View Full Version : Just wanted everyone to know, I may be famous!
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 12:22 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
olympian2004
June 3rd, 2007, 12:32 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
We will watch out for it.
Here is our favorite yogurt -
http://www.wallabyyogurt.com/images/cups_top.gif
http://www.wallabyyogurt.com/info.html
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ScottFree
June 3rd, 2007, 1:14 pm
ok dig this.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
You mean smelly runny and sticky?
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 1:22 pm
You mean smelly runny and sticky?
YESS!!!
and is tingly in your pie hole!
Steven_Jones
June 3rd, 2007, 1:24 pm
I heard yogurt was good for treating yeast infections.
Brunski
June 3rd, 2007, 1:24 pm
YESS!!!
and is tingly in your pie hole!
LOL
noose4
June 3rd, 2007, 1:26 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
yogurt? kind of a liberal food product if you ask me.:razz:
bella-day
June 3rd, 2007, 1:27 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
Just think, we will be able to say we knew you when.;)
Good luck!
I'm a yougart fan so I will be on the lookout.
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 1:30 pm
yogurt? kind of a liberal food product if you ask me.:razz:
lol, there is a little liberal in all of us it seems.
grapabeaux
June 3rd, 2007, 1:48 pm
Will it have a name as cool as fruzengladje? 'cause that yogurt was tasty.
SarahG
June 3rd, 2007, 1:52 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
Did you have anything even remotely to do with developing this product?
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 1:52 pm
Will it have a name as cool as fruzengladje? 'cause that yogurt was tasty.
Company X hasnt been disclosed to me yet. My father in law and mother in law are over in Euroland finalizing the deal as we speak, but i hear that the product will be on store shelves in July.
When it is released, Ill disclose the patent number to everyone here so you can go out and try it.
It really is good stuff... but Im a big fan of food so I like almost anythign.
CountryGirl
June 3rd, 2007, 1:56 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
I'm thinking you should PM all of us discount coupons. Buy One, Get One Free. 50% Off. That sort of thing.
Hey, if you want us to try your product and spread the word, you might want to grease our wheels . . . :D
VRWCbabe
June 3rd, 2007, 1:57 pm
Ok, well, if you get famous in July, YOU are buying when we finally go get coffee.
School's out now, so you have no excuse. You, me, coffee. Plan on it.
thankourtroops
June 3rd, 2007, 1:57 pm
You can get a patent on yogurt?
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 2:00 pm
You can get a patent on yogurt?
yes. like you can get a patent on soft drinks.
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 2:01 pm
Ok, well, if you get famous in July, YOU are buying when we finally go get coffee.
School's out now, so you have no excuse. You, me, coffee. Plan on it.
you got it/
F9thRet
June 3rd, 2007, 2:02 pm
Grats Spy guy. My sis-in-law debbie just loves yogurt, so I'll be sure to steer her to your brand. I like it also, but It takes gallons for me to get my fill.
Stephen
ImNewHere
June 3rd, 2007, 2:05 pm
If you're going to be famous in July, we expect a few DUIs from you by the end of the year. And a few photos of you not wearing panties. :razz:
thankourtroops
June 3rd, 2007, 2:10 pm
If you're going to be famous in July, we expect a few DUIs from you by the end of the year. And a few photos of you not wearing panties. :razz:
What's this "we" **** pilgrim?
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 2:20 pm
well I would be famous thru my wife...i had absolutely nothing to do with the product...other than eating gallons of it.
ImNewHere
June 3rd, 2007, 2:22 pm
What's this "we" **** pilgrim?
OK. ToT wants to see pics of you without panties.
thankourtroops
June 3rd, 2007, 2:24 pm
OK. ToT wants to see pics of you without panties.
no, No, NO!!!
:))
ImNewHere
June 3rd, 2007, 2:26 pm
no, No, NO!!!
:))
My point in all of that is being famous ain't all it's cracked up to be. Those people are more screwed up in the head than the rest of us.
Quentin0352
June 3rd, 2007, 3:39 pm
OK. ToT wants to see pics of you without panties.
I think seeing him IN panties would be more news worthy! When you get rich just remember us other poor saps trying to get our businesses off the ground too.
I always wondered though, how do liberals reconcile getting rich off capitalism with products like yogurt, organic foods and etc?
:twisted:
thankourtroops
June 3rd, 2007, 3:44 pm
My point in all of that is being famous ain't all it's cracked up to be. Those people are more screwed up in the head than the rest of us.
I'm still looking forward to finding out just how screwed up I can get!
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 4:20 pm
I think seeing him IN panties would be more news worthy! When you get rich just remember us other poor saps trying to get our businesses off the ground too.
I always wondered though, how do liberals reconcile getting rich off capitalism with products like yogurt, organic foods and etc?
:twisted:
who are you calling a liberal?
johnrocks
June 3rd, 2007, 4:21 pm
If I order some your not going to put x-lax in it are you:))
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 4:27 pm
If I order some your not going to put x-lax in it are you:))
well, if you order it would be from company X which i think is in france....but Im sure you can just buy some at walmart.
Maybe I can get hannity to pimp some once the press release comes out.
ScottFree
June 3rd, 2007, 4:57 pm
YESS!!!
and is tingly in your pie hole!
:sick: :sick: :sick:
:))
Actually I really do like yogurt. My doc makes me stick to the low fat/low carb/sugerfree varieties. Will you be marketing anything like that?
I was trying to think of a cute name for your product that would tick off the the libs. What rhymes with Ben & Jerry's?
Actually, on second thought why would you want to tick off so many yogurt lovers. that wuld be bad for business.
rational
June 3rd, 2007, 5:04 pm
Best of luck ExSpyGuy. I'm waiting on the U.S. Patent on a radical new sports shoe design. If I get the patent, and even harder, sell it to a major shoe company (I'm thinking Nike), I won't have to commute in to Manhattan to work any more. The patent decision should happen this year, and I should know within a few months after that if a shoe company is interested.
ScottFree
June 3rd, 2007, 5:08 pm
Did you have anything even remotely to do with developing this product?
From his previous post, I think he was in charge of making the "special sauce."
Originally Posted by ScottFree http://hannity.com/forum/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9039427#post9039427)
You mean smelly runny and sticky?
YESS!!!
and is tingly in your pie hole!
Residential Bob
June 3rd, 2007, 5:23 pm
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~I knew it, Ex_Spy_Guy. Somehow, I just knew you were cultured.
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 5:49 pm
Im all giddy!!! i cant wait!
chichimama
June 3rd, 2007, 5:50 pm
I'm thinking you should PM all of us discount coupons. Buy One, Get One Free. 50% Off. That sort of thing.
Hey, if you want us to try your product and spread the word, you might want to grease our wheels . . . :D
:clap: I agree!
olympian2004
June 3rd, 2007, 6:11 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
You are already famous by posting here at Hannity Forums. 6 billion+ people can read your posts here.
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Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 6:12 pm
You are already famous by posting here at Hannity Forums. 6 billion+ people can read your posts here.
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Yeah, but I want to be the Ronald McDonald of yogurt.
i want to be...the black Barack Obama.
noose4
June 3rd, 2007, 6:21 pm
Im all giddy!!! i cant wait!
giddy?? first you make yogurt and now you are giddy? welcome to the wonderful world of being a lib!!!:D
FidelisAdMortem
June 3rd, 2007, 6:27 pm
Yogurt sucks.
olympian2004
June 3rd, 2007, 6:30 pm
Yeah, but I want to be the Ronald McDonald of yogurt.
i want to be...the black Barack Obama.
You ought to make a deal with all yoga teachers in the USA. Our Yogurt is the official yogurt of yoga teachers.
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Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 6:33 pm
Yogurt sucks.
you would like this yogurt.
This yogurt has pop and is cop friendly
olympian2004
June 3rd, 2007, 6:34 pm
you would like this yogurt.
This yogurt has pop and is cop friendly
Glazed donut flavored???
:))
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Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 6:45 pm
Glazed donut flavored???
:))
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Well, the company only licensed the technology that makes the yogurt special...im sure the yogurt company will manufacture their own flavors, however my father in laws flavors are better
Paul31
June 3rd, 2007, 6:46 pm
Congrats to you Ex_Spy_Guy. I hope the dip****s at Albertsons and Smith's get it to sell.
FidelisAdMortem
June 3rd, 2007, 6:47 pm
you would like this yogurt.
This yogurt has pop and is cop friendly
Yuck!
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 6:47 pm
Yuck!
NO YUCK
It rules
ogibillm
June 3rd, 2007, 6:51 pm
food's a tough nut to crack.
think of a food product.... now think of all the very similar competitor products. it's a tough market. good luck to you and your family.
FidelisAdMortem
June 3rd, 2007, 6:51 pm
NO YUCK
It rules
Im sure my mom will love it.
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 7:29 pm
Congrats to you Ex_Spy_Guy. I hope the dip****s at Albertsons and Smith's get it to sell.
Speaking of Smiths and Albersons and your neck of the woods...the technology was invented and patented right there in Good ol Utah.
at the BYU as a matter of fact
carbinier
June 3rd, 2007, 9:20 pm
Did you have anything even remotely to do with developing this product?
He's the lookout.
Ex_Spy_Guy
June 3rd, 2007, 9:31 pm
Did you have anything even remotely to do with developing this product?
I married the daughter of the guy who invented it....so maybe I can be the paris Hilton of yogurt
Paul31
June 3rd, 2007, 11:01 pm
Speaking of Smiths and Albersons and your neck of the woods...the technology was invented and patented right there in Good ol Utah.
at the BYU as a matter of fact
WOOHOO!!!!!!! I will be on the lookout for it then.
conservative_frk
June 3rd, 2007, 11:27 pm
we love yogurt at my house. My husband is on a very strict diet and I make yogurt smooties all the time for him for in between meals or as a dessert.
LOW FAT vanilla yogurt, strawberries, bananas, juice and ice. We love them!!
Good Luck we'll be watching!
Ex_Spy_Guy
July 1st, 2007, 12:41 pm
Aight.....the name has been released (not on the market yet) but intel says its going to be marketed to the younger crowd, under the brand 'Fizz-X' or 'Phyz-X'
with a weird color schematic.
mdk190
July 1st, 2007, 12:50 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
Good luck! I hope your products fly off the shelves.
Ex_Spy_Guy
July 1st, 2007, 1:00 pm
Good luck! I hope your products fly off the shelves.
not really mine...I actually hope it doesnt do welll, so the French give up their annual license and I can quit my job and market it on our own terms....but thanks for the kind words!
jeepers
July 1st, 2007, 1:07 pm
:clap:
And once it takes off, let us know how the other half lives! LOL I do trust that you can be less stupid and useless than Paris. :))
Hope that it does well!
Wookinstien
July 1st, 2007, 1:38 pm
YESS!!!
and is tingly in your pie hole!
Now I am scared ****less!!
Paul31
July 1st, 2007, 2:29 pm
Aight.....the name has been released (not on the market yet) but intel says its going to be marketed to the younger crowd, under the brand 'Fizz-X' or 'Phyz-X'
with a weird color schematic.
Tell them to hurry up!!! I want to try it!!!!! :) :)
AvgGuyIA
July 1st, 2007, 2:39 pm
You gotta name it with something that sounds European or nobody will buy it.
Dreamy
July 1st, 2007, 3:07 pm
yogurt? kind of a liberal food product if you ask me.:razz:
:)) Liberal money is as green as anyone elses.
Best of luck ESG in your business venture!
gattaca
July 1st, 2007, 4:41 pm
can i have your stuff when you leave?
love me those mmorpgs hahah
lsue
July 1st, 2007, 6:54 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
I love yogurt, so I will certainly be looking for it. Hope I know it
when I see it, there are so many new products on the market.
Hope you make a gazillion dollars.
I was with a friend as she started out doing the Cookie Bouquet.
She was unemployed and needed income, so she started baking
these great quality cookies, putting them on sticks, and delivering
them all over town to public events, etc, and leaving business
cards. We baked soooooo many cookies. End result, she has
several stores scattered out all over. She moved to Dallas and
is soooooo successful with her little "cookie" venture. :D
lsue
July 1st, 2007, 7:04 pm
we love yogurt at my house. My husband is on a very strict diet and I make yogurt smooties all the time for him for in between meals or as a dessert.
LOW FAT vanilla yogurt, strawberries, bananas, juice and ice. We love them!!
Good Luck we'll be watching!
I love those!!! Once in a while I throw in a few frozen blueberries,
too.
Since my eye problems I've been doing spinach smoothies, spinach,
frozen organic strawberries, and oj. Really, really good, too.
I need a good recipe for smoothies using carrots. Carrots, I love, but
I tire of the taste too quickly. Need something to balance them out.
Ex_Spy_Guy
July 2nd, 2007, 5:53 pm
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Fizzix+yogurt
ok here it is...if you find some tryit out please!
FC1(SW) RETIRED
July 2nd, 2007, 7:00 pm
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Fizzix+yogurt
ok here it is...if you find some tryit out please!
I'll be on the look out.
Harmonious
July 2nd, 2007, 7:26 pm
Ex Spy Guy - Is it kosher? This is very important.
Ex_Spy_Guy
July 2nd, 2007, 8:40 pm
Ex Spy Guy - Is it kosher? This is very important.
Hmm. I honestly dont know. Kosher as in no pork?
The technology behind the carbonation injection is the only portion that my father inlaw had anything to do with. Specific ingredients are solely yoplait/general mills doing.
Sorry I dont know more
Harmonious
July 2nd, 2007, 8:43 pm
Hmm. I honestly dont know. Kosher as in no pork?
The technology behind the carbonation injection is the only portion that my father inlaw had anything to do with. Specific ingredients are solely yoplait/general mills doing.
Sorry I dont know more
Kosher, as in having Orthodox rabbinical supervision. Yummies watched that way may be more expensive, but they will have a wider market.
conservative_frk
July 3rd, 2007, 2:10 am
is it only in minnisota?
chichimama
July 3rd, 2007, 10:00 am
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Fizzix+yogurt
ok here it is...if you find some tryit out please!
Just read your post in one of the links. ;) I'll try it if it comes to the east coast. I'm wondering - can it be frozen? Would it be sort of like a creamy Slurpee?
Ex_Spy_Guy
July 3rd, 2007, 10:11 am
Just read your post in one of the links. ;) I'll try it if it comes to the east coast. I'm wondering - can it be frozen? Would it be sort of like a creamy Slurpee?
lol, that was my wife who posted that.
He has also invented carbonated frozen yogurt but we arent going to mass market with it. Im hoping that he will keep that opportunity in the family.
Ex_Spy_Guy
July 7th, 2007, 1:31 pm
ITS OUT!!!! YAY!!!!!
http://www.exspyguy.com/fixxix.JPG
bsleplatt
July 7th, 2007, 1:36 pm
That is pretty cool. My kids are big big yogurt eaters. I am not a fan of anything that contains milk. And my middle daughter can not stand milk...but she will eat yogurt?? weird. they will have yogurt for a snack after school somedays. We literally go through a ton of yogurt.
Ex_Spy_Guy
August 4th, 2007, 4:30 pm
PICK UP YO FIZZIX YO!!!!
I just got a box from the local grocery.
Its not too bad.
genius
August 4th, 2007, 4:44 pm
bad timing, milk prices here and prices for everything made from milk (butter, cheese, chocolate, pizza...) have just gone up 20%-50% and everyone has become very sensitive to it.
Ex_Spy_Guy
August 4th, 2007, 4:47 pm
bad timing, milk prices here and prices for everything made from milk (butter, cheese, chocolate, pizza...) have just gone up 20%-50% and everyone has become very sensitive to it.
this is the entire reason yoplait decided to licence the patent.
they needed something to boost the gogurt line sales
genius
August 4th, 2007, 4:58 pm
i see, hope you are successful.
ExDem
August 4th, 2007, 5:59 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
I already think of you when I think of yogart. Weird.
RickRhetoric
August 4th, 2007, 6:40 pm
You gotta name it with something that sounds European or nobody will buy it.
Better yet. Pay some American Indians to say they endorse, love and recommend it because of its environmentally safe packaging. America worships all things Indian.
bsleplatt
August 4th, 2007, 7:31 pm
I have been looking for it...have not found it yet.
blklab
August 4th, 2007, 7:35 pm
If the product hits a new market high, and competition enters, you won't go to China to reduce cost will you?
mrclark
August 4th, 2007, 7:58 pm
YESS!!!
and is tingly in your pie hole!
Dude... I like the yogurt that you can drink.... do you guys sell that?
I can get some here in Chicago, but they come in these tiny whimpy 8 oz containers. I like mine by the quart.
In south America you can get about 40 different flavors, exotic fruits etc. Here you get strawberry or strawberry qiwi. What kinda crap is that?
So anyway Ex_Spy_Guy. mrclark votes for the slurpy kind of yogurt in frutilishious flavors.
Ex_Spy_Guy
August 4th, 2007, 9:08 pm
If the product hits a new market high, and competition enters, you won't go to China to reduce cost will you?
Its a yoplait product produced by General Mills. I have absolutely nothing to do with any decision making at all.
Ex_Spy_Guy
August 4th, 2007, 9:09 pm
Dude... I like the yogurt that you can drink.... do you guys sell that?
I can get some here in Chicago, but they come in these tiny whimpy 8 oz containers. I like mine by the quart.
In south America you can get about 40 different flavors, exotic fruits etc. Here you get strawberry or strawberry qiwi. What kinda crap is that?
So anyway Ex_Spy_Guy. mrclark votes for the slurpy kind of yogurt in frutilishious flavors.
Yer....it comes in a tube with flavors like.....tripple berry extreme.
terri910
August 4th, 2007, 9:32 pm
Just wanted everyone to know, I may be famous!
Part of the definition of being famous, I should think, would be that everone knows!
Good luck! I'm not a huge fan of yogurt, myself.
Stuball
August 4th, 2007, 9:41 pm
PICK UP YO FIZZIX YO!!!!
I just got a box from the local grocery.
Its not too bad.
Not exactly a glowing endorsement ESG:shhh:
Stuball
August 4th, 2007, 9:44 pm
Is it available in the Greater NY Area?
stoked
August 4th, 2007, 10:34 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
Hey, we want autographs and we want you to remember us when you're rich and famous.
twigit
August 6th, 2007, 2:11 pm
My Granny can't be the only Granny that called an enema a "physic"!!!!!!! lol
"FIZZIX" and "PHYSIC" just sounds a bit too close for me! I'll PASS!
God love ya and I hope the business really takes off!
FidelisAdMortem
August 6th, 2007, 3:45 pm
Is this yogurt company bankrupt yet?
Stuball
September 10th, 2007, 9:37 am
They were giving away free samples of this stuff at the Third Ave Street Fair in Manhattan yesterday
Ex_Spy_Guy
September 10th, 2007, 10:50 am
did you try it? what did you think?
PeterGriffin
September 10th, 2007, 12:36 pm
Fizzy yogurt. That was one of the most satisfying enemas I've had in a while. Christ I feel like a spring chicken. A spring chicken that can launch **** about 45 feet and hit a coffee can.
HSMaxim
September 10th, 2007, 12:42 pm
Fizzy yogurt. That was one of the most satisfying enemas I've had in a while. Christ I feel like a spring chicken. A spring chicken that can launch **** about 45 feet and hit a coffee can.:eek:
:D
Are you a comedy writer or do you just watch waayyy to much tv?
HSMaxim
September 10th, 2007, 12:47 pm
Hope it works out for your family.
The name puts an image of Stephen Hawking being force fed a tube of it into my head for some reason though......
Gabby
September 10th, 2007, 4:41 pm
phots of the product roll-out
http://www.flickr.com/photos/94393434@N00/1230538406/in/photostream/
bsleplatt
September 10th, 2007, 5:19 pm
We bought some of this...and btw I saw a commercial for it on Nick. My kids liked it btw.
Ex_Spy_Guy
September 20th, 2007, 12:38 pm
http://money.cnn.com/2007/09/17/news/companies/yoplait_fizzix.fortune/?postversion=2007091806
it hits the financial news
Seedy
September 20th, 2007, 12:45 pm
And here I thought that it was going to be Viagra-infused yogurt....
johnrocks
September 20th, 2007, 12:54 pm
Fizzy yogurt. That was one of the most satisfying enemas I've had in a while. Christ I feel like a spring chicken. A spring chicken that can launch **** about 45 feet and hit a coffee can.
:)):)) Your supposed to eat it silly, not shove it up your ass!
pdmike
September 20th, 2007, 2:46 pm
yogurt? kind of a liberal food product if you ask me.:razz:
I'm thinking more gay than anything else . . . :dance:
Ex_Spy_Guy
September 21st, 2007, 9:54 am
I'm thinking more gay than anything else . . . :dance:
yogurt is food for gay people?
markd
September 21st, 2007, 10:03 am
yogurt is food for gay people?Well they don't eat it so much as spread it on and lick.
snow96
September 21st, 2007, 10:24 am
Not related to any BYU professors and fizzy yogurt are you?
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
JimGP20
September 21st, 2007, 10:50 am
http://www.lazydork.com/movies/spaceballs.jpg
"Yogurt ?!?..... I HATE Yogurt !!!"
PeterGriffin
September 21st, 2007, 12:04 pm
:)):)) Your supposed to eat it silly, not shove it up your ass!
Has the same effect either way. I'm just into efficiency these days.
Ex_Spy_Guy
September 27th, 2007, 12:21 pm
I am indeed
Mimiheart
September 27th, 2007, 12:25 pm
FYI, it's not kosher, it has the "k" on it, but since a single letter can't be copyrighted, that's what companies do when they want people to think it's kosher and it's not. It has gelatin in it.
I did get it for my kids, though, and they like it, but it's messy.
Ex_Spy_Guy
September 27th, 2007, 12:36 pm
Well they don't eat it so much as spread it on and lick.
\
with cabtonated yogurt...its just that much more fun sith sex
fava
September 27th, 2007, 1:44 pm
I ws almost famous. I invented the yougart shooter and it didn't go over until someone replaced the yougart with jello.
Ex_Spy_Guy
October 13th, 2007, 7:50 pm
ok, they made a website for it
http://newfizzix.com/
Gregor
October 13th, 2007, 8:03 pm
ok, they made a website for it
http://newfizzix.com/
Great idea but the severed, spinning tongue kind of freaks me out.
Gregor
October 13th, 2007, 8:08 pm
ok dig this.
My family has been developiong a certain product for about 6 years. Its patented and all that. So, a big european company has decided they want to license (actually a few wanted it but we had to choose one)...and it will be hitting supermarket shelves in July.
So if you like Yogurt...I mean you are a big yogurt fan...you will know in July what Im talking about.
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
Can I touch you?
Drew2
October 13th, 2007, 8:14 pm
ok, they made a website for it
http://newfizzix.com/
That looks like some seriously trippy psychedelic yogurt. I'll look for it next time I'm in the store.
Ex_Spy_Guy
October 13th, 2007, 10:15 pm
Can I touch you?
[gasp]
not-ee!!
;)
Ex_Spy_Guy
October 13th, 2007, 10:16 pm
Great idea but the severed, spinning tongue kind of freaks me out.
lol there is a burp organ too
Gregor
October 14th, 2007, 12:42 am
lol there is a burp organ too
:lol::lol::lol: At first when I read your response I thought it was to my "Can I touch you?" post!!!! Amazing, what a different connotation THAT would have been!!!!!!
Gregor
October 14th, 2007, 12:42 am
[gasp]
not-ee!!
;)
I just wanted to touch fame!!!!
chichimama
October 14th, 2007, 8:01 am
ok, they made a website for it
http://newfizzix.com/
:eek: The tongue is really freaky. Kind of makes me not want to sample the product.
Ex_Spy_Guy
October 14th, 2007, 9:40 am
:eek: The tongue is really freaky. Kind of makes me not want to sample the product.
:(
AvgGuyIA
October 14th, 2007, 9:44 am
What part of yogurt can you patent? Did you invent a new micro-organism?
Ex_Spy_Guy
October 14th, 2007, 9:48 am
What part of yogurt can you patent? Did you invent a new micro-organism?
wasnt me, it was my father in law.
What is patented is the process for carbonating yogurt...there are 7 US patents and a hand full of international patents.
ImNewHere
October 14th, 2007, 9:50 am
wasnt me, it was my father in law.
What is patented is the process for carbonating yogurt...there are 7 US patents and a hand full of international patents.
Yogurt soda?
Ex_Spy_Guy
October 14th, 2007, 9:53 am
Yogurt soda?
lol...its actually not bad.
stormy
October 14th, 2007, 9:55 am
I think the website is awesome. Certainly aimed at kids and kids are disgusting creatures. Kudos to marketing for that one.
I personally hate yogurt BUT if see it in the stores I am going to get some for my boys and even try it myself.
Awesome ESG!
AvgGuyIA
October 14th, 2007, 10:00 am
I saw a commercial recently and I seem to remember that it had something to do with yogurt for kids. I just don't remember the name of it. I think it was on Nick.
Ex_Spy_Guy
October 14th, 2007, 10:11 am
I think the website is awesome. Certainly aimed at kids and kids are disgusting creatures. Kudos to marketing for that one.
I personally hate yogurt BUT if see it in the stores I am going to get some for my boys and even try it myself.
Awesome ESG!
Thank YOU!
AvgGuyIA
October 14th, 2007, 10:12 am
wasnt me, it was my father in law.
What is patented is the process for carbonating yogurt...there are 7 US patents and a hand full of international patents.
Okay...I finally caught up on my reading of this thread. It's been on the boards for a long time. I guess we all know what treat the kids in your neighborhood are getting from Old Man SpyGuy this Halloween. :)
Ex_Spy_Guy
October 14th, 2007, 10:12 am
I saw a commercial recently and I seem to remember that it had something to do with yogurt for kids. I just don't remember the name of it. I think it was on Nick.
The commercial has a white kid, a black kid, a tube of fizzix, a colleseum, and a few hundred tongues.
AvgGuyIA
October 14th, 2007, 10:14 am
The commercial has a white kid, a black kid, a tube of fizzix, a colleseum, and a few hundred tongues.
i don't remember tongues. Maybe you have some competition with yogurt for kids.
Ex_Spy_Guy
October 14th, 2007, 10:18 am
i don't remember tongues. Maybe you have some competition with yogurt for kids.
yoplait licenced the patent to try and help the gogurt line. since there is an inflated cost for dairy products this year, they needed a gimmick to market.
MR. MISTER
March 12th, 2008, 8:20 pm
OMG.... I remembered this thread.....
A month ago, we were at the Shoprite, and my son made me get him a box of Fizzix, and he loved it.
Now they don't carry it anymore :((
dittoheadAZ
March 12th, 2008, 10:03 pm
When you think Yogurt...think EXSPYGUY~~~
When I think Yogurt - I think "May the Schwartz be with you!"