Ask Joey Anything...

[Paul31]

Joey, how do you feel about sin taxes?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your take on having to wait 30 seconds before making another post here?

[rosiegirl]

er, you ok Paul?

[Paul31]

But of course. I am just having fun asking Joey all kinds of stupid questions. Have you read this entire thread? It is full of all kinds of odd and really stupid questions from me. ;) :)

[rosiegirl]

I haven't read it!! LOL
I will now.

[Paul31]

Joey, what do you prefer, white or wheat bread?

[Paul31]

Joey, what do you think of the polls that posters put up on Hannity?

[Paul31]

Joey, how do you feel about people that make spelling errors?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of all these reality shows?

[Paul31]

Joey, did you ever like to mess around with dry ice when you were a kid?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite laundry detergent?

[Paul31]

Joey, how many clocks do you own?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think they will let us have larger size avatars? Like 100x100?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you prefer using paper clips or staples?

[tha malcontent™]

Well of course...what else?http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/BFB/smile/girl_sigh.gif

Hi Lady...

Miss ya... ;)

:)

peace...

[Paul31]

Joey, can you throw a split finger fastball?

[Kat-2]

Well, I'll be damned!
Hey Kat :)

:D Hey rosie, how are ya?

[Kat-2]

Hi Lady...

Miss ya... ;)

:)

peace...

Hi! How have you been?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you started your Christmas shopping yet?

[Paul31]

Joey, did you think this thread would become so popular?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your take on the Rorschach inkblot tests?

[Paul31]

Joey, who has better tires, Michelin or Goodyear?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think you could find a needle in a haystack?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your take on vending machines?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of disposable cameras?

I think they're expendable.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do you feel about bumper stickers?

I have one on all 5 of my vehicles:

http://www.corridorwatch.org/ttc_2007/img/StopTTC500.gif

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your take on sunglasses?

I wear them when I must, but never indoors.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you ever post in Malcontents weekly "Bar Threads?"

Me and Mal are tight.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what did you do today (Saturday)?

I pulled some parts off my Pathfinder to ship to another buyer, mowed the lawn, changed a bunch of diapers, washed the Suburban and the Xterra, fixed the wiper spray line on my frontier, weed-eated under the Patrol, cooked a few meals and watched some movies with my wife, and accidentally locked my dog in the garage.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, can you speak a foreign language?

A little Spanish...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, who was your favorite President of the United States?

Reagan, but soon to be Mitt Romney. :)

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do you feel about sin taxes?

I don't think the government should be dependent upon bad or unhealthy behavior. If we are going to tax that stuff, it shouldn't be put in the general budget.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your take on having to wait 30 seconds before making another post here?

I think it was meant for you, bud.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what do you prefer, white or wheat bread?

White, because it's tastier, but I eat more wheat because that's what my wife lets me eat. :)

[tha malcontent™]

Why didn't I take a Shower this Morning Joey?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what do you think of the polls that posters put up on Hannity?

Some are good.
Some are bad.
Some are ugly.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do you feel about people that make spelling errors?

I thnik they scuk.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of all these reality shows?

I thnik they scuk.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, did you ever like to mess around with dry ice when you were a kid?

Sounds dangerous.
I preferred chicks.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite laundry detergent?

Tide.

Since I am doing a lot of laundry lately, I now know this stuff.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how many clocks do you own?

1 alarm
2 kids alarms
2 kids wall clocks
1 kitchen wall clock
1 broken soccer clock in a drawer somewhere (it was a present)
1 anniversary clock
1 watch (that I never wear)
1 on my cell phone
1 on my wife's cell phone
1 on my computer
1 on the kids' computer
1 on my laptop
3 cordless phones with clocks on them
1 on the entertainment center
1 Spiderman watch that we sent off for from cereal box UPC's that broke within a week.
1 on the oven

that makes 20...

[rosiegirl]

Hey Joey, when do you wanna be called "just joe"?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Blue Bell Mint Chocolate Chip followed closely by Moo-lennium Crunch

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think they will let us have larger size avatars? Like 100x100?

My sources point to Yes... someday. :)

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you prefer using paper clips or staples?

Staples, of course.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, can you throw a split finger fastball?

Sure, I can throw anything. I just don't have any split finger fastballs lying around right now.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you started your Christmas shopping yet?

My Christmas shopping consists of 4 gifts: 1 for my wife and 3 for the kids.
My beautiful bride handles the rest, because I really suck at shopping.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, did you think this thread would become so popular?

Of course, I'm a popular guy. :eh:

[tha malcontent™]

Me and Mal are tight.

"Toight"...

That Character was about the only Funny thing in that Flim... Yes, Flim.

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your take on the Rorschach inkblot tests?

Only seen them on movies, because I'm not crazy.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, who has better tires, Michelin or Goodyear?

Goodyear... or Michelin.
It depends on the model.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think you could find a needle in a haystack?

Depends on the size of each, but if I approach it like I do this thread, one piece at a time, sure.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your take on vending machines?

About 30%.

[Joeybear23]

Why didn't I take a Shower this Morning Joey?...

:)

peace...

Because you haven't slept.

[Joeybear23]

Hey Joey, when do you wanna be called "just joe"?

Probably never.
I like "Joey" it sounds more personable than "Joe"

[rosiegirl]

My question was ignored.:frown:

[tha malcontent™]

Because you haven't slept.

You are Correct, Sir. ;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

My question was ignored.:frown:

Patience, Rosie. How could I forget you?

[rosiegirl]

Thank you for your reply :)
My son is Joey too :)

[JDGreen]

Joey.... I left the sour cream out... Does it go bad or is it aready bad being that it's..... Sour??

[Joeybear23]

Thank you for your reply :)
My son is Joey too :)

Mine, too!
What a coinkydink. :)
Of course he goes by "Little Joey" at least he will until he outweighs me.

[tha malcontent™]

Should I have another Cup of Coffee?...

(He never has a Second Cup at Home... :rolleyes:)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey.... I left the sour cream out... Does it go bad or is it aready bad being that it's..... Sour??

I'd still use it... unless by "out" you mean opened and sitting on the porch for a week in 100+ weather.

[Joeybear23]

Should I have another Cup of Coffee?...

(He never has a Second Cup at Home... :rolleyes:)

:)

peace...

:razz:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/Airplane%211.jpg/250px-Airplane%211.jpg

[rosiegirl]

Mine, too!
What a coinkydink. :)
Of course he goes by "Little Joey" at least he will until he outweighs me.


:) two peas in a pod

[rosiegirl]

Joey, do you like your Pathfinder?
I have one too

[tha malcontent™]

:razz:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/Airplane%211.jpg/250px-Airplane%211.jpg

"I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it!..."

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

:razz:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/Airplane%211.jpg/250px-Airplane%211.jpg

Flying on instruments....... ROF*****!!!!:)):)):))

[JDGreen]

"I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it!..."

:)

peace...

Do ya like gladiator movies??

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like your Pathfinder?
I have one too

It's a 1991.
I bought it with a blown engine, put a imported used engine it it, and it went bad just outsid ethe warranty period. Apparently the import company sold me a bad one...:mad:
Didn't have any money to sink back in it, so I have been parting it out, selling it piece by piece.
But yes, I loved it. I drove it every day and even got to use the 4wd out on the property and on icy days.:D

What year is yours?

[rosiegirl]

Joey, my Pathfinder is brand new :)

[Joeybear23]

Do ya like gladiator movies??

Ever seen a grown man naked?

[Joeybear23]

Joey, my Pathfinder is brand new :)

Sweet.
That 270 HP 4.0L V6 is nice, isn't it?
I've only test driven one...

[rosiegirl]

Sweet.
That 270 HP 4.0L V6 is nice, isn't it?
I've only test driven one...

I have no idea about those things Joey.
I just like the color of it and the room in the back for my shopping bags :)

[rosiegirl]

Joey, what is your middle name?

[tha malcontent™]

"I've been thinking of taking up smoking. This clinches it!..."

:)

peace...

Joey... ^What Movie?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?...

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Ya ever been in a Turkish prison?

[JDGreen]

Damn..... Do ya ever hang around the gymnasium?

[Joeybear23]

Joey... ^What Movie?...

:)

peace...

Bless the saints, it's an ashtray!

[Joeybear23]

I have no idea about those things Joey.
I just like the color of it and the room in the back for my shopping bags :)

:))

Nice pick. Sweet ride.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your middle name?

Joseph

[rosiegirl]

Joseph

sweet!

Joey Joesph Bear :)

[Joeybear23]

Tommy Kelly: Mom, it's prohibition!
Ma Kelly: Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some *** choir boy!

[Joeybear23]

sweet!

Joey Joesph Bear :)

Joey's not my first name ;)

[rosiegirl]

Joey's not my first name ;)

:eek:

[tha malcontent™]

Tommy Kelly: Mom, it's prohibition!
Ma Kelly: Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some *** choir boy!

:)):)):))

:)

peace...

[rosiegirl]

Joey, will the Malcontent ever NOT sign off with

:)

Peace

??

[tha malcontent™]

The years hadn't softened Moronie. He continued to murder the English Language, and anyone who got in his way...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Joey, will the Malcontent ever NOT sign off with

:)

Peace

??

Correction...

It is not Capitalized... ;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, will the Malcontent ever NOT sign off with

:)

Peace

??


He has before... but you gotta find it.
In fact, if you string together all the posts that he has posted without it, in the correct order, you get a secret message.

[JDGreen]

Where did you get that dress? It's awful and those shoes....... Jeeez...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl_ypLCLAgg

[JDGreen]

He has before... but you gotta find it.
In fact, if you string together all the posts that he has posted without it, in the correct order, you get a secret message.

Do I need a Little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring or will removing my tinfoil hat suffice??

[rosiegirl]

He has before... but you gotta find it.
In fact, if you string together all the posts that he has posted without it, in the correct order, you get a secret message.

Secret messages? :)


:)
peace

[tha malcontent™]

He has before... but you gotta find it.
In fact, if you string together all the posts that he has posted without it, in the correct order, you get a secret message.

:naughty:

;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Do I need a Little Orphan Annie secret decoder ring or will removing my tinfoil hat suffice??

Be sure to eat your Ovaltine!

[tha malcontent™]

Secret messages? :)


:)
peace

Secret Massages... ;)

Actually, the Folklore goes that if you take every 3rd Post of Mine, and link together every other Capitalized Noun, and then every 5th Verb, then Divide that by the year of my Birth and add some Ranch Dressing, you will in Fact, have the Answer to our Existence.

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Secret Massages... ;)

Actually, the Folklore goes that if you take every 3rd Post of Mine, and link together every other Capitalized Noun, and then every 5th Verb, then Divide that by the year of my Birth and add some Ranch Dressing, you will in Fact, have the Answer to our Existence.

:)

peace...

Which is, oddly enough: 42

[rosiegirl]

Actually, the Folklore goes that if you take every 3rd Post of Mine, and link together every other Capitalized Noun, and then every 5th Verb, then Divide that by the year of my Birth and add some Ranch Dressing, you will in Fact, have the Answer to our Existence.


Ranch dressing:))

[JDGreen]

Be sure to eat your Ovaltine!

It's an ad??? Son of a *****!!!

[rosiegirl]

It's an ad??? Son of a *****!!!


"Hurry up Ralphie!, Randy's gotta go to the bathroom"

[JDGreen]

Secret Massages... ;)

Actually, the Folklore goes that if you take every 3rd Post of Mine, and link together every other Capitalized Noun, and then every 5th Verb, then Divide that by the year of my Birth and add some Ranch Dressing, you will in Fact, have the Answer to our Existence.

:)

peace...

Does the brand of Ranch dressing matter??

[JDGreen]

"Hurry up Ralphie!, Randy's gotta go to the bathroom"

Meatloaf beetloaf, double feetloaf...........:frown:

[rosiegirl]

Meatloaf beetloaf, double feetloaf...........:frown:

:)Best Christmas movie ever!

Joey, how tall are you?

[rosiegirl]

Joey, what is my middle name?

[rosiegirl]

Joey left the building :(

[Joeybear23]

:)Best Christmas movie ever!

Joey, how tall are you?

5' 10"

sometimes closer to 6' 0" in boots...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is my middle name?

ie

[jet]

Joey....why can't men pick up their dirty socks off the bedroom floor?

[Joeybear23]

Joey left the building :(

No, just earning my paycheck. :D

[Joeybear23]

Joey....why can't men pick up their dirty socks off the bedroom floor?

Be thankful it's just dirty socks, sweetie.

[jet]

Be thankful it's just dirty socks, sweetie.

It's a message board....there is such a thing as decorum ;)

How long have you been in cyberspace?

[Joeybear23]

It's a message board....there is such a thing as decorum ;)

How long have you been in cyberspace?

Not including dial-up BBS's,
A little over 15 years...

[rosiegirl]

ie


Marie :)

[Joeybear23]

Marie :)

That is a nice middle name...

[tha malcontent™]

Why do Water Pills make me Pee so much?...

:)

peace...

[jet]

Because they are getting rid of the excess water that your body has accumulated due to either your heart not working properly or your blood pressure being elevated..... :D

[Paul31]

Why do Water Pills make me Pee so much?...

:)

peace...
You are on water pills? :frown:

[Joeybear23]

Why do Water Pills make me Pee so much?...

:)

peace...

I'm not sure.
You think they would call those Pee Pee Pills...

Get some sleep, Mal.

[tha malcontent™]

You are on water pills? :frown:

Yeah... Blood Pressure Issues...

Got some Liver Issues to.

On the Wagon Currently. :((

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

I'm not sure.
You think they would call those Pee Pee Pills...

Get some sleep, Mal.

Holy Canoli, Joey...

It was before 5 in the PM when I Posted that!...

Why would I get some Sleep that Early?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Yeah... Blood Pressure Issues...

Got some Liver Issues to.

On the Wagon Currently. :((

:)

peace...

You need some Green Stuff...

[tha malcontent™]

You need some Green Stuff...

Excellent Suggestion, DM3™...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Joey...

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070819/i/r3541411837.jpg?x=380&y=246&sig=.F50ngxE4MB5uF.7tzaC_A--

^When did the Hotties start showin' up in Beruit?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey...

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070819/i/r3541411837.jpg?x=380&y=246&sig=.F50ngxE4MB5uF.7tzaC_A--

^When did the Hotties start showin' up in Beruit?...

:)

peace...

They were imported...

[Paul31]

Yeah... Blood Pressure Issues...

Got some Liver Issues to.

On the Wagon Currently. :((

:)

peace...
Well do take care of yourself, I hope you get to be at 100% soon.

[jet]

Yeah... Blood Pressure Issues...

Got some Liver Issues to.

On the Wagon Currently. :((

:)

peace...

:hug: Poor Mal...you can beat it!!!!

[tha malcontent™]

Well do take care of yourself, I hope you get to be at 100% soon.

I am always 100%!...

We are all just Dyin' a Little everyday...

Why is that Joey?...

:)

peace...

[Paul31]

Where is Joey? :)

[tha malcontent™]

:hug: Poor Mal...you can beat it!!!!

Yeah...

I gotta get back to Drynkin' so the Trolls can have an Honest Personal Attack Against me when they are Failing at the Debate @ Hand!... ;)

(Don't tell anyone, but I don't really Drynk that much! :shhh: I just like watching People use my "Bar Lord" Persona on this Site Against me in Debate because it's Extremely Entertaining to see how Weak some People can be when they Fail in Debate! ;) )

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

I am always 100%!...

We are all just Dyin' a Little everyday...

Why is that Joey?...

:)

peace...

Because our cells constantly die off and are replaced.
Eventually we get to the point where we replace fewer cells than die off, and that process is normally called "aging." You're getting old, Mal...

[Joeybear23]

Where is Joey? :)

Right here.

[rosiegirl]

Where is Joey? :)

[tha malcontent™]

Because our cells constantly die off and are replaced.
Eventually we get to the point where we replace fewer cells than die off, and that process is normally called "aging." You're getting old, Mal...

****!... I Knew that's what it was!...

Is that why 80's Music is now called "Oldies"?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Where is Joey? :)

At home with his mommy. :)

[rosiegirl]

At home with his mommy. :)

True:)

[jet]

Yeah...

I gotta get back to Drynkin' so the Trolls can have an Honest Personal Attack Against me when they are Failing at the Debate @ Hand!... ;)

(Don't tell anyone, but I don't really Drynk that much! :shhh: I just like watching People use my "Bar Lord" Persona on this Site Against me in Debate because it's Extremely Entertaining to see how Weak some People can be when they Fail in Debate! ;) )

:)

peace...

You mean you aren't really an alcoholic who is able to work 65+ hours a week and break job performance records? Shucky darn ;)

Seriously, Godspeed, Mal!!! Get better :hug:

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like bubble gum?

[Paul31]

Joey, who is your favorite magician?

[Paul31]

Joey, would you ever consider sky diving?

[Paul31]

Joey, how is your exercising going?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you own any cowboy hats?

[Paul31]

Joey, how do you feel about traffic jams?

[Paul31]

Joey, what was your favorite class in highschool?

[Paul31]

Joey, have you ever gone horseback riding?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of Jimmy Buffet?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of movie sequels?

[Paul31]

Joey, who is your favorite comedian?

[Paul31]

Joey, would you vote for an aardvark before voting for a liberal?

[Paul31]

Joey, how do you feel about hardwood floors?

[Paul31]

Joey, who is a better cook in your family, you or your wife?

[Paul31]

Joey, how did you adjust to the new rule of posting sigs, using the [img] tags?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your opinion of the death penalty?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you prefer plastic or paper bags?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like those rice cakes? You know the ones that taste like cardboard.

[Paul31]

Joey, are you going to carve pumpkins for Halloween?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your take on slasher films?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite constellation?

[Paul31]

Joey, do you think we should get Lee to reinstate the rating of threads just to give this one five stars?

[Paul31]

Joey, what is your favorite movie soundtrack?

[Jebster]

Why in heck should I ask you anything? I have no idea who the heck you are!!

Oh wait, maybe that's the idea...

Hmmmm....

I gotta think about this...

[Jebster]

Jeez Paul, how many questions are you gonna ask to prop up your numbers???

What's next... "Hey Joey, acted in any male porn videos??"


:eek:

LOL

[Paul31]

Joey, do you like "Weird" Al Yankovic?

[Paul31]

Jeez Paul, how many questions are you gonna ask to prop up your numbers???

What's next... "Hey Joey, acted in any male porn videos??"


:eek:

LOL
I usually go for about 25 at a time. Just trying to help the board reach 5,000,000 posts. :D:D:D

[Jebster]

I usually go for about 25 at a time. Just trying to help the board reach 5,000,000 posts. :D:D:D

I just want to hit "A Great American" one day...


LOL

[Paul31]

I just want to hit "A Great American" one day...


LOL
This thread will help. :D:D:D You are a Great American already Jebster. :):):)

[Jebster]

This thread will help. :D:D:D You are a Great American already Jebster. :):):)

That I know...and thank you...you are too...

[Paul31]

Thanks Jebster. I just try to think of all kinds of stupid questions to ask Joey. Just imagine someone following you around and asking one question after another to you. :) :) :) We would do this to my friends coworker. Just follow him around and ask him the most bizarre things we could ask him.

[Jebster]

Thanks Jebster. I just try to think of all kinds of stupid questions to ask Joey. Just imagine someone following you around and asking one question after another to you. :) :) :) We would do this to my friends coworker. Just follow him around and ask him the most bizarre things we could ask him.


OMG...that would be my District VFW Chaplain....

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like bubble gum?

No, it empties my pockets via the dentist.
I prefer sugar-free gum.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, who is your favorite magician?

Probably Criss Angel, for now...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, would you ever consider sky diving?

Jump out of a perfectly good plane?
Not bloody likely.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how is your exercising going?

I hurt my ankle and have slowed down a bit on running, but I'm healing up, so I'll get back on it soon. Still on the weights though, building my arms and chest.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you own any cowboy hats?

I own 1 straw cowboy hat, but the rest of my hats are ballcaps.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do you feel about traffic jams?

If there's one thing that irritates me the most, it's rubberneckers. If you'r not in an accident, and it's not in your lane, there's no need to slow down.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what was your favorite class in highschool?

It's a toss-up between physics and calculus.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, have you ever gone horseback riding?

Duh...

Never bareback though.

Oh, and if you ever do go, don't let anyone tell you trotting is fun, because it is not. Running or standing still are the most comfortable speeds on a horse.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of Jimmy Buffet?

He's old. :mrgreen:

And he's a good musician...

[tha malcontent™]

DM3... Why are People Born?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of movie sequels?

#2's always suck , unless they are part of a 3-part series, then they rock and #3's suck.

[tha malcontent™]

#2's always suck , unless they are part of a 3-part series, then they rock and #3's suck.

Well...

Technically Empire was #5...

But in it's Original Release Numbering, it was #2, and it was... The Best.

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, who is your favorite comedian?

Good question...

I would have to say Ed Grimley.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, would you vote for an aardvark before voting for a liberal?

It'd be a tough choice, but I'd probably go Aardvark.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how do you feel about hardwood floors?

I prefer carpet/tile

Hardwood floors scratch too easy and I have enough stress in my life.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, who is a better cook in your family, you or your wife?

:))

I make a mean Mac n' Cheese... and that's about it.
So, my beautiful bride, hands down.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, how did you adjust to the new rule of posting sigs, using the [img] tags?

It took me a few weeks of rehab, but I'm doing better now.

[soupdragon]

Joey shall I have Bombay potatoes with Chicken curry for dinner or Beans on Toast ?:think:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your opinion of the death penalty?

It is underutilized.
In 2005 there were 16,692 murders in the US.
In 2005 there were 60 executions.

'nuff said.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you prefer plastic or paper bags?

Plastic, that way I have something to stick dirty diapers in to protect the house from the smell...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like those rice cakes? You know the ones that taste like cardboard.

If you cover them in peanut butter and honey...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, are you going to carve pumpkins for Halloween?

Yes, but I'm not very good at it...

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your take on slasher films?

I don't care for them.

Psychological thrillers are cool, and Sci-Fi/Fantasy.

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper (Indian Big Bear) :mrgreen:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you think we should get Lee to reinstate the rating of threads just to give this one five stars?

Absolutely

[Joeybear23]

Joey, what is your favorite movie soundtrack?

West Side Story.


:))

Just kidding.

I would say it's a toss-up between Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, and Lilo & Stitch.

[Joeybear23]

Why in heck should I ask you anything?...

Because it is impossible to resist.

[Joeybear23]

..."Hey Joey, acted in any male porn videos??"
...

No, but let's just say I don't do Google Image searches on my name... Apparently someone has a "stage name" that's mine :eek:

An old friend from H.S. pointed that out to me a few years ago, wondering if I had gotten into that industry. :lol:

[Joeybear23]

Joey, do you like "Weird" Al Yankovic?

Verily.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/Darth_Joeybear/Al_rambo.jpg

[tha malcontent™]

This Thread should be Renamed...

"I'll Answer an Endless Line of Questioning from Paul31 for however long it takes!"... ;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

DM3... Why are People Born?...

:)

peace...

Because pregnant ladies wouldn't have it any other way.

[Joeybear23]

Well...

Technically Empire was #5...

But in it's Original Release Numbering, it was #2, and it was... The Best.

:)

peace...

True dat!

[tha malcontent™]

Because pregnant ladies wouldn't have it any other way.

"Can't"... ;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Joey shall I have Bombay potatoes with Chicken curry for dinner or Beans on Toast ?:think:

Bombay Potatoes with Chicken Curry, and some Tums. :mrgreen:

[Joeybear23]

This Thread should be Renamed...

"I'll Answer an Endless Line of Questioning from Paul31 for however long it takes!"... ;)

:)

peace...

:D

Watch out, I think he's recruiting help, too. :eek:

[Joeybear23]

"Can't"... ;)

:)

peace...

:)

[soupdragon]

Do you like recycled loo paper Joey? ...................I dont it rips to easy

[Joeybear23]

Do you like recycled loo paper Joey? ...................I dont it rips to easy

I like my paper fresh, and not too soft. The soft stuff doesn't get the job done.

[melinda]

so Joey, how many women have you "accidentally" walked in on while they were in the loo?

[soupdragon]

I like my paper fresh, and not too soft. The soft stuff doesn't get the job done.

Soft doesn't get the job done :eh::eek: How so Joey? .........................:D

[Joeybear23]

so Joey, how many women have you "accidentally" walked in on while they were in the loo?

Counting family? Too many.

Other than that, about 3 or 4...

[Joeybear23]

Soft doesn't get the job done :eh::eek: How so Joey? .........................:D

Rough texture is more thorough
I could take pictures if you like...

[soupdragon]

I could take pictures if you like...

Ok then :eek:.......................:))

[JDGreen]

Rough texture is more thorough
I could take pictures if you like...

I think I know what you mean... There ain't nothin worse than a mud gopher... That's where your finger rips through the paper when you're trying to wipe...:D

[soupdragon]

I think I know what you mean... There ain't nothin worse than a mud gopher... That's where your finger rips through the paper when you're trying to wipe...:D

Oh my ribs hurt thanks JD :))

[melinda]

Oh my ribs hurt thanks JD :))

he has been making me laugh all damn morning...:))
and Deere, btw: OMG!!!!!!

[melinda]

Counting family? Too many.

Other than that, about 3 or 4...

that's about the same number of times I have been walked in on...coincidence? Hmmmm.

[Joeybear23]

I think I know what you mean... There ain't nothin worse than a mud gopher... That's where your finger rips through the paper when you're trying to wipe...:D

Dude, that really sucks.
When you have a working man's drop-off, you want a working man's paper.

[Joeybear23]

that's about the same number of times I have been walked in on...coincidence? Hmmmm.

I think I would have remembered you, mel.
There's some things you never forget...

[melinda]

I think I would have remembered you, mel.
There's some things you never forget...

;)
well, I have been walked in on three times..........by men. none of which was family....

[soupdragon]

Dude, that really sucks.
When you have a working man's drop-off, you want a working man's paper.

Hoho "working mans drop off" :))

[Joeybear23]

;)
well, I have been walked in on three times..........by men. none of which was family....

I'll have to go through old photos to see if you're there.... ;)

[melinda]

I'll have to go through old photos to see if you're there.... ;)

:)) let's see...first time in Houston. second time in Galveston. third time in Austin. some things I don't forget either. :))

[JDGreen]

Dude, that really sucks.
When you have a working man's drop-off, you want a working man's paper.

Gotta have the right equipment for the job....

[melinda]

Gotta have the right equipment for the job....

that's what she's hoping anyway. ;)

[JDGreen]

that's what she's hoping anyway. ;)

She's never disappointed...... Whichever she, she happens to be....:whistle:

[Joeybear23]

:)) let's see...first time in Houston. second time in Galveston. third time in Austin. some things I don't forget either. :))

:think:

All mine are in Texas, too... :think:

[Joeybear23]

She's never disappointed...... Whichever she, she happens to be....:whistle:

You've learned to manage expectations, I assume. :)

[melinda]

:think:

All mine are in Texas, too... :think:

apparently Texas women have a problem w/ the locks on restroom doors...:))

[melinda]

So, Joey, you gonna kick me out of here since I have a way of talking instead of asking??

[Joeybear23]

apparently Texas women have a problem w/ the locks on restroom doors...:))

My girls usually don't even close the door (at home, of course).
I'll walk down the hall, and hear the shreik "Daddy! I'm on the potty!"
My reply, "Then close the door."

[Joeybear23]

So, Joey, you gonna kick me out of here since I have a way of talking instead of asking??

No. You are welcome here. And you eventually end up asking a question anyways...

[jet]

So Joey...where did the Mod3 joke come from?

[melinda]

My girls usually don't even close the door (at home, of course).
I'll walk down the hall, and hear the shreik "Daddy! I'm on the potty!"
My reply, "Then close the door."

yeah, I had to tell my dad the same thing...shut the damn door, Dad! :))


actually, true story. towards the end of my dad's life, my mother pulls me aside and tells me, "Your father is getting so bad now, he doesn't even close the door when he's in the restroom anymore." I'm thinking how sad that is....my dad was getting "so bad"....:( (at this point my parents had not been married in over 35 years or so, but my mom and stepdad took my dad in when he needed help)

so after my dad's funeral, I'm at my mom's house. I go to use the restroom. (OK, ignore my other posts about not knowing how to lock a door...) I go into the restroom, shut the door firmly, lock the door and proceed about my business. As I am "busy"...the bathroom door slowly opens.........the lock never caught. It wasn't my dad....it was her damn door and lock!!! :))

[Joeybear23]

So Joey...where did the Mod3 joke come from?

What joke?
Seriously, I am not Mod3. Whomever started that vicious rumor is probably still ROFLOL.

[Joeybear23]

yeah, I had to tell my dad the same thing...shut the damn door, Dad! :))


actually, true story. towards the end of my dad's life, my mother pulls me aside and tells me, "Your father is getting so bad now, he doesn't even close the door when he's in the restroom anymore." I'm thinking how sad that is....my dad was getting "so bad"....:( (at this point my parents had not been married in over 35 years or so, but my mom and stepdad took my dad in when he needed help)

so after my dad's funeral, I'm at my mom's house. I go to use the restroom. (OK, ignore my other posts about not knowing how to lock a door...) I go into the restroom, shut the door firmly, lock the door and proceed about my business. As I am "busy"...the bathroom door slowly opens.........the lock never caught. It wasn't my dad....it was her damn door and lock!!! :))

:))

That's funny.

[melinda]

:))

That's funny.

life is always fun..........so if I ask a question that has already been asked, will you get mad?
do I have to go back and read this whole thread?

[Joeybear23]

life is always fun..........so if I ask a question that has already been asked, will you get mad?
do I have to go back and read this whole thread?
I'll only get mad at Paul31 if he repeats a question.
Ask away, but feel free to peruse the thread at your pleasure...

[melinda]

Only in the boys room.
And the ladies room has glass walls...

and are these ladies' rooms located in Houston, Galveston and Austin? :))

[jet]

Only in the boys room.
And the ladies room has glass walls...

I've seen that bar on the travel channel :eek:

[melinda]

Since humans are 70% water, I'd have to say my wife.:cool:

OK, Joey, I'm reading...and I love this answer.
and I am also quite impressed that you took the time to answer all of Paul's questions. :D

[melinda]

Absolutely.
Are they aliens: who knows? But there are certainly unidentified flying objects, otherwise the FAA wouldn't have the term on their books.

have you seen a UFO? I have...coming home from College Station late one night. and I agree w/ you, I'm not sayin' it was an alien.....but it was weird. ;)

[melinda]

In North Texas, they just need to wait a few minutes, it'll change.

as a fellow Texan, let me say...:))

[melinda]

I have one on all 5 of my vehicles:

http://www.corridorwatch.org/ttc_2007/img/StopTTC500.gif

Great Bumper Sticker...what is going on w/ that these days????

[Paul31]

I'll only get mad at Paul31 if he repeats a question.
Ask away, but feel free to peruse the thread at your pleasure...
I did start to ask the same question from the other nite. Glad I deleted it. :redface:

OK, Joey, I'm reading...and I love this answer.
and I am also quite impressed that you took the time to answer all of Paul's questions. :D
Yes, Joey has been a very, very good sport in answering all those insane questions of mine. :)

[melinda]

Jump out of a perfectly good plane?
Not bloody likely.

you don't know what you're missing. ;)

[melinda]

The Big Dipper (Indian Big Bear) :mrgreen:

Joey, have you seen the Southern Cross?

[Joeybear23]

OK, Joey, I'm reading...and I love this answer.
and I am also quite impressed that you took the time to answer all of Paul's questions. :D

What can I say, I try to keep my word, and I said you could ask anything...

[Joeybear23]

and are these ladies' rooms located in Houston, Galveston and Austin? :))

I can neither confirm nor deny...

[Joeybear23]

have you seen a UFO? I have...coming home from College Station late one night. and I agree w/ you, I'm not sayin' it was an alien.....but it was weird. ;)

I've seen the Marfa Lights...