God Blessed Texas

[melinda]

mmm-hmmmm...:lol:

Steve is not gonna let me down.......not gonna happen.

[melinda]

game's fixing to start......

[F9thRet]

Steve is not gonna let me down.......not gonna happen.

What, wait, uhm what Did I promise this time?

Stephen

[melinda]

What, wait, uhm what Did I promise this time?

Stephen

not you, Stephen. Steve Nash and the Suns.....Tex thinks his Spurs can take them on. :))

he's gonna be a sad little man...........

[F9thRet]

DOH ! thank goodness, I didn't want to dissapoint yet another women.

Stephen

[sweetbeest]

not you, Stephen. Steve Nash and the Suns.....Tex thinks his Spurs can take them on. :))

he's gonna be a sad little man...........

(cough) is there such a thang as a little man in texas??? lol

[DALLAS1234]

i Miss Texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melinda]

DOH ! thank goodness, I didn't want to dissapoint yet another women.

Stephen

I seriously doubt you disappoint any women........

[melinda]

(cough) is there such a thang as a little man in texas??? lol

yeah, when Steve Nash kicks butt all over the Spurs.........he's a scrappy little dude.

[melinda]

i Miss Texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and Texas misses you.
btw: if I get drunk, can I pole dance?

[DALLAS1234]

and Texas misses you.
btw: if I get drunk, can I pole dance?

:))

[F9thRet]

and Texas misses you.
btw: if I get drunk, can I pole dance?

Makes note to Schedule melinda for a visit.

Stephen

[melinda]

Makes note to Schedule melinda for a visit.

Stephen

*makes note to buy alcohol*

[F9thRet]

*makes note to buy alcohol*


Right on, right on.

Stephen :D :D :D

[melinda]

Right on, right on.

Stephen :D :D :D

;)

[melinda]

:(( :(( :((

[texan_rep]

and Texas misses you.
btw: if I get drunk, can I pole dance?

is being drunk a prerequisite? :mrgreen:

[texan_rep]

never mind...I see the sig line now...:))

[texan_rep]

:(( :(( :((

:hug: There there, mel...I sent you a much better looking avatar...;)

[texan_rep]

not you, Stephen. Steve Nash and the Suns.....Tex thinks his Spurs can take them on. :))

he's gonna be a sad little man...........

little? :eh:

:razz:

[melinda]

:hug: There there, mel...I sent you a much better looking avatar...;)

thanks, tex. love it. *sarcasm*

[melinda]

little? :eh:

:razz:

I'm a bit sad this morning.......bud damn, Nash is so cute.

[texan_rep]

awwwww...that's OK, mel...:hug: I'm always here to cheer you up...

and this will cheer you up...you don't have to worry about losing to us again until the 2nd round...:mrgreen:

[melinda]

awwwww...that's OK, mel...:hug: I'm always here to cheer you up...

and this will cheer you up...you don't have to worry about losing to us again until the 2nd round...:mrgreen:

once again, you just keep livin that dream, tex. :rolleyes:

[texan_rep]

awwwww, you know I love ya, mel...:hug:

[melinda]

I know. :hug:
and I really was disappointed in the game, but I will live......and so will the Suns. ;)

[texan_rep]

until the 2nd round, anyway...:whistle:

;)

[melinda]

until the 2nd round, anyway...:whistle:

;)

I feel another bet coming on.......but I'm gonna wait until I'm not wearing this particular avie to do anything.

[texan_rep]

sure baby...you give me your best shot...;)

[melinda]

sure baby...you give me your best shot...;)

I'm still not worried.........but I just can't say too much while wearing this avie. Kind of puts me in my place..............for now. but the season ain't over. ;)

[texan_rep]

whenever you're ready...;)

[melinda]

I was gonna change my sig and put Steve in place of it......but I just honestly love my sig right now..............so Tony stands alone.

[texan_rep]

don't change your sig...it's so you...especially the quote ;)

[melinda]

I won't. I really love my sig. MRM did a fantastic job on the picture, and I love the quote which I got from the video that Stephen posted....so Tony stands alone. Go Tony. Go Spurs. yeah, I said it. ;)

[texan_rep]

that's...that's so beautiful...:cry:

[melinda]

don't get used to it........
the Suns are my #1 team, but the Spurs are my #2. They are a good team w/ a lot of good players and people. They are also a "stand up" organization.

[texan_rep]

like my new sig? ;)

[melinda]

like my new sig? ;)

actually, I do. ;)
:hug:

[texan_rep]

good! :hug:

[melinda]

I also like hugs........:hug: :hug: :hug:

[texan_rep]

so do I :hug::hug::hug:

[melinda]

for Tex.....:hug: :hug: :hug:

[texan_rep]

awwww :hug::hug::hug:

[outfromunder]

Coming home to Texas ***Sigh*** Only for a weekend, in May

I miss Texas..
JD

[Claymore]

I think we need to round up as many illegals (of any origin) we can find and put them in holding camps until we relocate them,,,, In IRAQ.

[czzzaar]

It's rainin' down in Texas
and all the telephone lines are down...

[czzzaar]

I think we need to round up as many illegals (of any origin) we can find and put them in holding camps until we relocate them,,,, In IRAQ.


They'd get that mess cleaned up quickly too, and probably turn it into a place worth living.

[Claymore]

They'd get that mess cleaned up quickly too, and probably turn it into a place worth living.

And no booze to cause drunk driving.

[czzzaar]

And no booze to cause drunk driving.

If there is anything there to ferment I'm sure they'd figure that out soon enough, and senseless deaths would be nothing new to Iraq anyway. At least they'd be having some fun for a change.

[Claymore]

If there is anything there to ferment I'm sure they'd figure that out soon enough, and senseless deaths would be nothing new to Iraq anyway. At least they'd be having some fun for a change.

Hit & run with a camel.:eek:

[melinda]

Coming home to Texas ***Sigh*** Only for a weekend, in May

I miss Texas..
JD

:hug: :hug: :hug:
enjoy it while you're here......

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda and Tex!!!

[melinda]

as far as I know, Tex isn't here yet.

Good Morning, Chuck......:hug:

[melinda]

oooops, I see Tex's green light......:))



Good Morning, Tex. :hug: :hug: :hug:

[texan_rep]

morning Fox

morning mel :hug::hug::hug:

I was just causing trouble over in Religion...:))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

morning Fox

Good Morning Tex!!!

I was just causing trouble over in Religion...:))

You DO seem to have quite a knack for doing that! LOL

[texan_rep]

:mrgreen:

[melinda]

morning Fox

morning mel :hug::hug::hug:

I was just causing trouble over in Religion...:))

well, someone has to....might as well be a nice Catholic boy. ;)

[melinda]

some pictures I took while walking.......
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/DSCI0504.jpg

[melinda]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/DSCI0505.jpg

[melinda]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/DSCI0506.jpg

[melinda]

Tex, sadly I am not a good photographer, but here is some phlox....
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/DSCI0510.jpg

[melinda]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/DSCI0515.jpg

[texan_rep]

nice, mel...

[texan_rep]

oh no you don't, fox...:snooty:

[melinda]

nice, mel...

I'm not good, but the wildflowers were so pretty, I had to try..........
the cow was just adorable.

[melinda]

hey, did you see what Nash did yesterday?? *sigh*

[texan_rep]

nope :razz:

[melinda]

nope :razz:

well, he did good, and he looked good doing it............:dance:

[melinda]

Need to be cheered up?
Happy, Texas 79042
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423

Want something to eat?
Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land, Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Swee****er, Texas 79556


Why travel to other states?
Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462
Iowa Colonies ?????

Feel like traveling outside the country?
Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian,Tex as 79014
China, Texas 77613
Egypt, Texas 77436
Turkey , Texas 79261
London, Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460

No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse, Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth , Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!
Texas City, Texas 77590

Exhausted?
Energy, Texas 76452

Cold?
Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?
Santa Anna, Texas
Goliad, Texas
Alamo, Texas
Gun Barrel City, Texas

Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, woman are from
Venus, Texas 76084

You guessed it..it's on the state line..
Texline, Texas 79087

For the kids..
Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas , to make you smile..... :
Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least.

The Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore , Texas 75662

P.S. Whoops, left out
Muleshoe
Cut n Shoot
Gun Barrell City
Hoop And Holler
Ding Dong, and don't forget......
Farewell , Texas

[sweetbeest]

Melinda, that was great but sweetie! Do you have that much time on your hands???? If you do, im jealous!

Have you ever been to Spotlight on Westheimer??????

[melinda]

Melinda, that was great but sweetie! Do you have that much time on your hands???? If you do, im jealous!

Have you ever been to Spotlight on Westheimer??????

I just had to copy and paste....wasn't hard.

no, where on Westheimer is Spotlight? what is Spotlight?

[EnchantedFrog]

Krum, Texas.
Just outside of where I went to college.

[sweetbeest]

I just had to copy and paste....wasn't hard.

no, where on Westheimer is Spotlight? what is Spotlight?

A fabulous Karoake bar toooooooooooooo much fun!!!!!!!! Thought you had all that time on your hands and you needed some FUN!!!! lol

[thr3]

bump for the lone star state.

[melinda]

bump for the lone star state.

thanks!! that was very nice of you.

[melinda]

A fabulous Karoake bar toooooooooooooo much fun!!!!!!!! Thought you had all that time on your hands and you needed some FUN!!!! lol

where on Westheimer is it? although believe me, no one ever needs to hear me sing.....ever.

[curtis123]

Ooh...Karaoke...Jack Daniels..........Robert Palmer....It's all coming back to me now.

Did I do that?

[texan_rep]

it's foggy, so no one will know it's you...

[thr3]

thanks!! that was very nice of you.

Every so often my nice streak comes out to play.:)

Anyways, as I have to go visit the Lyndon JOhnson library in Austin, does anyone have any sort of advice about the place? Austin, that is?

[melinda]

Every so often my nice streak comes out to play.:)

Anyways, as I have to go visit the Lyndon JOhnson library in Austin, does anyone have any sort of advice about the place? Austin, that is?

When are you going to be there?? Austin is great.........
I am only 1 /12 hrs away.

[texan_rep]

Austin traffic sucks...

[curtis123]

Austin traffic sucks...

Put up with Minneapolis traffic for a few years.

Now, where I live, a traffic problem is a dead jackrabbit in the road.

I like it that way.

[texan_rep]

Have you been to Austin?

Austin is half the size of San Antonio...but has much worse traffic.

[curtis123]

Have you been to Austin?

Austin is half the size of San Antonio...but has much worse traffic.

I think you're talking to me? Nope. Never been to texas.

Some cities just had pee-poor city planners and didn't build the infastructure with any expansion or growth in mind, so yeah, some smaller cities suck for traffic.

[texan_rep]

mmmmmm...yep, that would pretty much describe Austin...:))

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Have you been to Austin?

Austin is half the size of San Antonio...but has much worse traffic.

Sounds a LOT like Columbia, SC!!! San Antonio is like four (4) times larger than Columbia, but Columbia has MUCH worse traffic!

It's a pleasure to drive around San Antonio!

BTW, Good Morning Tex and Melinda!!!

[outfromunder]

I think you're talking to me? Nope. Never been to texas.

Some cities just had pee-poor city planners and didn't build the infastructure with any expansion or growth in mind, so yeah, some smaller cities suck for traffic.

I.E. Central Expressway in Downtown Dallas
I.E. The I-30/I-35 interchanges in Downtown Dallas
Heck just downtown Dallas period.

JD

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Have you been to Austin?

Austin is half the size of San Antonio...but has much worse traffic.

Yes, I have driven through Austin, about 03:00 AM Monday morning with the A/C compressor in my Pontiac waving the white flag in early August!

[texan_rep]

morning Fox!

[melinda]

Austin traffic sucks...

true...my daughter had to learn to drive real well when she went to UT. of course she did go the wrong way down a one-way while she was learning her way around. :))

[melinda]

I think you're talking to me? Nope. Never been to texas.

Some cities just had pee-poor city planners and didn't build the infastructure with any expansion or growth in mind, so yeah, some smaller cities suck for traffic.

never been to Texas?? You gotta come!!!!!!!!! It's a great place to visit, but remember south of D/FW. ;)

[melinda]

Good Morning, Fox! :hug:

[melinda]

I.E. Central Expressway in Downtown Dallas
I.E. The I-30/I-35 interchanges in Downtown Dallas
Heck just downtown Dallas period.

JD

true...and even I-35 just trying to get into Dallas. :rolleyes:

[melinda]

Yes, I have driven through Austin, about 03:00 AM Monday morning with the A/C compressor in my Pontiac waving the white flag in early August!

psssst: it gets hot here. :))

[melinda]

Oh, and tex.......
:hug: :hug: :hug:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

psssst: it gets hot here. :))

No kidding?! For sure?!

[melinda]

No kidding?! For sure?!

did you not see my post yesterday where I said I break a sweat just getting out of bed in the morning?? :))
yep, we have heat and humidity. Gotta love it. :dance:

where tex lives, he will actually get more heat. I will get more humidity...

[texan_rep]

morning mel :hug::hug::hug:

[melinda]

morning mel :hug::hug::hug:

I'm guessing it's not "good"?????

[texan_rep]

eh...

[melinda]

eh...

that's how I was yesterday. much better today. PM me if you want.......you know I'm here for you. always.
it is foggy..............

[drylok]

psssst:

Mel did you spring a leak? :lol:

[melinda]

Mel did you spring a leak? :lol:

:rolleyes:

[texan_rep]

that's how I was yesterday. much better today. PM me if you want.......you know I'm here for you. always.
it is foggy..............

I'm OK, mel...but I do know, and I do appreciate it...:hug:

[melinda]

I'm OK, mel...but I do know, and I do appreciate it...:hug:

has it gotten better now that it's noon? Josh Beckett will be pitching soon.

[melinda]

has it gotten better now that it's noon? Josh Beckett will be pitching soon.

oh look at me, rhyming and all....

[texan_rep]

:))

[melinda]

:))

glad I could make you laugh..........:dance:
:hug: :hug: :hug:

[melinda]

has it gotten better now that it's noon? Josh Beckett will be pitching soon.

I'm also the queen of changing the subject w/ no warning.........gotta keep up!

[texan_rep]

that's just being female...

[melinda]

that's just being female...

well, that is what I do best...being female. ;)

[texan_rep]

:eek::redface:

[melinda]

tex, I saw you over in the porn thread...I was shocked. Shocked, I tell you. :))

[melinda]

:eek::redface:

what? I do female pretty darn good. It pretty much comes naturally.

I should edit this to say: pretty damn great.........

[texan_rep]

tex, I saw you over in the porn thread...I was shocked. Shocked, I tell you. :))

umm-hmmmmm...:razz:

[melinda]

umm-hmmmmm...:razz:

I um.....nevermind.......................need to learn to shut up sometimes.

[texan_rep]

What?!?

[melinda]

What?!?

nope. really. it wasn't nice.

[texan_rep]

oh...in that case thank you...;)

[melinda]

oh...in that case thank you...;)

I would hate to say something mean to you...I would be teasing, but it still wasn't nice.

[texan_rep]

oh...:redface:

[texan_rep]

what is this doing on page 2?

[texan_rep]

mel, dadgummit, where are you?

[melinda]

I'm here now.........morning, tex. :hug:

[texan_rep]

morning mel :hug:

did you catch my hint in the word association thread? :lol:

[melinda]

morning mel :hug:

did you catch my hint in the word association thread? :lol:

...well, now that you pointed it out. :))




sorry I was late. :hug:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda and Tex!!!

[melinda]

Good Morning Melinda and Tex!!!

Good Morning, FoxGranadaChuck!

[melinda]

Oh, I just don't even think so...........

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Oh, I just don't even think so...........

You think?! :eek: :eek: :eek:


LOL

[melinda]

every blue moon...........

[FoxGranadaChuck]

every blue moon...........

I always thought that the moon was white. Obviously, I am wrong....:think: :think: :think:

[melinda]

I always thought that the moon was white. Obviously, I am wrong....:think: :think: :think:

that's why I only think every blue moon......;)

[texan_rep]

Texas ROCKS

[melinda]

as do Texans........ ;)

[curtis123]

I was in Greeley, Colorado years ago. Stopped at a truck stop, and in the bathroom stall was a poem:

Here I sit, my cheeks a-flexin',
Just gave birth to another Texan.

Is there some Colorado/Texas rivalry?

[melinda]

what's Colorado?
:)) :)) :))


seriously, not that I know of.

[curtis123]

Must have been some Okie passin' through.

[melinda]

Must have been some Okie passin' through.

:)) :)) literally......

[melinda]

Chuck is trying to one up us again...........not gonna happen.

[melinda]

crap, he's good. but I'm better.

[texan_rep]

+1

[melinda]

so how are the spurs?

[curtis123]

You two need a bump?

[melinda]

You two need a bump?

yes, thank you. especially anytime you see that stupid other state above ours. ;)

[melinda]

crap.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

crap.

What you smell in your vehicle driving on I-40 across the Panhandle all the way to El Paso.

[melinda]

What you smell in your vehicle driving on I-35 across the Panhandle all the way to El Paso.

it's actually what I smell every time I go walking...human waste fertilizer. ick.

[darrkwolff]

...and what is the name of that big Christian camp up in Tyler? My son went one summer, but I can not remember the name...

FRONTIER CAMP!

It's in Grapeland. My singles group went there this past fall for our annual retreat. What an awesome place to be! :dance: :D

hot damn...someone my age! I'm 44.


You are not 44! :eek:

You so look younger than me, and I'm 37.

[melinda]

FRONTIER CAMP!

It's in Grapeland. My singles group went there this past fall for our annual retreat. What an awesome place to be! :dance: :D




You are not 44! :eek:

You so look younger than me, and I'm 37.

I am 44.....:((
thank you for the compliment though, wolff. :hug:

[melinda]

FRONTIER CAMP!

It's in Grapeland. My singles group went there this past fall for our annual retreat. What an awesome place to be! :dance: :D




You are not 44! :eek:

You so look younger than me, and I'm 37.

and it was Pine Cove in Tyler that I was trying to remember. My son went there one summer. He really enjoyed it.

[darrkwolff]

Okies. I was thinking about Frontier Camp because we had to go through Tyler to get there, so I was thinking you were refering to that. My bad. :redface:

And you're welcome, young lady. :hug:

[melinda]

Okies. I was thinking about Frontier Camp because we had to go through Tyler to get there, so I was thinking you were refering to that. My bad. :redface:

And you're welcome, young lady. :hug:

no problem. nice to know there's more than one!

[texan_rep]

Spurs are on a roll again, mel...;)

[darrkwolff]

no problem. nice to know there's more than one!


There's also Camp Copas up here near where I live. I hope and pray that our church singles group will get to go there this coming fall. I think I'll talk to my pastor about that. :D

Oh...and GO STARS!!!!! :dance:

[melinda]

Spurs are on a roll again, mel...;)

believe it or not, that actually makes me happy for you. :D

[melinda]

There's also Camp Copas up here near where I live. I hope and pray that our church singles group will get to go there this coming fall. I think I'll talk to my pastor about that. :D

Oh...and GO STARS!!!!! :dance:

:dance: :dance: :dance:

[texan_rep]

morning Texans...

[melinda]

morning.

[texan_rep]

morning mel...you seem enthusiastic too this morning...:hug:

[melinda]

yeah, real enthusiastic......:hug:

[texan_rep]

well, we can cheer together then...

rah.

[melinda]

rah......

[curtis123]

rah bump for the texans.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning, Tex!!!

Good Morning, Melinda!!!

[melinda]

Good Morning, Chuck. How are you today?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning, Chuck. How are you today?

Pretty good. And you?!

[melinda]

eh......but thanks for asking.
glad you are pretty good.

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Texan_Rep is a snob....


LOL

[melinda]

Texan_Rep is a snob....


LOL

I think he's just been busy........

[Gaby77]

Texas still blessed?

[FoxGranadaChuck]

I think he's just been busy........

I was just having some fun, Melinda. :) :)

[darrkwolff]

Texas still blessed?


Of course it is. :D

[melinda]

I was just having some fun, Melinda. :) :)

I know...I saw the "lol". ;)

[melinda]

Texas still blessed?

always.......:dance:

[melinda]

so I'm wondering....I know a Texas Ranger. who else does??

[texan_rep]

the kind with the bat or the gun?

[melinda]

the kind with the bat or the gun?

the one I know has the gun, but honestly I was wondering about either....

[texan_rep]

only a Texan would think of both...:lol:

morning mel :hug:

[melinda]

morning, tex. :hug:


is it good or are you still determining that?

[texan_rep]

it's not bad...;)

[melinda]

it's not bad...;)

:dance: :dance: :dance:

[FoxGranadaChuck]

Good Morning Melinda!!!

Good Morning Tex!!!

[melinda]

Good Morning, Chuck!!

[DALLAS1234]

I miss YOU TEXAS!!! sweet sweet Texas...

[melinda]

yes, it is. :cool:

[DALLAS1234]

yes, it is. :cool:

Im gonna move back after the summer...

[melinda]

Im gonna move back after the summer...

really? where to?

[DALLAS1234]

really? where to?

Im looking at south of Houston..the Lake Jackson area..

[melinda]

Im looking at south of Houston..the Lake Jackson area..

why there? :))

[DALLAS1234]

why there? :))

I lived down there before I got pregnant with cc..I loved it down there..small towns down there...and several 100 miles away from a certain person..:)

[melinda]

I lived down there before I got pregnant with cc..I loved it down there..small towns down there...and several 100 miles away from a certain person..:)

ah...I know the area. it's actually very nice. :hug:

[texan_rep]

It's Texas...what more need be said...

[melinda]

Hey Tex.........:hug:



did you watch basketball yesterday?

[texan_rep]

morning mel...:hug:

Yes I did...Joe Crawford is as big an idiot as ever...:mad:

[melinda]

morning mel...:hug:

Yes I did...Joe Crawford is as big an idiot as ever...:mad:

that game really didn't count for much more than bragging rights, though. did it?

[texan_rep]

no, it didn't...but still, that game was horribly officiated and that was merely the piece de resistance...

Soooooooo...did you ever learn to drive? :mrgreen:

[melinda]

no, it didn't...but still, that game was horribly officiated and that was merely the piece de resistance...

Soooooooo...did you ever learn to drive? :mrgreen:

nope, I still suck at driving...and I've even had private lessons. :))

[melinda]

when I'm driving...get out of my way!!

[texan_rep]

I'll have you know I've been able to use you as cover for when I say women can't drive. No need to thank me. :mrgreen:

[melinda]

I'll have you know I've been able to use you as cover for when I say women can't drive. No need to thank me. :mrgreen:

shouldn't you be thanking me??
(you forget to mention we're talking about golf, I'm guessing.) :))

[texan_rep]

:whistle:

[melinda]

:whistle:

exactly...........:))


one day, I literally thought I was gonna have to jump out of my truck and go tell the lady in front of me how to drive. We are waiting to pull out of a parking lot and turn right. Not left...right. Should have been easy. There's a break in traffic....she doesn't go. OK. Another break in traffic...she doesn't go. Finally about the time I am opening my door to go see what her problem is, she pulls out. women. :doh:

[texan_rep]

Been there, done that...

And what do you call "traffic" around those parts? :))

[melinda]

Been there, done that...

And what do you call "traffic" around those parts? :))

when two trucks show up at the 4-way stop sign at the same time. :))

[texan_rep]

oh lord...an accident waiting to happen...:))

[melinda]

yeah, I always decide it's my turn........

[texan_rep]

why am I not surprised? :))

[melinda]

b/c you know me........

[texan_rep]

well, I'm sure the only problems arise when the odd "transient" comes driving through at the wrong time...as I'm sure all the locals know your truck on sight...:))

[melinda]

well, I'm sure the only problems arise when the odd "transient" comes driving through at the wrong time...as I'm sure all the locals know your truck on sight...:))

:)) :)) :))
and they know to stay out of my way. the cops know me too. hmmmm.

[texan_rep]

:)) :)) :))
and they know to stay out of my way. the cops know me too. hmmmm.

:eek:

mmmmm...just how well do they know you, mel?

[melinda]

:eek:

mmmmm...just how well do they know you, mel?

one DPS guy pulled me over for an expired inspection sticker...right before my son totaled his truck. Same cop showed up to the wreck. He was so impressed w/ how my son handled himself, that he and my husband actually became friends. He stops by to say "hey" on occassion..........

and of course, the small town speaks for itself. ;)

[texan_rep]

just wondering if they have a file cabinet just for you and your lead foot...:mrgreen:

[melinda]

just wondering if they have a file cabinet just for you and your lead foot...:mrgreen:

:)) :)) :))

it's my depth perception (or lack of) that causes the most problems.......


I've posted this before but in case you missed it, one time I got pulled over for speeding and the cop asked me if I was in a hurry. :doh:
so I answered, "Yeah, so could you write that ticket a little faster, please?"


he was not amused. I was not lying.

[texan_rep]

:)):)):)):))

[texan_rep]

bump for the #1 state

[melinda]

and the best people.......... :D

[texan_rep]

:hug:

[melinda]

Hey, tex. How are you today?? :hug:

[texan_rep]

busy...:(

[melinda]

busy...:(

I've noticed. :hug:

[texan_rep]

:hug:

[texan_rep]

:hug::hug:

[melinda]

:hug::hug:

how are you doing today, tex?? :hug: :hug: :hug:

[texan_rep]

:hug::hug::hug:

mOK mel...how 'bout you?

[melinda]

too early to tell, but so far so good.


how about Joey Crawford? ;)

[texan_rep]

:dance::dance:

Ding dong, the witch is dead...

[melinda]

:dance::dance:

Ding dong, the witch is dead...

:)) :)) :))

[melinda]

bump for the best state in the union.........

[texan_rep]

One of these days I'm gonna have to get a "United States of Texas" t-shirt and **** off a bunch of damnYankees...;)

:))

[melinda]

One of these days I'm gonna have to get a "United States of Texas" t-shirt and **** off a bunch of damnYankees...;)

:))

nice.............
a few years back, I had the "Texans for Bush" t-shirt. loved to wear it when traveling out of state........especially to California. :))

[melinda]

you should see what I posted in the Basketball thread in GI.....you will like half of it. ;)

[Andrew Jackson]

I want to see the Alamo and do the riverwalk in San Antonio

[melinda]

I want to see the Alamo and do the riverwalk in San Antonio

let me know when...I'm just over 2 hours away. I could meet you.
The first thing you will think is, "Where is the BIG Alamo???? :))

[texan_rep]

nice.............
a few years back, I had the "Texans for Bush" t-shirt. loved to wear it when traveling out of state........especially to California. :))

well, I'm a Texan and I like bush...errrr, Bush...:mrgreen:

[texan_rep]

you should see what I posted in the Basketball thread in GI.....you will like half of it. ;)

lemme go look...

[melinda]

well, I'm a Texan and I like bush...errrr, Bush...:mrgreen:

now tex....shame shame shame. :)) :)) :))

[texan_rep]

What? :angel:

And I guess you're just going to have to "settle"...:razz:

[melinda]

What? :angel:

And I guess you're just going to have to "settle"...:razz:

I don't think so. ;)

[texan_rep]

I do ;)

[melinda]

nope, nope, nope.

[texan_rep]

yep yep yep :mrgreen:

[melinda]

OK...Tex. we'll see.

[texan_rep]

;)

[melinda]

;)

;)

[texan_rep]

Don't worry...I'll be here to console you when whatshisname gets squished...:mrgreen:

[melinda]

Don't worry...I'll be here to console you when whatshisname gets squished...:mrgreen:

This guy? Mr. MVP. Mr. Sexy. Mr. Yummy. Mr. Kick-Some-Spur-Ass. Mr. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
take your pick.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/39960557981.jpg

[texan_rep]

:sick: