The mel and mal Variety Show™

[melinda]

I like spiritual/political Mel. Very deep. Thanks Melinda!

you are more than welcome, hughes. :hug:
something to always remember.

[melinda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT3Xtjbk40E&feature=related

[melinda]

where's my friend mal? where is he? :hug:

[gwhughes]

You be careful over there melinda, hurricane dolly is on her way, 10-20" of rain expected.

[melinda]

You be careful over there melinda, hurricane dolly is on her way, 10-20" of rain expected.

I'd be happy to get that............and thank you, hughes for looking out for me. :hug:

[gwhughes]

I made a thread today in WP, but I later realized ArmyMajRetired beat me to the punch.

[melinda]

I made a thread today in WP, but I later realized ArmyMajRetired beat me to the punch.

where's my rain???? so far I got nothing...........



morning, mal. :hug:


morning, hughes. :hug:


morning, Chuck!! :)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[gwhughes]

It's right at your front door if you're in S.Texas Mel. Go fly a kite! 75 mph winds though, might wanna anchor down. Tie yourself to a deuce n1/2. I'm sure the National Guard would appreciate it;)

[melinda]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/fun%20pics/w221.jpg

[melinda]

It's right at your front door if you're in S.Texas Mel. Go fly a kite! 75 mph winds though, might wanna anchor down. Tie yourself to a deuce n1/2. I'm sure the National Guard would appreciate it;)

I'm not that far south....so far I've got cloudy skies and a bit of wind.....flying the kite sounds fun though. :)

[gwhughes]

Admit it, it's not the kite flying that's blowing your skirt up. Rather the getting tied to the deuce n1/2 and having those guardsmen drool over you. :)

[melinda]

Admit it, it's not the kite flying that's blowing your skirt up. Rather the getting tied to the deuce n1/2 and having those guardsmen drool over you. :)

:))

[tha malcontent™]

where's my friend mal? where is he? :hug:

:hug:

Right here, Lady!...

Happy Hump Day!... As it has been for a Few now, it's another Dry one in D-Town!...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

still dry here too....:((

[tha malcontent™]

still dry here too....:((

We NEED Rain...

I Should've Voted for Algore! :((

:)

peace...

[free2B]

We NEED Rain...

I Should've Voted for Algore! :((

:)

peace...

it's been raining here for several days finally broke the dry spell:clap:

[free2B]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/fun%20pics/w221.jpg

Happy Wednesday to you too melinda but she is only happy cause her dolly lost her head:shifty:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

Good Morning, Chuck!!! :)
how are you today?

[melinda]

where's my friend, mal???


morning mal!! :hug:

[melinda]

Happy Wednesday to you too melinda but she is only happy cause her dolly lost her head:shifty:

I love that picture!!!

[tha malcontent™]

Good Morning, Chuck!!! :)
how are you today?

:hug:

:hug:

:hug:

And to FGC, and F2B... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasup!...

To Rest... Howdy!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

I love that picture!!!

I Love your Avie!... Did you ever Explain it?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/fun%20pics/918a84e1fe19fe39eedd9627b53c5be41.jpg

[melinda]

Good Morning, mal....:hug:

Good Morning, Chuck!! :)

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?'
and he said 'no'.
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock
his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.'
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

:)) enjoy your Friday, everyone......... :)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!! (BTW, excellent piece on BHO in the ReconoLodge!)

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

mal....how happy were Ma and Pa to get their hands on that newest addition? :)
those were great pictures.....

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[gwhughes]

Chello.

[free2B]

Good Morning, mal....:hug:

Good Morning, Chuck!! :)

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?'
and he said 'no'.
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock
his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.'
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

:)) enjoy your Friday, everyone......... :)

:))

[free2B]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

Good Morning chuck, hugh, melinda:hug: and mal and all the rest of y'all:D

[gwhughes]

Thats awesome Melinda!!:))

[melinda]

glad I could help you laugh, hughes......:)


Happy Saturday, Everyone........:hug:

[melinda]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/fun%20pics/thtea1.gif

[free2B]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/fun%20pics/thtea1.gif

I hope that's coffee melinda:hug: hope I don't break the cup:eek:

[melinda]

Happy Sunday, free. :hug:

[melinda]

Where's my mal? :((



hello, mal............wherever you are. :hug:

[free2B]

Happy Sunday, free. :hug:

thanks melinda:hug: Happy Sunday to you too:exclaim: finally made it to the beach on Friday had a great time and toured airlie gardens next time I'll bring the camera:think:

[tha malcontent™]

Where's my mal? :((



hello, mal............wherever you are. :hug:

:hug: I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!...

I Tool Fryday Off, and we went to the Mountains for a couple of Days...

It was VERY Nice.

Like his Sister before him, the Boy Travels Well.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

:hug: I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!...

I Tool Fryday Off, and we went to the Mountains for a couple of Days...

It was VERY Nice.

Like his Sister before him, the Boy Travels Well.

:)

peace...

wonderful, mal.
glad you all had a great time!! :)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[free2B]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

Good Morning chuck, melinda:hug: mal and all of y'all:)

[melinda]

morning, mal. :hug:

morning, free. :hug:

morning, Chuck! :)

[tha malcontent™]

:hug: Morning mel not hug Chuck!...

FGC...

F2B...

And those I don't Currently See!...

Si?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/07-26-2008-kdk-1.jpg

^There's my lil one with her First Ticket to Ride a Train...

She Loves Trains!...

I Rode that Same Train when I was her Age over 30 Years Ago...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I love trains too.....the rhythm is so relaxing.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[tha malcontent™]

FGC... What up in your Ford Reality this Fine Morn'?...

:)

peace...

[Joeybear23]

Drinks are on Mal and Da Girl.

[free2B]

I love trains too.....the rhythm is so relaxing.

the rhythm of the ride is great melinda:hug: but the sound of the whistle:whistle: in the middle of the night can get annoying:eek:

[free2B]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/07-26-2008-kdk-1.jpg

^There's my lil one with her First Ticket to Ride a Train...

She Loves Trains!...

I Rode that Same Train when I was her Age over 30 Years Ago...

:)

peace...

great pics mal I love trains too:)

[tha malcontent™]

Drinks are on Mal and Da Girl.

Joey... Brother... How are you?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Joey was here!!!! :)

How in the world are you, Joey????

[melinda]

Good Morning, mal, my friend....:hug:

how is life going for you these days?

[Joeybear23]

Well, the family has had a rough year: lot's of highs and lows.

Long story short: we're getting through it all.

We have more blessings than we can count, though.

[melinda]

Well, the family has had a rough year: lot's of highs and lows.

Long story short: we're getting through it all.

We have more blessings than we can count, though.

sums up life, don't you think?
God never promised we wouldn't have rough patches....He just promised He would be there to help us get through them.....

...and in the end, the blessings are what it's all about.
I'm happy to see you back, Joey, whether it's to stay or whether it's just to "pop in", it's great to hear from you. :)

[tha malcontent™]

Good Morning, mal, my friend....:hug:

how is life going for you these days?


:hug:

Busy!...

But I Know what I have, and Appreciate it Every Waking Moment!

You?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

:hug:

Busy!...

But I Know what I have, and Appreciate it Every Waking Moment!

You?...

:)

peace...

you are always an inspiration, mal.
I love how much you love and adore your family. :)

my life is absolutely wonderful ... I am so happy and so very, very blessed. :)

[melinda]

1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
--Author Unknown

2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
--Author Unknown

3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey

4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy

5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
--Dave Barry

6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger

7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
--Paula Poundstone

8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."
--Conan O'Brien

9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner."
--Lynda Montgomery

10) "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said , 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough.
Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni

11) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
--Johnny Carson

12) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez

13) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida , but they turned sixty and that's the law."
--Jerry Seinfeld

14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson

15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many.
Monogamy is the same."
--Oscar Wilde

16) "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But I repeat myself." --Mark Twain

17) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan "
--A. Whitney Brown

18) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"
--Dave Barry

19) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
--Unknown, presumed deceased (Yes, a man killed by a woman)

20) "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
--W. C. Fields

And lastly: Why in the hell should I have to "Press 1 for English?"
--Every American

[melinda]

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

[melinda]

mal? mal? where are you? hey mal!!!


:hug: :hug: :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

mal? mal? where are you? hey mal!!!


:hug: :hug: :hug:

Sorry Lady...

My Momma is not Well again... :(

I had to Call 911 for her yesterday Morning and she is in the Hospital again.

She had Congestive Heart Failure and she can't Seem to Shake this Pnuemonia...

She is Better Today though!

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Sorry Lady...

My Momma is not Well again... :(

I had to Call 911 for her yesterday Morning and she is in the Hospital again.

She had Congestive Heart Failure and she can't Seem to Shake this Pnuemonia...

She is Better Today though!

:)

peace...

:hug: :hug: :hug:
will be praying.........

[tha malcontent™]

:hug: :hug: :hug:
will be praying.........

Thank you Lady...

That's what my Avie and Comment is about...

That's a Lake by our Cabin...

When I was a little boy, that was my Favorite Place to be...

Mom in the Front Room Reading with the TV on...

Dad in the Kitchen puttin' Coal in the Stove with Country Music on...

Me Playin' with my Toys on the Hill...

You could Hear a Dog Barking across Town...

If I could Compartmentalize that out of Reality... I'd go back.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Thank you Lady...

That's what my Avie and Comment is about...

That's a Lake by our Cabin...

When I was a little boy, that was my Favorite Place to be...

Mom in the Front Room Reading with the TV on...

Dad in the Kitchen puttin' Coal in the Stove with Country Music on...

Me Playin' with my Toys on the Hill...

You could Hear a Dog Barking across Town...

If I could Compartmentalize that out of Reality... I'd go back.

:)

peace...

but, Sweetie, then you wouldn't have your own little family.
Memories are often times so bittersweet b/c they make us so happy and yet so sad all at the same time. You've had a great and blessed life...........enjoy today, but cherish your yesterdays. Hold those you love close, but realize that ultimately they belong to God and His World, not us and this world. :hug: :hug: :hug:

your childhood sounds truly precious. I know you are making many wonderful memories for your children to reflect back on one day when they are grown and on their own...........:)

[tha malcontent™]

but, Sweetie, then you wouldn't have your own little family.
Memories are often times so bittersweet b/c they make us so happy and yet so sad all at the same time. You've had a great and blessed life...........enjoy today, but cherish your yesterdays. Hold those you love close, but realize that ultimately they belong to God and His World, not us and this world. :hug: :hug: :hug:

your childhood sounds truly precious. I know you are making many wonderful memories for your children to reflect back on one day when they are grown and on their own...........:)

:hug:

I wouldn't Trade my lil Family for the World!...

Just being Sad, that's all... :(

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

I Need a Hug from my mel!...

:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[tha malcontent™]

FGC!...

Where's mel?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I Need a Hug from my mel!...

:)

peace...

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[melinda]

FGC!...

Where's mel?...

:)

peace...

mel went to Lake Charles for a couple days......:)

[tha malcontent™]

mel went to Lake Charles for a couple days......:)

mel is Blessed!... :hug:

How are ya, Lady?

:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

[melinda]

mel is Blessed!... :hug:

How are ya, Lady?

:)

peace...

Good Morning, mal. :hug:
I am doing wonderfully. I am truly blessed...as are you. :)

[melinda]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning, Chuck!! :)
How are you doing this fine Monday?
How's life treating you these days....?

[curtis123]

Good mornin' Mel and Mal.

[melinda]

Good Monday Morning, Cowboy....:)
How goes it with you and the family these days?

[curtis123]

Good Monday Morning, Cowboy....:)
How goes it with you and the family these days?
Psst. It's tuesday.

Life is still good, regardless. Bride and kids are doing well.

[melinda]

Psst. It's tuesday.

Life is still good, regardless. Bride and kids are doing well.

:)) :)) :))
by golly it is............crap. I was out of town for a few days.
Today is MY Monday.

thanks for helping me out .....;)

[tha malcontent™]

Curtis!... FGC!...

How goes your Toosday?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://associalisticpress.com/08-03-2008-jmk-kdk.jpg

^Makes it ALL Worth it...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

http://associalisticpress.com/08-03-2008-jmk-kdk.jpg

^Makes it ALL Worth it...

:)

peace...

aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee.....how sweet!

[chichimama]

http://associalisticpress.com/08-03-2008-jmk-kdk.jpg

^Makes it ALL Worth it...

:)

peace...

How adorable! :hug: Time to make a photo album in your profile, mal. :)

[melinda]

http://associalisticpress.com/08-03-2008-jmk-kdk.jpg

^Makes it ALL Worth it...

:)

peace...

my daughter says "awwwweeee"...I showed my daughter your picture. :)

[tha malcontent™]

Thanks Ladies... :hug:

They are my World...

:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

Good Morning, mal. :hug:

Good Morning, Chuck! :)

[tha malcontent™]

FGC!...

my mel!... :hug:

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Welcome to

http://www.associalisticpress.com/mel-m-n-m.jpg http://www.associalisticpress.com/mal-m-n-m.jpg

The mel and mal Morning Show™

Pull up a Computer and Start your Morning out right with Hannity's Most Famous M&M...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctliiahtl1w&feature=related

Come on Filp!... Let's Boogie...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

bringing back memories.................:)


Good Morning, mal. :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

bringing back memories.................:)


Good Morning, mal. :hug:


:hug:

Mornin' Lady!...

We Made it Through the Tornadoes Last Evening!

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Thank God!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

Thank God!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

My Wife was Freakin' some...

I've always Enjoyed Extreme Weather...

:)

peace...

[curtis123]

My Wife was Freakin' some...

I've always Enjoyed Extreme Weather...

:)

peace...

My mother-in law always freaks during severe weather.

Ever since that house landed on her sister...

[tha malcontent™]

My mother-in law always freaks during severe weather.

Ever since that house landed on her sister...

:naughty: ...

:))

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Presenting... My Son:

http://www.associalisticpress.com/08-07-2008-jmk.jpg

:)

peace...

[melinda]

My Wife was Freakin' some...

I've always Enjoyed Extreme Weather...

:)

peace...

I, too, love extreme weather......amazing to watch

[melinda]

Presenting... My Son:

http://www.associalisticpress.com/08-07-2008-jmk.jpg

:)

peace...

aaaaaawwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee


so precious. :)

[tha malcontent™]

aaaaaawwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee


so precious. :)

Going Home to see him, his Big Sis, and my Best Friend right now!...

Stopping to Pick the Parents up some Grub on the way...

Happy Fryday Greater Hannityland!

:)

peace...

[melinda]

what a special way to spend a Friday night....:hug:

[tha malcontent™]

what a special way to spend a Friday night....:hug:

That's what it's all about!... :hug:

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=779681

^Look what I did... :shhh:

:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

[melinda]

Good Morning, mal. :hug:

Good Morning, Chuck! :)

[tha malcontent™]

Good Morning, mal. :hug:

Good Morning, Chuck! :)

:hug::hug::hug:

Milton Farp!... You go Gurl!...

And a What-up to FGC and the Remainder of Greater Hannityland...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I've learned that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes for true love.

I've learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I've learned that you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I've learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

I've learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I've learned that money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I've learned that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I've learned that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I've learned that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many years you have lived.

I've learned that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I've learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I've learned that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.

I've learned that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I've learned that two people can look at the same thing and see something totally different.

I've learned that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I've learned that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you you will find the strength to help.

I've learned that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I've learned that the people you care about most in life are sometimes taken from you too soon

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

[melinda]

Good Morning, mal. :hug:

Good Morning, Chuck. :)

[free2B]

I've learned that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes for true love.

I've learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I've learned that you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I've learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.

I've learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I've learned that money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I've learned that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I've learned that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I've learned that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many years you have lived.

I've learned that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I've learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I've learned that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.

I've learned that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I've learned that two people can look at the same thing and see something totally different.

I've learned that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I've learned that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you you will find the strength to help.

I've learned that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I've learned that the people you care about most in life are sometimes taken from you too soon

Proverbs 4-7:Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom; and with all thy getting get understanding.

Proverbs 2-2: So that thou incline thine ear unto wisdom, and apply thine heart to understanding;
3: Yea if thou cryest after knowledge, and liftest up thy voice for understanding;
4: If thou seekest her as silver, and searchest for her as for hid treasures;
5: Then shalt thou understand the fear of the Lord, and find the knowledge of God.
6: For the Lord giveth wisdom for the righteous: he is a buckler to them that walk uprightly.
8: He keepeth the paths of judgement, and preserveth the way of his saints.
9:Then shalt thou understand righteousness, and judgment, and equity; yea, every good path.
10: When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul;
11: Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee:
12. ......

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

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[tha malcontent™]

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:hug:

Howdy Lady!...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

how've you been, mal? :hug:
how's the family?

[tha malcontent™]

how've you been, mal? :hug:
how's the family?

Busy... Good!...

That's my Boy in my Avie... For now. ;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

adorable as always, mal.....:)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

Good Morning, mal. :hug:

Good Morning, Chuck!!! :)

[free2B]

Good Morning, mal. :hug:

Good Morning, Chuck!!! :)

Good Morning melinda:hug: and all of y'all:)

[tha malcontent™]

Mornin' mel!...:hug:

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=787741

Check ^ that out...

And an Fine How-do-you-do to the Rest of you too!...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Sappy Haturday, mel!... :hug:

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Blessed Sunday Morning to you mal. :hug:



...and to everyone else. :)

[free2B]

Blessed Sunday Morning to you mal. :hug:



...and to everyone else. :)

and to you also melinda:hug:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

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[melinda]

Good Morning, mal....:hug:

Good Morning, Chuck!!! :)



how was everyone's weekend? I had a great one....
my niece got married on Saturday:
Friday was the rehearsal dinner which was very nice and I met a lot of wonderful people.
Saturday was the wedding and a lot of my family who I have not seen in a long time was there.........plus, obviously my sister's entire family. It was a nice. and fun.
Sunday stayed home and bar-b-qued chicken. Had all the dogs over....they love our pool.

[republicanprincess]

Morning ya'll!

[jet]

Hey Mal, Mel, RP, Chuck....

Sounds like a great weekend, Mel! We took our dog to Point Isabel on Saturday to beat the heat. It's an off leash park by the Bay (made infamous by Scott Peterson :evil) Rest of the weekend was peaceful and productive.

[melinda]

Hey Mal, Mel, RP, Chuck....

Sounds like a great weekend, Mel! We took our dog to Point Isabel on Saturday to beat the heat. It's an off leash park by the Bay (made infamous by Scott Peterson :evil) Rest of the weekend was peaceful and productive.

last night I had my daughter's Springer Spaniel and lab plus my son's German Shepherd all swimming in my pool....they were so much fun. :)
my two dogs and my daughter's one other one were happy just to watch....

[jet]

last night I had my daughter's Springer Spaniel and lab plus my son's German Shepherd all swimming in my pool....they were so much fun. :)
my two dogs and my daughter's one other one were happy just to watch....

I love watching dogs frolic..so carefree and just goofy. I love the off leash dog parks for that reason. It's therapy in a way.

You had some high energy at your place last night! Springers are just that....springs :))

[melinda]

Morning ya'll!

Good Morning!!

[melinda]

I love watching dogs frolic..so carefree and just goofy. I love the off leash dog parks for that reason. It's therapy in a way.

You had some high energy at your place last night! Springers are just that....springs :))

the Springer was so much fun.....:))
the lab and the shepherd would chase after a toy, but the springer just swam in circles. He didn't care whether there was a toy or not...he was just enjoying himself in the water.

[jet]

the Springer was so much fun.....:))
the lab and the shepherd would chase after a toy, but the springer just swam in circles. He didn't care whether there was a toy or not...he was just enjoying himself in the water.

Awww....don't ya just love dogs? And one that can entertain himself :))

[tha malcontent™]

Good Morning, mal....:hug:

Good Morning, Chuck!!! :)



how was everyone's weekend? I had a great one....
my niece got married on Saturday:
Friday was the rehearsal dinner which was very nice and I met a lot of wonderful people.
Saturday was the wedding and a lot of my family who I have not seen in a long time was there.........plus, obviously my sister's entire family. It was a nice. and fun.
Sunday stayed home and bar-b-qued chicken. Had all the dogs over....they love our pool.

Sounds like a Nice Weekend!...

Friday we had People in from Ponca City on their way to the Races @ the Flats in Utah...

Saturday I went to the Kid Gym with the lil girl and then we had Pictures of the FamDamly Done...

Saturday eve I Hung out and Waxed Nostalgic with my Hispanic World Correspondent for ap...

Known One Bacadeus since we were 5...

He's HQ'd out of Santa Barbara these days...

We Watched The Sweetest Thing while the Wife was Awake and then it was the Classic, Things to do in Denver when you are Dead...

Sunday we went to Choich...

Then to Breakfast...

Then for a Drive in Golden...

Then to Work...

On the Sabbath?...

Yep.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Hey Mal, Mel, RP, Chuck....

Sounds like a great weekend, Mel! We took our dog to Point Isabel on Saturday to beat the heat. It's an off leash park by the Bay (made infamous by Scott Peterson :evil) Rest of the weekend was peaceful and productive.

Howdy Jet!...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Sounds like a Nice Weekend!...

Friday we had People in from Ponca City on their way to the Races @ the Flats in Utah...

Saturday I went to the Kid Gym with the lil girl and then we had Pictures of the FamDamly Done...

Saturday eve I Hung out and Waxed Nostalgic with my Hispanic World Correspondent for ap...

Known One Bacadeus since we were 5...

He's HQ'd out of Santa Barbara these days...

We Watched The Sweetest Thing while the Wife was Awake and then it was the Classic, Things to do in Denver when you are Dead...

Sunday we went to Choich...

Then to Breakfast...

Then for a Drive in Golden...

Then to Work...

On the Sabbath?...

Yep.

:)

peace...

friends and family and God....what could be better? :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

friends and family and God....what could be better? :hug:

:hug:

http://www.associalisticpress.com/08-16-2008-jmk.jpg

^My Boy...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

he looks a lot like his sister..........

[jet]

That is so precious!!!! Adorable little fellow, Mal!

And ya know, I'm spending too much time on here. I dreamt I ended up in Denver as a reporter and interviewed Mal as his little boy started school. In the dream, he was a mathematical geninus and in spite of being in kindegarten, he had already passed the math portion of the SAT....

Totally bizarre dream. But it was definitely Mal and definitely his little guy.

[melinda]

I had a dream about signcut the other week....unfortunately it was completely on the "up and up" :))

[jet]

I had a dream about signcut the other week....unfortunately it was completely on the "up and up" :))

:))

I had a dream that FW was a roofing contractor....but that was on the up and up, too.

I don't think FW would appreciate me having a non up and up dream about him :))

[tha malcontent™]

he looks a lot like his sister..........

On my Main Page of my Site I have Comparison of them at about the Same Age...

It's Trippy.

But then again they both have the Same Parents...

I'm Still Not Sure my Wife is his Mother though! ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

That is so precious!!!! Adorable little fellow, Mal!

And ya know, I'm spending too much time on here. I dreamt I ended up in Denver as a reporter and interviewed Mal as his little boy started school. In the dream, he was a mathematical geninus and in spite of being in kindegarten, he had already passed the math portion of the SAT....

Totally bizarre dream. But it was definitely Mal and definitely his little guy.

I'm all up in your Nugget!... :mrgreen:

:)

peace...

[jet]

I'm all up in your Nugget!... :mrgreen:

:)

peace...

;) So if your little guy passes the math portion of the SAT before Kindegarten, you can call me psychic ;)

[tha malcontent™]

;) So if your little guy passes the math portion of the SAT before Kindegarten, you can call me psychic ;)

I'll be MORE than Happy to Credit you for that Prediction, Jet!... :hug:

:)

peace...

[jet]

I'll be MORE than Happy to Credit you for that Prediction, Jet!... :hug:

:)

peace...


Thank you, Mal :hug:

I'm sure though, coming from two stellar people such as you and Mrs. Mal, both the little girl and little guy are going to be exceptional. More so than they already are ;)

[melinda]

On my Main Page of my Site I have Comparison of them at about the Same Age...

It's Trippy.

But then again they both have the Same Parents...

I'm Still Not Sure my Wife is his Mother though! ;)

:)

peace...

believe it or not, my kids looked alike as babies............but that was the end of it. :))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

Good Morning, mal. :hug:

Good Morning, Chuck!! :)

Good Morning All!!!

[tha malcontent™]

Mornin' mel!... :hug:

FGC!...

Greater Hannityland!...

My Daughter is just Finishing up Dance Class!...

Her First one.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

I PM'd you a Pic, mel...

The little one is getting to Old for me to Post Pics of her like that one on the Open Forum, but I Thought I'd Share it with you...

My Avie is a Mini of it...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I PM'd you a Pic, mel...

The little one is getting to Old for me to Post Pics of her like that one on the Open Forum, but I Thought I'd Share it with you...

My Avie is a Mini of it...

:)

peace...
thank you, mal, for sharing that with me.
it's a great picture, mal. and yes, she is growing up...whether you want her to or not. ;)


:hug:

[free2B]

thank you, mal, for sharing that with me.
it's a great picture, mal. and yes, she is growing up...whether you want her to or not. ;)


:hug:

reminds of the time melinda:hug: we climbed to the top of the highest peak in the Catskills for a geology field trip, me and my partner were the 1st to the top, the view was awesome. also found a trilobite:clap: and several other fossils:cool: great fun:)

[free2B]

"It's easier to go down a hill than up it ... but the view is much better at the top.

:hug:[/QUOTE]

reminds of the time melinda:hug: we climbed to the top of the highest peak in the Catskills for a geology field trip, me and my partner were the 1st to the top, the view was awesome. also found a trilobite upstate NY:clap: and several other fossils:cool: great fun:)

[tha malcontent™]

thank you, mal, for sharing that with me.
it's a great picture, mal. and yes, she is growing up...whether you want her to or not. ;)


:hug:

Happy and Sad Every Single Day, I am....

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Happy and Sad Every Single Day, I am....

:)

peace...

concentrate on the happy....you are going to have so very many milestones with both of your little ones. each and every one of them a blessing. :hug:

[melinda]

"It's easier to go down a hill than up it ... but the view is much better at the top.

:hug:

reminds of the time melinda:hug: we climbed to the top of the highest peak in the Catskills for a geology field trip, me and my partner were the 1st to the top, the view was awesome. also found a trilobite upstate NY:clap: and several other fossils:cool: great fun:)

I knew that you were referring to my sigline. I'm glad it helped bring back a great memory for you, free. :hug:

[free2B]

I knew that you were referring to my sigline. I'm glad it helped bring back a great memory for you, free. :hug:

it definitely did melinda:hug: it was an awesome trip by bus to Kingston NY to dig fossils, and then on to climbing mtns. I never got to ask the Professor why water runs downhill from the inside of the mtn.

[Darkwind]

Where the hell is the coffee?

Ah..never mind. I have to get to bed. Its early.

Kind of reminds Me of the Grateful Dead song.

"Must be getting early, the clocks are running late"

:mrgreen:

A touch of grey I definitely have.

Old I am.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

Great Wednesday Morning, mal....:hug:


Great Wednesday Morning, Chuck!! :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

And a Happy Hump Day to you, mel!...:hug:

It's a Dry one here in D-Town!

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Now, where exactly is this Milton Farp chap?!

:think: :think: :think:

he's not a chap.....;)

[melinda]

:)) :)) :))


it's kinda like a boy named "Sue".

[republicanprincess]

"How do you DO? My name is SUE!" :mrgreen:

[melinda]

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles
were all in one Accord.

Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.


Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.


Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan.)

PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . 'He-brews'

KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!
Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

...Faith, Hope & Love -- but the greatest of these is LOVE.
1Corinthians13:13

[FoxGranadaChuck]

q. What kind of man was boaz before he married ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in germany ?
A. German shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the bible?
A. Noah he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the nile and drew out a
little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the bible?
A. Jehovah drove adam and eve out of the garden in a fury. David's triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a honda, because the apostles
were all in one accord.

Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.


Q. Which servant of god was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.


Q. Which area of palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around jordan . The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the bible?
A. David. He rocked goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the ark ?
A. Because noah was standing on the deck. ( groan.)

ps... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the bible. It says . . 'he-brews'

keep smiling!!!! God loves you bunches and bunches!!!!
Friends are god's way of taking care of us.

...faith, hope & love -- but the greatest of these is love.
1corinthians13:13


:)) :)) :)) :))

[free2B]

:)) :)) :)) :))

Good afternoon chuck, melinda:hug: princess;) mal, and all the rest of y'all, have a great wednesday!

[tha malcontent™]

"How do you DO? My name is SUE!" :mrgreen:

Anything but Sue!...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

:))

[Rhonda]

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles
were all in one Accord.

Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.


Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.


Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan.)

PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . 'He-brews'

KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!
Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

...Faith, Hope & Love -- but the greatest of these is LOVE.
1Corinthians13:13

LOL...those are great Melinda...but so are you

Faith Hope and Love indeed!

[melinda]

LOL...those are great Melinda...but so are you

Faith Hope and Love indeed!

thank you, Rhonda....:)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/days/thabsnags2028164291.gif


mal...:hug:

Chuck!! :)

[FoxGranadaChuck]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/days/thabsnags2028164291.gif


mal...:hug:

Chuck!! :)


I bet that Mal is REALLY looking forward to next week.....

:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


LOL

[melinda]

I'm sure................:))

[melinda]

I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an affair ...











She turned to me and asked ......

'Are you having it catered???'

(And THAT, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!)

[melinda]

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight 'safety lecture' and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

1. On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit
where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, 'People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!'

2. On a Continental Flight with a very 'senior' flight attendant crew, the pilot said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.'

3. On landing, the stewardess said, 'Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have.

4. 'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane'

5. 'Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.'

6. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: 'Whoa, big fella. WHOA!'

7. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, 'Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.'

8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: 'Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.'

9. 'In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.'

10. 'Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines.'

11. 'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.'

12. 'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. But please do not leave children or spouses.'

13. And from the pilot during his welcome message: 'Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!'

14. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, 'That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt.'

15. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!'

16. Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: 'We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.'

17. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. Of course, the airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a 'Thanks for flying our airline.' He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, 'Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?' 'Why, no, Ma'am,' said the pilot. 'What is it?' The little old lady said, 'Did we land, or were we shot down?'

18. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the
terminal.'

19. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: 'We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you' ll think of US Airways.'

20. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. 'Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em.'

21. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and, after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!' A passenger in Coach yelled, 'That's nothing. You should see the back of mine.

[gwhughes]

:)) back of mine.

[melinda]

:))

[tha malcontent™]

mel!... :hug:

Rhonda!... :hug:

FGC!...

GW!...

Greater Hannityland!...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=33659931&postcount=2531

^For mel...

I have a Policy...

I don't Work on CHRISTmas Eve or my Hatchday...

I didn't Used to have a Policy, then I got that one.

Evenin' Kids.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=33659931&postcount=2531

^For mel...

I have a Policy...

I don't Work on CHRISTmas Eve or my Hatchday...

I didn't Used to have a Policy, then I got that one.

Evenin' Kids.

:)

peace...

God's taking care of her, mal.
and you. :hug:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[Rhonda]

mel!... :hug:

Rhonda!... :hug:

FGC!...

GW!...

Greater Hannityland!...

:)

peace...

Hey there Birthday boy...I wish you a very very Happy Birthday, you were one of the first people I noticed when I joined hannity..because you were so kind to me :hug:

Have a fun day Mal!

[melinda]

hope you have a very special day today, mal.....happy birthday, my friend. :hug:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/birthdays/thDaddyBear-41.jpg

[free2B]

hope you have a very special day today, mal.....happy birthday, my friend. :hug:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/birthdays/thDaddyBear-41.jpg

Good Morning melinda:hug: and Happy Birthday mal:dance: papa bear looks serious I wonder how mama bear is taking it:shifty:

[melinda]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/days/SMILE_FRIDAY1.jpg

[melinda]

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human Beings
are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went
Sssss, Sssss, Sssss" and before he could say "****," the Rottweiler ate
him!

[melinda]

Especially for the Ladies !

PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!




I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)


I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company, I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.




I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have a home of their own.




I don't Spring Clean because .
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous




I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because .
My husband will never be able to find them again.




I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me
over for dinner.




I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say 'Permanent Press'.




I don't stress much on anything because ...
'A Type' personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!





REMEMBER . . . .

a clean house is a sign of a broken computer...;)

[tha malcontent™]

hope you have a very special day today, mal.....happy birthday, my friend. :hug:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/birthdays/thDaddyBear-41.jpg

:hug:

:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[tha malcontent™]

What up, FGC!...

mel... :hug:

:)

peace...

[melinda]

mal....:hug: :hug: :hug:

how's she like dance????

[tha malcontent™]

mal....:hug: :hug: :hug:

how's she like dance????

She Loved it!... She's a Natural...

On another Note...

Prayers for my Momma are Welcome... :(

She's not Good at all...

I can't do anything about it, and it's Frustrating...

Speaks to my Shortcoming as a Human, I Guess...

I Feel like I can Fix this, but I Can't...

And it's not about me to begin with...

I am Trying to Keep my Mind Positive and off of the Negative but it's Not Working very well...

She's in Rehab still... They are "making her Comfortable"... <Irritating Ambiguous Crap that they won't Expand on...

I am about to go up and see her this Morning...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

She Loved it!... She's a Natural...

On another Note...

Prayers for my Momma are Welcome... :(

She's not Good at all...

I can't do anything about it, and it's Frustrating...

Speaks to my Shortcoming as a Human, I Guess...

I Feel like I can Fix this, but I Can't...

And it's not about me to begin with...

I am Trying to Keep my Mind Positive and off of the Negative but it's Not Working very well...

She's in Rehab still... They are "making her Comfortable"... <Irritating Ambiguous Crap that they won't Expand on...

I am about to go up and see her this Morning...

:)

peace...

that's so adorable about your little dancer.....:)


and as for your momma, I've been keeping her and your family in my prayers for a long time now. I know you want to help, but sometimes we just can't. We have to trust that God is in control and He is taking better and more loving care of your momma than you can imagine. :hug: :hug: :hug:

[HF917]

Happy Birthday Mal..... ol' pal..... :hug:

[melinda]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/days/monday-11.jpg

[melinda]

mal....................:hug: :hug: :hug:

praying for your momma, you and the entire family. :pray:

[HF917]

mal....................:hug: :hug: :hug:

praying for your momma, you and the entire family. :pray:

I'll second that.

:hug:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

Good morning, Chuck!! :)

[melinda]

HF....I love your sig line.
very good.
very true.
:)

[HF917]

HF....I love your sig line.
very good.
very true.
:)

:razz: I love yours as well. It's good advice when posting on these boards. :whistle:

[melinda]

1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5 year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'


2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'


3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her
struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4 year-old daughter to answer the
phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
hitting the bottle.'


4) MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement
and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy
before?'


5) POLICE # 1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was
interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my
uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?' 'Yes,' I answered and continued writing
the report. 'My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police.
Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'


6) POLICE # 2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked. 'It sure is,' I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'


7) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4 year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'


8) DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw
her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
suit.' 'And why not, darling?' 'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'


9) DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)


10) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[tha malcontent™]

Mornin' mel!... :hug: :hug: :hug:

Greater Hannityland!...

The Morning Show Crew!...

:)

peace...

[free2B]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

Good Morning chuck, melinda:hug: mal and all of y'all!:)

[HF917]

Mal... how is everything going?!.....

:hug:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

Good Morning, mal. :hug:
how is your momma?
how are you?



Good Morning, Chuck!! :)

[tha malcontent™]

Good Morning, mal. :hug:
how is your momma?
how are you?



Good Morning, Chuck!! :)

:hug:

She is Better...

Kaiser is Pushing Towards Hospice Care @ Home...

Very Sad.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

:hug:

She is Better...

Kaiser is Pushing Towards Hospice Care @ Home...

Very Sad.

:)

peace...

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Joeybear23]

Morning bro's n' bra's

[tha malcontent™]

Morning bro's n' bra's

Thinking of Milton Farp's Bra because of that Post...

^Creepy Stalker Comment!... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Thinking of Milton Farp's Bra because of that Post...

^Creepy Stalker Comment!... ;)

:)

peace...

^True Story... I just Typed "Bar" instead of "Bra" 3 Times before I got it Right...

Time to Call AA.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

:)) :)) :))

[Joeybear23]

Mal, your bra is showing.

Mel, Hi :)

[melinda]

Hey, Joey.....how are you?

[Joeybear23]

Hey, Joey.....how are you?

I am well... you?

[melinda]

fabulous.....thanks for asking. :)

[Joeybear23]

fabulous.....thanks for asking. :)

did the tongue-too hurt?

[melinda]

anything for my country.....:)

[Joeybear23]

anything for my country.....:)


In the immortal words of James Brown:

"Right on, right on!"

[melinda]

I feel good. :cool:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

In the immortal words of James Brown:

"Right on, right on!"


.....Papa got a brand new bag.....

[tha malcontent™]

Mal, your bra is showing.

Mel, Hi :)

What up, Mod3!...

mel!... :hug:

FGC!...

F2B!...

HF!...

Greater Hannityland!



:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

What up, Mod3!...

mel!... :hug:

FGC!...

F2B!...

HF!...

Greater Hannityland!



:)

peace...


Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

mal.................:hug:
Good Morning!!


Chuck!! :)
Good Morning!



Joey..........:)
Good Morning!


Hope all is well with everyone....................

[Joeybear23]

Morning lads and lasses.

[melinda]

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

[Joeybear23]

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

:clap:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning Joey!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[tha malcontent™]

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared at me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her folks still aren't talking to me.

Then a ******-****er!...

:clap:

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning Joey!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

F to the G to the C...

:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

F to the G to the C...

:)

peace...


How is Denver after the DNC, Mal?!

[tha malcontent™]

How is Denver after the DNC, Mal?!

Thanks to Law Enforcement, no Worse for the Wear...

I Think it was Good Advertising for a Great City!...

This is my City...

I am VERY Possesive of it! ;)

Southside East Westminster, North Denver!

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=802861

^Tons of Pics!... All Original to my Site...

:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

BTW Mal, I just read your thread in OO concerning your Mom. I am SO glad that she is doing well!

Take care of her; you only have one Mom!!!

[tha malcontent™]

BTW Mal, I just read your thread in OO concerning your Mom. I am SO glad that she is doing well!

Take care of her; you only have one Mom!!!

Thanks Brother!...

:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning Joey!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning Joey!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning Joey!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

Good Morning, mal. :hug:
how's momma?


Good Morning, Chuck!! :)
how was your weekend?

[tha malcontent™]

Good Morning, mal. :hug:
how's momma?


Good Morning, Chuck!! :)
how was your weekend?

In the Hospital Awaiting Results from Chest and Blood...

Thank you for Asking, Lady!... :hug:

And how was your Holiday?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

In the Hospital Awaiting Results from Chest and Blood...

Thank you for Asking, Lady!... :hug:

And how was your Holiday?...

:)

peace...

it was low-key, but it was wonderful....spent time w/ friends and family. what else could one want?

more prayers for your momma, mal. :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

it was low-key, but it was wonderful....spent time w/ friends and family. what else could one want?

more prayers for your momma, mal. :hug:

:hug:

:)

peace...

[free2B]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning Joey!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

Good Morning chuck, and all of y'all!

[blazer]

Good morning lovely people!

[free2B]

Good morning lovely people!

hey blaze:hug: have a great day:)

[blazer]

hey blaze:hug: have a great day:) ty you too! :hug: