Caption this: Obama & McChrystal

[EnchantedFrog]

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Now General, just because you graduated
from West Point and have 33 years of
experience doesn't mean you know squat
about battle inside the beltway.

[nortman]

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"Well, General, I expect you to win with heightened rules of engagement, no new troops, no new equipment, and my advisors breathing down your neck to report to me every time you **** up. So basically what I'm trying to tell you is, you're screwed. Kiss your career goodbye."

[Charlie A]

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Sorry General, but elections have consequences.

[EnchantedFrog]

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McChrystal, silently: (God help us)

[Gatekeeper]

Well General, No more troops, however I am going to send a WAR CZAR there and he will ban and enforce the Taliban and Al Queda's movements with a new BILL we are drafting.
I will be their God, Kiss my ring please before leaving....... NEXT!

[opsyscw]

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McChrystal, silently: (We are so ****ed)

[Storm Horse]

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Obama: I think your boot is untied.
McChrystal: (thinking to himself) Are the American people that STUPID to elect him?

[FreeRadical]

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McChrystal: Mr. President, thank God, Buddha, Yahweh, Krishna, Allah, the Goddess, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster that the American people voted you in to lead this country back to greatness!

Obama: I won't lead this country alone, sir. Many great Americans such as yourself will help me!

[EnchantedFrog]

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I am your Commander In Chief.
How dare you call me an incompetent,
ignorant, affirmative-action-community
organizing-appeasing-wimpy-traitorous
fluff-bucket turd.

[hailreagan]

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McChrystal, silently: (We are so ****ed)


Exactly!

[EnchantedFrog]

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So, like, I hit this three pointer shot.
Right through the hoop, swoosh.
Rangle bet three to one that I couldn't do it but I showed his ass.


Now, what have you been doing?

[EnchantedFrog]

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"First, don't EVER, EVER put me on the
spot again by asking for more troops...."

[pattyk]

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"
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ok, dude, I'm your boss, this is my deluxe luxury plane, and I will talk, you listen.

my shoes are very shiny. did you notice? I'm so cool......wonder what's on tap for the shindig tonite???? hum, someone needs to get in here and do some vacuuming. wonder what Geeves is doing? he damn well better be laying out my outfit......wha? oh, the war. where is that again? oh, yeah, Af...something........

[wonderingrover]

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.....so, in summary, I need to redeploy all of your troops to Washington DC to let those idiots in the House and Senate know how important it is to get this healthcare reform bill passed....

[Jabbamagnus]

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BHO: So let me get this straight, Joe Biden doesn't really know anything about fighting a war?
McChystal: Yes Mr. President.

[wonderingrover]

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BHO: So, how's that vacation in Afghanistan going? I figured you could use an easy assignment.

McCrystal: Just a hunch - you haven't read any of the reports I've sent to you, have you sir?

[Strongbone]

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(As Obama counts on his fingers)

"Inny, minny, miney, moe.
Should we stay or
should we go?"

[clearcarbon]

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[ValricoKate]

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GM(thinking) "He must have lost the 3rd envelope Bush left him ...he should have gotten to it by now"

[Jabbamagnus]

(As Obama counts on his fingers)

"Inny, minny, miney, moe.
Should we stay or

should we go?"


Now that's sad but funny! :))

[curtis123]

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"Sorry General, your 20 minutes are up. Oprah's waiting."

[bigtwnvin]

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McChrystal thinking silently: Of all times I choose NOT to wear a sidearm"

[EnchantedFrog]

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Naw, naw... forget about that Taliban crap...
Tell me about the don't-ask-don't-tell policy.
Is that working out pretty well?

[curtis123]

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[SFC(R)L]

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Now General, just because you graduated
from West Point and have 33 years of
experience doesn't mean you know squat
about battle inside the beltway.

Well, there's Dopey, and Doc, and Sneezy, and Grumpy....

[rodeo]

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Now General, just because you graduated
from West Point and have 33 years of
experience doesn't mean you know squat
about battle inside the beltway.

We've got 25 minutes to get this picture taken so people actually think I care what you have to say General. Then I've got 2.5 hours blocked out for Keith Olberman and Rachel Maddow, you know, the important people.

[rodeo]

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Now General, just because you graduated
from West Point and have 33 years of
experience doesn't mean you know squat
about battle inside the beltway.

My advice to you general is, keep your head down because those other soldiers you thought you needed....

Not happening.

[GregMartin]

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Reasons?
#1 you've been shooting at my speech writers
#2 you've killed some of my friends
#3 you're endangering my plan to destroy the United States
#4 I'm getting rid of Red State voters one at a time
#5 you wear that ugly flag that I hate on your uniforms

[EnchantedFrog]

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I hope like hell you didn't track anything
in with those big boots. You cowboys are
all alike. I'll show YOU who's boss.

[trsjr70]

Several of you beat me to the good lines...

Can someone start a poll on how soon General McChrystal will "resign"?
Kinda like when General Shinseki "resigned" after telling Bush, Cheney, and Rumstard how to properly invade Iraq?

[Cold_War_Warrior]

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Obama: “Well, General…the reason you haven’t been able to get thought to me is, is, is because I’m never at the Whitehouse when you call to speak to me.”

McCrystal: "Mr. President...you have a blackberry cell phone with a secure line don't you?"

Obama: "Ahaaa, Yeah...but, I-I-I can't give that to just anybody now can I"

[nortman]

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McChrystal: Mr. President, thank God, Buddha, Yahweh, Krishna, Allah, the Goddess, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster that the American people voted you in to lead this country back to greatness!

Obama: I won't lead this country alone, sir. Many great Americans such as yourself will help me!
Whatever you've been smoking needs to be shared.

[nortman]

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:))

[nortman]

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:lol:

[Maelstrom]

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Now Look. I intend to lose this war and I won't let you get in my way!

[County Lawman]

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We will get back to Afghanistan in a minute General. What I really want to know is if we have the troop numbers to take out those SOB's at FOX?

[AvgGuyIA]

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Obama: Now...when we stand up, do I salute you or do you salute me first?

McChrystal: You're an idiot.

[AvgGuyIA]

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[Trip]

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Ok, you've got decades of experience in combat that I don't, but my chair is on a pedestal putting me higher than you. Then I lean into you like this and I have an air of authority AND superiority... and if i can just get that lamp behind me... divine light too.

[Mohawk5]

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"You see this line on my palm? It's my Presidential life line. Now I know it's short and I want to make it longer. So I think I am going to deny you more troops to pander to my base even further. I hope you understand that your just a pawn."

[RedStatePaPa]

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Sorry General, but elections have consequences.

Oh snap! :))

[5thIDSoldier]

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"I'm sorry General but apparently there has been a horrible mistake. You apparently thought I was serious when I said I would be commited to defeating the Taliban and AlQueda in Afghanistan during the campaign."

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Gen. McChrystal: "Our campaign in Afghanistan has been historically under-resourced [...] Success is not ensured by additional forces alone [...] without a new strategy, the mission should not be resourced."

From the COMISAF'S INITIAL ASSESSMENT
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/documents/Assessment_Redacted_092109.pdf

[EnchantedFrog]

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No troops. No. Instead.......
I want to try this Midnight Basketball program.

[avergbear]

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McChrystal, silently: (We are so ****ed)

The sad thing is, this is correct.

We are ****ed.

[outfromunder]

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Obama: General, I REALLY want you to consider using my "Community Organization" plan over in Afghanistan. Im sure that it will work as well as it did over here"