey, why are you laughing?

:shhh:

:)

peace...

[Z_only1]

Say it ain't so Joe.

Do you know someone name cleo?

[tha malcontent™]

Why is it Thursday, Joey?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Joey, why does my cat like to sleep on my mail?

[melinda]

Joey, do you like my new avi?

[Joeybear23]

So Joey, why are you laughing?

Because it drives away fewer people than crying...

[Joeybear23]

Say it ain't so Joe.

Do you know someone name cleo?

No. :angel:

[Joeybear23]

Why is it Thursday, Joey?...

:)

peace...


Because that's what The Man wants it to be.
I'm tellin' you, we're all oppressed and most of us don't even know it.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why does my cat like to sleep on my mail?

Because it is co-dependent, and needs your attention.
The mail has been getting too much of your attention, and the cat thinks that by perhaps suffocating it, it willno longer be competition.
Your keyboard is next.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like my new avi?

Very Texas-ie, but not very feminine. Perhaps it needs a tube of lipstick in there, a la Kissin' Kate Barlow.

[melinda]

Very Texas-ie, but not very feminine. Perhaps it needs a tube of lipstick in there, a la Kissin' Kate Barlow.

I could make this one smaller and use it, but that's a whole different kind of "Texas"....
and it's still not very feminine. :((
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/hookem.jpg

[Joeybear23]

I could make this one smaller and use it, but that's a whole different kind of "Texas"....
and it's still not very feminine. :((
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/hookem.jpg

Sure it's feminine... And purdy, to boot.

[Aristophanes]

Okay, not that anyone is just dying to ask me something or even slightly interested in me, but here's your chance.

Fire away.

(if this thread gets no replies, I will be sorely offended... but relieved)

Okay...do you use an incredibly cool PC, or a Crapply Macintrash?

[tha malcontent™]

Because that's what The Man wants it to be.
I'm tellin' you, we're all oppressed and most of us don't even know it.

Can we have an 8th day, or does that kind of Step on God's Toes?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Okay...do you use an incredibly cool PC, or a Crapply Macintrash?

An incredibly cool PC.

Right now I am on a Dell XPS M1710 (laptop) dual monitor setup with a 22" flatscreen...

[Joeybear23]

Can we have an 8th day, or does that kind of Step on God's Toes?...

:)

peace...

The 8th was Gay Day and it was stricken as an abomination, but certain people will deny it to the grave...

[melinda]

Joey, what's the biggest school district in Texas?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what's the biggest school district in Texas?

Off the top of my head, I think it is the Houston ISD, but i will check...

[Joeybear23]

Off the top of my head, I think it is the Houston ISD, but i will check...

According to Wikipedia, I'm a frikkin' genius:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_largest_school_districts_in_the_United _States_by_enrollment

[melinda]

According to Wikipedia, I'm a frikkin' genius:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_largest_school_districts_in_the_United _States_by_enrollment

that is why we ask YOU the questions. ;)

[Paul31]

Joey, why are up so late?

[Paul31]

Joey, how is the new look of the board going for you? I like this dark blue myself. :)

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think Lee is going to ban me one of these days for growling at him in the mod forum?

[Paul31]

Joey, what do you have planned for today?

[Jebster]

Joey, where are my car keys??

[Joeybear23]

Joey, why are up so late?

Work... I am going to bed now. I'm tired.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how is the new look of the board going for you? I like this dark blue myself. :)

I don't like it one bit.

Hard on my eyes...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think Lee is going to ban me one of these days for growling at him in the mod forum?

I don't think he minds too much, so long as you don't start purring at him.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what do you have planned for today?

Went to Medieval Times with the missus and her family. Fun stuff. I almost pulled a Cable Guy and got in on the action. :mrgreen:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, where are my car keys??

The last place you're gonna look for them: right where you left them.

[Paul31]

Joey, do you own any Lawerence Welk records?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you ever use your highbeams on your vehicles?

[Paul31]

Joey, would ever like to be in the movies or even a commercial to be shown to millions of people?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think that Clint Eastwood should do another "Dirty Harry" movie?

[Paul31]

Joey, how do you think your team will do in this years Fantasy Football League?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you still own any VHS tapes?

[Paul31]

Joey, did you get tomorrow (Monday) Labor Day off from work?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite plant?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of tinfoil?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you feel the Federal Government keeps blackmailing the states to enact laws, they might not ordinarily pass? Such as seatbelt laws.

[Paul31]

Joey, what are you hoping you get for Christmas this year?

[Paul31]

Joey, did you already have your birthday this year?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite kind of apple? (Hopefully not a Mcintosh). I like a Rome Beauty myself.

[Paul31]

Joey, how do you feel about extension cords?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think this saying would apply to all liberals: They are so dumb, they couldn't hit their own butt with both hands.

[Paul31]

Joey, who do you think is the greatest General in American military history?

[Debi]

Why am I still up at 2:15a.m. when I should be sleeping?

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, do you Schedule Time to Answer all of these Questions, or is just Random, like my OCD?...

:)

peace...