The mel and mal Variety Show™

[jet]

:))
Sung to the tune of Heat Meiser from Year Without a Santa Claus

I'm mr. Humidity
I'm mr. make em sweat
I'm Mr. Hot pockets
I'm Mr. Oh so wet.

They call me humidity
wherever I go
Puddles start to form
I'm sooo warm

[Liability]

It's freaking HOT here....crazy hot and humid.

Three words:

location, location, location.

[melinda]

I love the heat and humidity......it finally feels like a Texas summer!!

[melinda]

So Deere, I heard your song on my i-pod while running this morning....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9RlzT64KKk

[goodlife]

we're under a heat advisory today!

[Liability]

we're under a heat advisory today!

Lousyana is under a heat advisory on Christmas.

:)

Yuck.

[goodlife]

now now....you act as though it doesn't get steamy in NY!

[JDGreen]

Hell, this thing's over 800 now... Wow... 1,000 should be a piece o'cake!

[melinda]

don't get ahead of yourself....

and did you see my post where I heard your song on my i-pod this morning??

[JDGreen]

don't get ahead of yourself....

and did you see my post where I heard your song on my i-pod this morning??

No, I didn't...

[goodlife]

Hell, this thing's over 800 now... Wow... 1,000 should be a piece o'cake!

yeah...a piddly little thousand posts. *snicker*

[JDGreen]

So Deere, I heard your song on my i-pod while running this morning....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9RlzT64KKk


:))

That's awesome!!

[JDGreen]

yeah...a piddly little thousand posts. *snicker*

Well, you have to begin with attainable goals... :lol:

[JDGreen]

yeah, the sad thing is that it made me think of you. :))

That's sad alright....:lol:

[melinda]

That's sad alright....:lol:

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[goodlife]

Well, you have to begin with attainable goals... :lol:

Yeah...good thing he has PALS like me and you to help him out with those goals, eh???
I wonder if he's keeping track of such things...:think:

[jet]

He hardly visits anymore :( I think he has left the mission up to us!

[DD-2]

we're under a heat advisory today!

Actually, I’m going to be calling the Airlines and Hotel later today to make reservations to go down there in mid September
I go to New Orleans every year.

[jet]

I bet GL would be delighted to meet you....she's hosting a NO meet up in 08.

[DD-2]

I bet GL would be delighted to meet you....she's hosting a NO meet up in 08.

I'd be delighted to meet her.

The "Hurricanes" (drink kind) are on me.

http://www.patobriens.com/hurricane.html

[tha malcontent™]

He hardly visits anymore :( I think he has left the mission up to us!

Nope...

Just not online as much...

Too Busy.

But I do Appreciate everyone's Effort!

You all get an "E"!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

It's freaking HOT here....crazy hot and humid.

D-Town's been Abnormally Hum-did...

MeThinks that is going to End soon...

Back the Desert Weather.

:)

peace...

[goodlife]

Actually, I’m going to be calling the Airlines and Hotel later today to make reservations to go down there in mid September
I go to New Orleans every year.

When mid -September?
I'm going to be in NYC Sept. 7 - 12th.
You should come to NO in Feb for our meetup!

[jet]

I'd be delighted to meet her.

The "Hurricanes" (drink kind) are on me.

http://www.patobriens.com/hurricane.html (http://www.patobriens.com/hurricane.html)

You really ought to consider coming to the 08 meet up....there will be quite a few people there that would love to meet you!! And have you buy them drinks ;)

[tha malcontent™]

We were going to Guy Trip it to New Orleans one year...

Ended up in Lawrenceburg and Lexington for the Bourbon Festival...

That was 2000...

Then we were going to go again in 2001 and the 11th had our Flight on the 12th Canceled...

Went again in 2002, and haven't gone back since.

Still want to go to New Orleans, but that's not on the Agenda anytime soon.

Babies are.

:)

peace...

[jet]

I was going to ask if getting married then becoming a Dad has cramped your social life any ;)

[tha malcontent™]

I was going to ask if getting married then becoming a Dad has cramped your social life any ;)

Um...

Not as much as many other things Combined with that.

Obligations that Preceded getting Married and having Children have a large Role to play in my Choices in the last Decade.

Sleep is for the Dead. ;)

:)

peace...

[jet]

Um...

Not as much as many other things Combined with that.

Obligations that Preceded getting Married and having Children have a large Role to play in my Choices in the last Decade.

Sleep is for the Dead. ;)

:)

peace...

Honestly Mal...I really don't believe anything could ever cramp your style ;) I can see you have your priorities right though....that's awesome!!! :)
And hey, sleep is what keeps us women beautiful. Without it...we'd all look like Hilary or Nancy Pelosi :naughty:

[tha malcontent™]

Honestly Mal...I really don't believe anything could ever cramp your style ;) I can see you have your priorities right though....that's awesome!!! :)
And hey, sleep is what keeps us women beautiful. Without it...we'd all look like Hilary or Nancy Pelosi :naughty:

D'oh!...

Slaps BILLARY! and Cruella DeVille at the same time! ;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

that's what I'm doing wrong......I don't sleep enough. :((

[tha malcontent™]

that's what I'm doing wrong......I don't sleep enough. :((

Stop it!...

Yer a Hottie! ;)

:)

peace...

[jet]

that's what I'm doing wrong......I don't sleep enough. :((

:hand:

[melinda]

Stop it!...

Yer a Hottie! ;)

:)

peace...

:hug:


btw: I found an old pic of my son sucking his thumb. He sucked his right thumb........I can never remember that. Seems like I would.

[Liability]

now now....you act as though it doesn't get steamy in NY!


Oh HELL no. IT's gross today, in fact.

But let's be real.

It's lousy THERE a whole lot longer every year.

[JDGreen]

that's what I'm doing wrong......I don't sleep enough. :((

Believe me, you're not doing anything wrong....;)

[snow96]

that's what I'm doing wrong......I don't sleep enough. :((


Whatever is done in the bed you normally would sleep in that night is considered sleep. :naughty:

[melinda]

Believe me, you're not doing anything wrong....;)

thank you, deere. :hug: :hug: :hug:

[JDGreen]

thank you, deere. :hug: :hug: :hug:

You're welcome...;)

[tha malcontent™]

This is going to hit 1k soon... ;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

God willing.........

[tha malcontent™]

God willing.........

Only God can Judge me... Tupac.

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

Only God can Judge me... Tupac.

:)

peace...

So true.... Biggie...

[Liability]

Only God can Judge me... Tupac.

:)

peace...




Only God can Judge me... Tupac.

Was that said JUST before he got gunned down?

Some things people say are so badly timed.

How often does it happen that a murdered victim's last words on Earth are, "What are ya gonna do? Shoot me?"

[melinda]

Only God can Judge me... Tupac.

Was that said JUST before he got gunned down?

Some things people say are so badly timed.

How often does it happen that a murdered victim's last words on Earth are, "What are ya gonna do? Shoot me?"

oh crap...that is bad.

[Liability]

oh crap...that is bad.


And it happens ALL the time. No joke. I can't even count how many times I've read that in police reports or witness accounts.

If not "What are ya gonna do? Shoot me?" these future morgue case numbers tend to say similar things demonstrating bad timing and judgment like:

"You're gonna have to shoot me."

Or


"You don't have the guts (or 'nadz') to shoot me."


Or

"I'd rather die than give [it] to you."

or

.... the list is quite full.

[melinda]

And it happens ALL the time. No joke. I can't even count how many times I've read that in police reports or witness accounts.

If not "What are ya gonna do? Shoot me?" these future morgue case numbers tend to say similar things demonstrating bad timing and judgment like:

"You're gonna have to shoot me."

Or


"You don't have the guts (or 'nadz') to shoot me."


Or

"I'd rather die than give [it] to you."

or

.... the list is quite full.
Oh, I believe you.........but crap, it's bad. I hope those aren't my last words....although I do kinda like the "I'd rather die than give [it] to you" one...

[Liability]

Oh, I believe you.........but crap, it's bad. I hope those aren't my last words....although I do kinda like the "I'd rather die than give [it] to you" one...

The last words I want to mutter on Earth?

Either

"Wow. I never thought I'd make it to 140 and in such good health!"

Or


"So, was it good for you, too?"



:))

[melinda]

The last words I want to mutter on Earth?

Either

"Wow. I never thought I'd make it to 140 and in such good health!"

Or


"So, was it good for you, too?"



:))
well, God willing. ;)


my last words will probably be, "oh, come on...no one ever dies doing this...."

[DD-2]

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

[melinda]

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

why?

[DD-2]

why?


I may have lived longer.....

[tha malcontent™]

I am going to Red Rocks to see Rush...

And you're not.

Buh-bye.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I may have lived longer.....

so, what kind of martini do you drink?

[JDGreen]

so, what kind of martini do you drink?

Extra dry... Shaken not stirred....

[melinda]

I love pomagranite martinis............but I also like scotch.

[Darkwind]

And it happens ALL the time. No joke. I can't even count how many times I've read that in police reports or witness accounts.

If not "What are ya gonna do? Shoot me?" these future morgue case numbers tend to say similar things demonstrating bad timing and judgment like:

"You're gonna have to shoot me."

Or


"You don't have the guts (or 'nadz') to shoot me."


Or

"I'd rather die than give [it] to you."

or

.... the list is quite full.

As long as My last words are not:

"Here, hold My beer and watch this!"

:mrgreen:

[JDGreen]

As long as My last words are not:

"Here, hold My beer and watch this!"

:mrgreen:

Those will probably be mine....

[melinda]

Those will probably be mine....

+1


growing up, I was always the kid who the other kids got to try any new adventure. Kind of like "Mikey" from the Life commercials, except it was, "Hey, let's get mel to try this, she'll try anything......." If I made it, they knew they could attempt it. If I got hurt, they decided it wasn't worth it. Always was adventurous, still am.........I am actually amazed that I am still alive.

[tha malcontent™]

As long as My last words are not:

"Here, hold My beer and watch this!"

:mrgreen:

I Remember a guy sayin' that and he Proceded to get Knocked the **** out!...

:)

peace...

[DD-2]

Ketel One has been my favorite vodka for approximately 5 years now, and I sampled them all. In fact every time a new one comes out, I give it a try. But my favorite is Kettle One straight up with extra olives. If your at a good martini bar, they'll give you those jumbo olives, which really makes the drink. Not for the weak. I generally have about 3, more than that, knocks me on my azz..Kettle is the finest Vodka ever. It beats Grey Goose, Belivedere, Stoli, Sky, Chopin and all the rest of them easily. It is goes down with the ever so slightest burn, which I like. I mean Grey Goose goes down without almost no burn or any taste at all, and it’s French to boot! Another good reason NOT to drink it. I also don’t care for flavored vodka’s plain with olives or a slice of lime will do just fine Thank you........This Commercial has been brought to you by DD2 Distilleries

[JDGreen]

+1


growing up, I was always the kid who the other kids got to try any new adventure. Kind of like "Mikey" from the Life commercials, except it was, "Hey, let's get mel to try this, she'll try anything......." If I made it, they knew they could attempt it. If I got hurt, they decided it wasn't worth it. Always was adventurous, still am.........I am actually amazed that I am still alive.

LOL

[tha malcontent™]

Ketel One has been my favorite vodka for approximately 5 years now, and I sampled them all. In fact every time a new one comes out, I give it a try. But my favorite is Kettle One straight up with extra olives. If your at a good martini bar, they'll give you those jumbo olives, which really makes the drink. Not for the weak. I generally have about 3, more than that, knocks me on my azz..Kettle is the finest Vodka ever. It beats Grey Goose, Belivedere, Stoli, Sky, Chopin and all the rest of them easily. It is goes down with the ever so slightest burn, which I like. I mean Grey Goose goes down without almost no burn or any taste at all, and it’s French to boot! Another good reason NOT to drink it. I also don’t care for flavored vodka’s plain with olives or a slice of lime will do just fine Thank you........This Commercial has been brought to you by DD2 Distilleries

^MESSAGE!...

:)

peace...

[Darkwind]

Ketel One has been my favorite vodka for approximately 5 years now, and I sampled them all. In fact every time a new one comes out, I give it a try. But my favorite is Kettle One straight up with extra olives. If your at a good martini bar, they'll give you those jumbo olives, which really makes the drink. Not for the weak. I generally have about 3, more than that, knocks me on my azz..Kettle is the finest Vodka ever. It beats Grey Goose, Belivedere, Stoli, Sky, Chopin and all the rest of them easily. It is goes down with the ever so slightest burn, which I like. I mean Grey Goose goes down without almost no burn or any taste at all, and it’s French to boot! Another good reason NOT to drink it. I also don’t care for flavored vodka’s plain with olives or a slice of lime will do just fine Thank you........This Commercial has been brought to you by DD2 Distilleries

Wow, an alcohol with no burn or taste would be a very dangerous thing.

[Darkwind]

I Remember a guy sayin' that and he Proceded to get Knocked the **** out!...

:)

peace...

At least he survived. :cool:

[soupdragon]

Hiya

[melinda]

Ketel One has been my favorite vodka for approximately 5 years now, and I sampled them all. In fact every time a new one comes out, I give it a try. But my favorite is Kettle One straight up with extra olives. If your at a good martini bar, they'll give you those jumbo olives, which really makes the drink. Not for the weak. I generally have about 3, more than that, knocks me on my azz..Kettle is the finest Vodka ever. It beats Grey Goose, Belivedere, Stoli, Sky, Chopin and all the rest of them easily. It is goes down with the ever so slightest burn, which I like. I mean Grey Goose goes down without almost no burn or any taste at all, and it’s French to boot! Another good reason NOT to drink it. I also don’t care for flavored vodka’s plain with olives or a slice of lime will do just fine Thank you........This Commercial has been brought to you by DD2 Distilleries
I've never tried the Ketel One. I love the grey goose.......and I absolutely LOVE olives, especially when stuffed w/ habaneros.

[tha malcontent™]

Hiya

Soupy!...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Hiya

sup stranger

[JDGreen]

Hiya

Howdy....

[tha malcontent™]

Inching ever Closer to 1K...

:)

peace...

[DD-2]

Inching ever Closer to 1K...

:)

peace...


One inch closer now

[JDGreen]

And another.... NO shameless bumps, though..

[tha malcontent™]

I have not Shame... ;)

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

I have not Shame... ;)

:)

peace...

Me neither...:cool:

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/37.gif hello

[tha malcontent™]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/37.gif hello


Allo...

How are you Cutie?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?t=280951

^Jesso's Birthday Bar...

Go Wish her a Happy Hatchday, read some 1982 History and buy her a Drynk or 12!...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Threadkilla...

:)

peace...

[DD-2]

I have not Shame... ;)

:)

peace...


Nor do I

[DD-2]

TGIF

This is not a bump

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

Allo...

How are you Cutie?...

:)

peace...

So very glad it is Friday!!! ~ It has been one crazy week in Cc’s life ;) ~ How are you doing?

[tha malcontent™]

TGIF

This is not a bump

I Know it's not...

Niether is my Response to it. ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

So very glad it is Friday!!! ~ It has been one crazy week in Cc’s life ;) ~ How are you doing?

I am good Cutie... You?...

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

TGIF

This is not a bump

Copy that....

[JDGreen]

My shoulders are gettin tired.......

[tha malcontent™]

My shoulders are gettin tired.......

If you get the 1000th Post on this Thread, I'll send you a "Give WAR a Chance!" Sticker...

Only have couple left.

Reminds me, Z_only1 has one comin'...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Just over a Hundred to go Kids...

Let's do this!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

One more Closer...

:)

peace...

[Mithrastan]

I have a cat named Fifi.

[tha malcontent™]

I have a cat named Fifi.

Does it go well with Curry?...

:)

peace...

[soupdragon]

It's all gone bonkers tonight!

[tha malcontent™]

It's all gone bonkers tonight!

What's that?...

:)

peace...

[soupdragon]

What's that?...

:)

peace...

It's all gone to rat **** :lol:

[Mithrastan]

Does it go well with Curry?...

:)

peace...


EVERYTHING goes well with curry.

[soupdragon]

EVERYTHING goes well with curry.

Word:cool:

[JDGreen]

I don't think I've ever had curry....

[soupdragon]

I don't think I've ever had curry....
:eek:

[JDGreen]

If you get the 1000th Post on this Thread, I'll send you a "Give WAR a Chance!" Sticker...

Only have couple left.

Reminds me, Z_only1 has one comin'...

:)

peace...

That's damn good incentive....

[JDGreen]

:eek:

I haven't ... Is that odd? I'm German for cripessakes..

[melinda]

I haven't ... Is that odd? I'm German for cripessakes..
I'm German, and I have still managed to have curry....:D

[melinda]

there is no diet coke in this entire house...I am pretty sure it's my punishment for skipping church. :((

[tha malcontent™]

EVERYTHING goes well with curry.

^That's good stuff right there!... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

It's over 900 now...

:)

peace...

[DD-2]

I Know it's not...

Niether is my Response to it. ;)

:)

peace...


I knew that

[tha malcontent™]

I knew that

I Knew you Knew that...

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

I Knew you Knew that...

:)

peace...

I knew you knew he knew that....

[tha malcontent™]

I Knew this New Employee at this Newer Place I Worked at who Knew what to do with a New Shoe...

:)

peace...

[Z_only1]

It's over 900 now...

:)

peace...

And growing....

[tha malcontent™]

And growing....

Your Sticker is in the Mail in the Mornin', Brotha!...

Sorry for the Delay!

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

One more...

[tha malcontent™]

One more...

Every single one Helps!

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

Every single one Helps!

:)

peace...


We'll build this thing..... One post at a time......

[tha malcontent™]

We'll build this thing..... One post at a time......

If we Build it...

:)

peace...

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

If we Build it...

:)

peace...

they will come ;)

[Mithrastan]

they will come ;)

:redface:
All of them?

[tha malcontent™]

they will come ;)

I can always Count on SnS~CC... ;)

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

Go the distance...

[melinda]

I'm trying...

[JDGreen]

Ease his pain.....

[tha malcontent™]

Thank you guys...

I'm getting all Choked up... :cry:

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

Hey..... Dad?? You wanna have a catch??

[JDGreen]

People will come, Ray...
One of my all time favorite scenes....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qXkcPQUfJM

[tha malcontent™]

People will come, Ray...
One of my all time favorite scenes....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qXkcPQUfJM

Lord Vader...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tauLt8KGvvw&mode=related&search=

Enjoy...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I'm not supposed to be here. :shhh:

[curtis123]

I'm not supposed to be here. :shhh:

Mel's here!

[jet]

Norm :hug:



:razz:

[tha malcontent™]

Sweet... Mel's my Norm...

:)

peace...

[jet]

"It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear :D "

[Mithrastan]

http://a7.vox.com/6a00b8ea06ece0dece00d09e4dcab7be2b-320pi

[tha malcontent™]

This is getting Twisted now...

:)

peace...

[Mithrastan]

This is getting Twisted now...

so is the poor fella on the right:

http://www.gluttonsess.com/blog/snow_20monkeys_small1.jpg

[melinda]

Sweet... Mel's my Norm...

:)

peace...

:hug: beer please........

[JDGreen]

I'm not supposed to be here. :shhh:

Thank goodness you are.... I won't tell anyone...

[melinda]

Thank goodness you are.... I won't tell anyone...
thank you to both parts of that. :D
:hug:

[JDGreen]

thank you to both parts of that. :D
:hug:


You're welcome... :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

:hug: beer please........


:hug: OK then... ;)

:)

peace...

[ThrowCop]

This thread is losing it's "new car smell" Mal. :)

[gwhughes]

Its because he ate food in it.

[ThrowCop]

Check between the seats for french fries.

[tha malcontent™]

This thread is losing it's "new car smell" Mal. :)

http://www.yourcarparts.co.uk/global/air-fresheners.jpg

:)

peace...

[melinda]

still smells good to me...;)

[tha malcontent™]

still smells good to me...;)

You Rule.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

You Rule.

:)

peace...

Mal...you rule. ;)

[tha malcontent™]

Mal...you rule. ;)

No... YOU Rule!...

:)

peace...

[soupdragon]

Ooooh hellooooo, what's the gen here then ? I've been up for ages and haven't had a tinkle yet :)

[tha malcontent™]

Ooooh hellooooo, what's the gen here then ? I've been up for ages and haven't had a tinkle yet :)

Then get Tinklin', Lady!...

:)

peace...

[soupdragon]

Then get Tinklin', Lady!...

:)

peace...

I'm saving it so I have something to look forward too later :D

[tha malcontent™]

I'm saving it so I have something to look forward too later :D

Reminds me of an Carlin bit about "Takin' a ****"...

"Don't take one of mine!... I've only got 2 left and the Weekend's comin' up!"

:)

peace...

[soupdragon]

Soon be Christmas :eh:

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

Moving on up :dance:

[tha malcontent™]

Look at these Ladies Helpin' a Brotha out...

Only 50 more to go!

:)

peace...

[melinda]

here's a little help from your friends......;)

[jet]

955...not so bad.

[melinda]

we'll get there......

[tha malcontent™]

Yes... And the People that Matter are Helping!... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Bump... Cause 1K is not that Far away...

:)

peace...

[pryncessbrooke]

Morning Mal!

[tha malcontent™]

Morning Mal!

My God... You are Adorable...

Oh yeah... Mornin'! ;)

:)

peace...

[Stuball]

Macalodeon?

[tha malcontent™]

Macalodeon?

You're Missing an "l"...

:)

peace...

[pryncessbrooke]

My God... You are Adorable...

Oh yeah... Mornin'! ;)

:)

peace...

:D I can always count on you to make me feel good about myself! lol

[Stuball]

You're Missing an "l"...

:)

peace...
Malcalodeon?
does it come with cheese?

[Fire Watch]

:D I can always count on you to make me feel good about myself! lol
Dude has a mullet..picture Joe Dirt.

[tha malcontent™]

Malcalodeon?
does it come with cheese?

If you want it to...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Dude has a mullet..picture Joe Dirt.

http://www.associalisticpress.com/mullet.jpg

^Me.

:)

peace...

[Stuball]

Dude has a mullet..picture Joe Dirt.
hanging around to try to be the 1,000th poster?

[tha malcontent™]

hanging around to try to be the 1,000th poster?

Of course he is...

:)

peace...

[Mithrastan]

I have designs on # 1,000.

[Mithrastan]

Wagers on teh winnar?

[Stuball]

Wagers on teh winnar?
The real winner or the one that has to chaeat to win?If its the latter Ill put my money on Rick

[Mithrastan]

The real winner or the one that has to chaeat to win?If its the latter Ill put my money on Rick

how could one cheat?

[Stuball]

how could one cheat?
there are ways

[tha malcontent™]

1k should come around Fairly Quick now...

The Race is on!

:)

peace...

[Mithrastan]

this is the greatest music video evah

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bpV5InLw52U

[tha malcontent™]

this is the greatest music video evah

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bpV5InLw52U

We'll see about that...

:)

peace...

[Mithrastan]

We'll see about that...

:)

peace...


It goes well with your drug music theme.

[tha malcontent™]

It goes well with your drug music theme.

20 more to go...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

so I'm home now. I know it didn't even seem as though I was gone, but I was.........

[tha malcontent™]

so I'm home now. I know it didn't even seem as though I was gone, but I was.........

You're here... :hug:

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I'm here......:hug:

[tha malcontent™]

I'm here......:hug:

:hug:

I Gotta go... :(

:)

peace...

[melinda]

lol......take care of your adorable little thumb sucker. ;)

[Stuball]

thus hasnt rewached 1000 yet?

[melinda]

not yet.

[Mithrastan]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

[Stuball]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
what ?

[melinda]

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

no eyed deer.....

[Proserpina]

so I'm home now. I know it didn't even seem as though I was gone, but I was.........

Welcome back Mel! And for the record, I missed you. I hope you had a great time!

[melinda]

Welcome back Mel! And for the record, I missed you. I hope you had a great time!

:hug: you are so sweet and so thoughtful. thank you. :hug:

[soupdragon]

Howdy peeps, I'm roller blind shopping

[Fire Watch]

I'm bored

[Fire Watch]

eating a hard boiled egg

[Fire Watch]

and doing some gratuitous post padding

[soupdragon]

Eurgh:eh:

[Fire Watch]

You're welcome.

[soupdragon]

Where's my prize?

[soupdragon]

you got post 1000 Rick will cheat to make it his

Grrrrrrrrrr he better not or I'll have him :twisted:

[Fire Watch]

You wish

[soupdragon]

Whadya mean by that squire?

[soupdragon]

RICK CHEATED.......................I'm telling me mam :((

[tha malcontent™]

Where's my prize?

^I Wanted SD to get the 1,000th!... :clap:

Yeah for the Lady!

:)

peace...

[soupdragon]

^I Wanted SD to get the 1,000th!... :clap:

Yeah for the Lady!

:)

peace...

:D Now Rick can't cheat again cos you've seen it was mine, soooooooooooo there Rick bwahaahah:mrgreen:

:hug:for Mal

[tha malcontent™]

:D Now Rick can't cheat again cos you've seen it was mine, soooooooooooo there Rick bwahaahah:mrgreen:

:hug:for Mal


:hug:

:)

peace...

[soupdragon]

A take away curry, with garlic naan and a DVD for me tonight yum

[soupdragon]

I know curry.
I know garlic.
I have no idea about "naan"............hmmm

These beauties http://jugalbandi.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/naan3-copy.jpg

[melinda]

These beauties http://jugalbandi.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/naan3-copy.jpg

so besides the curry and garlic, what's in 'em? is that dough? like pizza dough or similar??

[soupdragon]

so besides the curry and garlic, what's in 'em? is that dough? like pizza dough or similar??

Yeah I guess it's very similar, here's a recipe give you a better idea http://uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/534227

Maybe you call them by a different name?

[melinda]

Yeah I guess it's very similar, here's a recipe give you a better idea http://uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/534227

Maybe you call them by a different name?

sounds wonderful. sounds like something I would love.........

[soupdragon]

sounds wonderful. sounds like something I would love.........

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants :frown:

[melinda]

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants :frown:

I had a friend that loved when her husband would go out of town. She would order in pizza and lay in bed watching tv all night eating her pizza. She always said he never had to worry about her having an affair, just worry about her getting fatter and fatter. :))

[soupdragon]

I had a friend that loved when her husband would go out of town. She would order in pizza and lay in bed watching tv all night eating her pizza. She always said he never had to worry about her having an affair, just worry about her getting fatter and fatter. :))

:)) I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
:think:

[tha malcontent™]

nice new avi, mal. :D

:hug:

Thanks...

She is Amazing, and I can't Live enough Life for her...

Her Hugs are like taps on the Shoulder from God.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

:hug:

Thanks...

She is Amazing, and I can't Live enough Life for her...

Her Hugs are like taps on the Shoulder from God.

:)

peace...

and her laughter? there is nothing as wonderful as the pure laughter of anyone, but especially of your baby........ :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

and her laughter? there is nothing as wonderful as the pure laughter of anyone, but especially of your baby........ :hug:

Amen...

:)

peace...

[soupdragon]

Hiya sweetie x

[tha malcontent™]

Hiya sweetie x

Eh?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

way to go, Mal. ;)

[JDGreen]

Hi, Mel...:D

[tha malcontent™]

way to go, Mal. ;)

;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Hi, Mel...:D

you're back!! :hug: :hug: :hug:
how was the rodeo? I want to hear all about it. :D


I'm hoping to get some pics of my trip up later today, but I gotta take my bitch of a cat to the vet this morning.......

[JDGreen]

you're back!! :hug: :hug: :hug:
how was the rodeo? I want to hear all about it. :D


I'm hoping to get some pics of my trip up later today, but I gotta take my bitch of a cat to the vet this morning.......

The rodeo was awesome... A good time was had by all.. Kind of overwhelming for it being my first year in the Association vs. just being a spectator.. The Last Chute Gate party after the Saturday night show was like nothing I've seen since college.. Good times...

[tha malcontent™]

Malcalodeon... It may not be the most Popular...

But Popular People usually Suck anyways!... ;)

(Says the UnPopular Kid who doesn't have any Friends :(()

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Aww Malky, you're popular.
Fer sher.

[JDGreen]

Aww Malky, you're popular.
Fer sher.

Yeah... What are we, egg salad??

[tha malcontent™]

Aww Malky, you're popular.
Fer sher.

Ya mean dat, Joey?...

Dey like me, Joey?...

Dey really, REALLY like me?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Yeah... What are we, egg salad??

Mmmm... Egg Salad is the Best!...

But is has to have some Taters in it.

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

Ya mean dat, Joey?...

Dey like me, Joey?...

Dey really, REALLY like me?...

:)

peace...

Yer not havin confidence issues again are ya?:neutral::razz:

[tha malcontent™]

Yer not havin confidence issues again are ya?:neutral::razz:

No, but I am being a Smartass, and that's pretty much Par for the Course... ;)

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Yeah... What are we, egg salad??

Tuna Salad... with eggs, so I understand teh confusion.

[Joeybear23]

Ya mean dat, Joey?...

Dey like me, Joey?...

Dey really, REALLY like me?...

:)

peace...

Not really, just trying to make you feel better. :angel:

[melinda]

The rodeo was awesome... A good time was had by all.. Kind of overwhelming for it being my first year in the Association vs. just being a spectator.. The Last Chute Gate party after the Saturday night show was like nothing I've seen since college.. Good times...

I'm happy you had so much fun!! :hug:

[melinda]

Malcalodeon... It may not be the most Popular...

But Popular People usually Suck anyways!... ;)

(Says the UnPopular Kid who doesn't have any Friends :(()

:)

peace...

you got friends. lots and lots of friends. :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

you got friends. lots and lots of friends. :hug:

:hug:

You Know what, it's not just your Cute Butt...

You're a Good Person all around! ;)

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

No, but I am being a Smartass, and that's pretty much Par for the Course... ;)

:)

peace...

You're on the right track... It's better to be a smart ass than a dumbass.... Any day...:D

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

Tuna Salad... with eggs, so I understand teh confusion.

I make the best chicken salad sandwich stuff :) ~ For part of it I end up using a ton of eggs sometimes it is almost egg/chicken salad ;) ~ It has a pretty sweeet flavor ~ It is one of the easiest things that I make & I just love it ~

[tha malcontent™]

I make the best chicken salad sandwich stuff :) ~ For part of it I end up using a ton of eggs sometimes it is almost egg/chicken salad ;) ~ It has a pretty sweeet flavor ~ It is one of the easiest things that I make & I just love it ~

Make me one... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!... :pray:

:)

peace...

[SugarNSpice~Cc]

Make me one... Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!... :pray:

:)

peace...

Sure thing, I will get right on it :)

[melinda]

:hug:

You Know what, it's not just your Cute Butt...

You're a Good Person all around! ;)

:)

peace...

thank you, mal. you're a good person yourself. ;)

[tha malcontent™]

Sure thing, I will get right on it :)

Thanks a bunch!... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

thank you, mal. you're a good person yourself. ;)

Oh, go on!...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
She looks at the flabbergasted teller; and, without missing a beat, she says, "Well, that's great! That's really great! Some *******'s got my pen.

[soupdragon]

I gotta remeber that one Mel :))

[tha malcontent™]

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
She looks at the flabbergasted teller; and, without missing a beat, she says, "Well, that's great! That's really great! Some *******'s got my pen.

Quality...

Took me some time to Figure out the *'s... ;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I gotta remeber that one Mel :))

I can see you pulling that one off!! :))

[tha malcontent™]

:))

Until I got to that Specific "Body Part", I had some Odd Conclusions about the Joke... ;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Until I got to that Specific "Body Part", I had some Odd Conclusions about the Joke... ;)

:)

peace...

:))....well, this one makes sense. hmmm. maybe the other ones did too.

[JDGreen]

um, Deere, clean out your PM's. I was gonna send you a PM, but you can't accept anymore....so here is the PM I was sending you. ;)


the pick up belongs to the guy w/ the sweaty t-shirt. :)) he's from Texas, but now lives in the fat middle of Alabama, Auburn and Georgia country. He was so excited there were other longhorn fans around, he was my best friend the rest of the night. he was a really nice guy, and my sister knows him real well. :D

Looks and sounds like you had a great time!!:D Reminds me of the 2003 Holiday Bowl....:whistle:

[tha malcontent™]

:))....well, this one makes sense. hmmm. maybe the other ones did too.

Reminds me of calling Numbers that Spelled things and asking People on the other end if they new it...

That would be "Harrassment" these days.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

no fun anymore....bring back the fun!! :D