Ron Paul: How Does He Feel About Chocolate Milk??

[Liability]

do you get a prize for being the 1,000 th "ron paul chocolate milk" poster

Yes.

A glass of Johnny Walker Black on the rocks at the Malcontent's bar.

[Fire Watch]

Congrats, you're a ****ing great Ameri-Smurf.

[Liability]

Congrats, you're a ****ing great Ameri-Smurf.


Tough talk from a smurfing internet bad-smurfed tough smurfing guy!

[Fire Watch]

Tough talk from a smurfing internet bad-smurfed tough smurfing guy!
I have your Add-Smurf mister. I know where you Smurfing Smurf. Dont make me Smurf over there and Smurf you the Smurf up you Smurfing Smurf Smurfer.

[Fire Watch]

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[H-minus]

Only a neocon trotskyite would have posted that.

[Liability]

I have your Add-Smurf mister. I know where you Smurfing Smurf. Dont make me Smurf over there and Smurf you the Smurf up you Smurfing Smurf Smurfer.

Well that sure shut me the Smurf up.

[H-minus]

It shut you up because you are a PNAC Israeli furster who doesn't know the Constitution.

[Conservative Okie]

Well that sure shut me the Smurf up.

man, he called ya everything but a smurf herder! :lol:

[Fire Watch]

He knows he's a Smurf herder..I didnt have to tell him.

[Thomas603]

You know? I really haven't answered this thread...as to the true question.

How does he feel about Chocolate milk? It is my understanding that he is lactose intolerant...

So in my estimation? He HATES IT.

[gdoane]

I saw 2% Chocolate Milk today. Chocolate milk is polling 1% better than Ron Paul.

[NightTrain]

I saw 2% Chocolate Milk today. Chocolate milk is polling 1% better than Ron Paul.

I'd certainly vote for a carton of chocolate milk over Ronpaul...

[Thomas603]

I saw 2% Chocolate Milk today. Chocolate milk is polling 1% better than Ron Paul.


I hate to do it, however, I have to LAUGH...

[tobybear]

You know? I really haven't answered this thread...as to the true question.

How does he feel about Chocolate milk? It is my understanding that he is lactose intolerant...

So in my estimation? He HATES IT.

So he's one of those Chocolate Soy Milk people...

Figures!

[Fire Watch]

I thought as much.

[Liability]

It shut you up because you are a PNAC Israeli furster who doesn't know the Constitution.


Nah.

That's just RuPaul speak. :)

Knowing the Constitution does not require agreement with RuPaul.

And I am still America first. Israel gets our support, though, because it's RIGHT to do that.

Thank me very much!

[Liability]

He knows he's a Smurf herder..I didnt have to tell him.

I draw the smurfing line, dude.

No smurf herding for me.

You? Maybe.

Me? Never.

I really do hate the smurfing smurfs.

And that does not make me smurfophobic, either.

[Liability]

I saw 2% Chocolate Milk today. Chocolate milk is polling 1% better than Ron Paul.

Bwahahahahaha!

And even that requires lots of internet Paullite voters coming out of the woodwork.

[Fire Watch]

I draw the smurfing line, dude.

No smurf herding for me.

You? Maybe.

Me? Never.

I really do hate the smurfing smurfs.

And that does not make me smurfophobic, either.
What tha Smurfing Smurf you gonna Smurf about it? You Smurfing Smurf Smurfer...and an Anti-Smurfite to boot.

[Liability]

What tha Smurfing Smurf you gonna Smurf about it? You Smurfing Smurf Smurfer...and an Anti-Smurfite to boot.

:))

That was smurfing funny!


:))

[Fire Watch]

Happy to Smurflige.

[horselady]

Nah.

That's just RuPaul speak. :)

Knowing the Constitution does not require agreement with RuPaul.

And I am still America first. Israel gets our support, though, because it's RIGHT to do that.

Thank me very much!

OK, thank you very much!

(And Mark Levin Rocks!) ;)

[Liability]

OK, thank you very much!

(And Mark Levin Rocks!) ;)

I am in total agreement with you about Mark Levin.

I think he is so tremedously insightful and learned that I enjoy almost all of his rants!

I wish I could rant half as well.

He really is a terrific conservative spokesman.

[Fire Watch]

Smurf LevinSmurf?

[Liability]

Smurf LevinSmurf?

What the Smurf does that ^ jibberish mean?

You are smurfing unclear sometimes, sir.

Mark Levin is never unclear.

He is smurfing brilliant!

[Fire Watch]

What the Smurf does that ^ jibberish mean?

You are smurfing unclear sometimes, sir.

Mark Levin is never unclear.

He is smurfing brilliant!
Get a Smurfing Smurtionary you Smurfhead..or perhaps a Smurfaurus.

[gdoane]

You guys know the Smurfs are French, right?

The French don't do milk. They can't stop at the word "cow" without it becoming "coward". They drink whine.

[Liability]

Get a Smurfing Smurtionary you Smurfhead..or perhaps a Smurfaurus.

That would only smurfing help if you'd use words that are actually in those smurfing things!

[Fire Watch]

More Anti-Smurfitism..how long my people will we Smurferate this?

[horselady]

You guys know the Smurfs are French, right?

The French don't do milk. They can't stop at the word "cow" without it becoming "coward". They drink whine.


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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/timedjumpoff/Graphics/3529591.jpg

[Fire Watch]

Ah Smurf it.

[Liability]

More Anti-Smurfitism..how long my people will we Smurferate this?


As long as you smurfing go on trying to impose that smurfosity on the rest of us.

[Liability]

To be clear, I don't care what two adult "blues" do in private provided nobody is getting hurt and no criminal laws are being broken, etc.

On a side note, has anyone else ever noticed that the smurfing Smurfs ARE steadily and insidiously inserting themselves into OUR everday lives? Example: Go to the supermarket and pick up a plastic bottle of French Vanilla flavored Coffee-Mate coffeee creamer. Look at the "cap." Tell me that's not a Smurf hat.

http://www.royalcrestdairy.com/images/2005/Coffeemate%20creamer_small.jpg

[Thomas603]

To be clear, I don't care what two adult "blues" do in private provided nobody is getting hurt and no criminal laws are being broken, etc.

On a side note, has anyone else ever noticed that the smurfing Smurfs ARE steadily and insidiously inserting themselves into OUR everday lives? Example: Go to the supermarket and pick up a plastic bottle of French Vanilla flavored Coffee-Mate coffeee creamer. Look at the "cap." Tell me that's not a Smurf hat.

http://www.royalcrestdairy.com/images/2005/Coffeemate%20creamer_small.jpg

Papa Smurf smurfs you for that . ;)

[Fire Watch]

Smurf off.

[Thomas603]

Smurf off.

What the smurf? :eek:

[gwhughes]

Ron Paul IS papa smurf.

[Thegreat1]

Is Ron Paul still a serious candidate? Perhaps he and Bloomberg should hook up.

[Liability]

Is Ron Paul still a serious candidate? Perhaps he and Bloomberg should hook up.

A new movie: The Smurfs take on the Royalty.

Ron Paul as Papa Smurf.

Mike Bloomberg as the the rich old guy behind the throne.

Libs as the Aristocracy.

Hershey's Chocolate Kisses as Smurf droppings.

[Fire Watch]

Is Ron Paul still a serious candidate? Perhaps he and Bloomberg should hook up.
Still? He was never a serious candidate.

[Liability]

Still? He was never a serious candidate.

Seriously disturbed, maybe.

[Fire Watch]

Good point.

[gwhughes]

I hate to say it, but I'm wishing the Mods would limit the Ron Paul threads again. It's getting to be too much. Not this one but the so called "serious" threads. My God! People, please! He's a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Token]

Is Ron Paul still a serious candidate?

He's here for our amusement. It helps us pick out the true Conservatives.

[H-minus]

Just a bump for my buddy rick.

[The Libertarian Guy]

He's here for our amusement. It helps us pick out the true Conservatives.

Which ones are they again? :))

[PaleoPaul]

good point

[weeaboo]

He's here for our amusement. It helps us pick out the true Conservatives.

Like the ones that support him?

[Conservative Okie]

Just a bump for my buddy rick.


That is just wrong ! :lol:

[Fire Watch]

He has a man crush, he cant help himself.

[gdoane]

He has a man crush, he cant help himself.

Waddya expect when you've worn more uniforms in your life than the Village People?

Y.M.C.A. it's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A... :D

[Fire Watch]

You go with what works.

[gdoane]

You go with what works.

Has Ron Paul ever worn a milk man uniform?

It's always the milk man, you know. Ron Paul delivered babies, he might have been delivering milk too so he can drum up some business. Those lonely housewives did love on the milk man.

Of course, nobody delivers milk anymore but seeing as how Ron Paul is older than the invention of the home refrigerator, he could have been the milk man.

[H-minus]

Just trying to help a guy out with a little advertizing.

[bella-day]

Just trying to help a guy out with a little advertizing.

H, how did you get Rick to pose for that pic?

[H-minus]

H, how did you get Rick to pose for that pic?How do you get him NOT to pose is the real question.

[bella-day]

How do you get him NOT to pose is the real question.


He really should have shaved his pits before posing for that one.

[gdoane]

H, how did you get Rick to pose for that pic?

That's photoshopped as all heck. Rick's right-handed. He wouldn't be swinging on a rope by his left hand.

[Fire Watch]

Chris...I ****ed in your Cheerios

[bella-day]

That's photoshopped as all heck. Rick's right-handed. He wouldn't be swinging on a rope by his left hand.

You never know. I'm left-handed but when I swing on a rope I hold on with my right hand. That keeps my dominate arm free to allow me to control things a bit easier.

Rick, the fro does nothing for you. I like your real hair better.

Lose the wig.;)

[H-minus]

Chris...I ****ed in your CheeriosWouldn't be the first time.

Now, get sweatin to the postin!

[goodlife]

I'm innocent!

[H-minus]

I was behind the entire thing.

[bella-day]

I'm innocent!

But your sigline winks whenever you say that...:D

[H-minus]

She's the mastermind I tells ya!

[Fire Watch]

I'm innocent!
You and OJ both.

[Conservative Okie]

You and OJ both.

The glove doesn't fit (her), you must acquit! ;)

[gdoane]

I'm innocent!

Tell it to the Marines. That heap won't float in the Navy!

[Liability]

Chris...I ****ed in your Cheerios

Chris knows. That's why Chris relished them. Down to the last crumb and drop of funny colored milk.

[philc398]

Heard it from a reliable source, Ron Paul LOVES chocolate milk as long as it does not get spilled on the Constitution. Then it is making an unlawful attempt to alter the Constitution and will be dealt with accordingly. :D

[Thanatos144]

Heard it from a reliable source, Ron Paul LOVES chocolate milk as long as it does not get spilled on the Constitution. Then it is making an unlawful attempt to alter the Constitution and will be dealt with accordingly. :D

Yea he wants it clean so he can **** all over it.

[philc398]

Yea he wants it clean so he can **** all over it.


Oh really? Whatever -- you are a big ghey Paulophobe.

You got your Bush, your DemoClowns, and your RINO's that are constantly trying to wipe their nether regions with the Constitution.

As much as you dislike Paul, you know that he is one of the few that has always voted consistently for maintaining what the Founders envisioned the Constitution to represent. And that is Limited Gubmit.

[Thanatos144]

Oh really? Whatever -- you are a big ghey Paulophobe.

You got your Bush, your DemoClowns, and your RINO's that are constantly trying to wipe their nether regions with the Constitution.

As much as you dislike Paul, you know that he is one of the few that has always voted consistently for maintaining what the Founders envisioned the Constitution to represent. And that is Limited Gubmit.

I find cutting defense to pay for health care and education ****ing all over the constitution. But I know you don't cause Paul hasn't told you what to think yet.

[bayoubill]

Oh really? Whatever -- you are a big ghey Paulophobe.

You got your Bush, your DemoClowns, and your RINO's that are constantly trying to wipe their nether regions with the Constitution.

As much as you dislike Paul, you know that he is one of the few that has always voted consistently for maintaining what the Founders envisioned the Constitution to represent. And that is Limited Gubmit.

Take it easy, Phil. Don't let the gheytards (new word... like it?) get under your skin.

[goodlife]

The glove doesn't fit (her), you must acquit! ;)

there ya go!
See Rick!

[goodlife]

I was behind the entire thing.


See Rick!!! I TOLD you!

[goodlife]

Tell it to the Marines. That heap won't float in the Navy!


GENE!!! you're supposed to be MY friend...you're supposed to look out for me...protect me...take up for me...all that good stuff.

[philc398]

I find cutting defense to pay for health care and education ****ing all over the constitution. But I know you don't cause Paul hasn't told you what to think yet.


I don't think that Paul has voted once to a.) cut defense, or b.) to increase federal funding of health care or education. If he has what you claim, then post a link to the evidence or shut your pie-hole.

Then stop smoking that and pass it over this way. :D

Plus, I am not a Paulbot. I do actually think for myself. If he fails to clearly state and clear up any misunderstandings on his views about Defense (meaning plans to maintain the strongest, best trained, best equipped, most organized military in the world), then I probably will not vote for him in the Primaries.

However, I heartily believe that he will and that he will surprise alot of you. He was a flight surgeon in the Air Force and then the Air National Guard. President Reagan said the following of Paul: “Ron Paul is one of the outstanding leaders fighting for a stronger national defense. As a former Air Force officer, he knows well the needs of our armed forces, and he always puts them first. We need to keep him fighting for our country.”

Now do you know better than President Ronald Reagan???!!!:eek:

[Thanatos144]

See Rick!!! I TOLD you!

No fair editing a quote. :))

[Thanatos144]

I don't think that Paul has voted once to a.) cut defense, or b.) to increase federal funding of health care or education. If he has what you claim, then post a link to the evidence or shut your pie-hole.

Then stop smoking that and pass it over this way. :D

Plus, I am not a Paulbot. I do actually think for myself. If he fails to clearly state and clear up any misunderstandings on his views about Defense (meaning plans to maintain the strongest, best trained, best equipped, most organized military in the world), then I probably will not vote for him in the Primaries.

However, I heartily believe that he will and that he will surprise alot of you. He was a flight surgeon in the Air Force and then the Air National Guard. President Reagan said the following of Paul: “Ron Paul is one of the outstanding leaders fighting for a stronger national defense. As a former Air Force officer, he knows well the needs of our armed forces, and he always puts them first. We need to keep him fighting for our country.”

Now do you know better than President Ronald Reagan???!!!:eek:
He said he wanted to cut defense for health care and education.

[goodlife]

No fair editing a quote. :))


Hey! I didn't edit anything!

[Thanatos144]

Hey! I didn't edit anything!

If you say so.

[bella-day]

He said he wanted to cut defense for health care and education.

He backed it up by voting against funding the troops.

You do not vote to cut off funding troops in the field and expect the majority of Americans to applaud you for it.

But Thanatos...we still have this all important issue. You know, the topic of this thread.

Could one of the Pauliewogs step forward to let us know just what is Paul's stance on chocolate milk?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[bayoubill]

He backed it up by voting against funding the troops.

You do not vote to cut off funding troops in the field and expect the majority of Americans to applaud you for it.

But Thanatos...we still have this all important issue. You know, the topic of this thread.

Could one of the Pauliewogs step forward to let us know just what is Paul's stance on chocolate milk?

Inquiring minds want to know.

I thought we established that RP likes to have his chocolate milk with green eggs and ham, and that he likes the fat content to match his MSM polling numbers.

[philc398]

He said he wanted to cut defense for health care and education.

He said, in a debate, that all the money spent on Iraq and other far-flung stretching thin our military all over the world could be saved, i.e. not spent on unnecessary wars and unnecessary military bases not on our own soil. The savings (in tax dollars) then could be spent on local issues, locally -- as they would not have been swooped up by the IRS (which he plans on 86ing). He has never once voted for expanding federal spending. He has never once voted for federal monies for education. He has never once voted for federal funding of health care, most recently he voted against GW Bush's Johnsonian New Dealesqe Prescription Drug plan. Oh, but you can magically take a statement in a debate and twist it to mean something that it does not and that is very obviously against the historical record of his actual votes. Go back to another talking point there Paulophobe.:rolleyes:

Anyway this is supposed to be a fun thread. Thus my opening with "no chocolate milk on the Constitution." Chill in your irrational hatred and have a little fun, gosh.:doh:

[philc398]

...

Could one of the Pauliewogs step forward to let us know just what is Paul's stance on chocolate milk?

Inquiring minds want to know.


Posted this earlier, the source is a CI of mine and is highly reliable:)):

Heard it from a reliable source, Ron Paul LOVES chocolate milk as long as it does not get spilled on the Constitution. Then it is making an unlawful attempt to alter the Constitution and will be dealt with accordingly. :D

[Thanatos144]

He said, in a debate, that all the money spent on Iraq and other far-flung stretching thin our military all over the world could be saved, i.e. not spent on unnecessary wars and unnecessary military bases not on our own soil. The savings (in tax dollars) then could be spent on local issues, locally -- as they would not have been swooped up by the IRS (which he plans on 86ing). He has never once voted for expanding federal spending. He has never once voted for federal monies for education. He has never once voted for federal funding of health care, most recently he voted against GW Bush's Johnsonian New Dealesqe Prescription Drug plan. Oh, but you can magically take a statement in a debate and twist it to mean something that it does not and that is very obviously against the historical record of his actual votes. Go back to another talking point there Paulophobe.:rolleyes:

Anyway this is supposed to be a fun thread. Thus my opening with "no chocolate milk on the Constitution." Chill in your irrational hatred and have a little fun, gosh.:doh:


PAUL: The president ran on a program of a humble foreign policy, no nation-building and no policing of the world, and he changed his tune.

And now we are fighting a war. And our foreign operations around the world to maintain our empire is now approaching $1 trillion a year. That's where the money is going and that's where it has to be cut so we can take care of education and medical cares that are needed here in this country.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0706/05/se.01.html

[philc398]

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0706/05/se.01.html

I did not deny that he said the following: "And now we are fighting a war. And our foreign operations around the world to maintain our empire is now approaching $1 trillion a year. That's where the money is going and that's where it has to be cut so we can take care of education and medical cares that are needed here in this country."

But if you were actually look at his record and his many,many publicly stated views; you would find that the clearly seen underlying meaning is that all that money would not have been collected from our paychecks in federal taxes and then spent on imperialism. The money could have remained in the care of us taxpayers to then spend on education or health care, or locally collected in taxes to address the same. Paul is against big gubmit, period. He does not, has not, will not vote to expand the gubmit or to spend federal funds on education or to spend federal funds on education.

You have one quote, taken out of context. I have his long record of defending the Constitution and reeling in gubmit spending through his votes anyway. Look at his voting record, DUH. Think about it, DUH.

Check this link=>LIBERTY AMENDMENT (http://www.libertyamendment.org/), then scan down to the second bullet under the heading "Current Status." DUH.

[philc398]

At night, Ron likes his chocolate milk heated slightly. It relaxes him so he can get a better night's sleep to be able to battle big gubmit the next day better.

[bella-day]

At night, Ron likes his chocolate milk heated slightly. It relaxes him so he can get a better night's sleep to be able to battle big gubmit the next day better.


Awww that's so sweet. He likes warm chocolate milk. Skim, 1%, 2%, or does he go for the high octane stuff?

Does he wear his footie jammies while drinking it? A sleepy hat maybe?

[gwhughes]

Actually you are all wrong, Ron Paul voted to cut military spending and educational spending in order to support his platform of increased spending on chocolate chip cookie refineries. You see the Paul really knows his economics and apparently there has been a recent surplus in milk. So Paul, being the advocate for milk consumption, has devised a plan to rid the supermarket shelves of this milk surplus. In turn, the Pauls stratagy is to rid the world of terrorism by providing the terror suspects with plenty of milk and cookies, making them very very sleepy. This will allow our troops to fire bomb their caves and villages with little to no resistance, and our troops overseas can come home. Misunderstood is the Pauls statements of previous debates. He didn't mean that the terrorism on 9/11 was caused by America's forign policy. He ment that the terrorist, because of America's domestic policy on milk and cookies really disappointed the terrorist and that's why they attacked us. This bold new policy proposed by Ron Paul will take a huge leap of faith by Nabisco and Pet, cookie conglomerates and dairy farmers across the nation.

[bella-day]

Actually you are all wrong, Ron Paul voted to cut military spending and educational spending in order to support his platform of increased spending on chocolate chip cookie refineries. You see the Paul really knows his economics and apparently there has been a recent surplus in milk. So Paul, being the advocate for milk consumption, has devised a plan to rid the supermarket shelves of this milk surplus. In turn, the Pauls stratagy is to rid the world of terrorism by providing the terror suspects with plenty of milk and cookies, making them very very sleepy. This will allow our troops to fire bomb their caves and villages with little to no resistance, and our troops overseas can come home. Misunderstood is the Pauls statements of previous debates. He didn't mean that the terrorism on 9/11 was caused by America's forign policy. He ment that the terrorist, because of America's domestic policy on milk and cookies really disappointed the terrorist and that's why they attacked us. This bold new policy proposed by Ron Paul will take a huge leap of faith by Nabisco and Pet, cookie conglomerates and dairy farmers across the nation.

Wait a minute...could it be?...nah can't be...it sounds like Paul is manipulating his foriegn policy not for the safety of We the People...but...I can't believe this...not Paul!...BIG BUSINESS!!!

He wants to manipulate our foreign policy so that Nabisco and Pet will rule the world!:eek:

Can you imagine the obesity problems that will result?! Worldwide obesity!

[Fire Watch]

This explains AlGores weight gain...

[7ranz]

Ron Paul: How Does He Feel About Chocolate Milk??
I believe Paul and Fred Thompson have formed a bipartisan agreement that chocolate milk tastes good when hot.

[bayoubill]

This explains AlGores weight gain...

:sick: ah, Rick, damn it! You just made me spew chocolate milk out my nose all over the keyboard! What a frickin mess!

[gwhughes]

This explains AlGores weight gain...

He supports RiP's plan to thwart terrorism. In fact this may be the big democrat plan for the war on terror, stolen by Dr. Paul. He also secretly hopes this plan will work on Big____ (insert oil, tobbaco, industry, Pharma, anything else that leaves a carbon footprint.)

[bayoubill]

He supports RiP's plan to thwart terrorism. In fact this may be the big democrat plan for the war on terror, stolen by Dr. Paul. He also secretly hopes this plan will work on and Big____ (insert oil, tobbaco, industry, Pharma, anything else that leaves a carbon footprint.)

I would imagine that Big Chocolate Milk leaves a huge carbon footprint, what with all those cow farts and all.

[gwhughes]

I would imagine that Big Chocolate Milk leaves a huge carbon footprint, what with all those cow farts and all.

Cow farts, Paul, and Gore go hand in hand.

[bayoubill]

Cow farts, Paul, and Gore go hand in hand.

Cow farts have hands?! Ewwww...

[H-minus]

Why does Paul hate the cows?

[Fire Watch]

They're Canadian cows.

[H-minus]

Do they have a secret plan to unite Canadian and US dairies? :think:

[bella-day]

Do they have a secret plan to unite Canadian and US dairies? :think:

Mexican dairies too.

[gdoane]

Mexican dairies too.

Chocolate Tacos are evil! EEEVIL!! I got ahold of a Chocolate Taco and it didn't fight fair, it went straight for my mouth and then for my throat before hitting me in the gut. Then it had three friends do the same thing!

Oh, the horror! The pure dairy horror of the Chocolate Taco.

I'll see them in combat again, and next time, I'm gonna BITE them!

[bella-day]

Chocolate Tacos are evil! EEEVIL!! I got ahold of a Chocolate Taco and it didn't fight fair, it went straight for my mouth and then for my throat before hitting me in the gut. Then it had three friends do the same thing!

Oh, the horror! The pure dairy horror of the Chocolate Taco.

I'll see them in combat again, and next time, I'm gonna BITE them!

Hey could that be Paul's concept of defending the country? Line the southern border with chocolate tacos?

What about the northern border? Could the Canadian cow farts be his weapon of choice?

[H-minus]

Mexican cows might fight dirty if the chips are down.

[wonderingrover]

Cow farts, Paul, and Gore go hand in hand.

Actually, Gore believes cow farts should be outlawed because they cause global warming. ...

:D

[bella-day]

Actually, Gore believes cow farts should be outlawed because they cause global warming. ...

:D

But how do you stop the evil cow farts. You can't stop them with a cork. Exploding cows...now a pretty sight. So much clean up involved and all.

Maybe Paul has the answer.:D

[gwhughes]

Paul plans on putting matches at the end of each cow's tail, and sandpaper on their backs. Every time they swat a fly they light a match.

[gwhughes]

Actually, Gore believes cow farts should be outlawed because they cause global warming. ...

:D

It killed Gore to include that information in his "Global Warming: The Only Way I Can Get Anyone To Listen To Me Because I Suck" book because he LOVES the smell of cow farts.

[bella-day]

Paul plans on putting matches at the end of each cow's tail, and sandpaper on their backs. Every time they swat a fly they light a match.

But that will only create thousands if not millions of 4 legged flame throwers.:))

[Fire Watch]

But how do you stop the evil cow farts. You can't stop them with a cork. Exploding cows...now a pretty sight. So much clean up involved and all.

Maybe Paul has the answer.:D
You stick a hose up their butt and bottle it to use for fuel..come to think of it..that may for with Rosie too. We just saved the planet. I'll be expecting my Nobel price nomination notification.

[wonderingrover]

But that will only create thousands if not millions of 4 legged flame throwers.:))


That could get a little messy if you happened to be driving by a cow-filled pasture when one of them started one of those flames. ..

:)

[bella-day]

That could get a little messy if you happened to be driving by a cow-filled pasture when one of them started one of those flames. ..

:)

Messy and dangerous. Can you imagine the resulting legal action? I can see it; our courts being choked with class actions suits.

Then of course PETA would have to step in.

Paul really needs to rethink his stance on this issue.

[gwhughes]

The Paul is open to suggestions on the cow fart dilemma. Rick seems to have an answer, cow flatutlation powered cars. Smell worse than an old catalytic converter. Kind of like a compressed natural gas car but instead of hooking up to your nat gas line in your home, you hook up to a cow.

[H-minus]

You stick a hose up their butt and bottle it to use for fuel..come to think of it..that may for with Rosie too. We just saved the planet. I'll be expecting my Nobel price nomination notification.
I'd rather the planent die.

[bella-day]

You stick a hose up their butt and bottle it to use for fuel..come to think of it..that may for with Rosie too. We just saved the planet. I'll be expecting my Nobel price nomination notification.

And just who is going to insert the hose.

Sounds like a really nasty job. One that would offer extremely low wages. Americans just wouldn't do such a job.

And Rosie? I rather have to deal with the 4 legged cow.:doh:

Maybe Paul has someone special in mind to take care of this most disgusting job.

[Conservative Okie]

You stick a hose up their butt and bottle it to use for fuel..come to think of it..that may for with Rosie too. We just saved the planet. I'll be expecting my Nobel price nomination notification.

Jimmy Cahter will deliver it to your doorstep ... just like Ed McMahon does. :)

If you can find some terrorists to appease, that will greatly improve your odds. ;)

[gwhughes]

And just who is going to insert the hose.

Sounds like a really nasty job. One that would offer extremely low wages. Americans just wouldn't do such a job.

And Rosie? I rather have to deal with the 4 legged cow.:doh:

Maybe Paul has someone special in mind to take care of this most disgusting job.

Maybe he's lobbying for the Milkmen of America. Since forever they've been obsolete. They can change their name to the Pootmen of America, delivering cow gas to every americans doorstep.

[Thanatos144]

Jimmy Cahter will deliver it to your doorstep ... just like Ed McMahon does. :)

If you can find some terrorists to appease, that will greatly improve your odds. ;)

Don't forget he should also demand Israel to give up and die for the terrorists.

[wonderingrover]

Maybe he's lobbying for the Milkmen of America. Since forever they've been obsolete. They can change their name to the Pootmen of America, delivering cow gas to every americans doorstep.

Here in Georgia, there is a mascot for the Georgia Natural Gas company called "The Gas Guy." I nominate him for the official job of capturing and delivering cow gas to the people of the United States.

[bella-day]

Maybe he's lobbying for the Milkmen of America. Since forever they've been obsolete. They can change their name to the Pootmen of America, delivering cow gas to every americans doorstep.

You are too much. I'm so glad I wasn't drinking chocolate milk when I read this post.:))

[Fire Watch]

If you can find some terrorists to appease, that will greatly improve your odds. ;)
By using the flatulent to power our cars, we would eliminate our need for oil..by doing THAT we would in turn remove the source of funding for the terrorists...I just saved the planet again. A Nobel Peace Prize is imminent.

[Conservative Okie]

By using the flatulent to power our cars, we would eliminate our need for oil..by doing THAT we would in turn remove the source of funding for the terrorists...I just saved the planet again. A Nobel Peace Prize is imminent.

Now you're talking like Ron Paul.

are you feeling ok ? :think:

[bella-day]

By using the flatulent to power our cars, we would eliminate our need for oil..by doing THAT we would in turn remove the source of funding for the terrorists...I just saved the planet again. A Nobel Peace Prize is imminent.

I sent an email to the committee.

You should be hearing something very soon now.

[Fire Watch]

I sent an email to the committee.

You should be hearing something very soon now.
You evil wench. I just got an email from Jimmah Cahtah..

[wonderingrover]

You evil wench. I just got an email from Jimmah Cahtah..


Jimmah Cahtah is talking again? Hmm-in the case of him talking, there may be some actual evidence of man-made global warming. ...

[Fire Watch]

damn, just another thing to figure into the equation..

[Fire Watch]

Does Ron Paul approve of chocolate milk flavored protein shakes?

[bella-day]

Does Ron Paul approve of chocolate milk flavored protein shakes?

Only if they are loaded with fiber. Lots and lots and lots of fiber.

Fiber is important to Paul you know.

[Liability]

If you put milk on certain chocolate flavored cereals, the milk becomes (after a while) chocolate milk.

What does Ron Paul say about this?

What does the Constitution say about this?

[Fire Watch]

If you put milk on certain chocolate flavored cereals, the milk becomes (after a while) chocolate milk.

What does Ron Paul say about this?

What does the Constitution say about this?
It's dilution..Ron Paul wont stand for the dilution of the Constitution, or his cereal! Viva la Chocolate Paul!

[Liability]

It's dilution..Ron Paul wont stand for the dilution of the Constitution, or his cereal! Viva la Chocolate Paul!

Chocolate Paul?

Didn't those used to come in an orange box?

[Fire Watch]

I really dont know what you're talking about.

[bella-day]

Chocolate Paul?

Didn't those used to come in an orange box?

Is that kind of like a chocolate bunny?

[tobybear]

Chocolate Paul?

Didn't those used to come in an orange box?

Peter Pauls Almond Joy because Ron Paul is a nut?

[Fire Watch]

Thats a solid explanation.

[Liability]

I really dont know what you're talking about.


Oh. My bad. I was thinking of the candy known as Chocolate Babies.

[tobybear]

Apparently Paul loves Chocolate Bayou..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/tobybear/RonPaulChocolateBayou.jpg
March 8, 2007

Mr. Chairman, and Ranking Member Hobson:

I am requesting funding for Chocolate Bayou, in fiscal year 2008. The entity to recieve funding for this project is the Galveston District USACE, located at P.O. Box 1229, Galveston, TX 77553-1229

The funding would be used for operations and maintenance.

I certify that neither I, nor my spouse, have any financial intres in this project.

Sincerely,


Ron Paul
Member of Congress
Page 11 here...

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/allpolitics/0706/popup.congress.earmarks/pdfs/tx.14.paul.pdf

I hear Ron Paul and Ray Nagin plan on doing a cover of Linda Ronstadts hit changing the words to Chocolate Bayou!

[DiveCon]

Apparently Paul loves Chocolate Bayou..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/tobybear/RonPaulChocolateBayou.jpg
March 8, 2007

Mr. Chairman, and Ranking Member Hobson:

I am requesting funding for Chocolate Bayou, in fiscal year 2008. The entity to recieve funding for this project is the Galveston District USACE, located at P.O. Box 1229, Galveston, TX 77553-1229

The funding would be used for operations and maintenance.

I certify that neither I, nor my spouse, have any financial intres in this project.

Sincerely,


Ron Paul
Member of Congress
Page 11 here...

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/allpolitics/0706/popup.congress.earmarks/pdfs/tx.14.paul.pdf

I hear Ron Paul and Ray Nagin plan on doing a cover of Linda Ronstadts hit changing the words to Chocolate Bayou!
:eek:
PORK!?!?!?!?!?!?!
no WAY
not from the paulster

[Liability]

:eek:
PORK!?!?!?!?!?!?!
no WAY
not from the paulster

Congresscritter Ron Paul strenuously and vociferously objects, on Constitutional grounds, no doubt, only to OPP!

OTHER politician's pork!

[tobybear]

:eek:
PORK!?!?!?!?!?!?!
no WAY
not from the paulster


No not from Paul!

See Paul will fill a Bill with requests for funding for his district, then he votes against the Unconstitutional Bill, knowing that the Bill will be passed with his funding in place anyway!

Then he gets to tell his constituents that he brought home Pork for them and voted against Pork!

Its a win win! Paul would never compromise his standards and principles!

:rolleyes:

[Token]

No not from Paul!

See Paul will fill a Bill with requests for funding for his district, then he votes against the Unconstitutional Bill, knowing that the Bill will be passed with his funding in place anyway!

Then he gets to tell his constituents that he brought home Pork for them and voted against Pork!

Its a win win! Paul would never compromise his standards and principles!

:rolleyes:

:think:

[DiveCon]

No not from Paul!

See Paul will fill a Bill with requests for funding for his district, then he votes against the Unconstitutional Bill, knowing that the Bill will be passed with his funding in place anyway!

Then he gets to tell his constituents that he brought home Pork for them and voted against Pork!

Its a win win! Paul would never compromise his standards and principles!

:rolleyes:
what a hypocrite

[Fire Watch]

what a hypocrite
X2, and a damned liar

[H-minus]

No not from Paul!

See Paul will fill a Bill with requests for funding for his district, then he votes against the Unconstitutional Bill, knowing that the Bill will be passed with his funding in place anyway!

Then he gets to tell his constituents that he brought home Pork for them and voted against Pork!

Its a win win! Paul would never compromise his standards and principles!

:rolleyes:What a slime Ron paul is, I hope the morons that worship this jerk understand what a low life he is.

[Conservative Okie]

X2, and a damned liar

Indeed.

I did find one of his congressional photos.

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/conokie/weasels.jpg

I believe he is the one on the right trying to play all innocent.

[Fire Watch]

lmao

[DiveCon]

Apparently Paul loves Chocolate Bayou..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/tobybear/RonPaulChocolateBayou.jpg
March 8, 2007

Mr. Chairman, and Ranking Member Hobson:

I am requesting funding for Chocolate Bayou, in fiscal year 2008. The entity to recieve funding for this project is the Galveston District USACE, located at P.O. Box 1229, Galveston, TX 77553-1229

The funding would be used for operations and maintenance.

I certify that neither I, nor my spouse, have any financial intres in this project.

Sincerely,


Ron Paul
Member of Congress
Page 11 here...

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/interactive/allpolitics/0706/popup.congress.earmarks/pdfs/tx.14.paul.pdf

I hear Ron Paul and Ray Nagin plan on doing a cover of Linda Ronstadts hit changing the words to Chocolate Bayou!
you should make that a thread of its own

[Token]

Holy crap it's true. The bots are real.

http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2007/07/ron-paul-morons-manipulating-digg.html

[bayoubill]

Apparently Paul loves Chocolate Bayou..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/tobybear/RonPaulChocolateBayou.jpg

<snipped>

I hear Ron Paul and Ray Nagin plan on doing a cover of Linda Ronstadts hit changing the words to Chocolate Bayou!

Sounds alright by me... ;)

[Liability]

Linda Ronstadt sings Chocolate Bayou (over a cup of Hot Chocolate milk) in a classic duet with Ron Paul.

[Fire Watch]

Thats sure to win a Grammy.

[Token]

I like the way this guy thinks.

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JohnHawkins/2007/06/15/the_conservative_case_against_ron_paul

[tobybear]

you should make that a thread of its own


But this is the Chocolate thread!

[gdoane]

Ron Paul knows too much about Chocolate Milk. He knows the Nestle secret of WWII.

You see, in the 1930's the Swiss company Nestle had engineered a special breed of cow, a Chocolate Cow, that when milked would produce a superior chocolate milk to any other chocolate milk available.

When WWII broke out, officials at the Nestle Company feared that Germans would invade, and their precious Chocolate Cows would become German Chocolate Cows. To defend this secret from falling into Nazi hands the Nestle company called the one company which could defend the cows.

The cows were shipped to a company in Pennsylvania for safekeeping, Hershey, Pennsylvania to be precise and the payment to the Hershey company was to keep a breeding stock of these Chocolate Cows for themselves.

Only insiders deep inside Hershey and Nestle know of this secret, but Ron Paul has found it out and threatens to spill the milk story unless Hershey and Nestle get him elected President.

You have to keep this secret though. I don't want to be accused of cow tipping.

[philc398]

Ron Paul knows too much about Chocolate Milk. He knows the Nestle secret of WWII.

You see, in the 1930's the Swiss company Nestle had engineered a special breed of cow, a Chocolate Cow, that when milked would produce a superior chocolate milk to any other chocolate milk available.

When WWII broke out, officials at the Nestle Company feared that Germans would invade, and their precious Chocolate Cows would become German Chocolate Cows. To defend this secret from falling into Nazi hands the Nestle company called the one company which could defend the cows.

The cows were shipped to a company in Pennsylvania for safekeeping, Hershey, Pennsylvania to be precise and the payment to the Hershey company was to keep a breeding stock of these Chocolate Cows for themselves.

Only insiders deep inside Hershey and Nestle know of this secret, but Ron Paul has found it out and threatens to spill the milk story unless Hershey and Nestle get him elected President.

You have to keep this secret though. I don't want to be accused of cow tipping.


:)) :)) That is priceless. Too funny Gene. :D

[DiveCon]

:)) :)) That is priceless. Too funny Gene. :D
i'd be interested in your take on this

http://www.hannity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9246762&postcount=1142

Paul asking for pork to be added without placing his name on them on the house floor
kind of an underhanded way to get pork

[philc398]

i'd be interested in your take on this

http://www.hannity.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9246762&postcount=1142

Paul asking for pork to be added without placing his name on them on the house floor
kind of an underhanded way to get pork


His stated view from his website is:
Real conservatives have always supported low taxes and low spending.

But today, too many politicians and lobbyists are spending America into ruin. We are nine trillion dollars in debt as a nation. Our mounting government debt endangers the financial future of our children and grandchildren. If we don’t cut spending now, higher taxes and economic disaster will be in their future — and yours.

In addition, the Federal Reserve, our central bank, fosters runaway debt by increasing the money supply — making each dollar in your pocket worth less. The Fed is a private bank run by unelected officials who are not required to be open or accountable to “we the people.”

Worse, our economy and our very independence as a nation is increasingly in the hands of foreign governments such as China and Saudi Arabia, because their central banks also finance our runaway spending.

We cannot continue to allow private banks, wasteful agencies, lobbyists, corporations on welfare, and governments collecting foreign aid to dictate the size of our ballooning budget. We need a new method to prioritize our spending. It’s called the Constitution of the United States.

Requesting earmarks, while stating that you are against them does seem to be somewhat disingenuous. Does his voting record on the earmarks show him voting for the bills which contain them or against the bills? There are 65 pages of other requested earmarks included in that PDF file. I imagine it is part of the political landscape to request monies for your district, or else how could he ever get re-elected/have any semblance of power to further his other worthwhile goals of shrinking government?

I guess what is most important is do you believe -- from his voting record, from his unwavering call for the Constitution to be once again followed, and from his other staunch conservative positions -- he will earnestly try his hardest to abolish the IRS, repeal the 16th Amendment, change how government operates, etc? If so, you understand that partisan politics is a game that is played "dirty." Sometimes, to manage the system/stay afloat politically, one must also play "dirty."

I will watch his campaign, to be sure. I am not a blind follower of Paul. I like most all of his stances on the issues. They are genuinely conservative in my book. One of my concerns is his failure to make clear his stance on Defense.

I agree strongly that we should move back to a non-interventionist foreign policy. But, in no way should we isolate ourselves or close our eyes to possible danger/s. We should remove ourselves from the policy of interventionism after we settle the dust somewhat in Iraq and finally put them on their own to sink or swim. We should remove our Military presence from Saudi Arabia and other M.E. countries and Muslim nations; leaving a strong structure of intelligence agents/counter espionage agents and a contingent of spec-op units assigned to monitor the areas for terror cells bent on our destruction and when appropriate/feasible, take those bastards out. And most importantly, we must maintain the strongest, best equipped, most highly trained, and most technologically advanced military force in the world to defend and repeal any threat to our country or our sovereignty as a nation. Those are the things which he needs to be in favor of, to be able to be "non-interventionist" while maintaining a proper defense of our country.

The pork/earmark issue is small in comparison to the above issue -- like I wrote about the earmark requests, its all politics. The defense of our nation is not mere politics, but survival. Paul is a Veteran of the US Air Force and Air National Guard, I know that he will not be weak on defense, I just wish he would straighten out all of the talk and elucidate his stance on the issue.

[DiveCon]

His stated view from his website is:


Requesting earmarks, while stating that you are against them does seem to be somewhat disingenuous. Does his voting record on the earmarks show him voting for the bills which contain them or against the bills? There are 65 pages of other requested earmarks included in that PDF file. I imagine it is part of the political landscape to request monies for your district, or else how could he ever get re-elected/have any semblance of power to further his other worthwhile goals of shrinking government?

I guess what is most important is do you believe -- from his voting record, from his unwavering call for the Constitution to be once again followed, and from his other staunch conservative positions -- he will earnestly try his hardest to abolish the IRS, repeal the 16th Amendment, change how government operates, etc? If so, you understand that partisan politics is a game that is played "dirty." Sometimes, to manage the system/stay afloat politically, one must also play "dirty."

I will watch his campaign, to be sure. I am not a blind follower of Paul. I like most all of his stances on the issues. They are genuinely conservative in my book. One of my concerns is his failure to make clear his stance on Defense.

I agree strongly that we should move back to a non-interventionist foreign policy. But, in no way should we isolate ourselves or close our eyes to possible danger/s. We should remove ourselves from the policy of interventionism after we settle the dust somewhat in Iraq and finally put them on their own to sink or swim. We should remove our Military presence from Saudi Arabia and other M.E. countries and Muslim nations; leaving a strong structure of intelligence agents/counter espionage agents and a contingent of spec-op units assigned to monitor the areas for terror cells bent on our destruction and when appropriate/feasible, take those bastards out. And most importantly, we must maintain the strongest, best equipped, most highly trained, and most technologically advanced military force in the world to defend and repeal any threat to our country or our sovereignty as a nation. Those are the things which he needs to be in favor of, to be able to be "non-interventionist" while maintaining a proper defense of our country.

The pork/earmark issue is small in comparison to the above issue -- like I wrote about the earmark requests, its all politics. The defense of our nation is not mere politics, but survival. Paul is a Veteran of the US Air Force and Air National Guard, I know that he will not be weak on defense, I just wish he would straighten out all of the talk and elucidate his stance on the issue.
yeah, he votes against them, while knowing they will pass anyway
and he has no record of putting them on the bills to be exposed had no one released these letters
i can not trust someone that does something so underhanded

if he felt these items worthy, he should have introduced them himself on the floor of the house

[Conservative Okie]

he could be man enough to stick his name on them.

[Conservative Okie]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/conokie/porky.jpg

p-p-p-p-pork ? Wh-wh-wh-why ....whatever do you mean ?

(Porky does his Ron Paul imitation :D )

[philc398]

yeah, he votes against them, while knowing they will pass anyway
and he has no record of putting them on the bills to be exposed had no one released these letters
i can not trust someone that does something so underhanded

if he felt these items worthy, he should have introduced them himself on the floor of the house


Minor issue, compared to all other matters.

Also, you bring up a question; have the letters yet been validated if he in fact has no record of even placing the earmarks in the alleged bills?

[DiveCon]

Minor issue, compared to all other matters.

Also, you bring up a question; have the letters yet been validated if he in fact has no record of even placing the earmarks in the alleged bills?
someone who does one thing publicly, then uses underhanded means to do what he is publicly against

you call that a minor issue?
:rolleyes:

[philc398]

Also have y'all seen this: LIBERTY AMENDMENT (http://www.libertyamendment.org/) and PAUL'S REINTRODUCTION OF THE AMENDMENT (http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c108:H.J.RES.15:)? Here is his STATEMENT ON THE AMENDMENT (http://www.house.gov/paul/congrec/congrec2003/cr013003c.htm).

[philc398]

someone who does one thing publicly, then uses underhanded means to do what he is publicly against

you call that a minor issue?
:rolleyes:


Politics is a dirty game, if that is all that his opponents can come up with, then yes, VERY minor.

Now, to my question: Have those letters been validated as coming from Paul or could they be forgeries? Any evidence besides the pdf file? Remember GW Bush's forged documents that got Dan Blather fired? Remember the false report of korans being flushed at Gitmo? Of course this is about Paul, so it must be true? :rolleyes:

[DiveCon]

Politics is a dirty game, if that is all that his opponents can come up with, then yes, VERY minor.

Now, to my question: Have those letters been validated as coming from Paul or could they be forgeries? Any evidence besides the pdf file? Remember GW Bush's forged documents that got Dan Blather fired? Remember the false report of korans being flushed at Gitmo? Of course this is about Paul, so it must be true? :rolleyes:
ah, so they are fake?
then we should expect Paul to deny them shortly then

btw, he has enough votes on record for me to never vote for him

[2Parties1GlobalistGoal]

So Divecon, are you going to hold your candidate to the same standard as Dr. Paul? Yes or No? "Duncan Hunter supporter" just so you know, he released his record on pork too. Feel free to research it.

I know you honestly don't give a **** about Dr. Paul and so you, and the others, have resorted to some AP article to come up with material to attack Paul on since you are too lazy to look up his record on your own. If any of you actually cared about his record you would have known YEARS ago he's put his own districts projects in bills. I disagree with him doing it, but I understand why he does it and he explains why he does. He isn't hiding behind anything.

[philc398]

ah, so they are fake?
then we should expect Paul to deny them shortly then

btw, he has enough votes on record for me to never vote for him


I do not know if they are forgeries. Do you know if they are genuine? If they are widespread more than this forum and are not authentic, then I am sure he will address the issue. He also should if they are authentic.

Fair enough. I would not wish to force my views or a candidate that you cannot support on you. At the same time, how about not trying to force my views to change. I am as capable of making an informed decision as you are, I can assure you.

[Conservative Okie]

So Divecon, are you going to hold your candidate to the same standard as Dr. Paul? Yes or No? "Duncan Hunter supporter" just so you know, he released his record on pork too. Feel free to research it.

I know you honestly don't give a **** about Dr. Paul and so you, and the others, have resorted to some AP article to come up with material to attack Paul on since you are too lazy to look up his record on your own. If any of you actually cared about his record you would have known YEARS ago he's put his own districts projects in bills. I disagree with him doing it, but I understand why he does it and he explains why he does. He isn't hiding behind anything.


what is his explanation ? just out of curiosity ?

[DiveCon]

So Divecon, are you going to hold your candidate to the same standard as Dr. Paul? Yes or No? "Duncan Hunter supporter" just so you know, he released his record on pork too. Feel free to research it.

I know you honestly don't give a **** about Dr. Paul and so you, and the others, have resorted to some AP article to come up with material to attack Paul on since you are too lazy to look up his record on your own. If any of you actually cared about his record you would have known YEARS ago he's put his own districts projects in bills. I disagree with him doing it, but I understand why he does it and he explains why he does. He isn't hiding behind anything.
listen bozo, this was something he did OFF THE RECORD
which is dispicable
if he felt these items had value and were worthy of support, he should have called for their funding ON THE HOUSE FLOOR
he didnt
he wanted to keep his record clear of pork so he could makje that asinine claim of voting against things because they had pork in them
sorry, you can excuse that, i will NEVER
and you are right that i dont like him, and NEVER will
this only further proves my dislike of him even MORE valid


btw, since when has the state of Maryland been in the Texas 14th district?(see 1st page of the pdf file)

[2Parties1GlobalistGoal]

listen bozo, this was something he did OFF THE RECORD
which is dispicable
if he felt these items had value and were worthy of support, he should have called for their funding ON THE HOUSE FLOOR
he didnt
he wanted to keep his record clear of pork so he could makje that asinine claim of voting against things because they had pork in them
sorry, you can excuse that, i will NEVER
and you are right that i dont like him, and NEVER will
this only further proves my dislike of him even MORE valid


btw, since when has the state of Maryland been in the Texas 14th district?

You wouldn't vote for him anyways. You are just trolling. You won't hold Hunter to the same standard so what are you trying to prove?

[DiveCon]

You wouldn't vote for him anyways. You are just trolling. You won't hold Hunter to the same standard so what are you trying to prove?
do you have proof Hunter did the same thing
used off the record means to put pork in the budget all the while voting against bills claiming it was because of the pork?


and as i have stated before, there have been OTHER reasons for me not to vote for paul, namely his crappy record on defense

[DiveCon]

what is his explanation ? just out of curiosity ?
yeah, i'd love to see him explain this

[BasicGreatGuy]

I do not know if they are forgeries. Do you know if they are genuine? If they are widespread more than this forum and are not authentic, then I am sure he will address the issue. He also should if they are authentic.

Fair enough. I would not wish to force my views or a candidate that you cannot support on you. At the same time, how about not trying to force my views to change. I am as capable of making an informed decision as you are, I can assure you.

Phil,
Try going the route of FOIA. I think that if you do, you will find that the documents listed in that pdf file, are real my friend.

[Thomas603]

To parrot a Great American...(ARCHIE BUNKER)...

Awww geeeeze! Is this thing still here? EDITH?! EDITH! Get rid of this already!

[2Parties1GlobalistGoal]

do you have proof Hunter did the same thing
used off the record means to put pork in the budget all the while voting against bills claiming it was because of the pork?

http://www.house.gov/apps/list/speech/ca52_hunter/funding_requests_08.shtml

That's all I could find about him. I don't know how comprehensive the list is though. He didn't release an entire list to CNN like the very few others did.



and as i have stated before, there have been OTHER reasons for me not to vote for paul, namely his crappy record on defense

His record on defense? Is that a new one? Maybe you should invite Lee in here so we can get the same copy and pasted post again.

[philc398]

do you have proof Hunter did the same thing
used off the record means to put pork in the budget all the while voting against bills claiming it was because of the pork?


and as i have stated before, there have been OTHER reasons for me not to vote for paul, namely his crappy record on defense

He actually served in the Military. The Active Military, viz the Air Force, then additional service in the Air National Guard.

Do you actually think that he is out to get the mean ole military?:rolleyes:

So he voted against some military funding bills, so what? Do you actually think that if enough Congressmen would have voted down the bill, that another bill with no pork and only military funding would not have been immediately introduced?

What of when he does make his views and stance on our Defense clear and they turn out be very strong, realistic, and supported by a large number of active duty personnel and veterans, will you still be against him?

BTW, I am a veteran of Desert Storm, served in the US Army, the Army Reserves, then my last years with the Alabama National Guard and I support Paul.

President Ronald Reagan said the following of Paul: “Ron Paul is one of the outstanding leaders fighting for a stronger national defense. As a former Air Force officer, he knows well the needs of our armed forces, and he always puts them first. We need to keep him fighting for our country.” — Ronald Reagan (emphasis mine)

You know, you can be against Paul without all of your hyperbole on him. You might get less reactions from his supporters defending him against your mindless chatter.

[2Parties1GlobalistGoal]

It's not just the pork. We cannot afford those bills.

[jwil59]

He actually served in the Military. The Active Military, viz the Air Force, then additional service in the Air National Guard.

Do you actually think that he is out to get the mean ole military?:rolleyes:

So he voted against some military funding bills, so what? Do you actually think that if enough Congressmen would have voted down the bill, that another bill with no pork and only military funding would not have been immediately introduced?

What of when he does make his views and stance on our Defense clear and they turn out be very strong, realistic, and supported by a large number of active duty personnel and veterans, will you still be against him?

BTW, I am a veteran of Desert Storm, served in the US Army, the Army Reserves, then my last years with the Alabama National Guard and I support Paul.

President Ronald Reagan said the following of Paul: “Ron Paul is one of the outstanding leaders fighting for a stronger national defense. As a former Air Force officer, he knows well the needs of our armed forces, and he always puts them first. We need to keep him fighting for our country.” — Ronald Reagan (emphasis mine)

You know, you can be against Paul without all of your hyperbole on him. You might get less reactions from his supporters defending him against your mindless chatter.


Good post. I'm not a paul supporter myself but I cannot understand the hatred for him. People here just hate him. maybe he's everything they want to be but don't have the stones for it.

[DiveCon]

http://www.house.gov/apps/list/speech/ca52_hunter/funding_requests_08.shtml

That's all I could find about him. I don't know how comprehensive the list is though. He didn't release an entire list to CNN like the very few others did.





His record on defense? Is that a new one? Maybe you should invite Lee in here so we can get the same copy and pasted post again.
and every one of those has hunters name on them, not someone else being asked to include them off the record

[DiveCon]

Good post. I'm not a paul supporter myself but I cannot understand the hatred for him. People here just hate him. maybe he's everything they want to be but don't have the stones for it.
i dont hate him, i dont hate anyone
i just dont like him

[DiveCon]

He actually served in the Military. The Active Military, viz the Air Force, then additional service in the Air National Guard.

Do you actually think that he is out to get the mean ole military?:rolleyes:

So he voted against some military funding bills, so what? Do you actually think that if enough Congressmen would have voted down the bill, that another bill with no pork and only military funding would not have been immediately introduced?

What of when he does make his views and stance on our Defense clear and they turn out be very strong, realistic, and supported by a large number of active duty personnel and veterans, will you still be against him?

BTW, I am a veteran of Desert Storm, served in the US Army, the Army Reserves, then my last years with the Alabama National Guard and I support Paul.

President Ronald Reagan said the following of Paul: “Ron Paul is one of the outstanding leaders fighting for a stronger national defense. As a former Air Force officer, he knows well the needs of our armed forces, and he always puts them first. We need to keep him fighting for our country.” — Ronald Reagan (emphasis mine)

You know, you can be against Paul without all of your hyperbole on him. You might get less reactions from his supporters defending him against your mindless chatter.
since when are facts, hyperbole

[jwil59]

i dont hate him, i dont hate anyone
i just dont like him


Goodness gracious man yall speak worse about Paul than you do Clinton. Many here do that.

[DiveCon]

Goodness gracious man yall speak worse about Paul than you do Clinton. Many here do that.
ME????

[Fire Watch]

Take this serious **** elsewhere..we're talking Chocolate Milk here damnit.

[2Parties1GlobalistGoal]

and every one of those has hunters name on them, not someone else being asked to include them off the record

What was "off the record" about the document posted earlier? Maybe I'm not catching on to something. And yes the link I posted is on his own site. But I don't know if that's a complete list and neither do you.

[jwil59]

ME????


Not necessarily.....Let your conscience drive. :lol:

[Token]

Take this serious **** elsewhere..we're talking Chocolate Milk here damnit.

Yeah, and punching babys.

[jwil59]

Take this serious **** elsewhere..we're talking Chocolate Milk here damnit.

I could be wrong but I firmly believe, judging from his performance in the debates, that Ron Paul enjoys his chocolate milk pre-mixed from the carton or gallon jug. No stirring Hershey's syrup, he could ruin a good tie that way.

[Fire Watch]

I could be wrong but I firmly believe, judging from his performance in the debates, that Ron Paul enjoys his chocolate milk pre-mixed from the carton or gallon jug. No stirring Hershey's syrup, he could ruin a good tie that way.
Is the tie imported?

[PaleoPaul]

And I bet he loves chocolate milkshakes.

At least his wife's milkshakes bought him to the yard. :D

[jwil59]

Is the tie imported?

Knitted together by Mexican slave labor in Boise. You know, those red power ties with the white dots

[jwil59]

And I bet he loves chocolate milkshakes.

At least his wife's milkshakes bought him to the yard. :D


Ok this is a fact. The two best milkshakes can be found at

1 - Steak n Shake

2 - Jacks

[philc398]

and every one of those has hunters name on them, not someone else being asked to include them off the record


If he typed up a letter to various Chairmen in certain Congressional Committees, and they were on his letterhead, how is that "off the record?"

Here is a LINK TO ALL BILLS SPONSORED BY PAUL (http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery) during the 110th Congress.

Here is a LINK TO ALL BILLS CO-SPONSORED BY PAUL (http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery) during the 110t Congress.

Interested?

Here are a few citations/titles of the bills:

H.J.RES.23 : Proposing an amendment the Constitution of the United States relative to abolishing personal income, estate, and gift taxes and prohibiting the United States Government from engaging in business in competition with its citizens.

H.J.RES.46 : Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to deny United States citizenship to individuals born in the United States to parents who are neither United States citizens nor persons who owe permanent allegiance to the United States.

H.CON.RES.40 : Expressing the sense of Congress that the United States should not engage in the construction of a North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) Superhighway System or enter into a North American Union with Mexico and Canada.

H.RES.111 : Establishing a Select Committee on POW and MIA Affairs.

H.R.23 : To amend title 46, United States Code, to provide benefits to certain individuals who served in the United States merchant marine (including the Army Transport Service and the Naval Transport Service) during World War II.

H.R.303 : To amend title 10, United States Code, to permit certain additional retired members of the Armed Forces who have a service-connected disability to receive both disability compensation from the Department of Veterans Affairs for their disability and either retired pay by reason of their years of military service or Combat-Related Special Compensation and to eliminate the phase-in period under current law with respect to such concurrent receipt.

H.R.579 : To amend title 10, United States Code, to prohibit certain increases in fees for military health care.

[DiveCon]

If he typed up a letter to various Chairmen in certain Congressional Committees, and they were on his letterhead, how is that "off the record?"

Here is a LINK TO ALL BILLS SPONSORED BY PAUL (http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery) during the 110th Congress.

Here is a LINK TO ALL BILLS CO-SPONSORED BY PAUL (http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery) during the 110t Congress.

Interested?

Here are a few citations/titles of the bills:

H.J.RES.23 : Proposing an amendment the Constitution of the United States relative to abolishing personal income, estate, and gift taxes and prohibiting the United States Government from engaging in business in competition with its citizens.

H.J.RES.46 : Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to deny United States citizenship to individuals born in the United States to parents who are neither United States citizens nor persons who owe permanent allegiance to the United States.

H.CON.RES.40 : Expressing the sense of Congress that the United States should not engage in the construction of a North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) Superhighway System or enter into a North American Union with Mexico and Canada.

H.RES.111 : Establishing a Select Committee on POW and MIA Affairs.

H.R.23 : To amend title 46, United States Code, to provide benefits to certain individuals who served in the United States merchant marine (including the Army Transport Service and the Naval Transport Service) during World War II.

H.R.303 : To amend title 10, United States Code, to permit certain additional retired members of the Armed Forces who have a service-connected disability to receive both disability compensation from the Department of Veterans Affairs for their disability and either retired pay by reason of their years of military service or Combat-Related Special Compensation and to eliminate the phase-in period under current law with respect to such concurrent receipt.

H.R.579 : To amend title 10, United States Code, to prohibit certain increases in fees for military health care.
find the links to the ones for the pork contained in that pdf file

[DiveCon]

Ok this is a fact. The two best milkshakes can be found at

1 - Steak n Shake

2 - Jacks
oh man, i remember Steak n shake
those were some awesome shakes

[philc398]

Ok this is a fact. The two best milkshakes can be found at

1 - Steak n Shake

2 - Jacks


You are correct. If you're in the B'ham area, you might also try a Hamburger Heaven Shake. They are very tasty as well. :D

[philc398]

find the links to the ones for the pork contained in that pdf file

Did you notice the last four I posted? They all seemed to be very supportive of our military personnel.

That from a brief perusal of the bills just from the 110th Congress.

I am not about to go digging for hours to suit you.

So he requested earmarks for his district on his Congressional letterhead, OH THE HORRORS. SHAME, SHAME, SHAME :rolleyes: :boohoo:

[DiveCon]

Did you notice the last four I posted? They all seemed to be very supportive of our military personnel.

That from a brief perusal of the bills just from the 110th Congress.

I am not about to go digging for hours to suit you.

So he requested earmarks for his district on his Congressional letterhead, OH THE HORRORS. SHAME, SHAME, SHAME :rolleyes: :boohoo:
since when is Rockville, MD in the Texas 14th?

and then, he didnt request it on the floor of the house, the honorable way to do it, he used backdoor means so it wouldnt appear on his record

[philc398]

since when is Rockville, MD in the Texas 14th?

and then, he didnt request it on the floor of the house, the honorable way to do it, he used backdoor means so it wouldnt appear on his record


Okay, I WILL TRY AGAIN.

I AM POINTING TO THIS>Did you notice the last four I posted? They all seemed to be very supportive of our military personnel.

AND THIS>That from but a brief perusal of the bills just from the 110th Congress.

[tobybear]

You won't hold Hunter to the same standard so what are you trying to prove?

:))

This is the standard Paul and his supporters set!

Claiming Paul hates Pork and has never voted for Pork! They dare people to find one instance of where Paul has voted for Pork! They conviently ignore or just dont know that he does everything in his power as a Washington Lobbyi.. err I mean Congressman to ensure that his district gets all the Pork it can, short of actually having to vote on it himself!

[Conservative Okie]

:))

This is the standard Paul and his supporters set!

Claiming Paul hates Pork and has never voted for Pork! They dare people to find one instance of where Paul has voted for Pork! They conviently ignore or just dont know that he does everything in his power as a Washington Lobbyi.. err I mean Congressman to ensure that his district gets all the Pork it can, short of actually having to vote on it himself!

The Ron Paul double standard. He holds himself above others and they all claim he doesn't do those things "others" in DC do. And low and behold, he "does those things others in DC do" ...

interesting! :think:

he's different than everybody else, but he is just like everybody else ...

[Fire Watch]

I'm drinking an iced mocha cappuchino..close enough to chocolate milk I guess..

[Liability]

I'm drinking an iced mocha cappuchino..close enough to chocolate milk I guess..

Where does Ron Paul stand on the issue of the non unitary mixing of caffeine delivery agents?

[Liability]

The Ron Paul double standard. He holds himself above others and they all claim he doesn't do those things "others" in DC do. And low and behold, he "does those things others in DC do" ...

interesting! :think:

he's different than everybody else, but he is just like everybody else ...

He was exactly like them BEFORE he pretended to be different.

Or

he's alternatively different in the same way.

I wonder if he's a blood relation of John Le Kerry?

Is RuPaul a froggie Frenchie, perhaps?

[tobybear]

I'm drinking an iced mocha cappuchino..close enough to chocolate milk I guess..

That coffe better not be made from NAFTA regulated Mexican coffe beans Mr!

[Fire Watch]

Could be..could be..but it's so damn good.

[DiveCon]

Okay, I WILL TRY AGAIN.

I AM POINTING TO THIS>Did you notice the last four I posted? They all seemed to be very supportive of our military personnel.

AND THIS>That from but a brief perusal of the bills just from the 110th Congress.
yeah, but he leaves them stranded on the battlefield


now, how about his stand on mochachinno?

[one_party_under_god]

Ron Paul: How Does He Feel About Chocolate Milk??


He's going to be guest on ABC news program tomorrow morning, would be interesting to see if George Stephanopoulos would pose him this critical question?

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3352787&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

[Fire Watch]

I would literally have a damn stroke.

[philc398]

yeah, but he leaves them stranded on the battlefield


now, how about his stand on mochachinno?


:drool: Ooh, Mochachinno, a double mochachinno would be better.

One-third espresso (a double shot), one-third steamed chocolate milk, and one-third foam from the steamed chocolate milk for topping. Add whipped cream and sweetened chocolate powder for garnish.

Sounds delicious. I am sure that he would fund them with stealth earmarks for us all. :D

I'd accept that kinda pork, how about you? :lol:

[DiveCon]

:drool: Ooh, Mochachinno, a double mochachinno would be better.

One-third espresso (a double shot), one-third steamed chocolate milk, and one-third foam from the steamed chocolate milk for topping. Add whipped cream and sweetened chocolate powder for garnish.

Sounds delicious. I am sure that he would fund them with stealth earmarks for us all. :D

I'd accept that kinda pork, how about you? :lol:
so pork you like is ok?
;)

that would put me in a diabetic coma

[philc398]

so pork you like is ok?
;)

that would put me in a diabetic coma


Don't want that to happen, you only get the single mochachinno, mister!

[Token]

I hope you like my new sig.

P.S. Click on the link.

[2Parties1GlobalistGoal]

I hope you like my new sig.

P.S. Click on the link.

Wow funniest sig ever. ROFLMYCOPTER. RON PAUL WITH TINFOIL!!! PURE COMEDIC GOLD!!!!11111111111111111111111

[Token]

Wow funniest sig ever. ROFLMYCOPTER. RON PAUL WITH TINFOIL!!! PURE COMEDIC GOLD!!!!11111111111111111111111

Nice sarcasm.

[NightTrain]

I thought it was funny...:))

[Token]

I thought it was funny...:))

You don't count. You're one of us.

[Fire Watch]

lol..nice

[bella-day]

Nice sarcasm.


That may not have been sarcasm.

Could it be that 2PPGG is finally seeing the light?

[philc398]

I hope you like my new sig.

P.S. Click on the link.


:)) :clap: :)) :clap: :)) :clap: :))

TOO FUNNY, that's a classic.


Is that the style you wear? :lol:

[bella-day]

:)) :clap: :)) :clap: :)) :clap: :))

TOO FUNNY, that's a classic.


Is that the style you wear? :lol:

Can't be. I understand Paul has the copyright on that one.

[philc398]

Can't be. I understand Paul has the copyright on that one.


Nah, I read where he had to borrow that one while speaking to a group of chocolate milk connoisseurs who all think alike.

They were afriad of his high level of Constitutional understanding and forced him to wear it so his Constitutionalist ways and thought patterns did not beam into their heads. :lol:

[bella-day]

Nah, I read where he had to borrow that one while speaking to a group of chocolate milk connoisseurs who all think alike.

They were afriad of his high level of Constitutional understanding and forced him to wear it so his Constitutionalist ways and thought patterns did not beam into their heads. :lol:


Which all equates to blah...blah...blah...my feewings are hewrt cause you don't wike Pawl.

Poor baby...:angel:

It's ok, you can worship the kook. He loves it when you bow before him.

Enjoy!

[Fire Watch]

I just made the 100,000th post in last poster..How does Ron Paul feel about that??? http://hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9267962#post9267962

[bella-day]

I just made the 100,000th post in last poster..How does Ron Paul feel about that??? http://hannity.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9267962#post9267962

He will be very jealous.

Now he will be strategizing how to make the 200,000th post.:dance:

[philc398]

Which all equates to blah...blah...blah...my feewings are hewrt cause you don't wike Pawl.

Poor baby...:angel:

It's ok, you can worship the kook. He loves it when you bow before him.

Enjoy!


Bella, you need to read some of my posts herein. I am a Paul supporter, but I am not a kook about it. I've raised concerns about him as well. My feelings are definitely not hurt, I laughed at the pic of him with the tin-foil hat on and really do think it was funny. But, I turn the humor around on you and then have that offal spewed at me? Now, who exactly is the kook?

[gwhughes]

Hi, back from the beach and perusing the Paul posts. Does anyone know, someone touched on it while I was away, but does Ron Paul prefer kissing babies or punching them?

[Token]

Hi, back from the beach and perusing the Paul posts. Does anyone know, someone touched on it while I was away, but does Ron Paul prefer kissing babies or punching them?

I think I all ready addressed he punches babies.

[gwhughes]

That's better than kissing them, Ron Paul may give them herpes, better to give them a black eye.

[Jeff556]

Ridicule and name-calling seems to be the only thing you hannity folks are good at.

[Token]

Ridicule and name-calling seems to be the only thing you hannity folks are good at.

And all you are good for is trolling. This is a joke thread, slick. If you can't get that in your tiny mind then don't bother posting.

[gwhughes]

Ridicule and name-calling seems to be the only thing you hannity folks are good at.

You honestly think that I think Ron Paul has herpes? If he does or not, I don't know. But, come to think of it, he may. In fact you've talked me into it, Ron Paul definitely has herpes.

[Token]

You honestly think that I think Ron Paul has herpes? If he does or not, I don't know. But, come to think of it, he may. In fact you've talked me into it, Ron Paul definitely has herpes.

More than herpes. He's the one that created VD.

[H-minus]

Paul bearers certainly are stuck up, aern't they.

[Thanatos144]

More than herpes. He's the one that created VD.
Hey I thought it was Gore that invents things. :))

[Liability]

Ridicule and name-calling seems to be the only thing you hannity folks are good at.

Not true.

Unlike SOME people ^ (not pointing out any particular libtard or Paulbot -- Jeff556 ^ ), many of us Hannity folks are also good at proper spelling of proper names.

By the way, did you know that many Paulbots, like their illustrious would-be leader, are incredibly ghey?

Word.

[gb2004]

Not true.

Unlike SOME people ^ (not pointing out any particular libtard or Paulbot -- Jeff556 ^ ), many of us Hannity folks are also good at proper spelling of proper names.

By the way, did you know that many Paulbots, like their illustrious would-be leader, are incredibly ghey?

Word.

:)) :))

[Fire Watch]

Not true.

Unlike SOME people ^ (not pointing out any particular libtard or Paulbot -- Jeff556 ^ ), many of us Hannity folks are also good at proper spelling of proper names.

By the way, did you know that many Paulbots, like their illustrious would-be leader, are incredibly ghey?

Word.

Trotskyite

[DiveCon]

Trotskyite
wouldnt that be a "mocha-latte drinking trotshyite"?

:dance:

[Fire Watch]

wouldnt that be a "mocha-latte drinking trotshyite"?

:dance:
I'm the Coffee Nazi..no latte for you!

[DiveCon]

I'm the Coffee Nazi..no latte for you!
:))

[gwhughes]

Ron Paul enjoys a brisk cup of coffee in the mornings, his favorite creamer? Butternut mocha. He slowly sips his coffee in his wooden shoes.With a pipe nearby, awaiting a good smoke, the Paul searches the internet for his latest team of spammers on various message boards.

[gwhughes]

Ron Paul is #1!!!

[Fire Watch]

I think we have another Ron Paul retread among us.. WakeUp08..

[Token]

I think we have another Ron Paul retread among us.. WakeUp08..

He's a Paulbot, but I can't tell if he's a retread. He probably is.

[gwhughes]

He's obviously swallowed the blue pill, judging by his posts. funny.

[Fire Watch]

lol