The mel and mal Variety Show™

[snow96]

Good Friday Morning, Everybody!!!!!

The worlds Friday is My Monday. The worlds Tuesday is my Friday.

[republicanprincess]

Bread defines a restaurant in my opinion... :D If the bread is bad, chances are the food will be too!
Did you go yet? How was it? Did you eat some bread for me? :)

[Rhonda]

This one was given to me by jetfire....:)

Christian Ways to Reduce Stress:

An Angel says, "Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice."
1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety. If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest.
18. Eat right.
19. Get organized so everything has its place.
20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good "Thank you Jesus."
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33. Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36. Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.


"If God is for us, who can be against us?"
(Romans 8:31)

Good stuff Mel :hug:

[jet]

Did you go yet? How was it? Did you eat some bread for me? :)


I went yesterday :D It was yummy as always and of course...I ate a lot of bread ;)

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/malsroadhouse.jpg (http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=648641)

^Click it...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/fun%20pics/thtea1.gif

Mmmmm... Yes it is... :hug:

:)

peace...

[melinda]

it was a long and very productive day.............got so much done!! :)

[free2B]

Good stuff Mel :hug:

"If God is for us, who can be against us?"
(Romans 8:31)

[tha malcontent™]

it was a long and very productive day.............got so much done!! :)

Mine was like this...

Slept until 7 in the AM... (Thursday I was up @ 2, Work by 3 in the AM)...

Went to the Kid Gym with the Kids...

To Panera Bread after...

Home after...

Hamburger Stand...

Work for a Couple...

Movie after (Harold & Kumar... Funny, and a lot of Pantslessness... :drool:)

Tea Garden after...

Home after...

Woke Recently to Nurse this Bastard that was a Product Yesterday...

Is it 2 again?...

****!

:)

peace....

[melinda]

I've got a LOT to do again today.............
window men are coming tomorrow.

We're getting ALL new windows in the house.
it'll be great. it'll be great. it'll be great.
(I keep telling myself that.)

[tha malcontent™]

I've got a LOT to do again today.............
window men are coming tomorrow.

We're getting ALL new windows in the house.
it'll be great. it'll be great. it'll be great.
(I keep telling myself that.)

Are you going to be Energy Efficient?...

:)

peace...

[republicanprincess]

Movie after (Harold & Kumar... Funny, and a lot of Pantslessness... :drool:)

Is that at the theatres or is it out on DVD yet?

[tha malcontent™]

Is that at the theatres or is it out on DVD yet?

White Castle is on DVD...

Escape from GB is in Theaters...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

drinking margaritas in celebration of cuatro de mayo!!!

[old_runner]

drinking margaritas in celebration of cuatro de mayo!!!

Sounds like a GREAT idea. I wish I was there to join you

[old_runner]

you should've been....they are great!!!

Patron Silver.......yummy!!!

Patron Silver!!!
Now you're just rubbing it in..lol

[old_runner]

no....not rubbing it in....pouring it down my throat. ;)


:))

Lol..now there is a vision to remember.......

[old_runner]

and it's soooooo good. :)


LOL..now you're teasing

[melinda]

maybe.................:angel:

[old_runner]

maybe.................:angel:

well..it's working on me..lol

[melinda]

lol....OK, I'm off to watch Desperate Housewives....

have a good one OR. :hug:

[old_runner]

lol....OK, I'm off to watch Desperate Housewives....

have a good one OR. :hug:

Enjoy your show Mel

(you're still hotter than Eva)

[old_runner]

thank you.....I'm older too. :((

You get better with age

[republicanprincess]

lol....OK, I'm off to watch Desperate Housewives....

have a good one OR. :hug:

LOL! I never wouldve thought you would be a DH fan. :). I used to watch it religiously but I ended up getting behind and losing interest. Eva Langoria is beautiful.

[free2B]

LOL! I never wouldve thought you would be a DH fan. :). I used to watch it religiously but I ended up getting behind and losing interest. Eva Langoria is beautiful.

never watched the program but eva is gorgeous! howdy princess, how've you been?;)

[republicanprincess]

never watched the program but eva is gorgeous! howdy princess, how've you been?;)

Doing great...in denial that tomorrow is Monday :D

[free2B]

Doing great...in denial that tomorrow is Monday :D


I'm dreading it too princess, still have to finish my income taxes:((

[melinda]

LOL! I never wouldve thought you would be a DH fan. :). I used to watch it religiously but I ended up getting behind and losing interest. Eva Langoria is beautiful.

I lost interest for a while also, I never saw the tornado episode; but my daughter got me back hooked on it. It's really gotten good again; for a while it was slowing down, but it's picked back up. Tune in next Sunday. :)

[melinda]

Doing great...in denial that tomorrow is Monday :D


but, but ... it's CINCO DE MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melinda]

just b/c I love to help others; here's a tip to make laundry go just a little bit quicker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV8VihyRwEQ

[melinda]

Happy Cinco de Mayo, Y'all!!


morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

morning the rest of the crew. :hug:

[old_runner]

:hug:
Good Morning Mel

Are you starting the day off with Margaritas??

[melinda]

:hug:
Good Morning Mel

Are you starting the day off with Margaritas??

not this morning.....diet coke, my usual. :)
and you?

[melinda]

WALKING AND BEER:

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles per year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud to be an American.

[tha malcontent™]

drinking margaritas in celebration of cuatro de mayo!!!

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=26651571&postcount=24

^Starts there...

:)

peace...

[republicanprincess]

I lost interest for a while also, I never saw the tornado episode; but my daughter got me back hooked on it. It's really gotten good again; for a while it was slowing down, but it's picked back up. Tune in next Sunday. :)

ok, I'll check it out. I usually read a book while hubby flips furiously through the channels. :D

Free, you haven't filed your taxes yet? Bad boy!!

[melinda]

ok, I'll check it out. I usually read a book while hubby flips furiously through the channels. :D

Free, you haven't filed your taxes yet? Bad boy!!



you and your husband sound a lot like me and mine....:))
he flips, I read. until he finally finds something that catches my attention.
thankfully we both love sports.

[republicanprincess]

you and your husband sound a lot like me and mine....:))
he flips, I read. until he finally finds something that catches my attention.
thankfully we both love sports.

We both watch Deadliest Catch on Discovery, Diners, Drive-ins and Dive's on Food Network, and Ghosthunters on Sci-Fi. Then there's Nascar and baseball right now. Other than that, I read a book, he flips, but then when something DOES grab my attention he'll leave it there for about 3 minutes, then turn it. :wall:

[old_runner]

not this morning.....diet coke, my usual. :)
and you?

I've been at work for almost 8 hours now.....I'll make up for the lack of alcohol later tonight.

[melinda]

I've been at work for almost 8 hours now.....I'll make up for the lack of alcohol later tonight.

gotta love cinco de mayo!! ;)

[melinda]

Good Tuesday Morning mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

Good Tuesday Morning Everyone Else!!! :hug:


what have you got going on for today?
Anyone have anything special?

[melinda]

A baby asked God, 'They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?' God said, 'Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.'
The child further inquired, 'But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.' God said, 'Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy.'
Again the child asked, 'And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?' God said, 'Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak.'
'And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?' God said, 'Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray.'
'Who will protect me?' God said, 'Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life.'
'But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore.' God said, 'Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you.'
At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, 'God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name.'
God said, 'You will simply call her, 'Mom.'

[melinda]

Thank you, Lord
For each new day you give to me
For earth and sand and sky and sea
For rainbows after spring time showers
autumn leaves and summer flowers
winter snowscapes so serene
harvest fields of gold and green
Beauty shining all around
Lilac scent and robin sound
Stars that twinkle high above
And all the people that I love.
Amen.

[republicanprincess]

Thanks for the inspirationals, Mel. I sure could use them today. I've had better ones...

[melinda]

Thanks for the inspirationals, Mel. I sure could use them today. I've had better ones...

:hug: :hug: :hug:

I'm off to the gym now, but I'll be back later....if you want to talk, my PM's are always open. Hang in there, RP!!

[tha malcontent™]

:hug::hug::hug: <For mel...

:hug:<For everybody else!...

mels Special! ;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

SHIPWRECKED:
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again..
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

[gwhughes]

Me too.

[gwhughes]

Me too would tell the hildabeast to walk the dog. Just saying, the sheep's a better option.

[gwhughes]

I should have just : :))

[melinda]

morning, mal. :hug:
how are things in your world today??


morning, everyone else. :hug:



and especially RP, I do hope today is much much better for you. :hug: :hug: :hug:

[JDGreen]

morning, mal. :hug:
how are things in your world today??


morning, everyone else. :hug:



and especially RP, I do hope today is much much better for you. :hug: :hug: :hug:

Hey, good lookin'!!!:hug:

[melinda]

Hey, good lookin'!!!:hug:

DEERE!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:
how are you this morning???

[JDGreen]

DEERE!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:
how are you this morning???

I'm tired... Trying to get a few things done... But otherwise, fabulous!

[tha malcontent™]

I Wonder how many Times I have Forgotten to Take a 10 Minute Break for Every 4 Hours Worked?...

Not this Morning, that's for Damned Sure!

Office @ 3...

Is that Too Early?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I'm tired... Trying to get a few things done... But otherwise, fabulous!

great to hear....when do you get to sleep?

[melinda]

I Wonder how many Times I have Forgotten to Take a 10 Minute Break for Every 4 Hours Worked?...

Not this Morning, that's for Damned Sure!

Office @ 3...

Is that Too Early?...

:)

peace...

for Deere, that's probably late.....:))

at my house that is about the time I would be playing "let this cat in; let that cat out"

[JDGreen]

great to hear....when do you get to sleep?

Eh, a little later... Night shift sucks...

[melinda]

Eh, a little later... Night shift sucks...

Sorry, Deere....:hug:
how are your legs/feet holding up in your boots?

[JDGreen]

Sorry, Deere....:hug:
how are your legs/feet holding up in your boots?

Oh, fine... My footwear is great..

[melinda]

Oh, fine... My footwear is great..

:)
wonderful!!
so how many hours of sleep do you usually get?
I'm trying to understand the 'night shift' here....

[tha malcontent™]

:hug::hug::hug:

mel!...

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

:)
wonderful!!
so how many hours of sleep do you usually get?
I'm trying to understand the 'night shift' here....

I have to be at the plant for a status meeting at 4:15PM.. My crew starts at 4:45.. IF everything goes well, we get out at 3:15 AM, which is rare lately.. I got home at around 5:00 this morning and hope to get to bed around 8 or so.. Up at 3:00 PM to do it all over again...
To answer your question, I get 5 to 7 hours of sleep each day..:D

[melinda]

:hug::hug::hug:

mel!...

:)

peace...

mal!!!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

I was just blowing some bubbles. Found some in a cabinet that I was cleaning out....
having too much fun!!

(my husband and son, however, think I'm nuts....:)) )

[melinda]

I have to be at the plant for a status meeting at 4:15PM.. My crew starts at 4:45.. IF everything goes well, we get out at 3:15 AM, which is rare lately.. I got home at around 5:00 this morning and hope to get to bed around 8 or so.. Up at 3:00 PM to do it all over again...
To answer your question, I get 5 to 7 hours of sleep each day..:D

I was gonna say it's already past 8:00, and then I remembered YOUR time. lol
OK, thanks for telling me that...........do you sleep pretty good during the day?
are you so tired it doesn't matter or are you just used to it by now?

[tha malcontent™]

mal!!!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

I was just blowing some bubbles. Found some in a cabinet that I was cleaning out....
having too much fun!!

(my husband and son, however, think I'm nuts....:)) )

The lil one Loves the Bubbles!...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

The lil one Loves the Bubbles!...

:)

peace...

believe it or not....I thought of you and her blowing bubbles together.

I also was reminded of a video I call "my daughter's very bad day...." :((
we were visiting at my sister's house and one of the cousins was being quite bossy w/ my daughter. My daughter was almost 5; the cousin barely 6. Anyway, my sister was growing strawberries and my daughter was fascinated w/ the little plants. Her cousin kept yelling at her to not touch the plants; my daughter wasn't. My daughter was so excited, she couldn't wait to have one of the strawberries, but when I tried explaining to her that we would be leaving before the strawberries were ripe, my daughter started crying. Of course explaining to her that I would get her strawberries didn't help. At that moment, she wanted those strawberries. And the bossy cousin was informing my daughter that SHE, of course, would get the strawberries. So we started blowing bubbles to take my daughter's mind off the strawberries. She was having so much fun at first, but then her cousin started popping all of her bubbles...........My daughter started crying. Do you know even after all these years, it still makes me sad about what a bad day my daughter was having in her little four year old world............

[old_runner]

mal!!!!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

I was just blowing some bubbles. Found some in a cabinet that I was cleaning out....
having too much fun!!

(my husband and son, however, think I'm nuts....:)) )

A thought to get you through the day...mel sitting there..all innocent and sweet..blowing bubbles

*SIGHS*....

[melinda]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/smilies/thbubble1.gif

[JDGreen]

I was gonna say it's already past 8:00, and then I remembered YOUR time. lol
OK, thanks for telling me that...........do you sleep pretty good during the day?
are you so tired it doesn't matter or are you just used to it by now?

Ahh.. Been doing it for a year and a half, so I'm pretty used to it.. Kinda gets screwed up on the weekends..

[old_runner]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/smilies/thbubble1.gif

LOL...seee....:)

[gwhughes]

yeah, I'm not smart....you gotta state the obvious w/ me. ;)

:))


morning, hughes!! :hug:

Hey Mel, hey everyone! I didn't mean it like that, more my bad kinda thing.:)

[JDGreen]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/smilies/thbubble1.gif

Hmm... Bubbles........ Nah... Won't go there....:angel:

[melinda]

Ahh.. Been doing it for a year and a half, so I'm pretty used to it.. Kinda gets screwed up on the weekends..

how much longer do you have do work night shift?

[melinda]

Hmm... Bubbles........ Nah... Won't go there....:angel:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/smilies/thBubbleBath1.gif

[melinda]

OK...y'all have a great day....Deere, have a great sleep........
I got some things I have to get done.
God willing, I'll be back later. :)

[JDGreen]

how much longer do you have do work night shift?

I have no idea... I love the people I work with and the atmosphere on night shift.. The hours just suck...

[JDGreen]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/smilies/thBubbleBath1.gif


Ummm.... Ya....... Sweet dreams!! LOL...

[tha malcontent™]

believe it or not....I thought of you and her blowing bubbles together.

I also was reminded of a video I call "my daughter's very bad day...." :((
we were visiting at my sister's house and one of the cousins was being quite bossy w/ my daughter. My daughter was almost 5; the cousin barely 6. Anyway, my sister was growing strawberries and my daughter was fascinated w/ the little plants. Her cousin kept yelling at her to not touch the plants; my daughter wasn't. My daughter was so excited, she couldn't wait to have one of the strawberries, but when I tried explaining to her that we would be leaving before the strawberries were ripe, my daughter started crying. Of course explaining to her that I would get her strawberries didn't help. At that moment, she wanted those strawberries. And the bossy cousin was informing my daughter that SHE, of course, would get the strawberries. So we started blowing bubbles to take my daughter's mind off the strawberries. She was having so much fun at first, but then her cousin started popping all of her bubbles...........My daughter started crying. Do you know even after all these years, it still makes me sad about what a bad day my daughter was having in her little four year old world............

:(( makes a malcontent Sad too!...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I have no idea... I love the people I work with and the atmosphere on night shift.. The hours just suck...

but those are some great positives!! :)

[melinda]

:(( makes a malcontent Sad too!...

:)

peace...

kids are mean sometimes.....:mad:

[tha malcontent™]

kids are mean sometimes.....:mad:

My lil one was getting Bitten @ School a couple of months ago, and it was Making me Sad beyond Belief...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

I remember that now that you mention it....whatever happened about that??

There are just Biters...

Mine isn't one, but she was the Target a Couple of Times...

Eventually Most of them Grow out of it.

One of the Kids is a Friend of our's Kid...

She Told us about it.

It Happens, but it was Upsetting as Hell while it was Happening.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

my daughter bit my son once when I first brought him home from the hospital....I took her little arm and bit her (hard) exactly where she bit him. She never bit again............

I'da Been Sued... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

yeah, I know. can't bite another person's kid.
and I can't promise that technique even works for everyone. but in our case, it did work.

it's also hard when the other kid is a friend......you want so desperately to protect your kids from everything, but they have to live IN the world, which means they have to learn how to deal with people and situations.

Back in our Day, other Parents would Swat our Asses!...

Those Days are LONG Gone.

So how's Yer Week been so Far, Lady?...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Back in our Day, other Parents would Swat our Asses!...

Those Days are LONG Gone.

So how's Yer Week been so Far, Lady?...

:)

peace...

busy, but good.
and yours?

[gwhughes]

Hiya!

[tha malcontent™]

busy, but good.
and yours?

Haven't Slept yet this Week...

Other than that... ;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Haven't Slept yet this Week...

Other than that... ;)

:)

peace...

I used to be able to do that ... when I was younger. ;)
hope you get some sleep soon!

[gwhughes]

Sleep when your dead, or retired whichever comes first.

[melinda]

Sleep when your dead, or retired whichever comes first.

I'm close to dead............:))

[gwhughes]

No!!! :) You lead a pretty blessed life, I'd say you're far from dead.

[melinda]

No!!! :) You lead a pretty blessed life, I'd say you're far from dead.

well....I'm gonna try and put it off as long as I can. We'll have to see what God says. ;)

[free2B]

well....I'm gonna try and put it off as long as I can. We'll have to see what God says. ;)

from me to you melinda:hug: I hope you live and long and continually blessed life! God willing

[melinda]

from me to you melinda:hug: I hope you live and long and continually blessed life! God willing

thank you, free. And I pray the same for you my friend. :hug:

[gwhughes]

from me to you melinda:hug: I hope you live and long and continually blessed life! God willing

Ditto that!;)

[free2B]

thank you, free. And I pray the same for you my friend. :hug:

thanks melinda and thanks for being a friend:hug:

[tha malcontent™]

Sleep when your dead, or retired whichever comes first.

I Love the Smell of Jello Gelitan Cups in the Morning...

It Smells like...

3AM.

:)

peace...

[gwhughes]

Jello? I guess you can sleep now, you're in the retirement home:)

[melinda]

Ditto that!;)

thanks hughes. :)
and I pray the same for you too!! :hug:

[melinda]

I Love the Smell of Jello Gelitan Cups in the Morning...

It Smells like...

3AM.

:)

peace...

Jello Gelitan Cups smell like morning? hmmm.
morning to me smells like diet coke...that fist little fizzle as I pop the top open, and then the fizzle tickling my nose as I bring it up to my mouth to take that first cold sip............mmmmmmm LOVE IT!!
Really, I should be doing diet coke commercials. I wouldn't even have to act!

[melinda]

morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

morning, hughes. :hug: :hug: :hug:


morning everyone else! :)


I miss Joey..........:((

[JDGreen]

3AM smells like beer-thirty for this kid.....

[JDGreen]

Mornin' Mel!:hug::hug:

How are you this morning, sweetie???

[melinda]

This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms,
wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying,
'It's okay honey, Mommy's here.'

Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted.

This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair
and milk stains on their blouses
and diapers in their purse.

For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes.
And all the mothers who DON'T.

This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see.
And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes.

This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections are hanging on their refrigerator doors.

And for all the mothers who froze their buns on metal bleachers at football or soccer games instead of watching from the warmth of their cars.
And that when their kids asked, 'Did you see me, Mom?' they could say, 'Of course, I wouldn't
have missed it for the world,' and mean it.

This is for all the mothers who yell at their kids in the grocery store and swat them in despair when they stomp their feet and scream for ice cream before dinner.
And for all the mothers who count to ten instead, but realize how child abuse happens.

This is for all the mothers who sat down with their children and explained all about making babies.
And for all the (grand)mothers who wanted to, but just couldn't find the words.

This is for all the mothers who go hungry, so their children can eat.

For all the mothers who read 'Goodnight, Moon' twice a night for a year.
And then read it again, 'Just one more time.'

This is for all the mothers who taught their children to tie their shoelaces before they started school. And for all the mothers who opted for Velcro instead.

This is for all the mothers who teach their sons to cook and their daughters to sink a jump shot.

This is for every mother whose head turns automatically when a little voice calls 'Mom?' in a crowd, even though they know their own offspring are at home -- or even away
at college -- or have their own families.

This is for all the mothers who sent their kids to school with stomach aches, assuring them
they'd be just FINE once they got there, only to get calls from the school nurse an hour later asking them to please pick them up.
Right away.

This is for mothers whose children have gone astray,
who can't find the words to reach them.
For all the mothers who bite their lips until they bleed when their 14 year olds dye their hair green.

For all the mothers of the victims of recent school shootings,
and the mothers of those who did the shooting.
For the mothers of the survivors, and the mothers who sat in front of their TVs in horror, hugging their child who just came home from school, safely.

This is for all the mothers who taught their children to be peaceful, and now pray they come home safely from a war.

What makes a good mother anyway?
Is it patience? Compassion? Broad hips?
The ability to nurse a baby, cook dinner, and sew a button on a shirt, all at the same time?

Or is it in her heart?
Is it the ache she feels when she watches her son or daughter disappear down the street, walking to school alone for the very first time?

The jolt that takes her from sleep to dread, from bed to crib at 2 A.M. to put her hand on the back of a sleeping baby?

The panic, years later, that comes again at 2 A.M. when she just wants to hear their key in the door and know they are safe again in her home?

Or the need to flee from wherever she is and hug her child when she hears news of a fire, a car accident, a child dying?

The emotions of motherhood are universal and so our thoughts are for young mothers stumbling through diaper changes and sleep deprivation...
And for mature mothers learning to let go.

For working mothers and stay-at-home mothers.

Single mothers and married mothers.

Mothers with money, mothers without.

This is for you all. For all of us...

Hang in there. In the end we can only do the best we can. Tell them every day that we love them. And pray and never stop being a mother...

[melinda]

Mornin' Mel!:hug::hug:

How are you this morning, sweetie???

doing great, Deere!! and you?
you sleep well yesterday?

[melinda]

3AM smells like beer-thirty for this kid.....

you don't have to wait until 5:00? ;)

[JDGreen]

you don't have to wait until 5:00? ;)

It's 5:00 where you're at where it's 3:00 where I'm at.... That works, doesn't it?:D

[JDGreen]

doing great, Deere!! and you?
you sleep well yesterday?

Ya, slept well, just not much... I am BEAT this morning... Just popped in to say hi...

[melinda]

It's 5:00 where you're at where it's 3:00 where I'm at.... That works, doesn't it?:D

it is 5:00 o'clock somewhere....;)
we are remodeling our house and our garage is no longer "just" a garage....it's got a flat screen tv on the wall and we'll sit out there on occassion and entertain. So my husband put a huge clock out there permanently set to 5:00. :)

[JDGreen]

it is 5:00 o'clock somewhere....;)
we are remodeling our house and our garage is no longer "just" a garage....it's got a flat screen tv on the wall and we'll sit out there on occassion and entertain. So my husband put a huge clock out there permanently set to 5:00. :)

That's awesome! Buy that man a beer!!

[tha malcontent™]

This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms,
wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying,
'It's okay honey, Mommy's here.'

Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted.

This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair
and milk stains on their blouses
and diapers in their purse.

For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes.
And all the mothers who DON'T.

This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see.
And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes.

This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections are hanging on their refrigerator doors.

And for all the mothers who froze their buns on metal bleachers at football or soccer games instead of watching from the warmth of their cars.
And that when their kids asked, 'Did you see me, Mom?' they could say, 'Of course, I wouldn't
have missed it for the world,' and mean it.

This is for all the mothers who yell at their kids in the grocery store and swat them in despair when they stomp their feet and scream for ice cream before dinner.
And for all the mothers who count to ten instead, but realize how child abuse happens.

This is for all the mothers who sat down with their children and explained all about making babies.
And for all the (grand)mothers who wanted to, but just couldn't find the words.

This is for all the mothers who go hungry, so their children can eat.

For all the mothers who read 'Goodnight, Moon' twice a night for a year.
And then read it again, 'Just one more time.'

This is for all the mothers who taught their children to tie their shoelaces before they started school. And for all the mothers who opted for Velcro instead.

This is for all the mothers who teach their sons to cook and their daughters to sink a jump shot.

This is for every mother whose head turns automatically when a little voice calls 'Mom?' in a crowd, even though they know their own offspring are at home -- or even away
at college -- or have their own families.

This is for all the mothers who sent their kids to school with stomach aches, assuring them
they'd be just FINE once they got there, only to get calls from the school nurse an hour later asking them to please pick them up.
Right away.

This is for mothers whose children have gone astray,
who can't find the words to reach them.
For all the mothers who bite their lips until they bleed when their 14 year olds dye their hair green.

For all the mothers of the victims of recent school shootings,
and the mothers of those who did the shooting.
For the mothers of the survivors, and the mothers who sat in front of their TVs in horror, hugging their child who just came home from school, safely.

This is for all the mothers who taught their children to be peaceful, and now pray they come home safely from a war.

What makes a good mother anyway?
Is it patience? Compassion? Broad hips?
The ability to nurse a baby, cook dinner, and sew a button on a shirt, all at the same time?

Or is it in her heart?
Is it the ache she feels when she watches her son or daughter disappear down the street, walking to school alone for the very first time?

The jolt that takes her from sleep to dread, from bed to crib at 2 A.M. to put her hand on the back of a sleeping baby?

The panic, years later, that comes again at 2 A.M. when she just wants to hear their key in the door and know they are safe again in her home?

Or the need to flee from wherever she is and hug her child when she hears news of a fire, a car accident, a child dying?

The emotions of motherhood are universal and so our thoughts are for young mothers stumbling through diaper changes and sleep deprivation...
And for mature mothers learning to let go.

For working mothers and stay-at-home mothers.

Single mothers and married mothers.

Mothers with money, mothers without.

This is for you all. For all of us...

Hang in there. In the end we can only do the best we can. Tell them every day that we love them. And pray and never stop being a mother...

You Rule, mel... Happy Mothers Day, Lady.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

You Rule, mel... Happy Mothers Day, Lady.

:)

peace...

thank you, mal....and don't worry, I know how very important fathers are too....it's just y'all have to wait until June. ;)

[tha malcontent™]

thank you, mal....and don't worry, I know how very important fathers are too....it's just y'all have to wait until June. ;)

:hug:

My Dad Rules...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

and YOU rule....:)

:hug:

:)

peace...

[free2B]

Jello Gelitan Cups smell like morning? hmmm.
morning to me smells like diet coke...that fist little fizzle as I pop the top open, and then the fizzle tickling my nose as I bring it up to my mouth to take that first cold sip............mmmmmmm LOVE IT!!
Really, I should be doing diet coke commercials. I wouldn't even have to act!

you're putting on an act melinda:snooty:

[free2B]

This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms,
wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying,
'It's okay honey, Mommy's here.'

Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted.

This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair
and milk stains on their blouses
and diapers in their purse.

For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes.
And all the mothers who DON'T.

This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see.
And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes.

This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections are hanging on their refrigerator doors.

And for all the mothers who froze their buns on metal bleachers at football or soccer games instead of watching from the warmth of their cars.
And that when their kids asked, 'Did you see me, Mom?' they could say, 'Of course, I wouldn't
have missed it for the world,' and mean it.

This is for all the mothers who yell at their kids in the grocery store and swat them in despair when they stomp their feet and scream for ice cream before dinner.
And for all the mothers who count to ten instead, but realize how child abuse happens.

This is for all the mothers who sat down with their children and explained all about making babies.
And for all the (grand)mothers who wanted to, but just couldn't find the words.

This is for all the mothers who go hungry, so their children can eat.

For all the mothers who read 'Goodnight, Moon' twice a night for a year.
And then read it again, 'Just one more time.'

This is for all the mothers who taught their children to tie their shoelaces before they started school. And for all the mothers who opted for Velcro instead.

This is for all the mothers who teach their sons to cook and their daughters to sink a jump shot.

This is for every mother whose head turns automatically when a little voice calls 'Mom?' in a crowd, even though they know their own offspring are at home -- or even away
at college -- or have their own families.

This is for all the mothers who sent their kids to school with stomach aches, assuring them
they'd be just FINE once they got there, only to get calls from the school nurse an hour later asking them to please pick them up.
Right away.

This is for mothers whose children have gone astray,
who can't find the words to reach them.
For all the mothers who bite their lips until they bleed when their 14 year olds dye their hair green.

For all the mothers of the victims of recent school shootings,
and the mothers of those who did the shooting.
For the mothers of the survivors, and the mothers who sat in front of their TVs in horror, hugging their child who just came home from school, safely.

This is for all the mothers who taught their children to be peaceful, and now pray they come home safely from a war.

What makes a good mother anyway?
Is it patience? Compassion? Broad hips?
The ability to nurse a baby, cook dinner, and sew a button on a shirt, all at the same time?

Or is it in her heart?
Is it the ache she feels when she watches her son or daughter disappear down the street, walking to school alone for the very first time?

The jolt that takes her from sleep to dread, from bed to crib at 2 A.M. to put her hand on the back of a sleeping baby?

The panic, years later, that comes again at 2 A.M. when she just wants to hear their key in the door and know they are safe again in her home?

Or the need to flee from wherever she is and hug her child when she hears news of a fire, a car accident, a child dying?

The emotions of motherhood are universal and so our thoughts are for young mothers stumbling through diaper changes and sleep deprivation...
And for mature mothers learning to let go.

For working mothers and stay-at-home mothers.

Single mothers and married mothers.

Mothers with money, mothers without.

This is for you all. For all of us...

Hang in there. In the end we can only do the best we can. Tell them every day that we love them. And pray and never stop being a mother...

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY:angel: melinda:hug:

[melinda]

you're putting on an act melinda:snooty:

:))
but really...I LOVE my diet coke!!!!!!!!!

not b/c I need it; just for the taste of it. ;)

[gwhughes]

Mprning to me smells like safeguard soap, morning shower...

[free2B]

:))
but really...I LOVE my diet coke!!!!!!!!!

not b/c I need it; just for the taste of it. ;)

a pot of coffee in the morning gourmet supreme mmmmmmm:exclaim:

[republicanprincess]

It's after 11pm here and I can't sleep! :wall:

[Z_only1]

Warm milk?

Sex works ....

[tha malcontent™]

Warm milk?

Sex works ....

:))

:)

peace...

[melinda]

morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

morning, All.....:)


happy Friday!!!!!!!!

[tha malcontent™]

morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

morning, All.....:)


happy Friday!!!!!!!!

:hug:

Howdy Lady!...

Come to the Bar for a Drynk Today, Dammit!...

:)

peace...

[Ninjacorpse]

So whats this thread supposed to be about? are you here to entertain me?

[tha malcontent™]

So whats this thread supposed to be about? are you here to entertain me?

There are (2) of us... Are you Addressing (1) or Both?...

:)

peace...

[Ninjacorpse]

There are (2) of us... Are you Addressing (1) or Both?...

:)

peace...

I don't know how many of you will it take to answer my question/ entertain me?

[tha malcontent™]

I don't know how many of you will it take to answer my question/ entertain me?

"But you Know how many we are going to Use"...

:)

peace...

[Ninjacorpse]

"But you Know how many we are going to Use"...

:)

peace...

This isn't the matrix, riddles serve no purpose here.

[tha malcontent™]

This isn't the matrix, riddles serve no purpose here.

Not Familiar with Mr. White, are ya...

Tater Tot?...

:)

peace...

[Ninjacorpse]

ok

[melinda]

I don't know how many of you will it take to answer my question/ entertain me?

how many people does it usually take to entertain you?

[tha malcontent™]

:)) :)) :))

^She gets me!...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

uh huh!! :hug:

I've been Bad with my Eating Recently, mel... :(

:)

peace...

[melinda]

I've been Bad with my Eating Recently, mel... :(

:)

peace...

I've seen a few of your snack brakes over at the Lodge....

well..........today is the first day of the rest of your life. :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

I've seen a few of your snack brakes over at the Lodge....

well..........today is the first day of the rest of your life. :hug:

ENABLER!... j/k...

:hug:

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

get me a shot of tequila........then I'll show you some enabling. :)

Seriously... You and the Hubby ever in D-Town...

Ring us...

After 10 Months of Breast Feeding Post Early July... ;)

We'll go Drynkin!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Tempted to See how "Mel in the Mornings" Does in this Slot...

I am a Producer, After All... :think:

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Tempted to See how "Mel in the Mornings" Does in this Slot...

I am a Producer, After All... :think:

:)

peace...

I can't do it alone.....no no no. I NEED you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great weekend, mal. I'll be out of here in a bit..........:hug: :hug: :hug:

[melinda]

Seriously... You and the Hubby ever in D-Town...

Ring us...

After 10 Months of Breast Feeding Post Early July... ;)

We'll go Drynkin!

:)

peace...

that would be wonderful, mal.
no plans to head that way as of now, but if the opportunity presents itself.
or if you and mrs. mal head this way....:)

[melinda]

Before I was a Mom,
I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a Mom -
I had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Chewed on.
Peed on.

I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.
Before I was a Mom,
I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.
Or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

Before I was a Mom,
I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put her down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt.
I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
I never knew I would love being a Mom.

Before I was a Mom -

I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.
I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy.

Before I was a Mom -
I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.

I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache,
the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom.
I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom.

[tha malcontent™]

I can't do it alone.....no no no. I NEED you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great weekend, mal. I'll be out of here in a bit..........:hug: :hug: :hug:

:hug:

She's the Best...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

I Miss my mel!... :(










:cry:












:((












:)

peace...

[republicanprincess]

Happy Mothers Day ya'll! :hug:

[melinda]

Happy Mother's Day to you, RP. :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

Mel had a GREAT time on the river, even though she lost her sunglasses.......

Mel had a pretty good time on 6th Street, even though there was a bit of drama....
when will people learn that 'no' means NO!!

all in all it was fun, fun, fun.



Happy Sunday, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

:hug:

:)

peace...

[Stuball]

like they say at Belmont when it rains



Happy Mudders Day

[melinda]

:hug:

:)

peace...

did you give your mother a nice day, mal? :)
(I'm sure you did....I know you that well!)

[tha malcontent™]

did you give your mother a nice day, mal? :)
(I'm sure you did....I know you that well!)

My Momma's are Taken Care of... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

like they say at Belmont when it rains



Happy Mudders Day

Hello muddah, hello faddah
Here I am at Camp Granada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

I went hiking with Joe Spivy
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

How I don't want this should scare ya
But my bunkmate has malaria
You remember Jeffrey Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party.

Take me home, oh muddah, faddah
Take me home, I hate Granada
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day.

Dearest faddah, darling muddah,
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home, if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing.
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's better
Muddah, faddah kindly disregard this letter.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

[tha malcontent™]

Happy Monday, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/fun%20pics/thHaveAGoodWeek1.gif



Happy Monday, Everyone Else!!
How was your weekend?
How was your mother's day??

:hug:

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:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

:))

Children are the Best!... "Dump Truck"...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

hey, mal. :hug:

how's it hanging?


I got a crap load of things to do today.........yeah, even I get busy on occassion.
it happens.

[JDGreen]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

From the mouths of babes.... Too funny..

[melinda]

I love the one says 'God decides it way before and you get to find later who you're stuck with'....:))



how was your night shift, Deere?

[tha malcontent™]

hey, mal. :hug:

how's it hanging?


I got a crap load of things to do today.........yeah, even I get busy on occassion.
it happens.

Southwest... ;)

How are ya, Lady?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pxvXwTg4HA&feature=related

^Heavy on a Number of Levels...

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

I love the one says 'God decides it way before and you get to find later who you're stuck with'....:))



how was your night shift, Deere?

I'm actually off until Wednesday night.. So I get somewhat of a normal schedule until then...

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. "
-- Martin, age 10

That's my favorite....... So stinkin' true!! LOL

[melinda]

I'm actually off until Wednesday night.. So I get somewhat of a normal schedule until then...

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. "
-- Martin, age 10

That's my favorite....... So stinkin' true!! LOL

well, enjoy your days off!!! :)



and.........:)) :)) :))
kids. so smart and insightful

[tha malcontent™]

well, enjoy your days off!!! :)



and.........:)) :)) :))
kids. so smart and insightful

My lil one Schooled me on the Difference between a Flute and Whistle a While back... She was just over 2 Years Old when she did it too...

She was like, "This is a Whistle, Daddy"...

I called it a Flute because I Thought she would Relate it to her Mommy's Instrument...

I was Wrong.

:)

peace...

[melinda]

nothing gets past a 2 year old.....;)

[tha malcontent™]

nothing gets past a 2 year old.....;)

Amen... She Seemed Frustrated with me too...

I Told her to Play her Flute (it was in her Hand), and she look around and it was Confusing me...

Then I Told her, "The Flute in your Hand"...

Hence her Response...

It had Attitude...

She's the Best!

:)

peace...

[melinda]

so it's Wednesday....I've had a bad couple of days...........but it's gonna get better.
It always does!!! yay! :)


morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:



morning, All!! :hug:

I miss Joey...........hope he's doing wonderfully. :)

[old_runner]

Good Morning Mel :)

It ALWAYS gets better hun ALWAYS :) :)

[melinda]

Good Morning, old_runner. :hug: :hug: :hug:

yeah, it does.
"And it came to pass....." :))

[tha malcontent™]

so it's Wednesday....I've had a bad couple of days...........but it's gonna get better.
It always does!!! yay! :)


morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:



morning, All!! :hug:

I miss Joey...........hope he's doing wonderfully. :)

:hug: :hug: :hug:

How are ya, Lady?...

And we ALL Miss Joey!

:)

peace...

[melinda]

:hug: :hug: :hug:

How are ya, Lady?...

And we ALL Miss Joey!

:)

peace...

doing fine.....I hope Mr. Joey is fine. :)

[gwhughes]

Wheres joey?

Morning everybody!

[melinda]

Morning, hughes. :)

[melinda]

you know your child is not smart when you hear any of these:

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

[MacGalla]

you know your child is not smart when you hear any of these:

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

I had a teacher that used to accuse students of eating lead paint too much.

[free2B]

so it's Wednesday....I've had a bad couple of days...........but it's gonna get better.
It always does!!! yay! :)


morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:



morning, All!! :hug:

I miss Joey...........hope he's doing wonderfully. :)

things alway's get better melinda:hug: good morning everyone:)

[free2B]

you know your child is not smart when you hear any of these:

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

:)):))

[free2B]

In a world where you can be anything....be yourself

[melinda]

things alway's get better melinda:hug: good morning everyone:)

Good Morning, free. :)

[free2B]

Good Morning, free. :)

Good Morning melinda,:hug: hope things are going well with you today

[melinda]

yeah, my morning started off crappy....but it's looking up.
thank you, free. :hug:

[free2B]

now that is a great thought!! :)

compliment yourself why don'tcha

[free2B]

yeah, my morning started off crappy....but it's looking up.
thank you, free. :hug:

glad to hear it melinda, take some time to relax and listen to the rain hitting the rooftop

[tha malcontent™]

Wheres joey?

Morning everybody!

Life Calls...

How are you, G?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

yeah, my morning started off crappy....but it's looking up.
thank you, free. :hug:

My Morning Usually Starts off Crappy, and then I Take a Shower...

Oh...:think:

You weren't Talking about that... :))

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Jerry was a Race Car Driver... He Drove so *** **** Fast...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

as a woman, that is not how my day starts....:))

On the Subject of Digestion, I have a New Word to go Add to my List @ the Urban Dictionary...

:)

peace...

[JDGreen]

morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

how are you this bright and cheerful morning?
I could use a stiff drink....but that's just me. :))
(is it too early??)

It's never too early..... Mornin' Mel..:hug:

[Darkwind]

It's never too early..... Mornin' Mel..:hug:

That depends upon what we're talking about here...

:mrgreen:

[JDGreen]

That depends upon what we're talking about here...

:mrgreen:

I was talking about a stiff drink...:whistle:

[melinda]

It's never too early..... Mornin' Mel..:hug:

Good Morning, Deere! that's kind of what I was thinking....I mean when you're at the deer lease, you pop open a beer as soon as your eyes open....right?

[JDGreen]

love how you put the word "stiff" in there. :mrgreen:

Hey, you brought it up first....:razz:

[JDGreen]

Good Morning, Deere! that's kind of what I was thinking....I mean when you're at the deer lease, you pop open a beer as soon as your eyes open....right?

I'm not sure what a deer lease is.. But if you're talking about hunting camp, we sober up just enough to not shoot each other... I'm bow hunting this year, so that will be different..

[melinda]

I'm not sure what a deer lease is.. But if you're talking about hunting camp, we sober up just enough to not shoot each other... I'm bow hunting this year, so that will be different..

a deer lease would be a hunting camp....:))
exactly.....the hunters can't be drunk, but I don't shoot, so I can be drunk as I want. :))

[JDGreen]

a deer lease would be a hunting camp....:))
exactly.....the hunters can't be drunk, but I don't shoot, so I can be drunk as I want. :))

Hell, that works......:))

[Darkwind]

I was talking about a stiff drink...:whistle:

Never to early for that!

[JDGreen]

The mountains are blue!

[gwhughes]

The chair is beside the door. The chair is beside the door.

[tha malcontent™]

So I am Working on a Project for Ghirardelli Square, and sent my Wife a Phone Pic to Push her Down Memory Lane...

We had our Honeymoon there...

Amazing Time, that was.

We Stayed at HERE... (http://www.argonauthotel.com/)

We Walked EVERYWHERE!...

Mona Lisa's III was our Favorite...

There is a Corner Window that we always Waited for...

We went to the Square for it's CHRISTmas Tree Lighting, and then to Macy's...

Good Times.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

awe, such sweet memories.........that's wonderful, mal.
I forget, how long have y'all been married?


(I didn't get a honeymoon....my husband's grandfather died in his sleep after attending our wedding. :( )

5 Years this Past December...

Many More Years Dating before that... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

very good!!
we dated a year. we had known each other a month when he asked me to marry him....we got married the following year on Sept 11. This year will be 26............if we make it that far. :))

:clap:

Congrats, Lady!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Sent to me:

SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE

This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.

This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -Press 2

To complain about what we do - Press 3

To swear at staff members - Press 4

To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

---

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Good Friday Morning, Mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:


Good Friday Morning, Everyone Else........

This is the day that the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it!!! :)

[tha malcontent™]

Good Friday Morning, Mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:


Good Friday Morning, Everyone Else........

This is the day that the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it!!! :)

:hug: :hug: :hug:

http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=27561541&postcount=70

:)

peace...

[melinda]

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country.

16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'
15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'
14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'
13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'
12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'
11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'
10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'
9. 'Warning! You want a warning? OKAY, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.'
8. 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'
7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.'
6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.'
5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'
4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'
3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'
2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.'
AND THE WINNER IS . . .
1. 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.'

[JDGreen]

I love mal's new avatar......love it.

Yours ain't too shabby, either....:mrgreen:

[VA-165 Boomer]

I love mal's new avatar......love it.

He has displayed finer ones!:whistle:

[tha malcontent™]

I love mal's new avatar......love it.

;)

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Happy Saturday, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:



Hope everyone has a fantastic weekend!!!!! :)

[JDGreen]

thank you, Deere. :hug:

No prob sweetie...:hug:

Hope you have a great day...

[tha malcontent™]

Happy Saturday, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:



Hope everyone has a fantastic weekend!!!!! :)

:hug: :hug: :hug:

It's been a Great One so Far!...

Hung out this Morning, went to Jays with the Family and had Crabby Patty Eggs Bennedict, then went to the Kids Gym...

I Love Kickin' with my Kid!... She makes me Laugh like I haven't Since I was Young...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Welcome to

http://www.associalisticpress.com/mel-m-n-m.jpg http://www.associalisticpress.com/mal-m-n-m.jpg

The mel and mal Morning Show™

Pull up a Computer and Start your Morning out right with Hannity's Most Famous M&M...



:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

http://www.associalisticpress.com/05-17-2008-kdk-mg-1.jpg

^Blessing from God...

:)

peace...

[free2B]

Happy Saturday, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:



Hope everyone has a fantastic weekend!!!!! :)

happy saturday mal, melinda:hug: and everyone else hope y'all have a great weekend:cool:

[tha malcontent™]

happy saturday mal, melinda:hug: and everyone else hope y'all have a great weekend:cool:

:hug:

Did you See my lil one?...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/05-17-2008-kdk-mg-1.jpg

:)

peace...

[free2B]

:hug:

Did you See my lil one?...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/05-17-2008-kdk-mg-1.jpg

:)

peace...

yeah she a beaut mal, you are blessed

[JDGreen]

:hug:

Did you See my lil one?...

http://www.associalisticpress.com/05-17-2008-kdk-mg-1.jpg

:)

peace...

She's adorable, bro.... Big Sister already.... Cool..:)

[tha malcontent™]

yeah she a beaut mal, you are blessed

Thank you... And I NEVER Lose Sight of that Fact... ;)

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

She's adorable, bro.... Big Sister already.... Cool..:)

The 12th of July "Little Brother" is Coming out to Visit!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

mal, she is adorable....and I don't want to make you cry, but dad-gum she is growing up so fast.........:hug:

:((

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

it's OK.....my daughter (almost 22) just bought her father's day card for her daddy....it says on the inside, "I'm still your little girl....." :)

:hug: :hug: :hug:

:hug: :hug: :hug:

She Crawled into our Bed and Whispered... "Daddy... I Need Applejacks and Juice" this Morning...

It was Yesterday that she was saying "Coo"...

On the other Hand, she is WAY into having a little brother, and I can't Wait for them to Meet!

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

while I was pregnant we kept telling my daughter that there was a baby in my tummy. She came to the hospital w/ her granny after the baby was born. She was two. I showed her my tummy and said, "Look. No more baby." She started crying and crying and my husband had to take her to the nursery to show her where the baby was. :)
I didn't think that one thru............

That's too Cute...

I Assume she was Happy to Find the Baby in the Nursery?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Sensible Observations
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died
peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the
passengers in his car."
--Author Unknown

2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you
get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
--Author Unknown

3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey

4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's
not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,
drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy

5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball
and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the
infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
--Dave Barry

6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and
we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend
wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice.
There should be severance pay, the day before they leave
you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger

7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took
her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,
'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
--Paula Poundstone

8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have
better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: "Duh."
--Conan O'Brien

9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm
halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....
I could be eating a slow learner."
--Lynda Montgomery

10) "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of
people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime
and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough.
Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni

11) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the
impersonators would be dead."
--Johnny Carson

12) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez

13) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida ,
but they turned sixty and that's the law."
--Jerry Seinfeld

14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in
case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line
from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that?
What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson

15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many.
Monogamy is the same."
--Oscar Wilde

16) "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a
member of Congress.. But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain

17) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.
At least they can find Afghanistan "
--A. Whitney Brown

18) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog,
and the dog will give you a look that says,
'My God, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!'"
--Dave Barry

19) Do you know why they call it "PMS"?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
-- Unknown, presumed deceased

20) "Everybody's got to believe in something.
I believe I'll have another beer."
--W. C. Fields

And lastly: Why in the hell should I have to "Press 1 for English?"
--Every American

---

:)

peace...

[free2B]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/fun%20pics/sun_221.gif

Happy Sunday! melinda:hug: still waiting to go to the beach, hope we get going soon it's already starting to get late but the weather is beautiful. hope y'all have a great day!

[free2B]

Sensible Observations
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died
peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the
passengers in his car."
--Author Unknown

2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you
get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
--Author Unknown

3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that.
It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey

4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's
not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,
drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy

5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball
and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the
infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
--Dave Barry

6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and
we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend
wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice.
There should be severance pay, the day before they leave
you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger

7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took
her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,
'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
--Paula Poundstone

8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have
better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: "Duh."
--Conan O'Brien

9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm
halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....
I could be eating a slow learner."
--Lynda Montgomery

10) "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of
people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime
and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough.
Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni

11) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the
impersonators would be dead."
--Johnny Carson

12) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez

13) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida ,
but they turned sixty and that's the law."
--Jerry Seinfeld

14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in
case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line
from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that?
What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson

15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many.
Monogamy is the same."
--Oscar Wilde

16) "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a
member of Congress.. But I repeat myself."
--Mark Twain

17) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student.
At least they can find Afghanistan "
--A. Whitney Brown

18) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog,
and the dog will give you a look that says,
'My God, you're right!
I never would've thought of that!'"
--Dave Barry

19) Do you know why they call it "PMS"?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
-- Unknown, presumed deceased

20) "Everybody's got to believe in something.
I believe I'll have another beer."
--W. C. Fields

And lastly: Why in the hell should I have to "Press 1 for English?"
--Every American

---

:)

peace...

:)) thanks for providing us with a good laugh today mal:))

[melinda]

Happy Sunday! melinda:hug: still waiting to go to the beach, hope we get going soon it's already starting to get late but the weather is beautiful. hope y'all have a great day!

hope you made it to the beach, free!!!
our weather is absolutely gorgeous here too......but I have things inside that I have to get done. :((
oh well..........we're at the time of the year where most days will be gorgeous. :)

[melinda]

:)) thanks for providing us with a good laugh today mal:))

+1....mal, those were so good. I was gonna pick a favorite, but I can't choose just one!!
thanks for the laughs.

:)) :)) :))

[tha malcontent™]

:)) thanks for providing us with a good laugh today mal:))

+1....mal, those were so good. I was gonna pick a favorite, but I can't choose just one!!
thanks for the laughs.

:)) :)) :))

Sure enough!...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Monday, Monday, Monday morning.....hope everyone is wonderful and healthy today. :)


Morning, mal. :hug:


Morning, All. :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

Monday, Monday, Monday morning.....hope everyone is wonderful and healthy today. :)


Morning, mal. :hug:


Morning, All. :hug:

:hug:

I Must Remember... 10 every 4... That Means it was 2:30.

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

10 every 4


just a reminder for mal. ;)

It's the Law... And if I don't Take it, I will Forget.

It should be more than 10 Minutes...

What Kind of 3rd World Labour Standards are these anyhoo?...

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Leftover Edgewater Sweetness for Lunch... Mmmmm...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Good Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:

what's shaking for today?
how's the family?
how are you?

[melinda]

Mal, I think you need a chair like this for work...or do you already have it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBjzKlAcN6E

[gwhughes]

Morning yall!

[tha malcontent™]

10 Minutes Every 4 Hours... It's the Law... 10-4™

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Mal, I think you need a chair like this for work...or do you already have it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBjzKlAcN6E

^Makes me want to go to the Club and get a Lapdance and DHASACUINIMU... ;)

:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

[melinda]

Morning yall!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

how have you been, hughes?
I don't see you around too much, but I might be hit or miss myself lately.....

[melinda]

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

Hey there, Chuck!! :)

[tha malcontent™]

Good Morning Mal!!!

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning everyone else!!!

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FGC!... What up, Dawg!...

:)

peace...

[FoxGranadaChuck]

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FGC!... What up, Dawg!...

:)

peace...


Eating some beans and rice right now.....

And you?!

[tha malcontent™]

Eating some beans and rice right now.....

And you?!

Eating a Salmon Healthy Choice "Steamer"... (http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=260054&highlight=steamer)

Is that Red Beans and Rice you are Eating, Charles?...

:)

peace...

[gwhughes]

:hug: :hug: :hug:

how have you been, hughes?
I don't see you around too much, but I might be hit or miss myself lately.....

Ah, just roaming the boards when I get the chance to. I've been doing great! Working hard and lovin life! You enjoying your time here on earth angel?;)<--yeah that's the sweet stuff.:)

[melinda]

Ah, just roaming the boards when I get the chance to. I've been doing great! Working hard and lovin life! You enjoying your time here on earth angel?;)<--yeah that's the sweet stuff.:)

I love this post!!!!

yes, I am enjoying my time here on earth!!
one of my favorite people in the whole world used to always say "lovin' life".


you being careful while riding that bike, hughes?
you better take care of yourself....I'd hate to have to come and kick your ass.

[gwhughes]

You have an open invitation;)

Of course I'm careful, don't want my family to scrape me up off the highway. That would be unpleasant for them and me.

[melinda]

Good Wednesday Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:
How are you doing on this glorious morning?


Good Wednesday Morning, Everyone Else....hope today is wonderful for each and every one of y'all!! :hug:

[tha malcontent™]

10 Minutes Every 4 Hours... It's the Law... 10-4™

:)

peace...

Mornin' People!...

:hug: For the Shinning Light of this Thread!... (mel, of course! ;) )

:)

peace...

[tha malcontent™]

Good Wednesday Morning, mal. :hug: :hug: :hug:
How are you doing on this glorious morning?


Good Wednesday Morning, Everyone Else....hope today is wonderful for each and every one of y'all!! :hug:

Fantastic!...

Clocked in just after 3 in the AM...

Going for my 3rd Cup...

You?...

:)

peace...

[republicanprincess]

Morning ya'll! Just stopping in before work. I miss you guys! :cry:

[tha malcontent™]

Morning ya'll! Just stopping in before work. I miss you guys! :cry:

:hug:

Miss you Too, Lady!...

:)

peace...

[melinda]

Morning ya'll! Just stopping in before work. I miss you guys! :cry:

we miss you, too, RP....:(