What not to say to a woman, what about men?

[traditional_woman]

A radio station was talking about a list of what not to say to women. Among them were;

''You look tired'' (ok, i hate that too, especially if i'm not tired)

''You are acting crazy''

Dieting tips, and age and weight related topics.

I personally think these lists make women sound manipulative and emotional...ok...some women are, but you get me?

Ok, so what is forbidden to say to men?

[Remus Lupin]

I'm a guy and I can't say anything you ask would bother me too much.
Then again, I'm pretty laid back.

[Residential Bob]

"I can't cook or clean house, and I'm flat-chested."

[pattyk]

I could think of something that I won't post! lol

[bitterclinger84]

I saw a cartoon once with a woman looking through cards at a card store and she asks the woman "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your **** cards'"?

[pattyk]

I saw a cartoon once with a woman looking through cards at a card store and she asks the woman "Do you have any 'Sorry I laughed at your **** cards'"?

that's the one!:evil:;)

[SFC(R)L]

"I don't like your truck."

[traditional_woman]

that's the one!:evil:;)

I don't get it?

[pattyk]

I don't get it?

or, you need to get some Extenze :shhh:

[gloucon]

"Hey look, I make more than you"

[Sinister Rouge]

"Oh, we need to paint the ceiling."

[gloucon]

ahhh also I think there's something about putting down the remote and talking more, but I wasn't listening that closely....

[Sinister Rouge]

"So, I've decided to stop shaving."


And I don't mean face, armpits, or legs.

[merickson]

"We're out of beer."

Sinister Rouge, some guys would like to hear that. Some of us like being mammals.
"So, I've decided to stop shaving."
And I don't mean face, armpits, or legs.

[gdoane]

"There's a red light on the dashboard that just won't go out and the car is making funny sounds."

[VCaddy05]

whats it mean when its 4th down?

[traditional_woman]

whats it mean when its 4th down?

That means they get the same amt of pts as they would for a touchdown, correct? I'm being serious here.

[VCaddy05]

That means they get the same amt of pts as they would for a touchdown, correct? I'm being serious here.

LOL! :dance:... exactly!!!

[-American-]

"It's your turn to change the diaper."

"Maybe it's time for you to go to Bosley Medical."

"I've decided to just let myself go, who do I have to look good for."

:mrgreen::razz:

[VCaddy05]

oh i didnt tell you... I cant cook

[traditional_woman]

or, you need to get some Extenze :shhh:

I would have gotten the joke if i saw the card myself lol.

[VCaddy05]

I got this thing from my last boyfriend, dont worry its totally cureable!

[traditional_woman]

LOL! :dance:... exactly!!!

well tell me! i need to know this info for a reason, but i won't tell why.

[VCaddy05]

well tell me! i need to know this info for a reason, but i won't tell why.

LOL, 4th down means the team is on their last down before they have to turn the ball over. They will either punt it if they are far away from the endzone, or go for a field goal if they are within range. THen sometimes the team will "go for it" on 4th down, which means they will and try and run the ball or pass it go gain 1st down if they feel they can reach that point of the field

[Army Wife]

LOL, 4th down means the team is on their last down before they have to turn the ball over. They will either punt it if they are far away from the endzone, or go for a field goal if they are within range. THen sometimes the team will "go for it" on 4th down, which means they will and try and run the ball or pass it go gain 1st down if they feel they can reach that point of the field

Right and to make it a 1st down again they have to move the ball forward 10 yards from where they started on the 1st down for that series of plays.

[gdoane]

That means they get the same amt of pts as they would for a touchdown, correct? I'm being serious here.

Football is a barbaric game which involves moving the inflated hide of a dead animal up and down a field of play.

4th Down refers to a do-or-die situation where if the inflated dead animal hide is not advanced by 10 yards total inclusive of the three previous downs then the dead animal hide is turned over to the opposing team where they try to advance towards the opposite goal.

The game is stupid as Hell really. I'm a guy and I can't stand football, it's an insult to my intelligence and it's a ridiculous "sport". The NFL looks at a 20-something guy who weighs 350 pounds and calls him an athlete. I call him a fatass looking at a heart attack this side of 40.

Not all guys like pro sports. I've never been to a pro game ever in my life and I'm PROUD of that fact and I don't ever intend to change it. I will never support a pro sports team and I will never watch a pro sports game or buy a pro sports ticket. They ain't getting my money.

[traditional_woman]

So what if they get a touchdown and they last left off on second down, does the opposing team get the ball and start all over?

[Fire Watch]

Ok, so what is forbidden to say to men?
"No."

[Fire Watch]

Keep it decent folks.

[Dragon1963]

Worst things you can say to a guy:

Let's just be friends.

I think of you as a brother.

I think your cute.

[Sinister Rouge]

Keep it decent folks.


Sorry.:redface:

[jeepers]

My last boyfriend was better than you at (fill in the blank).

[jeepers]

"There's a red light on the dashboard that just won't go out and the car is making funny sounds."

..and so I kept driving the 20 miles home...

[gdoane]

"My probation officer would like to ask you a few questions."

[Samm]

"That's ok... really... it happens to every man eventually."


or


"Is that it?"

[mysticbeauty_nbeast]

"We need to talk"...the most deadly phrase ever uttered from a woman to her man. Makes them cringe and shriek like vampires in the light. lmao.

"My last boyfriend...." another deadly favorite..no man likes to be compared to another man.

"I love you, but I'm not In Love with you...." which is the end all be all of slams.

"Your friends all dead beat looser".....which usually comes in the form of a guy weekend or guys night gone wrong.

"Let me tell you something about you that YOU don't know"....fight starter there for sure...

"You're just like your father"...and that's not meant in a good way.

There are just some things a woman shouldn't utter to a man...under any circumstances. (There are plenty about a male's specific region that I won't mention.:redface:) Just as there are some real gems men shouldn't utter to their women. Although, to be fair, guys say stuff without really meaning to hurt their woman....Women on the other hand specifically say things that are like timed bombs that will go off in the guys head moments after it's said. It's meant to inflict a wound...sad but true.



~Mysty