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tha malcontent™
May 21st, 2008, 1:39 pm
how do you do it....at your 3:00am, I was letting the cat in.....and then crawling back into bed. ;)

You Lazy Bum!... ;)

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
May 21st, 2008, 3:33 pm
Walgreen's Cafe Lying Bastard

Years ago when the North Valley Mall was still a Mall, there was a Walgreen's that had an Attached Restaurant next to it and One Time my Mom, Sister-in-Law and I were eating there and I was Complaining about not getting this Hot Wheel I wanted, and the guy who was Serving us, Flirting with my Sister-in-Law, Thinking I was her Kid, Offered to buy it for me if I could Eat some amount of Tacos, 4 or 6, I don't remember now... I did, and he Hedged and said the Next Time we came in he would Buy it for me... Never Happened... If I ever Meet him, I'll Sock him in his Lying Mouth...

And that Incident Happened 30 Years ago... Obsessive?... And then some.

:)

peace...

melinda
May 22nd, 2008, 9:20 am
Walgreen's Cafe Lying Bastard

Years ago when the North Valley Mall was still a Mall, there was a Walgreen's that had an Attached Restaurant next to it and One Time my Mom, Sister-in-Law and I were eating there and I was Complaining about not getting this Hot Wheel I wanted, and the guy who was Serving us, Flirting with my Sister-in-Law, Thinking I was her Kid, Offered to buy it for me if I could Eat some amount of Tacos, 4 or 6, I don't remember now... I did, and he Hedged and said the Next Time we came in he would Buy it for me... Never Happened... If I ever Meet him, I'll Sock him in his Lying Mouth...

And that Incident Happened 30 Years ago... Obsessive?... And then some.

:)

peace...

probably time to let it go, mal. :))



morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:


morning, All! :)


I've been a bit busy of late, but I'm trying to check in when I can.....trying.
how is everyone?

FoxGranadaChuck
May 22nd, 2008, 9:23 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
May 22nd, 2008, 9:25 am
A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked "How heavy is this glass of water?"
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."

He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on. "
"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again.
When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden."

"So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow.
Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can."
So, my friend, Put down anything that may be a burden to you right now.
Don't pick it up again until after you've rested a while.

Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good
if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
*It's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you.
The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
* We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty, and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

melinda
May 22nd, 2008, 9:25 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Morning, Chuck. :)

How does this morning find you?

tha malcontent™
May 22nd, 2008, 10:06 am
10 Minutes Every 4 Hours... It's the Law... 10-4™

:)

peace...

And a Big ol' :hug: for the melanator!...

:)

peace...

republicanprincess
May 22nd, 2008, 11:10 am
Morning ya'll!

JDGreen
May 22nd, 2008, 11:23 am
Morning, RP
Morning, Mel
Morning, Mal

republicanprincess
May 22nd, 2008, 12:09 pm
Morning, RP
Morning, Mel
Morning, Mal

Mornin' cowboy! ;)

tha malcontent™
May 22nd, 2008, 3:55 pm
Morning ya'll!

Lady!...

Morning, RP
Morning, Mel
Morning, Mal

Brotha!...

:)

peace...

melinda
May 22nd, 2008, 5:30 pm
Mal....how is your weather??

tha malcontent™
May 22nd, 2008, 8:42 pm
Mal....how is your weather??

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey-Razy!...

Check the Lodge for my Morning Walk and then EOD...

We are all Good Here.

I was Concerned about the lil one @ Daycare... :(

The Wife was in the Mountains Teaching, so just Snow up there!

:)

peace...

free2B
May 23rd, 2008, 4:20 am
A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked "How heavy is this glass of water?"
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."

He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on. "
"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again.
When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden."

"So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow.
Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can."
So, my friend, Put down anything that may be a burden to you right now.
Don't pick it up again until after you've rested a while.

Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good
if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
*It's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you.
The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
* We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty, and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

thanks for the advice melinda:hug: just wanted to say Good Morning and Good Night before the night is over

free2B
May 23rd, 2008, 4:22 am
Morning ya'll!

Good Morning princess;) where have you been?

tha malcontent™
May 23rd, 2008, 5:54 am
:hug: to the mel...

What up to the Posse...

The List...

And these Crazy Bastards who Need to get back to Bed:

2112Rush (http://forums.hannity.com/member.php?u=95753), bella-day (http://forums.hannity.com/member.php?u=10139), Dr.Traveler (http://forums.hannity.com/member.php?u=94949), Dual867PowerMac (http://forums.hannity.com/member.php?u=1166), IceBerg (http://forums.hannity.com/member.php?u=179231), liberalman22 (http://forums.hannity.com/member.php?u=197581), Mobulis (http://forums.hannity.com/member.php?u=56619), OldBuzzard (http://forums.hannity.com/member.php?u=49520), SnapShot (http://forums.hannity.com/member.php?u=147421), Sunflower100 (http://forums.hannity.com/member.php?u=146471)

:)

peace...

FoxGranadaChuck
May 23rd, 2008, 9:24 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
May 23rd, 2008, 9:42 am
Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

morning, Chuck!!

old_runner
May 23rd, 2008, 9:43 am
Good morning all

melinda
May 23rd, 2008, 9:50 am
How are you this morning, runner? :)

old_runner
May 23rd, 2008, 9:57 am
SICK....some kind of bronchitis. Damn Ohio and its perpetual winter weather :(

republicanprincess
May 23rd, 2008, 11:29 am
I'm off today! I work for 3 hours tomorrow, then don't have to go back until Tuesday! Happy Friday ya'll!

gwhughes
May 23rd, 2008, 11:56 am
Morning everybody! Here you go Mal, for the lil one. I was watching Knocked Up last night and the closing credits caught my attention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVam-fshUgw <--Louden Waynewright, Daughter.

jet
May 23rd, 2008, 6:03 pm
Happy Friday...... :hug:

Second page bump

tha malcontent™
May 23rd, 2008, 11:36 pm
So we just all but Gutted the Room that will be the Big Sister's Room...

My lil one is Leaving her Nursery Room and Taking her Big Girl Bed with her!... :( ...

I Promised myself I Wouldn't Cry...

:cry:

Damn it Man, Pull it Together!...

:((

:)

peace...

free2B
May 23rd, 2008, 11:50 pm
Have a wonderful weekend, Jet....:hug:

hey melinda:hug: hope all of y'all have a great Memorial Day Weekend:exclaim:

tha malcontent™
May 24th, 2008, 12:00 am
hey melinda:hug: hope all of y'all have a great Memorial Day Weekend:exclaim:

^F2B.. is all that, a Bucket of Chicken and a BIG Assed Biscuit!...

Let's Eat!

:)

[peace...

free2B
May 24th, 2008, 12:05 am
^F2B.. is all that, a Bucket of Chicken and a BIG Assed Biscuit!...

Let's Eat!

:)

[peace...

I've got my lickin' fingers ready to dig in, pass the bucket mal:drool:

free2B
May 24th, 2008, 8:00 am
Good Saturday Morning y'all, time for coffee

gwhughes
May 24th, 2008, 11:13 am
Hey Mel, you have a good weekend as well!

gwhughes
May 24th, 2008, 11:17 am
Who says?

tha malcontent™
May 24th, 2008, 12:01 pm
I've got my lickin' fingers ready to dig in, pass the bucket mal:drool:

Yardbird Rules...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
May 24th, 2008, 1:31 pm
:hug: mel!...

That Hug is for your Sigpic!...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
May 25th, 2008, 3:54 pm
I'm sure my sigpic enjoyed it thoroughly....:)

I Got my Hug on Last Night @ the Penthouse Club...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

:)

peace...

gwhughes
May 25th, 2008, 5:41 pm
:hug: There ya go. Now let's do some shots of crown!

melinda
May 25th, 2008, 5:46 pm
so hughes, do you speak w/ a Southern accent?
have you always been in NC?

gwhughes
May 25th, 2008, 5:49 pm
Yes I do, but its SC sweety:) Apparently I sound like Toby Keith/Josh Turner per the 915.

gwhughes
May 25th, 2008, 5:50 pm
What about you, got that Texas drawl/southern bell voice?

melinda
May 25th, 2008, 6:00 pm
What about you, got that Texas drawl/southern bell voice?

sorry about the "N"....oops.
OK, so you've got a SC accent.
I've lived in Texas my entire life....I think my accent it subtle, but it's definitely there.
(for some reason, others don't think it's as subtle as I think it is. :)) )

gwhughes
May 25th, 2008, 6:08 pm
Im the same way. I have a deep southern accent, and my family is from the hills of Kentucky so its even thicker than most from spending a lot of time up there in the hollars. We get a bunch of Yankees down here, so when I talk they look at me like I have two heads. Its like theeyre saying in there head,"I can't believe I'm trusting this hick with my computer!"

tha malcontent™
May 25th, 2008, 11:31 pm
I need a hug!!! :hug:

Not the Kind of Hugs I was Talking about, I'm sure... ;)

:hug:

:)

peace...

free2B
May 26th, 2008, 1:34 am
Yardbird Rules...

:)

peace...

only if it's in the pot and not in the yard mal:eh:

free2B
May 26th, 2008, 1:41 am
I hope you have a wonderful Memorial Day Weekend, too, free. :hug:

it's already been great melinda:hug: I made it to the beach today:cool: had a fantastic time riding the waves, and drynkin' of all things long island ice tea:eek:

melinda
May 26th, 2008, 9:17 am
it's already been great melinda:hug: I made it to the beach today:cool: had a fantastic time riding the waves, and drynkin' of all things long island ice tea:eek:

riding the waves sounds wonderful!!
would've loved to have been doing that myself....instead, I'm home putting my house back together. But after today, everything will be done!!
Unpacked, cleaned and put away in an organized fashion!!

I don't like long island ice teas....

FoxGranadaChuck
May 26th, 2008, 12:19 pm
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

tha malcontent™
May 26th, 2008, 1:41 pm
mel... F2B... FGC...

Happy Memorial Day!...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
May 27th, 2008, 6:47 am
Well that's that Holiday...

:hug:... For mel...

And Fine How do you do to the Rest of you!...

:)

peace...

JDGreen
May 27th, 2008, 8:08 am
Well that's that Holiday...

:hug:... For mel...

And Fine How do you do to the Rest of you!...

:)

peace...

What up, brutha?

FoxGranadaChuck
May 27th, 2008, 8:23 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
May 27th, 2008, 10:33 am
For mal.....:hug:
my Memorial Day Weekend started about 5:00pm Monday night. We worked our tails off until then....but my house now looks like a home once again. :)
clean, organized, everything put back into place. then we could finally sit back and relax.


For Deere....:hug:
How are you??


and "Hey" to everyone else!! :)

tha malcontent™
May 27th, 2008, 1:42 pm
What up, brutha?

Just Busy BEYOND Imagination...

I will almost Clock 160 Hours in 2 Weeks...

And that's with (2) Saturdays and Sunday Off...

Busy, Busy, Busy...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
May 27th, 2008, 1:43 pm
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

FGC in the Hiz-ouse!...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
May 27th, 2008, 1:44 pm
For mal.....:hug:
my Memorial Day Weekend started about 5:00pm Monday night. We worked our tails off until then....but my house now looks like a home once again. :)
clean, organized, everything put back into place. then we could finally sit back and relax.


For Deere....:hug:
How are you??


and "Hey" to everyone else!! :)

:hug:

:)

peace...

melinda
May 27th, 2008, 5:49 pm
so, I was unpacking a bunch of stuff and putting my house back together when I found a "present" that my daughter gave me years and years ago. She was probably two...maybe three. She loved presents and she loved watching people open presents. She would take wrapping paper and make a "present"...there would be nothing inside, but she loved doing it and then watching the person unwrap it. I usually opened them, b/c that is what she wanted....but I did manage to save one unopened after all these years. I love that present. One of the best I ever got....
and now in a few short days, my little girl will be married. and off to fiji for her honeymoon.
very bittersweet.
no internet where she is going.
no telephone except for emergencies.
What am I going to do????
we talk EVERY day!!
I hope I make it......

tha malcontent™
May 27th, 2008, 10:53 pm
so, I was unpacking a bunch of stuff and putting my house back together when I found a "present" that my daughter gave me years and years ago. She was probably two...maybe three. She loved presents and she loved watching people open presents. She would take wrapping paper and make a "present"...there would be nothing inside, but she loved doing it and then watching the person unwrap it. I usually opened them, b/c that is what she wanted....but I did manage to save one unopened after all these years. I love that present. One of the best I ever got....
and now in a few short days, my little girl will be married. and off to fiji for her honeymoon.
very bittersweet.
no internet where she is going.
no telephone except for emergencies.
What am I going to do????
we talk EVERY day!!
I hope I make it......

:hug: Everybody should have a Momma like mel!...

:)

peace...

free2B
May 28th, 2008, 4:00 am
so, I was unpacking a bunch of stuff and putting my house back together when I found a "present" that my daughter gave me years and years ago. She was probably two...maybe three. She loved presents and she loved watching people open presents. She would take wrapping paper and make a "present"...there would be nothing inside, but she loved doing it and then watching the person unwrap it. I usually opened them, b/c that is what she wanted....but I did manage to save one unopened after all these years. I love that present. One of the best I ever got....
and now in a few short days, my little girl will be married. and off to fiji for her honeymoon.
very bittersweet.
no internet where she is going.
no telephone except for emergencies.
What am I going to do????
we talk EVERY day!!
I hope I make it......

isn't it amazing melinda how time flies, congrats to your daughter:angel: wishing her a fantastic honeymoon in Fiji:hug:

FoxGranadaChuck
May 28th, 2008, 8:16 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
May 28th, 2008, 8:53 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Great morning to you too, Chuck. :)

JDGreen
May 28th, 2008, 11:09 am
For mal.....:hug:
my Memorial Day Weekend started about 5:00pm Monday night. We worked our tails off until then....but my house now looks like a home once again. :)
clean, organized, everything put back into place. then we could finally sit back and relax.


For Deere....:hug:
How are you??


and "Hey" to everyone else!! :)

I'm doin' great, sweetie.. Hope you're having a fabulous day!!:hug:

melinda
May 28th, 2008, 11:16 am
I'm doin' great, sweetie.. Hope you're having a fabulous day!!:hug:

fixin' to get out of here and head into the big city.....
hope you have a great day, too, Deere.

JDGreen
May 28th, 2008, 11:18 am
fixin' to get out of here and head into the big city.....
hope you have a great day, too, Deere.

Safe travels... Have a great trip!!:D

melinda
May 28th, 2008, 11:21 am
Safe travels... Have a great trip!!:D

thanks.....:)

republicanprincess
May 28th, 2008, 2:02 pm
Hi ya'll. Just checking in. :D

tha malcontent™
May 28th, 2008, 3:44 pm
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

F to the G to the C!...

:)

peace...

FoxGranadaChuck
May 29th, 2008, 8:52 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

tha malcontent™
May 29th, 2008, 9:55 am
FoMoGranada's in the Hiz-ouse!...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
May 29th, 2008, 9:56 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFkZ2M9inRE

^Favorite Peter Gabriel Song Evah...

:hug:... for mel...

:)

peace...

free2B
May 29th, 2008, 9:59 am
thank you, free. :hug:
she is so stinking excited!!

how are you doing, free?

I'm doing great melinda been to the beach a couple of times Sun. and Tues. starting back writing grants which will keep me real busy for a while. How are you doing:hug:

JDGreen
May 29th, 2008, 10:49 am
Morning, RP, Mel, Mal and everyone else!

jet
May 29th, 2008, 11:55 am
so, I was unpacking a bunch of stuff and putting my house back together when I found a "present" that my daughter gave me years and years ago. She was probably two...maybe three. She loved presents and she loved watching people open presents. She would take wrapping paper and make a "present"...there would be nothing inside, but she loved doing it and then watching the person unwrap it. I usually opened them, b/c that is what she wanted....but I did manage to save one unopened after all these years. I love that present. One of the best I ever got....
and now in a few short days, my little girl will be married. and off to fiji for her honeymoon.
very bittersweet.
no internet where she is going.
no telephone except for emergencies.
What am I going to do????
we talk EVERY day!!
I hope I make it......

Awww, that is so sweet :hug:
Call your girlfriends ;) Or e-mail your friends or just remember. It's a whole new relationship as hard as it may be.
And well, like every newlywed, when she gets tired of her husband, she'll be calling you everyday again ;)

tha malcontent™
May 29th, 2008, 2:05 pm
The Evolution of a lil girl's New Room...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/05-24-2008-kdk-room-2.jpg

So Sad...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/05-24-2008-kdk-room-1.jpg

What?... New Room?...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/05-27-2008-kdk-room.jpg

Presto!...

:)

peace...

melinda
May 29th, 2008, 6:16 pm
does she like her new place, mal?

tha malcontent™
May 29th, 2008, 11:13 pm
does she like her new place, mal?

She Loves it!...

That's "my room"... ;)

:)

peace...

Rhonda
May 29th, 2008, 11:56 pm
The Evolution of a lil girl's New Room...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/05-24-2008-kdk-room-2.jpg

So Sad...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/05-24-2008-kdk-room-1.jpg

What?... New Room?...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/05-27-2008-kdk-room.jpg

Presto!...

:)

peace...


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how sweet

melinda
May 30th, 2008, 9:40 am
She Loves it!...

That's "my room"... ;)

:)

peace...

awe, that's so cute. :)

melinda
May 30th, 2008, 9:41 am
morning, mal. :hug:

morning, All....:)



how's Joey?

tha malcontent™
May 30th, 2008, 4:01 pm
morning, mal. :hug:

morning, All....:)



how's Joey?

:hug:

Don't Know...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
May 30th, 2008, 4:52 pm
peace. :)

Yes... I don't Think Camping is going to Happen...

I Took Today Off to go Camping...

Damn it!... DAMN IT!...

:)

peace...

melinda
May 30th, 2008, 5:17 pm
enjoy your camping.....:)

damn it.

tha malcontent™
May 30th, 2008, 5:25 pm
enjoy your camping.....:)

damn it.

Well, it Breaks Down like this...

I Took Today Off to go Campin'...

Offered to come in Early Today @ Work to get some Stuff out cause we are Busy as Hell...

Was there @ 4 in the AM...

Left @ 9:30ish...

Returned Home to Prep for Campin', and Wait for Word...

Sounds like Word is that it's Off...

But Maybe Fishing on Saturday... :rolleyes:

Fishing Sucks ****s Worse than Golf.

Extramalcontent today... :(

Coulda been gettin' Work Done...

There is Still Hope... But it Dwindles.

:)

peace...

melinda
May 31st, 2008, 11:06 am
mal....thank you for all your kind words yesterday and for caring about me.
It meant more than you know....you are good people. :)


:hug: :hug: :hug:

melinda
May 31st, 2008, 11:07 am
so my 18 year old PJ died overnight....I'm down to only four cats now.
His brother is looking very lost.
I am looking very sad.

tha malcontent™
May 31st, 2008, 11:12 am
mal....thank you for all your kind words yesterday and for caring about me.
It meant more than you know....you are good people. :)


:hug: :hug: :hug:

:hug: I Felt your Sadness, Lady...

Sorry for your Loss. :(

:)

peace...

melinda
May 31st, 2008, 11:25 am
:hug: I Felt your Sadness, Lady...

Sorry for your Loss. :(

:)

peace...

you know me so well....:hug: :hug: :hug:

thank you.

republicanprincess
May 31st, 2008, 1:28 pm
so my 18 year old PJ died overnight....I'm down to only four cats now.
His brother is looking very lost.
I am looking very sad.

I'm so sorry Mel! And his poor brother! :cry:

melinda
May 31st, 2008, 1:30 pm
I'm so sorry Mel! And his poor brother! :cry:

thank you....:(

tha malcontent™
June 1st, 2008, 2:19 pm
Rainy Days and Sundays...

Where in the Hell did the Rain go?...

Summer Sucks, Mr. Garrison.

:)

peace...

melinda
June 1st, 2008, 4:54 pm
she's back....:))

tha malcontent™
June 1st, 2008, 6:40 pm
she's back....:))

She's an Absolute Doll, that's what she is!...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 1st, 2008, 6:43 pm
http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=683181

^You can Actually HEAR me Ramble on Politically @ that Link... Not just Read it. ;)

For those of you who can't stand what I Write, Imagine how much WORSE it is with my Annoying Voice!

:)

peace...

FoxGranadaChuck
June 2nd, 2008, 7:00 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
June 2nd, 2008, 10:01 am
Good Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

Good Morning, Chuck. :)

Good Morning, All!!
Happy, Happy Monday.

tha malcontent™
June 2nd, 2008, 10:09 am
Mornin' mel!... :hug:

Chuck!... And the Name Game is to Follow... :lol:

As for me...

I...

am...

the...

Oracle.

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=28607651&postcount=112

:)

peace...

melinda
June 2nd, 2008, 10:12 am
"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
- Marilyn Monroe

tha malcontent™
June 2nd, 2008, 10:14 am
"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
- Marilyn Monroe

Ain't it the Truth...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 2nd, 2008, 10:17 am
women....got to love us. :cool:

Ya'all are a Couple of Gaggles of ****in' Crazy sometimes, but it Keeps Life Interesting!... ;)

:)

peace...

Fire Watch
June 2nd, 2008, 9:44 pm
My second favorite band now..a promotion.

Avenged Sevenfold - Scream (http://youtube.com/watch?v=P2PEYl_zgM8)

melinda
June 3rd, 2008, 9:28 am
mal, my friend. ....:hug: :hug: :hug:


to all my other friends....:hug: :hug: :hug:
enjoy your day!!

tha malcontent™
June 3rd, 2008, 10:46 am
My second favorite band now..a promotion.

Avenged Sevenfold - Scream (http://youtube.com/watch?v=P2PEYl_zgM8)

First being Metallica?... ;)

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 3rd, 2008, 10:47 am
mal, my friend. ....:hug: :hug: :hug:


to all my other friends....:hug: :hug: :hug:
enjoy your day!!

:hug::hug::hug:

mel Rules...

:)

peace...

JDGreen
June 3rd, 2008, 11:01 am
Hi, Mel...:hug:

melinda
June 3rd, 2008, 11:04 am
hey, Deere....:hug: :hug: :hug:

how are you these days?
how's your weather up there?

JDGreen
June 3rd, 2008, 11:17 am
hey, Deere....:hug: :hug: :hug:

how are you these days?
how's your weather up there?

Doin' OK... Little desert rain expected today...

melinda
June 3rd, 2008, 11:31 am
happy you are OK....we NEED rain. desperately.

JDGreen
June 3rd, 2008, 11:55 am
happy you are OK....we NEED rain. desperately.

Rain is good...

melinda
June 3rd, 2008, 12:03 pm
yeah, I wish God would give us some rain.....

tha malcontent™
June 3rd, 2008, 1:39 pm
Hi, Mel...:hug:

:snooty:

:)

peace...

melinda
June 3rd, 2008, 2:04 pm
awe, look at mal's avie....:)

tha malcontent™
June 3rd, 2008, 2:05 pm
awe, look at mal's avie....:)

She is SO Cute today, I want to Cry... :(

:)

peace...

melinda
June 3rd, 2008, 2:12 pm
she is adorable....every day. :)

melinda
June 4th, 2008, 9:04 am
mal....:hug: :hug: :hug:
my wonderful friend, Good Morning, and I hope you have a great, great day!!


Hello everyone else.
How's everyone's summer going so far?

JDGreen
June 4th, 2008, 9:46 am
:snooty:

:)

peace...

Oh, for criminy sakes:rolleyes:..... Hi, Mal... *Insert firm handshake*

:mrgreen:

Hey Mel! :hug:

melinda
June 4th, 2008, 10:32 am
Oh, for criminy sakes:rolleyes:..... Hi, Mal... *Insert firm handshake*

:mrgreen:

Hey Mel! :hug:

:)) :)) :))


Hey, Deere. :hug: :hug: :hug:
wearing any pink lately?
you DO wear it so well....:)

JDGreen
June 4th, 2008, 10:41 am
:)) :)) :))


Hey, Deere. :hug: :hug: :hug:
wearing any pink lately?
you DO wear it so well....:)

I did actually... For the American Cancer Society Relay for Life.. Last weekend.. Those of us in the Rodeo Association wore our pink shirts... I only walked for a couple hours as I had to work the night before..

melinda
June 4th, 2008, 10:57 am
I did actually... For the American Cancer Society Relay for Life.. Last weekend.. Those of us in the Rodeo Association wore our pink shirts... I only walked for a couple hours as I had to work the night before..

I've done that a couple of times myself....well, not w/ a pink shirt, but I walked.

tha malcontent™
June 4th, 2008, 11:07 am
:hug: mel!...

JD...

Everyone else...

:)

peace...

JDGreen
June 4th, 2008, 11:25 am
:hug: mel!...

JD...

Everyone else...

:)

peace...

Wassup, brotha??

Rhonda
June 4th, 2008, 1:03 pm
I did actually... For the American Cancer Society Relay for Life.. Last weekend.. Those of us in the Rodeo Association wore our pink shirts... I only walked for a couple hours as I had to work the night before..


God bless you JD ...you are a good example...and a great American :cool:

tha malcontent™
June 4th, 2008, 1:32 pm
Wassup, brotha??

Busy...

as...

Hell.

You?

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 4th, 2008, 8:01 pm
Where oh where has my lil mel gone?... Where oh where can she be?...

:)

peace...

free2B
June 4th, 2008, 8:40 pm
Where oh where has my lil mel gone?... Where oh where can she be?...

:)

peace...

where buterflies go and ****leshells grow:whistle:

tha malcontent™
June 5th, 2008, 8:57 am
No mel... mal Sad. :(

:)

peace...

melinda
June 5th, 2008, 9:24 am
mel's here!! :)


Good Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

tha malcontent™
June 5th, 2008, 9:34 am
mel's here!! :)


Good Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

:hug:

Yeah for me!...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 5th, 2008, 1:51 pm
Time for mel and mal to Dance 80's Style...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhlCbw9C_ME

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 5th, 2008, 3:32 pm
you do know I am one hell of a dancer, don't you mal?? :)

I could Tell... ;)

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 5th, 2008, 3:42 pm
:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

So Lady... How are you these Days?...

:)

peace...

melinda
June 5th, 2008, 4:07 pm
I am doing much, much better. :hug:
thank you so much for asking...


how are you these days?
how is your wife feelling?

FoxGranadaChuck
June 5th, 2008, 4:22 pm
Hello Melinda!!!

Hello Mal!!!

tha malcontent™
June 5th, 2008, 4:23 pm
I am doing much, much better. :hug:
thank you so much for asking...


how are you these days?
how is your wife feelling?

Me?... Busy, Busy, Busy...

36 Hours OT Last Week...

34 the Week Before...

40 the Week before that...

35 the Week before that.

Add 160 to that, and that's a Busy 4 Weeks! ;)

The Wife is doing a LOT Better...

She just went to the Museum with her Team Mate and her Son, and Stopped by @ Lunch to See me...

With my Angel.

:)

peace...

melinda
June 5th, 2008, 4:39 pm
Me?... Busy, Busy, Busy...

36 Hours OT Last Week...

34 the Week Before...

40 the Week before that...

35 the Week before that.

Add 160 to that, and that's a Busy 4 Weeks! ;)

The Wife is doing a LOT Better...

She just went to the Museum with her Team Mate and her Son, and Stopped by @ Lunch to See me...

With my Angel.

:)

peace...

I'm glad she is doing much better.
what a nice surprise for lunch....:)

you working now so much so you can take off when the baby comes?
or at least not work so much when the baby comes?

melinda
June 5th, 2008, 4:39 pm
Hello Melinda!!!

Hello Mal!!!

Hello Chuck!!

tha malcontent™
June 5th, 2008, 5:16 pm
I'm glad she is doing much better.
what a nice surprise for lunch....:)

you working now so much so you can take off when the baby comes?
or at least not work so much when the baby comes?

Yes... Taking 5 Days and (2) Weekends... Assuming we Schedule a C...

:)

peace...

melinda
June 5th, 2008, 5:24 pm
Yes... Taking 5 Days and (2) Weekends... Assuming we Schedule a C...

:)

peace...

awe, there is nothing quite like a brand new little person....:)

tha malcontent™
June 5th, 2008, 6:56 pm
http://www.associalisticpress.com/06-05-2008-note-to-wife.jpg

I Send my Wife Post-it-Note Text Messages because I Hate Text Messaging...

:)

peace...

Rhonda
June 5th, 2008, 7:55 pm
http://www.associalisticpress.com/06-05-2008-note-to-wife.jpg

I Send my Wife Post-it-Note Text Messages because I Hate Text Messaging...

:)

peace...


awwwwww...that is very sweet Mal :)

tha malcontent™
June 5th, 2008, 8:18 pm
awwwwww...that is very sweet Mal :)

I'm all Kinds of PW... Even after all these Years... ;)

:)

peace...

Rhonda
June 5th, 2008, 10:00 pm
I'm all Kinds of PW... Even after all these Years... ;)

:)

peace...

You guys will grow very old together...that is encouraging and very heartwarming

I love seeing happy couples together :)

tha malcontent™
June 5th, 2008, 11:47 pm
You guys will grow very old together...that is encouraging and very heartwarming

I love seeing happy couples together :)

Thanks!...

Tonight was a Great Night!...

Got Home Reasnonably...

Unloaded the Wife's School Stuff from Homer/Rocket...

Cleaned the Garage some...

Wife Called me in for Dinner...

We then went to get Ice Cream and went to see my Parents and have some I Scream, you Scream we all Scream for Ice Cream!

Back Home...

Checked the (2) Piggie Banks, and After Work on the Next Day we will be Taking the Toddler to the Bank so she can Deposit her $223 in her Account.

Life is Good.

:)

peace...

FoxGranadaChuck
June 6th, 2008, 6:29 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
June 6th, 2008, 9:45 am
Thanks!...

Tonight was a Great Night!...

Got Home Reasnonably...

Unloaded the Wife's School Stuff from Homer/Rocket...

Cleaned the Garage some...

Wife Called me in for Dinner...

We then went to get Ice Cream and went to see my Parents and have some I Scream, you Scream we all Scream for Ice Cream!

Back Home...

Checked the (2) Piggie Banks, and After Work on the Next Day we will be Taking the Toddler to the Bank so she can Deposit her $223 in her Account.

Life is Good.

:)

peace...

and you, my dear, are a truly blessed man. :hug:

Good Morning, mal. :hug:

melinda
June 6th, 2008, 9:45 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Happy Day to you, Chuck!! :)

JDGreen
June 6th, 2008, 9:54 am
Howdy all.... Mel, Mal, Rhonda....

melinda
June 6th, 2008, 10:04 am
Howdy all.... Mel, Mal, Rhonda....

hello, Deere...how are you?

JDGreen
June 6th, 2008, 10:09 am
hello, Deere...how are you?

Good, good... How goes things down in big T??:D

melinda
June 6th, 2008, 10:25 am
windy....I'm getting blown away here.
and dry....dad gum it we need RAIN!!!!!!!

tha malcontent™
June 6th, 2008, 10:52 am
and you, my dear, are a truly blessed man. :hug:

Good Morning, mal. :hug:

:hug:

And O'lah! to the Rest of you People!

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 7th, 2008, 12:22 am
Nite mel...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 7th, 2008, 12:30 am
Wife Sent me Back Down Stairs to Check on a Movie...

And almost Forgot...

We "Watched" a Neighbor's House while they were on Vacation...

That was just Observations when we were Home, no Key etc...

They got back, and they Bought our Daughter a Gift...

Way too Much.

I Live in the Hood... That Made me Feel Good about the Hood.

:)

peace...

Fire Watch
June 7th, 2008, 1:02 am
http://www.myspace.com/clintons4mccain

melinda
June 7th, 2008, 9:50 am
Nite mel...

:)

peace...

awe....this was nice. I just saw it, but it was so sweet. means a lot. :)

melinda
June 7th, 2008, 9:50 am
Good Morning, mal. :hug:
hope you have a wonderful, wonderful Saturday.....

free2B
June 7th, 2008, 10:49 am
Good Morning, mal. :hug:
hope you have a wonderful, wonderful Saturday.....

Good Morning melinda:hug: and all of y'all, hope everybody has a great saturday:)

melinda
June 7th, 2008, 11:31 am
Good Morning melinda:hug: and all of y'all, hope everybody has a great saturday:)

just got back from my run....about to put on my suit and hit the great outdoors. :)

free2B
June 7th, 2008, 11:42 am
just got back from my run....about to put on my suit and hit the great outdoors. :)

have fun melinda, it's like 95 in the shade here so I'm gonna try to find something cool to do today:cool:;)

melinda
June 7th, 2008, 12:22 pm
have fun melinda, it's like 95 in the shade here so I'm gonna try to find something cool to do today:cool:;)

it's HOT and DRY here, so I'll be in my suit outside watering....then I'm going over to my daughter's and I'll water over there....and I'm going to clean her house. I don't want her coming home from her honeymoon to a dirty house. She left it in pretty good shape, but there was so much going on right before the wedding, I'm going to get it in tip top shape for her to come home to. :)

tha malcontent™
June 7th, 2008, 11:18 pm
Good Morning, mal. :hug:
hope you have a wonderful, wonderful Saturday.....

Well...

Slept for about 9 Hours... More than I have in 3 Months...

Went to the Kid Gym with the Daughter @ 9:15...

Dropped PregoMomma Off @ the Accupucturist @ 10:45 After a Morning Treat in Old Towne...

Daughter and I Walked around Old Towne and went to the Park...

After that, we went Antiquing for a Dresser for the Daughter's New Room...

From there we Headed Home...

Daddy Petitioned All Conditions Garcia to Help him with the Dresser...

Did BUNCHES of Yard Work...

Set up the Play Ground in the Back Yard...

We then went to the Store to get Steak...

Steak?...

Money's too Tight for Steak...

Steak?...

OK... We can have Steak.

Daddy Seasoned it as only tha malcontent can... EOL.

Momma and Daughter Shucked the Corn and Cooked the Rice...

We just Finished up and I am doing some Banking... (For those of you Stupid enough after all of these Years to put yourself on a List Tracking/Hacking, or in General, ****ing with me Online! :)) )

Anyway...

How was yer all's Saturday?...

:)

peace...

Fire Watch
June 8th, 2008, 12:48 am
http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=691571

Vote or die

JDGreen
June 8th, 2008, 9:53 am
http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=691571

Vote or die

Voted... Hopefully I'll live another day...

tha malcontent™
June 8th, 2008, 11:26 pm
Is it Really Sunday Night?...

:)

peace...

Fire Watch
June 8th, 2008, 11:37 pm
Most places.

free2B
June 9th, 2008, 1:08 am
it's HOT and DRY here, so I'll be in my suit outside watering....then I'm going over to my daughter's and I'll water over there....and I'm going to clean her house. I don't want her coming home from her honeymoon to a dirty house. She left it in pretty good shape, but there was so much going on right before the wedding, I'm going to get it in tip top shape for her to come home to. :)

you are a great mom melinda:hug:

tha malcontent™
June 9th, 2008, 6:51 am
Most places.

I am Finding Less and Less Distinction betwixt the Days...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 9th, 2008, 8:10 am
Morning mel!... :hug::hug::hug:

The List...

And the Rest of the Locals.

:)

peace...

melinda
June 9th, 2008, 9:09 am
you are a great mom melinda:hug:

thank you, free.....I love being a mom. :)

tha malcontent™
June 9th, 2008, 10:04 am
Good Monday Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

Good Morning, Everyone Else....:)


http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/fun%20pics/images6.jpg

Ego Stroker!... ;)

It's me... And Everyone Else...

Actually... It's mel and NOONE Else! :hug:

At least here on The mel and mal Variety Show!

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 9th, 2008, 1:50 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSH95afssD8

Dance... Damn it!...

:)

peace...

melinda
June 9th, 2008, 1:56 pm
mal, I think you are the only person who changes your avatar more than I do. :)

tha malcontent™
June 9th, 2008, 1:57 pm
mal, I think you are the only person who changes your avatar more than I do. :)

MeThinks you are Correct...

Speaking of... At Lunch, I may have a New One... ;)

How was your Weekend, Lady?...

:)

peace...

jet
June 9th, 2008, 2:02 pm
Mal, what movie is that avie from?

melinda
June 9th, 2008, 2:10 pm
MeThinks you are Correct...

Speaking of... At Lunch, I may have a New One... ;)

How was your Weekend, Lady?...

:)

peace...

my weekend was wonderful....
Saturday night we went to a graduation party and I saw many of my friends there. had a great time.
Sunday my husband and I went to see Indiana Jones and out to eat together. It was nice.
We haven't gone to the movies in a very long time.

how was yours?

jet
June 9th, 2008, 2:14 pm
my weekend was wonderful....
Saturday night we went to a graduation party and I saw many of my friends there. had a great time.
Sunday my husband and I went to see Indiana Jones and out to eat together. It was nice.
We haven't gone to the movies in a very long time.

how was yours?

Hey Mel..what did ya think of Indie? Hub and I saw it on Sunday, too. I was bummed Sean Connery didn't make an appearance.

melinda
June 9th, 2008, 2:23 pm
Hey Mel..what did ya think of Indie? Hub and I saw it on Sunday, too. I was bummed Sean Connery didn't make an appearance.

it was OK....extremely action packed but completely unbelievable. didn't even try to make it believable. I also thought they were attempting some humor that just didn't hit the mark....but for some reason, I still liked it. I guess all the action. :))

what say you?
did you go out for Mexican afterwards? that's what we did. :)

jet
June 9th, 2008, 2:28 pm
it was OK....extremely action packed but completely unbelievable. didn't even try to make it believable. I also thought they were attempting some humor that just didn't hit the mark....but for some reason, I still liked it. I guess all the action. :))

what say you?
did you go out for Mexican afterwards? that's what we did. :)

The action was intense but I was laughing at the ending...in fact, I said really loudly Oh No way and Mr. Jet shushed me :))

It felt like they cut a lot of parts out..it didn't flow as well as the original.

Mexican food sounds so good..but we went home and I made pasta salad for dinner. I'm such a slave ;)

tha malcontent™
June 9th, 2008, 3:39 pm
For the Ladies... From an Officer and a Lady who just Returned from Iraq and is now Prego!

Enjoy:

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Keep reading-they get better!!!


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WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
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MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.'
He addressed the man,
'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?'
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
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WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
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CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece




SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

---

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 10th, 2008, 6:42 am
That's the Last Time I Post Somethin' for the Ladies!... ;)

I could Lose my Guy Card for that, and Props?... :naughty:

:)

peace...

FoxGranadaChuck
June 10th, 2008, 9:12 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
June 10th, 2008, 10:10 am
Good Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:
(I know what you're thinking....)



Good Morning, Chuck. :)
how are you doing these days?

JDGreen
June 10th, 2008, 11:10 am
mal, I think you are the only person who changes your avatar more than I do. :)

I've never changed mine... In like 5 years... LOL..

melinda
June 10th, 2008, 11:27 am
I've never changed mine... In like 5 years... LOL..

yours is so....YOU. :)

tha malcontent™
June 10th, 2008, 1:47 pm
Good Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:
(I know what you're thinking....)



Good Morning, Chuck. :)
how are you doing these days?

I'm Thinking our Secret Word will be "MILton Farp!"... ;)

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 10th, 2008, 1:51 pm
I look like Milton Farp?? :))


:mrgreen:

In a Day or Two, Nobody will Know what the Hell we are Talking about... ;)

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 10th, 2008, 1:56 pm
Shoot, yer all Milton Farp, Girl!... ;)

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 10th, 2008, 1:59 pm
thank you, sir....you're too kind. :)

My lil one just Visited the Office with the Always Stunning and Charming Mrs. mal...

A Treat, in Deed.

She says "Hi", by the way!

:)

peace...

free2B
June 10th, 2008, 2:00 pm
I thought an avatar was an incarnation of a Holy person like Krishna

melinda
June 10th, 2008, 2:01 pm
My lil one just Visited the Office with the Always Stunning and Charming Mrs. mal...

A Treat, in Deed.

She says "Hi", by the way!

:)

peace...

what a pleasant treat ... and a nice way to break up the day.
tell her I said, "hey" later. OK? :)

tha malcontent™
June 10th, 2008, 3:31 pm
what a pleasant treat ... and a nice way to break up the day.
tell her I said, "hey" later. OK? :)

I will @ Lunch... ;)

:)

peace...

melinda
June 11th, 2008, 8:42 am
Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support

FoxGranadaChuck
June 11th, 2008, 9:01 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
June 11th, 2008, 9:16 am
Good Morning, Chuck....:)

tha malcontent™
June 11th, 2008, 9:53 am
morning, mal.....MILton Farb checking in. :hug: :hug: :hug:



morning everyone else!!! :hug:

;)

Howdy Lady!... :hug::hug::hug:

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 11th, 2008, 3:29 pm
http://www.associalisticpress.com/06-11-2008-glove.jpg

^That's MY Cutting Glove, DAMN IT!...

Not Yours.

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 11th, 2008, 11:48 pm
If People wouldn't Cut themselves...

Seriously.

:)

peace...

melinda
June 12th, 2008, 9:14 am
Good Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

what is on the agenda for today?
have you been eating your taco bell?

When my daughter got home from her 10 day honeymoon out of the country, the first stop she made was to taco bell. :)

tha malcontent™
June 12th, 2008, 9:25 am
Good Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

what is on the agenda for today?
have you been eating your taco bell?

When my daughter got home from her 10 day honeymoon out of the country, the first stop she made was to taco bell. :)

You Raised her Right, Lady... ;)

As for my Agenda... Work... Out by 5 in the PM... Family.

I am Eating Taco Bell about Once, maybe Twice a Week.

I am Looking at Banana right now, to be Honest. ;)

And you?...

:)

peace...

melinda
June 12th, 2008, 9:54 am
since we are getting absolutely NO rain, I'm gonna have to go out and water everything......very dry around here; the ground has huge cracks in it.

my breakfast was yogurt as usual....but I need to go grab a diet coke. :)

FoxGranadaChuck
June 13th, 2008, 8:39 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
June 13th, 2008, 9:17 am
Good Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:


Good Morning, Chuck. :)

tha malcontent™
June 13th, 2008, 9:31 am
:hug::hug::hug: mel!...

FoMoChuck!...

Everyone...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 14th, 2008, 12:41 am
Nite mel...

:)

peace...

free2B
June 14th, 2008, 9:37 am
Good Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

what is on the agenda for today?
have you been eating your taco bell?

When my daughter got home from her 10 day honeymoon out of the country, the first stop she made was to taco bell. :)

Good Morning melinda:hug: I'm sure your daughter had a fantastic time in fiji. congrats and best wishes to her and her hubby taco bell must have been great after 10 days of island fare. howdy mal and all the rest of y'all

melinda
June 14th, 2008, 9:55 am
Nite mel...

:)

peace...

morning, mal. :hug:


I like your avie and your tribute to Tim Russert....that's nice.

melinda
June 14th, 2008, 9:56 am
Good Morning melinda:hug: I'm sure your daughter had a fantastic time in fiji. congrats and best wishes to her and her hubby taco bell must have been great after 10 days of island fare. howdy mal and all the rest of y'all

she did have a wonderful time.....except she said there are lots of mosquitoes and lots of jellyfish in Fiji. She said it was so beautiful that it was worth it though.....

free2B
June 14th, 2008, 10:42 am
she did have a wonderful time.....except she said there are lots of mosquitoes and lots of jellyfish in Fiji. She said it was so beautiful that it was worth it though.....

there are lot's of mosquitos and jellyfish right here in NC melinda but fiji is a little slice of pardise

tha malcontent™
June 14th, 2008, 10:50 am
Good Morning melinda:hug: I'm sure your daughter had a fantastic time in fiji. congrats and best wishes to her and her hubby taco bell must have been great after 10 days of island fare. howdy mal and all the rest of y'all

Mornin' F2B!...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 14th, 2008, 10:51 am
morning, mal. :hug:


I like your avie and your tribute to Tim Russert....that's nice.

:hug:

I Always Liked the Cuomo Aid...

He was a Geniune Person.

:)

peace...

melinda
June 15th, 2008, 9:16 am
Happy Father's Day, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

hope you have a wonderful and special day w/ your family....:)

free2B
June 15th, 2008, 9:22 am
Happy Father's Day, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

hope you have a wonderful and special day w/ your family....:)

Good Morning melinda:hug: and Happy Father's Day to all the proud dads out there:clap: and all the rest of y'all too!

melinda
June 15th, 2008, 10:37 am
Good Morning, free. :hug:

tha malcontent™
June 15th, 2008, 11:50 am
Happy Father's Day, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

hope you have a wonderful and special day w/ your family....:)

I have Slept in... With my Bed Hog Toddler who Sleeps Sideways and Kicks and Head Butts and Steals Covers and then I End up with her Purple Little Blanket in our 67 Degree House (Wife Took Pics), and now we are going to her BFF's House to Help his Parents Move...

At least I am not going to Work Today!...

:hug:... For Mr. Farp!

:)

peace...

free2B
June 16th, 2008, 8:57 am
Good Morning, free. :hug:

Good Morning melinda:hug:

melinda
June 16th, 2008, 9:26 am
:hug:... For Mr. Farp!

:)

peace...

morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:
so it was a good day?

melinda
June 16th, 2008, 9:27 am
Good Morning melinda:hug:

Good Morning, free. :hug:
how have you been doing?

FoxGranadaChuck
June 16th, 2008, 9:39 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
June 16th, 2008, 10:02 am
Good Morning, Chuck....
how have you been?

tha malcontent™
June 16th, 2008, 10:31 am
morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:
so it was a good day?

The Most Important thing is that I Spent it with my Wife and Daughter...

Having Said that, the Wife Volunteered me to Help her Teammate and Husband Move...

Here's a Truism about Moving...

Every Person who Lives up a Flight of Stairs, Owns a Sleeper Sofa.

(3) Flights of Stairs in this Case.

Slightly Sore and Aware of my Age Today.

:)

peace...

melinda
June 16th, 2008, 10:42 am
The Most Important thing is that I Spent it with my Wife and Daughter...

Having Said that, the Wife Volunteered me to Help her Teammate and Husband Move...

Here's a Truism about Moving...

Every Person who Lives up a Flight of Stairs, Owns a Sleeper Sofa.

(3) Flights of Stairs in this Case.

Slightly Sore and Aware of my Age Today.

:)

peace...


hmmm. I have no sleeper sofa....and no flight of stairs.
coincidence? :))

jet
June 16th, 2008, 10:51 am
Good morning, Mal, Mel, Chuck, RP....all the regulars and then some :hug:

Hope everyone is having a great morning!

melinda
June 16th, 2008, 11:01 am
Good Morning, Jet....:hug:
how are you doing this Monday morning?

jet
June 16th, 2008, 11:06 am
Good Morning, Jet....:hug:
how are you doing this Monday morning?

I am good, lady ;) How was your weekend?

melinda
June 16th, 2008, 11:07 am
eh, it was OK....
how was yours?

jet
June 16th, 2008, 11:10 am
Just ok? That stinks.

Mine was really good. I'll have to e-mail ya ;)

free2B
June 16th, 2008, 12:11 pm
Good Morning, free. :hug:
how have you been doing?

too much to do melinda:((,keeping house, yardwork, appointments, and now grantwriting, but I had a great weekend:cool: and trying to keep up with all the other stuff, while still trying to have fun;)

tha malcontent™
June 16th, 2008, 4:02 pm
hmmm. I have no sleeper sofa....and no flight of stairs.
coincidence? :))

Never Owned one... Never Will...

But I've Moved plenty...

Always to the 2nd or 3rd Floor...

:)

peace...

melinda
June 17th, 2008, 9:02 am
mal....:hug:

Happy Tuesday to you!!

FoxGranadaChuck
June 17th, 2008, 9:47 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
June 17th, 2008, 10:31 am
Good Morning, Chuck. :)
How are you on this beautiful Tuesday morning?

jet
June 17th, 2008, 11:35 am
Good morning happy people :hug:

melinda
June 17th, 2008, 12:01 pm
Good Morning, jet. are you happy this Tuesday morning?

jet
June 17th, 2008, 12:06 pm
Good Morning, jet. are you happy this Tuesday morning?

Yes, my loyal friend :hug: Focus is on the Lord ;)
How are you??

melinda
June 17th, 2008, 12:12 pm
doing good.
been internet shopping and now waiting on both my husband and my son...we're heading into the big city....to go to Spec's. :)

jet
June 17th, 2008, 12:19 pm
doing good.
been internet shopping and now waiting on both my husband and my son...we're heading into the big city....to go to Spec's. :)

What's Spec's? Sounds like a fun day! I envy you in the sense you can be home and hang with your hubby during the week.

melinda
June 17th, 2008, 12:23 pm
What's Spec's? Sounds like a fun day! I envy you in the sense you can be home and hang with your hubby during the week.

Spec's is a huge liquor store in Downtown Houston w/ lots of smaller locations all over the city. Besides alcohol though, they also have great cracker, cheese, meats, chocolate, pepper, hot sauce assortments....it's a lot of fun.
We are having a low key party this weekend for all our friends who did not get invited to our daughter's wedding. (since the wedding was small)
Gonna have fajitas and all the fixins....plus a margarita machine.
So we have to go get some things for the party.




sometimes it is wonderful being around hubby so much....sometimes we drive each other slap ass crazy. :))

jet
June 17th, 2008, 12:29 pm
Spec's is a huge liquor store in Downtown Houston w/ lots of smaller locations all over the city. Besides alcohol though, they also have great cracker, cheese, meats, chocolate, pepper, hot sauce assortments....it's a lot of fun.
We are having a low key party this weekend for all our friends who did not get invited to our daughter's wedding. (since the wedding was small)
Gonna have fajitas and all the fixins....plus a margarita machine.
So we have to go get some things for the party.




sometimes it is wonderful being around hubby so much....sometimes we drive each other slap ass crazy. :))

That sounds like a great time! I love margaritas!!! :Drool: And cheese...and chocolate ;)

Well, yeah, that's the beauty of marriage....learning to live together in harmony. I know too much time with my hubby drives me bonkers too ;)

tha malcontent™
June 17th, 2008, 2:01 pm
mal....:hug:

Happy Tuesday to you!!

:hug: And to you, Lady...

Much Better Today, than Yesterday...

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 17th, 2008, 2:02 pm
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss-ssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!...

:)

peace...

melinda
June 17th, 2008, 4:14 pm
:hug: And to you, Lady...

Much Better Today, than Yesterday...

:)

peace...

what happened yesterday? :(

melinda
June 17th, 2008, 4:15 pm
That sounds like a great time! I love margaritas!!! :Drool: And cheese...and chocolate ;)

Well, yeah, that's the beauty of marriage....learning to live together in harmony. I know too much time with my hubby drives me bonkers too ;)

I'm still trying to learn to live together....when does it get easy? :))

tha malcontent™
June 17th, 2008, 10:34 pm
what happened yesterday? :(

The Wife's Momma went to the Hospital... (She's OK, getting Checked out again today...)

Recovering from the Move on Sunday... Worked for 13 Hours...

Tired... Tired... Tired.

Took my Dad out for Dinner though.

:)

peace...

RayMan
June 17th, 2008, 10:38 pm
I'm still trying to learn to live together....when does it get easy? :))

Let's see...35th anniversary coming up...let me get back to you.

tha malcontent™
June 18th, 2008, 10:08 am
Mornin' all!...

There were still People @ the Strip Club on Federal when I was Driving to Work this Morning...

Yeah, that was just before 3 in the AM...

And no, I did not Stop in! ;)

:)

peace...

melinda
June 18th, 2008, 12:03 pm
Let's see...35th anniversary coming up...let me get back to you.

I'm Sept 11th......it will be my 26th. I'm still trying to figure it out.....:))

one of my favorite sayings was a husband and a wife talking.
the husband says, "I know you like a book...."
the wife says, "Yeah. But you don't know what page I'm on." ;)

melinda
June 18th, 2008, 12:04 pm
morning, mal....:hug: :hug: :hug:

how's my favorite doing today?

CID_0687
June 18th, 2008, 12:05 pm
I'm Sept 11th......it will be my 26th. I'm still trying to figure it out.....:))

one of my favorite sayings was a husband and a wife talking.
the husband says, "I know you like a book...."
the wife says, "Yeah. But you don't know what page I'm on." ;)
Wow, y'all are reassuring...We just had our 7th in March...I was really hoping things would change somewhere around 10...:((

Frazzled
June 18th, 2008, 12:19 pm
Wow, y'all are reassuring...We just had our 7th in March...I was really hoping things would change somewhere around 10...:((

...ya okay :hug:

tha malcontent™
June 18th, 2008, 3:34 pm
morning, mal....:hug: :hug: :hug:

how's my favorite doing today?

:hug::hug::hug:

Better now that I've Hugged Mr. Farp!... ;)

:)

peace...

tha malcontent™
June 19th, 2008, 6:49 am
:cool:

"Huggin' Mr. Farp"... ;)

:)

peace...

FoxGranadaChuck
June 19th, 2008, 8:40 am
Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Mal!!!

melinda
June 19th, 2008, 9:03 am
morning, Chuck!!

melinda
June 19th, 2008, 9:04 am
morning, mal. :hug: