View Full Version : Leather not good enough for you? No problem!
AutoRacer55
October 20th, 2009, 2:16 pm
A Russian company is making a car with an interior of a material better than leather. What could it be?
Kashmir? No.
Velvet? No.
What can it be?
If you answered Whale Penis, you would be correct.
http://www.smh.com.au/drive/motor-news/the-4wd-with-seats-made-of-whale-penis-20091016-gzsq.html
1.6 million dollars for this thing. I don't think I'm gonna buy it.
Mimiheart
October 20th, 2009, 2:30 pm
Only dorks will buy it...
outfromunder
October 20th, 2009, 2:48 pm
Only dorks will buy it...
:lol:
AutoRacer55
October 20th, 2009, 2:56 pm
Imagine making one of those.
"It won't fit! Should I stretch it out?"
Poisonshady313
October 20th, 2009, 3:25 pm
The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating.
The car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.
I want two of these cars.
jeepers
October 20th, 2009, 3:25 pm
Only a man could come up with this idea. No woman, even one with a penchant for unusual upohlstery would ever say 'hey, you know what is a great idea? Let's cover these chairs with whale penis!"
A man would say 'heeeeeeeeeeey, let the guy sit on the biggest penis in the world!" :lol: The most expensive penis-mobile, ever imagined...
AutoRacer55
October 20th, 2009, 3:30 pm
Only a man could come up with this idea. No woman, even one with a penchant for unusual upohlstery would ever say 'hey, you know what is a great idea? Let's cover these chairs with whale penis!"
A man would say 'heeeeeeeeeeey, let the guy sit on the biggest penis in the world!" :lol: The most expensive penis-mobile, ever imagined...
You won't be dicking around with that car.
OldBuzzard
October 20th, 2009, 3:42 pm
Imagine making one of those.
"It won't fit! Should I stretch it out?"
Nah, just stroke it a time or two, and it will get bigger :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
Poisonshady313
October 20th, 2009, 3:50 pm
This reminds me of a moment from the show House MD
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/Poisonshady313/bp.jpg
"Penis canes are murder."
Vaard
October 20th, 2009, 5:10 pm
a sperm whales penis is approximately 6 feet long and weighs over 200 pounds.......
Vaard
October 20th, 2009, 5:12 pm
On its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.
well.. now we know what the O stood for......
Hoobeedoo Bejesus
October 20th, 2009, 5:14 pm
Who would take their mother for a ride in said vehicle?
Samm
October 20th, 2009, 6:50 pm
a sperm whales penis is approximately 6 feet long and weighs over 200 pounds.......
I do not want to know why you know that... :neutral:
StoneScratcher
October 20th, 2009, 6:54 pm
I hope it has a moon roof, you know, in case a woman sits on it...
markdido
October 20th, 2009, 7:28 pm
Actually, this is a brilliant cover-up.
The Russians have invented a machine that can control the space/time continuum. The whale penis upholstery serves as the conduit.
If 2 subjects, a man and a woman, get into the vehicle and start it up, the male subject will be at his destination in the blink of an eye.
The female subject will still be in the garage.
angelicmadrigal
October 21st, 2009, 8:37 am
And here I thought the idea of the weenie mobile was only something Oscar Myer would do.
AutoRacer55
October 21st, 2009, 8:47 am
And here I thought the idea of the weenie mobile was only something Oscar Myer would do.
hot dog! that's a good one.
birddog1
October 21st, 2009, 10:01 am
a sperm whales penis is approximately 6 feet long and weighs over 200 pounds.......
I was just thinking how badly my job sucks these days until I read this post and thought at least I'm not the guy that has to skin and tan a whale penis.
AutoRacer55
October 21st, 2009, 10:44 am
I was just thinking how badly my job sucks these days until I read this post and thought at least I'm not the guy that has to skin and tan a whale penis.
And the world record for world's biggest circumcision goes to...
StoneScratcher
October 21st, 2009, 12:46 pm
Um? The moon roof would be needed if the seat grew...
Anyway, will the seat disappear if it's cold out?
angelicmadrigal
October 21st, 2009, 9:05 pm
hot dog! that's a good one.
::laughs:: thank you, thank you...::bows:: I live with the pun king so I have to get a good one now and then or else shame him into seppuku.