Slobber alert! Make sure you stockpile enough windex

[HeyJude]

There will be a mad slobbering love affair tomorrow as all the fringe media kisses up to the Beloved One. There is a chance your TV will ooze slobber, even if you have your TV turned off, the Power of Network Slobber could ooze thru. Just as a precaution, make sure you have plenty of windex on hand, so you can wipe up the goo before it hits the floor and ruins your carpet.

If you will be away from home tomorrow, and unable to catch the Slobbering Goo when it hits, you might need to contact your insurance company to make sure you are covered for DC Slobber Goo. Read the fine print of your policy, you might be covered.

There has been a run on Windex in all the grocery stores, so you might not be able to buy any. If your grocery has sold out, you might try Lysol.

[OKCatholic]

There will be a mad slobbering love affair tomorrow as all the fringe media kisses up to the Beloved One. There is a chance your TV will ooze slobber, even if you have your TV turned off, the Power of Network Slobber could ooze thru. Just as a precaution, make sure you have plenty of windex on hand, so you can wipe up the goo before it hits the floor and ruins your carpet.

If you will be away from home tomorrow, and unable to catch the Slobbering Goo when it hits, you might need to contact your insurance company to make sure you are covered for DC Slobber Goo. Read the fine print of your policy, you might be covered.

There has been a run on Windex in all the grocery stores, so you might not be able to buy any. If your grocery has sold out, you might try Lysol.

I'm gonna set off some foggers just in case

[Billy_Bob]

DO the hugers come with leg protectors....?

[Ironhide]

The amount of chills running up the legs of liberals, will undoubtedly be the beginnings of another "ice truck killer".

Yeah, I hope somebody gets that.

[Justus]

I'm not sure what times he will be on... But I will be either at church or watching football. At this point in time I think they're both more important to me than hearing him sell his UHC.

[Proud Parent]

The amount of chills running up the legs of liberals, will undoubtedly be the beginnings of another "ice truck killer".

Yeah, I hope somebody gets that.

Yep i got it!! LOL I love that show!!

[TerriC]

I'm not sure what times he will be on... But I will be either at church or watching football. At this point in time I think they're both more important to me than hearing him sell his UHC.

My husband just popped up with the same thing, kind of out of nowhere... he says, obama being on the tv all day tomorrow was a dumb move, everyone will be watching football tomorrow.

I added, besides that fact that he has been on all week!

[Cutiepie]

I'm not sure what times he will be on... But I will be either at church or watching football. At this point in time I think they're both more important to me than hearing him sell his UHC.




I will predict right now that hardly anyone will tune in. People are so sick of hearing him and seeing him on television. I of course have never ever watched him and I won't be watching him tomorrow. I will be at church and right after church come home and grill some steaks and watch Nascar and then head to work later on.

[bitterclingerincalif]

I have to dub a lot of stuff I recorded all week to dvd. I guess I can do it all tomorrow. That way I'll miss the lovefest.

The other option is to record shows off BBC radio, I am a hopeless radio drama fan.

[HeyJude]

I'm not sure what times he will be on... But I will be either at church or watching football. At this point in time I think they're both more important to me than hearing him sell his UHC.


If you notice some Goo oozing, you will know He is on. As long as you have some windex handy, I think you will be fine.

[Justus]

I will predict right now that hardly anyone will tune in. People are so sick of hearing him and seeing him on television. I of course have never ever watched him and I won't be watching him tomorrow. I will be at church and right after church come home and grill some steaks and watch Nascar and then head to work later on.

I agree but I don't think him being on TV will hurt his UHC support which is what he's probably going to push for the most throughout his 4 years... Won't help his support much though either, he's obviously desperate.

[DelawareGuy]

Aren't a lot of these shows at the same time? so he is competing against himself for audience?

Sunday morning at like 11 or 1130?

But then again subtlelty has never been Dear leaders strong suit

But comedy OMG , wait till he rocks the stand up on Letterman, I'll bet he'll knock em dead with some jokes about the Palin kids

Does this White House think before they do things?

[HeyJude]

Aren't a lot of these shows at the same time? so he is competing against himself for audience?

Sunday morning at like 11 or 1130?

But then again subtlelty has never been Dear leaders strong suit

But comedy OMG , wait till he rocks the stand up on Letterman, I'll bet he'll knock em dead with some jokes about the Palin kids

Does this White House think before they do things?


Only if Teleprompter promps them to do so. Otherwise, no.

[MarkieMarie]

I Will Be speaking With the TRUE Messiah , Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ . I will be asking Jesus to bless Mr. Obama and remind him who's Really the Boss and it ain't Mr.Obama.:pray::pray::pray:

[3inOne]

What is he going to talk about this time?

[DelawareGuy]

What is he going to talk about this time?


he's gonna put on the sweater and sit in the chair with his good good friends and tell everybody in the neighborhood how the magic of Socialized medicine will make us all better and save us 10 bijillon dollars and lower the unemployment rate and heck free college for everybody

in other words same stuff different day

Obamas Desperation TV tour!!!!! can somebody get me a T-shirt?

I repeat they MAY push UHC through but it will be against the wishes of the majority of the populace

[HeyJude]

I'm gonna set off some foggers just in case


Foggers will surely kill the poisonous rhetoric, but won't do much for the slobber. :(

[Billy_Bob]

We do need protection form tingley feelings going up our legs`....

[Wino]

The amount of chills running up the legs of liberals, will undoubtedly be the beginnings of another "ice truck killer".

Yeah, I hope somebody gets that.
DEXTER is the man

[Clamp]

Every American should watch what he has to say. He is the President.

If you disagree with what he is promoting, then use what he says for research, and disprove his statements with facts.

This is the way to negate un-Constitutional acts, not partisan rhetoric.

[Ironhide]

All of his viewers will come from Masssachusetts, Kalifornia ... and Austin, TX.

[Clamp]

All of his viewers will come from Masssachusetts, Kalifornia ... and Austin, TX.


And Pennsylvanians...


http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/election2008/pa.htm

[HeyJude]

We do need protection form tingley feelings going up our legs`....


That's my biggest concern. I'm not sure I'm ready for the tingley leg syndrome. I've heard there is is no cure for it, except for eye surgery to restore normal vision. Once vision is restored, and eyes are opened, it is possible to eleviate the tingley leg.

[HeyJude]

Every American should watch what he has to say. He is the President.

If you disagree with what he is promoting, then use what he says for research, and disprove his statements with facts.

This is the way to negate un-Constitutional acts, not partisan rhetoric.


Will He be on Fox News tomorrow?

[Ironhide]

And Pennsylvanians...


http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/election2008/pa.htm


Yeah, we've been blue for quite a few elections now. Don't think that I haven't considered moving because of it.

I work in NJ, so PA is definitely the lesser of two evils.;)

[OKCatholic]

he's gonna put on the sweater and sit in the chair with his good good friends and tell everybody in the neighborhood how the magic of Socialized medicine will make us all better and save us 10 bijillon dollars and lower the unemployment rate and heck free college for everybody

in other words same stuff different day

Obamas Desperation TV tour!!!!! can somebody get me a T-shirt?

I repeat they MAY push UHC through but it will be against the wishes of the majority of the populace

:)):))Always wondered about the proper spelling of "bijillon"

[Billy_Bob]

:)):))Always wondered about the proper spelling of "bijillon"

Well he does have an unlimited credit....on our money...

LINK (http://www.dotpenn.com/images/stories/articles/2008-8/barack_obama_race_card.jpg)

[TerriC]

I wonder who he will insult this time, doctors? the handicapped? Us? Fox News?

Oh well, Fox will give us the highlights.

[Clamp]

Yeah, we've been blue for quite a few elections now. Don't think that I haven't considered moving because of it.

I work in NJ, so PA is definitely the lesser of two evils.;)

You're telling me... :)

I've lived in both States...

Lived in Bushkill, worked in Jefferson.

Man NJ sucks sometimes... :)

[JerryN]

What is he going to talk about this time?

What do you think? Same old ****.
I think he has a deck of 'speech cards' that he just shuffles and stuffs into the Teleprompter.

I hope he at least shuffled them between the shows (taped Friday).

Even the Lame media is calling him over-exposed.

I think he will regret going 'All In" on this crap UHI bill.
If he had spent this much effort making some improvements ....

Nah, like he told Harry, he thinks he has a gift. ROFL

[jeepers]

The man truly never shuts up. I do realize that this is his desperate Hail Mary pass to the public regarding UHC, so it's completely in character with him.

But I'm SO sick and tired of turning on the boob tube and hearing him give the same speeches. Over and over and over...

He's really overexposed.

[3inOne]

he's gonna put on the sweater and sit in the chair with his good good friends and tell everybody in the neighborhood how the magic of Socialized medicine will make us all better and save us 10 bijillon dollars and lower the unemployment rate and heck free college for everybody

in other words same stuff different day

Obamas Desperation TV tour!!!!! can somebody get me a T-shirt?

I repeat they MAY push UHC through but it will be against the wishes of the majority of the populace

Ha, ha, ha...... How boring....

[3inOne]

What do you think? Same old ****.
I think he has a deck of 'speech cards' that he just shuffles and stuffs into the Teleprompter.

I hope he at least shuffled them between the shows (taped Friday).

Even the Lame media is calling him over-exposed.

I think he will regret going 'All In" on this crap UHI bill.
If he had spent this much effort making some improvements ....

Nah, like he told Harry, he thinks he has a gift. ROFL

I believe he likes to hear himself talk.