God Blessed Texas

[jet]

I always love telling people where to go..........:))

:))


:eh:

:think:

;)

[melinda]

Diplomacy...the art of telling people to GO TO HELL and have them look forward to the trip.

I guess I'm not very diplomatic...:mrgreen:

only when you want to be.....;)


which reminds me...I've probably shared this before, but maybe it's new to some.

My husband has told me that if he dies, I am NOT to remarry. He would just hate for me to do that. I look him straight in the eyes and tell him, "When you die, one of two things happens. Either you go to heaven, in which case you will be so full of love and joy and peace. You will now be bowing before your God and you will now know what Jesus looks like. You will be so happy, you won't care whether or not I remarry. OR...You will go to hell....in which case, my remarrying is not your biggest problem."

yep, I'm a thoughtful wife. ;)

[melinda]

hey, y'all. I'm back.........

so how was it?

[Hadassah]

only when you want to be.....;)


which reminds me...I've probably shared this before, but maybe it's new to some.

My husband has told me that if he dies, I am NOT to remarry. He would just hate for me to do that. I look him straight in the eyes and tell him, "When you die, one of two things happens. Either you go to heaven, in which case you will be so full of love and joy and peace. You will now be bowing before your God and you will now know what Jesus looks like. You will be so happy, you won't care whether or not I remarry. OR...You will go to hell....in which case, my remarrying is not your biggest problem."

yep, I'm a thoughtful wife. ;)


Girl, I like how you think. :mrgreen:

[Hadassah]

so how was it?


Good place to work, lousy reason for me to be needed.



7 times.......the kid was stabbed 7 times!!!!!! Over ****!

[melinda]

Good place to work, lousy reason for me to be needed.



7 times.......the kid was stabbed 7 times!!!!!! Over ****!

it's always over ****....never anything important...always ****.
poor guy....his poor family....:(

[melinda]

Girl, I like how you think. :mrgreen:

:angel:

[Hadassah]

it's always over ****....never anything important...always ****.
poor guy....his poor family....:(

yep. And now this boy has to live like this for a long time.....even if he does get better, it will take quite a while for him to do so. And the teen who stabed him is going to spend a long, long time in jail. 2 lives damaged and ruined....for what? 2 families suffering....for what? For ****! :mad:

[melinda]

yep. And now this boy has to live like this for a long time.....even if he does get better, it will take quite a while for him to do so. And the teen who stabed him is going to spend a long, long time in jail. 2 lives damaged and ruined....for what? 2 families suffering....for what? For ****! :mad:

so sad..........:(

[melinda]

morning, everybody!! How are y'all today?


:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[texan_rep]

morning mel :hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

day started off crappy right from the start :wall:

[melinda]

morning mel :hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

day started off crappy right from the start :wall:

OK...you know I'm here for you. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[texan_rep]

thanks...but it's just annoyances...

had to go in to my old office first to clean up some problems...took a couple of hours. Then get here (where I don't particularly care to be in the first place) and my computer has been stuck logging off all night...had to punch the button to get it back on. THEN a circuit breaker tripped and I lost everything on my desk...so I had to go find the breaker, reset it, turn everything back on, start over...*grrrrrr*

[cbut1]

thanks...but it's just annoyances...

had to go in to my old office first to clean up some problems...took a couple of hours. Then get here (where I don't particularly care to be in the first place) and my computer has been stuck logging off all night...had to punch the button to get it back on. THEN a circuit breaker tripped and I lost everything on my desk...so I had to go find the breaker, reset it, turn everything back on, start over...*grrrrrr*

Think of it this way, Fresno State is playing against Texas A.M. it can only mean that Fresno is going to win. :D

[melinda]

thanks...but it's just annoyances...

had to go in to my old office first to clean up some problems...took a couple of hours. Then get here (where I don't particularly care to be in the first place) and my computer has been stuck logging off all night...had to punch the button to get it back on. THEN a circuit breaker tripped and I lost everything on my desk...so I had to go find the breaker, reset it, turn everything back on, start over...*grrrrrr*

:hug: :hug: :hug:
gotta hate mornings that start out like that.........

[melinda]

Think of it this way, Fresno State is playing against Texas A.M. it can only mean that Fresno is going to win. :D

we don't care about A&M....we're all Longhorns in this thread. ;)

[texan_rep]

:hug: :hug: :hug:
gotta hate mornings that start out like that.........

:hug::hug::hug:

[texan_rep]

we don't care about A&M....we're all Longhorns in this thread. ;)

what she said...:mrgreen:

[cbut1]

we don't care about A&M....we're all Longhorns in this thread. ;)



But I thought you Texans cared about each other.

Isn't even the smallest Texan better than the Biggest Californian; I guess not.

Go Bulldogs, wipe the floor up with those Texans.

[melinda]

But I thought you Texans cared about each other.

Isn't even the smallest Texan better than the Biggest Californian; I guess not.

Go Bulldogs, wipe the floor up with those Texans.

not when it comes to aggies......:))

[Hadassah]

morning, everybody!! How are y'all today?


:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:


Afternoon! Tired....very busy day today at work. Wasn't bad, just busy.



:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[Hadassah]

morning mel
day started off crappy right from the start


Ouch, that bites! :frown:

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[melinda]

Afternoon! Tired....very busy day today at work. Wasn't bad, just busy.



:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

afternoon, Haddie. :hug:

[melinda]

Think of it this way, Fresno State is playing against Texas A.M. it can only mean that Fresno is going to win. :D

so what happened? ;)

[cbut1]

so what happened? ;)



:eek:
Triple overtime thats what happened!

Fresno was down by 19 points at the half and came back with a bite, they still lost the game but A&M ranked 23 got schooled by a lower division school. It was sweeeeeeet.

Final score 47 - 45

[melinda]

glad you enjoyed it...triple OTs are always fun. I didn't watch the game. Didn't know anything about it....just the score at the end.
I do have a good friend whose son plays for the Aggies....you'd think I'd care more. But I just don't. :))

[Wireline]

Morning Mel...How yew?

[melinda]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/thtexaslonghorns1.jpg

[melinda]

Morning Mel...How yew?

doing good, Wire. How are you?? :hug:

[Wireline]

dragging a bit...we had a sweat last nite - back home at 2:30 ish...up and going for church this morning (not playing, just attending), and then a sack full of meetings during the first full day of the football season (drat)...

Life is great, really - absolutely no right to complain here!

[melinda]

glad life is good!! :D
I'm out of here for a few days....be back on Wednesday.
Y'all have fun while I'm gone. :hug:

[Wireline]

I'll hold the fort down...be safe Ms Mel.

[melinda]

so my husband is still in bed, but I had to come out to the beach...not wasting a minute of sand, sun, ocean, etc!
I met Mr. Mark Chesnutt last night! my husband and I met two guys while sitting at the pool bar, we all got to talking and we bought them a couple of beers. turns out, they work for Mark Chesnutt. Mark was doing a small private acoustical show here in the hotel....so our new friends got us into the show. Everyone else at the show was all dressed casually, but nice. My husband and I were wearing our swimming suits. :eek: we asked if we needed to run and change, but Bob and Kenny told us we were fine....so we went to the show, sat with the sound crew and met the band. after the show, we met Mr. Chesnutt. He was so kind and very friendly. When I get home, I will post a picture....
He is a Texan....he is from Beaumont. :cool:

[JDGreen]

so my husband is still in bed, but I had to come out to the beach...not wasting a minute of sand, sun, ocean, etc!
I met Mr. Mark Chesnutt last night! my husband and I met two guys while sitting at the pool bar, we all got to talking and we bought them a couple of beers. turns out, they work for Mark Chesnutt. Mark was doing a small private acoustical show here in the hotel....so our new friends got us into the show. Everyone else at the show was all dressed casually, but nice. My husband and I were wearing our swimming suits. :eek: we asked if we needed to run and change, but Bob and Kenny told us we were fine....so we went to the show, sat with the sound crew and met the band. after the show, we met Mr. Chesnutt. He was so kind and very friendly. When I get home, I will post a picture....
He is a Texan....he is from Beaumont. :cool:

Bubba shot the juke box last night, said it played a sad song that made him cry, went to his truck and got a .45............

[Wireline]

Bubba shot the juke box last night, said it played a sad song that made him cry, went to his truck and got a .45............

Blame it On Texas...Don't blame it on me

[melinda]

I just wanted you to know....

[melinda]

I just wanted you to know....

which is my favorite of his songs, and Kenny pulled some strings, and got Mark to sing it for me....:cool:

[texan_rep]

You went to the beach without me? :((

Morning mel :hug::hug::hug: Hope you are having a great time...sounds like you are so far...

[DALLAS1234]

what better place to say this then GOD BLESS TEXAS thread...


WOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COWBOYS WON!! I loved the Cowboys game Last NITE! oh and ROMO is HAWT!! :dance::dance::dance:

[Wireline]

I don't think Tony is hawt (???) but the Boys did look good...

Here's a bizarre thing, that can only happen in Texas anymore: I was driving to a smaller rural town to do some audio/recording consulting today...on the way out there, I was some guy out of his truck at a cattle gate either locking or unlocking...across the road, behind a 3 strand wire fence, was a bull...not a small bull, but a huge snort snorting, muscle rippling monster that would scare the crap out of anyone with a lick of sense.

The bull was watching this fellow at the gate, when all of a sudden, the bull blasts thru the fence, got momentarily slowed by the tangle, and went charging at the guy...of course, I'm watching this in utter (udder?) amazement - and thinking I hope this 2500 lb son of a bitch doesn't develop a hankering to mount the Geo Prism I'm driving this week...

Anyway, guy jumps in his truck, bull rams the truck once, then goes back across the road, and goes back to grazing... the truck driver appeared OK, his vehicle had a dent on the passenger side bed, and my Geo escaped Hump Free...

Weird day.

[Hadassah]

Bubba shot the juke box last night, said it played a sad song that made him cry, went to his truck and got a .45............

Reckless discharge of a gun, that's what the officers are claiming.
Bubba hollered "Reckless, hell! I hit just where I was aiming!"

[Hadassah]

BTW, did I ever mention that I have an old college friend who lives in Texas? He and dated in college for a while. He ended up joining the Navy and getting married. He's now a policeman somewhere in Texas.

[melinda]

Mark Chesnutt's newest single is a remake of Charlie Rich's "Rolling With The Flow"....which has always been one of my favorite songs.
Make sure to request it from your local radio station....:D

[melinda]

Y'all have a great day...I am outta here.
:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Hadassah]

Y'all have a great day...I am outta here.
:hug: :hug: :hug:

Have a wonderful day, mel.


:hug::hug::hug:

[F9thRet]

Hey friends, just a few jokes to Get everyone through the week.

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
MARINE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
MARINE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the girl you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MARINE FRIENDS: Know some wild stuff will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Man...we messed up...but hey, that was fun!!

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MARINE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MARINE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MARINE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MARINE FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MARINE FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MARINE FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

Two F-16s were escorting a C-130. Eventually the F-16 pilots got to talking, and bragging about the capabilities of their respective aircraft. Soon their bragging became to incessant for the C-130 pilot to handle, so he says "I can do things in this baby that you boys can't even dream about, watch this." So the F-16 pilots watch as the C-130 keeps flying level along for about 5 minutes. Then the C-130 pilot comes back on, "you see that?" "See what," The F-16 pilots ask. "Well while we was flying just there I went and got a cup of coffee and took a leak."

RULES FOR DATING A MARINE'S DAUGHTER

1. If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
2. Remove your hat when entering my humble abode. I may think you have something terrible under it and will do my best to exterminate it quickly, efficiently, and fatally.
3. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
4. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
5. I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
6. In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
7. I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
8. As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
9. The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
* Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
* Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.
* Places where there is darkness.
* Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
* Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.
* Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay.
* Hockey games are okay.
* Old folks homes are better.
10. Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
11. Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Chu Lai. When my Agent Orange or Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.


Stephen

[Hadassah]

Hey friends, just a few jokes to Get everyone through the week.

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
MARINE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't get caught

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
MARINE FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the girl you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MARINE FRIENDS: Know some wild stuff will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Man...we messed up...but hey, that was fun!!

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MARINE FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MARINE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MARINE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MARINE FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MARINE FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MARINE FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".

FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MARINE FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

Two F-16s were escorting a C-130. Eventually the F-16 pilots got to talking, and bragging about the capabilities of their respective aircraft. Soon their bragging became to incessant for the C-130 pilot to handle, so he says "I can do things in this baby that you boys can't even dream about, watch this." So the F-16 pilots watch as the C-130 keeps flying level along for about 5 minutes. Then the C-130 pilot comes back on, "you see that?" "See what," The F-16 pilots ask. "Well while we was flying just there I went and got a cup of coffee and took a leak."

RULES FOR DATING A MARINE'S DAUGHTER

1. If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
2. Remove your hat when entering my humble abode. I may think you have something terrible under it and will do my best to exterminate it quickly, efficiently, and fatally.
3. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
4. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
5. I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
6. In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
7. I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
8. As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
9. The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
* Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
* Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.
* Places where there is darkness.
* Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
* Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.
* Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay.
* Hockey games are okay.
* Old folks homes are better.
10. Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
11. Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Chu Lai. When my Agent Orange or Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.


Stephen


ROFLMAO!!!!!! :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

[melinda]

God, I love the Marines....thank God for each and every one of 'em :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Hadassah]

You having a good time, Miss mel?

[melinda]

a very good time....getting ready to go out to dinner. thanks for asking.

[jet]

Happy Anniversary, my friend :hug:

I love you!!!!! Enjoy the rest of your trip!!! :hug:

[Hadassah]

a very good time....getting ready to go out to dinner. thanks for asking.

Have a wonderful dinner and Happy Anniversary! :hug::hug::hug:

[melinda]

thank you, jet and Haddie. you are both very thoughtful.
:hug: :hug:

[melinda]

morning all!!
:hug: :hug: :hug:

I had a wonderful trip and a wonderful anniversary, but now I look like a tomato, so it is time to go home...:))

[texan_rep]

I assume you mean one of these
http://www.tomatobob.com/Sausage%20Heirloom%20Tomato%20cr.jpg

and not one of these
http://www.tomatobob.com/Polish%20Giant%20Heirloom%20Tomato%20cr.jpg

:))

[texan_rep]

Glad you had a great trip, mel...even though you didn't take me along...:razz:

;)

[Wireline]

Mercy, Rep...you are behind...its time to ketchup.

[texan_rep]

ewwwww...I hate ketchup...:razz:

[Wireline]

something mustard make you feel that way...

[texan_rep]

You mayo assume that...

[Wireline]

quite a pickle you've started...I do not relish the thought of another pun thread...

[texan_rep]

Oh, quit being such a hot dog...:razz:

[Wireline]

I have loined a lesson here

[texan_rep]

You appear to have a steak in extending this exchange as long as possible...

[Wireline]

no steak...no beef with anyone...are you getting chicken?

[texan_rep]

Chicken? Moi? Never. But you must have been stewing for a long time to have the need to noodle me like this...

[Wireline]

stewing noodles? Nah...goes against my grain.

[texan_rep]

Against your grain? Yeah, I prefer more meat in my posts...

[Wireline]

and I say that is a fowl...

[texan_rep]

No, a fowl would be if I gave you the bird...

[Wireline]

don't be a turkey...and if you shoot that bird, I will duck

[texan_rep]

Deer me...I wouldn't do that here...

[Wireline]

The buck stops here, Rep...this has become stag-nant

[texan_rep]

Fine, I'll stop horning in...no need to rack up any more posts over this...

[Wireline]

Sorry the reply took a while...I was out visiting my Aunt Lers

[texan_rep]

Doe! :doh: That post was really a stretch...:lol:

[Wireline]

look...Rep...I will not be buffaloed... and this is nothing gnu.

[texan_rep]

Ono? What evidence is that bison?

[Wireline]

I understand you are frustrated...I would be too if my antelope with the neighbor, and that you will moose her when she's gone...but what about your Uncle Buck?

[texan_rep]

I'm only frustrated about my antelope-ing with my neighbor because they stole my Impala...those dik-diks...

[Wireline]

The nerve of those people...such lowlife elk.

[texan_rep]

You realize mel is going to krill us...

[Wireline]

ouch...I surrender...I just can't topi that.

And what's this WE stuff, Kimosabe? I'm out in West Texas - we are expected to be ignorantly annoying, and I do my very best to be just that.

[melinda]

Glad you had a great trip, mel...even though you didn't take me along...:razz:

;)

you're scared of me....remember??

:)) :)) :))



Hey, Tex! :hug:

[texan_rep]

:eek:

mel! :hug:

[melinda]

You realize mel is going to krill us...

actually, I enjoyed it!! :)) :)) :))
I loved the originality....

[melinda]

:eek:

mel! :hug:

hey there! I'm just checking in, and then I'm off to run some errands.

[Wireline]

I'm half scared to death of Ms Mel...but there again...:think:

[melinda]

I'm half scared to death of Ms Mel...but there again...:think:

but are you half scared twice?? ;)


Oh, I have to change my sig before I run my errands, otherwise my over-40 year old brain will forget to do it later.....

[texan_rep]

hey there! I'm just checking in, and then I'm off to run some errands.

Now that you look like a tomato you're better equipped to give us all sauce...;)

[Wireline]

tomatos are broken...don't forget the paste.

[melinda]

Now that you look like a tomato you're better equipped to give us all sauce...;)

:)) :)) :))
I've been up since 2:30am, my mind can't function right now....but I am enjoying y'all's clever brains. ;)

[Wireline]

:)) :)) :))
but I am enjoying y'all's clever brains. ;)

See...this is why you are so nice...

You just called us smart asses but found a nicer way to do it.

[texan_rep]

ummmm...mel darling...what do you mean by "right now"? :mrgreen:

:eek: *diving under the desk*

[melinda]

ummmm...mel darling...what do you mean by "right now"? :mrgreen:

:eek: *diving under the desk*

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:





:)) :)) :))

[melinda]

See...this is why you are so nice...

You just called us smart asses but found a nicer way to do it.

only if you keep your brains in your butt....but then of course we all know where men keep their brains. :mrgreen:

[Wireline]

right clothing - wrong side.

[melinda]

:)) :)) :))

[texan_rep]

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:





:)) :)) :))

:shifty:

[F9thRet]

only if you keep your brains in your butt....but then of course we all know where men keep their brains. :mrgreen:

<Shakes Fist> I knew someone was talking about me today. :D

Stephen

[melinda]

<Shakes Fist> I knew someone was talking about me today. :D

Stephen

Hey, Stephen!! :D



:hug: :hug: :hug:

[cbut1]

Loony Texans

[melinda]

always!! :D

[cbut1]

always!! :D

I think some of you Texans stayed out in the sun to long and fried your brains. :D

[Wireline]

I think some of you Texans stayed out in the sun to long and fried your brains. :D

Ya know...I'd resent this











If it weren't true

[texan_rep]

at least we Texans have brains to fry :mrgreen:

[jet]

I thought cannibalism is illegal in the US? :think:

[texan_rep]

who said anything about eating? :razz:

[jet]

What's the point of frying them if you aren't going to eat them? ;)

[Wireline]

Because we can... Its a Texas thing, doncha know.

:eek:

:mrgreen:

[texan_rep]

When you stay out in the sun and fry yourself, do you eat yourself?

:eek: *remembering this is TP and I might not want to know the answer*

[Wireline]

When you stay out in the sun and fry yourself, do you eat yourself?

:eek: *remembering this is TP and I might not want to know the answer*

The words fails me...there is a line SCREAMING to get out..

[texan_rep]

hush...don't encourage it...:silenced:

[melinda]

at least we Texans have brains to fry :mrgreen:

exactly. :cool:

[melinda]

When you stay out in the sun and fry yourself, do you eat yourself?

:eek: *remembering this is TP and I might not want to know the answer*

keeping it clean, I will only say that after I fry myself in the sun, I soak in the tub w/ a bit of olive oil..........

[texan_rep]

morning mel :hug::hug::hug:

[melinda]

Morning, Tex!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

[texan_rep]

keeping it clean, I will only say that after I fry myself in the sun, I soak in the tub w/ a bit of olive oil..........

:eek::wall::silenced:

[melinda]

:eek::wall::silenced:

:cool:

[texan_rep]

I love olive oil...especially with some pesto spices...:mrgreen:

[Wireline]

:eek::wall::silenced:


Heard dat...it may be time to start drinking again...definately time to have a cigarette.

[texan_rep]

I picked a bad day to stop drinking...

[Wireline]

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

[texan_rep]

Anyone seen the automatic pilot?

[Wireline]

Look for the stewardess...she's usually inflating his ego/

[Hadassah]

Good morning my wonderful and extremely weird Texas friends. :cool: :mrgreen:



:hug::hug::hug:

[texan_rep]

We're not weird...the rest of the world is. :mrgreen:

Morning Hadassah :hug:

[Wireline]

Hadassah...tip of the stetson...

Weird and proud of it since 1956...

K

[Hadassah]

Tex, you're in denial. Wire, glad to see that you can admit and accept your weirdness. Me, I know I am weird and happy to be so.




Ladies and gents, the countdown begins........at 8pm Friday night, one of my biggest dreams will come true.........:dance:

[Wireline]

Is this something you should be sharing, Haddie?

[Hadassah]

Is this something you should be sharing, Haddie?



Well, I ain't posing for Playboy, that's for sure. ;)


I am going to see Phantom of the Opera!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance::dance::dance:


I'll have pics later this evening of me in the dress and my son trying on his tux.

Saturday, I should have pics of the both of us all decked out.

[Wireline]

Gotcha! Trying to add a little culture and class to the joint here?

Rotsa Ruck!

And looking forward to the pics!

[texan_rep]

Hint...make sure your stashed beer is in cans...;)

[Darkwind]

Gotcha! Trying to add a little culture and class to the joint here?

Rotsa Ruck!

And looking forward to the pics!

She adds class to every place she goes.























Now thats some serious suckin up, even if it is true.



:cool:

[Hadassah]

Gotcha! Trying to add a little culture and class to the joint here?

Rotsa Ruck!

And looking forward to the pics!

Culture and class aren't something you'll see often from this redneck woman, so enjoy it while it lasts. :mrgreen:

[Hadassah]

She adds class to every place she goes.























Now thats some serious suckin up, even if it is true.



:cool:



:redface::redface::redface:

[Hadassah]

Hint...make sure your stashed beer is in cans...;)

bah! I hate beer. Gimme whiskey anyday. :cool:

[texan_rep]

whatever :razz: No glass...

[Wireline]

people still use glasses?

[Wireline]

Or have contacts and Lasik replaced them?

:eek:

[Wireline]

Serious content - especially for those in the Lone Star State - please treat this post with respect.

As many of you know, last Sunday was a tragic day in Odessa history. Two police officers were murdered in the line of duty, and a third critically injured.

Their burials were yesterday...and it was announced the 3rd died as well.

The perp is locked up, facing 3 capital murder charges....hell has no place suitable for him, and he cannot get there fast enough.

A prayer for all the survivors.

[texan_rep]

ugh...

this...plus that little girl...:(

[Wireline]

Yes...this would be such a great planet if it weren't for all the people.

[Wireline]

On an upbeat view to our state, an "anonymous" donor paid for the meals for all 300+ attending officers at a nice restauarant last night....I'm guessing around $5K if not more...

That's what make Texas and most Texans truly great...in the face of despair, adversity, and sadness, someone always steps forward and without want of notice or thanks, forks out a huge wad of cash as a silent way of saying "thank you," "we respect you," and "God Bless You."

[texan_rep]

the way it's supposed to be...

[melinda]

Serious content - especially for those in the Lone Star State - please treat this post with respect.

As many of you know, last Sunday was a tragic day in Odessa history. Two police officers were murdered in the line of duty, and a third critically injured.

Their burials were yesterday...and it was announced the 3rd died as well.

The perp is locked up, facing 3 capital murder charges....hell has no place suitable for him, and he cannot get there fast enough.

A prayer for all the survivors.

:(


:pray: :pray: :pray:

[Hadassah]

And looking forward to the pics!



will have them shortly. :cool:

[Hadassah]

Serious content - especially for those in the Lone Star State - please treat this post with respect.

As many of you know, last Sunday was a tragic day in Odessa history. Two police officers were murdered in the line of duty, and a third critically injured.

Their burials were yesterday...and it was announced the 3rd died as well.

The perp is locked up, facing 3 capital murder charges....hell has no place suitable for him, and he cannot get there fast enough.

A prayer for all the survivors.

Of course!

And what are the officers names?

[Wireline]

Corporal Abel Marquez was publically announced as deceased the same day as his law enforcement brothers, Corporals Arlie Jones and Scott Gardener were being interred ...

Article here (incomplete, but as much as PIOs have released): http://www.mywesttexas.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=18812719&BRD=2288&PAG=461&dept_id=475626&rfi=6

[Hadassah]

pics here:



http://forums.hannity.com/showpost.php?p=12289781&postcount=15514

[Hadassah]

Corporal Abel Marquez was publically announced as deceased the same day as his law enforcement brothers, Corporals Arlie Jones and Scott Gardener were being interred ...

Article here (incomplete, but as much as PIOs have released): http://www.mywesttexas.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=18812719&BRD=2288&PAG=461&dept_id=475626&rfi=6

:cry::cry::cry:

[texan_rep]

it's the weekend, folks...

[Wireline]

maybe for you...this is when my businest work happens...tracking all afternoon, mixing tonite...more tracking tomorrow morning, live gig tomorrow night, Sunday gig for services...

I'm always relieved when Monday gets here - the only time I can get some rest.

[texan_rep]

I know what you mean...I have a whole list of things to do this weekend too...

[Wireline]

just don't do them...that will teach em all, won't it? (Been my excuse for years, nu the chores never have learned.)

[texan_rep]

unfortunately these aren't chores...among other things I'm rebuilding a deer blind this weekend...

[Wireline]

Hmmm...

[melinda]

it's the weekend, folks...

almost....
Morning, Tex!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

[melinda]

Hmmm...

Morning, Wire......:hug: :hug: :hug:

[melinda]

Mark, me, and my hubby:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i58/lmelindalm/DSCI1486-2.jpg

[Wireline]

nice shot!

Kinda suprised to see MC mingling with folks...he used to not do that at all.

[melinda]

nice shot!

Kinda suprised to see MC mingling with folks...he used to not do that at all.

he liked me. ;)
I'm hard to resist. :))

[Wireline]

I'm hard to resist. :))

Ain't that the dadgum truth.

[melinda]

Ain't that the dadgum truth.

;)





:hug: :hug: :hug:

[texan_rep]

almost....
Morning, Tex!! :hug: :hug: :hug:

morning mel :hug::hug::hug:

[Hadassah]

Wire, tex....I posted some pics.......

[texan_rep]

where?

[texan_rep]

morning all

mel, are you taking shots on Cowboy touchdowns or something? ;)

[Wireline]

If that's the case, she will be blasted the whole season...

This could work out on many different levels.

[texan_rep]

ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh ;)

[melinda]

morning all

mel, are you taking shots on Cowboy touchdowns or something? ;)

touchdowns and 1/2 shots on field goals. :))
I was feeling pretty damn good by the end of the day....

[melinda]

morning, tex!! :hug: :hug: :hug:




morning, wire! :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Wireline]

Morning Ms Mel...how ya doing this morning, you drop dead gorgeous baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe?

[melinda]

Morning Ms Mel...how ya doing this morning, you drop dead gorgeous baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe?

well now, my goodness, Wire....you are sucking up awfully early today. :))


I'm doing great. and you??
(well, except I have an ear ache :(( )

[Wireline]

ear ache? Maybe you have been listening too much :eek:

The world here would be perfect, if it weren't for all the people in it

[texan_rep]

morning mel :hug::hug::hug:

And one for you and your earache :hug:

It's a good thing football season is only 3-4 months long...;)

or is that a bad thing? :think:

[melinda]

ear ache? Maybe you have been listening too much :eek:

The world here would be perfect, if it weren't for all the people in it

nah, I don't listen too much. I talk too much. :)) :)) :))

[melinda]

morning mel :hug::hug::hug:

And one for you and your earache :hug:

It's a good thing football season is only 3-4 months long...;)

or is that a bad thing? :think:

my husband just loved me yesterday; said I was cute. I said, "Crap I just saw the Dallas score....no wonder I don't remember half the night!!" :)) :)) :))


...my husband says he hopes next week is a high scoring game again. ;)

[melinda]

thanks for the extra hug, tex.....I'm gonna go get some Claritin in just a bit. I think it's allergy related.





OK, so we go to the hoity-toity wedding. And we go to the reception at the Houston Country Club. As we are leaving, we are getting our truck from the valet. There are a few others out there getting their cars also. The valet asks us all what type car we have, so they know what they are looking for....
"Mercedes"
"Mercedes"
"Mercedes"
"Chevy Truck" :)) :)) :))


guess which one is us?????? ;)

[texan_rep]

Used to be in SA the {insert favorite brand here} truck would be the only thing in that scenario. Or maybe a big-ass Caddy. Unfortunately, the fru-fru cars are showing up more and more.

[Wireline]

Hey...how many of those Mercedes whankers just WISH they had enough coolness to drive a truck?

I can relate to the story though...some time ago wife and I go to a pretty upscale event with valet parking...we were in the 96 Geo...the guy in front of us was driving a Hummer (and giving one, if I'm not mistaken) and the lady behind us a Jag...

It can be a bit ... er .... humbling to know some people drive vehicles that cost more than what we paid for the house.

[melinda]

Used to be in SA the {insert favorite brand here} truck would be the only thing in that scenario. Or maybe a big-ass Caddy. Unfortunately, the fru-fru cars are showing up more and more.

too bad........

[melinda]

Hey...how many of those Mercedes whankers just WISH they had enough coolness to drive a truck?

I can relate to the story though...some time ago wife and I go to a pretty upscale event with valet parking...we were in the 96 Geo...the guy in front of us was driving a Hummer (and giving one, if I'm not mistaken) and the lady behind us a Jag...

It can be a bit ... er .... humbling to know some people drive vehicles that cost more than what we paid for the house.

eh...I love it when people look down their nose at me. I find it hilarious.

[melinda]

is the weather absolutely gorgeous where y'all are? it is here!!! I was breathing in cool air when I was running this morning. :D

[texan_rep]

it is sunny here...but on the humid side...

[texan_rep]

Hey...how many of those Mercedes whankers just WISH they had enough coolness to drive a truck?

I can relate to the story though...some time ago wife and I go to a pretty upscale event with valet parking...we were in the 96 Geo...the guy in front of us was driving a Hummer (and giving one, if I'm not mistaken) and the lady behind us a Jag...

It can be a bit ... er .... humbling to know some people drive vehicles that cost more than what we paid for the house.

My bro-in-law was commenting about some scratches I had on my truck yesterday...my outlook is that if you're worried about the paint job on your truck, maybe you don't need a truck. :razz:

[melinda]

My bro-in-law was commenting about some scratches I had on my truck yesterday...my outlook is that if you're worried about the paint job on your truck, maybe you don't need a truck. :razz:

does he not take his truck hunting? does he not drive it thru some brush just to get to the deer stands? :rolleyes:

[Darkwind]

Cold this morning. We are under a frost warning for the overnights.

[melinda]

Cold this morning. We are under a frost warning for the overnights.

wow, already? we aren't that cold....heck, we won't be that cold for a few months yet, but it is nice to be in the low 90s instead of the high 90s....lol

[Darkwind]

wow, already? we aren't that cold....heck, we won't be that cold for a few months yet, but it is nice to be in the low 90s instead of the high 90s....lol

I hate the weather here. Summer, when it shows up, is far too short and winter shows up early and stays late, just like an unwanted in-law.

In civilized areas of the world, winter shows up late, runs into the storm drains and then leaves in a timely fashion.

Here, we have to shovel our winter. Barbaric I tell you, simply barbaric.

[texan_rep]

does he not take his truck hunting? does he not drive it thru some brush just to get to the deer stands? :rolleyes:

Sure he does...but this is more than a brush scratch. He was thinking it was barbed wire...I said no, it was concrete :D

[melinda]

Sure he does...but this is more than a brush scratch. He was thinking it was barbed wire...I said no, it was concrete :D

:)) :)) :))
one time we were at some friends' house. They have a lot of property and they had a camphouse on the property and their main house. The husband had a bit too much to drink, and the wife didn't want him to drive home, but he explained that he wouldn't even be leaving his land. It was his truck, and his land. He immediately backed into a tree. He leaned out the window and said, "MY TREE!!" :))

[melinda]

I hate the weather here. Summer, when it shows up, is far too short and winter shows up early and stays late, just like an unwanted in-law.

In civilized areas of the world, winter shows up late, runs into the storm drains and then leaves in a timely fashion.

Here, we have to shovel our winter. Barbaric I tell you, simply barbaric.

our seasons are summer which lasts for 3/4 of the year...and rainy which lasts for the other 1/4.

[XXL Frank]

It's gorgeous here the last coupleof days...Clear skies and nice and cool in the evenings and mornings. I sat up in the pasture last night and watched the sun go down.....beautiful

[drylok]

It's gorgeous here the last coupleof days...Clear skies and nice and cool in the evenings and mornings. I sat up in the pasture last night and watched the sun go down.....beautiful

I sat in a pasture and watched the sun go down last evening too



















But I had a shotgun in hand and a near limit of dove next to me...:dance:

[texan_rep]

:)) :)) :))
one time we were at some friends' house. They have a lot of property and they had a camphouse on the property and their main house. The husband had a bit too much to drink, and the wife didn't want him to drive home, but he explained that he wouldn't even be leaving his land. It was his truck, and his land. He immediately backed into a tree. He leaned out the window and said, "MY TREE!!" :))

:)):)):))

[XXL Frank]

I sat in a pasture and watched the sun go down last evening too
But I had a shotgun in hand and a near limit of dove next to me...:dance:

I didn't go yesterday, I've already got about 30 or 40 already in the freezer.....I had a twelve year old Chocolate Lab sleeping on his back next to me..

[melinda]

yesterday was gorgeous here as well....and there I was inside watching football. :doh:
but I'm about to get out of here for a while today, and I am taking the convertible. :D




I didn't see the sunset last night, but I have enjoyed watching the sunrises as I run....

[melinda]

I didn't go yesterday, I've already got about 30 or 40 already in the freezer.....I had a twelve year old Chocolate Lab sleeping on his back next to me..

the last part of that sounds wonderful!! :D

[drylok]

I didn't go yesterday, I've already got about 30 or 40 already in the freezer.....I had a twelve year old Chocolate Lab sleeping on his back next to me..

I have more than I should myself, gonna fire up the grill and eliminate some of 'em tonight. Oh that reminds me I need to stop and pick up a lb of bacon on the way home...*note to self*
What should I have with the dove breasts wraped in bacon, Fried taters maybe?

[XXL Frank]

I have more than I should myself, gonna fire up the grill and eliminate some of 'em tonight. Oh that reminds me I need to stop and pick up a lb of bacon on the way home...*note to self*
What should I have with the dove breasts wraped in bacon, Fried taters maybe?

Yeah...I just stay basic with them usually mashed taters and greens or some type of salad, slaw whatever..

[Darkwind]

our seasons are summer which lasts for 3/4 of the year...and rainy which lasts for the other 1/4.

Sacramento is pretty much like that too. Summer/spring shows up around mid March. It gets warm/hot around the end of April and then cools off to winter around the end of November where it rains and is usually only in the low 40's until the end of Feb.

Here, it gets warm on July 23 and cools off August 18th!

Well, thats a bit of an exaggeration, but we didn't have any real summer this year, not much rain either. But it usually doesn't get summer-like until July and by September, its beginning to cool off.

Sucks.

[melinda]

Sacramento is pretty much like that too. Summer/spring shows up around mid March. It gets warm/hot around the end of April and then cools off to winter around the end of November where it rains and is usually only in the low 40's until the end of Feb.

Here, it gets warm on July 23 and cools off August 18th!

Well, thats a bit of an exaggeration, but we didn't have any real summer this year, not much rain either. But it usually doesn't get summer-like until July and by September, its beginning to cool off.

Sucks.

we usually start warming up late March/early April....but then there is always that one last cold front for Easter. Just in time to screw w/ all the women who bought nice spring dresses for church. :))
then summers are HOT, HOT, HOT...except this year when all it did was rain. :rolleyes:
September is usually stifling, but lately our weather has been gorgeous....low humidity....
October is when we get our first cool front, and we get the cool crisp mornings, but the hot afternoons. This is to ensure that all school kids will lose their jackets. Nov and Dec can be anywhere from freezing to the 90s....just depending. :))
Jan/Feb usually a bit cool...but still not telling. It starts raining on Oct 30 b/c that is my little birthday present from God, and it stops sometime around March.....
there ya go for anyone interested in Texas weather. :)) :)) :))

[Hadassah]

where?

In the post a pic thread.

[Hadassah]

Morning Ms Mel...how ya doing this morning, you drop dead gorgeous baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe?

I wanna be a drop dead gorgeous baaaaaaaaaaabe! :((

















:))

[melinda]

Good Morning, Texas!!!!! :D

[texan_rep]

morning mel :hug::hug::hug:

So where are all these women who want to be screwed around Easter in their new dresses? :mrgreen:

[melinda]

morning mel :hug::hug::hug:

So where are all these women who want to be screwed around Easter in their new dresses? :mrgreen:

morning, tex! :hug: :hug: :hug:






oh the women are around. they are definitely around. ;)

[texan_rep]

so how was your ride yesterday?

[drylok]

Morn'n Mel, :hug:
Morn'n Tex how are you fine folks this moring?

[texan_rep]

little wet...but ok...

[melinda]

Morn'n Mel, :hug:
Morn'n Tex how are you fine folks this moring?

morning, drylok!! :hug: :hug: :hug:
nice to see you back around here....:D

[melinda]

little wet...but ok...

really? hmmmm. I thoroughly enjoyed my ride yesterday. wonderful. simply wonderful. I'm taking a friend to lunch today, and I was gonna take the convertible again..........

[melinda]

OK...I'm going running.
Y'all have fun..........

[drylok]

Um, not sure but I think one of your fellow Texans lost a battle with a gator. I got this off of the Texas forum from one of the hunting sites I visit....

http://www.charleston.net/photos/galleries/2007/sep/17/alligator_attack/

[texan_rep]

really? hmmmm. I thoroughly enjoyed my ride yesterday. wonderful. simply wonderful. I'm taking a friend to lunch today, and I was gonna take the convertible again..........


just a little, mel...some very scattered showers on the way in to work. Got a little rain last night too.

Have a good run...:hug:

[texan_rep]

Um, not sure but I think one of your fellow Texans lost a battle with a gator. I got this off of the Texas forum from one of the hunting sites I visit....

http://www.charleston.net/photos/galleries/2007/sep/17/alligator_attack/

Texas does have gators, sometimes where you don't expect them...but I believe that story is from South Carolina...

[Wireline]

Texas does have gators, sometimes where you don't expect them...but I believe that story is from South Carolina...


I heard Texas has gators, too...I always thought it was a croc, though.

[texan_rep]

Hell, I don't know what the hell we have...they're big ****ing lizards with sharp teeth and strong jaws and I stay the hell away from them...:eek:

[Wireline]

...they're big ****ing lizards with sharp teeth and strong jaws and I stay the hell away from them...:eek:

Sounds like a few lawyers I know.

[texan_rep]

Only a few? :mrgreen:

[Hadassah]

Morning, my wonderful Texas friends and the other wonderful people who sometimes post in here. :hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:


Chilly here this morning.


Bough myself a little present---rollerblades. I'm hoping to try them out this morning.

[Wireline]

Only a few? :mrgreen:

Yea...strangely, some of my better acquaintences are lawyers - not the kind you see chasing ambulances, inventing diseases and liabilities, or advertising on TV...they are more corporate types, oil and gas, etc...

Its all show business anyway...the difference is that instead of an Acadamy Award, people's lives and careers are destroyed all in pursuit of the frivilous buck...

do NOT get me started.

[texan_rep]

Morning, my wonderful Texas friends and the other wonderful people who sometimes post in here. :hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:


Chilly here this morning.


Bough myself a little present---rollerblades. I'm hoping to try them out this morning.

Try to keep the wheels on the ground and your butt off of it...;)

[Hadassah]

Try to keep the wheels on the ground and your butt off of it...;)

But that's no fun! :))

[melinda]

Hell, I don't know what the hell we have...they're big ****ing lizards with sharp teeth and strong jaws and I stay the hell away from them...:eek:

exactly....does it really matter if they are gators or crocs???

[texan_rep]

Not in the least! :eek:

[Wireline]

exactly....does it really matter if they are gators or crocs???


Yes..in the way you treat the hide for boots.

[melinda]

Yes..in the way you treat the hide for boots.

um, I won't be the one treating the hide, so to me...it still doesn't matter. ;)

[texan_rep]

you specialize in kids' hides, right? ;)

[Wireline]

you specialize in kids' hides, right? ;)

hmmm...boots made out of human hides...there could be a market for those, but I can't imagine the upkeep on them.

[melinda]

you specialize in kids' hides, right? ;)

of course. ;)

[texan_rep]

hmmm...boots made out of human hides...there could be a market for those, but I can't imagine the upkeep on them.

Depends on the sex of the donor...;)

[Wireline]

Rep there are so many punch lines here I just am overwhelmed.

[texan_rep]

hey, go for it...:))

[Wireline]

nooooooooo...

[melinda]

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire
laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'

The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.

[jet]

:))

[melinda]

Three aspiring psychiatrists, from three leading universities, were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from UCLA, What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked the young lady from Clemson..
"Elation," she said.

"And you, sir," he said to the student from Texas A&M, "How about the opposite of woe?"
The Texas A&M student replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy up".

[Hadassah]

Three aspiring psychiatrists, from three leading universities, were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from UCLA, What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked the young lady from Clemson..
"Elation," she said.

"And you, sir," he said to the student from Texas A&M, "How about the opposite of woe?"
The Texas A&M student replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy up".


:)) :)) :))

[Wireline]

:)) :)) :))

Haddie - the joke is she mispelled whoa...

A very promiscuous NYC girl decides to take a trip to West Texas to see for herself if the adage of "everything is bigger in Texas" is true or not...she brags about this all the way to the airport to her roommate, another gal...

So, in just a matter of hours, the traveler calls her friend and say's "I'm home, scared to death - come get me!" The room mate obviously asked, and the traveler tells the story: "I got off the plane at Midland, and the first thing I saw was a cowboy with a condom in his back pocket so big it had to be carried in a can! Some brand name Copenhagen. I never heard of it, but decided right then I didn't want no part of that"

[melinda]

Haddie - the joke is she mispelled whoa...

A very promiscuous NYC girl decides to take a trip to West Texas to see for herself if the adage of "everything is bigger in Texas" is true or not...she brags about this all the way to the airport to her roommate, another gal...

So, in just a matter of hours, the traveler calls her friend and say's "I'm home, scared to death - come get me!" The room mate obviously asked, and the traveler tells the story: "I got off the plane at Midland, and the first thing I saw was a cowboy with a condom in his back pocket so big it had to be carried in a can! Some brand name Copenhagen. I never heard of it, but decided right then I didn't want no part of that"

everything IS bigger in Texas. ;)

[Wireline]

everything IS bigger in Texas. ;)



:whistle:

[texan_rep]

Haddie - the joke is she mispelled whoa...

A very promiscuous NYC girl decides to take a trip to West Texas to see for herself if the adage of "everything is bigger in Texas" is true or not...she brags about this all the way to the airport to her roommate, another gal...

So, in just a matter of hours, the traveler calls her friend and say's "I'm home, scared to death - come get me!" The room mate obviously asked, and the traveler tells the story: "I got off the plane at Midland, and the first thing I saw was a cowboy with a condom in his back pocket so big it had to be carried in a can! Some brand name Copenhagen. I never heard of it, but decided right then I didn't want no part of that"

Ummmmm...doesn't this give a whole new meaning to the slogan "just a pinch between the cheek and gum"? :whistle:

[Wireline]

why yes...yes it does.

[texan_rep]

morning wire

[Wireline]

wazzup, mah MAN?

[texan_rep]

not me...how did I get to work this morning?

[melinda]

not me...how did I get to work this morning?

I don't know? how?????
and btw: how's everything between your cheeks and gums?? :mrgreen:
morning, tex!! :hug: :hug: :hug:


morning, wire! :hug: :hug: :hug:




I took two Lunestas last night...slept all the way from about 10:30pm until 5:00am!!!
:dance: :dance: :dance:

[melinda]

stupid, stinking humidity is back.............:((