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Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 12:43 pm
Is anyone else getting as sick of the Ron Paul crap as I am?
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 12:47 pm
C'mon..you Paulites have to have some info on his milk preference..and how his preference makes him a true conservative.
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 12:49 pm
If you have to ask you are a neocon troskyite.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 12:51 pm
If you have to ask you are a neocon troskyite.
I know I know..I'm a conservative in name only..I want to turn this country into Europe..
But I gotta know about the milk issue.
super cool ski instructor
May 29th, 2007, 12:52 pm
If he doesn't like chocolate milk, than he can forget my vote! That is how I base all of my votes!
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 12:53 pm
Dr Paul has been misquoted on this milk issue, by neocon tool and liberal Rudy Gullianni, who he has sent many tomes too!
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 12:54 pm
If you have to ask you are a neocon troskyite.
HAH! That's what I was called the other day by a Ron Paul supporter! You hit the proverbial nail on the equally-proverbial head.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 12:57 pm
Dr Paul has been misquoted on this milk issue, by neocon tool and liberal Rudy Gullianni, who he has sent many tomes too!
Paul has come out against Fred Thompson because Thompson believes in letting the people decide what milk they want to drink for themselves. Paul also claims Thompson is the illegitimate child of Vladimir Lenin...
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 12:58 pm
Vote in the poll you troskyites
Army Wife
May 29th, 2007, 1:00 pm
What I want to know is of he is only for chocolate milk...will he pass legislation protecting the production of regular milk? I mean will we only be allowed Chocolate milk from the day he is sworn in? Does this mean that all non chocolate milk will have to be purchased on the black market? I have to know these things if I am to make an informed decision!!
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 1:01 pm
Vote in the poll you troskyites
I voted to be a moron because I didn't want to be called a Troskyite.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:01 pm
You're all just a bunch of conservatives in name only..you probably sleep on red bedsheets..have hammer and sicle tattoos, and have the U.S.S.R. National Anthem (1977 version, in Russian, performed by the Red Army Choir) on your iPOD's
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 1:02 pm
Paul has come out against Fred Thompson because Thompson believes in letting the people decide what milk they want to drink for themselves. Paul also claims Thompson is the illegitimate child of Vladimir Lenin...Dr Paul is against Chocolate milk as it uses Coa Coa, a non American item, and as such using it would contribute to the globalist attempt to unite the world under a corporate facsist Chocolate milk drinking state.
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 1:03 pm
You're all just a bunch of conservatives in name only..you probably sleep on red bedsheets..have hammer and sicle tattoos, and have the U.S.S.R. National Anthem (1977 version, in Russian, performed by the Red Army Choir) on your iPOD's
I used to have a hammer and sickle earring, but I lost it. The place I purchased it (Commander Salamander in Georgetown) no longer carries it, and I cannot find one company that makes one. If anyone knows where I can purchase one, please let me know... it was my favorite earring.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:04 pm
I voted to be a moron because I didn't want to be called a Troskyite.
Obviously you're a true conservative..anyone even a millimeter to the left of Paul is a purebred red-diaper doper baby..
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:05 pm
I used to have a hammer and sickle earring, but I lost it. The place I purchased it (Commander Salamander in Georgetown) no longer carries it, and I cannot find one company that makes one. If anyone knows where I can purchase one, please let me know... it was my favorite earring.
You've ruined yourself for life with the Paulites..may as well hang yourself..when Paul takes over, you and your kind will be the first to go.
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 1:05 pm
I used to have a hammer and sickle earring, but I lost it. The place I purchased it (Commander Salamander in Georgetown) no longer carries it, and I cannot find one company that makes one. If anyone knows where I can purchase one, please let me know... it was my favorite earring.
Fascist neocon trostyites can find what you want at globalist approved WalMart stores.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:05 pm
Dr Paul is against Chocolate milk as it uses Coa Coa, a non American item, and as such using it would contribute to the globalist attempt to unite the world under a corporate facsist Chocolate milk drinking state.
The Illuminati loves coa coa.
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 1:05 pm
Obviously you're a true conservative..anyone even a millimeter to the left of Paul is a purebred red-diaper doper baby..
Since no one had chosen #2 in your poll, I really felt that the Moron Voice wasn't being heard. Mine was actually a sympathy vote.
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 1:06 pm
You've ruined yourself for life with the Paulites..may as well hang yourself..when Paul takes over, you and your kind will be the first to go.
Or, if I ever do find that elusive earring, I'll be left with only one ear.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:07 pm
Or, if I ever do find that elusive earring, I'll be left with only one ear.
Such irony..but you know it would be the LEFT ear getting cut off.
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 1:08 pm
The Illuminati loves coa coa.Dr Paul says Chocolate milk is the official drink of skull and bones.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:10 pm
Dr Paul says Chocolate milk is the official drink of skull and bones.
Dr. Rev. Prof. Paul Esquire states that the Trilateral Commission endorses chocolate milk..and therefore is proof positive that chocolate milk is laced with psychedelic drugs that makes indoctrination much easier...therefore he is considering changing his position, and using the technique himself during his campaign.
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 1:11 pm
Such irony..but you know it would be the LEFT ear getting cut off.
Uncanny! How did you know that was the ear I wore my hammer and sickle earring on?
4_Nubbs
May 29th, 2007, 1:13 pm
You're all just a bunch of conservatives in name only..you probably sleep on red bedsheets..have hammer and sicle tattoos, and have the U.S.S.R. National Anthem (1977 version, in Russian, performed by the Red Army Choir) on your iPOD's
O.K., O.K., I used to listen to Gorky Park in the late 80's! And liked playing the role of opposing forces in Hohenfelds during ARTEP.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:13 pm
Uncanny! How did you know that was the ear I wore my hammer and sickle earring on?
Dr. Rev. Prof. Paul, Esquire has supporter(spies) everywhere..he sees you when you're sleeping..he know's when your awake...but he isnt to be confused with that staunch communist Santa Clause..c'mon..red suit..gives away toys to every child equally..
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 1:14 pm
Dr. Rev. Prof. Paul Esquire states that the Trilateral Commission endorses chocolate milk..and therefore is proof positive that chocolate milk is laced with psychedelic drugs that makes indoctrination much easier...therefore he is considering changing his position, and using the technique himself during his campaign.Dr Paul says there is a secret plan to unite good ol American milk with evil foriegn Chocolate milk from Mexico and Canada, thus uniting soft drinks all over North America.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:14 pm
O.K., O.K., I used to listen to Gorky Park in the late 80's! And liked playing the role of opposing forces in Hohenfelds during ARTEP.
Yeah, you're ****ed..add his name to the gallows list.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:15 pm
Dr Paul says there is a secret plan to unite good ol American milk with evil foriegn Chocolate milk from Mexico and Canada, thus uniting soft drinks all over North America.
He also has pictures of cows..MILK cows...MILK cows being raised...IN CUBA!
ThrowCop
May 29th, 2007, 1:16 pm
Looks like a Nestle's man:
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/RP-Quik.jpg
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:17 pm
Looks like a Nestle's man:
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p20/ThrowCop/RP-Quik.jpg
Pure propaganda...you commie.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:24 pm
Paul for King of the States, to hell with this President BS
MattCollins
May 29th, 2007, 1:30 pm
Another immature post by the ignorant neocon Ron Paul haters. :rolleyes:
GibsonSG
May 29th, 2007, 1:31 pm
Ron paul has flip-flopped...He used to endorse Ovaltine.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:32 pm
Another immature post by the ignorant neocon Ron Paul haters. :rolleyes:
Conservatives in name only, get it right..we're commies in disguise...wouldnt know a true conservative if they slapped us in the face with a ill-fated Presidential bid.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:33 pm
Ron paul has flip-flopped...He used to endorse Ovaltine.
The bastard.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:33 pm
Another immature post by the ignorant neocon Ron Paul haters. :rolleyes:
Did you at least vote in the immature posts poll?
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:39 pm
Can we elect Paul "Supreme Ruler of the Universe"?
gdoane
May 29th, 2007, 1:40 pm
I couldn't find an option that matched how I wanted to vote so I made a write-in.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:41 pm
lol..I'll let you slide..even though this is a serious WP thread..Inquiring minds gotta know where he stands on this issue...and on donuts..how does he feel about donuts?
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:45 pm
Bump for the Paulites.
super cool ski instructor
May 29th, 2007, 1:48 pm
Oaky...why was the Ovaltine option not there when I voted???? :snooty:
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 1:49 pm
So, are you satisfied with your thread, you tool of the trostkyite socialist neocons?
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:49 pm
I dunno Oaky.
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 1:50 pm
True conservatives know everything, including exactly what gave the founders the runs.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:50 pm
So, are you satisfied with your thread, you tool of the trostkyite socialist neocons?
Not yet...I'm waiting for further instructions from the Bilderberg (http://www.google.com/search?q=bilderberg&revid=1136446377&sa=X&oi=revisions_inline&resnum=1&ct=broad-revision&cd=5)ers.
gdoane
May 29th, 2007, 1:51 pm
lol..I'll let you slide..even though this is a serious WP thread..Inquiring minds gotta know where he stands on this issue...and on donuts..how does he feel about donuts?
Donuts??!?!?? Are you promoting a POLICE STATE with your donuts?? NEOCON! POLICE STATE NEOCON! I bet they're Bavarian Cream Filled too, in honor of the Neocon Iron Curtain!
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 1:52 pm
Not yet...I'm waiting for further instructions from the Bilderberg (http://www.google.com/search?q=bilderberg&revid=1136446377&sa=X&oi=revisions_inline&resnum=1&ct=broad-revision&cd=5)ers.I sugest you try the site for true conservatives, prison planet.
Dr Paul reads it everyday before re-reading the Constitution and 'lil Abner.'
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:53 pm
Donuts??!?!?? Are you promoting a POLICE STATE with your donuts?? NEOCON! POLICE STATE NEOCON! I bet they're Bavarian Cream Filled too, in honor of the Neocon Iron Curtain!
Dispersing State secrets is punishable by death comrade.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:54 pm
I sugest you try the site for true conservatives, prison planet.
Dr Paul reads it everyday before re-reading the Constitution and 'lil Abner.'
See...this is how I know you're an imposter, Dr. Rev. Prof. Paul, Esquire doesnt need to re-read the Constitution..Dr. Rev. Prof. Paul, Esquire has a time machine..he went back in time and WROTE the Constitution.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 1:59 pm
How does Ron Paul feel about Gene Simmons?
gdoane
May 29th, 2007, 2:00 pm
Dispersing State secrets is punishable by death comrade.
Death By Chocolate isn't bad. Beats having the KGB run ya down with radioactive isotopes.
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 2:00 pm
See...this is how I know you're an imposter, Dr. Rev. Prof. Paul, Esquire doesnt need to re-read the Constitution..Dr. Rev. Prof. Paul, Esquire has a time machine..he went back in time and WROTE the Constitution.
You neocon Trotsyites are all alike, making fun of Dr Paul because he has a working time machine.
You Socialists are just a bunch of war mongers, Dr Paul has told us peace is the way.
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 2:01 pm
How does Ron Paul feel about Gene Simmons?
Dr Paul feels he is not as talented as Ace Freely, and the fact that he may be a PNAC member and supporter of Israel is a worry.
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 2:02 pm
I couldn't find an option that matched how I wanted to vote so I made a write-in.
I'm still ticked off that, thus far, I'm the only one who chose the "Moron" ticket. I must be a sap... a Troskyite, neo-con sap.
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 2:03 pm
I'm still ticked off that, thus far, I'm the only one who chose the "Moron" ticket. I must be a sap... a Troskyite, neo-con sap.You are a trotsyite tool of the globalists.
GibsonSG
May 29th, 2007, 2:04 pm
lol..I'll let you slide..even though this is a serious WP thread..Inquiring minds gotta know where he stands on this issue...and on donuts..how does he feel about donuts?
"Ich bin eine berliner"
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 2:04 pm
You are a trotsyite tool of the globalists.
I'm a tool.
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 2:04 pm
You are a trotsyite tool of the globalists.
Can I at least be an electric tool, like a table saw or something?
gdoane
May 29th, 2007, 2:04 pm
I'm still ticked off that, thus far, I'm the only one who chose the "Moron" ticket. I must be a sap... a Troskyite, neo-con sap.
Well, you *did* lose your hammer and sickle jewelry. I still have all mine.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 2:04 pm
"Ich bin eine berliner"
Official language of the NeoCons..you have outted yourself..your name goes on the gallows list.
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 2:06 pm
"Ich bin eine berliner"
I don't care if you're a jelly donut or not, you must be a Trotskyist.
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 2:07 pm
Well, you *did* lose your hammer and sickle jewelry. I still have all mine.
I'm still mad that I lost that earring. I loved relegating the symbol of Communism to a mere ear dangle.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 2:09 pm
You could always pierce something a little further south to use the remaining earring on..
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 2:09 pm
Can I at least be an electric tool, like a table saw or something?Dr Paul has not yet made that determination.
But he does plan to vote 'no' to any further military spending to show he is strong on defense.
gdoane
May 29th, 2007, 2:11 pm
You could always pierce something a little further south to use the remaining earring on..
That would bring a whole new meaning to the term "pinko".
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 2:11 pm
You could always pierce something a little further south to use the remaining earring on..
I'm not THAT devoted to anything. :)
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 2:11 pm
Can I at least be an electric tool, like a table saw or something?
The Paul has indicated he may perhaps allow you to be a battery powered tool of some sort...belonging to Rosie O'Donnel..that requires lubricant.
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 2:14 pm
Dr Paul needs to look into this tool coverup, the tool commision obviously was a globalist neocon plot by various socialists and possibly the shriners.
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 2:14 pm
The Paul has indicated he may perhaps allow you to be a battery powered tool of some sort...belonging to Rosie O'Donnel..that requires lubricant.
I'd rather drop my drawers at The Piercing Pagoda.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 2:16 pm
I hear the Cub Scouts were involved.
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 2:16 pm
You only say that because you neocons fear Dr Paul.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 2:18 pm
I hear NAMBLA was involved.
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 2:20 pm
Has anyone else noticed that Dr. Paul and RuPaul have never appeared in a room together?
H-minus
May 29th, 2007, 2:21 pm
That is a trotskyite lie, Dr Paul is in all places at all times.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 2:22 pm
Has anyone else noticed that Dr. Paul and RuPaul have never appeared in a room together?
Good catch...now of course you realize you'll have to stay in hiding the rest of your life.
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 2:27 pm
Good catch...now of course you realize you'll have to stay in hiding the rest of your life.
I'll sit in the middle of the room at the San Francisco Ron Paul for President offices.
Don't tell anyone I'm there.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 2:37 pm
I'll sit in the middle of the room at the San Francisco Ron Paul for President offices.
Don't tell anyone I'm there.
We're nominating him for Supreme Commander..President is too light a title for one such as The Paul.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 2:57 pm
All Hail
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 3:05 pm
Aw hell?
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 3:17 pm
Ron Paul says taking breaks from posting to go to lunch is part of the NeoCon conspiracy to brainwash you into following the GOVERNMENTS schedule!!!
NightTrain
May 29th, 2007, 3:27 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/darth_nighttrain/chocolate-paul.jpg
Steven Givens
May 29th, 2007, 3:31 pm
Wow, a Republican actually questions out loud that our foriegn policy in the Middle East may anger the people there and he gets attacked by his own party. I guess Paul forgot that the people who vote Republican can only see an America that does no wrong.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 3:33 pm
Wow, a Republican actually questions out loud that our foriegn policy in the Middle East may anger the people there and he gets attacked by his own party. I guess Paul forgot that the people who vote Republican can only see an America that does no wrong.
Since you didnt vote in the poll, I'll put you down for "No..I'm a moron and think Ron Paul wakes up in the morning and ****es excellence "
Seedy
May 29th, 2007, 3:34 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/darth_nighttrain/chocolate-paul.jpg
"Have you seen this man?"
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 3:36 pm
"Have you seen this man?"
If so, tell him we've moved.
Steven Givens
May 29th, 2007, 3:39 pm
Since you didnt vote in the poll, I'll put you down for "No..I'm a moron and think Ron Paul wakes up in the morning and ****es excellence "
Exhibit A.
tha malcontent™
May 29th, 2007, 3:40 pm
C'mon..you Paulites have to have some info on his milk preference..and how his preference makes him a true conservative.
I'm going to tell Alex Jones on you!...
:naughty:
:)
peace...
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 3:41 pm
I'm going to tell Alex Jones on you!...
:naughty:
:)
peace...
Me and Alex have an understanding..he doesnt even whisper my name, I dont crack him in the head with a fire axe...
tha malcontent™
May 29th, 2007, 3:42 pm
Me and Alex have an understanding..he doesnt even whisper my name, I dont crack him in the head with a fire axe...
I just Sharpened my Hammers... You wanna Borrow you one?...
:)
peace...
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 3:43 pm
Exhibit A.
March of the Paulites.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/lemmings.jpg
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 3:45 pm
I just Sharpened my Hammers... You wanna Borrow you one?...
:)
peace...
I keep myself supplied..
grazie
tha malcontent™
May 29th, 2007, 3:47 pm
March of the Paulites.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/lemmings.jpg
http://www.thewallanalysis.com/Pictures/MovieShots/Brick2-6.jpg
^Speaking of Hammers...
:)
peace...
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 3:47 pm
Good find
Steven Givens
May 29th, 2007, 3:48 pm
March of the Paulites.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/lemmings.jpg
That may be so, but I'm not a Paul supporter. I'm simply getting a kick out of watching him ruffle some feathers.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 3:52 pm
That may be so, but I'm not a Paul supporter. I'm simply getting a kick out of watching him ruffle some feathers.
Paul doesnt ruffle my feathers..he's a non-issue as far as I'm concerned...this thread was started to show how STUPID and REDUNDANT all the "Ron Paul: He Likes Cookies" types of threads are..There are a ****load of them, and they're annoying as a flea on your nutsack.
tha malcontent™
May 29th, 2007, 3:52 pm
That may be so, but I'm not a Paul supporter. I'm simply getting a kick out of watching him ruffle some feathers.
He makes an Entertaining Punching Bag...
He's going nowhere, and my Concerns for him End after...
Well, my Concerns never started.
He's a Twit, and it's fun Slappin' him around Politically.
:)
peace...
jimjames418
May 29th, 2007, 3:56 pm
Paul doesnt ruffle my feathers..he's a non-issue as far as I'm concerned...this thread was started to show how STUPID and REDUNDANT all the "Ron Paul: He Likes Cookies" types of threads are..There are a ****load of them, and they're annoying as a flea on your nutsack.
If you don't want fleas on your nutsack, you shouldn't lay down with dogs. :)) :))
Just joking with ya Rick. :whistle:
tha malcontent™
May 29th, 2007, 3:56 pm
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/ART/ART261/GLZ012.jpg
^E-VILE!...
Poor little Paulite.
Where's a Jonsian when you Need one?...
Oh wait, that's Alex putting Ron into the Grinder.
There were no Jews in the Trade Center on the 11th, did you Know that?...
The Paulite-Jonsians told me that the Zionists got a Heads-up from (43)...
:)
peace...
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 3:59 pm
If you don't want fleas on your nutsack, you shouldn't lay down with dogs. :)) :))
Just joking with ya Rick. :whistle:
Someone's gotta show 'em some love.
lsue
May 29th, 2007, 4:05 pm
Is anyone else getting as sick of the Ron Paul crap as I am?
Ron Paul, another 15 minute famer. Who knew???
I like Ovaltine.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 4:09 pm
I've never had it.
lsue
May 29th, 2007, 4:11 pm
lol..I'll let you slide..even though this is a serious WP thread..Inquiring minds gotta know where he stands on this issue...and on donuts..how does he feel about donuts?
The jelly-filled ones? Surely!
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 4:12 pm
He stands on jelly filled donuts? Pretty messy I'd bet.
Mithrastan
May 29th, 2007, 4:23 pm
How does he feel about lizard-brained *********ges?
I know how I feel.
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 4:27 pm
excellent question..we await information from the Paulites..
I_LOVE_RUDY1
May 29th, 2007, 4:31 pm
I'm sick of this talk about life, liberty, and property. Who ever believes in this crap most be a moron; stop drinking the kool aid. Giuliani 08
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 4:32 pm
I'm sick of this talk about life, liberty, and property. Who ever believes in this crap most be a moron; stop drinking the kool aid. Giuliani 08
Ohhh..our first retread sighting in this thread..welcome...lol:)) :clap:
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 4:43 pm
I may have to bump this thread once or twice a day just for fun.
tha malcontent™
May 29th, 2007, 4:51 pm
I don't Like Ovaltine, and I HATE their ****ing Commercials...
"Riiiiiiiich, Chocolatey OVALTINE!..."
**** you kid!
:)
peace...
cyph3r7
May 29th, 2007, 4:54 pm
Does this mean Paul no longer supports sugar subsidies for cocoa farming?
cyph3r7
May 29th, 2007, 4:57 pm
Can we elect Paul "Supreme Ruler of the Universe"?
Paul is prepared to take the nomination
http://www.nytix.com/TV_Shows/RuPaul/RuPaulLocks.gif
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 5:03 pm
Paul is prepared to take the nomination
http://www.nytix.com/TV_Shows/RuPaul/RuPaulLocks.gif
Not THAT Paul...we dont think..
cyph3r7
May 29th, 2007, 5:23 pm
Not THAT Paul...we dont think..
They share a similar exposure to fame, you are simply a Neocon and thus incapable of higher brainpower to comprehend this
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 6:19 pm
You got me there.
cyph3r7
May 29th, 2007, 6:26 pm
and don't you ever forget it
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 6:28 pm
I'll tattoo it to my upper thigh
gdoane
May 29th, 2007, 6:29 pm
Has anybody verified that Ron Paul isn't actually Willy Wonka keeping the Oompa Loompas down on the farm?
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 6:37 pm
No, but someone should bring that up during the next debate
tha malcontent™
May 29th, 2007, 8:25 pm
Has anybody verified that Ron Paul isn't actually Willy Wonka keeping the Oompa Loompas down on the farm?
Willy Wonka is a Slave Owner...
:)
peace...
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 8:53 pm
You are disturbed. I'm glad we're married.
Thank you baby.:))
Fire Watch
May 29th, 2007, 9:50 pm
self-promotional bump
Polkfan
May 30th, 2007, 2:59 am
I voted option two, but only for the humor value.
7ranz
May 30th, 2007, 3:20 am
I think his position on milk is the same with his position on wedgies.
PaleoPaul
May 30th, 2007, 3:26 am
I voted the last option, just for the hellofit.
PaleoPaul
May 30th, 2007, 3:28 am
This thread is too funny.
olympian2004
May 30th, 2007, 3:39 am
Last option because I like their commercials.
No more 'Ron Paul' threads please!
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Lee Kington
May 30th, 2007, 3:44 am
Ron Paul avoids chocolate.... it plays havoc with his morning constitutional. ;)
H-minus
May 30th, 2007, 5:38 am
Dr Paul is taking all your names down, no soup for you!
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 10:41 am
The gallows list grows...
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 11:13 am
Anyone know where Dr. Rev. Prof. Paul, Esquire stands on Gummy Bears?
Seedy
May 30th, 2007, 11:14 am
The gallows list grows...
Awrite! Three others join me in the "moron" category!
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 11:15 am
Awrite! Three others join me in the "moron" category!
Excuse me..thats the "True Conservative" category..voting any other way makes you a commie libtard, or a NeoCon Trotskyite
Seedy
May 30th, 2007, 11:19 am
Excuse me..thats the "True Conservative" category..voting any other way makes you a commie libtard, or a NeoCon Trotskyite
Oh. Yeah. What you said.
http://www.librarything.com/authorpics/trotskyleon3980.jpg
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 11:24 am
Ron Paul for Supreme World Commander!!
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 12:37 pm
Has he spoken about his position on Viagra?
Army Wife
May 30th, 2007, 12:37 pm
Anyone know where Dr. Rev. Prof. Paul, Esquire stands on Gummy Bears?
OK if he is against Gummy Bears then I will have to most definitely remove my support of his Chocolate Milk Plank in his platform!
Gummy Bears deserve special rights too!! No Gummy Bear should have to suffer the biting off of their heads! Oh the humanity!
STOP THE GUMMY BEAR TORTURE!
:naughty:
H-minus
May 30th, 2007, 12:42 pm
Dr Paul says Gummy bears are blow back from exporting American Milk to Chocolate countries.
He has a reading list for you to prove it, you neocon trostyite.
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 12:44 pm
I have much to learn..I'm such a loser.
H-minus
May 30th, 2007, 12:47 pm
That's because you don't know enough about the Consitution, or how to be a real Conservative or that PNAC is behind Chocolate milk which is why you can't find it in Muslim countries.
ThrowCop
May 30th, 2007, 12:49 pm
Has he spoken about his position on Viagra?Pointing due north I would assume.
cyph3r7
May 30th, 2007, 12:56 pm
Has he spoken about his position on Viagra?
He's keeping a stiff upper lip on that issue
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 1:04 pm
Well...it is the little BLUE pill..
cyph3r7
May 30th, 2007, 1:06 pm
Anyone know where Dr. Rev. Prof. Paul, Esquire stands on Gummy Bears?
Unfortunately Haribo makes the best Gummi Bears but due to the fact that they are a German company, Paul has chosen to cut diplomatic ties with Germany and reinforce US isolationism. Something to do with Germany's favorable ties to the Jews in the 40's. Now we are stuck with the crappy Trolli brand of "Classic Bears".
This of course has led to mass unemployment for for these fellas and they have now be degraded into taking "unique" demeaning jobs:
http://blogspace.mweb.co.za/Portals/_Indigo/images/default/Gummi__Bears.jpg
but because I am concerned about their plight, I am of course the American Hugo Chavez.
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 1:08 pm
I cant think right now..
cyph3r7
May 30th, 2007, 1:09 pm
I cant think right now..
I know...waiting on marching orders from Putin I am sure :razz:
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 1:14 pm
Munching orders would be more appreciated.
cyph3r7
May 30th, 2007, 1:15 pm
I cant think right now..
the internet is a beautiful thing...however I don't know where Paul stands on this because it does cross international boundaries
cyph3r7
May 30th, 2007, 1:17 pm
Munching orders would be more appreciated.
I believe that pic meets PG13 rules however the version in your head (and mine) would at least be NC17 if not worse.
Of course the MPAA is a socialist organization which Paul will abolish upon taking office.
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 1:18 pm
He's got my vote then.
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 1:19 pm
I say we replace the Oval Office with a Throne Room once he's elected.
gdoane
May 30th, 2007, 1:21 pm
I say we replace the Oval Office with a Throne Room once he's elected.
That's the Ovaltine office and Ron Paul will never stoop to being elected when he can be anointed.
PaleoPaul
May 30th, 2007, 1:21 pm
Heh, I think the MPAA should be abolished anyway, socialist or not, lol. I mean, come on. Smoking determines RATINGS now?! That's ****ing whack.
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 1:24 pm
That's the Ovaltine office and Ron Paul will never stoop to being elected when he can be anointed.
Good point, I'll get the oil.
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 1:45 pm
Heh, I think the MPAA should be abolished anyway, socialist or not, lol. I mean, come on. Smoking determines RATINGS now?! That's ****ing whack.
agreed
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 3:09 pm
Where does The Paul stand on cheese?
cyph3r7
May 30th, 2007, 3:13 pm
In the middle
H-minus
May 30th, 2007, 3:14 pm
Where does The Paul stand on cheese?Cutting it or eating it?
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 3:18 pm
Both..we have to know.
Seedy
May 30th, 2007, 3:22 pm
Where does The Paul stand on cheese?
If it's Swiss cheese, his position varies.
Conservative Okie
May 30th, 2007, 3:30 pm
If it's Swiss cheese, his position varies.
If its Swiss Cheese, his position has holes in it!
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 3:35 pm
Damnit, now I'm even more confused.
H-minus
May 30th, 2007, 3:36 pm
Both..we have to know.Cutting it only when its inline with the principles of the founders, eating it when available and not supplied by neocon trotsyite farmers.
Conservative Okie
May 30th, 2007, 3:36 pm
Damnit, now I'm even more confused.
Does chocolate milk come from chocolate cows?
Inquiring kids want to know...
H-minus
May 30th, 2007, 3:37 pm
Does chocolate milk come from chocolate cows?
Inquiring kids want to know...Only a neocon PNAC socialist would ask that question.
Conservative Okie
May 30th, 2007, 3:39 pm
Only a neocon PNAC socialist would ask that question.
:redface:
you got me !
H-minus
May 30th, 2007, 3:40 pm
:redface:
you got me !Your support for Israel which does not support Dr Paul BTW is clear and obvious.
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 3:49 pm
Viva la Israel!!!!
H-minus
May 30th, 2007, 3:58 pm
Viva la Israel!!!!Karl rove made you post that.
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 3:58 pm
I cant help myself..he's in my brain.
H-minus
May 30th, 2007, 4:26 pm
Only because you are a neocon stooge trying for one world gov under fascist corporations.
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 4:31 pm
Long live Microsoft.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/reconrick/funny-pictures-the-bill-gates-empir.jpg
H-minus
May 30th, 2007, 4:50 pm
Dr Paul will use his mad skillz with the constitution to stop you.
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 8:14 pm
Fear The Paul
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 9:00 pm
Wait..what about whipped cream?
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 9:13 pm
The best question of all though I suppose would be "How does The Paul feel about retreads supporting him?"...lol
Jesso
May 30th, 2007, 9:21 pm
I'm lactose intolerant..so I really don't care how he feels about chocolate milk. :)
Libstomper
May 30th, 2007, 9:25 pm
"Read my lips: No more milk 'staches"
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 9:55 pm
this is when you know Ron Paul is doing good. When people start threads not proving what he's said worng because it's fact, but rather starting threads on chocolate milk.
No, this is when you know that the Paul supporters are annoying as an ingrown toenail and create 30 useless damn threads a day.
Army Wife
May 30th, 2007, 10:53 pm
No, this is when you know that the Paul supporters are annoying as an ingrown toenail and create 30 useless damn threads a day.
If that is not the truth then I don't know what is!!
:hug:
:clap:
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 11:00 pm
grazie
Fire Watch
May 30th, 2007, 11:26 pm
What about Teddy Bears????
gdoane
May 30th, 2007, 11:34 pm
What about Teddy Bears????
Teddy Bears get soggy in chocolate milk and then it sours and they smell funky. Tragic, really.
JMikey
May 30th, 2007, 11:39 pm
Oh crap, I thought I was voting for chocolate milk, but I actually voted for being sick of Ron Paul.
Admins, change my vote! Argh!
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 12:01 am
Too late..your name is also now on the gallows list.
NightTrain
May 31st, 2007, 1:07 am
Teddy Bears get soggy in chocolate milk and then it sours and they smell funky. Tragic, really.
Try Teddy Grahms next time....
Do they still make those???
PaleoPaul
May 31st, 2007, 1:07 am
They sure do! :drool:
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 1:31 am
Not once The Paul is on the throne..they'll be renamed Teddy Pauls.
Conservative Okie
May 31st, 2007, 1:34 am
Not once The Paul is on the throne..they'll be renamed Teddy Pauls.
I guess that is better than Paul Bears. Too close to Pallbearers.
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 1:43 am
but perhaps more apropos?
Conservative Okie
May 31st, 2007, 1:45 am
but perhaps more apropos?
yeap! :D
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 1:49 am
to the gallows with ye
Conservative Okie
May 31st, 2007, 1:53 am
to the gallows with ye
I'm a gentleman. Ron Paul fans can go first. ;)
weeaboo
May 31st, 2007, 2:58 am
I think my signature nicely states what the purpose of this thread is.
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 7:26 am
I think my signature nicely states what the purpose of this thread is.
No, but your posting here shows your lack of reading comprehension skills.
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 11:59 am
daily bump
H-minus
May 31st, 2007, 12:04 pm
Is that a globalist neocon stooge bump?
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 1:00 pm
It is..."bump" is actually a secret, imbedded cell group, activator word..the wheels are now in motion.
H-minus
May 31st, 2007, 1:20 pm
Only a trotsyite would make such a post.
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 2:03 pm
You fear me.
weeaboo
May 31st, 2007, 4:46 pm
No, but your posting here shows your lack of reading comprehension skills.
:)) :)) :)) :))
Seedy
May 31st, 2007, 4:47 pm
I'm not going to even CONSIDER voting for Paul until I know where he stands on the Nestle's Quick Issue.
weeaboo
May 31st, 2007, 4:51 pm
Seriously, though, one of Ron Paul's sworn enemies are chocolate chip cookies.
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2007/05/do_tell_ron_paul_on_babies_pro.html
H-minus
May 31st, 2007, 5:51 pm
Ron paul's sworn enemy is sanity.
weeaboo
May 31st, 2007, 5:53 pm
Ron paul's sworn enemy is sanity.
:rolleyes:
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 6:37 pm
Sanity, and those who assasinate it..
pattyk
May 31st, 2007, 6:39 pm
Sanity, and those who assasinate it..
I'm mesmerized by your fish............:eek:
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 6:53 pm
I'm mesmerized by your fish............:eek:
The fish are likewise mesmerized by you and send this message; "How YOU doin'?"
Army Wife
May 31st, 2007, 8:09 pm
I think my signature nicely states what the purpose of this thread is.
Actually the purpose of this thread is to annoy the snot out of the RP supporters who find it near impossible to limit themselves to just a few thread in which to contain their promotion of such a loser candidate...
Hey Rick the Husband and I were discussing this thread and he thinks RP will in the end come out supporting Chocolate Milk if for no other reason than that he can use the big hard plastic milk cartons to stand on behind the podium at the debates...
:))
:cool:
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 8:10 pm
lmao
BasicGreatGuy
May 31st, 2007, 9:00 pm
As to the poll question itself, I am not sick of it all. However, the childish insults from many on both sides of the coin so to speak, is well past old in my opinion.
Many here may not like the constant Ron Paul threads from many of his supporters. Whether you agree with this personal opinions on the matter or not, they should at least be commended for being involved in this Republic in this manner.
I may not agree with many of my fellow members in who they are endorsing, or considering. At the same time, it is good that they are involved regardless of whether or not I agree with them.
At times, I think we all forget, that the majority of the populous at large, who are able to vote, are either completely ignorant about what is going on in Washington, or they are completely apathetic when it comes to the governance of this Republic as a whole.
In my opinion, that is a sad commentary about society as a whole, as well as the future of this Republic.
I understand that some Ron Paul supporters are frustrated and or upset, with the joke threads about Ron Paul. This is not the first time people have made fun of a candidate. It has been going on since this Republic was founded.
While I understand that some Ron Paul supporters are frustrated and or upset about threads like this, some of you have brought it on yourselves, with engaging in childish insults with your fellow Americans, as well as believing that it is right for you to take it upon yourselves, to determine who is a "true" conservative, "true" American", "true" defender of freedom and liberty, or whatever phrase you wish you use.
Just because someone disagrees with your views, as well as your many agreements with Ron Paul, or any other conservative candidate, doesn't mean that they aren't a "true" conservative, or that they don't care about this Republic, and want the best for this Republic, as it pertains to the Constitution. It just means that their beliefs and interpretation of the Constitution may differ from yours.
In my opinion, the same holds true for those who are against Ron Paul, as well as many other members here as to the political governance of this Republic.
If those who officially support Ron Paul, or any other candidate, want to their fellow Americans as fake, tools, stupid, or any other insulting phrase, don't whine about it, when the same gets done to you.
There are many people who are members, as well as visitors who read this forum each day that we don't even know about. What kind of message of dedication and involvement are we sending to those who read the bashing threads? Are we doing what we can to encourage people to get informed and get involved with our actions and and words, with the kinds of threads we have all seen lately, are you part of the solution or part of the problem?
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 10:11 pm
thats way too serious for this thread
NightTrain
May 31st, 2007, 10:29 pm
thats way too serious for this thread
Way....
Fire Watch
May 31st, 2007, 10:36 pm
almost hurt myself trying to read it
Army Wife
June 1st, 2007, 12:02 am
Do ya think he got the wrong RP thread...? I mean there are so many to pick from...
:cool:
philc398
June 1st, 2007, 12:09 am
Is anyone else getting as sick of the Ron Paul crap as I am?
If sick of the Ron Paul crap, why post inane poll about Paul? Personally, I like Hershey's Chocolate Milk Syrup; its way better than the powders. So, my choice being the best in my own subjective world, cannot vote for any of the choices you provided.:whistle:
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 12:49 am
Then you're on the gallows list
Darkblade
June 1st, 2007, 1:03 am
bumpity
Sidestreamer
June 1st, 2007, 1:08 am
Not only does Ron Paul **** excellence, but his followers eat his effluence.
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 1:15 am
You sir have purchased yourself a spot on the gallows list.
BasicGreatGuy
June 1st, 2007, 1:17 am
Do ya think he got the wrong RP thread...? I mean there are so many to pick from...
:cool:
No. I meant to post in this thread.
Sidestreamer
June 1st, 2007, 1:27 am
Actually the purpose of this thread is to annoy the snot out of the RP supporters who find it near impossible to limit themselves to just a few thread in which to contain their promotion of such a loser candidate...
Hey Rick the Husband and I were discussing this thread and he thinks RP will in the end come out supporting Chocolate Milk if for no other reason than that he can use the big hard plastic milk cartons to stand on behind the podium at the debates...
:))
:cool:
I'm not sure Chocolate Milk is Constitutional however. We need to know, is it constitutional to add a chocolate additive to milk or is this a sign of creeping socialism?
philc398
June 1st, 2007, 1:29 am
Then you're on the gallows list
We are fellow LEO's, so therefore you cannot put me there. Besides, you know that Hershey's Chocolate Syrup is the BEST, don't try going and denying it.:razz:
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 1:34 am
We are fellow LEO's, so therefore you cannot put me there. Besides, you know that Hershey's Chocolate Syrup is the BEST, don't try going and denying it.:razz:
Once Paul is annointed Supreme Ruler, all our badges are belong to him.
gdoane
June 1st, 2007, 1:46 am
Once Paul is annointed Supreme Ruler, all our badges are belong to him.
Under Paul, we won't need no steekin' badges! The Constitution will be our badges!
philc398
June 1st, 2007, 1:48 am
Once Paul is annointed Supreme Ruler, all our badges are belong to him.
I'd hope he'd be true to his word and voting record and pull the Nation's nose out of State and Local affairs. So, if anything, I think it would be the opposite. But we could always use the Blazin' Saddles Line: Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges.
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 1:56 am
The oval office will be replaced with a throne room..
philc398
June 1st, 2007, 1:57 am
The oval office will be replaced with a throne room..
Porcelain?
philc398
June 1st, 2007, 1:58 am
Gotta get that number off my profile. Post for new number.
Drew2
June 1st, 2007, 2:11 am
I voted: Who the **** is Ron Paul, and why the **** should I care?
But actually I do care, I just haven't found anyone willing to even talk about this guy, much less mention his name. Could someone please point me in the right direction where I might be willing to find some Ron Paul supporters?
It's like a black hole out there when it comes to this guy.
Raoul Duke
June 1st, 2007, 2:12 am
I voted: Who the **** is Ron Paul, and why the **** should I care?
But actually I do care, I just haven't found anyone willing to even talk about this guy, much less mention his name. Could someone please point me in the right direction where I might be willing to find some Ron Paul supporters?
It's like a black hole out there when it comes to this guy.
sarcasm?
Drew2
June 1st, 2007, 2:43 am
sarcasm?
Seriously?
Okay, maybe just a teeny tiny bit
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 6:09 am
lol
Darkblade
June 1st, 2007, 7:02 am
sproing!
olympian2004
June 1st, 2007, 7:05 am
I'm sticking with "More Ovaltine Please!"
11928
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 7:06 am
No..I'm a moron and think Ron Paul wakes up in the morning and ****es excellence
antondez, austin356, Polkfan, ronpaul08, Seedy, shabutie, UnBound 7 10.14%
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 10:39 am
gratuitous bump
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 12:31 pm
What about insomnia? I worked all night and cant get to sleep..can The Paul help me?
olympian2004
June 1st, 2007, 3:10 pm
What about insomnia? I worked all night and cant get to sleep..can The Paul help me?
He'll suggest you buy 'The Clapper' to turn the lights out, but will accept for "applause" as support for his campaign.
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Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 3:53 pm
He'll suggest you buy 'The Clapper' to turn the lights out, but will accept for "applause" as support for his campaign.
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You Sir, are a great American
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 4:23 pm
Does Ron Paul support the new Police tour? Will he attend a concert?
olympian2004
June 1st, 2007, 4:57 pm
Does Ron Paul support the new Police tour? Will he attend a concert?
He'll probably want to sit on the speakers like he did at Woodstock.
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olympian2004
June 1st, 2007, 6:24 pm
Ron Paul is going to pick-up the official endorsement of Ovaltine. That way he can use the campaign slogan, "More Ron Paul Please!"
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Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 8:16 pm
Ron Paul. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
H-minus
June 1st, 2007, 8:37 pm
Does Ron Paul support the new Police tour? Will he attend a concert?Dr Paul considers the police to be an enforcer of the illeagal, immoral, and unvoted for patriot act.
He also thinks Sting is cooler then he is.
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 8:48 pm
That could be a problem..I'll add Sting to the gallows list.
H-minus
June 1st, 2007, 8:49 pm
He does like Stewart Copeling however.
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 8:59 pm
who the **** is that?
H-minus
June 1st, 2007, 9:04 pm
Why he's a member of the police, you neocon trotskyite!
Fire Watch
June 1st, 2007, 9:10 pm
A foreigner huh? To the gallows with him.