Why I Work: A Short Essay by CID_0687

[CID_0687]

I like food.

The end.

[JimGP20]

Hmmmmm.... I always thought THESE guys were short essays. :think:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/shortessays.jpg :cool:

[CID_0687]

Who is that, the Little Village People?

[Lie Sniper]

I like food.

The end.

You need food.

[CID_0687]

You need food.
Indeed.

[Lie Sniper]

Indeed.

Hey! That's my word. (And I stole it from Ray)

[Lie Sniper]

I like food.

The end.

You didn't really have very big plans for this thread, did you?

[melinda]

hmmmmm.... I always thought these guys were short essays. :think:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/shortessays.jpg :cool:

post of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)) :)) :))

[CID_0687]

You didn't really have very big plans for this thread, did you?
Nope...I probably should have put it in the OP-ED forum. ;)

[Army Wife]

I like food.

The end.

Noooo you work because you know The Wife will kick your butt if you don't bring home the bacon!

[RayMan]

Hmmmmm.... I always thought THESE guys were short essays. :think:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/stuckinliberalhell/shortessays.jpg :cool:

This would be a great place to insert the "That's Racist" kid gif but that would make the image per post size too large.

So Cal Jim strikes again.


"Esse."

[super cool ski instructor]

Why I Don't Want To Work: A Short Essay by Super Cool Ski Instructor:



I have done it now for 13 years....and I just don't like it very much.


The End.

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Why I Don't Want To Work: A Short Essay by Super Cool Ski Instructor:



I have done it now for 13 years....and I just don't like it very much.


The End.
Sorry, but that's too long...you lost me at "I have done"...

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Noooo yo work because you know The Wife will kick your butt if you don't bring home the bacon!
Mmmm...bacon.

[super cool ski instructor]

Sorry, but that's too long...you lost me at "I have done"...

Let me get you your ritalin now...seriously...you need to finish my essay...it is good enought to change the world!

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Let me get you your ritalin now...seriously...you need to finish my essay...it is good enought to change the world!
I'm expecting short essays. If I wanted to read full sentences, I'd go back to WP ;)

[super cool ski instructor]

I'm expecting short essays. If I wanted to read full sentences, I'd go back to WP ;)

I'm trying to bring a little WP to TP because, quite frankly, WP drives me nuts these days :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I'm trying to bring a little WP to TP because, quite frankly, WP drives me nuts these days :))
There are times when I'm thinking WP is the new TP...

I don't know what that means for TP though...;)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

I'm trying to bring a little WP to TP because, quite frankly, WP drives me nuts these days :))
You should have seen the thread about joining the klan yesterday...it was beautiful.

I won't spoil too much, but I will say the phrase "KKGay" was used.

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1647771

[super cool ski instructor]

There are times when I'm thinking WP is the new TP...

I don't know what that means for TP though...;)

:)) No way. People take things way too seriously in WP......I just want to go into every thread and say "yes Obama sucks...but can't we all just lighten up once in a while?"

[Dr. Funkenstein]

:)) No way. People take things way too seriously in WP......I just want to go into every thread and say "yes Obama sucks...but can't we all just lighten up once in a while?"
What do you think I do over there?

Granted, I do it in a far more trollish manner because when I get ****ed off about something I tend to get snarkier, but still...;)

[super cool ski instructor]

You should have seen the thread about joining the klan yesterday...it was beautiful.

I won't spoil too much, but I will say the phrase "KKGay" was used.

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=1647771

Okay I love that and am reading the whole thind right now :))

[JimGP20]

Okay I love that and am reading the whole thind right now :))


That's pretty good.... you made your "g" stand on it's head. :D

[super cool ski instructor]

Okay I love that and am reading the whole thind right now :))

So I read it and I loved it!

I do have to say though that I find it insane that in a thread where everyone is joking around there are still a few people who were taking it seriously...a little too seriously.

[super cool ski instructor]

That's pretty good.... you made your "g" stand on it's head. :D

Wait...I did what? :))

[Dr. Funkenstein]

Wait...I did what? :))

You spelled "thing" with a d on the end. :doh:

So I read it and I loved it!

I do have to say though that I find it insane that in a thread where everyone is joking around there are still a few people who were taking it seriously...a little too seriously.

That's the best part of it. You know sktprod had no idea that thread was going to roll in that direction. I can only imagine the look on his face when he came back to check it.

[super cool ski instructor]

:wall: Really people...I can spell!

[melinda]

:wall: Really people...I can spell!

yes, but can you type?



:)

[Dr. Funkenstein]

yes, but can you type?



:)
<snicker>

[RayMan]

yes, but can you type?



:)

Key mel. The cool kids say "key" rather than "type."

[supreme_war_Pig]

I like food.

The end.

Me too. Without food I would just die. ;)

[melinda]

Key mel. The cool kids say "key" rather than "type."

really???? so I'm showing my age?
I did NOT know this ....

[Dr. Funkenstein]

really???? so I'm showing my age?
I did NOT know this ....
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is ANOTHER leg pulled by the one and only RayMan...

[melinda]

I was wondering .... :)) :)) :))