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samurai7
October 14th, 2009, 11:52 pm
No, I'm not kidding, we have had another incident, in which a "genius" figured out, that if they stripped naked, for some reason, in their "brilliant" figuring, the cops would not be able to arrest them.

These people are just real legal eagles. I mean they just have this all figured out. Yeah right! ;)

And just in case you think I'm kidding. No I'm not. There are, unfortunately, people that stupid:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/10/09/national/a183937D29.DTL&tsp=1

http://www.wickedlocal.com/somerville/news/x1750346771/Man-to-Somerville-Police-Im-naked-You-cant-take-me

So, far be it from me, to prevent people from doing this "brilliant" and ultimately pathetically funny tactic to "avoid" arrest. But, I think it's only fair to warn those who haven't burned all their brains cells in booze and drugs, that sorry, getting naked during a bust will NOT prevent the cops from arresting you.

Just a fair warning. For all those that are really stupid. Go ahead and try. It makes my weekends of reading about stupid criminals, more fun. :razz:

:)) :))

RayMan
October 15th, 2009, 12:01 am
Hi Sammy,

Did you post this here because you thought one or more of the mods might be a streaker?

HeyJude
October 15th, 2009, 12:01 am
Uh, wrong forum maybe? :think:

HeyJude
October 15th, 2009, 12:02 am
Hi Sammy,

Did you post this here because you thought one or more of the mods might be a streaker?


Behave yourself RayMan, just behave. :lol:

samurai7
October 15th, 2009, 12:03 am
Uh, wrong forum maybe? :think:

I meant to put it in GI. Did I goof? Oh crap! :eek:

RayMan
October 15th, 2009, 12:08 am
I meant to put it in GI. Did I goof? Oh crap! :eek:

Thanks Sammy. That put a smile on my face. :dance:

HeyJude
October 15th, 2009, 12:09 am
I meant to put it in GI. Did I goof? Oh crap! :eek:


Sounds like a good thread anyway. :D

RayMan
October 15th, 2009, 12:27 am
Behave yourself RayMan, just behave. :lol:

Sammy knows I'm teasing.



Hopefully the mods do too. ;)

Hadassah
October 15th, 2009, 12:55 am
If you're going to strip naked, you better either look damn good, so the cops will drool, or really gross, so the cops have a good laugh at your expense.






:))

Seanachie
October 15th, 2009, 2:37 am
Hello Samurai7,

Perhaps they believe 'showing' their shortcomings will get them a laugh rather than an arrest? At least in Kotowski's case that is.

Be well Lady,

Jim

Theranna
October 15th, 2009, 2:39 am
So I bought those tearaway clothes for nothing? Cops will still arrest me? Man, that cost a LOT of money! LoL

Seanachie
October 15th, 2009, 2:46 am
Hello Theranna,

Could be much worse and much more expensive if they were edible tearaway clothes. I'll quit while I'm behind on this one.

Have fun and don't tempt fate or an arrest!

Jim

AutoRacer55
October 15th, 2009, 2:48 am
Just a reminder, no fat chicks

;)

Seanachie
October 15th, 2009, 2:54 am
Just a reminder, no fat chicks

;)

Hello AR,

NP; I'm out of flour anyways! I'll leave that for you....

Be well and wear a dust mask....that flour stuff is tough on the bronchial system!

Jim

JeffR
October 15th, 2009, 3:29 am
Okay, once more people. They still CAN arrest you if you strip naked . ..
OK, how can we get this changed?

JediMindTrick
October 15th, 2009, 7:26 am
If you're going to strip naked, you better either look damn good, so the cops will drool, or really gross, so the cops have a good laugh at your expense.






:))

The good looking ones NEVER strip. Its always the grossly overweight ones that smell. :((

Koushi Shinigami
October 15th, 2009, 8:36 am
i meant to put it in gi. Did i goof? Oh crap! :eek:

:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

ALBOB2
October 15th, 2009, 2:09 pm
I meant to put it in GI. Did I goof? Oh crap! :eek:


Maybe if you strip naked the Mods won't ban you. :think:

Army Wife
October 15th, 2009, 8:09 pm
Hi Sammy,

Did you post this here because you thought one or more of the mods might be a streaker?

...anddddd did you want to attach a name to that "mod" or ar ya too chicken?? :shifty:

Army Wife
October 15th, 2009, 8:10 pm
Maybe if you strip naked the Mods won't ban you. :think:

:think:
"If at first you don't succeed..try try again"

:hand:
Somehow I don't think that is gonna happen for you in this lifetime ALBOB

Koushi Shinigami
October 15th, 2009, 8:13 pm
Maybe if you strip naked the Mods won't ban you. :think:

:eek:

:sick: :sick: :sick: